American desu if w-we applied to become the 51st state would you accept us?
>>69173457
Fuck off. We're full.
too white/10
>>69173457
If you got rid of the boat people sure.
>>69173457
sure
you're better than canucks
>>69173457
nobody likes australia and your accent is literally the worst in the world
Texas is already the Australia of the US
You guys would probably be a few states
>>69173457
You'd have to move that continent closer to us and bring new zealand with you
>28 hour flight can suck my balls
I have always wondered how the average abo and the average nigger would interact.
>>69173656
Yeah, you'd get split into an even number so we can have red and blue states
>>69173457
I would
but I'd probably want you to stay your own country, just make it easier for me to immigrate there.
If you came into the States you'd just get filled with beans anyway
Absolutely not
>>69173457
Only Queensland
>>69173522
>only want to join U.S. if Trump wins
>if Trump wins he will cut us off and leave us for the Chineae
Such Is Life.
>>69173618
George W. Bush kept saying that.
Except you got guns and energy.
We have energy too but apparently OMG NUCLEAR is the devil...
>>69173656
Keep the states as they are. We'd only have one blue anyway.
>>69173457
fuck off
>>69173457
No, you don't have any guns.
>>69173457
It would be nice to expand our precious metal reserve. You would have to stop gun ban as well. It could work. Fix that accent first though. I'd rather rip off my own ears than listen to one of you speak """""english""""".
Aussies are practically honorary Americans already imo
>>69173457
Get in line, faggot.
>usa accept australia
>ruins america ping
>no one can use internet anymore
It should be admitted as a state just so we could liberate your cuck nation from its commie gun laws.
Australians are just island Americans
prove me wrong
>>69173457
that would be fucking awesome. We would be great for each other.
>>69174408
>implying you guys want to be a state in anyway whatsoever
>>69173457
If you kill all your feminists, environmentalists, and vegans we can make a deal.
>>69173457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA
>>69174408
>Puerto Rico
>having the chance of becoming a U.S state
top kek
>>69173457
>2016
>not wanting to take over the world
Hitler/Napoleon/Alexander/Gengis Khan
would be disgusted.
>>69173457
>>69174761
>correction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brTeI8X-SoQ
>>69174408
You would have to pay taxes.
>>69174434
What?
>>69174473
You're not wrong. Every Australian I've met has been an American with a humorous impression of a british accent.
I would say yes, until 1996 when you went full cuck and gave up your arms. So no, you are worthless. Fuck off!
>>69174606
they passed a referendum. congrease just doesnt want to add the blue territory and harm republican power base.
>>69174193
No. Some of your states have really small populations. NSW, Victoria, and Queensland could all be their own states but South Australia and Western Australia would need merge into one state and Tasmania given to Victoria. We'd probably also want for the Northern Territory to be split up and given to adjacent states or just merged in with Western and Southern.
>>69173457
WE'RE FULL
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>>69173457
I would be cool with it
>>69173457
What do you have to offer. Quality females?
>>69175421
WA & SA's populations are fine for states, there are many US states in the 1.5M-2.5M range
Tasmania would probably have to join Victoria unless you want another Wyoming but they wouldn't be happy about it
If we ever joined the US the population would balloon from the influx of immigrants
>>69173457
>No guns
>Abos
>Weird ass Daylight savings time
>Drive on wrong side of road
Why would we want that.
>>69173457
The way your laws are you might be California 2.0. Especially considering your cities.
No. Anybody who asks to be a state is a bitch boy. Especially when it's more likely we'd get there than CHYNA by drilling a hole through the center of the Earth. We don't need don't need all fucking weird time zones and the wrong month.
Make Australia Great Instead, you goomba.
>>69174408
Pay denbts
Fuck no. Your faggot government killed crocodile dundee. Whatever good you once were is long dead.
>>69173457
Your government would never let it happen, as much as I'm sure the US would be ecstatic about having a new permanent military installation in Asia.
>>69177501
We just built a huge Naval Station in Perth, they're effectively a US protectorate anyway.
>>69173457
Yes. Americans love Aussies.
STFU cucked aussie we should team up with new zealand and the other polys to conquer south east asia like giants
>>69177837
Speak for yourself. Aussies can fuck right off in my book.
>Shitty gun laws
>Hot as hell
>Accent nearly as bad as Boston
>>69178142
I'm afraid that's just not the role yall have to play...
>>69173457
off yourself you faggot cunt
>>69173457
there are like 57 states m8
>>69173457
Yes. It would serve a good base of operations for th eventual conflict with China, something that would be beneficial towards both states.
>>69173457
We'd love to if you go through the proper channels to statehood. You would need to dissolve your governments and accept a lot of our laws before we even consider it
>>69173457
how is it the hottest place on earth when its literally right next to Antarctica
>>69178459
Even the Australian weather shitposts.
>>69178459
How is London the Sand Nigger capital of Europe, if it is further away from the middle east than the rest of Europe?
We dont need another great emu war
>>69178798
>>69173457
Yeah why not, you have to holocaust your abos first though and after 100 years of us reprimanding you we can accept you with open arms.
>>69173457
New flag, when?
>>69173457
absolutely
no other country would have higher priority to become part of the US if willing
>>69173457
Yea we'll take you in and get rid of every fuckin' state that doesn't vote Trump.
i think australia is allready a part of america if you think about it culturally like what would happen if american and english culture was truly at stake? that is australian culture predominately.. we would fight just as it was invaders on our own soil...
>>69180550
looks great strayabro
>>69173457
Australians I've met are pretty cool, very thin veil hiding the power level though
>>69181391
They should really have better manners.
what are we going to do? all put on akubra hats and flano's n move to the desert to farm cattle for our chinese masters?
>>69181272
These maps are the reason I fucking hate Americans nothing but pure ignorance and degeneracy.
Rope yourself you filthy traitor
>>69181725
shut the fuck up europoor shit
america has money
straya has HDI
youve got nothing but socialism
Only if you put your savages on reserves.
>>69174473
You're as wrong as the Australian I just shot for trying to convince me to give up my guns
>>69182027
American education everybody
Can't wait till Hillary wins desu
>>69181725
>Failed Empire
Cry more faggot enjoy sharia law
Remove lo mein
>>69173457
AS A CITIZEN OF FLORIDA I WOULD BE PROUD TO COUNT YOU AMONGST OUR BRETHREN.
We could annex you and have the Conch Republic Again
>>69182232
Don't you fucking put that on us!
>>69182233
I'd rather be 4% Muslim and 88% white than 62% shitskin
A wall isn't going to save you arrogant fat uncultured pricks
>>69182232
you do realise the UK education system barely beats out the american one and is blown away by strayan education
when we annex them we can have their immigration policies and education system and they can have our constitution
>>69182537
Ok ahmed enjoy sharia law
>>69173457
get rid of the maoris, chinks, and lebbos and you're in
>>69182703
>when we blah blah blah
You aren't going to do anything mr.I get my arse kicked by a bunch of poor communist gooks in vietnam
>>69181272
Where's New Zealand?
>>69182537
>uncultured pricks
>lets muslims rape young girls to respect their culture
I'd rather no culture than muslim culture.
>>69183091
just noticed it was missing
the fuck
>>69173585
That day America figure out that they had doomed the world as a 1000 ft tidal wave swept across the world clearing it of everything and anything.
>>69182732
OKUY AHMED BLUH HUR WAT BE FACTS HUH?
62% White
Juanito Gonzales
>>69173457
If you help cover the cost of remaking the flag with 51 stars we will let you in.
You can keep your flag as your state flag and fly it next to the American flag at government buildings.
>>69183108
Leave your little red neck shit hole then you'll understand the meaning of culture
>>69173457
Probably not.
And you'd be better off for it.
>>69182865
What the hell is that?
>>69180550
when you finally win a war against emus
>>69183444
if you dont respect your superiors you cannot be respected by them cunt
>>69183662
Exactly which is why we don't respect you.
>>69173600
>said no English 'woman' ever
>>69173523
This. American clay is only shared with spics and niggers. You should stay far away if you know whats good for you.
>>69183775
>lower HDI than US
>lower economy than US
>socialist
>absolute failures in war
>superior
keep telling yourself that
you're not even part of a continent
>>69173457
yeah sure, we'd finally have a 70% white population again
>>69173457
Australia is a failed economy and a deluded drunken populace. You fucktards fucked up one of the greatest mining booms in history, and now you have $500 billion in debt.
Enjoy it debt slaves!
>>69173787
I wonder if NSW would be red or blue. Libs are pretty strong her but Inner city Sydney is pretty left.
I only know one aussie and he gives me a beer every time I see him. So yes if all you cunts are like that.
>>69183962
if the greatest country on the face of the planet can have trillions in debt then thats fine
>>69173849
You want Queensland the place not the people.
>>69173457
I'd let you in brah
>>69182037
Greentext pls
I'd take the ozzies over the limeys any day of the week.
I love those cheeky cunts
>>69173457
FUCK THAT.
currently enjoying the healthcare and the no getting shot.
Looking a little big for a fisheye lens "globe" earth
>>69183005
>Vietnam fought for communism
>it now has American corporations running in it
Yeah, that's obviously a loss
>>69184275
>no guns
no wonder you lost a war against flightless birds
>>69173457
If it were up to me, I would. I like you faggots. Could we ship the abos to New Zealand before opening the borders, though? I don't want them freely coming over here.
>>69183005
>arse kicked by a bunch of poor communist gooks in vietnam
we lost vietnam like we lost the battle of 1812
all those wars stood for was an example of just how bad youll get fucked if you fuck with america
>>69173541
Who said we wanted you
>>69183525
UKUSA intelligence alliance.
>mfw the angloshpere teams up to spy on everyone else.
>>69181272
>>69183091
Feelsbadman
>>69178459
The urban areas of Australia don't get *that* hot, It's just that they don't get cold either and that's because the Pacific Ocean absorbs all the cold air that gets pushed out of Antartica
Australia is also closer to the equator than you think
The most southern part of mainland Australia (where Melbourne is) is at the 37.5 Latitude, South, the 37th Parallel north for reference runs at the southern Borders of Virginia, Kentucky, Missouri, Kansas and Colorado so 98% of Australians live in a latitude comparable to the South and then the inbreds that live in Tasmania live in Iowa
>>69182537
>m-muh culture
Shut your faggot mouth or I'll start dumping my whole britcuck folder.
>>69183928
>HDI
Wow mate we're 6 points behind? Clap clap but guess what Ameriburger every year where rising and you just keep falling down the ladder.
>lower economy than US
Wut yew means to tell me a country that has almost Tuple the amount of people has a higher gdp than anuver? wow
>Socialist
How? I guess you must be a socialist country cus of obama care
KEEP UR GUBBERMANT HANDS OOF MUH MEDICADE
>absolute failures in war
Yeah why do you keep asking us to go to war with you then? Face it you fucking nonce the whole world hates your degenerate "country"
>>69173457
I dunno man, your government is awful even by our standards.
>>69183605
Don't trigger me.
>>69184430
go ahead and stay up there. you guys are the one place on this planet we don't even want oil from.
>>69184558
looks like bretty good weather familia
>>69184558
>Hobart
Does anyone actually fucking live on Tasmania? It seems like a pleasant climate and from pictures it's pretty, but I get the idea it's inhabited by inbred ass rapists.
At least all the mass shootings in the USA occur in gun free zones so nobody gets hurt
>>69184792
It's got a population of 550,000 and is sort of like West Virginia except they vote for retarded Green politicians
>>69173457
Fuck you bring your own land and would probably dilute our liberal bulls hit a bit. I would take you if you weren't so far away.
>>69183983
Every Australian state would be blue. You fags would just drive us further to the left like the border hoppers do.
Fuck off we're full.
>>69184558
>weather similar to the south
Explains why southerners like aussies so much.
For real though, I love aussie accent and bantz. Honorary confederate IMO.
>>69184792
Hobart is pretty chill, bit boring but nice place tbqh famila.
Rather live here than in the Socialist Republic of Melbourne
>>69184845
The gun free zone signs are very protective of our children, kek.
>>69184956
>is sort of like West Virginia
its full of meth and sister fuckers?
>>69184437
You aren't part of the Anglosphere.
>>69184408
Yeah the only reason you won is because France and Spain
U GET FUKED IF U FUK WID ME ESSAY OOGA BOOOGA
>>69184335
>Yay we die for jews
Wow I'm sure that benefits the American population a lot
>>69184661
GDP per capita is lower in UK than US you dunce, literally every US state has a better economy than the UK in this respect, even Mississippi the fucking worst of us. Try spending some money on your military and maybe we can spend some more on our healthcare.
>>69185039
>>69184845
>>69184661
the world is ruled by my "degenerate" master country world super power
>6 points lmao
not to mention your island is about to crash
>3xmor people das why more money
yeah and way more than 3x as much money
>obamacare
is being repealed within a year
>why u ask us for help den lamo
because we have a defensive pact
because it saves us money
and because we're basically doing the work youre too pussy to do for you
but were gonna leave you to clean up your own mess
>lel u suck at war ameriga
im just gonna
leave this here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
HAHAHAHA
>>69183662
>a downie minda was in command of british warships
>>69183243
I can't wait.
>>69184152
What would you give them? A bunch of brown people and macdonalds here and there? I'm sure they really want you to annex them America I'm really sure.
>>69185110
And only white people, yes
>>69185153
>>69185153
>spain n shiet lmao
we won because we kicked your ass at every stop
>you aurnt anglosphere
no we lead the angloshpere
>>69185324
>>69185276
plenty of downies commanded the royal navy
>>69185153
you're right it's more like America and it's lapdogs get together to spy on everyone else.
>>69173530
Abbott fixed that. Let us in now.
Want 2A.
>>69185324
FREEDUMBS, silly britcuck
Post yfw the 51st state will be a large underground cavern under the land know as Canada.
>>69185518
How many of you would buy AR-15's right when they are available?
>>69185669
>>69185601
BEING FREE IS SO DUMB AMIRITE ID RATHER BE A SLAVE
i think the free-dumb meme is the worst meme
>>69185153
>Yeah the only reason you won is because France and Spain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans
Don't mind me, just reminding you of this terrible defeat.
>The main attack began under darkness and a heavy fog, but as the British neared the main enemy line the fog lifted, exposing them to withering artillery fire. Lt-Col. Thomas Mullins, the British commander of the 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot, had forgotten the ladders and fascines needed to cross the eight foot deep and fifteen foot wide canal
>Battle in swamp
>Forget ladders to cross the creek
And thats not all!
>Attempt to dig canal
>Canal collapses due to mud
>British can't account for mud.
>>69185750
If Australia became a state they would be able to travel to the mainland and finally be able to experience a white Christmas.
Christmas in summer is absolute heresy.
>>69184661
>being this triggered
must be tough to live in bongistan
>>69185845
But then we would have 56 states.
We would need 4 more to have a nice even number of 60.
>>69185893
>>69185990
>>69185224
>, literally every US state has a better economy than the UK in this respect, even Mississippi
American education everybody
>Mississippi GDP=88.55 billion USD
>UK GDP=3.087 trillion USD
Grow up (Hold old are you anyway? 200 years? hahaha) you fucking retarded American cunt
>>69185460
Do you seriously think that you would've won if Spain and France didn't attack us in Gibraltar? Haha I guess you Americans don't get taught anything in school nowadays so I can't really blame you.
You lead the Anglosphere? Hahaha you don't even know what it means to be Anglo you retarded fuck
>>69185601
national defense authorization act.
>>69185542
You're proud of that? Clap clap this is American freedom everyone
>>69186074
Yes. Ausfags are based. More based than most of the shithole midwest US states anyways.
>>69185801
s-s-senpai do you really mean it?
>>69186148
>>69186148
>.22
>lethal
holy shit my sides
>>69186226
only if you kill all the abos
>mfw we take all of the UK's former colonies and make them our states
>>69184430
ITS CURRENT_YEAR
>>69173457
>implying every country in the world except for Iran and Norks isn't an american colony in some way
The fact that you aren't officially one doesn't mean you aren't USA clay.
>>69186271
>>69173457
As long as you didn't bring abos.
>>69186074
>Extreme free speech group
k
>>69186422
>>69186380
K E K
E
K
>>69186468
Kek, penal colony. No.
>>69186525
>>69173457
>wanting niggers and spics to have free roam in your land
>wanting to spread your antigun shit to us
You already have it bad with abos, you don't need our shit and we don't need your retarded gun laws (aka the people who support them).
>>69186074
AND AMERICA GREW EVEN GREATER THAT DAY
>>69186566
>>69173457
>American desu if w-we applied to become the 51st state would you accept us?
>implying Trump isn't going to unite the Anglosphere by force & we're going to dominate the world once again
>>69186618
>>69183880
Indeed when I go on periscope, in the US it's ALWAYS NIGGERS. You actually see white people on the Australian ones.
>>69186665
>>69174408
You guys are bros too. Hope you get statehood soon.
Also, dat mofongo…
>>69186116
Akmed, i know the mandatory rape you experience from your elders is directly responsible for the loads of shit dripping out of your asshole, but that doesn't mean you need to fling that shit all over our image board.
>>69185784
Battles of Lexington and Concord
Battle of Rhode Island
Battle of Brandywine
The Battle of the Clouds
Do you really want me to carry on burger boy?
>>69186322
Yeah take Africa,India and the Americas
People there look just like you anyway
>>69186716
>>69186665
Fucking awesome collection senpai
>>69186226
Shhhhh
No more words now, just come.
>>69186776
>>69186756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
maybe the most pathetic military defeat in history
and its yours
>>69186851
>>69186756
why get so worked up m8. he's just pulling your leg. we don't all think like him.
>>69186916
>>69186116
>Grow up (How old are you anyway? 200 years? hahaha) you fucking retarded American cunt
How about you use your education to read an article once in awhile Achmed?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2014/08/25/britain-is-poorer-than-any-us-state-yes-even-mississippi/#2528fdef3fab
>wouldvotetomake51ststate
Fuck, even if I hated you I would do it just to piss off Alaska
But I actually love Straya as you are our best and only anglo ally
You are so much like my home state(Florida) that hating you would be like hating my own people.
Gunna send all the abbos to Mexico as punishment for shit talking our wall and then make bogans great again
>>69186322
>Taking India or Cucknadia
Not even in your dreams
>>69186951
>>69182537
>can't even handle statistics properly
>culture
Britcucks are true scum
>>69173457
>American desu if w-we applied to become the 51st state would you accept us?
If you got oil, you're in.
>>69186985
>>69186116
>you didnt account for population!
>doesnt do it with mississippi
>BRITISH EDUCATION
SMELLY
DUMB
BRITISH
SCUM
>>69187035
>>69187070
>>69173457
Sure
>>69176097
They sure do
>>69186468
>>69186422
>>69186271
>>69186148
>>69186074
>>69185990
>>69185893
>>69185845
>>69185786
>>69185750
>>69185669
>>69185518
>>69186525
>>69186566
>>69186618
>>69186665
>>69186716
>>69186776
>>69186851
>>69186916
>>69186951
>>69186985
>>69187035
>>69187070
>>69187112
kek, Britcuckistanis eternally BTFO
>>69186886
Worse than Kasserine Pass?
>>69187112
>>69187186
>>69186665
why put this at an atm? people don't hide undeclared income in a bank.
>>69184430
>Who said we wanted you
Who said we needed your consent, vassal?
The plan is encourage all the undesirables up in your frozen wastelands to die.
>Cucknada is New Guantanamo
>>69187247
>>69177501
We've almost got Cam Ranh back, and we could always go back to the Philippines again
>>69186116
In case you're too scared to use my link, I'll greentext the part you should know.
>Fraser Nelson, over at the Spectator, has a little post about how the UK, Britain (the native home for both of us), is actually poorer than all but one of the US States. Tucking in right behind Alabama and just above Mississippi. Despite the fact that he once fired me from the employ of that fine magazine he’s a nice guy so I’ll point out that he’s largely correct but falls over in one final detail. For Britain is actually poorer than all US States, all of them bar none.
>Mississippi’s properly PPP adjusted GDP per capita is $40,400 or so: well above the UK’s $36,200.
>>69187293
>>69173457
Nah. We have better healthcare and education.
Don't want to become a third world country.
>>69173457
Send all prisoners to Australia.
No return allowed.
>>69187341
>>69173457
Def. Aussie shitposters are my favorite. Also got a soft spot for bogans. You have to take some niggers tho
>>69173457
come on in m8... every aussie I have met visiting the states has been really nice.
>>69187421
>>69187185
do the french count as soldiers?
12,000 of those 25,000 men were just french
>desertion and prisoners
thats what the french do
>>69187491
>>69187549
>>69186933
Yes you are all Americans are arrogant,loud and huur look at me om american types.
>>69186952
Fuck off I've already proved that we aren't you stupid cunt
>>69187068
Mississippi GDP per capita is $28,741 and Britains is $41,787.47
Thanks for proving my point anyway.
>>69186756
>Lexington, Concord, RI, Brandywine
>North, acessable via land from canada
Hmm, it's almost as if the nation with the bigger military has an easier time conducting land invasions!
Also, all of those battles were part of the Revolutionary war. Note that it isn't called a civil war, because the revolutionaries won.
To top it off, in Britain's great asspain of losing its prime colonies in north america, it decided to start impeding on America's trade with France and causes another war, try another invasion, and lose AGAIN.
>>69187172
Jesus christ, 1984 really was an instruction manual.
Why? Why the fuck would we even want to do that? Fuck off out of my country and go to America if you wanna suck their dick so bad.
>>69187626
>>69187626
Yes and labour hasn't won since around 2006 about the same time Obama your first black president won (twice?)
>>69173457
Fuck off Melcuck. Australia is better than America.
>>69187777
>>69187837
Lock your doors and you wont have any problems citizen
>>69186960
>Florida
I'm beginning to think the south really loves australia. We can even teach them how to deal with their negros properly.
>>69174640
>feminists, environmentalists, and vegans
>Implying that's not the US's problem
You cunts should be begging us for Australian statehood. If Trump wins you'd merely be rising to the level Australia is on already.
>>69187664
>I've already proved that we aren't you stupid cunt
Suuuure you have. Just totally ignore British economists and business journalists who know the truth, you guys aren't better off even when you take into account population. This isn't unexpected, you don't have a good economy, most of Europe doesn't. You're better than most, you're just not the best. Don't get too down over it.
>>69173457
might as well because if not for us in WWII - you'd have been invaded by the Imperial Forces of Japan. And more than likely speaking Japanese today.
>>69187837
This seems illegal
>>69186074
dat freedom tho
bongs on state mandated euthenasia watch.
>>69187954
yes lock your doors so the police don't break in
>>69187252
>why
Honestly after reading all the stuff about the TV licenses and cutlery regulations, it seems to be a British thing.
So why? Because UK.
>>69188155
Yeah lets ignore stats and listen to what some random kike says I'm sure that will work out just fine
>>69173457
Become less liberal and cut it up into like 5 States and maybe.
>>69173736
>I have always wondered how the average abo and the average nigger would interact
That could be its own reality show
>>69187323
>2nd poorest
>Not Louisiana
Damn, when did that change? I've always thought we were constantly fighting MS for the bottom of the list.
Absolutely
>>69188640
Australia doesn't even like you.
>>69188294
that makes sense. need to let the non criminals know they are being watched too
