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GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
Cruz repeatedly Dodges the question when asked directly about his faithfulness to Heidi!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
REPORTER: "Will you put to rest this National Enquirer piece by telling us on the record that you've never been unfaithful to your wife?"
FIORINA Interjects, changing the subject, tries to flip discussion to the future Lord Emperor.
BOOGERMAN repeatedly dodges the question!
LYIN' TED STRIKES AGAIN!!!
GET THIS VIDEO OUT THERE!!!
>>69191045
bump for truth!
ooh shit!
those last few seconds
the lady bops her head in time with the wording of the pre-rehearsed deflection
WHOOOO SHIT
HABBENIG
Adios Rato
>that deflection
>that obfuscation
>that slippery slithering
He said it was complete lies. What's so hard to understand? That's a total denial.
>>69191045
The lies are in the eyes.
>>69191045
This picture kills Rato...
Why do I want to fuck Carly? She just seems so slutty. I want to run a train on her with all my Trumpbros
Reminder that the Rubio camp was behind pushing the story and not Trump
They were set to release but then Rubio dropped out after Florida
>>69191045
what do you guys think of carly?
>>69191045
Seriously.
All he has to do is say, "Yes I've been faithful to my wife".
Or, sue the NE which would cost next to nothing as he's a lawyer by profession.
He does NEITHER.
>>69191841
Based milf and goddess 10/10 would plow all night.
Will Ted disavow?
>>69191884
HE KNOWS
THEY KNOW
>>69191841
Globalist CEO who wants cheap Indian tech slaves. Nothing to see, move along.
>>69191762
Gross
>>69191903
Extra gross
>>69191841
Who would vote for that face?
>>69191762
>She just seems so slutty.
she probably is. right wing girls tend to be far looser as contradictory as it seems.
>>69191045
A FUCKING LEAF
F
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APOLOGIZE TO HEIDI RIGHT NOW
>>69191045
What a moron. If you defend yourself against adultery charges, you need your spouse right there by your side. It's PR 101. Instead Ted has a woman speaking for him who isn't his wife? Even if there are no allegations about horse face and Ted, it still looks terrible to have Ted and some woman that's not his wife talking to the press about his extramarital affairs. It's like amateur hour with him.
>>69191762
she is a good lookin woman tho
>>69191045
He looks guilty as fuck. Look at his eyes and that nervous demeanor.
Also, why are they blaming The Don, this isn't his fault. I heard Rubio and his people had this info for month but never went forward with it.
>>69191841
Perhaps if I were Rato
I would be dating her
>>69191045
Holy shit he's banging Carly
>>69192129
he looks so fucking nervous when carly interrupts, she is such an insufferable cunt
smoke everywhere in that clip.
>>69192150
Carly is one expensive goddess though. Her and her campaign manager are apparently worth 500K a night.
>>69192150
kind of
he gave her half a million $ for her protection
>>69192241
You would think him not being with his wife and instead being with Carly makes this quite an awkward scene.
>>69191045
SERIAL PHILANDERER
wait so this sexual scandal thing is real? i was sure it was some low level shitty bait
>>69192235
>>69192241
No like they literally went a fucked after this video
>>69191045
If Ted Cruz WAS guilty I'd vote for him. He's some ugly middle class kid who used his brains to get ahead and is on the cusp of becoming the fuking president.
>>69192089
>first leaf to run for President
>is a lying rat, a delusional dominionist and a hypocritical philanderer
A fucking leaf indeed.
I think it's funny that the two ugliest candidates in the race are campaigning together, and he's too much of a cuck to speak for himself, so he lets toad-faced Fiorina answer for him. Also the way he gets mad at the reporter for trying to keep him from dodging the question is hilarious, then he can't even compose a valid argument against the evidence other than "hurr tabloid trash". Screams guilty.
>>69192389
>leaf logic
>>69192316
he lets her speak for him
>>69191705
STOP SPELLING SHOP AS SHOPPE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Carly looks clearly on drugs and desperate for attention.
>planted by trumps campaign
Lyin Ted is practicing the liberal trick of where you just repeat something enough times and it becomes true.
>>69192356
I think this too when the poster is Canadian
>>69192356
NI didn't fuck around in 2004, and I guess they chose to not fuck around now.
>>69192389
actually he's the upper class son of a batshit insane cultist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
>>69191777
Lil Marco came through in the end!
SOMEONE WEBM THIS PLZ!!!
>>69191045
If Ted Cruz WAS guilty I'd vote for him. He's some ugly middle class kid who used his brains to get ahead and is on the cusp of becoming the fuking president and is banging hotties left and right.
He has a marriage of convenience with some connected chick (who isn't exactly ugly, I bet when they met she was a hot little thing, but women get ugly some times lol, go look at Trump's first wife) to get ahead in the establishment, but when he saw that the establishment wasn't popular with the voters he started becoming a tea-party "muh constitution" guy.
He is literally the definition of alpha and pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. He is the American dream personified with a little machiavellianism thrown in.
>>69191045
Cruz is fucking finished.
>muh Donald Trump did it!
>>69192629
Just thought I'd expand on >>69192389 and why I'm a CruzMissile.
>>69192356
where there's smoke, there's fire
Sarah Isgur Flores
>>69192539
find better jokes you suck buddy
>Yes I have been having an affair, with your mum!
Trumptards would love it
>>69191045
>Trump's henchmen
Does Cruz hear himself?
Why doesn't Lyin' Ted just lie and say he has never cheated on Heidi?
>>69192389
>affirmative action
>>69192629
>pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
Then why was his entire career motivated and funded by his cultist father?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
>>69192539
> implying Trump's presidency won't improve the situation for all people of european descent
>>69192356
#TheThing is what convinces me.
Rubio camp apparently was gonna leak the whole thing.
Then Rubio dropped out, so the establishment is fighting hard to keep it under wraps because it basically hands Trump the nomination.
>>69191762
Because you're a loser who is focused on superficial shit. Understandable, considering you have only fucked your palms, but try to keep up with the topic's core discussion.
First or second thing out of a nigger's mouth is always about pussy. Be a better person in the future.
>>69192765
I think he's become unhinged by The Donald.
>>69192879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_kehg8F3kU
>>69192771
He'll be on the record as lying outright and when this is all said and done Heidi is going to use that as more ammunition to secure custody of their kids.
He's a lawyer. He knows if he says he's never been faithful he's done for.
>>69193002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_MkcZh-VY
>>69192389
>>69192629
CHANGE TACTICS, PRAISE ADULTERY
>>69192982
Chill bro I'd fuck her too
I don't get why people care about who Ted fucked, honestly, as long as it was legal.
I mean, I'm GLAD they care, so that they'll vote for Trump, but I just don't know WHY they care.
>>69191045
>avoiding a simple yes or no question
...He does realize this is as good as admitting it right? I mean, fuck, all those movies he loves so much, you'd figure he'd know how bad this shit makes him look.
Do you guys seriously believe he cheated? There's not evidence.
>>69193058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsoqfAJO39M
>>69191045
Why did a Ted Cruz super PAC give $500,000 to Carly Fiorina's?
https://freedomoutpost.com/attorney-files-request-for-information-and-complaint-to-fec-regarding-pro-cruz-super-pacs-500000-donation-to-carly-fiorina-super-pac/
>>69191045
This is amazing.
How much of this was actually /pol/'s doing? Raising the awareness of all this etc.
>>69192629
"If Ted Cruz WAS guilty I'd vote for him."
>check flag
It's that fucking shitty in Canada where you people have to constantly pretend your opinion matters? Damn.
>>69191045
>what is your publication
>the daily mail
>cruz cracks up
kek
Cruz isn't stupid
>>69193181
Cruz is a cultist that pretends to care about the bible
99% of his vote comes from fundies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
>>69193106
same here, she looked exceptionally good in that video
>>69192351
but Rato is a serial killer
>>69193333
Nice quads but not as nice as the don's seats. Not smart enough rato.
>>69193181
because his whole shtick is the ultra-conservative bible thumpers. Faithfulness is a big thing among that crowd, muh sacred marriage and all.
That and it destroys his credibility because he constantly avoids/denies it.
>>69193252
it was mostly Rubio's people
see
>>69191777
this whole thing is a case of Rubio vs Cruz backfiring
>>69193002
>implying everything in that video isn't true
>>69192629
Voting for a religious zealot because you admire his game is like eating shit because it has sprinkles on it.
>>69191045
but he answers it at the end and calls it a lie and garbage
ITT: A bunch of angry atheist virgin Drumpfkins mad that a Christian like Ted Cruz gets way more pussy than them
>half of the posts are trolls pretending to be cruz shills
>losing hope
>>69193333
The daily mail might be the best newspaper in the world. Leftists hate it because they report stories that the left wants ignored
>>69193209
no, fundies are mostly cuckservatives most their rhetoric is bullshit and near SJW tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygs6XMCmf4
>>69193593
>The daily mail might be the best newspaper in the world
Does The Thing really exist? Or is searching for it as futile as searching for the fountain of youth?
>"I recognize that you love going into the gutter and pause"
Cruz says with a cheeky grin
>No I'm just trying--- [to get you to answer my question stop evading!]
>"Sir I'm going to answer your question stop interrupting"
Rat Cruz says as he interrupts the reporter
>STOP INTERRUPTING
Reporter has been silent for a few moments now
>What is your publication?
Rat evades the question with a shit eating grin
>Daily mail
Carly, Cruz's butt buddy attempts to change the subject even though no one asked her making Cruz contain uncontrollable levels of laughter
Jesus Christ this made me madder then he'll. Cruz fucking bullied that reporter and he enjoyed doing so.
>>69191045
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
>>69193354
>99% of his vote comes from fundies
That would be great if it was true, but it's not. The few people I know that aren't Bernie cucks or Hillary shills actually do support Cruz, and they're not even religious. Anti-religious, if anything, honestly, and they don't seem like complete idiots (except for supporting Cruz, heh).
God I wish I had friends who supported Trump...
But anyways, my point is that he seems to have some intelligent supporters out there, just by my own personal experience. I know a LOT of them are fundies, but I'm afraid it's not as numerous as we might hope it is.
>>69193515
Except the bible thumping bullshit. I hope you don't think that Ted actually believes that stuff, he went to fuckin Princeton and Harvard FFS. But the stuff about evolution and global warming being liberal bullshit is spot on.
>ratos face when
>>69192599
checked n delivered
>>69193646
it's literally a middle aged man reading a salon.com article
>>69193565
>Cruz
>Christian
dominionists hold beliefs that have nothing to do with the Bible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0_KKg6Wh3Q
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>69193784
thanked u based anon
>>69193649
>newspapers should cover things up, not report them!
>>69193755
>post yfw katrina pierson admits sleeping with him and saw amanda carpenter kissing cruz
>>69193565
Your bait is old. I haven't heard a real lib use "Drumpf" in weeks.
>>69193694
well at this point the only people who support Cruz and who aren't fundies are just uninformed
They actually think a former Bush official and a Goldman insider is "anti establishment."
>>69193857
HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>69193995
>get exposed
>b-bad bait
lel
I love how he has a stupid smile on his face whenever people are insulting him. Suits a puppet well.
>>69193784
thanks bud, but no audio!?
>>69194045
SLIPS A CONDOM ON
>>69191777
Trips checked
>>69193867
You're talking about the dailymail, my uneducated friend. They neither cover up, cover, or report. They simply bait.
They mostly do shit like
>BRITAINS foxes HAVE BEEN FOUND to be EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE
>check out THIS CELEBRITY child HALF NAKED at the AGE OF SIX
All they do is clickbait mixed with some of the more popular reporting. You might aswell be reading buzzfeed.
Their credibility is also in the gutter, known for complete fabrications getting published.
I'm honestly astounded to find anyone person who think the dailymail has anything positive about it.
>>69191045
LYIN' TED
BIBLE HELD HIGH
>>69194023
The anti-establishment thing is stupid as hell, it's just used because no one within a few mile radius of the capitol likes him.
>>69194242
AND THEN HE FUCKS
>>69193540
Good point lol
>>69193181
that pic lol nice, pretty good shoop
>>69194045
AND THEN HE LIES
>>69193181
what game is this?
>http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/274512-former-attorney-asks-supreme-court-to-allow-release-of-dc-madam
RATO = FINISHED
>>69194628
Chrono Cross
What a clown. 2 minutes to not answer a very simple question in typical politician style.
Delicious!
>>69194711
Checked and thanks
>>69194023
>well at this point the only people who support Cruz and who aren't fundies are just uninformed
>They actually think a former Bush official and a Goldman insider is "anti establishment."
Again, I disagree. I mean, if they just liked him because of "anti-establishment" bullshit, then I'd agree that you're right, but one of the guys in particular, a former co-worker of mine, is incredibly smart, and likes him for his policies and such. And he keeps telling me I'm an idiot for thinking Trump can win against Hilary, that everything shows otherwise, that Ted CAN win, so on and so forth, and I unfortunately don not have the facts to refute him.
We still agree on a lot of shit, but the Trump vs. Cruz thing has become something of a hot issue between us.
>>69194711
cod4
i just wanna lick carly's asshole and creampie her. she's probs menopausal and seems unstable. so, bonus points for that ( :
>>69191045
Trump just found his new ad!
>>69191045
Did Donald Trump take Ted Cruz's pecker and stick it in all those women? Or did Ted do that?
>>69194950
breh she's literally 90 years old...
>>69191045
How long will it take for Cruz to sue the National Enquirer and put these rumors to rest?
>>69194950
thats disgusting!
>>69191045
Can someone tell me how this shit got started?
I just assumed it was a /pol/ meme that got out of hand, but it seems now that there is some truth to it?
JUST
>>69194784
> is incredibly smart, and likes him for his policies and such
Like I said he is uninformed
Cruz doesn't have any policies, his positions change like the wind.
IN the Bush administration he was for Mass Immigration, H1B Visas, Outsourcing, and Wall street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNWwgx5Cus
Now suddenly after Trump's success he's against all those things because he realized that faking Trump's positions can get him elected.
>>69194950
THOSE FUCKING LEGS THO
I cannot fucking wait until every article about Ted Cruz begins with "Disgraced Former Presidential Contender Ted Cruz today...."
Good job fucking up the easiest question in the world. How hard is it to say he has never cheated on his wife?
I will be updating this image erryday until Cruz sues.
>>69195243
You must have a crap screen, because if you look carefully, you can spot cottage cheese and nasty old people markings.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513200/Ted-Cruz-dodges-question-s-faithful-wife-endorser-Carly-Fiorina-leaps-insist-declaration-s-not-adulterer-dance-Donald-trump-s-tune.html
>>69195243
Just put a paper bag over her head before fucking her and it will go fine.
>>69193183
there's no evidence, but refusing to say "i have never been unfaithful to my wife" looks HORRIBLE
>>69195171
first it was twitter war with cruz and trump
superpac release picture of melania as a slut
trump gets upset
retweets of heidi cruz being ugly
then esquire releases the story and everyone slowly found the woman, the obvious one was katrina that was hinted, amanda carpenter was surpirsing and maria something works in carly firoina superpac.
>>69195231
Listen to anything he said prior to Trump joining the race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
Prior to Trump joining the race Cruz was identical to JEB because JEB was the frontrunner. Once Trump started winning the polls Cruz switched to copying Trump.
He's an opportunist and a liar just like Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I1-r1YgK9I
>>69191045
Nice earrings.
>>69195367
here we go
>>69192982
bix nood ububub
>>69191678
He's a lawyer, if he's not being 20000% specific about WHAT is lies, then it's not a lie.
He was asked if he was faithful to his wife or not, and didn't answer it directly.
He's clearly guilty of something
>>69195475
Oh my God. Do we have the same ones?! Ted got me these!
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/breaking-political-operative-speaks-cuban-mistress-crisis/
read this shit. alot of clues in it about beck and how the cruz campaign released the story themselves to cover their ass
>>69195424
This story has nothing to do with Trump
it was pushed by the Rubio team
see
>>69191777
>>69195355
how about now?
>>69195194
i-is this real?
>>69194217
That's the whole point. No audio just their kinesthetic movements is all we need to depict a liar. I am no expert in human psychology but i am sure some anons can analyze some cues that cruz sets off in this webm.
>>69195243
not great desu senpai
>>69195526
Exactly
Lawyer speak is how Bill got out of the Lewinsky scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P8IYKxpqG0
>>69195658
That's not even the worst one.
JUST
>>69195639
great legs but her face is TERRIBLE
>>69193181
if he's going to lie about fucking five women to the entire nation then he's going to be a fucking liar as president.
I'd like to think if Trump fucked his dotter he'd say "yeah I fucked her it was great" and then the media would just back off.
>>69195194
Something about that photo captures the essence of ted...
>>69193694
"I support Cruz" is the safe way of saying "I support Trump"
Based Katrina's earrings...
>>69191045
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/29/atwater-evasion-video-senator-ted-cruz-dodges-answering-questions-about-infidelity/
>>69195904
Heidi with the same ones as well...
>>69191045
Did she bang her?
>>69191045
MISSILE DESTROYED
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/29/atwater-evasion-video-senator-ted-cruz-dodges-answering-questions-about-infidelity/
>>69193784
>looking away
>looking left
He was formulating a lie.
>>69195849
>if Trump fucked his dotter he'd say "yeah I fucked her it was great"
That's why everyone loves Trump.
>>69193002
> Implying polifact is legit
>Implying the video is not right
>>69191045
CRUZING FOR A ________
>>69195809
i wanna facefuck the shit outta this face
>>69195303
Only reason for this is he acually did it and at that moment the guilt was too strong to overcome.
>>69195944
HEIDI GOT KEKED
>>69195988
absolutely fantastic you based maniac, you!
>>69195475
This chick takes more selfies than a retarded schoolgirl… what a fucking bimbo.
>>69196005
Some of it is copypasted talking points you hear on every radio station.
Most of it is actually cultist shit
see
>>69192879
>>69196058
Go find a fucking frog in your back yard and improvise; same effect.
I stop paying attention when politics gets this dirty.
http://www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/2016/03/28/heidi-cruz-haddon-heights/82344060/
"Campaign scheduling problems" :^)
MISSILE TOTALLY DESTROYED
amanda carpenter is fucking hot tho
>"you guys are only interested in the gutter"
>mfw when he just called his personal life a gutter
>>69196172
KEEP ME POSTED
>>69196216
holy shit it's really over for rato now, isn't it?
>>69196241
Did he eat the booty?
>>69194950
Back to /b/ you Faggot
>Donald Trump's henchmen.
The evidence is clear.
he should dress up like this for Halloween
>>69195176
I love your pictures they feel like accidently hitting my face against something.
I'm not being sarcastic, please continue
>>69196409
no but he ate cheese
d-does anyone else think Ted and Amanda are a cute couple?
like this guy was probably bullied his entire life for being ugly. and you can tell that amanda really sees something in him, unlike heidi. the way she talks about him is really like she adores him...
i just want them to be together. anyone else? i understand if this is a faggot opiniom, but i had to express it.
i don't think we should get in the way of true love. in fact we should make it happen. that's the real purpose of this whole scandal...
to bring them together...
>>69195988
HOLY SHIT!!!
MOTHERFUCKING LIAR AND FUCKING HUGE CHEATER CONFIRMED!!!
I WAS A CRUZ SUPPORTER, BUT FUCK CRUZ NOW. WHAT A PIECE OF GARBAGE!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM CRY AS HE PULLS OUT OF THE RACE.
>>69196147
Maybe in the usa i never heard it ouside the usa . the pastor yelling jesus jesus jesus can i hear a amen ,is kinda silly
>>69196172
It's about when I start.
>>69196240
>>69196675
Hmmm
I'm done
>>69196761
you read celebrity magazines too?
This is just getting weird.
>>69196675
amanda carpenter cant resist the rat, her husband looks like a cuck and is a cuck.
THERES ONLY ONE PICTURE OF HER HUSBAND ON HER INSTAGRAM
>>69195448
isn't he doing the famous Clinton trick that was coined "triangulation"?
>>69196830
ayyy its the other hmm... poster. hmm...
>>69196882
WHAT
False until i see links
>>69196929
new rare pepe
>>69196882
No way
>>69196882
noo way. that's fucking fake. post source
>>69191045
THE DEFLECTION HAHAHHA
>>69191045
Wew Ted
>>69196862
Only covers at the checkout buying groceries.
>>69196882
Faggot used inspect element there's no way this actually happened
>>69196882
not real unfortunautenly
>>69196896
the right always loses in triangulation
the left never gives in. There is never a shift "to the right" on immigration reform only to the left (amnesty)
his wife is HOT!
why would he cheat?
That vid
Kek'd pretty hard I gotta admit
>>69191045
Damn! That man is guilty no doubt.
>>69191394
Ok that's bullshit. You're reading too much into.
>>69191938
I think they don't have shit but they poked and they know they've hit a nerve
>>69194737
lol that is FF VII
>>69195755
I've looked at this shit a few times now, and have only just noticed shed wearing his suit jacket in the image where she shows her 'tattoo'.
That's some intimate shit yo...
>>69196882
Pretty much seals it.
Busted Teddy.
>>69197159
hi ted
>>69196252
Certainly pretty for politics. But a Hollywood 6.
>>69196882
Should we spread this around and let it work it's meme magic?
>>69196739
Depends on where in the US, sometimes in the SE, but it's pretty common in the midwest, which is almost the only place where Ted gets support. Blame the fucking Mor(m)ons for that.
>>69197114
makes sense
>>69194628
thats ff7
>>69196882
Is that fucking true?
>>69196172
So you don't follow politics then?
>>69193694
Wyocuck here. Everyone here just votes for whoever the conservative talk radio tells them to, and they all fall for the "traditional Republican meme" every fucking time... It's sad
>>69197243
Look.
At.
That.
Face.
>>69197240
I am
>>69196882
lold hard
>>69197240
No because it's fake. Don't make us look like retards
>>69197159
I know… she seem more upscale than this floozie he's shagging… I guess he just needs variety
>>69192996
>unhinged
I don't think you mean that. You just said that because you've failed as a candidate. And frankly, I'm the most solid person up here.
>>69197334
Tell people to vote for trump work the campaign something dammit
>>69193181
Absolutely based, I have been waiting years for relevant shoops of this scene. Thank you my fellow real American.
The MSM are avoiding this story like the fucking plague, because when this news reaches the proles Cruz' career is over and Trump sweeps the rest of the primary states in landslides.
>>69192101
She's earning her $500,000 pay by defending him.
>>69197396
>/pol/
>not retards
Pick one
>>69193058
God that is weird AF
>>69195314
I thought it didn't get teased on the web until Thursday afternoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I
>>69196739
Well in any red state (which is majority pro Cruz local radio) those are all common talking points that no one really argues with.
The main thing to focus on is the occultism (dominionism)
see video here
>>69192550
>>69194628
Final Fantasy VII
That's a Midgar Zolom that ""Sephiroth"" killed.
You know what. I truly and honestly believe donald trump pays hunged black male to fuck his daughters and his wife for him to masterbate too with his small fucking bitch hands. Ted Cruz is a true alpha male and not a fucking Cuck Like Cuckold "I love the dick in my family the same way I like my Coffee,black" Trump
>>69197532
>>69197396
most of /pol/ is old enough to remember Grease
I hope....
>>69195639
You can STILL see the cottage cheese and granny spots... God damn son, get a better monitor!
>>69197646
hi ted
>>69195571
Is this why Heidi ran out to the highway sobbing? Like in the police report?
>>69193002
>By our creator = By their creator
>politi""""fact""""
>>69197439
If you're good friends with someone who is on the fence and they know you like Trump, just buy them a Trump bumper sticker and pressure them into using it. Their car will get vandalized and they will be pissed, making them vote Trump. Calculated.
>>69192539
American bants are the best bands. Vassal states cannot handle the heat.
>>69193002
the best part is when ted says that a president should start his day on his knees, so who's cock is he sucking each morning?
It amazing that on the web, everybody has been speculating/meming about this for over a day, and ordinary people watching PBS newshour won't hear of this, till tomorrow...if then.
>>69197855
>a fucking leaf
I'm sorry I can't even help it anymore
So Ted Cruz fucks bitches and doesn't give a fuck and this is supposed to make me NOT like him?
Thats' half the reason I liked Trump in the first place. What is he some beta bucks now?
>>69197966
Don't be sorry!
You gotta be you
Ted Cruz learned too late, that life is about spreading memes.
>>69197439
>>69197811
They already fucked up the primaries, but at least everyone here would vote for a shoe if it was the Republican nominee. so at least he'll get our measly vote in the general
>>69198068
Are you dumb? No one gives a shit what you think, but his entire voter base are family oriented christ-cucks. This will wreck him
>>69198068
because Ted Cruz presents himself as a principled Christian man
he's a hypocrite
>>69198068
Because he's an evangelical who based his career on being a good little Christian soldier.
>>69198260
>>69198286
>>69198293
Arise the body of Christ!
Do you think he says that while getting it up?
Cruz uses a chartered jet in his campaign since Dec, only a 2.5hr flight from TX to DC, then he had a rally in Kansas March 3. He's still a Senator and his office where he meets lobbyists and everything is in DC.
Somewhere is a news story "Ted Cruz landed today in Kansas from DC..." dated March 3 to confirm he shagged the CNN witch woman pundit
>>69191045
Cruz probably fugged Fiorina while he was at it.
>>69198068
Look at the other replies. Ted Cruz built his image on being "godly". A lot of Christian republicans vote with their morals, it's why Romney was an option even though he was a mormon - good morals. But Cruz is shown to be a liar, so their vote will go elsewhere, and since Donald Trump is sympathetic to Christian voters and acknowledges Christianity as the religion the world needs, he will get their vote, even though he isn't a Christian - he has never claimed to be.
something i just noticed. around the 25 second mark she keeps looking down at what could be notes. possible script that they are following?
>>69198514
Why not. More bitches on his black book.
>>69191045
What a cuck in another interview in Wisconsin.
>I'm done with it, with all the personal attacks
Then the next talking point is about Trump and his tweets
Somewhere in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RElIF3_sj0I
>>69198566
CRUZ WILL SAVE US FROM THE RAPTURE, HES A REAL CHRISTIAN THAT WILL PROTECT US FROM SIN
>>69191045
"I don't think the American people are interested in tabloid trash"
Oh Lyin' Ted. You are in for a nasty surprise
>>69198639
she looks like she gives a great handjob
>>69191045
>henchmen
Where is his proof? He keeps saying it
Yep. He boinked those ladies. Good bye, Ted.
>people have no interest in tabloid trash
jesus, where has he been?
trump has Washington, canadian rats btfo
>>69195639
horseface
>>69198566
>even though he isn't a Christian - he has never claimed to be.
Actually he has. Trump identifies as a Presbyterian, which is one of the endless denominations of Christianity.
>>69197359
RARE
>>69197168
Why is it bullshit? The Cruz campaign gave half-million dollars to the Carly Fiorina super pac.
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
AND HE PUTS IT DOWN
AND HE LIES
WE CALL HIM LYIN' TED
>>69199344
>that precipitous drop
It's ogre.
>>69199631
*Ted cruz's super pac gave to carly fiorina's super pac
>>69199524
>Presby
They do whatever they want too
like Methodists.
>>69199524
There is a difference between being a nominal Christian and actually being a Christian though. Lots of people take the label "Presbyterian", "Catholic" etc, but don't actually practice or even believe it. It's just a badge.
Rato's wife canceled 2 planned fundraisers because of "campaign scheduling conflicts" yeah, sure. http://nypost.com/2016/03/29/cruz-campaign-cancels-heidis-new-york-appearances/
>>69192129
Rubio hired the detectives.
>>69199739
mmm. that sounds hot.
>>69192982
I just found a new pasta
>>69191884
Would it look better that he lies or tell the truth?
He obviously knows he fucked up, so if he were to lie wouldn't it make things worse? By avoiding the question he allows the possibility of stating that he may be unfaithful but not a liar.
>>69191045
Look at her defend him like a dog waiting for scraps at the dinner table...
>>69191421
He's got such sick flow in this
>>69199949
Now the question is how many times did Cruz backhand her before telling her she wasn't going to NY?
>>69192389
Obviously a leaf would vote for a leaf for president
>>69199949
its getting worse
>>69198068
You degenerates are in the minority. Even if it was discovered that Bernie had an affair on his wife a lot of his fans would disavow.
Nobody likes a cheater.
>>69198820
She probably takes it in the ass.
>>69198068
He does care though, he pays hush money.
Cruz being a possible Clinton/Cosby type predator who can't keep his dick in his pants around coworkers and ends up paying off hush money/blackmailed while POTUS is impeachment level sheeeit.
>>69197937
very nice
>>69197937
meme potential
carly firorina is ted cruz pimp
>>69201161
No, he couldn't be impeached just for fucking around. The reason Bill was impeached was that he perjured himself, though he was acquitted, of course.
seems like a good place for this oc
>>69201473
better pay for my silence
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