Almost every American I have corresponded with online has been borderline retarded. I get the impression that Americans actually take pride in how ignorant they can be.
When the fall of Rome comes, I think your people will be in a much worse place than you could be because of the culture you've cultivated.
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>>69203690
A FUCKING LEAF
AHAHAHA
>>69203690
Go away , leaf. You're worse than any American. Spend your last moment realizing that.
CULTURE! YOU TALK CULTURE EH?
>>69203690
>posting in a British forum
>with a computer invented with British technology
>>69203690
Americans are smart enough to know intellectual claptrap is the enemy
So much of what's accepted as intellectualism is either technical knowledge that a monkey (fuck, maybe even a porch monkey) could do; the rest often requires very little original thought but instead a parrot of liberal ideology.
So fuck off, you maple-drinking bastard.
>>69203690
The fall of rome was due to foppishness, homosexuality, and being overly cultured/feminized
>>69203690
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit! This is why we can't have nice discussions on /pol/ because everyone looks at our leaf and immediately discards our opinions!
>>69204366
Precisely. Our "intellectuals" simply parrot whoever declares himself intelligent without any deeper understanding or free thought.
>>69203690
>A fucking leaf
'kicked your ass in WW II
>>69204023
>british
>the same as american
Too bad we control the world.
>>69204817
so the current year in the USA?
>>69203690
>mfw he thinks he isn't an American
>I get the impression that Americans actually take pride in how ignorant they can be.
Yes, unbridled freedom does make someone feel quite large and very in charge.
>>69203690
dude weed lmao
>>69203690
#toobigtofall
The only good thing about globalist policy.
>>69205869
unbridled freedom but has nsa
>>69203690
I would say it's like half and half. You basically have 50% chance of getting a retard.
I notice the younger ones are insecure and retarded as fuck.
>muh purpose in life
lol fucking cannon fodder.
>>69206070
You guys voted in Weedman. I don't really know where you get the gall to call others retarded.
>>69203690
DUDE I KNOW FUCK RETARTED AMERICANS VOTING FOR A MEME PRESIDENT AND NOT FOR A FAGGOT TEACHER THAT WILL GIBSME WEED
>>69204094
We know the greatest threat to freedom is beady-eyed brokedick fucks scribbling away in college campus ivory towers, that attempts to make the world a better place invariably makes it worse. We are the last vistage of reason in the west, bitterly fighting a pretentious president with delusions of grandeur, combatting a right-thinking public, a right-thinking media, all memed by the lunacy of a European worldview. We shall keep our constitution, our bibles, and our guns and one day save mankind from its self-created steadily rising flood of shit
>>69206580
Correction: FAGGOT SNOWBOARDING INSTRUCTOR
>>69206153
You voted in obama, twice.
>>69203690
I find it funny when Canadians pretend there's a difference between Canada and the US. It's the same fucking country faggots. There is literally no difference between America's northern states and Canada.
>>69206835
yankees are fucking disgusting faggots they have more in common with toronto then the rest of canada. Southerners are way more polite and smarter.
Kentucky people are god-tier. They actually know what the word etiquette means and aren't fags.
>>69206793
Obama is more brilliant than Trudeau could ever be.
>>69205970
The NSA never told me to ensmarten myself.
>>69206835
Lived in Sault Sainte Marie for 8 years, can confirm this as absolutely true. Used to only need your driver's license to cross the border. We'd go over to drink at 19, get Tim Hortons, occasionally buy Canadian cigarettes and the wierd Canadian versions of candy bars. The Canadians would come over to smoke in our bars, shop at Walmart, avoid Canadian taxes on certain things.
>>69207089
thanks for proving my point. Suck my black cock retarded yankee. Kentucky and alaska + texas can join us, the rest of you are dogshit.
>>69207267
Look at the biographies of both individuals, and tell me Trudeau is a brighter man than Obama.
>inb4 niggers can't be smart
>>69207337
Community organizer vs teacher / actor, hmmmmmm.
>>69203690
You're grounded.
>>69203690
>Almost every American I have corresponded with online has been borderline retarded.
Accept the fact that this is just the sort of crowd that a fucking leaf attracts.
>>69207067
Up yours, fucking Canuck trash
>>69207408
except*
>>69203690
They have both the smartest (imported) and the dumbest people in the world.
It's amazing how much the quality of /pol/ improves once you filter Canuck posters
>>69207388
Fucking retard, read their entire biographies, not just the parts you cherry-picked.
>>69207538
You wear your shoes inside, fucking 3rd world tier.
>>69207577
>dumbest people
No, that particular honour belongs to the Portuguese.
>>69207630
Your moms pussy smells like cat vomit.
>>69203690
God they are getting worse than Austrailians.
>>69204817
So they were basically contemporary USA?
On topic: I'm usually drunk when I post, so you can eat shit, leaf.
>>69207641
Only Muslims take their shoes off indoors
>>69207652
>honour
I wish foreigners would leave.
>>69207641
Well what am I supposed to do with them? It's extremely presumptive to just take off your shoes in someones home without permission. Besides, you look like a child doing it.
>Just New England things
>>69207755
It's polite and hygienic, only cave people wear shoes inside.
>>69204366
t. construction worker
>>69207619
So far, most of the responses from Americans have been the leaf meme. If I go to some other thread right now, it's going to be something about communism accompanied by the display of a fundamental lack of understanding of any topics that are being discussed. Between this site and 2ch (and I imagine Krautchan is similar), there difference is like night and day.
Good one, Canada. That was some comedy [spoiler]gold[/spoiler]
>>69207678
Your national 'pride and joy' food (poutine) is some bootleg, 4 am leftover abomination shit that even a homeless guy would be reluctant to eat
Your healthcare quality is also garbage and you're all trailer park trash based on this documentary I saw on Netflix
>>69207839
Actually cave people didn't have shoes.
That's why they are cave people.
>>69207868
Why don't you go there and suck your own cock with the rest of your fairy buddies, then? Leave us the hell alone.
>>69207938
Actually, it's pretty good but probably one of the most unhealthy things to come out of North America.
>>69207868
They brag about culture but they have no concept of honour or ettiquette, it's like kids drawing on walls with crayons and calling it art. Cute but also retarded.
>>69208008
Shut the fuck up faggot, no one asked you
>>69208012
I think I ate both of those at a french candy store once.
>>69207839
>what is a doormat
>>69207938
we don't need 5 heart transplants because we aren't obese diabetes patients.
>>69208046
>wahh uhh uhh wahh
You're a fucking try hard faggot.
>>69204366
yeah monkey's can engineer the servers that keep your internet working, so you can shit post on 4chan all day.
>>69208121
It's where you put your shoes retard.
>>69204817
rome would have never fell if they had nukes though.
>>69208126
No, you're just a nation of twink cuckolds led by King Dude
>>69203901
does anyone actually knows where all that gold went?
fucking scary
>>69208198
you have more gays than canada has people.
>>69207938
Garbage argument m8.
>When people are covered by healthcare they tend to use it more
>when more people use something, less of it becomes available
>when less of it becomes available wait times are longer.
You think you're much better but if everyone universally was covered by non-shit insurance, that graph would be a lot worse for the American side than it is now.
>>69208008
Poutine is like kale compared to some of the shit you will find at a state fair.
>>69208245
Trudeau used it to acquire a 3000 year subscription to Vogue magazine
>>69203901
>>69208245
>>69208355
>tfw they pulled a reverse Italy by selling their gold reserves instead of wasting all their money buying gold
>>69208355
kek
>>69208245
Selling it for cash money. Probably private investors.
And still Canada has a 25 billion deficit this year. Doesn't sound like much but it's a few percent of our GDP.
>be american
>step in dogshit because no one picks up after their dog
>walk inside house
>put shoes on chesterfield
>smear dogshit into throw pillows (if they even know what those are)
>fall asleep on couch
>get weird staph infection from dogshit
>die because no health insurance
>>69208330
Stop being a hipster. It's trashy, tasty food. They don't delude themselves into believing that it's fine cuisine.
Go watch some more Anthony Bourdain then listen to some obscure indie band, you nu-male.
>>69208251
The fact your post wasn't in Mandarin is a miracle to me.
>>69203690
>Almost every American I have corresponded with online has been borderline retarded
Projection/10
You and your elected a feminist male model
"If you kill your senemies, they win"
I really hate Canadians.
They're like that one annoying retarded kid in school that nobody liked, but always tried his hardest to fit in anyway. He was too stupid to take the hint and everyone was too polite to hurt his feelings so they just tolerated his existence.
>>69208513
Also, most of our state fair food is due to Scotland's influence.
Contrary to popular belief, deep fried candy bars was actually invented in Scotland. We just culturally appropriated their food.
>>69203690
Why is it that every single fucking leaf on this board acts like a teenager with a porcupine up its ass??
>>69208516
Sorry I would post in spanish but I don't know it.
>>69208500
>be Canadian
>shitpost all day every day until the weed is gone
>>69208583
Are you describing yourself?
>>69208513
I never disputed that, I'm just saying there are far more unhealthy foods for you out there. And holy shit, how do you come to these conclusions? Calm down.
>>69203690
Every time I make a reasonable argument with citation I get no (You) so now I just burgerspeak trump.
>>69208303
>all this damage control
Enjoy dying while waiting for a vital transplant, cuck
>>69208655
>be american
>can't afford weed because I stepped in dogshit and wear shoes inside
>>69203690
Gee, two sequential posts comparing America to Rome....how's it going, Shlomo?
>>69208575
>An Irish person defending America on /pol/
I bet I'll see a unicorn today, too.
>>69208605
>not ebonics
Your bantz is shit m8. Leaf it to the experts.
>be american
>have to rent rug doctor 3 times a month to clean dogshit and chewing gum out of my carpets
>>69208605
At least Mexicans don't club seals for fun
>>69208697
>stepping in dog shit
Hard to see with those chink eyes?
>>69208777
Nice trips. Topkek.
>>69208697
>can't afford weed because I stepped in dogshit
lol wtf
>>69208785
>>69208805
>be american
>fuck dogs
>don't care about stepping in dogshit because I constantly smell it because my dick is covered in it.
>>69208777
>dogshit
>>69208697
>dogshit
>>69208500
>dogshit
Are you literally shitposting?
>>69208866
t. Hongcouver
>>69208911
I'm just highlighting why wearing shoes inside is disgusting, you are basically smearing nigger spit and dogshit all over your house.
>>69208697
>>69208777
>2 wearing shoes indoors jokes in a row
CA pls. You have so much more to work with. Broaden your horizons.
>>69208866
You sound like a 13 yr old honestly
>>69208740
Not really defending Americans, just shitting on a Canuck.
Do the same when a Swede dares to criticise his Europeans brothers for being cucked or a Britlel calls somebody Muhammad.
Canadians are just Americans with an extra chromosome.
>>69208866
>>69208777
>>69208697
>>69208500
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with dogshit? Is this some Chinese-Canadian tradition we aren't privy too?
>>69208866
No joke, you actually write like a Chinaman fresh off the boat
Shouldn't you be decapitating and eating people on a bus somewhere?
>>69208960
I'm done with you, tell kentucky I said high, the rest of you are terrible, awful people.
>>69209001
Dogs are considered livestock up there.
>>69209056
>high
DUDE
>>69209056
I'm sure you have some dogshit to lick, Chang.
>>69203690
N O
O N E
C A R E S
>>69209056
>high
DUDE
>>69203690
lol camadia is basically siberia with moar illegal azns. stay mad littleman. you will always be our bish
>>69209056
>high
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69209056
>tell kentucky I said high
>high
Here's a (You).
>>69208958
Quit making us look bad you faggot.
>Best friend is online and lives in Britain
>Says Americans are nicer to him than any of the britfags he talks to
I love my best friend
Most Americans, obviously excluding the wealthy educated white elite, are only mildly retarded and ignorant of the world. But it's fun to play into the meme and act like a total retarded nigger.
>>69207755
You are wrong about this one.
>>69203730
Fucking
>>69205702
>Too bad we control the world.
it is quite pathetic.
hopefully not for much longer
