Why are parents so shit at parenting these days?
Watership down is a classic, they made us watch it in grade 3 lol..
>>69154459
I let my kids watch this. I couldn't see the problem.
Just watch that today on hulu great movie.
Dumb fucks will be complaining about Bambi next or how that fucking witch in the Hunchback of Notre Dame "sets unrealistic body expectations for young girls"
Holy fuck parents literally ruin everything for everyone else, including their kids
>>69154459
Then turn off the TV you fucking degenerate lazy fucking cunts.
>>69155228
roll for this gentleman's suggestion
>>69154459
The Mail had a story today about banning bouncy castles because a girl was killed in a freak accident caused by a storm system which when she bounced sucked her up into the air to 500ft and then she fell to her death.
>>69154459
Watership down is traumatising kids but adverts for sex box on channel 4 at 8pm aren't?
>>69154459
Tbf that shit is not a kid-appropriate movie.
>>69156889
Was shown in class at schools across the nation growing up. Today I think they probably replaced it with "my life in pink"
Fuck you pussies that would even ban Bambi.
>>69154459
I read that book as a kid
8/10 would read it to my kids and let them watch it.
Parents today are faggots.
>>69154459
People just love being outraged and complaining about things.
>hurrrr this TRAUMATIZED me as a child!
At some point, fags started taking this stupid hyperbole seriously.
Watership Down wouldn't even make a top 10 list of media that scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>69154459
I have not seen that movie, but I read today that liberals are pissed at Thomas the tank engine because it teaches good values.
http://www.friatider.se/vanstern-rasar-mot-populart-barnprogram
>>69155538
>>69154459
I missed this as a kid but read the book recently.
Fantastic introduction to realpolitik and the importance of cultural myth and tradition.
/pol/ approved children novel.
>>69158054
Seems I have to watch the movie then.
>>69156889
Only if you're weak. In a lot of these cases, the parents are the ones flipping out anyways. If the kid gets scared of it, then more often than not he'll get over it.
>>69157943
How the hell can someone even get mad at Thomas? I never even thought it was possible
>Accused of sexism
>Entire show is about trains performing different jobs
I didn't see any of these "outraged parents" when kids were being spitroasted in Rotherham.
>>69158741
It's leftist fucks. They never make any sense.
>>69157854
Forgot about this completely desu
Thak you for reminding me
>i want the telly to do me parentin for me innit
Lazy scum.
>>69154459
Ow. This one hurt. Watership down is one of those movies I'm emotionally attached to due to my childhood and I remember watching it during the daytime on channel 5 and being so happy that things hadn't gotten so bad that it could still be aired uncut.
I've stopped watching telly anyways so fuck it. I'm just so fucking angry and sad. I haven't slept in two days though.
>Channel 5
Literally nobody watches this
>>69154459
>Why are parents so shit at parenting these days?
Because most parents are niggers and spics these days.
The problem with our culture is that we dont let natural selection run its course. If we did then the blacks and mexican cucks woudnt be sucking up our jobs
>>69154459
>a cartoon traumatised my kid ban it now!
>but mutilating his genitals doesn't!
don't you guys pay for tv license or some shit, and aren't you taxed during the purchase of a tv, which was taxed by the re-seller which was (taxed) by trade tariffs and imports fees and don't you pay for cable anyways
rabbits dying on my picture box? no fuckin way now, some bloke's going to (pay).
>>69154459
Loved this as a kid
Kids are pussies these days fucking hell
Watership Down is a rite of passage: you watch, you get traumatized, you man up. Fuck any parents that want to mollycoddle their spawn till they're 30.
the only reason kids are so unstable nowdays is that they are aloud to touch themselves without consequence
>>69157854
Based creepy-artist. They replaced the artwork with gay shit I've heard.
>>69154459
>mfw watching Plague Dogs
>>69157854
Reminder that even Scary Stories was pussified for faggy little Aiden and Skylen
>>69157943
What kind of entry level hipster shit is this
>>69156889
it should be mandatory viewing for kids. >>69158054 is only scratching the surface
They should've aired grave of the fireflies.
Hmm...
>>69154459
To be fair it should be a PG instead of a U
Isnt there animated blood?
>>69160795
Oh shit, I had that memory repressed. Now it's all coming back to me.
What's up with cartoons and chemical attacks? Creepiest things on Earth.
https://youtu.be/5LNHYz89sNc
https://youtu.be/x7lJV8IX1ig
https://youtu.be/nNBadjq-nXk
>>69154459
>meanwhile every kid with a smartphone watches dozens of hours of minecraft everyweek on youtube which has rape jokes every 10 seconds
>>69154459
mate its like taking someone used to football and having them watch actual gladiators fight to the death
these types of cartoons are sadly lost to youth today
>>69156223
She could jump good
>>69154459
>"kids shows"
>banal trash that encourages promiscuity and consumerism
>perfectly acceptable
>Something with substance gets put on the air for children
>forces children to confront some slightly unpleasant truths
>may upset them
>parents have a meltdown
holy shit this world is fucked
>>69154459
Lol.
>>69161480
I know people always say "hurr that traumatized me as a kid when spooky cartoon man came out xD!"
But I watched this video premeir on MTV when I was around 7 and it really did freak me out to the point where I felt almost sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>>69156223
Sounds like she didn't fly so good
>>69161058
I remember looking through one of the books a couple years ago and I thought the actual stories were mediocre. The art was really the only thing that set it apart.
There's no point even publishing new versions. Without that artwork, it's totally worthless.
>>69160472
Robin, er det du som poster alle Thomas-bildene? Nnnnnnnnnnn
>>69156223
High jump champion right there
>>69154459
It's supposed to hurt to watch. You're supposed to watch it when you're too young.
You value it more then, and it makes you question all the happy go lucky shit kids normally watch. That's life, and that's growing up.
There are more emotions that are valuable than blandly entertained.
![Animals-of-Farthing-Wood-animals-of-farthing-wood-3823703-1280-960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AnW6gQo.jpg "Animals-of-Farthing-Wood-animals-of-farthing-wood-3823703-1280-960[1]")
>>69154459
Who farthing wood here?
>>69154459
Watership Down is a modern literary classic and parents are like, "my precious snowflake was traumatized
Jesus Christ!
>>69156223
That sounds like a pretty rad way to die tbf
>>69162141
mein neger
>>69162030
Du har vært for lenge i gokk, Robin. Litt klassisk niggring er på sin plass snart.
>>69154459
Did someone seriously air fucking Watership Down on Easter.
Fucking props.
>>69157854
That shit right there creeped me the fuck out when I first saw it.
>that epic slow mo bit where the general and dog are lunging at each other
Also this scene still makes me tear up like a bitch.
>>69162141
This was fucking great. The Norwegian dub was in based nynorsk, too, one of few dubs I remember liking.
>>69154459
These are exactly the kinds of kids who grew up to be Carl and AIDS Skrillex
>>69162141
I love anything set in the English countryside with animals. It's always so comfy. Watership down, plague dogs, the animals of Farthing Wood, the Wind in the Willows, Peter Rabbit, pretty much anything.
>>69157854
>>69154459
This is what happens when you let early Gen Y and late Gen X have children.
>>69154459
I got raised by TV.
Current kids get raised by tablet.
Tablet is worse becasue at least TV can be informative.
>>69162141
man I remember growing up in belgium watching this show.
I still watch it now and then.
>>69154459
Saw the snowblower scene from OHMSS when I was a little kid during afternoon television.
Wasn't cut out because muh feels.
Felt a bit sick at the time but now as an adult don't have a fear of gore in films.
>>69162141
muh fucking nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPz1Zy98bJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCuUnTJgD9M
It was the Crack Fox that changed me forever.
>>69162141
I wanted that weasel to die tho.
>>69154459
the jew midia portrays parents as mongols,stupid idiots that dont need any kind of respect.
thats why kids grown and think that they should not be parents at all.
and leave the gov to teach their kids.
>>69162141
fuck yes, that show was amazing. those slow ass hedgehogs deserved getting squished into a pulp, this shit needs to get taught to kids.
>>69161399
>children's entertainment in britbongistan
>>69162544
Do you remember one that was environmental themed, with all the woodland animals pitted against this black haired guy who just wanted to build roads everywhere? That was always on at the same time as that other stuff but I've never been able to remember the name of it.
>>69154459
Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH was better imo.
>>69156223
>calling it bouncy castle
>not floaty fort
>not jungle gym
>>69162805
https://youtu.be/2pypyDDPmIQ
>>69162214
I'm picturing this 5 year old girl all stoic-faced as she rides her bouncy castle to oblivion saying like "this is a good death" or some shit.
>>69154459
These aren't parents, they're just overgrown kids that that managed to have children.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/27/us/pez-candy-easter-egg-hunt/
>>69162941
Animals of Farthing Wood? see >>69162141
>>69162941
No I can't recall anything like that sorry. Perhaps it never played over here.
>>69157854
I was having panic attacks at night reading this shit by myself as a kid
>>69163063
[spoiler]brincabrincas[/spoiler]
>>69163115
Nah the animals were all weird colours. Thesquirrel was blue.
>>69163063
>floaty fort
a bit too literal in this case, don't you think?
>>69163092
degeneration, this is what kills civilisations
>>69163184
No bother, just wanted to check since you seemed like a connoisseur of woodland shows.
>>69154459
It's always childless liberals that fuel the outrage the most.
>>69155538
Same here. we watched lots of what would be considered adult entertainment from 1st -3rd grade. the crazy thing is these kids are watching women fuck dogs and ISIS beheadings on their phones but mom and dad are worried about classic stories with a message being shown on tv
>>69162941
once upon a forest?
>>69157854
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>69154459
They learned parenting skills from their parents
>>69154459
>Life is now about avoiding difficult emotions
I want off this ride
Anyone?
>>69154459
What an embarassment. I watched Robocop and the Terminator. It was scary as shit but It was character building.
>>69163305
How did Felidae not kill off German civilisation? I thought Watership Down was bad... this was like the fucked up Evangelion of classic kids animal films.
>>69163725
I'd never heard of pomegranates until this cartoon.
This thread makes me want to play Yume Nikki
>>69157854
yeah- we watched Alien and Altered States to get freaked out. bambi and the land before time were just tear herder stuff to make you sad and love your mom
>>69163572
Nope :(
>>69161399
RULES OF NATURE
>>69161480
2nd one is a pretty good analogy. The men of the west died in the wars. Only cowardly mice remain.
>>69163086
Brings a tear to my eye. See you in Valhalla, kid.
>>69154459
>airing Watership Down on Easter Sunday
Haha, that's great. Why the fuck are your kids watching a movie you don't know what it's about? It's like these dumbass parents took their kids to Watchmen thinking "oh, it's a superhero movie, is good for kids".
>>69163742
Felidae fucked me up good. I remember watching it 2 times - at 6 and at 9. Solid trauma both times.
>WHY DOESNT MY CHILD THINK THE WORLD IS A PERFECT FAIRY TALE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69155996
>Dumb fucks will be complaining about Bambi next or how that fucking witch in the Hunchback of Notre Dame "sets unrealistic body expectations for young girls"
I'd be surprised if someone hasn't already done this.
>>69163701
so much this
Even Disney has devolved so much.
The Lion King
>father is murdered
>blamed for the murder, exiled
>raised in the wild, learns to cope with his existence and find happiness
>ultimately has to do what is right by facing reality and ending his happy go lucky lifestyle
>takes on responsibility, but is a proud and developed man from it all
Frozen
>teehee farts and love!
>don't bottle up your feminine emotional energy girls! Become a literal ICE QUEEN!
>uh oh watch out, men can't be trusted!
>happy ending where everyone accepts the Ice Queen and all of her obvious emotional flaws without her ever having to grow at all!
>Watership Down
Never even heard of it.
Is this a Euro thing?
>>69161399
All I see is loss
>>69157943
mYDiCK**
I hope you aren't black. although it would have probably been mUHDiCK instead
>>69164190
I was over 20 when I watched it and was still traumstised, can't even imagine what that does to you at 6. Does this explain why Germans are a little crazy sometimes?
>>69154459
Better replace it with televised readings of the Holy Quaran, right Nigel?
>>69164343
It's a book you cretin.
>>69163581
I love it
>>69154459
Even though I cried when I watched this as a kid, its a good memory for me.
Parents these days are fucking retarded.
>>69163742
>mfw the cats start getting it on
>>69161480
Courage the cowardly dog tbqh
>>69164373
god damn it
what has the internet done to us?
>>69164327
At least the princesses are still thin and sexually objectified.
>>69154459
All this shit going on these days, making people infantile and weak. It's so humans put up almost no resistance to the coming of the overlords. I don't know what or who they are, but they are coming. Might be aliems, might be some kinda robot niggers, or illuminati satans.
THEY ARE COMING
RECOGNIZE WHATS HAPPENING
WE ARE BEING MADE WEAK
>>69163581
This fucking story, it was the one where she got accidentally locked in a chest in the attic right? Fuck those books, way too spooky for 7 year old me.
>>69154459
I had to watch Animal Farm in 3rd grade, I doubt they would even tell kids that it even exists today.
>>69164448
I was somewhat mentally prepared by the Grimm brothers fairy tales. Lots of beheadings and torture there.
In the original tale Cinderella's step-sisters cut off parts of their feet to make the shoe fit. And when the whole thing is exposed the step-mother is made to dance in red hot iron shoes and the sisters are quartered.
>>69164343
It was a pretty good children's book about a group of rabbits who set out on their own for a place to live, and encounter various flawed societies and stuff. Like one group of rabbits they are going to join is peaceful, but a farmer comes along occasionally and traps them to eat.
Nothing super redpilled, but at least it encouraged political thinking. Better than whatever "lol be urself" x1000 lessons kids are learning today.
>>69164691
>I don't know what or who they are
I'll give you a hint
>>69164327
decades of non-stop jewish control will do that to a company
>>69154459
Not everything with rabbits in it needs to be slapped on the stupid """Easter""" label.
Was a great book though.
General Woundwort fought the dog.
>>69164889
Walt Disney is spinning in his cryotechnic lab
>>69162141
>Badgers mind slowly ebbing away
>Foxes children dying in the territorial war
>Adder going on a revenge fuelled slaughter when her Spanish boyfriend gets strangled
That show taught me a lot about life...
>>69161399
>>69164126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5I9izys2ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Open both, mute the first.
>>69164775
God damn. I need a copy of that in English for if I ever have kids. Fairytales are supposed to be traumatic. The worst I remember is the little match girl slowly freezing to death but then her mum came as an angel and got her.
>>69164691
Well just because shit was barbaric in the past, doesn't mean it has to continue that way.
They public executions and what not...that's pretty grueling.
Times change, it's a fact. However, people need to stop getting so butthurt about
>"muh feelings"
>muh triggers
that is censorship.
The fuck is Watership Down?
Never heard of it in my life
>>69164373
god fucking dammit, thanks /v/
>those feels when bright eyes comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwWp6vnAF50
Melenials are fucking easy to trigger. I remember my friend having a panic attack after seeing some lion from teletubbies. I watched the scene on youtube to figure out what the fuck he was freaking out about and it was just some toy lion made of wood rolling about the landscape. Last timei saw him i told him to watch when the wind blows and he hasnt talked to me since.
>>69160687
_ ____ __ ____ ___ ______
>>69165148
The mom never came.
The fairy tales are censored and rewritten as fuck.
>>69165019
>That show taught me a lot about life...
That's what made a lot of the old cartoons great - they were educational, they were supposed to impart some of life's lessons.
Nowdays we have completely moral-less drivel.
>>69164767
>I had to watch Animal Farm in 3rd grade
Did you understand jack shit of what the point of it was?
I have memories of being forcefed a lot of deep and methaphoric shit during my childhood that I simply didn't understand.
I spent a while thinking I was a Jew because family never did any christian things and no one had explained what secular was supposed to be.
>>69163092
I still remember going to my local downtown at like 7 years old. Eggs were barely hidden all over the place. The event was not supposed to start until a certain time. I was waiting there with my mom.
Suddenly 2 teenagers ran by and grabbed every single egg they could.
I ended up getting nothing that day from the egg hunt.
That was the first time I started to hate minorities, as of course the kids were brown. I remember asking why they cheated, and got no decent answer from my mom.
This was in silicon valley in California. God damn Mexicans, they have to go back.
>>69165161
hey faggot
kids will not be traumatized by something liek watership down
infact
they will be made stronger by stuff like that
its material that provokes youngsters to view things in life with a bit more maturity. That things are not all rosy all the time.
this is happening all over.
WE ARE BEING MADE WEAK FOR THE OVERLORS
Is this why you never see the Land Before Time on TV anymore?
>>69164672
>>69165244
i dont get it
Well parents in western countries want their children to grow up without any type of knowledge about violence. Meanwhile in Arabic countries kids learn how to behead infidels.
No wonder why western countries are so cuck.
>>69159852
why haven't you?
>>69161399
Anime violence has nothing on Watership Down
>>69164327
>the lion king
You mean Hamlet? The sequel is Romeo and Juliet. The timone and pumba movue is a knock off of another play that's based on one of Shakespeare's plays
>>69165028
Nature is an unforgiving mistress
>>69165384
>I spent a while thinking I was a Jew because family never did any christian things
I remember thinking I was Catholic just because I lived in Ireland.
>>69165277
man that shit is deep
look at what adults watch now
fucking capeshit, completely moronic garbage
adults today can't handle stuff made for kids 45 years ago
>>69163063
Obligatory
>>69165296
How old is your friend?
>>69162141
here
>>69165451
RIP Western Civilization: killed not by the barbarians at the gates but by the traitors within.
>parenting style
>relevant to life outcomes
pick one and only one
>>69154459
What kind of faggot parents are these?
I watched this thing and saving private ryan and lots of other shit by the time I was 10.
>>69165384
At the time, not really.
Something about the abuse of power and corrupt leaders. I think the teacher want us to "fear the red menace" but this was in the early 90's. I remember that teacher showing us a lot of anti-communist shit.
>>69162617
To be honest, both can inform. But the TV gives you the information. On a tablet, you have to find the information for yourself. And for our younger generation, that's too much work.
>>69165366
What was this called again?
>>69165028
Jesus, that was too perfect. Was this a thing already that I was unaware of?
>>69165726
What is nature vs. Nurture
>>69165432
B^U
thats the only hint im giving you.
>>69165320
Hopefully someone will eventually do a rewrite where they're all twisted and terrifying again...
>>69165406
I never suggested they shouldn't watch that movie.
I agree, people are overly sensitive bitches.
>>69165726
looks like your parents raised you to be a retard.
shame.
>>69165719
"History is only the pattern of silken slippers descending the stairs to the thunder of hobnailed boots climbing upward from below."
>>69165398
Pretty sure this is exactly what made Trump start making plans for his wall, some mexican kid must have stolen his eggs too
>>69165694
21/22
>>69165766
The Moomins
>>69165853
A question that has pretty firmly been answered in favor of nature.
>>69165974
Are you fucking kidding me? I have an American friend that's afraid of bees and and mathematics. He fucking panics and if you try to calm him down he gets even more unstable.
![329A651E00000578-3510875-image-m-30_1459111716594[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tEkdyQh.jpg "329A651E00000578-3510875-image-m-30 1459111716594[1]")
>>69156223
Wind sucked the entire castle 150m into the air, scary stuff.
Can't really blame the parents for that, nobody expects a bouncy castle to just fly away.
>>69154459
For once I agree with this, this animation is just brutal for the shock factor and whatever message is trying to convey is covered under the gore.
>>69157854
>69157854
That was the fucking shit at camp
>>69165398
lel
>>69162141
>>69162693
i feel it
>>69165028
Fuck thats metal i can see why it traumitized all those kids.
Mfw both videos are the same length and sync perfectly
>>69166222
The guys who set it up are in trouble for not fastening it down properly.
>>69166222
>nobody expects a bouncy castle to just fly away
Why wouldn't you?
Haven't you ever gone camping?
When the wind picks up it can pick up a tent, and a bouncy castle is just a tent with more surface area.
>>69161737
based anon!
sad thing is: it just isnt wrong (for those fucking nutjobs) to soil children with their shit as long as it advances their fucking ideology
watership down isnt made for (very) young children tho
>>69156223
I bet if there was a EU regulation about that the dailymail would complain about it
>>69166427
>Mfw both videos are the same length and sync perfectly
Rules of Nature is pre-synced with everything though
>>69160472
holy fuck grow a fucking pair of nuts faggot and get the fuck over your friendly engine being commercialized.
>>69166222
>>69156223
oh fuck this is real?
that graphic, i'm dying
>>69165308
I want to fuck that rabbit
>>69165619
I always thought that, despite being predators, seals were at least not totally overpowered in the game of life. But then I learned about the leopard seal.
They look like a miniature version of horrible dinosaurs that died out a long time ago.
>>69166180
>I have an American friend that's afraid of bees and and mathematics.
Tie him to a chair and give him increasingly complex math puzzles, say that if he fails you'll release the bees.
Make sure you wear shorts, tshirt and a motorcycle helmet while at it for that added brazilian flavour.
>>69164760
Hawt
>>69155538
Did you get your grade 10?
>>69166313
>For once I agree with this, this animation is just brutal for the shock factor and whatever message is trying to convey is covered under the gore.
Not really. The message "back up your bros, get them hoes" is still there.
>>69165308
underrated
>>69156223
That girl MUST have thought she was dreaming. One jump and she's 150ft in the air, she was definitely thinking "I'll wake up when I get to the ground" as she fell.
>>69166741
I'll just grade his test a B for brilliant
>>69156663
Rabbit cartoons are diabolical but it's ok for the BBC to push pornography as a career option for children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPwCHYfHME
Newsbeat (children's news programme) that had this up on their site for years before removing it
>>69165903
what
>>69165432
just be glad you are ignorant, once you know, you will see it everywhere
>>69156223
OH GOD IT'S REAL
>>69166812
wait wait wait hold up..
Watership down is about a bunch of migrant males who don't have any ladies of their own so they take them from nearby "nazis"...
IS WATERSHIP DOWN EUROKEK PROPAGANDA?
>>69165384
It's meant to instill a skepticism about utopianists and populists who every single time abide by the pigs - all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
Grew up in Northern Virginia, affluent as hell suburb. This wasn't some tough love place, yet I remember distinctly reading Harrison Bergeron. If you haven't read that? http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
>THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.
Enjoy it. Jesus christ, look at the name of the Handicapper General and don't tell me what that reminds you of.
I can only imagine something like Harrison Bergeron being vilified nowadays. Hell, do they even still teach Animal farm?
>>69166716
They look evil but they're pretty bro tier:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140311-paul-nicklen-leopard-seal-photographer-viral/
>>69167370
>Outlaw deadly bouncy castles
Jesus, UK
>>69166222
>nobody expects a bouncy castle to just fly away.
They need to be anchored properly, it's not news that the can get windborne and the operators need to know their shit.
>>69167370
I guess you could say she got BTFOed
>>69154459
When my father was in 5th grade they would watch Indiana jones in the cafeteria. Even those "scary" face melting scenes
Western society has become a giant vagina
>>69167370
>ban
Everyone's favorite word in 2016
>>69167431
That greentext is pointless, people would still jump on each other because of rank in the military and the upper echelons of large companies.
>>69166793
FUCK YOU RANDY
>>69154459
Thanks OP, had a crappy day and this put a smile back on my face. I saw Watership Down without my mom knowing what the fuck it was. After watching rabbits getting ripped apart, I was a shivering 5 year old crying in the corner. It pleases me that they mind fucked an entire audience of kids on Easter.
>>69167573
>I guess you could say she got BTFOed
>That episode of Ren and Stimpy where Ren becomes a hermit, and finds a corpse with a noose around his neck.
The trip that ensues is excellent. I miss when animators were able to appeal to more than just children. Animation is a medium that doesn't get the respect it deserves.
>>69167766
Read the story. It's a dystopian parody of the communist (and nowadays, leftist/progressive) aspirations. One where equality is literally forced by technology and handicaps, where recognizing that some people are more beautiful than others or more talented at music than others can bring a swift end your way.
Is it over the top? Yeah, so are animal communists. But you can't tell me Harrison Bergeron doesn't have a relevance today
>>69154459
>children's movies
>>69167370
>One freak accident in however ,any decades of bouncy castles being used at pretty much every public event for kids in the country
>Better ban them
>>69167431
That's a good story, sounds like the dream world of tumblr.
>>69168125
Is she fingering herself, what the fuck
I loved this movie as a kid too.
>>69168405
Looks familiar what is it
>>69168405
What's wrong, don't you finger yourself at the thought of turning little boys into mice and proceeding to kill them?
>>69168389
>That's a good story, sounds like the dream world of tumblr.
What I love about shit like this is exposing how little lefties have changed since the time of the French Revolution. Every generation thinks they're the first to invent leftist ideals. And then you realize the undercurrents that permeate the last 250 years of the left.
At the end of the day, they've always been angered by the idea that you can't mold humans into whatever form you desire through brainwashing. They are totally opposed to the idea of human nature and universal psychology. This is why they hated Darwinism so much 150 years ago, and still hate it today. This is why it was banned in the USSR and millions died in an attempt to prove that nondarwinian biology could produce superior harvests. fucking lefties.
>>69164764
Yup, it's that story. The story itself wasn't spooky at all and then I got to have a look at that illustration.
Goddamn, the artwork was absolutely what made those books a thing.
>>69168125
what movie?
>>69168619
>>69169031
The Witches
>>69169651
thanks
>>69158054
The warren who turn their back on tradition and have no chief but accept the loss of few of their members to the traps as a small price to pay for their comfortable life of reciting poetry from the food the farmer leaves as bait definitely has some parallels wit the "ignore the bombings, murders and rapes, immigrants bring us economic growth" school of leftism.
>>69165229
It's a really fucked up story about some rabbits that escape from their Warren being gassed.
The help some other rabbits escape from a communist dictator Warren.
Death is in it
The meadow bleeds
General wound wort bites the throats out of other rabbits
You'll cry till you have a fucking headache too.
It's like Lord of the rings style epic self scarifier bunnies
If you saw it too young (which everyone does its a rite of passage) you'll have nightmares because of the psychedelic death scenes
Great musical score.
The book is brilliant
Liberals probably hate it because it's baby's first encounter with totalitarianism. And it's 100% pro freedom
>>69166313
Humble rabbits are subject to terrible outside forces. They survive by being adaptable.
They encounter totalitarian nutcases and end that shit hard for the benefit of all
Their leader ascends to bunny asgard
>>69154459
I had that on tape and watched it all the time.
Same with David the Gnome, The Hobbit, Return to Oz, The Mouse and his Child, and more.
Fucking pansy-ass parents these days.
>>69169984
We Cowslip's Warren now.
>>69166313
The gore is a nice redpill on real life.
>>69154459
it's a good thing those people have never seen the singing ringing tree
now that was just plain fucking terrifying
>>69160358
implying the niggers won't abandon the child
What the fuck /pol/, didn't these fuckers see the film? I bet it's fucking chavs with six kids that they shove in front of a telly and occasionally cook a frozen pizza for.
>>69163063
>not a post natal abortion chamber
>>69171188
mind you, i was a little scared of the Black Rabbit of Inle when i was a kid
>>69157854
Those books were the jam, scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>69154459
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WATERSHIP DOWN
ARE THEY GOING TO BAN REDWALL NEXT?
JESUS FUCK
>>69157854
my neighbor had this book in her bookshelf and i found it when i was like 6 and read it now that was some fucking spooky shit
>>69165148
>If i ever have kids
>ever have kids
>have kids
Your fat bloated ass would never be able to get out of your cheeto-stained chair, and even if you could your pimple-scarred neckbearded face would attract no-one.
>>69154459
Rabbits are literally rats. Source: I've killed hundreds of these pieces of shit.
>>69171678
Redweall was an awesome series of books.
>>69171678
>Protagonists using violence to defend themselves against hordes of barbarians
>Not banned
>>69167431
Harrison Bergeron and the dangers of "equality" are still being taught to kids anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDuLqK_LuY
>You can't have a nightmare, if you never dream
>fox and the hound
They just wanted to be friends.
>>69163742
there's a scene in this that is truly disturbing
>>69162558
Complete fuckups: the generation
>>69166233
that sounds terrible
>>69166233
G
GF
GG
GE
rip
>>69154459
Was Watership Down about Israel?
>>69168026
>blown the fuck outed
thanks mick
>>69156223
>>69167370
The fucking chances man, holy shit.
>>69172939
>media
>israel
lurk more
>>69163086
"This is a well-deserved fate"
Shit holy kek senpai
>British parents
No wonder you live in a nanny state. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>69164343
It's required reading in almost every 9th grade English class. Put down the bong and get your ass to school.
>>69154459
What was this cartoon film back in the day.
Was like in a medieval setting, was almost drawn the same style like Watership down and plague dogs.
Some people got decapitated killed and was pretty dark.
>>69167370
her picture makes it too real
now im sad ;_;
>>69167370
You know what they say... SUMMER always turns to FALL
>>69154459
I hate this new culture. Seriously. Please make it stop. I live in fucking Portland Oregon and I've deal with this shit my whole life.
I never thought it could get worse but now I see there is no God damn limit to this shit.
>>69173992
I know what you mean Mark, I was hoping it was a Paki
Anyone else here remember the Exile of the Lord Chancellor in Dark Crystal?
His friends and fellows surround him, then violently strip him of his clothing while he wimpers helplessly. Absolutely terrifying.
>>69174719
I meant "Lord Chamberlain."
>>69174801
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69167370
>blown to death
Hahaha!
Take me now Satan
>>69168085
Ren & Stimpy would never be made today, if only because it might cost actual money to draw.
>>69160700
>implying blueballing your kid would not make them much more of a pervert.
>>69154459
Can't be any worse than this episode.
>>69175041
Wtf is that?
>>69176448
NOOT NOOT
>>69154459
Hrududu
>>69176702
Frith on the hills!>>69176699
It looks like that episode of red dwarf where the get sucked into a programme
>>69173992
Hey mark
>>69176448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-g5_yqQyQ8
I had after watching this as a kid.
>>69177086
who the fucks that?
>>69175041
>>69176699
DADADA DA DEFEATING THE YAEGER
>>69161058
>Aiden and Skylar
Why do white women do this? White men should be named John, James, Carl, Tom, etc. Not faggy names like "Aiden"(more like Gayden) or Skylar(Skylar is a last name)
>>69177133
God I hate animation like that. Fucking uncanny and he'll is
You know what used to scare me but for other reasons? Duckula. The thought if being trapped there in their unreasoning mental world used to make me really uneasy
>>69177507
Marks dad.
>>69161737
>>banal trash that encourages consumerism
Ayyy this guys a commie! Commie! Commie! Commie!
>>69161399
Yarne no!
>>69154459
I've never seen this, I wish I would've though
>>69177507
>>69178015
oh shit there's two Marks now
>>69178590
RULES OF TERROR
>>69167433
That's pretty boss.
I wonder if we can import them to the Mediterranean and train them to eat migrants.
>>69154459
Watership Down is a fucking excellent book. It's a shame it's basically impossible to explain how good it is to people because when they ask what it's about, all you can really say is "uh... it's a book about bunnies"
>>69165028
uh why are they even fighting other rabbits? plenty of food so why.
>>69154459
The Sexual Revolution ruined strong two-parent households.
>>69154459
>mfw we grew up here watching Saint Seiya in public television, uncensored with full blood scenes in 1995
>>69166544
Terrible song to a terrible game in terms of characters, edgelord.jpg and story and gameplay.
No really, the main character have fucking HIGH HEELS.
Not only is it ugly, but you wouldnt be able to run like that, you would run worse.
to be fair, WSD is pretty brutal
>>69179577
shit taste/10
>>69179577
>tl;dr i'm a pleb
>>69179983
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>>69179983
>>69180045
neo/pol/ please go fucking weeb /v/ fags GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69179577
He's a cyborg. The heel part of his feet are so he can grab his swords with his feet if he needs to.
>>69167254
I spent half an hour searching for the reasoning and I still can't find it goddamnn you.
>>69170111
Yeah the trippy parts hit me hard as a kid. And that fucking bright eyes song...
>>69180588
search loss comic
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