You idiots realize that the government tracks and records everything you do on your phone and computer, right?
Are you okay with this?
just be glad that the disgusting depraved porn you watch is probably nothing in comparison to what the crazy people are into. the gov't knows you're normal... who fucking cares
Yes they know all the porn you watch, the news, your music, what you read, what you wear, how you feel and how you think.
Should've voted in Ron Paul
Oh, no... My porn collection and purchasing habits from Amazon. Whatever will I do?
>>69192816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPG3Ky2NK8
nsa check out my vid
>>69192816
Not even a little ok with it, but what do we do? Our elected officials don't seem to mind.
>>69193246
>constitutional rights get ass blasted.
>responds with sarcasm
>Are you okay with this?
ya idgaf
This picture is the fbi's favorite
They know about the porn I watch and the news articles I read. It's not something I like, but I'm not interesting enough for them to pay attention to me.
>>69193139
So the NSA is your GF pretty much.
>>69192816
i hope the NSA is watching
FUCK YOU NSA
SUCK MY COCK FAGGOTS
I can't be the only one with somewhat compromising internet searches, can i?
>>69192816
No, but apparently everyone else is. They also suck fat cock at actually stopping terrorists which makes me think the entire program is a waste of money on top of being blatantly unconstitutional.
>>69192816
Yes because I do nothing illegal.
>>69192816
Then how come when I repeatedly tell them I would gladly be an intelligience agency slut and sell my soul for a few million, nobody shows up at my door with a job offer?
>>69192816
Unless you are already being specifically monitored by the government for something else the vast collection of data by the NSA is basically useless to them and just fills up space in their storage with useless junk like smug anime pictures and horse porn.
Also as a government employee I can safely say that government agencies are extremely incompetent, if that makes you feel any better.
We had to fucking outsource in order to unlock a fucking outdated iPhone.
>>69192816
Don't mind as long as they knock first.
>>69192816
makes me feel safe so I don't mind.
yeah I dont care. I don't think there's anyway to go back to the 1980s and privacy..back to before there was terrorism and threatening social breakdown.
Im opinionated and right-leaning and love my country, but Im also law-abiding*.
*that means the Constitution first, though.
>>69192816
i hope some NSA agent somewhere enjoys watching me jerk my cock and play with my asshole
>>69193704
Estonia clogging up the NSA archive
>>69193526
Yeah except your gf is not inventing wars to make your life a living hell while using it's populace as cannonfodder to fuel a global elite who have hijacked the world's governments to fuel they're devious plan of continued global domination
>>69192816
eh, we're harmless. that's why we browse 4chan
I'm just reserving my slot in the FEMA internment camp.
>>69193139
There is an nsa agent, and i am one of his task files. He knows I'm a low quality shit poster who hates Muslims and likes house music.
That's precisely why I'm glad I live in a shithole where everyone applying for guvment jobs putting english on their resumes won't understand shit.
>>69192816
I bet they enjoy my pepes and merchants along with shitposting. You know they have been watching the whole net since it was invinted by DARPA right?
>>69192816
i enjoy some weird porn. i hope the guy monitoring me does too
>>69193863
>pic
They're all neocons basically
Don't need a new term for them
>>69192816
No. I'm not okay with this. And the people who are employed to do this are traitors and betrayers of everyone who died for American freedom, no matter how pathetically they try to justify their treasonous behavior.
With that said, my life is pathetic. All they've learned about me is that I'm in poor health, like cute girl butt porn, and frequently buy stuff on ebay. Whomever is assigned to my case file must think I'm totally fucking pathetic.
>>69192816
Our government are pretty incompetent. They struggle to even manage a website. I'm not concerned.
>>69193999
Yo, NSA, witness theeese
Just imagine all the crap they have to watch. Do you think they ever get desensitized to it? I mean either that or they just focus on a few specific threats and don't spend their days 24/7 watching random people across the country till something sketchy happens. Even if it does, how could the respond?
>We were wiretapping you in the bathroom for the past 5 months and noticed you made very weird phone calls to a foreign country.
Although there have been a few cold cases solved this way, with the NSA giving up their evidence from wiretapping of a sketchy household.
>>69194017
I laugh out loud every single time I think of this. I hope those cucks are watching. Imagine those sad faggots being in charge of tracking some mundane shitposter's daily routine for a living.
>>69194206
I highly doubt anyone actually looks at the vast majority of the shit they collect.
Image the NSA trying to decipher /pol/'s retarded fucking memes and shitposting.
>>69194206
Imagine the guys they have monitoring us here, sifting through aussia bants and poo in loos while slowly redpilling themselves.
>>69192816
There's too many of us, and we are too high profile, so they can't risk coming after us without a very, very, very, VERY good reason. If they come after us, the wrath of millions of angry, and armed, citizens will come down upon their heads.
I hope they enjoy my massive disgusting porn collection consisting of mainly hentai, futa, hard fucking, and panty poop.
>>69192816
/pol/ is a board of peace.
>>69194366
I imagine they share a lot of our views to begin with.
>>69194360
They want to adapt to our meme magic, but they just don't have it in them.
>>69194402
>butt futa
Well, that's new. Or maybe I'm just fortunate.
>are you ok with redpilling the NSA?
obviously
>>69192816
ok so what if they do go ahead, im a porn addict see all the porn i watch.
>>69192816
Nah. No point in complaining though.
You want to act on it, right? Make the NSA stop? Make what you do truly private?
Make your own ISP. That's step one to not having everything you do recorded by a third party and potentially sold.
If you're not ready to do that, why complain?
>>69192816
I don't give a fuck. I'm from a third world country anyway. I am currently in US.
>>69192816
No, but its not an option unless you get offline.
Wont stop me saying what I want, bashing the government, calling Cameron and the queen worthless cunts who need to get cancer and die, hope westminster is bombed and that the who world is run by Zionists paedophiles who all need their throats slitting.
I mean what's the worst they can do? take me out by sni-
Here are the plans for my next big crime. NSA, pls don't look.
>>69192816
They probably just store everything you do and don't bother checking any of it out until you get red-flagged.
Like if I was to hypothetically declare that I would assassinate the president and give details and shit, even if I didn't go through with it, they would probably start checking my shit out.
Though just typing "assassinate" and "president" in the same post probably just got me red flagged.
>>69194579
Yeah... butt futa...
>>69192816
>Jewish "'ehh" sound
>>69194744
I looked
>>69192816
No, not really.
What is there to do about it?
>>69192816
I am. My own president has much more politically incorrect views than I do.
>>69194864
you did it twice. good luck, friend
Well if they're actually here, if another commie becomes president, please kill him.
>>69194206
They have a machine that looks up radical words. They don't actually watch and read all your shite.
Some of you guy are alright, don't go to the One World Trade Centre tomorrow.
>>69192816
No. I object to this.
>>69192816
I really don't care, my porn and browsing activities are all more than legal and I really don't have anything to hide.
That being said there are still seems to be no shortage of ISIS recruitment's, drug dealers and pedos on the internet so while they have the information it seems to be used very, very poorly which only lessens my caring about it.
>>69195047
Don't be a fun ruining nigger now.
>>69192816
hello feds my IP has been backtraced and phished and double hacked! I dindu nuffin!
>>69194206
the NSA hires people with outstanding compsci skills. A good portion of them likely spend time on /g/.
>>69195047
A program that translates meme and bantz to English?
All the Aussies must really put a strain on the system.
Maybe if we all shitpost at the same time, we can crash their servers.
>>69192816
>ywn wear your mother's mouth as a sweatband
>>69195217
>no shortage of ISIS recruitment
ISIS also have no shortage of US military equipment and haven't attacked Israel even once
And here you are posting on one of the largest data mining forums in the world....
one that doesn't let you use VPN
one that makes google track or OR takes your credit card information..
idiot.
>69195356
I reckon shitposting is the only way to prevent the singularity from occurring.
>>69192816
>You idiots realize that the government tracks and records everything you do on your phone and computer, right?
>Are you okay with this?
I look up things I don't even like on my phone just to fuck with them.
>>69195674
>I look up things I don't even like on my phone just to fuck with them.
This is how we win
No I am not okay with this, and you should not be okay with it either if you believe in any sort of "freedom"
Most of my internet activity is pretty hard to track anyway (well aside from the NSA and perhaps the GCHQ)
How does it feel to be a useful dog that is wasting his or her life watching nothing but nothingness only to be disposed of later for "reasons" by your masters?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
>>69192816
Good Luck, they need a therapist after they see the type of porn I watch.
>>69196412
I'm pretty certain most of this is not true
When I was young and dumb I used to be paranoid about the NSA having my data.
Then I realized that private corporations and foreign intelligence agencies likely have access to the same data and that gimping the NSA would leave Americans at greater risk of cyber attacks and other forms of manipulation such as blackmail. I may not like the idea of massive data sweeps, but I understand why it needs to be done.
Besides having every facet of your personnel life on the internet is dumb, akin to writing your personnel information on a subway wall in front of a bunch of strangers. If you don't want people to know something then don't leave it on the internet of all places, what did generations prior to the internet do after all?
>>69197281
>private corporations have my data
Only if you allow it blindly, like most of the Google type metadata shit can be easily blocked
>foreign intelligence agencies
Like? And how? They aint hackers son
>I may not like the idea of massive data sweeps, but I understand why it needs to be done.
May you also know that all this collection has done nearly jack shit for "national security". Americans cyber security is dealt with other agencies such as CyberCommand.
>>69194297
they probably automatize everything and flag suspicious shit.
>>69195181
Man he dances awkward. Like watching a white guy
>>69197700
Of course. But to what end?
Only actions like distribution of illegal material could really be acted on. Too much reasonable doubt otherwise.
Why was that post from that guy who was interrogated just deleted?
>>69197543
Just my 2 cents man, I come here after a few drinks for dank memes and interesting conversation. Truth is whether I like what the NSA does or not is irrelevant, they are going to do it anyways, so I don't let it bother me.
Besides the whole system can be circumvented by simply keeping any valuable information strictly off the internet.
>>69192816
>BDSM, lesbian and metamorphic porn
nsa wouldn't give a shit on my rusty pc.
No I'm not ok with this but there's little I can do except use Tor
You would have to be an idiot to believe there are government agents here.
You would have to be an idiot to believe there are government agents here.
>>69192816
i dont have anything to hide so why should i fear anything
I like to talk tough on the Internet, but would probably start to cry and ask for mommy after 5 mins in an NSA interrogation room
Call the NSA, I don't give a fuck.
>>69199731
You'd have to be an idiot to think they aren't here
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/spy-agency-whistle-blower-posted-top-secret-report-4chan-users-called-it-fake-gay-1514330
>>69193973
>a leaf
>shitposter
checks out
>>69195356
it probably just scrapes the site and assigns threat levels to comments and records ips. it's probably not exciting and hard to find actual criminals because the ones they're trying to find probably ARE behind 7 proxies.
i bet it's not sophisticated. government doesn't have that much money to spend and there are worse criminals to deal with than trolls on a mongolian basket weaving bulletin board. even when people do claim to commit crimes and do an ama they're usually roleplaying.
>>69193425
too much of this happening
>>69192816
Come at me. I don't have any dogs.
>>69192816
>Are you okay with this?
Yes.
People that aren't are generally pedophiles.
>>69192816
I dont care they track fucking everything
No trolling what do i have to hide?
Just another impotent government agency riddled with fraud, waste, and abuse.
I'm sure they mean well...
![8e8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nxsoWxc.png "8e8[1].png")
>>69199806
>tfw you actually have done nothing wrong and know absolutely nothing, but the interrogator thinks you are withholding information and resorts to "enhanced interrogation techniques".
>>69194017
Poor NSA agent... If getting stuck on the 4chan task force doesen't redpill you, nothing will. Whitepower /1488
NSA agents have 10,000 hours of browsing 4chan on their resumes.
>>69192816
>implying
DON'T FLATTAH YESELVES
AS IF YOU GOY COULD EVA DO ANYTHIN' ABOUT IT
How can the government be both grossly incompetent, yet supposedly omniscient when it comes to the NSA?
>>69193863
Wait, what does Alex Jones have to do with it though? He's a fucking crybaby of a faggot, but how's it relevant to the subject at hand? Milo is a stupid faggot who'd shill for anyone, sure, but Jones has been pretty consistently libertarian.
>>69195674
Laughed
>>69192816
Yes, I don't care. I don't have anything to hide.
>fbi see my trap doujishins
nice
>>69198913
You can always try changing "they are going to do it anyway".
Good luck transmitting large amounts of information across the globe without internet.
here ya go OP
>>69199789
Walk outside in the nude, have showers in the open outside.
oh fug, just realized that is her lip
>>69192816
You know the right to privacy doesn't really exist right? Go check now, I'll wait. See if you can even find the word in any amendment.
So, you don't have a right for them not to watch what you broadcast. You have a SC ruling that was really just a backdoor for birth control pills and abortion.
They can spy all they want. They just can't use it court. That's also not a right, actually. That's based on another specious SC ruling.
>>69194635
>Make your own ISP.
In the US at least, it's pretty fucking impossible to break into the market, since it's essentially a monopoly between companies like Verizon and Comcast.
>>69192816
>current year
>using proprietary, freedom-denying software
>not running completely free (as in libre) software and FSF approved operating systems
>>69202434
GPL is backdoored.
Stallman works for the NSA.
>>69202434
>"but anon, I have nothing to hide"
>>69202705
not sure if true
or glorious australian shitpost
Sometimes I pray to NSA-chan, hoping that she'll hear it and then make my life a little easier.
I think it works sometimes.
I like NSA-chan. She's looking out for me, always.
