Why does this country even exist? What are you doing Spain?
I heard they used to be kings and queens once.
Because England.
>>69123368
Why would u try to conquer a piece of land that is so poor and fked and Hot when u have all the Atlantic at your knees.
STFU they conquered Brazil.
Because they are the best part of Iberia
>>69124099
>>69123368
Portugal is our oldest ally, lay off them.
>implying spain isn't the vassal state to the great barbossian empire
>>69124050
they ruined brazil*
If only they'd let a competent country get colonize this shit.
>>69123368
Spain tried to conquer it a couple times and got btfo
>>69124156
>>69124186
Thank you, greatest ally
>>69123368
>>69124307
They were too nice to the natives and the niggers.
>>69124307
it was colonised right..
monkeys-on-the-loose fucked up your shit senpai
>>69124156
sooo this
>>69123687
>>69123890
tfw no gippos
Portuguese only come here to build haha
all they know is hand working skill
>>69123368
The Iberian Union was a thing for some time. Then Alberto Barbosa decided he didn't like the Spanish that much and declared war.
>>69123368
spain can´t do shit
>>69124842
is that a bad thing?
>>69125190
In the eyes of a mountain jew it is
>>69125190
for mountain-jews it is
Because the unification of most of Iberia into Spain was not an easy or secure thing (see: Catalonian independence movement, Basque insurgency, repeated attempts by Galicia to break away from Spain), and Portugal was sufficiently strong that trying to conquer it could have toppled the whole house of cards and led to Castile losing control and the fracturing of Iberia into half a dozen independent kingdoms
>>69123368
Leave Portugal alone!
>>69124976
>Crown of Aragon
JUST
If he tried to conquer them, Portugal would take over in less than a year.
We are pretty shitty at social, political and economical matters. I can´t expect us to actually know how to operate a fucking gun.
>>69123549
First post, best post. Top kek mongol
>>69125686
jesus christ
>>69124976
>A rag tag group of a few drunk Portuguese sailors together with some British peasants armed with nothing more than wet longbows defeat the medieval equivalent of tanks
It's so they could have an extra option to play in Civ V.
>>69123368
British scum made that buffer state exist.
>>69124355
That's not true. They tried and they did conquer it. But the eternal anglo was there behind to screw them.
Also, the beauty of cultural marxists trying to use a bunch of commie loving spearchuckers supported by the 2 superpowers of the world to overthrew a Portuguese province.
Lovely ain't it?
>>69126725
Can't believe we were winning before we ended it.
>>69123368
are you aware that Portugal is counted as the first superpower ever?
>>69125686
>15000/8 k/d ratio
jesus fucking christ were these guys armed with nukes? like how do you carry that many arrows? How do you keep your swords sharp enough to keep carving through the literal hundreds of people you are carving through.
I mean holy fucking shit that means, under conservative estimates, each and every one of those guys killed 10 men before the battle was over, and they ONLY LOST 8 TOTAL MEN. Ever get into a physical fight? If so, remember how you felt after you were done with ONE person, and that wasn't even to the death? Now you have to fight ten people and kill every single one of them without them beating you.
Holy shit.
>>69123368
Portugal?
more like POO-rtugal lmao.
>>69128033
>A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL
>>69123368
As expected Americans tend to look at maps as if they were playing Civ 5 or some shit. That's why they make so many posts about "perfect maps of europe" with less countires (just 5 or 6).
The complexity seems to disturb them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eGqXvhOFrs
>>69128373
at least mine is a wagon wheel, your flag looks like poo served on a platter.
>>69123687
Because Spain utterly failed every attemp at conquest.
FTFY
>>69128720
You would know what that looks like, Pajeet.
>>69128945
and you would know what it tastes like Gul Muhammad arif.
>>69123368
More to the point, why doesn't Portugal own Galicia?
>>69128985
The fuck you just call me? We don't speak sandnigger around here.
>>69129147
oh sorry my bad. ooga booga bombaclat, rasta booga.
>>69129315
I like you.
Spain just doesn't want to have to deal with poor druggies.
>>69129315
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.
>>69128848
What do you think about Olivença?
>>69124842
can confirm
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>>69129827
:)
>>69129935
Oh, you think the shitposting is your ally, but you merely adopted the shit. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the loo until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but witchcraft! The skidmarks betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring diarrhea. Then, I will break you. Your precious streets, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your loo, or your streets.
>>69129315
10/10 would call again when encountering technical difficulties
PORTUGAL IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD MOTHERFUCKERS!
JELLY MOTHERFUCKERS
>>69123368
Funny you should ask.
You see it all started when the moors invaded and the good people of Portugal didnt want that so they began inbreeding to keep the wealth in the family as well as keep thier daughters away from the shitskins.
It'll make more sense when Spain Balkanizes
>>69126612
It's only a buffer against the Atlantic
Leave oldest ally alone
>>69124364
Oldest Allegiance in the world.
May it continue long until we have been overrun by the third world.
>>69124650
It wasn't tho. What do they teach about the colony there in Portugal? Even the little parts colonized by the Dutch started doing 10x better until you took it back.
>>69130190
You're alright India.
We are what Catalluna wants to be but can't.
>>69131478
We didn't colonize the whole SA and that place (up to Mexico) is just a train wreck. Don't pin the blame on us.
>>69124307
...Because of poortugal you're not an african't tier country , you dipshit. Obey your masters
>>69123368
Eternal jewnglo
>>69132433
See? >>69129100
Literally worst scum on Earth
>>69132322
>...Because of poortugal you're not an african't tier country
We are.
