Woke up next to a 8/10 blonde woman with nice titties.
About to drink some tea.
I will then change my own oil, water my lawn, renew my fishing license, and proceed to play call of duty.
Rate my whiteness.
>>69144474
Why aren't you at work
>>69144572
Mmmm I am semi-retired.
>>69144474
>call of duty.
Nigger
A
>>69144474
Even if you are in bc it is 1:40pm
What a waste of a day
>>69144656
FUCKING
>>69144750
NIGGER
>>69144474
>call of duty
>>69144627
So you are a drug dealer.
Waiting for weed man to put you out of buisness?
>>69144474
>call of duty
>retired
fucking socialist leaf trailer trash "retiring" at 25 and living off gibsmes.
>oil
stay away from us mohammed, back to cucknada sucking jewstins cock
>>69144642
He's going to play United Offensive, so he will be ok
You guys are awful, go garden and fix your cars, niggers/10
>>69144627
11/10 white
Why can't you get a beaner to take care of your lawn?
CoD is die for israel tier
its simplified for normies to understand
Id elaborate but I don't want to shit up the board more than you already have
>>69144474
So you're a twelve year old who sleeps with his own mother. Good to know.
>>69144572
Because he's a welfare nigger or a very successful businessman
>>69144983
Son, I could have rebuilt a Cummins 12 valve before you even woke up
>>69144750
QUEEF? :^)
Pics or didn't happen
>>69145337
Kek
Yes, a fucking queef
>>69144474
>woke up next to a 8/10 blonde
lie
>About to drink some tea
Fag
>change my own oil
What are you, poor? People do that shit for you for like $15
>water my lawn
>implying you're a homeowner
>renew my fishing license
Fishing is relaxing. I respect that
>proceed to play call of duty
Are you 12?
>>69145127
>playing single player cod
Dude
>>69144474
is she your wife?
>>69145408
This is fucking heresy, those oil change franchises use shitty oil, most newer cars require synthetic, also they use crappy oil filters.
>>69144474
Not watering your lawn in the evening
Burnt out Africa tier property/10
>>69145640
yes
>>69144474
Video games are degenerate, grow up man child
>>69145680
>This is fucking heresy
HAH
OP fails to hide his powerlevel, rendering his bait useless
>somewhere out there a plantation stands vacant, in need of a dutiful owner
>a butler stands solemnly with a mint julep in a silver tray, staring at the grandfather clock in the hallway
The question is, when will the master return home? Are you responsibly white enough to take up that role again?
>>69145765
Does your pillow, err wife, have a name?
>>69144474
Please produce a picture said of 8/10 blonde
