Fucking Finallyyyyyyyyyyy
I'm Freeeeaeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeee (fucking spam filter) Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now that this day has finally come and my time in this Islamic shithole will soon be over, how can I register to vote and help the god emperor ascend to power? What else do I need to take care of before jumping ship here?
Oh and why not have some fun.
>Trips decides which city I move to
>Dubs decides my first gun I buy
>>69152447
Go to Ohio, its the ultimate swing state, turn it red.
>>69152447
How did you do it?
Obvious choose is AR-15, but if you're planning to snipe during the Balkaning.
Come to Madison, Wisconsin right amount of liberal & conservative mix, so plenty of allies, and plenty of targets.
>>69152447
Move to upstate NY, we need to swing the state for the Don.
>>69152447
Dont come to Maryland, thats where I live and it sucks for freedoms and guns and taxes.
Buy a Rock River LAR15. Thats what I use.
>>69152447
MISSOULA MONTANA
>>69152447
Register for a gun and conceal carry permit.
Read pic related
mosin nagant bae
>>69152559
We need people to offset the libshit transplants in Virginia
>>69152447
>any city in Texas
>any mossberg pump action shotgun
>>69152447
>move to Massachusetts
>buy a BB gun
>>69152447
solltest einen Asylanten aufschlagen, bevor du hinziehst uezs
Welcome.
Kansas City, Missouri.
AR15.
>>69152447
WELCOME FRIEND!
London
FUCK YEAH OP. WELCOME TO THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
U S A
S
A
K98
Buy a model SS uniform, scream German at people.
You can do that here, it's legal!
>>69153033
I have been thinking about moving to VA after MD passed the AWB and raised taxes.
There or PA
>>69152447
Boise, Idaho
AR-15
>>69152447
How did you get it?
Also question to the burgers: Is it easier to migrate to the US as a canadian?
>>69152447
Wew. US now getting white refugees from Europe.
Move to Texas
>>69152447
You might like Wisconsin.
>>69152447
Come to Missouri. Particularly Washington, Hermann, or any one of the surrounding towns. 98% white germans with strong cultural background (you might even hear people speaking German, we teach it at our schools). Living is cheap as hell, gun laws are lax, people are Republican, and it looks and feels a lot like what Germany used to be.
>>69152447
Sarasota, FL
Maverick 88
>>69152447
oh kek your in for a rude awakening when you realize its shit over there too
>>69152884
>he's up 50 points in NY
>"we need to swing the state"
Fuck that. Move to the mountain states/upper midwest OP. First, there are many german americans there. Second, it's all whites. Third, it's about 50% trump and 50% cruzcucks who only vote for him because they've never had to be around nonwhites. We need to shift the balance of power in these places.
Im votin for trump when i get back home to california
Billings, Montana
M16
San Fransisco
dildo gun
>>69153107
Genau.
Lass die Bombe platzen bevor du abhaust!
Wie hast Du den die Staatsangehörigkeit bekommen?
>>69152797
I don't know by what should've I been rustled more:
Decades old Italian propaganda still alive or the fact that those tanks are as un-German as it is possible.
>>69153130
This, Overland Park (Kansas Suburb) if you have money and like a nonwhite population under 15%
you can buy my condo in southern NH an hour from Boston for $85,000 usd
top floor of three floors.. central air conditioning natural gas heat..pm me
>>69152447
>>69153077
Looks like you're buying a BB gun, OP.
>>69152447
You're no better than those savaged fleeing their shithole because fighting is too difficult and running away from your problems is easier
>>69152447
If triplets
>Dallas.
If dublets
>M&P Shield in 9mm. You'll want to CC once you get here to Texas ;)
>>69152447
when there are problems you run... traitor.
congrats on your 2nd amendment though
>>69153184
I love this country, you can say all these things and the most you'll get is fag yelling at you.
>>69152447
Buy a Kahr K9. Hand polish the stainless to a mirror finish. It's one of the vest all around pistols you can buy--good for CCW, range practice, and home defense. Double Action Only, no safety, not fuss.
>>69153077
Welp, /pol/ has fucked you today OP
WHAT A SHILLING THREAD
>STAY IN KOELN
Scottsdale AZ if you have money
Arsenal AK-47
>>69152447
come to ohio by rocky river, very white and nice. no nig nogs
>>69153401
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
AK-47
>>69152447
Detroit
anal lube squirt gun
Well you must have had a US address for your affidavits of support or whatever. What you should do is use one of them. Contact the elections supervisor for that person's address, and tell them you'd like to register to vote absentee / overseas. You'll need to supply your citizenship papers. Depending on the specific rules of that state, that should do it. If not, try a different state. If you're a citizen you should be able to vote.
>>69152447
Trips 4 Scottsdale
>>69152447
Stoner 63a
Bismarck, North Dakota.
9mm Hi-Point
>>69152447
Welcome my nigga!
Best places to live in USA in my opinion
1. Miami
2. Denver
3. Dallas
4. Phoenix
Austin, Los Angeles, and new york city are some other cool cities
Good luck fellow American,
Trump 2016 my nigga
>"Islamic shithole"
>Not living in an old 99% white german village
>>69152447
I don't understand what's happening here?
are you from Germany? I thought you don't need a passport to come here from Germany.
and how is Germany an Islamic shithole? aren't they all Christians?
>>69153499
also buy a ar 15, the staple of every gun collection
>>69152447
Ohio, swing state bro!
>>69152447
Fucking pussy. You stay and fight kraut.
>>69152447
Move to a small city (not too small though) in the middle of nature somewhere, not an urban shithole.
Applies to the U.S and Canada.
>>69152447
Enjoy true freedom hans
>>69152447
Das ist Verrat
Burlington, Vermont
STG 44
Maryland
We have niggers who aren't niggers
>>69152447
Snohomish County Washington. Close to Seattle and Vancouver, not totally cucked. Also you get a complimentary AR with your green card. Be sure to pick it up.
San Francisco
Dildo
Bangor, Maine
raleigh nc nigger.
buy a glock.
>>69153509
You've had a homosexual marxist muslim nigger for a president for 7 years
I wouldn't be talking
>>69153077
> >buy a BB gun
pls no ;__;
Luckily I can buy more than one gun though so it's all good
california
checkem
This is weird op I'm moving back to the U.S tommorow
>>69152447
ohio is a mostly Germanic state. Move to Columbus. Welcome my new brother
Charleston, SC
>>69153724
I am not sure there is going to be a fight. Just a constant downward spiral until europe is a complete wreck.
Washington D.C
Shotgun
Prescott, AZ. High percentage of Whites, very low crime, trees, lakes, best gun laws.
>>69153346
ich bin Norweger. meine Frau ist Deutsche und ich hab die Sprache ihretwegen gelernt.
>>69153676
>Not living in an old 99% white german village
Hahahahaha
99% is allready a compromise and you have lost.
Soon the shitskins will flood you too!
>>69152447
Wie hast Du die Staatsangehörigkeit bekommen?
>>69152447
I see so many people moving the United States now just on this board alone. I'm gonna check statistics next year to see how many people migrated legally to the US.
This really is what I want OP it's great. No matter what people say about me being racist for saying the illegals have to go back, I am thrilled every time I here someone excited and proud to be AN AMERICAN. It's the best thing ever because I believe we are gonna take our country back, I think we can do it.
>>69152447
Ohio Ohio!!!
hi point 40
>>69153846
and you wonder why everyone hates Turks.. every single one of you posts idiotic crap every time you show up.. always pedo crap or deranged perverted deviant shit... go away
OP moves to Daytona Beach, FL and buys an AR15 on arrival
detroit//nerf gun
>>69152447
Philadelphia
>>69152447
If you look like an ethnic German, here's a tip to get massive amounts of pussy. Speak in a German accent around girls, and ask them to help you with your English, it gives them perceived control over you and makes you appear vulnerable- you'll get an insane amount of women.
t. Expatriate Frenchfag
Cool.
Stay the fuck out of the south.
We're full
>not so fast, texas.
He's more than welcome there.
>>69153644
Seconding on Miami, I'm living here now and it's all beaches and bitches. Come Hans, let me know if you do come here and I will show you the ways.
>>69153931
Answer these or you're lying
>>69152712
>>69153238
Prudhoe Bay, Alaska
South Central, LA
BB gun only
>>69153299
He means in the GE
Come to Texas. I have a place you can stay
>>69152447
post pic of your arm or something so we can make sure you're really german.
>>69152447
Portland Oregon.
Highest white population in the country. Welcome to USA brother
>>69152447
I'll see you there, faggot. Trump wants to increase immigration from Europe and decrease it from the third world, especially Muslims.
I'm already registered to vote, as well. Let's make America white again.
>>69152447
Come to Texas. Lots of German and Czech heritage here.
>>69152447
Well dond friend:
>Was it difficult to get the American passport?
>How many time?
>Do you have family in America?
>>69154054
detroit//nerf gun
PLX
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS THREAD I DONT GEt IT?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A PASSPORT I THOUGHT IT WAS EASY
HOW IS GERMANY AN "islamic shithole?"
I DONT GET IT
EXPLAIN WHAT THIS THREAD IS ?
>>69153779
That place is FILLED with cucks
OP you should make a short youtube video saying fuck Germany and explaining what a shithole it has become and why you're leaving.
Now that you're leaving, you can finally enjoy a bit of freedom of speech!
>>69153320
>M16
triggered
>>69153993
Sehr gut!
Freut mich sehr, dass Du die deutsche Sprache lernst! Da gibts zwar viele ausnahmen, aber Du machst das schon sehr gut.
Ich habe dich gleich verstanden.
>>69154283
you have to be a citizen of the usa to get a us passport... he has been granted citizenship
>>69153808
It's true. Outside of Baltimore and DC, most niggers aren't actually niggers at all.
How do I acquire Amerifriend passport?
Detroit
>>69154312
Exactly
>>69152447
DETROIT
TRIPS GET
Move to Detroit
>>69152447
Cheyenne, Wyoming
>>69154104
Dayum well played. University Miami rejected me cause I fucked up senior year. I still want to get a job there in the future.
Detroit
BB gun
>>69152447
HK VP9 bruh.
>>69154283
A passport is basically proof of citizenship. Which takes a long time.
>>69152447
don't forget you have up to april 15th to file your taxes.
and don't forget to file your taxes for the rest of your life, no matter where in the world you escape your 'islamic shithole'.
Move somewhere like Vermont or Alaska. They're beautiful.
>>69152447
Bolt action .22 rifle, learn the right way before jumping into the big stuff
Texas still has some German speakers. If you're a true American you'll avoid it like the plague and assimilate somewhere else. Anywhere in the Midwest is good.
find a nice quiet town in NH
OR, if you have bad English
look for German communities in Iowa
both of these are swing states. Paint it red
Spokane, Washington
>>69154380
>>69154386
rerolling
>>69152447
Fuck you you fucking cuckold faggot. Stay in your shithole don't bring your shit culture to my beloved America. Anyone supporting this isn't a true American just a cuck that wants Merkel 2.0 here (because this faggot will vote for Hillary.)
>>69152447
You're moving to philly
Detroit Michigan
Hipoint in 9mm
Move to a shitshack in alaska
Honolulu, Hawaii
>>69152559
this
>>69154432
>>69154344
But What is this islamic shithole he's talking about?
Why does he want to leave germany?
>>69154394
I love Cheyenne. Was stationed there while in the A.F. Good people, Poor Richards, but heavy wind.
>>69154229
Fucking how man, Tell me so I can have an escape plan when we stay in the EU or Scotland tries to cuck us again and take the north sea oil.
>>69153130
>>69153272
>>69153371
mein niggers. Independence, reporting in. I wouldn't recommend THIS particular shithole, but as the guys above said, there are places here that are mighty fine.
>>69152447
Come to Kentucky
Louisville or Lexington
Red state
Lax gun laws
Hot southern girls
Not made of sugar and spice but bourbon and ice
Get a Colt not a 22 though
>>69154553
So close ;_;
>>69152447
>What else do I need to take care of before jumping ship here?
Know how to speak English and don't be a Muslim
>>69152447
detroit get
fuck you, btw.
>>69152447
From the bottom of my heart; congratulations and welcome home my American friend.
I vote for
>Arizona (any city except Phoenix unless absolutely necessary for work)
>AR15 the most American gun of all
>>69153908
>our homosexual marxist muslim nigger is still not as big of a cuck as JUSTin
>>69153077
im from ma, you can get a machine gun license if you know the cop chief in a small town, i know friend who has it
>>69154380
rerolling
Florida
Detroit.
I hope all ethnic Germans move here.
Swedes are welcome too but only the non-cucked ones and some must become pucciboi concubines for us.
I am jealous
>>69154550
kek
>>69152559
We've been getting bluer and bluer due to the libtards importing SOMALIANS.
>>69152447
Welcome.
Hilo, Hawaii
detroit
>>69154725
ROLLING BABY
Seriously, move to Las Vegas, NV
WHY DOES HE WANT TO LEAVE GERMANY AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ISLAM?
Reroll. Detroit. Buy a supersoaker to defend yourself.
>>69154449
>outlaw shit tier ecuador complaining about responsible citizenship duties
>>69154699
wasted opportunity
move to Florida, OP.
>>69154699
U should just apply for citizenship nigga
>>69152447
Fargo, North Dakota
an old wooden hunting rifle
>>69152447
Move to a legal weed state and buy a nugget. Legal weed is the fastest growing market and area of study. Nugget because meme cannon.
Move to minnesota
its basically mini sweden
>>69154791
Have you been in a coma for the past decade? How can you be this oblivious?
Anchorage, Alaska
enjoy detroit
>>69152447
Texas or bust. We love krauts here.
>>69153616
>Hi-Point
come on dude.
>>69154663
yeah ok
Texas
>BBQ
>Guns
>DD m4
>DD
>1k
>MilSpec
>>69152447
Detroit
ak74
>>69154347
We can get married, Alberto.
New York
>>69152712
>>69153238
>>69154111
My great grandfather left the US to come back to Germany in the 1930s because he couldn't find a job and because Germany was calling for Volksdeutsche to return. Luckily my grandfather was born in the US right before he left so the American was too far down the line. My father knew that his father was born in the US but never pursued citizenship or anything American. And now after spending thousands of dollars on immigration attornies I have finally been granted my rightful American citizenship.
>>69153676
Doesn't matter if those 99% white towns in East Germany are eternally cucked by Berlin and the west.
>>69154810
¿who is complaining?
>>69152447
head over to /k/ for all things gun, and gun law related - they're very helpful
read up on state level laws/ordinances for where you plan to live on general stuff/taxes/property laws. coming from the west/central EU, a lot of things with our culture/law/custom will be similar, but a lot of things will be very different. for example we tend to be laxer when it comes to certification for automobiles, professional licensure, etc. but our attitudes towards the criminal justice system/prosecution tend to be harsh in many cases. im sure youve heard of SCARY AMERICAN POLICE on the news, and while a lot of that is propoganda/misrepresentation, it is generally advisable to avoid interacting with law enforcement entirely in the US, as a great proportion of our officers are ex-military with combat experience in the middle east, and the surplus military equipment/guns to back that up. a lot of this is indeed neccessary as there's a shit load of guns in this country, and absolutely insane crime rates in some areas (733 people have been shot in Chicago so far THIS YEAR ALONE, as in SINCE JANUARY) Now, plenty of police are great, helpful people, especially in more rural areas, but as a general rule of thumb- finding yourself on the wrong side of the law can unleash a storm of shit, so play it safe, play it cool.
in any case, welcome my nigga, our chicks dig white foreigners
Fuck you op :( I want to live there so badly. Fuck Europe.
Bismarck, Montana.
>>69152447
Rolling
Move to SLC and become a Mormon
Your first gun shall be a nugget
Flint
>>69152447
Detroit
>>69154884
I'm fucking retarded, please answer the question though
Columbus, Ohio
>>69154468
>Spokane
Have you fucking been to that scorched wasteland?
Seattleite here- don't move to WA- it's a liberal fuckhole
Bernie won the caucuses here
Move somewhere red
Texas
.22 Remington
>>69154785
Roll the stone for Detroit
>>69152447
Friendly reminder that according to Benjamin Franklin, Germans are subhumans and deserve to be exterminated.
>>69152447
Fuck you traitor.
I am calling Obama and getting you deported back here where you belong.
>>69154999
Fuck you
>>69154999
WINRAR
>>69154999
winner winner
>>69154699
If all those illegal mexishits weren't flooding in, you'd have a lot more success at get legal citizenship.
>>69154999
Welcome to the best city in the best state, OP
>>69152447
Move to new Hampshire bro, we got the most lax weapon laws in the country
>>69154943
Welcome fellow American
>>69154999
Winrar
>>69152447
Good Luck! buy a gun for god's sake before some dindu will shoot your face off
>>69154999
HAHA
>>69152447
New Braunfuls, you'll feel at home, just without the mudslimes.
AR-15
>>69154237
stay on your side of the border shit skin
>>69155011
Homogeneously white, what could be wrong?, is /pol/ BTFO?
Bronx
>>69154565
haven't been following the news lately?
Germany is overrun with Muslims feeling the Middle East... he was being facetious
IM RETARDED
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY HE WANTS TO LEAVE GERMANY
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ISLAM
IM LITERALLY RETARDED BUT PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO MEEE
Auf Fahnenflucht steht die Todesstrafe du Volksverräter! Die Gestapo ist schon auf dem Weg.
>>69152447
Cone visit Washington dc. I'll show you around.
>>69154999
IT HAPPENED
time to move, OP
>>69152447
Welcome to Amerika, Germanbro.
Pittsburgh since Trump needs to win Pennsylvania
Glock 19 for starters
>>69154999
Nice
>>69155164
oh ok i see
>>69155141
White as in hippie fucking potheads
>>69152447
Ohio. I live in Cleveland. Great German American population here. I know a bunch who still speak German.
Pretty cheap living and decent job market if you have a degree. Good mix of people.
Additional bonus: you can buy a gun at a gun show without a background check or having to register it. Plus we're a swing state.
Buy a galil
>>69152447
Move to: not pilly/pittsburgh/harrisburg, PA.
Buy: 45/70 revolver.
Best state reporting, if you're self employed and like freedom.
No gun laws, legal DUDE WEED, 4 seasons, nature, whitest state, cheap as fuck land and houses.
>>69154999
28% is too high desu
>>69154999
i just lived here for 4 months, dont do it theres fucking somalis and mexicans EVERYWHERE
>>69155210
Come to Bucyrus, it's full of muh heritage Germanfags and actually has a culture
>>69155211
i don't think those are for sale dum dum
>>69154999
Lel, dont worry OP, after staying here for a few years, building your wealth and a family you can just move to Florida like everyone else does.
>>69154229
>>69152447
Once I've taken advantage of the "free university" which my parents spent a life time paying taxes into, I'll also be trying to gain murrican citizenship.
>>69154234
Texan here, can confirm. Spent last weekend in Fredericksburg and live near West.
>>69155141
it's gerrymandered to give more power to the urban leftist, and there sure are a lot of them living in Seattle
Spokane is fine, but state always votes blue and state ordinances are getting shittier
>>69155211
GALIL CONFIRMED
>>69155111
Looks like 2nd place winner is Hanapepe Hawaii
>>69152447
move to wyoming
build your own ar-15
>>69154014
man this whole thread makes me want to move to the US too
i'm gonna try get a job there and follow OP's example
>>69155207
Good thing I didn't get t rips
>>69153644
Florida in general is pretty decent. Just avoid PA like the plague and OP should be fine
>americans make threads about moving to eastern/central europe
>western europeans make threads about moving to USA
Is this the end of the world?
>>69155273
Every city that is of a decent size is going to be full of minorities. Columbus has a relatively small amount desu
>>69155273
How many SOmalis did you guys end up taking? I heard the US was taking 100k?
>>69154197
Fag. Cuckold
>>69155171
>Auf Fahnenflucht steht die Todesstrafe du Volksverräter! Die Gestapo ist schon auf dem Weg.
submit to your new muslim overlords
OP / Americans, How easy is it for a Euro to obtain an American passport?
>>69152559
OP if you do come to Ohio i'd gladly welcome you into my group of friends and help you get adjusted. Thanks for wanting to Make America Great Again.
>>69155353
devious.
but why not stay in Norway? I'd want to stay in my Ancestral Homeland.
>>69152447
Buy a Tavor!
>>69152447
Think this thru, there is a lot of shitholes here in USA
Don't move from one shithole to another, my man
>>69152559
Come to Colorado. We need help, weve turned irreparably blue.
Coward
>>69155444
Since 1995, Columbus, Ohio has proven to be a popular destination for refugees and today Ohio has the second largest Somali population in the U.S. It is estimated that there are at least 38,000 Somali immigrants and refugees living in the Columbus metropolitan area.
>>69155444
wasted get also
>how many somalis did you end up taking
>>69155455
Almost impossible.
>>69152447
glad to have you lad
/pol/ should make a naturalization outreach program for our new comrades.
>>69154565
watch these videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/11/watch-anti-migrant-video-going-viral-across-europe/
The situation's getting bad. And Germany are the center of this crisis. They got like 1 million "refugees" last year.
Awesome, bro. Avoid overrated libshit states like CA and NY. Move to a flyover state, make dosh, get a two story home and some guns, a dog, and a pick up.
Welcome to the dream.
>>69155211
>>69155373
Go samefag somewhere else, kike.
>>69155211
Original ones are like $2,000+ and hard to find
>>69155455
hard. But Trump's going to make it easier.
>>69155385
Come. Your countries are leaving you behind. America will import white people again.
come to idaho
>>69154565
Have you been living under a rock for the last year? Merkel has allowed every brown person without identification to come into Germany. Millions of asylum seekers have entered and the people are crying for more and more Muslim immigrants. Germany is cucked beyond belief. The city that I currently live in is nearly 30% Arab/Turkish.
South Carolina
Tennesee
Florida
Alaska
Maine
Eastern Washington
Oregon
Rich Area Louisiana
Alabama
Geogia
North Dakota
Montana
Wyoming
Good luck OP.
I really want to move to Arizona or Florida when I can, probably Florida. Nice warm state, has great gun laws and it's by the sea.
How did you do it?
>>69155482
Too late
You guys used to matter
You guys were a swing state
Now you guys are irreparably blue
Source: Lived there 2003-2005
>>69155170
Islamic Jihadist Military aged men are invading "immigrating" to Europe, and Germany is among the countries welcoming them with open arms.
No gun laws, free speech curtailed, and rioting. The culture is cucked as fuck and the people love being blown to pieces and executing en masse. So trendy, so tolerant.
All these people say Detroit but the real answer is Baltimore. They have confirmed klan members in the police force.
