Not even joking:
>>>/qa/479246
Should be called /mud/
Why would Muslims even come to 4chan?
>implying that will take off
>implying it wouldn't just become the new shitposting board
It will be the most FBI monitored board on 4chan.
>>69126571
taqiyya news network, all the pro islam threads would explode especially with leftypols interference
>>69126571
Why would anyone come to this hellhole?
>>69126672
inshallah my brother
>>69126432
Should be called /C4/ or /bomb/
I like /bomb/
there is already a board like that and its called /his/
the entire board is basically a mudslime circlejerk where they nostalgia about the only time when they were relevant
while reporting and throwing ad hominems at anyone who doesn't agree that its a religion of peace and the crusaders were mass-murdering monsters attacking the poor muds whom were only defending themselves in their conquest
seriously, I thought /pol/ would have noticed the sudden decrease in gulf arab posters here
>>69126432
They should make it. It will either be a massive 24-hour anti-Islamic flame war or a nice natural honey pot for anti-terror surveillance organizations.
>>69126738
>>69126432
>implying I'm not gonna go on that board to start acting like some salafist fuck head
>>69126672
you mean least
>>69126779
Meanwhile, 8/his/ might be as slow as an antique library worker with bronchitis, at least they aren't liberal muslim apologists.
Where did 4/his/ go wrong then?
How is this not going to get Hiroshimoot killed?
Can we have boards for the other religions, such as Buddhism and Kek worship? (praise be to Kek!)
Otherwise I'm calling religious intolerance card
>>69127019
We're going to need to have an atheism board as well. /tip/
>>69127019
Thought this was the Kek worship board.
>>69126432
NOOOOOOO!!!
>>69126432
This is how 4Chan is destroyed.
>create Islam board
>actual terrorists post
>commit terrorist attacks
>this combined with ISIS pepe leads to 4Chan being permanently shut down.
It's just a trap to destroy us.
>>69126779
>>69126952
You mad that they don't let you post your unsourced revisionist bulltshit, cucks? Deal with it.
Do what jews do: Get in on the groundfloor and subvert it to hell
Also that jap owner is a fucking estrogen cuck, why the fuck
>>69127144
THIS...
We have to shitpost this board to oblivion!
This can't be happening...
>>69126432
Think of it like the pony board. It's somewhere other than here to put all the undesirables.
>>69127177
>unsourced revisionist bulltshit
like all the daily non-existant-but-yet-it-exists-in-their-heads pan-arabism posted there, achmed al-dhimmi?
It'd just be full of people roleplaying as Muslims and people trying to troll Muslims.
Eh. It'd just become another arm of the FBI.
>hello fellow non-radicals.
Now I can shit on them without getting beheaded
>implying 4chan doesn't need to be suicide bombed
>>69126672
Hahaha oh god have you ever been on /b?
I request that we have a separate Sunni and Shia boards.
yeah let's make 4chan a place where radical islam can spread. Fucking stupid-ass idea. /pol/ is bad enough. If that board actually gets made, then 4chan deserves to be taken down for creating a culture where dangerous radical ideologies of all stripes can thrive and grow.
>>69126571
Muslim here. /pol/ is my go to site for news. Everytime an attack happens I show my parents how terrible we are.
MAGA.
All we are doing is sharing the religion of peace and making accounts to share our ideals with like minded brothers and educating people about Islam, there's literally nothing to report.
Faggot.
Cool. Great place to post burning Koran pictures.
>>69127699
on the bright side we can have a 4chan race war
>>69127138
Based Rollo.
/obama/
>>69126432
moot warned us about adding too many arbitrary boards. Can some japanese anon explain to Hiro how an arab board would be a bad idea?
>>69127699
You are an embarrassment to my flag, censorfag
>>69127722
Why didn't you report the San Bernadino shooters? They threw babyshowers. People knew but didn't turn them in. It has to stop. Why didn't you report them, muslim?
>>69127177
Those damn revisionists, faking all those bombings in Europe and shootings in America and massacres in the Middle East and beheadings and rapes and immolations and stonings and amputations and hijackings.
>>69126672
Think /k/ has that one
>>69127851
And you're an embarrassment to humanity.
>>69127699
It would be a nonstop 'post muhammad getting fucked by animals' board. And there's literally no threat they could ever levy against people to stop it.
About time, it is 2016.
>>69126432
>tfw I can unleash all of my shitposting power and shitpost the hell out of mudslimes
MY DREAM CAME TRUE
LET'S GO AUSTRALIANS YOUR HELP WILL COME IN HANDY
There aren't enough mods in the world to moderate a board like that.
Hiroshima nagasaki is going to ruin this site
>>69126481
>>69126754
kek
other possible names that may apply:
>/sand/
>/false/
>/death/
>/micro/
>/cult/
>/terror/
>/roach/
>/clit/
>/gang/
>/crime/
>/lucy/
>/coward/
>/CHUD/
>>69127874
I live in Kansas m8. A shithole. How the could I do that.
>>69127019
Kek is a religion founded on 4 chan?
>>69126754
>/C4/
>Terrorist shitposting
>Aussie shitposting the terrorist shitposting
>Makes the terrorist feel bad and he doesn't bomb that day
>Australia saves the world
Yeah lets do it.
>>69126754
>/C4/
kek
>>69126432
An Islam board funded by Saudi Arabia.
We just need more reasons to attract muslim posters until they are the majority
>>69127425
That literally doesn't happen. Stay mad, cuck.
>>69126571
who do you think makes the all "anti jew" posts in here?
>>69126432
Everyone will go there to shit on Jizzlam. White guilt faggots, SJW, and other Socialists will defend it to the death, and post their Jihad videos.
Literally not a single real Muslim will post there.
>>69128399
Yes. 4chan founded the Egyptian mythos thousands of years ago
>>69127722
If you don't believe in Islam, don't call yourself a muslim.
Please don't subject yourself to that.
>>69126779
This. I said the Roman Caesars had a more interesting lineage than the Sultans and I was spammed with "gb2 pol. XDDD." That place is just Reddit.
>>69126432
Between /pol/ and /int/ that board wouldn't last one week before being shitposted into oblivion with pictures of mohammad fucking children and farm animals.
>>69128666
Kekism is new, it is but a fragment of the egyptian mythos, focusing on the meme god.
>>69127019
Technically Kek worship could be filed under Egyptian Mythology so /myth/.
>>69128897
People usually get bored of shitposting on other boards after a while.
First we segregate, then we perforate.
>>69129061
RARE
>>69129061
Like you did on /int/ after they got your ass thrown in prison?
>>69127330
Mark Harding has first hand knowledge about undesirables being put somewhere else
We'll raid that place so much.
Not one good conversation will be had
>>69126432
sharia 4 chan
soon, we will remove all degeneracy from /pol/ inshallah takbir!
>>69128666
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
HOOOOOOL UP
YOU MEAN
WE WUZ PHARAOS AN SHEEEEET?
Also check'd
>>69126432
Mook will never allow it its ok. chill
i would have no problem with an islamic board.
>>69126432
they have one on cripple chan too so I don't see why not
>>69128516
oh please you filthy diaspora sand nigger
I've read there everything from people blaming all the current problems in the ME that they dont have a arab kaliphat to keep it all together, since this last century is apparently the first time in history they don't have one and before that they all lived happily stoning infidels together. To the whole "muh prophet is a pedofag" being false rumours spread by the umads cause they apparently had a beef with the guy who founded their religion and wanted to make him look bad.
>>69129402
Of course you wouldn't!
>>69129366
I see your check, and I check you back.
>>69126432
I would love to troll an islam board
the possibilities are endless
>>69129061
>People usually get bored of shitposting on other boards after a while.
Not strayans or canacuks.
>>69129523
It would be my main board for shitposting a cheap laughs. the memes would be dank
>>69129419
Links, baby. And please don't wet your nappy while you're trying to do that.
>>69129523
Literally no actual muslim would go there, but it'd be a fun place for trolls trolling trolls in a roleplaying scenario.
>>69129419
>caring this much about what people say online
bruh
>>69126432
>they bomb my country
>now they bomb my only only escapism from real life
That's it im leaving you for 2ch BYE
>>69129642
>>69129419
And just for shits and giggles, I did a little digging through all the shitposts and found a thread. Very pro-muslim, right?
>>/his/895552
>>69129170
Wrong island, I'm in Guernsey, although you can blame the ISP for that.
HEAVEN'S GATE
BOARD
NAO
/fa/ is already SJW general though.
They literally have daily threads where people post their tumblr there.
>>69129885
how fucking new are you? are you an akhmet on a proxy?
>>69129911
/fa/ and /cgl/ have an incredibly high concentration of female posters, if not a majority.
Of course women have no perception that tumblr is cancer.
>>69129151
Kek. Mark BTFO.
>>69126432
>>>/cancer/
>>69129642
>expecting me to dig through the archives to months old threads
tried google one but as you can see it 404'd quite a while ago
>>>/his/574568
>>69129179
>>69126432
>and they all say that /pol/ doesn't spill
Ten bucks says >>69126432
made the thread on QA just to bait /pol/.
on more step in the redditifcation of cuckchan
thank you based chinese M00t.
>>69128788
But I am muslim. I just dont DO any of the things.
>>69129523
Oh man I can just think of the shitposting
who ready here for some bacon and coran between butt cheeks postin?
>>69126432
It's a Reddit raid.
>>69126432
Imagine the shitposts.
>>69128809
WUZ
>>69131117
Kangz
>>69130258
>current year
>not shitting next to your buddies and discussing the day's events
My little Germany can't be THIS racist!
>>69126432
in the sticky: BEHEAD THOSE WHO SHITPOST ABOUT ISLAM
I'm not a Muslim, but I'm majoring in Islamic Studies and I'd love that too!
Good thing we already got a board
>>69126952
When history threads were divorced from /tg/ who'd post elf porn in mudslime threads.
>>69131363
Really, Alberto?
>>69130771
There does seem to be enough liberal bullshit for it to be a reddit raid.
>>69130870
No, actually imagine when those waver and slow down. This is utter bullshit. We should just have a board based on all religions, not a single one. Quite clearly there is some bias here.
>>69131363
I'd go all salafist on that board.
>>69126779
/his/ is quite possibly the worst board
>>69131363
t. Alberto Cuckarossa
>>69127177
No one posts sources on /his/
People believe that Thomas Aquinas objectively proved the existence of God and philosophy is more important than science because science to them is just the philosophy of nature
>>69129770
it wasn't like they tried to pass them as "opinions" but actual facts without any sources backing them up
I have seen a discussion to why their shitty prophet wasnt a Warlord go for 100+ posts while a bunch of people keep posting sources to why he was while the other kept posting out of context quotes out of their shitty book while moving the goalposts until finally just spamming "go back to /pol/" like the rest of them when cornered with facts that shatter their reality.
>>69131363
>Islamic Studies
Good luck finding a job
>>69129404
Cripplechan is a desolate wasteland due to their ridiculous amounts of boards
Why the fuck would you base anything off them?
>>69126730
Hellholes are what muslims are good at.
>>69127144
My first thought also. Stop fucking with the election, stop worshipping kek, stop referencing cuck culture. Fuck, we are popping up on the radar too often now.
>>69126432
Finally, I can use this meme.
>>69128459
>Mudslime Board acts like a lightning rod for Australians
>/pol/ immediately triples in quality as we don't have 10 200+ reply threads about gun control or black cocks at the cost of losing the handful of hilarious aussie banter posts.
>>69129061
OH yeah? Watch this
>>69126432
the comments alone makes me believe that reddit is behind this. Who the fuck even talks about hate speech and racism on 4chan of all places without it being ironic
>>69133785
>without it being ironic
You're missing the point.
>>69126616
It would become /pol/s new shitposting board and I will gladly join you guys.
They should call it Place of Removing Kuffar or /pork/ for short.
>>69126432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI
/jihad/
>>69126571
To enforce Internet Sharia Law, ofcourse!
>>69126672
>implying /po/ is not the most monitored board
>>69126432
If they make it NSFW and provide us pics of the muslim ritual matings I might be interested.
For scientific interest of course, I'm not a degenerate.
>>69128459
>implying A LEAF post wouldn't push the terrorist over the edge because the post was so bad
>>69126432
>meme jihad
Wtf is wrong with his neckbeard, it's all curly? Do ISIS not have barbers or shit?
>>69127722
Self-hating Muslims are alright in my book.
PEOPLE OF 4CHAN.
THIS IS WHERE WE GIVE OUR BIGGEST FIGHT!
THE ENEMY IS KNOCKING ON OUR DOOR.
THEY ARE ATTACKING OUR HOME, OUR IDEAL, OUR FAMILY.
WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.
>>69130111
sometimes i miss his shitposting, very unique style
>>69139515
Some of them take the beard thing very seriously and just let it do whatever it wants.
>>69126571
We reeled in a bunch of them a few years back with our fervent antisemitism. Perhaps they thought /pol/ was a Muslim board and that they were in good company.
>>69139882
True Muslims aren't the problem. Islam is, you'll never defeat/alter Islam by starting a war against Muslims. You have to go against the doctrine itself.
>>69126754
>american caring about Sweden
You're cute. But you do know that Sweden has no coast, right? It's right in the middle of Europe with plenty of alps.
>>69126779
>religion of peace
You're cute too. That was something GWB said 17 September 2001.
