>The Pope comes on live TV and calls for all Christians and their allies to unite and destroy the Muslim menace once and for all
>Your plane tickets will be covered, as well as all living expenses; you will be well armed and the holy Catholic armies will for all intents and purposes be modern day crusaders
>You will be granted a lofty life insurance policy if you die during the crusade, and any spoils gathered during said crusade are yours to take home with you
How quickly would their ranks fill, and how many months until every Muslim and every ME shit hole are just mass graves?
>>69125969
If there is one thing History has proven time and time again... White people are the best at war.
>>69125969
>The Pope comes on live TV and calls for all Christians and their allies to unite and destroy the Muslim menace once and for all
Are you talking about a hypothetical future pope?Cause if you're talking about the current one what you should have written was:
>The pope comes on live TV and calls for all Christians and their allies to unite and prep the Muslim bulls as they breed their women.
Only if I can bring my own guns, they'd probably give me a useless POS one of those europoor countries fields.
>>69125969
a shit ton of latin americans and some whites would join
>>69125969
>>The Pope comes on live TV and calls for all Christians and their allies to unite and destroy the Muslim menace once and for all
If he did that the only menace that would be destroyed by a united Western world would be Vatican City.
>>69125969
If the pope finds time to detach himself away for sucking on migrant toes and immigrant dick.
Maybe.
>>69126280
this
also lol that /pol/ thinks the answer to religious extremism is to fight it with religious extremism
"moderate" muslims need to just make a new religion, and leave all the loonies as muslims. that way we can just have a mass genocide of muslims and be done with them.
>>69125969
With current pope? Not happening.
>>69125969
I would only join if raping and looting is legal
>>69126383
One time we have a Pope and its the worst
possible outcome.
So essentially a Christian version of ISIS?
>>69126545
Kiss it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyP9zxgCXU
Apologize!
>>69125969
not even catholic
but i'd 100% join in the first day just to fight alongside my western brothers
>>69125969
Thd current Pontiff is a liberal Jesuit who lives in a fantasy world. The last to see clearly was Pope St. Pius X
>>69126280
>>69126353
>implying they could do anything when half their countries go to war.
>>69126184
>FAMAS
>POS
pick one
>>69126353
Sometimes you must fight fire with fire to destroy all the oxygen that feeds it.
It's a good thing, good for the environment.
>>69125969
Immediately
>>69126367
There can be no moderate Muslim but the Sufi
For the rest, Dar al Harb can't be divorced from Dar al Islam.
>>69125969
>The pope
Don't joke like this Australia, pls.
>>69126084
Huns, mongols, russio Japanese war, Vietnam, every time Afghanistan was invaded, Carthage
>best at war
>>69125969
>Pope Cuck on TV giving a speech about prepping the Islamic bull
>Glass shatters
>That unmistakable crunchy riff starts playing
>His Holy Basedness Pope Benedict comes running down the isle shouting Scripture
>current """""" pope"""""" gets kicked in the stomach and receives a righteous stunner
>True Pope Benedict climbs the turn buckle, crosses himself, points to the crowd, and downs some blood of Christ
>>69125969
I would join and i'm protestant
>>69125969
>Catholic
No thanks.
Probably an army to wash the feet of muslims.
>>69125969
Atheset here. I'd sign up in a second.
>>69125969
are you implying we wouldnt first cleanse our own countries?
>>69126383
How do polish catholics feel about the currwnt pope? How are you guys based when the leader of your faith is a turbocuck
>>69127122
We walked away from the Vietnam war after slaughtering the shit out of them. Counting that as a loss is akin to beating the shit out of some guy then getting bored and people say you lost the fight despite the fact that he was in critical condition and you needed a band-aid.
>>69126084
Whites could not even invade africa without help from native tribes lmao
Not white nor Christian but I'd still sign up.
The situation must be really desesperate for europeans to make them want to fight
>>69126084
italos try to mingle in africa ww2, germany has to send troops to help out and looses strength on actual important borders.
pls
My name is Not Important
>>69125969
Yes. Not plane tickets though- it would be far cooler if it was a YUGE fucking convoy of vehicles, tansk and trucks gathering more and more numbers as it crossed through Europe, and then round via what we shall call the New Byzantium, when we depose the filthy Turkroach.
This would be so fucking good.
>>69126383
left the church because of him.
what a cuck I want my benedikt back
>>69125969
This could be done in a few months. I'd be happy to go.
>>69127367
kek, this is waht we need
>>69126084
pls the only thing whites are good at, is proxy war.
>>69125969
For the sake of my generation and the few upcoming ones, yes.
But looking at the grand scheme the ones who control the world just use us like puppets so why bother. We would just end up as cannonfodder or come home and live in a society better than the one we fought against but still degenerate and self destroying. Society would just keep eating up the retarded values the media serves them.
Id be ready to destroy the muslims
>>69127905
Benedict is a paedophile and a liability to the holy see.
>>69128234
>muh pedophiles xDDD
c-can jews into crusade? pls
>>69128301
Degenerate.
>>69128496
but schlomo, you're next
>>69128020
Says the guy whose whole country got purged by whites.
>>69128496
must
you will be need for engage enemy lines from their back
>>69127024
>Dar al Harb can't be divorced from Dar al Islam.
Elaborate.
The pope would be removed, the crusade would never happen and the church would never recover from the negative PR
>>69127847
you guys hate turkey but they should actually be commended for one thing.....they have the lowest instance of children born out of wedlock (3%) in the entire world. While they may be filthy, they have us all beat on that single category of degenerate behavior.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/24/travel/wonder-list-bill-weir-iceland/index.html
^tl;dr: iceland has 67% of kids born to single mothers, turkey has 3%
back to the kebab removal though.....count me in. Ranks would fill fast. Not going to happen with this pope unless they (isis) goes full allah snackbar on vatican city or something. I am actually kind of curious why if they have such a big fucking problem with christians, they havent pulled any shit off at the literal center of the catholic religion.
>>69128637
If I said the argie cuck raped me as a kid would you believe me?
>>69125969
>The Pope comes on live TV and calls for all Christians and their allies to unite and destroy the Muslim menace once and for all
That would not be the good Christian thing to do. We should follow Christ's example, minister to our enemies and gladly let them kill us. Fighting them would be bad.
>>69127122
Huns got fucked and exterminated, Carthage did as well, Russo-Japanese war was the worst of whites agianst the best of Asians, Vietnam and Afghanistan were lost because u Burgerfats have too many liberal pussies that prevent you from actually cracking down effectively on guerilla warfare because muh poor oppressed shitskin.
>>69128496
We're already crusading.
>>69128496
Of course!
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/12/10/459223058/catholics-should-not-try-to-convert-jews-vatican-commission-says
![colm-feore-cardinal-della-rovere-showtime-borgias[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IunOSSc.jpg "colm-feore-cardinal-della-rovere-showtime-borgias[1].jpg")
We must rid St. Peter's of the Jesuit Pope and restore our Holy Mother Church to her former glory.
>>69128234
He knew how to wear his holocaustin hat tho
>>69125969
that's my insurance policy? I get to keep anything valuable i find in prehistoric Muslim land?
No thanks man.. I make 60k annually. It might not be alot but I'm happy with it.
>>69127367
>BAW GAWD CAN WE GET A AVE MARIA?!?!
>HE DID IT, I DUN SEEN IT, BUT I DONT BELIEVE IT!!! POPE BENEDICT DUN DROPPED OLE FRANKIE WITH A STUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
>HE'S KILLIN HIS BROWN ASS!!!
I'm not sure Papa Francis would ever call that. First there would have to (and I hate to say this) be an assassination of Francis and the conclave would have to elect a right-wing pope. The chance of that happening? Not very likely. If it were to happen lets say I would believe that Catholics and Christians everywhere would rise up.
>Deus Vult
>>69129247
this.
Everything valuable has already been destroyed by IS memelords.
The only thing worth taking is oil, and I guarantee the Crusaders wont be the ones taking it
>>69125969
No need for crusade. Just nuke europe and the middle east.
>>69125969
> How quickly would their ranks fill, and how many months until every Muslim and every ME shit hole are just mass graves?
Not sure, but it would be glorious. We'd have to bring back the Holy Inquisition as well to burn all the muzzies, jews and islamophile traitors in our countries.
>>69125969
it will never happen, bro...
>>69129247
Are you retarded? Or can you not read? It quite literally says "You will be granted a lofty life insurance policy if you die during the crusade, AND (emphasis mine you retard) any spoils gathered during said crusade are yours to take home with you"
How the fuck is a moron like you making 60k? You must be working in NY where the average salary is 80k
Do we get a catchy anthem like the other have it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
>>69125969
I'd go even if I weren't Christian. Fight and die for your honor, men.
>>69125969
I want to boot this video up again. Thanks for inspiring me. Fuck whatever your shitty thread is about.
>muh deus vult
>>69130032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hnUgXxU9YA
There won't be any kind of Catholic Zeal with the current Pope as things stand.
BUT if he gets injured or killed in a "The Scorpion and the Frog" scenario even those not religious might jump in support of the Church.
Which makes me wonder if that isn't the plan all along.
>>69131037
Maybe that's why he refuses to go around with the bulletproof proection and why he said that his papacy will be a short one
>>69126084
nah whites are just resourceful
>>69125969
Wouldn't work because there aren't many people left who give a fuck about the Pope. Maybe some Mexicans and Poles, that's it.
>>69126545
The Church survived the Borgias, we'll also survive Francis.
>>69127024
Sufis are basically Freemasons, they are extremely important for the first few waves of conversions in a country Islam set it's sights on. The Sufis are always sent in first.
>>69128795
Dar al Harb = House of War (Non-Islamic world)
Dar al Islam = House of Islam (Islamic world)
>>69127814
nice to meet ya, not important!
>>69126585
you say it like its a bad thing haim. as long as they wont turn against israel then its cool, if europe\us wont want their jews we would gladly take them.
>>69125969
Will never happen.
The Roman Catholic Pope is under control of the Jewish Zionists.
Of course I would. I'd call my lebanese catholic friend too.
>>69125969
>>69125969
Pope
leader of jew cucked sect
>hate muslim because mossad backed monkeys destroy syria and make terror in Eyrop
TOTALLY BRAINWASHED NIGGER
>>69125969
How fucking delusional you are.
Christians are cowards by majority.
A large percentage of Muslims are pretty violent and live around violence pretty much every day, know how to hide well from violent acts, basically live a life of expecting an explosion any minute.
Still under half of them, but that is half of 1.6 billion.
Christianity would fall, not Islam. And I fucking hate Islam. (more)
>>69132383
You know happens to Jews during crusades, right?
>>69127708
Because its a shithole where even your immune system wants to kill you
>>69127905
Based Sheev
>>69125969
I'd sign up in a fucking heartbeat, even though you missed something very important OP:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_of_the_Crusade
I N D U L G E N C E S MOTHERFUCKER
Also, what kind of weapons? Hopefully something AK patterned, that would fucking rule.
>>69131037
PLEASE
P L E A S E
>>69131249
IF FRANCIS IS PLANNING TO MARTYR HIMSELF TO GEAR UP THE CHURCH I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT HIM
>>69125969
sign me up
>>69127905
Idiot. There have been plans of ousting Francis due to heresy for years, just wait a little.
>>69125969
Ain't gonna fight for that Pope, he already kissed the feet of some muslim shit.
>>69131037
lol, no chance. At least in Europe, most people would actually cheer if someone killed the pope.
>>69130468
Who would even participate in something like this? I can't imagine deciding to say "yes" to "please let the Pope smooch your feet in public, and also have photos taken of this event for eternal posterity." Disgusting.
>>69125969
>>The Pope comes on live TV and kisses Muslim feet
True story
>>69130468
JUST
>>69137163
>>69130468
Such a coward, he wants that publicity of being a humble and forgiving man, like John Paul II when some mussie tried to kill him. Except he's at no risk from himself, he's up there in his palace with his guard, while regular Europeans pay the price for his photo ops and media approval.
Disgusting.
>>69127122
>Carthage
Africa is named after the Roman general that destroyed Carthage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scipio_Africanus
>>69132071
good job leaf, that was the most Canadian way that someone could respond to >>69127814.
*clap clap*
> brb, burger.
I would request autonomy and contracts of peace dictating that Heathens would not become a subsequent target, but under these conditions I would join them. I can find support for such a cause, as it is just, but I do not support any overreach once the Crusade has been ended. I don't want to have my allies turn on me once the immediate threat is dealt with.
Even an Asatruar can see that a Holy War is the only way to save Scandinavia. If I am ever to visit a non-cucked land of my ancestors, it must find itself purged of vile parasites.
If only op......
We might get to see that latino cartel vs isis match up. Television gold.
>>69127122
>nonwhites lose a war whites
>their civilization is completely overthrown and their land is occupied and ruled by whites
>nonwhites "win" war
>whites leave nonwhite land after years of trying to win public opinion of the natives
>no white land conquered
these outcomes are not the same
Well. You all have had the chances for over 5 years now. You talk the talk but don't walk the walk . Pussies
>>69125969
>being a cathlocuck
>trusting this pope
>calling another grown man daddy
>>69125969
Not even a Christian and I'd join. DEUS VULT
very well, but I will only answer to the name Boromir
>>69128496
What are you talking about? You've been removing Kebab since 1948. I'm jealous to be honest.
Just understand that as soon as we rid the world of the Mudslime menace, we're kicking all Jewish bankers and media moguls out of our countries. We'll give you the borders of Greater Israel that you want in return, but whites will colonise the rest of MENA, with the possible exception of Iran, since they've proven themselves slightly civilized and have always opposed the Globalist menace.
Sound like a plan?
