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>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
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RALLIES/TH
>Temecula Trump Rally 3/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPLVibXBSY
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
>Roger Stone on AM970 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NqOWq_Gk0
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBk2nsHOE24
>Piers Morgan: The Trump Interview 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77DrxHj0mE
>Don Lemon cuts off the truth 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wfIHP9t_c
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Donald drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted copulates with rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
>World's opinion of Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_E5H1ETNU
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
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Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
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>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
AWOOOOOO
Continue.
OY
VEY
MAGA
Cowtits for Trump!
>>69202960
>>69202960
>>69202960
They weren't aware of the super delegates until like two states in and look how big of a shitstorm that caused.
When they find out the DNC takes his money there's going to be a astronomical shitstorm the likes the world has never seen before, and likewise if Trump gets jewed out of the nom too.
>>69203441
MAGA
Don't forget to take your SUPER MALE VITALITY before bed!
>>69203431
>tfw reading bernies tax plan
MAGA
A
G
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>>69203381
>>69203404
>>69203437
Now this thread is /comfy/ as fuck. Time to break out the forbidden awoo.
nth for part 4 this weekend
Just found out the God Emperor is coming to my town....on a college campus no less. Got my ticket! Hope to see some triggered snowflakes.
>THE CONDOMS ON THE BED
>OMG CONDOMS
>busTED WOW CONDOMS
>SKYNS BALCK CONDOMS WOW
its literally nothing
im not saying its not condoms
but it could be many other things
How does it feel to be the God tier group of humans on this planet? Trump supporters are the chosen ones.
>>69203572
i'm rereading part 4 now in anticipation. just finished highway star and i nearly came.
M-M-MAGA
these are the type of memes and mentality of my liberal friends, even used based wire for their shit meme...
>>69203748
There's a long road ahead. We must stay faithful.
>>69203611
what a distraction...
there's enough proof to make you at least conserned without the condoms.
/r/ing the pic of Trump as a nazi! with the german national flag! I think it's black and white
>>69203604 is the face they used in the shop
help me /pol/!!!!!
>>69203572
Feels abaj man
>>69203839
Reparations.
>>69203864
I'm ready to make America great again
>>69203538
At first I was offended at your furry reposts. But I've grown fond of you, anon. You're always there when we awoo and MAGA. You're alright you foxy abomination, you!
>>69203611
That is easily one of the most worthless webms I've ever seen.
>>69203611
>increasing the brightness
What did you expect? I'm not saying the other image is legit, but it was never claimed that it was made by increasing the brightness
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/29/atwater-evasion-video-senator-ted-cruz-dodges-answering-questions-about-infidelity/
• Hide the spouse • Take her off the trail • Block contact • Delete Social Media • Present female spokesperson as intercepting agent for candidate • Keep interceptor with candidate at all times • Deny • Deny • Deny…. until denial is no longer a plausible option:
The interceptor is to deflect attention away from the campaign. The Candidate must not answer direct questions. Reassert candidate’s humility perspective. This becomes paramount to give space if needed in phase two.
Phase Two – Interceptor drops out. When/if the candidate can no longer hide the infidelity, the reasons for prior obfuscation/denial was ‘embarrassment‘. Phase Two ends with re-entry of spouse to deliver the “we will heal / together” speech. Surround candidate’s optic with friends and family; or carefully host private one-on-one interview.
>>69203001
If this person is still around & didn't grab it.
>>69203767
It's been a few years since I read it and I've forgotten most details so it'll be nearly fresh for me
>>69203510
thank you based alex jones
pls remove globalist scum
>>69203611
The issue with the condoms is Amanda claims the "object" is a shoop. It's how Cruz and party is reacting to the evidence, not the evidence itself.
>>69204039
My fucking sides that picture
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/28/why-some-chinese-like-donald-trump.html
Why do Chinese have better judge of character than Americans?
>>69204039
That shit would backfire badly for Rato. People would also grill him over Secretariat's sudden disappearance.
>>69203611
LEVELS
E
V
E
L
S
you fuck
>>69204198
because the Chinese are ruthless business mongols, and they admire that in Trump
>>69204198
Because they know the difference between lying communist pigs and freedom loving saviors like Trump.
>>69203611
Oh and that video is fucking dumb. Haven't you seen xray tutorials? You use curves and levels to draw out the shapes and curves in what is otherwise semi-uniform color. That's how you can tell that there may be circular disks inside of the package.
Lyin Rato hiding behind a woman, to deflect criticism, doesn't really work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
>>69204074
Lupin was great
>>69204360
Ignore them bro its the rato shills doing damage control
>>69203905
bump
HAPPENING
>>69202286
>>69202286
Plane Hijacking in progress.
Also, place your bets ladies and gentlemen.
http://strawpoll.me/7216677/
>>69203929
very simple and effective, so the retards will ignore it.
>>69204374
So did Fiorina fuck Cruz for 500k?
>>69203572
Hyped as hell, April 1st can't come soon enough.
This has to be the best year for me in awhile.
>>69204002
I do it because I love my country anon. MAGA my friend. MAGA.
>I have to get up in three hours
GIVE ME TRUMP RALLIES. GIVE ME PRIMARIES. I CAN'T DO IT ANY LONGER
Just finished listening to Savage.
Wow, I not sure whether he is butthurted about Cruz not coming to his show or he is pretending to be butthurted about Cruz not coming to his show to subtly helping Trump.
And some have pointed out in the media (like the Joe in MJ), Trump is making all of the media have a very easy access to him. Where almost everyone else, they just refuse to do so. (Joe begging for the phone call from everybody else)
>>69203572
You guys think I should go ahead & grab this in case Trump loses?
>>69204532
Fiorina knew about the fucking and she got hush money.
>>69204374
She wants to rat fuck with him tonight.
>>69204374
>first minutes given to Fiorina, not man enough to give a direct answer to a simple question
>second minute spent without ever saying "i have never been unfaithful to my wife"
Maybe we're wrong guys.
Maybe Ted is not a lying ALL the time. Clearly he's having trouble with this one.
The journalist even tried to help him by formulating a potential answer, regardless of it's veracity.,
>my boy J.E.B reenters the race tomorrow
>gets every single delegate left and has more than Drumpf and Rato going into the convention
The chaos candidate is finally going to get taken down, drumpfkins. I'm preparing for your tears.
>>69203381
>>69203404
>>69203437
>>69203545
>>69203625
>>69203829
>>69203832
>>69203849
>>69204266
>>69204588
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE AWOOS?
>>69203431
>tfw Bernie's tax plan would make me homeless
Why do libshits like him again?
SANDERS BTFO
I want to be impregnated by Trump tbqh
>>69204615
The whole media exposure thing ultimately falls on the other cunts. No one is telling them that they're not allow to call in.
>>69204787
Because as long as they make 0$ they can just leech off of others, or so they think.
>>69204615
He tried to turn on Trump but the rat won't copulate with him. He's a whiny bitch.
>>69204788
Theyre all proportional. He still loses but learn2convention
>>69204891
Is that even a dindu? It looks like a fucking burnt alien.
>>69204394
Is the new one any good?
Can my Awoos join the fun too
>>69204947
OMG you're right! I can't unsee it now
>>69204787
>not shillary (biggest reason for non-college kids)
>in college (biggest reason for college kids)
>bird (biggest reason for liberals)
Reasons to support Bernie.
>>69204947
more like a bern victim
>>69203431
Literally a job holocaust.
>>69205027
300 posts of solid awoos to secure Trump's victory in Wisconsin pls
>>69205137
reheheheheh
>>69205018
Yeah. I've only seen a few episodes but it's pretty good. Still prefer the original though
Getting real tired waiting for a smoking gun on the cruz mistress crisis.
>>69204660
Hillary is really getting lit up on twitter. I think we might win this. People won't forget all the shit they slung at her. She's doomed.
>>69205137
>>69205304
We need the foreplay it's very important.
>>69203611
It's the tag for the dress, stupids.
HOLY SHIT
POST YFW
>>69205304
We're literally gonna have to wait until Friday. So calm down.
>>69205137
>>69205402
I do, the first 30 posts are awoo fags.
>>69205350
>Hillary is really getting lit up on twitter
About what?
>>69205299
>>69205323
*impregnates*
>>69205304
Check out how Lyin' Ted stands there and lets Carly do the talking. Guilty as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
>>69205531
Being Hillary.
Existential crisis.
>>69205402
>mfw anime and awoo haters BTFO
I sure can't wait to find out who Scott Walker has chosen to endorse! The suspense is killing me!
>>69205261
Goemon deserves a hat immediately for that quote. Why has this not been used before? lol
>>69204715
>cruz sues the national enquirer for libel (printing a lie)
>issue goes away forever
Why hasn't he done this?
>>69205567
She's hungry for rat copulation.
Dear /trumpgen/
Anime posters are a disgrace to 4chan.
sincerely, reddit
>>69205531
Everything, being a liar about everything, being evil about everything, look at the top trending hashtag right now
>>69205663
(You)
>>69205663
Awoo shitposters are a part of our heritage.
You are equivalent to the mudslimes trying to eliminate western values
/pol/ starter kit
I love Big Don, but everyone in the world thinks he's racist.
Everyone in my poor ass neighbourhood and even the rich people here.
My country doesn't even have sjws or libtards, how's don going to win brehs
Cali poster here.
Went to the Ronald Reagan Library this Sat. Towards the end in the gift shop this staff lady taps my shoulder and whispers "We love your jacket".
Was wearing my Trump hoodie. God some cold looks from some qts but they were probably bait anyway.
>>69205791
What the fuck is a Namibia? Is that the land on the outside of the closet from that one kid's movie?
>>69205780
>TRY ALL NEW BRAIN FORCE. Made with ALL NATURAL HERBS from DEEP CAVERNS in SIBERIA.
>>69205791
Your country is irrelevant though.
>>69205907
>>69205596
>>69205687
>Bernie Sanders Supporters Take Aim at Hillary With #ToneDownForWhat
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToneDownForWhat
'Bout time someone fired shots at her. Though Bernie will probably apologize in the morning and say that "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN TONES!"
>>69205883
I'm wearing my hoodie!
>>69205629
because sueing them is nigh impossible. How are you going to prove you never had an affair?
All potential witnesses have a personal interest in denying all claims.
The only thing worse than having that story printed would be losing a lawsuit over it. And Cruz knows it's not easy to win, he's worked as a lawyer after all.
Fun sideline story: the whole business goes to show Trump is right about the need for stronger libel laws.
>>69205896
Awoo is for advanced members only.
MAGA!
>>69205995
You look so cute ¡ Yeb!
Do we not have our own original anime girl?
I don't mind the momiji but I think it would be better if had a 100% OC character. However this would require an anime drawfag.
Cruz is FUCKED.
>>69205995
Oh Bush, you and your guac and turtles. And a self described cuck and introvert, in other words, an autist.
Truly a sight to behold. The black sheep of the bush famalam.
THIS SHOULD BE IN THE OP:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/100000004173782.mobile.html?smid=nytnow-share&smprod=nytnow&_r=0
>>69206124
this is the only trump girl i think is original
>>69205391
really?
who made the dress, what designer? shouldn't be hard to find if you think it is a tag and not something else...
>>69205907
Basically mad max
>>69206169
kek'd at the list under Jeb
>>69206323
I'd still pet her.
>>69206124
>>69206184
I seen others but they're never anything spectacular that catches on. I blame the anti-anime shills for discouraging drawfags.
>>69205567
>Ted's face as he waits in quiet desperation for National Enquirer to slowly spill everything week by week
I can't even begin to imagine the thoughts racing through Cruz's head as he lies in bed, one sleepless night after another. Wondering what NE is going to say in the next issue, wondering if he can win the primary somehow, wondering how he is going to endure the fight against Clinton, wondering if he's going to find out Heidi killed herself over what he did.
Jesus Christ Ted you poor ratface bastard.
>>69206169
>>69206289
>Namibia neighborhood
>>69206169
>updated march 4th
damn, even the people who get paid for memehunting are stuck in this dead calm.
>>69205605
Obviously he will side with Rato like a good little goy.
>>69205946
Just showing the media has smeared Donald all over the world, even on a shitty farm in the middle of nowhere
>>69206519
We're like 12% German population
>>69205995
This must have been the best cringe material in years
>>69203290
anyone got original of OP pic?
>>69206447
I said this in another thread, but the look on Ted's face in that video is pure agony and desperation. You can see the twinkle in his eye as hope starts to leave, but then he realizes that the cameras are rolling and he has to speak so he straightened up. But you just know that he's rolled up under his sheets and whispering "It's all Trump's fault..." right now. Pretty sad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_lcFJLmDXg
Where were you when all of America gathered together to protest Trump in NYC?
Donald Trump is a big meanie
>>69204198
>Chinese love Trump as a big success, a 2nd gen big success, his succesful kids, his reality show, being a businessman, no drugs/alcohol/smoking/tattoos, and Ivanka herself
They were a little hurt by the Iowa thing last year though. Admittably not one of Trump's finer moments since CHYNA isn't too good at taking bantz.
>>69206772
>>69203463
>evangeline a k mcdowell turned into this
I am so far behind in UQ Holder.
>>69205663
You are being obnoxious.
>>69205350
>People won't forget all the shit they slung at her. She's doomed.
You underestimate the ability of the average western voter to forget.
Most cringe worthy Trump general I've ever seen
hope things pick up soon
>>69206590
I hope not. I've already got a recall petition getting organized in Georgia and I really don't want to have to fuck with Scott Walker. I actually liked him.
>>69206899
>muh cringy awoos
>muh cringy anime
>reported to r/cringe
>>69206899
There's too much action in other threads right now. These things usually blow by so fast I don't bother much.
>>69206899
pic from poland rally, already making moves FOR europe.
>>69206862
I know she's mad bitch frothing-in-the-mouth crazy but I would so fuck the living shit out of her...mmmmmm
>>69206623
rare
>One of the sluts is a professional pundit that tweets you as 'daddy'
>Your Superpac gives half a million to a competitors superpac whom has one of the other sluts
>You go full beta mode get an old lady to defend you
>Your wife pulls out of the campaign trail
Its like Cruz is trying everything to convince people he is fucking guilty.
>>69206899
well anon I'm open to serious discussions
otherwise we shitpost with anime
pretty simple formula
>>69206687
>awoo(128)
Holy crap that's a lot of awoos!
>>69207043
t. Ted
>>69206899
Who cares. Get a real job instead of trying to minimod 4chan.
>>69206899
The more people complain or acknowledge it the more they'll post. Just wait it out.
What Tay could have become:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458619917467.webm
>>69207102
he is doing a great job at sinking his own campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9n5VibgNOQ
>>69207149
>>69207102
It feels like its not even fucking working though, I hope it is REEEEEEE
>>69207102
There's also morons running around on various sites spouting that Rato has 'planned' all of this. If he truly was innocent, he'd come out and directly say that he didn't have any affairs AND he wouldn't have blamed the Don in the first place like a responsible person.
Signed up for the trump rally in Wisconsin brothers!
>>69207381
Sounds like a goodin' too with those bikers going.
>tfw it's time to go
That's enough shitposting for one night.
Beware the shills. C'ya round, kiddos.
>>69207547
Nighty night.
>>69207547
sleep tight
>>69204615
>Where almost everyone else, they just refuse to do so.
It's really interesting honestly. It really shows you just how shallow the competition is when all they do is steal Trump's positions.
Will Joe ever come back home?
>>69207248
oh snap
>>69207248
his staff are turning on him
>>69207688
Savagery.
>>69207688
That quote real? What book?
>>69207688
Absolute madman
THANK YOU MODS
for getting rid of some of these man children awoo spergs
I'm sorry if that offends some of you
>>69207248
lmfao
>>69208025
wait until it's shillary's turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ym8eNvUT5w
>>69207207
lol
>>69203427
daily reminder
>>69207893
>>69208314
I'm fucking horribly offended sir.
I might even vote for Ted now in the upcoming primary in my state of Wisconsin as a matter of fact because you were so rude. I lost all my irl friends for Trump, now Trump supporters on /pol/ think they can bully me. I thought it was the left who ate their own, not us!
>>69207368
They're doing it on the theory of trying to make it seem like nothing.
Dad, what would you do if i told you i crashed the car?
relax, there's only a long scratch along the entire length of the car. Oh, and both headlights are broken.
>>69208470
Florida, stop being confusing.
fyi, trump getting lots of likes and comments on facebook.
>>69208470
vote for Ted then weeb youre no Trumpkin
>>69204475
>>69203905
PLEASE HELP ME /POL/
I NEED YOUR ENERGY
>>69208868
the terrorists are truly emboldened and still, our useless president does nothing.
>>69208868
>trump getting lots of likes and comments on facebook
Why wouldn't he?
>>69208868
>but we can't get a terrorists face wet
I'm not against waterboarding at all, but I think it's honestly funny how people think it's just like getting your face drenched and having to hold your breath or some shit.
>>69208966
what will I do lil marco memes
>>69209034
The fucking media and their kike directed narrative.
>>69209144
CLOSE
I'm glad there's no one here to save this rare Trump
>>69209282
>>69209373
Apparently Trump had a bad interview with a cuckservative Wisconsin radio host
Still think there's time in that state to turn things around
Ultimately if these people prefer losers like McConnell and Graham who get nothing done that's up to them
>>69209439
>>69209373
EVEN CLOSER
HIM WITH HIS FIST UP
here's some OC
>>69209446
bad interview how
>>69209503
>>69209446
Wasn't really bad desu senpai
Host was a total faggot and kept interrupting and scoffing at Dynamo Don
>>69209127
yes, it's simulated drowning, which is a very light sentence for terrorists
>>69209297
Oh it definitely just got saved
>>69204002
>>69209297
Well aren't you in for a big surprise.
this thread became very low energy once the anime fegs left
that is OK with me
>>69209446
The radio host came off as smarmy. Trump didn't let himself get pushed around.
>>69209488
tfw my hometown has a trump golf course
>>69209674
Of course it would be okay with you, shill.
>>69209563
Link?
>>69209744
this isn't waifu general
>>69203611
It's not condoms. Those are obviously a double pack of Winston Churchill temporary tattoos.
>>69209839
no, it isn't.
>>69205995
Have you seen this man?
>>69209899
Omg we need a lil Marco of this
>>69209446
That guy is a fucking faggot who sucks GOP dick everyday. I would have chosen a neutral radio host.
>>69209864
NIGRESSES FOR TRUMP
>"Do you think it is a coincidence that Trump called Megyn Kelly a bimbo and then she got a non-bimbo haircut that is … well, Trumpian?” Adams writes. “It doesn’t look like a coincidence to this trained persuader.”
>One way to achieve this is by deploying “linguistic kill shots” that land true, and alter perception through two ways.
>“The best Trump linguistic kill shots,” Adams writes,”have the following qualities: 1. Fresh word that is not generally used in politics; 2. Relates to the physicality of the subject (so you are always reminded).”
>Writes Adams: “Identity is always the strongest level of persuasion. The only way to beat it is with dirty tricks or a stronger identity play. … [And] Trump is well on his way to owning the identities of American, Alpha Males, and Women Who Like Alpha Males. Clinton is well on her way to owning the identities of angry women, beta males, immigrants, and disenfranchised minorities.
>“If this were poker, which hand looks stronger to you for a national election?”
I love that Trump drives himself
>>69209839
however, avatarfags are not welcome either, and you have a habit of only posting trump.
>>69209996
classic Sweden
>>69210080
>posting Trump
>in Trump general
go complain on /a/ friend
>>69210145
it's not about it being trump. it's about it only being trump. You are using an avatar.
>>69210086
you know it
>>69210033
Fucking boss
>>69210185
>>69210317
yep, there ya go again.
remember
>>69210353
not going to turn the thread into two faggots arguing sorry
>>69210379
piss in the ballpit
>>69210379
HIGH ENERGY
>>69210463
It's fine. I'm right anyway.
>>69203290
WE NEED TO STOP ILLEGRATION
>>69203290
>>69210185
>>69210353
>>69210547
it's Trump general, you massively autistic retard
>>69210547
Quit being a fucknut. I know you're bored but it's not helping.
>>69210665
>it's okay to avatarfag because...
>>69210697
Bored? Nah. Pointing out something obvious. Yes.
>>69210547
Posting Trump is fine. Posting autistic AWOOOOOOO spamming anime images is not. Get the fuck over it.
>>69210659
>>69210024
She cut her hair because she was traumatized.
This is a common trope for women, and you see it all the time in movies and TV shows- women cuts their hair short when they reinvent themselves after a traumatic incident.
>>69210755
thats gay
and thats comming from Sweden
>>69210767
it has nothing to do with awoo posters or simply posting trump It's avatar-fagging. plain and simple. Get the fuck over it.
>>69210763
It's not avatarfagging, this is a Trump general for posting TRUMP and Trump-related content
>>69210803
Trump has a powerful effect on women
I remember he was neutral with her
it didn't have to be like this but she wanted it
>>69210755
>Tattoo of a senile kike who will be forgotten in five months
>>69210857
>>69210857
You're most likely an assmad faggot who belongs on /a/ who can't accept that someone is allowed to post Trump in a fucking Trump thread. Take your autistic ass out of here or shut the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCPlcHwyzBE
