These lads break into your house and demand you get a life and bin your butter knives. What do?
>>69109071
Slowly and calmly open the family knife safe. Once I remove the knife pure adrenaline rushes throughout my body forcing me to act unreasonably and I quickly bin my knife in their head and go on a murdering rampage cause purely by the violent nature of the knife.
>>69109071
Set my sofa on fire senpai
I have a nearly full packet of plastic knives hidden in the closet. Hope they don't find my arsenal.
Hide my spare bicycle wheel
>>69109071
>DPG
>Doing anything but standing on doorsteps and opening doors for diplomats
Anon please.
>>69109071
>MP5
Why are you guys still using this shit?
>>69112075
being photographed
they're not actually gonna use guns to take on terrorists, that'd be homophobic
>>69112075
It's because the Eternal Anglo was behind the Red Army Faction
>>69112075
mp5s are cute
they remind me of childhood
>>69109071
Say "these knives are for allah" I'll probably get a medal or they're gonna hand me their guns.
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