>Be white male
>Me and friend go to see mutual friends new house
>Meet her two roomies
>all 3 are sjws going to a liberal university
>1 is black
>the other offers whats left of an oxycodone script
>"yeaahhh nigga" says I to friend I came to house with
>no one hears but black girl and mutual friend
>have to stay back and explain myself
>survive berating
>offer to let her slap me
>declines
>get drugs
>leave
>come back a week later
>all going to party
>girls doing make up
>black girl comes in with new fierce black sjw friend
>act all buddy buddy with me
>i know somethings up
>she brings up the racial slur
>i "uh huh" her hoping she shuts up
>she doesnt
>"to make it up to my people maybe you can let femanon do your makeup?"
>all the girls get excited
>No. I won't let you feminize me.
>I suggest writing "racist" on my forehead
>Collective gasp
>"You'd rather be a racist than a female?!"
>Yeah
Ask a white man who just fucked a black sjw anything
>>69190384
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>>69190955
First Post Best Post
>>69190955
clicking on FAQ doesn't work WTF?
>>69190384
>explaining yourself
>apologizing
>offering to let her slap you
Fucking cuck. I know you think you're cool from this experience but you actually handled it like a huge pussy
>>69190955
How do I buy one? ? Omg I'm so confused
College Freshman: the post
god i feel old
>be my friend
>no money, no car, no job
>says he has white male privilege out loud
its sad really
>>69190384
Fake and gay
>>69191374
I see you anon, but my mansplaining was pure irony. I think she knew that, which is why she let me have it earlier today.
>>69191234
>>69191414
Credit card number in name field, 4chan GOLD (all caps for gold) in the options field.
Feel free to send me a memecoin as a thanks once you get it.
>>69190384
kill yourself
you don't say nigga or nigger unless you have the confidence
>be white
>not afraid to say nigger to you niggers
Yeah okay OP.
I'll feminize your ass with my dick.
>>69190384
>passing up on a chance to be forcibly feminized
can I switch places with you?
>>69191672
like this?
You would sound like a huge cuck if this story wasn't obviously fake.
>>69191770
Come to hell with me Carls. My test is through the roof right now
>>69190384
you sound like a faggot for several reasons
>>69191863
No I just roll with SJW types. This is what happens when you go to a liberal arts school. Luckily, I'm pragmatic about my political and world views so I'm able to coexist with these beasts without compromising my beliefs. It's about communication. Actually, I think everyone thinks I'm satirizing the right... if only they knew the fire that was rising. Right /pol/? :^)
>>69191936
>UK
>IM a faggot for fucking college aged girls
What happened to those muzzies that beheaded that soldier? Monument in their honor built in London yet?
>>69191889
you're gonna get buttfucked.
>>69190384
>Ask a White man who just fucked a Black SJW anything?
Why aren't you on Reddit, faggot?
>>69192091
NORMIE DETECTED
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>>69191854
Kek
>>69192342
Check this meme, /pol/frand
>>69191854
you need to post your secure code too. this is found on the back of the card.
a mod will put it through for you soon.
>>69192432
451
>>69192219
Why would I as a straight man that gets more pussy than you and cucks other race's women be on reddit? BTFO
>>69192519
you moron, you need to post the card type.
visa, master card, amex, that shit.
>>69192417
>>69192447
kekking them softly
>>69192519
best to post your billing address too
>>69192712
ok thanks, i needed to pay rent.
>>69191854
>>69192519
>>69192712
I hope this is ironic
>>69192777
nice triples.
>>69192417
>>69192447
Funny
>>69192777
already screen capped.
>>69192832
Thanks, they're all yours :)
>>69192091
Sure. One rape charge incoming!
>>69192777
>expiration date: 8/14
What do you think?
>>69192712
post ur signiggerture
>>69192908
That's a new york times meme
>>69191672
Are there any other steps?
>>69190384
>Be me, be manager of pharmacy
>Nigger employee asks if his nigger friend can help out
>Whatever
>They start acting like niggers, tell him to stop acting like a nigger, he gets in my face then backs down when I don't drop to my knees and suck his cock
>He doesn't do shit because he knows better
>>69193134
>>69193134
No, your gold account should arrive within 12hrs. Thank you for the purchase anon.
>>69192876
just post the whole details in the comment section. Credit card number, exp, secure code on the back, what type it is.
Also just post your full name and billing address. As another helpful anon pointed out earlier a mod will sort it out soon for you and activate your 4chan gold account
You will receive instructions for how to log into your 4chan Gold account in the mail in the next 4-6 business days.
This is exactly what I had to do to get my gold account.
>>69190384
fuck, this gave me a boner
>>69193158
refer to >>69192759 and >>69193307
>>69193134
Actually, what provider is your card for? Visa, Master card, etc
>>69193307
visa
6227-0686-8249-2515
expires 08/18
cvc 451
James Ficere
7525 iriqois dr
like this?
>>69192760
have fun in prison fucko, i wouldn't even use bait cards on here even if they are real
>>69193676
>implying i took the bait.
>>69190384
>s-sorry about mah racism
>doing drugs
>catching stds from a snaggletoothed tarbunny
What was that anon? Slip Tyrone's dick out of your mouth before you speak next time.
>>69194540
>Ironically apologize for racism
>Girl pouts
>Proudly say I'd rather be racist than female
>Get pussy
Try harder, sweety.
>>69193658
you should get a letter in the mail in the next 4-6 business days.
you would also try sending moot a tweet and asking him to upgrade you to the platinum account. It allows you to see IP's and screenshots from people's webcams when they post.
I hope you enjoy your gold account posting!
>>69194929
>I worked hard and won an entire bag of rancid shit! Haha losers! It's all mine.
It doesn't sound like you accomplished anything but being pathetic.
>>69190384
I never got the appeal of Sam Hyde.
He's a retarded 30-something that acts like a teenager. He's the politically incorrect version of Miley Cyrus. Except he's not as ugly.
>>69191609
>unironically saying "mansplaining"
>unironically talking about irony
faggot confirmed
>>69193658
thanks for the boat, and car, and rent!
>>69192342
Go back to /r9k/
>>69195325
I don't think anyone actually likes him. He seems like a politically incorrect version of those unfunny public access shows.
>>69192675
Don't the first four numbers of a CC already identify the type while some of the other numbers indicate the bank?
>>69195362
A wild leaf appears
>>69196393
probably, i don't know, though. im just playing along with this troll in the hopes that some shitskin who with low time preference takes the bait and gets hit with fraud charges.
>>69196546
Wow, nice leReddit joke faggot.
>>69196824
Its not fraud if you donate the credit limit to a different charity every day.
>>69197825
but thats were all le awesome MEMES come from my fellow memer! XDDDDD
Bravo plebbit! Bravo!
Go back to your cancerous site you plebeians.
>>69190384
Lets get some pics of this bitch
>>69190384
Taking pills are for fucking degenerates.
>>69191854
Yeah, just like that!
>>69190384
if you fucked two nigger women I'd pay u 50$ for the vid no joke
