What do we do about the Amish problem, /pol/?
What'd they do? Behead children? Rape women?
>>69130689
http://www.examiner.com/article/amish-extremists-reign-of-terror-continues-ohio-town
>>69130251
Are they forcing people to buy their raw milk again.?
>>69130251
>http://www.examiner.com/article/amish-extremists-reign-of-terror-continues-ohio-town
They called in the fucking FBI for beard cutting Amish people. It's like a fucking prank war in the rest of the world, but we better call in the FBI when the Amish does it.
Something else is going on here... I'm guessing a smear campaign by the baby raping globalists.
>>69130689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6tizOZ7cis
>>69130251
serious question
what do you Americans think about the amish?
>>69131536
Weird people, but they keep to themselves so I don't care.
>>69131536
Weird and backwards. I'm honestly surprised they haven't died out yet. SURELY there's some in-breeding going on.
>>69131536
The perfect """""""Extremists"""""""
They go out of their way to be left alone.
You used to have a few sects similar to them in Germany, but your laws basically kicked them out and they live in south America for the most part.
>>69131536
they build barns fast and dont afraid of anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsTB0HnM6WM
>>69130251
Ban them from the internet
>>69131928
yeah, there's something fishy going on here, they haven't even taken in any immigrants and their numbers still keep rising like wtf?
>>69130689
they literally shave each others beards off
that's it. "reign of terror" is a bit overblown
>>69131536
awesome food, weird way of life in general, but they don't hurt anyone else and keep to themselves
>>69131536
They're weirdos, but they largely keep to themselves, so we're totally cool with them being weird in a way that doesn't do too much to interfere with our own way of life.
If Muslim extremists or gypsies acted like this, you wouldn't hear nearly as many complaints about them.
>>69132181
Some sects take in new members, but I don't see how the degeneracy of this world would be enough to convince anybody to want to live in an Amish society stuck in the early 1800s.
Even some of the extremists on here wouldn't do that, they'd probably just move to the woods or something.
>>69130808
KEK, beard cutting that seems pretty harmless compared to the religion of peace. We do nothing. Let the Amish be Amish.
>sam mullet
kek
>>69132102
Fire all beaners, hire Amish
>>69131536
I don't care about them.
>>69131536
i live right outside of lancaster in pa dutch country (mennonite turf)
they are an extremely hard-working, self sufficient, industrious people with a high emphasis on social captial and God
they don't think that technology and the finer things are evil, but that they are unnecessary crutches to life. they favor practical simplicity, being plain
>>69131536
At best, they're a sort of nice living reminder of a simpler time with their horse-drawn buggies.
At worst they're weird sexually repressed cultists but I'd be surprised if they caused any more trouble than a few trimmed beards
>>69132142
>implying any of the border counties have internet
>>69131928
>The common theme among all Amish clothing is plainness; clothing should not call attention to the wearer by cut, color, or any other feature. Hook-and-eye closures or straight pins are used as fasteners on dress clothing rather than buttons, zippers, or velcro.
If they don't believe in buttons, I'm assuming they don't believe in birth control.
>>69131334
you know that's fake right?
>>69132940
The joke is that the amish don't use internet
>>69132368
what food do amish eat?
>>69132975
They don't believe in anything modern, but most states require them to have a back up generator with a crude electrical system, a phone, and a car in case of medical emergency.
Now they probably don't know how to use any of that but still.
>>69132007
>amish
>south america
>>69131536
Good people. Sustenance farming is based af. If they would at least use modern healthcare I'd join.
>>69130251
go fuck yourself, queer-off bag.
>>69130251
Buy them iPads
>>69133223
scrapple
>>69133337
>You used to have a few sects similar to them in Germany, but your laws basically kicked them out and they live in south America for the most part.
sim·i·lar
ˈsim(ə)lər/
adjective
adjective: similar
Resembling without being identical.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Bolivia
90% of these sects all originated in Germany and Russia. Alot of them even speak old version of German and Russian that modern speakers can't even understand.
>>69133934
iirc we have a couple of these guys in the south here too
google witmarsum colony
>>69132102
Can we have one million of those guys and send the Muslims elsewhere?
I wonder, if they'd be just as fast at constructing other structures.
>>69133880
JUST XD
>group of white people with self-replenishing birthrates
>gets shit on by globalist jews as the same globalist jews advocate muslims
HMMMMMMMMM
>>69131536
their meats and cheeses are bought at a premium in some trade centers and markets amongst their fellow foodie americans. They're excellent neighbors because they don't cause trouble and are self-sufficient. You might want to visit, spenda few dollars for what they produce, and if you don't, no one cares or shoves it in your face. We secretly hope to steal their secrets and goods in an apocalyptic scenario. They're a notch above the japanese.
>>69130808
literally worse then hitler, when will these Christian extremists be put down?
>>69133223
>>69131536
Amish food is the bees knees
I bought Turkey legs from them and they're like twice the size you can get in stores. It's ridiculous and I want to know what they're doing to their animals since they don't believe in technology.
>>69135428
They feed them semen laced corn
>>69132863
Lebanon county here. Agree, you forgot to mention the great food.
>>69135131
i'm a lds church member, we get the same shit too just because we talk about sticking to your kind and have decent birth rates
>>69135131
Thats a fucking god tier pepe , pretty cool youtube channel
>>69133934
There's a similar group in Belize. They're like 3% of the population but they absolutely dominate the farming industry.
>>69135131
Holy fuck that pepe got me.
>>69132102
Do they use the metric or imperial system?
>>69132181
They typically have very large families, like all ultra-orthodox Christians. They're Anabaptists I believe. They sprang up during the Reformation; mostly in Germany but also here in the Netherlands. They're pacifists in that they don't believe in war, and they're anarchists in that they don't believe in government, neither secular nor ecclesial. Which made them not very popular in Europe during the various religious wars around that time, so they left for the New World.
They're pretty inbred from what I hear, and they're actually starting to become their own ethnicity complete with unique genetic markers (much like Ashkenazi Jews).
This is because they don't generally take in outsiders, while they cast out everyone who doesn't behave to their standards, removing them from the gene pool.
>>69132102
Zoning, safety, and construction laws wouldn't allow this in any other area by the way.
Not to mention permits.
>>69136504
That's an awfully long-winded way of saying Jews
>>69136453
Their exodus to the Americas predates the French revolution and the Napoleonic period (which standardized Metric everywhere in Europe) so it's probably imperial.
>>69133934
>Mennonites
Really weird folk. They made a lot of the infrastructure in here, like roads, farms and hospitals in the middle of the XX century. Then, they vanished.
>>69131536
They're a bit odd, but they don't bother nobody so no one really cares.
They're a pain in the ass if you own any decent land around them because they don't give two shits about conservation. They'll hunt year round and fish ponds until they're barren. They don't respect private property because to them it's all gods land for them to use.
>>69131536
>average of SEVEN kids per family
>300000 now in the us, population doubles every 20 years
>pure German descent from alcase and Switzerland
>replenish depopulated rural areas
Yeah they're like Christmas for /pol/acks in the states.
>>69132102
when are americans going to build things with non meme materials?
>>69131536
Some of their ideas are a bit out there (in terms of rejection of certain technologies, amenities, and religious practices). But overall, I have a good deal of respect for much of their traditionalism.
Nothing.
>>69136453
Imperial. I had some Amish guys put in my countertops. Imperial as fuck.
>>69132458
The amish arent THAT backwards, many of them have electricity and cars and shit, but they're communal and very sparsely used.
>>69132102
I live in Elkhart county. Nearly all the houses are built by amish guys. There is a new subdivision by me. There was a house with a bunch of mexican workers that took like a month to put up.
Amish fucks were out there at 4 am, had the foundations done by noon and roofed by 6 the next day. Crazy shit.
>>69133395
The amish use hospitals mate, try talking to them
>>69140459
Mennonites and Hutterites. Lots of those in Canada.
>>69133395
Most Amish aren't farmers. Most work in industry. I know a local amish truck repair shop, local amish electricians.
I want to fuck a cute amish girl and suck on her amish toes.
Think about it. Western women are a lost cause. They are either full bloan SJW tumblrites or they willingly get raped by muslims and other shitskins and justify their actions.
The true salvation of the white race lies with us getting with pure and honest amish women who arent exposed to the media jew and corrupts them.
>>69141206
Once saw a newlywed amish guy correct the correct pronunciation of a word his new wife said. His wife started to pronounce it incorrectly, the way he did, even though she obviously knew it was incorrect.
That's a fucking marriage.
>>69131536
I was raised on the outskirts of Kansas City, Missouri. The only interaction I've ever had were at farmers markets. The Amish make great pies.
>>69131536
Nothing but respect.
>>69131536
They make good cheese and they hand out puppies and/or bunnies on occasion.
>>69130689
ohioan here, literally nothing
>>69131536
When I met a few they seemed like cool people. They were very polite and made fantastic food.
>>69141522
in public, the man is always right
A wife should never correct a man in public, but she should tell him in private that he's wrong
>>69131536
Hard working, skilled, quiet people. Very religious.
I bought a dresser/book case thing from one made of wood. High quality, wasn't overly expensive and it was made on time. Him and his 12 year old son loaded it into my truck without me even having to ask. Going to buy a bed frame and dining table from him this summer.
>>69136019
No. LDS has shown their true colors, they are degenerate scum who love muslims, gays and support people cheating on their spouses
They ceased to be Christian when they voted for Ted Cruz.
>>69140079
Nice
You must have an anti-white agenda if you hate the Amish, they are the least offensive, least annoying Christians in existence
>>69135131
Pretty sure they inbreed
>>69130251
take away their children and lock up the parents for child abuse. a little light labor will help them reform their ways.
>>69131536
shit scum
>>69131536
They make and sell amazing pies, cookies, and ice cream.
>>69132102
HOLY SHIT this is real life dwarf fortress
>>69133337
Are you fucking retarded?
Amish people are some of the most redpilled people alive today.
>>69130251
#notallamish
>>69131536
>Amish don't pay taxes
>Amish still use public services
>most Amish families are millionaires (not many people know this)
Fuck them.
