Why do muricans choose to live in literal keksheds?
>>69130462
>be me
>29, DINK
>2,200 Sq foot home
>walk out basement, vaulted ceilings, custom wood trim
>paid off
>walls are 18 inch poured concrete with rebar inserts
>energy star certified
>contractor assured me walls would survive direct RPG hit..
Is my house and kekshed?
>>69131173
I can shoot it with an rpg if you want to test
>>69130462
Because they are poor and can't afford stone.
Wooden houses are infinitely more comfy though.
>>69131173
Shieeet
That's very nice. I'm actually jealous
>>69131173
18in of concrete will not withstand an RPG.
>>69131626
Sure it will
I would prefer anything compred to what we have in the UK.
Those houses were literally built 100% by illegals working minimum wage. I can't imagine how much home prices will rise after builders are forced to pay $30 an hour to a lazy cum skin that can't work a hammer.
mfw I built hundreds of these stick houses.
>>69131501
log houses are comfy. particle board/drywall sheds don't even qualify as houses.
>>69131300
That's brick. And we can afford it, it's just not as good as other modern options.
Some people still choose to frame their houses with brick, stone and cement but not all that many.
>>69132128
I wonder how humid that place gets after a thunderstorm in the summer
>>69132618
There'd be little waterfalls all over your walls, but it'd be worth it.
>>69132008
Can I test it?
>>69131300
Bricks are cooked mud.
It's not 1838 anymore. Wood and drywall are extremely cheap. It's why houses are so cheap here compared to the rest of the western world.
Hole in the wall? $20 trip at Home Depot. Tornado rips through your house? Insurance will get you a new house and in the end you'd still end up paying less than a single brick house in Europe.
Now I'm not defending our housing market. Greedy jews have been flooding it with shitty, poorly made houses. But it's not because the material, it's because they get a bunch of illegal immigrants to quickly throw together a house, most of which don't know what they're doing.
>>69132468
They're actually very solid. Treated 2x4s and plywood/chip board is more resistant to decay, is tough and lasts forever.
>>69131300
Brick houses? Like Nicaragua or El Salvador?
>>69132858
I wouldn't blame the illegals. Most of them are just following orders from the foreman and contractor which are usually Americans looking to make a quick buck during a high period of the housing market.
Doesn't matter. Everything is sheathed curtain wall construction these days, even in Yurp.
Only druids and Mexicans do stacked stone construction these days. We have that shit up in 1880 when we decided to build taller than 5 stories without flying buttresses.
>>69130462
Why the fuck do yuropoors always call timber framed houses pieces of shit while they build houses out of cooked mud and call it a bomb shelter? Fuck bricks. Shit cracks, is time consuming to build, and no stronger.
t. Structural engingeer/homebuilder
My house survived hurricane andrew and it's almost all wood. What do we need concrete for?
i just want small 2 house.
but with lots of architectural charm so it doesn't look like a box.
Is £340k too much for this house?
>>69133170
You are pretty wrong m8
>>69132417
Actually with technology 3d printers will build houses we dont need you wetbacks anymore
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/video/2014/apr/29/3d-printer-builds-houses-china-video
Sure its a shitty house but it only costs 5k to make plus this was taken 2 years ago which is forever in technological advancement. Give it another 5-10 years and all homes will be built like this.
Hell we might even build the wall like this you have to go back. Imagine it a bunch of whites watching machines build the wall while we laugh at you on the other side.
>>69133292
Kitchen's a bit small mate
>>69132237
You're welcome
>>69133442
We should 3D print the wall in concrete. Subsidize the industry a bit and help mature the technology.
>>69133292
Who cares about the house, what about the land?
>>69133560
Reminds me of Tropico with snow for some reason.
>>69133292
pic related
I payed half for a newly designed house. I truly don't understand why the UK has shit real estate for ridiculous prices.
>>69133292
You mainlanders got it so fucking easy.
>>69132417
>flat roof
SHIT NIGGER what are you doing?
This better be a desert
>>69131300
Nice baked mud hut.
>>69133816
I scratch my head about it, too.
>>69133692
Haha! Good joke!
>>69133692
Oh Americans...
>>69130462
Because land that's not in a frozen wasteland is expensive
>>69133779
I guess it is Russia but...
Polan looks like that too
I know this triggers Brits
>2016
>still using wood
:^)
>>69134589
Of course the Belgian likes having mud in their home, no matter how much it kills them.
>>69134589
if that's really in Belgium then where are the blast marks?
>Europe
>>69130462
>leaf
>muh free market choices
>forced to live into a cardboard house
>>69134772
House isn't finished yet.
>>69134819
>forced
I could build a myself stone castle If i wanted to.
Post chinkhouver house prices. Makes me laugh every time.
>>69133292
thats half a million dollarrs. depends on the location. if its a rich area, inner city, no. if its outskirts, yes.
>>69134926
kek
>>69133816
I was gonna say that's a big house but then I noticed it's 3 houses, what the fuck is wrong with you Euros? If a house isn't at least 2000 square feet why even bother with it? Just get an apartment
>>69135204
Not enough space for all the gays over there.
>>69134929
Yeah but the market makes it really costly for you do to so because everyone prefers to work with wood because it's the most profitable.
>>69134819
>said the wood shoed windmill nigger, that will never in his life own a house
>>69130462
Because size of house and perception of wealth is all that matters. It doesn't matter that your house is made of plywood and cardboard, completely uninsulated and made from cheap materials, in a neighbourhood with 200 other houses that are the exact same as yours. It doesn't matter though because you got it pretty cheap (just 50 years of paying the bank left hehe) and it makes you look rich!
I'd rather live in a properly made 100 square meter house on a nice piece of land rather than a 300 square meter America house in an American suburb
Americans literally build houses that have minimal insulation in areas where the climate includes actual seasons, it's unbelievable. protip: insulation is good for hot temperatures as well as it keeps the temperatures INSULATED meaning you don't have to have the AC on full blast 24/7 just to keep the temperature manageable.
>>69135204
We have really tiny houses in the cities. At least those have a garage. Most don't.
>>69135286
BUUUUURRRRRRN
>>69133292
Same price in south Africa
>>69135481
Anyone who blasts AC all day is an idiot anyway.
>>69130462
We build with the same materials here, dumbass.
>>69135641
lel Euroshits btfo
>>69135641
>>69135787
>>69135641
Yeah but then you'd have to live in south africa.
>>69135945
you almost made it look worthwhile
>>69131173
Yes.
2.200 sq foot are about 200 sq meters - you also live in a tiny kekshed.
And your 18 inch poured concrete with rebar inserts walls are not rpg safe. 18 inches are about 45 cm. The rpg has a penetration capability of 150 cm against reinforced concrete. The walls would survive with a big hole - but you would die behind them.
>>69135945
>>69135787
how bad would it be to live there as a white american? I actually have enough cash to buy that and live off the rest of my savings forever
>>69135641
Yeah but you have to live in South Africa among those kind people.
>>69133292
That much money would get you 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and at least an acre of surrounding land in my home county.
I'm no expert but I guess given your population density that's worth it.
You ought to get to know a house before buying though; foundation weakness, flooding chance/elevation, age of plumbing and wiring et cetera.
>>69135204
It's actually 4 houses all with a nice backyard in a new white neighbourhood. Selling an apartment is a nightmare in the Netherlands and your ticket on becoming financially raped.
>>69136013
its probably in a gated community. But even the ones in the gated community aren't safe according to both of my last two neighbor families who were both rich south Africans who got pissed off with rebels fucking up shit so they came here.
>>69130462
>not owning land
>not planting trees on that land
>not selling the trees yearly to logging companies
>not building on that land with all your easily-earned money
When my mom died, I received about fifty acres of land (they had a hundred acres total, split between myself and a sibling). My mom had been planting trees on that land and having lumber companies come cut it all down, rinse and repeat, until the day she died. Made an easy five figures a year doing that.
Anyway, I started doing exactly what she did. I make less money than she did (because I have half the land to plant/cut down), but with the money I have saved, I plan to set aside a few acres on a corner of the property to build a home within the next few years.
>>69135481
>live in a tiny cuckshed
"At least I can be jewish with my heating"
Lel
>>69132858
During my search for a nice condo in Northern Dakota I checked the prices in Bismarck. And I couldn't find anything decent below 400k there, maybe 250-300k at best.
In Missouri however you could find okay stuff for 30k and really good ones for 240k. So, like everywhere in the world, it depends mostly on the location and other factors. The price of the house itself is just one part of the equation. You can also find houses for 130k in Germoney.
But if the maintenance costs are truly this low, that is indeed a better price-performance-ratio.
>>69130462
show us your log home plz ?
>>69135507
waste of space. If you have insurance and live in a safe neighborhood, why bother?
>>69133222
Too much "OMAGAWD that Hurricane blew the hole house away" Hollywood movies and news casts, I think.
>>69130462
American building codes aren't bad at all. They could definitely stand to be updated, and personally I'd like to see all timbers phased out of residential construction.
We're using timber from tree farms who have genetically modified trees made to grow as fast as possible. The turn over rate is very good, but the wood isn't as dense as an old growth tree. We're framing 16" center, hurricane clips aren't standard everywhere yet, but lots of companies use them anyway. Standard concrete coated sinkers will be bolstered by an additional self tapping screw if you want to pay the added labor. It goes a long way to increasing the frame's strength which is needed if you live in a hurricane zone or in tornado alley.
All of that is run of the mill, but at the end of the day you still end up with a giant pile of match sticks as far as the structure's ability to resist a burn. Non flammable insulation can be used, and there are insulating expanding foams that we use which are either "fire block" or "fire stop" but they're both bandaids on the real problem.
Don't even get me started on dry wall.
I'd like to see preformed aluminum or steel beams in framing, chemically treated cotton or wool insulation, and plastic composite sheet rock. We can achieve higher R values, the insulation never rots, the structure can bear more weight, and withstand much higher winds. You won't get any of this unless you work with a contractor familiar with commercial developments, but if enough people lobbied for building codes to be updated then things would change.
>>69136227
Dude, if you want that kind of live look at Slovenia or any kind of Slavic EU country.
You will make money just buy living in the house because they are continually getting more expensive as the countries develop.
The only problem with those countries is the lack of English skills among the native population.
>>69134797
>the equivalent of a ghetto in Europe
fixed
>>69136658
my cuckshed survived a cat 5 hurricane
pic related, looks like my shed
>>69133292
>Is £340k too much for this house?
Definitely. You get this property for that kind of money here:
340 m^2 living space in main house (3 bedroom, three others, and kitchen).
21000 m^2 land (five acres or so)
Wine cellar, such amenities
Some other minor buildings?
45 minutes to Sweden's fourth city
http://www.lansfast.se/hitta/villa/ostergotland/atvidaberg/atvidaberg/bredal-gods/4gljg84nbmbhis96/
>>69136664
building codes are the floor of american construction standards.
Your local jurisdiction's politics (plaintiff's side vs. defense side) really determine the "industry standards" for construction where you live.
>How small is too small? Inside the 28 sq ft, $500-month 'pod' an illustrator built into his friend's San Francisco apartment
>Peter Berkowitz, 25, constructed a tiny bedroom pod in the living room of his friend's San Francisco apartment
>One bedroom apartments in the city rent for $3,500 per month compared to his $508 per month to live in a pod
>The pod is equipped with a fold-down desk, cushioned backboard that's slanted and LED lights for reading
>He believes pods can provide a 'needed fix' for people who want to add a bedroom to apartments without rent rising
>His eight-foot-long pod is also equipped with a sliding door and has room to store his books and clothing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511431/Inside-eight-foot-bedroom-pod-built-San-Francisco-apartment-s-equipped-sliding-door-LED-lights.html
>>69136367
Not everyone is lucky to have land.
>>69135641
>>69135787
>>69135945
brb, learning Afrikaans
>>69136227
Not too bad all the people here love Americans if you can find a an enclosed neighbourhood with some security or a lazy coastal town you'll be 99% fine if you know what you are doing
There are good places and bad places everywhere you are not just gonna pull into some scetchy hood in America showing off what you got well it's the same over here
>>69135945
>>69137629
>>69135377
So why do anything? Everyone should live in a stone house without working their way out of the shed?
Should the peasants live in the castle?
>>69133843
How I imagine your life.
>flush a turd
£80
>bowl of cereal
£300
>step outside
£5000
>>69133442
Man, of only. By the way you are delusional.
>>69133843
Jesus Christ Jersey, come live in New Jersey, at least our houses are a little cheaper
this is where I live
>>69138092
And you guys have real money Pokerstars now. Lucky bastards
>>69132855
Rare
https://youtu.be/5bsAMSQ13bY?t=1m5s
>Average American door
>>69136367
>not getting life gifted to you
Should have just typed that
>>69137006
That doll house is pretty nice, especially if it's on the beach or close to it. And I really like the American habit to build on one floor with large rooms and high ceiling. Living in a 3 story house atm which was built for a large family in the 50s with tiny rooms and that's not really doing it for me anymore. I generally find the American condos and ranch or colonial style house a lot more appealing from an aesthetical standpoint. Only our studwork houses can compete, if you like the style.
>>69130462
Wood has a superior weight to strength ratio, and houses built this way are structurally sound. They are also much better insulated as wood itself is insulating, and there is adequate space for fiberglass insulation. This home will likely be finished with a brick or stucco exterior.
>>69133887
Flat roof is GOAT with proper drainage.
>>69131300
>American
>poor
3/10 made me reply
>>69132128
Why is that house dug into the ground?
Wouldn't there be water problems when it rains?
>>69132237
We have row houses like that in the US too. They were built after WWII for GIs to gave affordable starter homes. Now their all occupied by niggers on welfare or hipster renters making minimum wage.
>>69130462
We do too, fucking leaf.
>>69132237
Speak for yourself, I don't live in a terraced house
>>69137113
kek
500k$ gets you 250+ acres of Nevada land
>>69130462
Because I spend most of my time /out/side. Why even bother paying for something I won't use?
>>69135945
So how do they keep the nigger ghouls from breaking in and setting up camp in it?
>>69133560
>>69134797
All commie blocks need to be nuked.
>>69132688
Nice cabin. We don' t have places like that here.
>>69139203
>I
He is speaking for himself, you idiot.
>>69132417
Housing prices are already inflated as shit. Hope the market crashes and everyone who is charging insane prices for housing goes bankrupt and gets eaten by wolves.
>>69137113
>>69139206
except you wont have a fucking job because you live in the middle of nowhere. also that's really only desirable if you already own a home in a civilized part of the country and/or enjoy living like a hermit.
also enjoy 250 acres of worthless land that will never appreciate.
fucking underage amateurs.
>>69139469
No he's not burger.
>>69139443
maybe whole Eastern Yrup?
>>69130462
can't hear you over the sound of my 3300 sq ft CB/stucco villa on a florida island
>>69133843
Holy hell.
I paid basically a third that, and I have a much nicer home.
This is basically comparable.
>>69132551
>>69132855
>>69133054
>>69133924
those bricks are just a decoration mates, its YTONG.
>>69130462
because life is hell and that's pretty much the same everywhere, fuck you I like my apartment
>>69139578
>in Nevada
You might get lucky and find gold in them thur hills, so that becomes a quite a bit of useful land.
>>69139435
By hiring the smarter niggers to keep the other niggers out
>>69139832
>YTONG
The name alone makes me unreasonable angry.
>>69136342
tfw even the Dutch now have the term "white neighborhood"
>>69139740
What kind of noise is it making? Squeaky floorboards? whistling boiler? Shifting sands? You should probably get those problems checked out.
>>69139749
I didn't see that this has siding. My house is stucco, which I prefer by a significant margin. Paid right around the zestimate, though, for something very similar.
>>69136507
>couldn't find cheap housing in the Dakotas
Know how I know you're lying?
>>69135787
I find the vomiting lions hilarious.
>>69133292
Definitely, but you'd negotiate down, so it depends on how good you are at channeling your inner Trump. It depends on the location too.
>>69132128
/comfy/ unless it rains or snows
>>69139832
>YTONG
what a stupid name
just call them CMUs, cinderblock or concrete block
>>69133292
>>69133843
Jesus christ
I feel bad for you poor Europeans
>>69130462
at least they dont live in igloos
>>69140183
We built it in 2013. Try harder.
We have a screened-in heated pool as well.
>>69135641
And just outside is the mob of Zulu shitskins that are ready to boil your baby alive, huh? I'd rather not live in a dying country, desu senpai.
>>69139443
I love commie blocks
>>69140143
R A R E
what's it like living in a tax haven semi-french scum?
>>69130462
>Be American.
>Build wooden house.
>Live in hurricane area.
>House gets destroyed.
>Build house made of wood again.
Please explain this.
>>69131501
Those houses are usually smaller so that makes them more comfy, I rather have a small concrete house though.
>>69131173
Steel frame is better cant get eaten by ants, Where are the bricks? Plywood is shit at insulation and noise dampening. You are going to hear your daughter fuck t-bone all night.
Cuck shed indeed.
>>69140183
>whistling boiler?
>florida
shoo shoo skanky yankey
>spend my days building houses that I will never be able to afford
the worst feeling. Last one was over 4000 Square feet with an inner courtyard between the garage and port cochere. And of course the owner was a shriveled old jew that constantly demanded changes not on the print
>>69140741
>skanky yankey
kek
>>69132237
>Living in a council house
kek
>>69140654
>Plywood is shit at insulation and noise dampening.
That'swhyyouuseinsulationjesuschrist
You niggers are tiresome.
>>69135641
Yeah but then you need to spend the same amount again digging a moat, setting up sentries and planting mines to keep out the rapey ferals.
>>69140654
Plywood is just exterior sheathing. It gets covered in vapor barrier before the siding is put on, the inside of exterior walls is filled with ample insulation, unless the builder really cheaps out.
>>69140573
>No VAT.
>Guns are legal.
>Get to overcharge the frogs without them noticing.
>High min wage.
>One hour lunch breaks.
>Outside EU but leeching off European corps.
Feels good man.
>>69140860
>insulation on interior walls
lol
most walls are 4.5 inches thick with studs and gypsum wall board on either side
>>69130462
Mine is block built with stick on 3rd level only (tri-level). No complaints.
>>69133560
That apartment building is owned by Dan Marino.
>>69140363
You saying your house is making noise. A 2-3 year old house making noise is not a good thing.
I love this style of house, with the windows sticking out of the roof.
Shame about the price
>south east
Not even once.
>>69139578
>except you wont have a fucking job because you live in the middle of nowhere.
What part of "45 minutes from the fourth largest city" did you not understand? It's also 2 hours from the capital, by car. Isn't that like the average American morning commute? That property I linked is not by any definition in the middle of nowhere.
>>69139206
Sure. America has lots of low-value land. No surprises there.
>>69141165
>insulation on interior walls
?
Why would you do this?
Californians don't use stone/brick because of earthquakes. The San Fran earthquake kinda did away with the brick building. Wood houses sway with quake rather than be ridged and crumble.
t. Californian
>>69141823
Nobody does, hence
>lol
>>69141138
>>Outside EU but leeching off European corps.
ouch
What happens when EU runs out of money? I guess you're sol'd.
>>69141823
My house built in 2013 actually does. It's to help deaden sound.
>>69141893
Why would you bring it up>?
Insulation on exterior walls I think was understood..
>>69141823
He probably means behind the gyprock wall between the studs.
>>69141801
>$429,000 for 5 bedroom house
Why is Europe such a joke
>>69141935
We hope labour wins in UK. They raise taxes, companies come to us to evade them.
Every time socialism wins, the Bailiwick wins.
>>69142014
You have more occupants than yourself? I don't see the necessity, unless you're living with other assholes.
>>69137490
What do South Africans think of britbongs? Are people still salty about the Boer War?
>>69142102
that's in pounds so its closer to $750,000
>>69142246
>What do South Africans think of britbongs?
They think you look like good eating.
And that's not even a joke. They will rape, murder, and eat you, in no particular order. Do not ever set foot in South Africa unless you come in war. It is hell on Earth.
>>69142127
Oh, corporations. I wouldn't expect them to run to a no-name. Higher minimum wage seems like a barrier to corporations as well, so I'm not sure how they're coming your way.
>>69142223
My family. Probably will be useful when my daughter is a teenager.
>>69139464
he probably doesn't have many neighbors either.
I wish all our terrace housing were 3 or 4 storey. Looks so much classier.
>>69142223
We're all musicians, so someone is almost always plinking a piano or plucking a guitar. More insulation also means "house sounds" like HVAC are dampened when you're recording.
But why are we off the subject? Dick Van Head here autistically dodged the inference. The inference is that there are plenty of CB homes in the U.S. Furthermore, wood is a modern building material.
Look, I'd be mad too if my entire fucking continent had to be bailed out by the same country twice in the last century, but this is just low-class.
>>69142436
Sort of like Malmö then?
Seriously, it can't be that bad if it's in a gated community or on the coast right?
>>69141893
This guys interior walls are just insulation bags he didn't even pull them out.
>>69142483
They already do m8.
We're the european cayman islands.
>>69130462
That's just the wood frame cuck, most likely it will be brick
>>69143017
>>69142395
>$750,000
That literally gets you 40 acres of land here.
single pour concrete homes are only like 15% more than stick built atm people are just stupid
>>69133560
Fun part that this is one of the richiest places in Russia. Also, I live here.
>>69140338
God damn I love Montana. Spent a month in Red Lodge. It's a geologist's paradise.
>>69143411
can people who move to america buy guns legally?
>>69143411
40 acres of shitty land.
>>69138486
>not getting life gifted to you
Instead of spending your tax return and disposable income on stupid shit, save it and buy some land. $2000/acre for essentially jungle property no-one wants. Invite a logging company to come out to clear your land for you; offer to take less money for the job, they'll be falling all over themselves to come get your wood. Odds are, you'll make back what you spent on the land, or real close to it. Hire a bunch of Mexicans outside your local Home Depot to plant trees for you, or plant them yourselves to increase profit. Rinse and repeat.
Seriously, the stuff I have out there right now isn't even fully grown yet and I get monthly calls from lumber companies looking to clear my land.
Anyone can do it, it's just that most of you sperglings either don't have a job, or you're too fucking lazy. There's money to be made everywhere, just gotta find where it is.
>>69132237
Jesus Christ that is sad. I bought a brick house when I was 24, I play drums and guitar loud as I want and don't have to worry about a damn thing. How do you faggots survive?
>>69144158
>falling all over you to get your wood
Kek
>>69144044
Looks pretty nice to me. Do you understand how large 40 acres is anyways?
>>69133442
Fucking idiot. It wont happend .
>cucksheds
>>69144306
>>69144275
Thought someone might enjoy that joke.
>>69144392
>>69143919
Yes, I assume so.
>>69144306
>no sidewalk
AHahahahhahahahhahah
God damn it I hate suburbia so much.
>>69144436
>>69137154
the housing market is all fucked up in the San Francisco bay area because of all these Tech faggots who find it fashionable to live in the city thus raisng the housing prices on shitty apartments
>>69144464
Don't get your prayer rug in a knot, Ahmed, that's just one neighborhood.
>>69144655
>>69144714
>>69144831
>>69133292
It's pretty cheap.
That kind of house costs 600k euro in Germany.
Daily reminder that America hit the peak of home design in the middle of the last century and has gone downhill ever since.
>>69143732
>>69132237
>>69132417
>>69132688
>>69131300
>>69132128
>>69133560
>>69133816
>>69133843
>>69134797
we have literally all of these in the US. Texas is bigger than half of Europe you faggots, the US is a large country and anything you have we have as well in some part of the country. we even have our own river cities like Italy that are a lot less polluted.
the shittiest European designs are in the US as well, as well as the most beautiful European designs. free market and a lot of land etc allows us to build our fantasy homes if we choose. the average American wouldn't do this however as he is trying to raise a family quickly and effectively while working his full time job, so he just settles for a common pre-blueprinted house or apartment if you're a lazy cuck. when retired, the average non cuck looks for his dream home to settle down until death, selling his old market home to create his own.
>>69143919
I believe you need to get citizenship, maybe a greencard, but definitely not a visa of any sort.
>>69144897
Well at least you didn't shit on it like everyone else.
>>69132864
you're a fucking idiot.
>>69145799
That said, British architecture is pretty fuckin horrible and your houses look like shit.
You will never understand how to make a house look comfy.
>>6914560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_6x8dESOvM
>>69144289
lol 40 acres isn't that big actually for areas with lots of land like rural parts of arizona and texas etc.
t. guy who's family lives on 40 acres in texas
>>69145609
Fuck it, I'm moving to Texas.
I work in construction, have said this many times.
WE CAN BUILD YOU WHATEVER YOU PAY US TO BUILD FOR YOU.
You want it, shows us the plans, we can build you a brick or stucco house here, and for much cheaper than most other countries.
I've worked in Germany, Korea, Canada, and a few states here, Germans on average had the most quality houses, and we can do it EXACTLY the same here, just PAY US and we'll do it.
>>69138478
That's an interior door.
>be me
>live in 7800 sq ft home
life is good desu
>>69131300
OP's photo is exactly what a brick house looks like before bricks go up retard
t. grew up in a brick fucking house
>>69138478
>>Average American door
Very rare actually, and illegal to have as an entrance door.
This is the most retarded place to discuss houses.
>>69146090
We do have cosy houses, they are just a very small % of the total housing stock in this country since the post-WWII planners decided to throw up ugly, massive housing estates everywhere. And they cost a tonne, too.
If we had a shrinking population, we could remove more of the ugly post-WWII housing, but our population is growing maybe the fastest in Western Europe, so I guess we cannot afford to knock many of the ugly estates down..... *sigh*.
>>69140217
I didn't search all of the Dakotas. Just Bismarck for starters. I am sure the rural areas, for example, are cheaper. Which my post implys actually.
>>69147233
I wonder how long it took poor old granny to knit that roof.
Now's pretty much the time to buy.
The market is beginning to hyperinflation again and will likely crash again in a few years.
It's like people learned nothing from the recession...
>>69147368
>tfw just bought 3.8 acres with 2 houses on it in the best part of town for 89,000
>>69141801
The general blueprint is pretty close to my house atm, including the sticking out windows. But I don't like it desu. Rooms are too small, impractical to live on several storages. And your housing prices are really through the roof.
>>69136173
2,200 ft = 670 m
you fucking cuck
>>69147766
anyone know who makes these?
This is like what me and my friends buy and fix up, then sell or rent.
This one was around $22k I think
>>69131173
Rpg comes in many flavors comrades
>>69133692
>land
1x1 meter garden
In the UK you sometimes get things called "character" properties, which normally mean they're quite nice and maybe have something interesting about them.
For instance, when I was looking for a flat, I looked at one apartment which was a former bank, and the toilet was where the vault used to be, and they had kept the 5 inch thick metal door to use as the door to the toilet, which was cool.
A property which has character.
>>69147983
The brick and style is very English, though. Doesn't look German in aesthetic.
>>69136173
>200
AHAHAHA
Muhammed can't math
>>69131501
But what about comfy cobblestone cottages? Much easier having an integrated fireplace
>>69148355
Sounds like a stupid excuse to just raise the price even more. Like living next to a body of water
>>69144897
No. It doesn't. You can get a house like this easily for 250k €. Depending on the location etc.
>>69148116
Yes, I know him. It's an Irish guy on KC.
this is my house bought it last year, previous owner even gave me a picture how it looked 100 years ago fucking creepy
this is it now
>>69148158
Did you buy it via auction? Any tips on doing that if you don't have the cash on hand?
>>69144395
What state?
>>69131300
Too bad this isnt 1800.
>>69146994
wut? You build a wooden house then skin it in bricks? What the fuck?
>>69148355
>they had kept the 5 inch thick metal door to use as the door to the toilet, which was cool.
sounds like a fucking great way to die.
>>69148801
Well suck my dick.
>>69148859
>fucking creepy
I think you mean fucking awesome. Can I ask a ballpark on what that put you back Hans?
>>69148859
Creepy as fuck
>>69137854
>go to theatre
£600 and get shot
>go to the airport
£2000 and you get blown up
>stay at home
£5000 tv lincese and get to watch your wife get raped by kebab and you can't even own a butter knife to defend your family
>>69149175
80k i mean it's a bit haunted
my 1 bedroom flat in brighton uk costs more than almost all of these homes, shit is ridiculous
>>69148915
Germans are always .. sort of plastering over, or whatever, their houses.
>>69148944
We just check Zillow and other sites, the local newspaper is the best place to check for cheap houses that people want to sell fast.
That house needed new...
windows
flooring in bathroom and kitchen
kitchen counter tops
a new toilet
and paint all inside.
>Any tips on doing that if you don't have the cash on hand?
Not really, most people I know have enough on hand to buy them almost outright.
This one was $10$, needed a little more work than the other.
>>69149353
No its fucking not you are just freaking yourself out. Its a old house that bitch is gonna creek and moan no matter what.
>>69149398
wow a 10 dollar house
>>69148817
That price was 5 years ago. Things change quickly.
>>69149385
it would rot down otherwise it's a pretty rainy and windy region
>>69148064
When will you finally settle for the decimal system? The Imperial system is overcomplicated and crazy as if it was invented by a gender studies feminist.
