FIRST OFF:
Any anon kind enough to mail me an official Trump MAGA cap? I'll cover all your expenses.
Tube Hippies: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/DckuG22M7wE
Updates on the Sex Scandal: http://cruzsexscandal.com/
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES
>TUE- JANESVILLE, WI Trump Rally 3/29/16
>WED- APPLETON, WI Trump Rally 3/30/16
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends "My policy is America first"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xOzHIFvMA
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
>Roger Stone on AM970 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NqOWq_Gk0
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBk2nsHOE24
>Piers Morgan: The Trump Interview 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77DrxHj0mE
>Don Lemon cuts off the truth 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wfIHP9t_c
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Truth about Ted's Sex Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Donald drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted copulates with rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /TRUMP/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official /TRUMP/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9B7hgSztA0
>>69185322
Oh yeah, my bad.
/TRUMP GENERAL/
First for it isnt a condom
>>69185322
First /condom/ poster.
>>69185322
Man what the fug
>>69185604
Stop fucking fighting about condoms. People who think it is can say it is. People who don't can say otherwise. Let's focus on Rato himself.
MAGA
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So is the rally even at this hotel tonight? I heard it's tomorrow.
>>69185691
The thing on the bed is clearly the wrong dimensions compared to the image of the condoms.
>>69185322
there's an anon selling authentic MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hats on eBay. I think for $70
>>69185322
IT'S AN AWOO~VEMENT
>She said LOL NICE PHOTOSHOP ADDING THOSE CONDOMS
>Then deleted the picture from Twitter to hide the fact it was never a photoshop
>But she was too stupid to also delete it from her Instagram
The picture she posted, with the condoms, is still on her Instagram...
If they weren't important, why lie about them?
>>69185785
Wash off the nigger semen, what the fuck hans.
>>69185762
Dude get more material than just the one fucking smug fox.
I'm no better but at least I vary it up.
>>69185691
the ratio of the sides is way off
i think you just proved yourself wrong
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513200/Ted-Cruz-dodges-question-s-faithful-wife-endorser-Carly-Fiorina-leaps-insist-declaration-s-not-adulterer-dance-Donald-trump-s-tune.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus
Ted Cruz dodges question about whether he's 'always been faithful' to his wife as endorser Carly Fiorina leaps in to insist a declaration that he's not an adulterer is a 'dance to Donald trump's tune'
Texas senator could put National Enquirer scandal to rest with a simple statement that he has never strayed in his 14-year marriage
Instead he has batted down the supermarket tabloid's speculative story about five alleged affairs in a more limited fashion
Carly Fiorina leaped in to intercept DailyMail.com's request for a blanket statement of marital fidelity and Cruz ultimately punted on the question
Fiorina pleaded for a return to discussing issues, but lobbed her own accusation at 'serial adulterer' Donald Trump
GUYS LOOK AT THIS.
NEW EVIDENCE WAS JUST DROPPED. CRUZ HAD A LIVE REACTION AND GOT VIOLENT ON AIR WATCH THIS
ITS OVER WE WIN LMAO GG MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CHjQVwvSeE
WHERE IS THREAD TITLE?
MAGA
>>69185872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sos4V2phkR
>>69185713
Do you even know where you are?
Autism central
>>69185847
>$70
If some anon bought me a brand new one and mailed it to me, It would cost me circa $40.
>>69185980
Anon wanted someone to buy him a hat and tried to make a thread
>>69185980
low energy edition
>>69185980
yea this is important
sometimes I go to catalogue and ctrl f Trump general
>>69185322
One Serbian MAGA hat for you sir.
>>69185949
>>69185796
the mouthbreather who made the image stretched the condom photo out of aspect ratio
>>69185958
nice to see you changed the title since you trolled for this in the last thread
>>69185950
Rato can talk to other animals, huh? I see he trained Secretariat.
>>69185936
This better Ted?
Lets get some Kill La Kill MAGA in here
>>69186156
i try senpai
>>69186059
How cheap do you think shipping is to Europe?
>>69186120
Yeah, I fucked up. Sorry anon.
>>69185958
poor rat ;_;
>>69186270
Experience
Holiday Inn should not be hosting such a hateful, racist, and problematic person
>>69185691
honestly the condoms a dead end, you guys should see if the shirt in the back can be tied to cruz
>>69185958
sounds like a printer
the hell is this tube hippies thing all about?
I did not appreciate all those people posting my waifu in the last thread so I am only going to offer this warning once, if you post her here I will pour a can of piping hot bean on your head and kick the shit out of you if you post her in this or any other future threads
You have been warned
>>69186219
shitty crop
>>69186059
I got mine for 25$ + 55$ (shipping)
Anon printed an awooo with it, kek
>>69185958
that is REALLY messed up. one very pissed rat.
>https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/714651539898376192
just look at the rat's face while horseface drones on
JUST
>>69186455
libtubes formed a cucktagon at a Holiday Inn lobby to protest Trump
they got arrested
>>69186457
Fuck you nigger
TRUMP ON HANNITY TOMORROW NIGHT
ACTION PACKED TUESDAY
>Rally in Janesville, WI
>CNN Town Hall
>Hannity
>>69185958
damn nigga, that actually kinda scared me.
This will be rato after the convention roll call, they are gonna have to put him in a cage to protect the delegates from getting rabies.
How many of you guys are going to sign up for the $60 Bernie is paying to attend the Trump Rally?
I know if I were donationg my food money to Bernie, I'd be ticked off how he's wasting my money.
BREAKING: Heidi Cruz Cancels New Jersey Campaign Stops This Week
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/breaking-heidi-cruz-cancels-new-jersey-campaign-stops/
Trouble in paradise, bros
>>69186501
With the right person you can get it mailed to here for as little as $15ish
>>69186591
Link? I could use $60
>>69185691
>>69185874
Where's the other fake condom shill poster? Usually there's 3 of you?
Is Cruz still going to pay you since we didn't fall for it?
>>69186620
Means nothing. She's just going to join teddy bear in Wisconsin.
>>69185958
>ad in the corner for mating cats
damnit cruz you're really skewing things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBxFVgRBqqc
THEY HAVE TO GO
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If /pol/ can find that dress on an online store or something I guarantee you it'll have a black tag, and that'll prove those aren't condoms.
prove me wrong. find the dress.
>>69186578
What's your fave hat type senpai? I have the trapper but I want to get a 2nd.
>>69186667
last thread >>69183168
>>69186501
>$55 shipping
Nigga you got scammed.
>>69186701
shill
>>69186701
its sad you still think its fake
>>69185322
I'll send you a brand new, never worn, white hat with gold lettering. I'll cover the costs. I don't know how to get your info, tho.
>>69186648
Banana land postal service is shitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
rick wilson btfo
>>69186457
Listen here low-test beta orbiter scum. That's my waifu & my OC. Go back to shit tier-waifus.
>>69186751
>they have no place to go
Maybe their fucking country will house them with open arms oh right because Mexico is shit. So back to the pueblos, and you'll think twice about sneaking across the border
>>69186526
Who's the better bulldog, Fiorina or KRISPY KREME?
>>69186713
You mean nothing, loser
>>69185958
And we have a first response from former candidate Ruboto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpSfgusep7s
>>69186783
She stupidly admitted it was condoms, but said they were 'shooped.
>>69186906
Based Stefan!
>>69186219
>Tfw KLK is now passé
>>69186847
I highly doubt a German poster would shill for Cruz.
Unless he's paying you in Muslim jizz. Then I'd believe it.
>>69186751
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>>69186992
Source?
>>69187046
...VPN?
>new maga hat
>Lets have fun
>walk around walmart
>suprisingly no luck after 30 mins
>finally gay tubby and plain jane
>call me racist nobodys around
>"Excuse me?"
>my black friend comes around with trump shirt on
>whats up man
>plain jane laughs
>tubby disgusted and smacks lips
>they walk away
The best part was it was so awkward we didnt think we would get anybody. I noticed alot of people stay silent unless they are too triggered.
You should try doing this
>>69187046
fuck off Cruz shill
>>69187109
Perhaps.
>>69186838
10$ for normal shipping (5 months) or 55$ for express
Trump wills it
>>69187009
Comfy late-night viewing. He's bitching about the niggers without calling them niggers.
>>69187092
She said it earlier today. I swear to god. I can't find a source for it though. I think it was a phone interview.
>>69186620
I want to believe, but it's just Mrs.Rato prioritizing WI.
>>69187031
Trump has multiple waifus
>>69187124
This sounds like mighty fun
But my heavyset black friend really isn't a politics person, so maybe I'll just say its for Youtube
>>69187031
>embarrassing pick-your-waifu harem trash
pffft please
>>69186992
I'm saying the bitch doesn't know what she's talking about and to still just see if we can find the dress. if it doesnt have a black tag I'll shut up and you can silence anyone who says otherwise. but until then it doesnt make sense for the bitch to just have condoms right there on the bed and then take a picture with them. its more than likely the tag. I know we're all gung-ho for the condoms but i mean whatever.
Nice OP
>>69185958
Rats don't make those sounds. That rat has a very serious lung infection and thats what it sounds like breathing.
I have owned rats my whole life. I hope the guy killed the thing afterwards because I feel kind of bad for it, even if its a mangy old sewer rat.
>>69187204
Fuck, I hope its true familie
>>69186751
THEY
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GO
>>69185785
sitting down too much
>>69187204
It was a tweet where she said somebody photoshopped condoms into the picture.
So she agrees that the objects in question are condoms, but claims they aren't the the real image, despite the real image, condoms and all, are on her instagram.
>>69187142
It's not nice to disrespect your state religion of Islam.
>>69186795
Red is a must have. I regret getting the white one, looks great as a prop but doesn't look good when worn. Get the red one if you already got the camo.
Quick question- can you take a picture of your ballot in California?
>>69186751
>What about the families.
>We have to send them TOGETHER.
BASED.
>did the RCP delegate calc
>ended with Trump on 1220
What an embarrassingly close defeat
Daily reminder the GOP is going to commit sudoku and elect Clinton if it is at all possible
>>69187417
>Red is a must have. I regret getting the white one, looks great as a prop but doesn't look good when worn. Get the red one if you already got the camo.
Yep. Red is the way to go. I got a white one, too - looks good on my desk but not on my head.
>>69186667
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/714623007566782464
If these guys won't hire you because of your political beliefs, I wonder if a discrimination suit is in order?
wtf, just saw that stream and i cringequit after about 5 seconds
what the fuck is wrong with these people? id pick their ass up and throw them into the deep end of the pool.
#bernie4jail
>>69187417
>>69187556
That's what I was thinking. The red is a total classic. That's solidified my decision bros, red it is.
>>69186783
Cant Stump Autism, bro.
Trump-autism-tweet.jpg
Here's the cucks who protested in WI today:
fb: ShowingUpForRacialJusticesurj
Twitter: @ShowUp4RJ
Have fun!
>>69187394
oh okay that makes sense. Her twitter is insane right now. I think she may actually snap soon.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/714557519587188736
>>69187557
Damn, how many shills in one thread? We're not helping you spread this fake shit.
>>69187550
>Liberals get triggered by yard signs
I fucking hate Hernia, but it doesn't mean I go around destroying his shitty signs.
>>69187441
There are laws in some states criminalizing it, based on the theory that proof of how you voted could be used by employers forcing you to vote a certain way, or by people paying for votes - so there's a law against it.
But nobody has ever been prosecuted for it, even though there are tons of these pics on facebook and twitter
Ratfag here
What makes any of you think Trump would fair well in a general election?
70% unfavorability rating among women lol
>>69187788
Built it back up by grilling Shillary over how she treats women.
who /blackMAGAhat/ master race here?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513200/Ted-Cruz-dodges-question-s-faithful-wife-endorser-Carly-Fiorina-leaps-insist-declaration-s-not-adulterer-dance-Donald-trump-s-tune.html
>SHE'S GOT HIS BACK: Carly Fiorina, who quit her presidential campaign in February, leaped in to rescue Cruz and try to change the subject during a brief press conference in Rothschild, Wisconsin
No shit, $500k "donation" is super effective.
>>69187756
Are you saying this because you don't think the story is true, or because you think the story itself is a fabrication by the parties in question?
>>69187788
#LyinTed #TedScruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CHjQVwvSeE
>>69187557
Hmm.. I think she's saying the contrast filter that shows the condom looking pattern is fake, not the black rectangle itself.
>>69187745
Shit, she might pop soon
>>69187788
Hillary is a criminal and will probably be carted off to prison during a debate.
Just kidding. But the reality is that Trump will rake so much muck about her that it will drown out any conversation about policy there is. "She's a criminal. America, do you want to elect a criminal?"
It'll be great.
>>69187732
Here's the cucks getting what they asked for by being stupid on private property
also the rest of the recordings
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/85020040
>>69187909
Rato the faggot literally could have paid her with horse oats instead of half a million dollars.
Does anyone want to order pizza for the cops who dealt with the protesters at the Holiday Inn in Wisconsin?
The Janesville Police precinct is right next door to the Holiday Inn so chances are they were the ones who responded
The address of the precinct 100 N Jackson St, Janesville, WI 53548
pic related is the address of the Holiday Inn but the cops are long gone now SO DON'T SEND IT TO HOLIDAY INN
>>69187788
>Ratfag here
No shit. That's probably why you guys are making up the dumb condom images and creating fake Trump supporter Twitter profiles to harass people.
We're not getting blamed for your shit.
>>69187876
I was torn - I went classic red.
>>69187556
>>69187417
I have the white and gold one and I fucking love it
It doesn't stand out as much as the classic red but it's pretty damn good
>>69187876
I want an urban camo MAGAhat with red MAGA text, trashy but effective.
>>69187562
>>69188046
They're saying white people need to apologize for trump...
http://www.showingupforracialjustice.org/press
>>69187124
try it at whole foods
>>69187925
Please god keep this meme alive.
I don't have Sony Vegas on this computer yet, but if someone could parse this with audio side by side of Cruz speaking that'd be great. Do it with like when the rat jumps he points his finger at the same time, and when it gets quiet he gets quiet, etc.
I can only hope. Shieeet..
>>69188046
>that chanting
This is the weakest and gayest thing I have ever heard in my life.
>>69187406
says the guy living in a third world country with only 60% white people
>>69187876
I went with the red presidential.
>>69186307
glad there's one for us femdom lovers :3
>>69188212
fucking cucks. One white person runs for president with words that hurt their fee-fees, and they want us all to apologize
>>69188110
They're all top-shelf. I blame my head; I'd never blame the MAGA hat.
>>69187923
Both?
>>69188212
DINDU NUFFIN
>>69188308
Detroit is a city, not a country.
>>69188287
"Birthday Cake for Muslims"
dear god
New meme
You must credit me every time you post it
>>69188287
www.fb.com/ ShowingUpForRacialJusticesurj
>>69188085
>>69187756
How is it fake, Applied Memetics shill?
>>69187788
Trump needs to sink Hillary to his level and make her look even less electable than him. Also Rato said that only cowards attack women, he would never attack Hillary because se has a vagina and muh soggy knees.
>>69187788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHIMuUdeESA
>>69188212
So the dindu's agree they have a legacy of violence? Finally!
>>69187788
that poll you cited is ass
>>69188393
Look at their fb ShowingUpForRacialJusticesurj
or twitter @ShowUp4RJ
>>69188067
do it faggot please get arrested
>>69188212
By their logic, spics need to apologize for illegals.
I'm one myself, so maybe I should go up to their faces and mention that.
>>69185322
Where do you want me to send it?
>>69188415
>implying the rest of your country looks any better
>>69188415
He's so used to living in a country fucking 400 miles wide he gets em confused.
>>69188287
it really was. occupy cuckpipe = fail
>>69187745
>https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/714557519587188736
Other women are telling her to piss off.
>>69188428
new meme
You must not credit him every time you post it
>>69188581
lel
>>69188415
top kek
>>69187092
It was on twitter earlier today.
>>69188308
Sweet proxy.
>>69188467
>How is it fake, Applied Memetics shill?
Geez, I wonder why the Mexican would shill for Cruz? No more getting $20 a month from your sister cleaning toilets when Trump is elected, beanerbro. She has to go back.
>>69188566
Nice nitpick shill cuck.
i trigger /pol/
Libturds say Trump is literally Hitler, yet Hitler KILLED Americans and didn't even want to MAGA. Sad!
>>69188581
>Detroit is not part of the USA
americlaps
>>69188334
Interesting choice m8. What do you think of it?
>>69188566
Because that picture isn't after some natural disaster right? Looks like Katrina aftermath. Doesn't count. Pic related is my back yard Muslimfag
>>69188748
Aesthetic!
>>69187273
You mean multiple waifus have Trump.
>>69188867
>Not weed plants
When will the world follow Canada in being progressive?
>>69188749
more like cringe
>>69188827
Have you looked at a map there barbarian boy?
>>69188904
Seattle is a beautiful city. Too bad it's packed with bern victims.
>>69188364
This right here. I've never had a hat that was this high quality, like the fabric and stitching is flawless, well worth the price. If this is what you get when you manufacture things in non-shithole countries, I hope we start doing it more.
>>69185322
Email me at [email protected], I will buy you whatever MAGA hat you want and send it to you at the cheapest rate I can, as long as you cover the cost.
Condom doubter here
I can't find what I would believe to be a condom, unless he's using it for pencils
>>69188661
DUDE YOURE CRASHING THE MARKET HOW AM I GONNA FEED MY FAMILY
OK HERES ANOTHER
>>69187931
You're talking to shills trying to make Trump look bad. They're pretending to be Trump supporters and attacking this slut.
I'll be dumbing a nice pastebin about all of them in a few hours. A lot of them even made fake Twitter accounts and everything. Perhaps their friends and family would like to know they pretend to be Trump supporters online?
>>69188947
Gotta know how to hide 'em :)
>>69187290
ITS A PRANK BRO
JUST A PRANK
S A V A G E
>>69188867
>property tax of 6 digits
>>69188840
Guys like this don't trigger me. I honestly feel bad for them. They are future /r9k/ >ftw 30 year old wizards
Rather than working to improve themselves they will try to force the world to accept them.
>women may pay lip service to that ideology but they don't practice it when it's time to fuck
>>69188968
what the fuck? why did they make my state looks retarded? michigan has lakes. they are not hard to draw. where is the up? that is dumb.
>>69188995
They have some nice gay bars there though.
>>69188840
nice AIDS SKRILLEX look bro
>>69189028
you cant.
>>69189118
Too true mate. Leftist egalitarianism poisons minds and ruins lives.
>>69188968
He's too busy gargling Syrian sperm like it's mouthwash to look at the map.
Donald Trump is the least electable candid
>>69189282
>Couldn't even finish the sentence without laughing
>>69189282
Tired shill? Here's two cents, go buy some five hour energy
>>69189078
Of course by "back yard" I meant "my home town". this is a winery but I go hunting on those mountains in the background all the time. Is my back yard. I'm not a richfag by any means.
Where do you live anon? I'll mail you one.
Also post your MAGAs brehs
>>69188749
More triggered by you feeling the need to hang your guitars on the wall to show them off. Buy a fucking multi-stand.
>>69189282
have my upboat
>>69188157
for some dumb reason, the camo MAGA hat is $10 more than regular red
>>69189024
Honestly, that pic looks fairly condomish. Nothing conclusive though.
>>69189390
nice
>>69189439
He cut from the hat Template and left some of the upper hat
>>69189282
ate
>>69189046
Interesting. I'll be keeping an eye out for that pastebin. All this plotting, scheming and backroom Jewing is making my head spin desu.
>>69189439
Fuck everythings so dark on the pic,Ill fix it
I'm making more atm,feel free to make requests
>>69189024
its photoshopped by shills.
it may very well be a condom, but there's nothing in the pic that can be used as an evidence
>>69189350
>i live in a spot where richfags from all over the state LOVE to come to to spend their money doing dumb shit like pretend to be germanic and italic europeans
>im definitely a poorfag though because i live on a 'farm' (that my parents bought a few years ago for a couple mil) xD
dude i bet you were transplanted there to begin with
>>69189282
>least electable
>winning in a landslide
fuck off.
>>69188528
>No Serbian friend to send him Trump gear.
>>69189613
solid proof here kike.
Taking MAGA requests
Here OC
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Official-Make-America-Great-Again-Hat-Brand-New-Ships-Internationally-/262353172955?hash=item3d1577b9db:g:zicAAOSwZ8ZW9c0Q
MAGA
one of my neighbors kek
>>69189390
Ben Shapiro!
>>69189024
Are you fucking blind? There are two obvious rings there.
It's the right size, nothing else makes sense.
>>69189844
Holy hell, looks like someone has witnessed their cancer firsthand.
>>69189823
MAGA me, anon!
>>69189823
samui nigga.dont be afraid to use normie anime waifus.
>>69189069
I love watching the Twitter bitches tear her apart.
>>69189417
but that's regular camo, and i'd pay the extra gladly.
How many of the $500,000 rato bucks went to Fiorina's fucking plastic surgeon? If this bitch smiled, she'd crack.
>>69189725
Do I have to spell it out for you? Pic related was not my actual house. I live in a lower middle class neighborhood. And a transplant? Nah I'm white and I've lived here LITERALLY my whole life. My mom delivers mail and my dad is a contractor, I powder coat. How the fuck do you think I'd afford to live in a winery? BTW pic related is a WINERY NOT A HOUSE YOU DUMB CUNT. It just happens to be within a mile or two of my house. I posted the pic to show some German cunt that not everywhere in America looks like Detroit.
JUST
>>69189915
You wouldn't get that straight angle into the center when she's sitting next to it, shifting it down into her depression. And the lamp on her > side is blocked, yet the shadow is toward her.
A reflection from a mirror wouldn't do this.
>>69186354
That woman made me rage. "It was so multi-cultural and multi-coalition". WTF does "multi-coalition" mean? WHY DO WE LET THESE BITCHES VOTE? REEEEEEEEE
>>69190051
>I powder coat
i bet you operate at a loss. fucking richfags and their hobbies
>getting mad about being a rich white
bro chill out are you insecure or something
>>69188334
I did as well, hopefully it will get here soon so I can wear it to university to troll the bernie fags.
>>69190171
Thanks! Can you do gifs too? Don't worry about it if you can't, but if you can this one could be cool. Writing on his shorts should say MAGA, of course. Bonus if the guy getting hit has a Shillary/Rato face.
>>69190197
I thought she admitted to thr m being condoms?
>>69188867
You live in Santa Ynez? I just went to see the wildflowers up there yesterday
>>69189593
only pointed it out because i care.
<-- request
>>69185950
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/surreal-carly-fiorina-jumps-defend-ted-cruz-wont-tell-reporters-cheated-wife-heidi-video/
video of Cruz refusing to answer the question. When Carly jumps in to answer it, the reporter asks her if she has first-hand knowledge of the situation.
>>69190154
Rato could use a hanky.
(we need a sweaty Cruz pic)
Kek
>>69190448
Dunno how to edit .gifs yet
>>69189993
>go raise the roof for the resurrection
kek
>>69186059
I think the shipping alone would be about $25 senpai.
>>69189613
Except the words out of her mouth
>>69188830
Super comfortable. Love the small flag on the side as well.
>>69189593
Farru-Nee wants to MAGA!
>>69189024
>>69189915
>>69190487
Autistic condom shopping shills plz.
>>69190492
Yeah it's beautiful right now. The poppies are going off and the hills are actually green. Hope you enjoyed it
>>69190526
Thanks anyway anon! You're the real MVP!
>>69189823
here is some material my nigga
>>69190689
I like this pic.
Once it gets MAGA'd I'll make a flag background for it and post it tomorrow.
>>69189823
Hit me!
Hat me!
>>69190345
gif reminded me of this finnish business man
>>69190494
Man this is gonna fucking suck
Gonna take some time to do this one
>>69190814
show over folks, final nail in the cruz coffin
>x-files.mp3
>>69190255
I don't own the business. I work there for 13.50 an hour and I don't bitch about 15/hr minimum wages. I wish I was rich man, but 13.50 an hour isn't going to get me my own winery lol. If I WAS rich I'd buy you a MAGA hat. Hell maga hats all around. But I'm not :(
>>69190509
CRUZ CAN'T KEEP HIS WOMEN IN CHECK
FIRST HEIDI CRUZ ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
THEN AMANDA CARPENTER
NOW THE HEWLETT PACKARD LADY
>>69190816
What happened to this poor fellow?
>>69190912
NO M8, HE FUCKED A HORSE.
>>69190885
The more I look at it the more it really does look like a tag, not condoms.
I was convinced by the condom theory at first but not so much now.
>>69190885
We got 'um. Someone spam tweet this to the Don.
>>69190991
RELEASE THE TAPES TED
RELEASE THE TAPES TED
RELEASE THE TAPES TED
>>69191024
So there is hope to recover from autism.
>>69190967
plastic surgery, cosmetic reasons.
>>69190487
I saw a twitter post here saying that a condom was shopped into the picture. Later more images trying to display a logo and full-body curvature of the condom. I can't duplicate these effects, I get a small ripple that doesn't look condomish.
>>69190509
Jesus, even #Cruzmissiles can see he dodged the hell out of that one
Why does Rato want more debates
>>69189390
Bretty noice
>>69191176
He's desperate as fuck to 'prove himself'. Sucks for that idiot; he had 12 chances.
>>69191176
It's a tactic
Trump says no, Rato calls him a coward, Trump bitches out and does it.
The only way to win is to not do it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03vF7aZfxdR
>>69190813
Farru comes in Belgian and English flavors.
Still the right arm of the free world though.
>>69190879
Go on...
>>69191176
"Apologize to my wife Trump"
"No"
>>69191024
They're not condoms. She wouldn't take a photo with condoms right beside her while she is staying at a hotel and upload it to twitter/instagram. She is an evil bitch but she is not an idiot.
The photo was taken a year ago, it's unlikely she even remembers what that is. Could be a pamphlet for the hotel or something.
Has there been any new legitimate information regarding the #CubanMistressCrisis? Has this helped Cruz, hurt him, etc? Polls are full of crap but I'm still curious. It's gotten some attention on the radios so a lot of normies are finding out about it for the first time, but there's been no new information that I'm aware of.
When is the next issue of the National Enquirer supposed to come out? And has there been any new findings outside of the fake condom edit? Because I'm not hearing anything right now. Everyone just seems to be waiting for the next big reveal.
>>69191269
>thanks boss
>>69191269
>yfw the bernie fgts get to eat the pizza
top respect to the anon that did that tho
>>69191269
What a cool guy
I wish I could buy him a pizza
>>69190494
You're breaking my balls here f.am
>>69189844
>see this
>check wifi in my area
>trump2016 is one of them
lol
>>69191445
Assume it's on same weekly schedule, where NE does a Thursday tease on the web, then puts the paper in the grocery store on Friday
Not much new info, other than Kirsten Powers and several other anti-Trump people say it was anti-Trump and/or Rubio people shopping the story around. But Ted (choosy ratfucker) Cruz trying to blame everything on Trump.
>>69191335
Rato started it anyway, and Trump casually btfo'd him with one tweet.
>>69191269
good on you anon
>>69191695
IT DOESN'T SUCK
IT'S BETTER THAN EXPECTED
THIS IS WHY I LOVE TRUMP
>>69190739
I own property at the Ranch so I'm up there all the time heh
>>69191778
It's Rato, Genghis. California could be hit with a massive earthquake tomorrow and he would still try to blame the Don.
>>69191269
Nice dude. Those cops deserve a little gratitude for having to listen to those hippies chanting and cackling for so long. I watched the live stream on mute; poor cops had to endure it.
>>69191738
He's still blaming Trump? Didn't retract his statements? Even after it's confirmed that it wasn't him? I don't see what he has to gain from that.
>>69191913
>Trump's divisive rhetoric has literally split California from the rest of the United States.
>>69188749
Wow, you look just like the stereotype. What's in the bottle?
>>69191909
>>69190739
You think Santa Barbara county will go Trump?
I do. I met a random Trump supporter at the driving range the other day and saw a random old man typing about Trump in the UCSB library today kek
>>69188749
>looks like a fag
>is a fag
>>69191262
>Trump's insults have no place in politics
>insults Trump by calling him Hitler
>insults Trump 24/7 in the news
ok
>>69192029
Because normies will believe the Great Lie
>>69191389
It's the little cardholder you get your room keys in.
>>69192185
I hope so. In SY I used to see Ben carson signs everywhere. Since he dropped out I haven't seen much in the way for republican support. But all the locals I talk to support Trump. You have to remember there's a lot of contractors, farmers and the like around here to support Trump. Then you have places like Santa Maria.... I have no idea how the Mexicans there are going to vote lol. Hillary?
>>69191913
I know, I know.
Brussels was Trump's fault
Soros gang was Trump's fault
Heidi's CFR+GS ties were Trump's fault
NE expose was Trump's fault
KKK was Trump's fault
Booger eating was Trump's fault
etc. etc.
>>69192289
Clearly the joke has gone over your head
>>69192584
Yee.
Red hat best hat.
>>69192529
My old ass landlord supports Trump too. I've met a lot of supporters here.
I see mostly Bernie signs & stickers though
>>69192756
You know how it is with liberals: Barney and everyone else is fine, but mention the Don just once......
>>69192140
California is Trump/Sanders territory, said this some threads ago.
>>69192616
I-...I missed a joke? And I still don't get it?
Only one thing to do.
>>69192893
I live here and I agree.
There are a lot of closet Hillary supporters though so I think she may take it from him. I've even seen some Hillary stickers.
But I think Trump will win the state on the GOP side.
>>69193102
thank you
new thread needed
>New Trump General someone else made.
>>69191759
>>69192921
The two things that democrats agree on cancel each other out, which is the story of a leftist life. Constant contradiction and double standards.
