I'm Hispanic and I'm taking my first trip to Europe this summer. With all the terrorist attacks and anti Muslim sentiment spreading through out Europe, how do I avoid being mistaken for a Muslim?
I thought about wearing an American Flag wife beater
>pic related
But I don't want to come off as a stereotypical obnoxious American. Any tips?
I'm going to
Paris
London
Barcelona
Madrid
Milan
Rome
Munich
Berlin (hopefully)
>>69127954
I have this same problem. In college Middle Easterners constantly ask me if I'm Turkish, Iranian, Lebanese, etc. I'm actually Dominican.
>>69127954
Nice knowing you OP
>>69127954
Wrap yourself in bacon.
>>69127954
I thought it was good to be mistaken for a Muslim in Europe. They let you rape their women and give you free shit
>>69127954
Wear a cross and bleach your skin
Just shave
>>69127954
Wear one of these hats
>>69127954
Wear the shirt. It'll show them you're alpha and clearly superior to the average eurocuck
>>69127954
wear long pointy boots and a sombrero
>>69128206
kek
>>69127954
Just wear that shirt and trigger them itll be great
>>69128206
Noice.
>how do I avoid being mistaken for a Muslim?
By going back to Mexico.
>>69128206
can confirm, will work
>>69127954
BLACKFACE
If you ever find yourself lost, simply wear a balaclava, an explosive belt, run into a public place and shout "allah ahkbar!" and you will be transported to the nearest four-star hotel.
>>69127954
Stay in fatland for both our sakes.
>>69127954
You don't. Don't come to Europe.
My buddy traveled all over yurop with a USA flag shirt, USA flag pants and USA flag aviators. Got tons of pussy and didn't get beat up or anything. He is a big guy tho
>>69127954
Fuck off. don't compe here.
Stay in your shitty country.
>>69128374
Leafless Canada has the best solution for you
Just get a Tea Shirt with the stupid canuck leaf on it. The world will literally forget you exist when you put it on.
>>69127954
It's a good start, but you also need american flag pants, shirts, and jackets. Underwear optional but a good choice.
>>69127954
>Paris
>London
>Madrid
>Rome
>Munich
>Berlin
You'll fit right in with the local. Oh and don't worry about "anti muslim sentiment". It's basically non existent. Muslims are just huge pussies and cry because they don't have their race card anymore
>tfw when you grow your beard out your peers think you're kebab
>>69127954
If you go to Berlin just embrace looking like a shitskin. German girls (and dudes) will just start sucking your dick
>>69127954
Wear a sombrero and a Mexican flag poncho.
Lol, jk, just drink beer and eat pork and be nice to dogs and don't take people while speaking spanish.
>>69128177
Some of them look pretty clean cut mate
>>69128219
Nope, being misten for a Muslim is terrying.
>>69128356
Been here for generations. I wouldn't know where to go back
>>69128862
>Estonia
>not a shit country
Top keke
>>69127954
Shave, or cut your beard down to stubble
wear baseball cap or cowboy hat
>>69127954
Muslims are trying quite successfully to pass themselves off as Hispanic. An Iranian co-worker of mine did this constantly until his brother was put on the no-fly list and of course the name is pretty uncommon around here.
Just wait until one of the ISIS corpses comes up with the last name of Perez.
>>69127954
Wear a sombrero.
pic related and don't forget your guitar
>>69127954
I hope you get killed shitskin
>>69128862
Hes going there on vacation eurofag. Ya know. Going there to give you his money in exchange for looking around.
Ya'll go refugee PTSD over there shit lol
>>69127954
Wear a sombrero
>>69128081
Oh dominicans and puerto ricans, the "What the fuck are you?" race.
Why americans love to dress in their flag?
No one else really does that.
>>69127954
they'll actually react more to you wearing that than they would to masses of muslims invading and bombing their cities
sad.
>>69127954
Don't forget to take your whole family with you so you can interbreed like rabbits until you're 40% of the population within 2 decades.
>>69127954
desu all those cities are very liberal, you shouldn't be having any probelms even if you really were an arab/muslim
Have a nice trip
>>69127954
Wear that shirt and Muslims will cut off your head
>>69128206
>>69128371
>>69129341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwd7Jw-UI10
that comercial killed my sides.
>>69129867
That guy chaudry with the british flag should be in prison.
You should pay a visit to Luxembourg, 2nd richest nation on earth and ameriboos
They'll treat you like a king if you wear that
>>69127954
Wear a Mexican football top? A subtle way of letting people know.
>>69127954
Wear American flag gear and MAGA hat
>>69129867
That guy Chaudry with the british flag should be in prison for treason.
>>69129867
Jesus christ these guys are such a mess clothing wise.
Badly fit low quality leather jackets ,too much black
>White socks
Also what the heck is up with the skirts ? Is being well dressed haram ? I've seen blacks well dressed but sand niggers can't figure out fashion for shit
>>69127954
Shave your face. Wear a lot of Catholic gear. Scapulars, Crucifix, etc.
>>69127954
They won't mistake you because muslims don't wear sombreros.
>>69127954
Grow a beard and wear a turban, everyone will know you're not a filthy muslim but a masterrace Sikh.
Dress up like cheech and grow one of those pointy mustaches.
>>69130099
he should just wear a sombrero and a guitar, if he can't grow a decent moustache he's a numale low testie.
>>69130158
>Too much black.
>Coming from France.
Literally all you faggots wear is black.
>>69127954
>implying there is a diffrence
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15f_1393628931
>>69130381
salam, brother.
>>69130099
Good idea.
Also wear a MAGA hat.
> I don't want to come off as a stereotypical obnoxious American
Good luck with that
>>69130422
The fuck you're on about ? Anybody that get interested in fashion for 10 seconds knows that Black is a shitty color and doesn't go with everything despite the popular belief. Gray and Navy blue does ,and I see them way more often than black.
>>69127954
>how do I avoid being mistaken for a Muslim?
Really?
>>69127954
Stay indoors for a while before you go so you can lose your tan. Also wear a MAGA hat.
>>69130660
This is an excellent hat to get mobbed in any of the cities mentioned. Its like going to Detroit or Baltimore wearing MAGA.
>>69128206
Came here to post this
>>69129570
I am both. I get called white/jew/german/russian. I am full spick, uncircumcised. And both of my grandmothers look like natives.
>>69127954
Wear a crucifix, everyone will think you are catholic.
>>69128801
>My buddy traveled all over yurop with a USA flag shirt, USA flag pants and USA flag aviators. Got tons of pussy and didn't get beat up or anything. He is a big guy tho
4U?
>>69130768
>get mobbed
But he's not white looking, so they'd be deathly afraid of even having an aggressive thought against him, which is as you would know, illegal.
>>69127954
>With all the terrorist attacks and anti Muslim sentiment spreading through out Europe, how do I avoid being mistaken for a Muslim?
Learn spanish, claim you're spanish.
>I thought about wearing an American Flag wife beater
Yeah, we'll hate you far more for that.
>>69127954
>Paco makes enough American dollars to extensively travel through Europe
>immigrants are stealing jobs and bragging about it on /pol/
>>69130876
You don't seem to understand. Each of these cities mentioned are full of shitskins who care not how liberals would act.
>>69127954
Muslims have assimilated too much, specially male ones so don't bother. If you're really scared of being attacked just don't go to places that are full of white nationalists like /pol/ :DDD. No but srsly. I myself look much like an arab when I have a beard and my main concern is being mistaken. I highly doubt you will get bothered tho. Just enjoy your journey and try not to be bombed.
>>69127954
do not come, friend, it's even worse for Americans around here.
>>69130945
I freedom
>>69127954
>trip to Europe
why?
and honestly you have more to fear when people recognize you as american
people love muzzies, especially in the cities you listed. but americans are generally hated. so better to be normal
ohh and btw be careful of pickpockets, especially in barcelona. a rapefugee tried to steal my phone there
>>69131057
>all of europe's great cities are already invaded
>>69127954
>>69131315
Welcome to the 21st century. That said its not quite as bad as the USA for city demographics. However 10-20% shitskin is still enough to form a flash mob.
>>69127954
>But I don't want to come off as a stereotypical obnoxious American.
The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep
Western european cities see far worse than spics, you will fit right in with all the niggers and gypsies.
Eastern europe is so white even southern europeans get beat up there. This is why you stick to major cities in western europe and don't go east.
>>69131987
And avoid Romania in general. Not for race reasons, just because it's a shithole.
>>69127954
>anti Muslim sentiment spreading
>avoid being mistaken for a Muslim
nice try ISIS
>>69127954
are you light skinned hispanic or brown?
if brown, no one will think you are Gringo.
if light skinned, try to imitate look and style of Mediterranean men to blend in.
>>69127954
Wear a giant cross.
>>69129042
>tfw i have brown hair and when i grow my beard out my moustache turns blonde and i get red hair elsewhere
i used to have bright blonde hair when i was little. being a mongrel american white is weird bro
>>69129867
>Munich
>Very liberal
>>69127954
You should wrap up as much of your skin as possible in thick cloth. Pretty much like pic related, that way they can't see the color of your skin and think you're a Muslim.
>>69131987
>Eastern europe is so white even southern europeans get beat up there.
srs? this sounds unreal
>>69132801
North Eastern sorta true.
But South Eastern... Greece, Romania and Turkey are not white, no matter how much they pretend to be.
>>69131144
Paraguay more like paragay haha :D
>>69127954
>oh no, I'm brown and I will go to the only places in the world where brown people are worshipped, given money and citizen status no questions asked, and where women will sleep with me just to show their friends they belong to the right side of history
wew lad sounds terrible
Seriously, no one in Western Europe will attack you for either being brown or being American. It'll only come up if you discuss politics.
>>69127954
Pretend your Canadian, half of Europe probably doesn't even know were a country
>>69133390
if were not than neither are spain and italy
>>69127954
Skip Rome. And skin Berlin. Go to Prague.
You're welcome.
>>69129711
We have American flags everywhere here. Shops, clothes, our vehicles, houses etc.
It's our culture
My neighbor has a pole on his front lawn to display his flag
>>69133671
Fuck them too.
>>69131242
We romanticize Europe here, at least the leafties
>>69133661
What's a Canadian?
>>69132774
dr thrax?
>>69133769
Long trip from seattle.
>>69127954
if any Spanish person calls you a Sudaca remind them that they were FUCKED by Moors for over 700 years. The Basque up north can back you up on it
>>69127954
Don't wear an American flag shirt.
Europoors hate us for our freedom so they'll probably give you shit for it. Don't worry about getting killed though, they don't have the balls.
Combat to an average Eurofag means waving a white flag and/or hiding.
>>69127954
White Ameribro here who lived in Europe and often travels for work there (Milan and London in particular).
Just dress and act American and you'll be fine.
If you're too brown maybe avoid sporting a beard.
You'll be fine
>>69128081
>Dumbinican
oh, so youre a nigger who thinks he's white
>>69127954
Go In your ese attire and dont stop ogling and harasing the mamacitas.
Wear a cowboy hat.
>>69127954
Almost forgot, don't act like a enlightened hippie liberal faggot who's pretending to be European. Make sure people know you're a tourist. Don't be afraid to ask questions or directions.
>>69131987
>Eastern Europe is so white
Slav delusion lmao
You politely tell people where you are from and what it is you're doing here if they ask. Most Europeans love to talk.
>>69127954
Prepare to get thousands of white women to worship you. They love brown guys.
>white people
>europeans
Won't exist in 100 years.
>>69129953
>Meanwhile in California
>>69134810
>American
>white
This mongrel delusion lmao.
Wear a MAGA hat
Please do it.
>>69127954
Just don't have a beard. Make sure that your EU-issued turban that you must wear at all times is clean; Muslims are known to let theirs get dirty.
Look like this and you will dominate da streetz
>>69134914
at the rite aid (convenience/pharmacy) by my house this morning, i saw 2 mexican day laborers get into a truck with some white dude
there are always like 15 hanging around, but i've never seen anyone actually pick them up/employ them on the spot like that
>>69127954
Come as a muslim, you'll get all the girls and free stuffs
>>69127954
You won't be mistaken for a muslim. At least not in Spain, we can tell the difference between a latino and a muslim
>>69127954
Do these...
>have no facial hair
>try a faggier hipster haircut
>dress better than you usually do, but don't look rich
Basically, do what preppy white people do. Don't do anything that makes you look like a dindu. Fun fact: this will make white people not hate you as much in America.
The real question is, with all the anti muslim and syrian refugee shit going on, are American's viewed in a better light now? You used to want to go to Europe and say you were Canadian. Can you now say you're an American and not fear being looked down on?
>>69138042
>american's
I fucked my own shit up right there.
>>69127954
Buy those sweet shorts on the bottom right OP
Damn those are some fine shorts
>>69127954
Dont have facial hair can help, dress normally like everyone else rather than what pakis wear, and speak good english
people will then probably just think youve been on holiday to spain
Are Russian naturally more hostile? They don't seem cuck
>>69134023
The Caliphate lasted 700 years? Holy shit
>>69139124
They're all talk. They're pussies IRL
