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*WAKE ME UP*
>>69202130
Meet Raul, Yong Bao and Ashima- new characters brought in to help revamp Thomas the Tank Engine
New characters introduce to diversify the famous TV-series
Will make their debuts in a new film released later this year
Thomas and his friends have enchanted audiences since 1984
>>69202130
Why is the poo in loo train looking at me like that?
>>69202130
I wanna fuck that Indian train
>DESIGNATED
>SHITTING
>RAILS
>>69202130
In real life, they'd all have different track widths and would never ever meet.
>>69202130
Is Carlos full of drugs?
>>69202130
>>69202847
DELETE THIS
>>69202130
I dont recall the trains having nationalities in the original.
>>69202847
Top kek
>>69202847
fucking spain bringing the heat this morning.
>>69202218
It's called the "dowry eyes"
Wanna git some cash big boi
>>69202847
kek
>>69202847
Fucking wew lad
>>69202926
They were all British.
Then they got overtaken by other races.
Also. ASHIMA dafaq sorta nigga name is that? Ashima Dequan
>>69202130
I have the DVDs from season 1-12. They stopped using real models after season 12 so I pretend it doesn't exist. Basically the same thing will happen if the cast a black Bond.
My kids will only be watching the real models series
>>69202847
fugg
>>69202847
top tier bants
>>69202847
>>69202847
KEK saved
>>69202267
kek
>>69202130
>CULTURAL ENRICHMENT FOR CARTOON TRAINS
I think I'm just going to bite a bullet
>>69202130
Not going to lie, my five year old self would have killed for these to add to my collection.
>>69202130
I refuse to believe that this could ever be real
>>69202847
I've been slain
>>69202130
No Gunther of Germany?
He pulls cattle cars, eastward.
It writes itself.
>>69202847
>>69203238
there is going to be a growing number of train porn now.
>>69202847
Ashima is a qt3.14
>>69202847
SAVAGE
>>69202847
>>69202847
My fucking sides anon, holy fuck
>>69203228
Like pottery.
>>69202847
Nice
Real nice.
>>69202847
>>69202847
HAHA i fucking knew it was coming well done.
>>69202847
top kek
hello r/4chan
>>69203790
oh god we have to do the top two now.
>>69202847
>>69202356
>German pragmatic humor
>>69202847
/thread
>>69202130
Why does the Brazilian train look like Ted Cruz?
>>69202847
well played
>>69202926
Geroge Carlin died
>>69202847
Well done m8.
>>69202847
I don't get what's so funny.
>>69202847
fuck me
>>69202847
lad
I wanna fugg that train
>>69204088
>>69202847
Oh, wall, got it.
>>69202847
What's more is Carlos had to pay for it.
>>69202847
Sides obliterated
>>69202847
Someone needs to shop a tiny MAGA hat onto the Fat Controller.
>>69203790
also kek
>>69203790
WHAT IS LOVE?
Guys my shoop is funnier I deserve more (you)s
>>69202847
>>69203790
I can already imagine what the edits will be for the next two.
>>69202847
oye cono, it's already 39 celsius mano and you bringing more heat!
>>69203790
Ahahaha
Do China next. It's probably gonna be the same.
>>69204158
What are you, some kind of metrosexual?
>>69202356
Is this the fabled German humor?
>>69203790
>>69204351
Just for you brother.
>>69202130
>having a problem with different models of trains in a show that's shown around the world
little kiddos love Thomas around the world, particularly boys. Why not have a train or two from the countries THEY ACTUALLY WATCH IT IN?!
Fucking autists.
>>69202847
I'M FUCKIN DYIN' OVER HERE!
>>69203880
first for CHYNA
>>69204385
but with smog.
>>69202130
>>69202185
end my life
>>69204477
now do brazil.
what's huehue trains famous for?
>>69204477
Amazing.
>>69202130
Read the comments.
>Where is achmed with the heads hanging off the side?
>Does the Indian train have Indians hanging on the outside?
>Where is the gender fluid transsexual train?
Political correctness just isint cool anymore. Shows how out of touch these massive companies, government and media have got.
>>69202847
I love you, Spain. Show your son Mexico who's boss! <3 :)
>>69202130
Alright.
So..
Yong bang
Raul
a'shame
carlos
>>69204477
>>69203790
>>69202847
Diversity is good. Try finding a non-white train in the original series. These trains perform tasks dictated by their imperious, little white boss, Sir Topham Hatt (also known as The Fat Controller), whose attire of a top hat, tuxedo and big round belly is just a little too obvious. Basically, he’s the Monopoly dictator of their funky little island. Hatt orders the trains to do everything from hauling freight to carrying passengers to running whatever random errand he wants done, whenever he wants it done – regardless of their pre-existing schedules
For the record, all the “villains” on Thomas and Friends are the dirty diesel engines. I’d like to think there was a good environmental message in there, but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke – and they are all pumping out smoke – it’s not hard to make the leap into the race territory
>>69202847
>>69204477
I don't have photoshop on this machine.
But this is the answer to what Raul looks like.
>>69202847
>>69203790
>>69202847
China needs some sort of Chinese rip-off replacement and Brazil needs the HUEHUEHUE face
>>69203786
I like you.
>>69202356
If this is your idea of a joke, I love it.
>>69204549
>>69204302
>>69203786
>>69202847
The episode in question.
Watch the whole thing, the last line is based af
http://youtu.be/iO6qIM2WO6k
>Carlod of Mexico
when will the Trump Train Make Sodor Great Again?
>>69204477
This could also be China
>>69202130
Carlos of Mexico is too poor to afford paints.
I wouldn't even be surprised if that fuck too lazy to apply waterproof paints either
>>69204979
>>69204979
Fuck forgot pic
>>69204477
CONDUCTOR WE NEED A HUE
this thread is great
>>69202847
Hot OC
>>69205084
>sides in Andromeda.
>>69202847
kek, nice one alibaba
>>69202847
>>69205084
>>69205084
Brazil's head should be smaller
>>69202356
This is the most German post I've read in a long time
>>69205084
>enrichment engines
>>69202130
>letting children watch television
Honestly, kill yourselves.
>>69204951
>>69204477
Alternative China
>>69202847
I haven't had that good a laugh in a while. Well played Spain
>>69205084
KEK
this China works better, Brazil is funny but we need to make it so normies understand too
>>69202847
>>69204689
UNCHECKED RARE
>>69202847
straight to /r/4chan!!!!! XDDDDD
>>69202847
top fucking kek
>>69202130
>Carlos
>Not "The Beast", the train that takes South Americans to their deaths
Reminder that this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>69205374
i like this version better, based la bestia.
>>69205084
I don't get Yong Bao
>>69205490
Pollution
>>69205084
So, why are the white trains in the middle pic not fat?
>>69202847
made my morning.
>>69205512
hahahaha shit
>>69202356
Noice
>>69202130
Where's Ahmed the Exploding Engine?
>>69204391
![[Abyssal ECH].gif](https://i.imgur.com/40ij3Mo.gif "[Abyssal ECH].gif")
>>69205394
>>69204700
>>69205084
my fucking sides.
SAAAAAAVE
MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69202847
my sides
>>69205532
Because they use loo, Pajeet.
>>69205532
>poo in loo
>implying Indians arent either rail thin or chubby fats
>>69204391
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I
>>69205833
>>69205927
>it's funny when we make fun of others.
>but fuck them if they say anything in return.
you guys are just buttblasted.
>>69202847
holy shit i kek'd my lols off
>>69205084
India looks out of place. Here's an alternative.
Can't wait for german and kurwa trains
>>69202130
I wonder what train sex is like.
>>69206081
So are you.
We just make sure ours goes in the toilet not on the floor pajeet.
>>69206190
>pic
>filename
>>69206500
>We just make sure ours goes in the toilet
just because you call your pants "toilet' doesn't mean it is good to soil them.
>>69206311
>>69202847
Well memed, my dude
>>69202130
Dudełe from Poland xD
>>69206190
TH*S
>gustav the railway gun of nazi germany still isn't in the show
what the fuck
>>69203243
And only the ones narrated by Ringo at that.
>>69206190
>>69205532
Say no mo.
>>69202130
Whatever happened to being based off of British railroads?
Some excellent memes in here fellows.
>>69206674
This
>>69202847
top fucking bantz
>>69204951
>but henry only blew steam at him
>but henry only blew steam
>no said henry and blew steam at them
WE GET IT YOU VAPE
>>69204391
CARLOS (OF MEXICO)
My ex's name was ashima. Absolutely qt too. Lemme see if I can find her nudes
>>69202847
Holy fucking Jesus my sides
>>69206674
>>69207153
>>69202847
>>69202847
I wish I wasn't at work so I could just kek out loud to this.
>>69208573
haha wagie
>>69209218
Very subtle. Nice work
>>69202847
i guess carlos got walled
>>69202356
German humor is best humor.
I love you /pol/
never change
>>69204913
Underrated bants from stralia
>>69202356
God bless you.
>>69202130
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69202130
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are the trains painted like flags?
>>69202356
Holy shit that German humor
>>69202847
Beautiul.
>>69213677
So that people can shout "DESIGNATED" to ashima, " BUILD WALL" to carlos ,"NOT WHITE" to raul, and "GOOK CHINKSHIT" to that chink train etc. For easy bantz. The memes are getting real.
Someone make it Pajeet of India
>>69203228
It's a Bangla neme
>>69202130
"celebrate diversity"
In a way it's kind of true, celebrate it while you got it because the future generations won't get to experience it because we destroyed it.
>>69209218
Noice
Didn't they have a Japanese train, like over 5 years ago?
>>69205532
SHIT IN THE STREET PANJEET
>>69202847
ffs, what was ice cold, brother!
>>69204689
Damn Rare (unless dutch tourist)
need more fuel to keep the fire burning
![[Revving intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cSVI6RA.jpg "[Revving intensifies].jpg")
>>69202847
oh fuck
>>69202847
>>69214245
Still do, I think.
>>69204951
Jesus this episode is dark as fuck.
>TFW you resist your slavemasters to try and maintain some dignity.
>TFW they cripple you and lock you in a dungeon from which you can watch others enjoying life.
>TFW Ringo Starr thinks you deserve everlasting torment because you didn't obey.
>>69202847
>>69204391
Clever
>>69208082
Why is it in gook?
>>69202847
oh my fucking god
>>69202130
>India
>That pretty
Bald faced liars
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Stanley_(narrow_gauge)
>However, this attitude resulted in him being converted into a pumping engine at Arlesdale Works in 1928 and he was later moved to the Cas-ny-Hawin mine. He broke down in 1946 and the following year the mine flooded, meaning the end of the Railway. With no reason to stay open, the Mid Sodor Railway closed down and Stanley was scrapped.
>>69209218
almost choked / 10
>>69202847
My internal organs have been obliterated.
God damn I did not expect that.
>>69202130
Just a selection of British multicultural society.
Exactly as Christopher Audrey wanted.
>>69202356
perfect
>>69206747
Solid keks
>>69202847
Holy fucking kek
>>69209218
>>69204951
>yfw you realise that Ringo Starr didn't give no shits
>>69202847
10/10
>>69202356
They also wouldn't have faces fyi
>>69215113
Another day, another loss edit.
>>69206747
Well played my friend, well played.
>>69204951
Later on Henry gets so deprived that he happily obeys the conductor when he returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QppUt-weiAc
>Yong Bao the substandard train, made of cheap materials and runs on raile made of chinese slave laborers.
>Ashima the designated tank engine which has holes as toilets that directs the shit diwn to the rails
>Raul the amazon illegal log smuggler
>Carlos known as "La Bestia" & "Tren de la Muerte", known for crushing illegal migrants.
>>69202847
MAGA
>>69202847
Thank you, I do not remember how long its been since I actually laughed out loud. Even if it was just a sensible chuckle, I needed it.
>>69202847
TOP KEK
>>69202847
>>69202847
101%
>the Indian train isn't powered by coal but poo
>>69202847
SPANISH CONQUISTADORS ARE RAVAGING MEXICO ONCE MORE
>>69202847
A hearty maple chuckle!!!
>>69202847
>turning the literal comfiest show in existence about british trains all being cheeky cunts into herro prease me riku fireworks and curry multicult bullshit
Progressives have gone too far
>>69214678
The entire lore of Thomas the Tank Engine is pretty dark, tbqh fampai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU&feature=youtu.be#t=20s
>>69215639
>Carlos
>crushing illegal migrants
>not "smuggling illegal migrants into America"
Other than that, top quality post based Philippines
This show already has a black train (the steamworks guy) and a japanese train, and others I can't remember
source: I have 5 year old twin boys, seen every episode
>>69202130
>ashima of india
postin in da ebin bread :DDD hi mom
>>69203790
Aren't the fucking double-wetbacks coming up from South America doing the same thing on trains in Mexico now?
wtf, those new trains look way to elaborate for the simple style of the show
>>69202847
>>69202130
Can we demand more diversity? Only two genders seems to me fucked up. They should put in an Apache helicopter that identifies themself as a train.
>>69202130
If these cunts had their way, fat controller would be renamed "Healthy-size facilitator" (controller is too triggering)
>>69202847
Add trump hair to a train
>>69202847
Good to see Spain rejecting their retarded child
>>69202130
>the characters were known by their personality traits
>now they're known by their nationalities
>this is somehow not racist at all
>>69202847
top kek
>>69202130
Why don't they have Barry from Australia
>>69202847
This thread is amazing
>>69202847
good job spain
Fuck me this thread is gold haven't laught this hard since jeb threads
>>69202847
Here is raul.
>>69209218
fucking kek
>>69202847
>>69218104
go impregnate your mother, nigel. or ahmed, whatever.
>>69202847
top lel
>>69213909
POO
Where's the train to Auschwitz?
>>69202847
Fantastic.
Such a strange episode though, he was entombed because he refused to do as he was told.
>>69218191
did i upset you, curry boy?
>>69202356
Kek
Never change, Germany.
>>69217646
>>69218453
>>69202130
>poo-choo
> James wasn't happy with what had happened to the tracks since Ashima joined the group
>Train
>Brazil
This shithole barely has any trains. It is deplorable.
>>69202130
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>69202356
The only way this post could be more german is if you were invading Poland while making it
>>69218505
>>69218453
Kek'd heartily in a long time. Top bantz
>>69218453
>>69202847
