HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they actually can
Russia has shitty outdated war equipment plus NATO has hacked their nukes so that even if they were to fire them they would be redirected to hit Moscow and kill Putin
cockroaches are hard to kill
so i guess they are right
They are high from all the roach remover fumes.
I can't wait for Trump to kick these roaches out of NATO and then Russia wipes them off the face of this earth.
I ask nothing of the Turk, except that he disappears
Russia, pls genocide
we planned for 8 weeks. did not really work out...
>>69099529
Wouldn't they need some sort of approval by NATO to invade Russia? NATO wouldn't back that
O i am laffin
>>69099529
>it's time to go back to Counter Strike
>it's also time to ask mom for money for candy
>>69099633
This.
Worthless roaches.
>>69099452
>december 2015
>>69099688
This.
History knows at least 2 guys having similar plans + one of them was a fucking mastermind.
>>69099452
well, you know what they say about roaches.
>>69099778
>>69099633
>being this oblivious to international politics
>>69099452
>Trump leaves NATO and UN on 2017
Turkey is living its last days.
>>69099529
So, Your dad works at Nato? Say hello to Gabe for me.
>>69099452
NO BALLS
>>69099452
The roaches are at it again.
>>69099529
Now that's shitposting!
>>69099452
And they could nuke them in one day.
>>69099702
NATO is a defensive pact, tus cannot be used as a tool of invasion.
>>69099828
Don't worry you shitskin, you're safe hiding and fleeing in france like the coward you are.
>>69099452
Let them try, just let them try. Please i need this.
>>69099529
robesperg put your trip back on so that I don't have to read your carcinogenic shit
>>69099452
>>69099452
with the power of allah. we can do it. look at filthy k*rds.. they cant say a word. next is russia than europe.
remember gallipoli. whole world vs us and with power of allah we have defeated you! cocksuckers.
>>69099529
>russia has outdated equipment
>compared to Turkey
damn nigga that's a good joke
>>69099796
do you meen monsiour "enough luck for ten million generals" or herr "lets help our japanese allies by marching through russia"?
>>69099452
Ahahahaha
>>69099452
>occupy all of mother Russia
>in 7 days
>occupy an area larger than Pluto
With an army of only 2 million
>takes 12 days to cross by unimpeded railway
>>69099529
Didnt Germany invade them with a more modern and well organized army? Didnt help them that much.
>plus NATO has hacked their nukes
This isnt WarGames
Plz attack, I've always wanted to see
the roaches squashed in my lifetime.
>>69099529
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>>69099529
>implying we can't single handedly take over the world in an hour
>>69099897
>implying russia will spend a single ruble destroying turkey when they make an arrangement and take turkey into the eurasian union
>>69099850
Tell me ögedei khan
How did your ancestors invade russia
>>69099529
winter
>>69099948
Haha you worthless mudslimes are gonna get glassed and no one will miss you.
>>69099882
But doesn't cockroaches survive nuclear explosions.
>>69099529
america couldn't occupy russia in 7 months. let alone turkey
Why is this so hard to believe? After we destroyed Russia , they are not capable of anything past psuedo politics that we let them have. USA basically neutered Russia to the shithole it is now. Plus Turkey is technically bigger than Russia, if you don't count all the vast nothingness of Russia.
turk is kill
minutes ago Israel urged it's citizens to leave Turkey.
>>69100037
The best part is that because the Turks spread their budget among so many men the vast majority of them are stuck with tech from the 50s.
I doubt they could cross Turkey within a week,
>>69099452
>>69099529
>hacked their nukes
hack the planet
plug me into the mainframe
I'll set up a gooey interface
>>69099669
based marion
>>69099962
Featuring great equipment like the M48 patton, a tank that was outdated in the korean war.
How many you ask? 1300 of them in service as an MBT.
>>69100075
プー
イン
ルー
>>69099452
Russia is already full of cockroaches.
>>69099452
>>69099529
t. murican education
>>69100207
they have the largest tank fleet in the world the largest country in the world with some of the harshest conditions on the planet
russia has never lost a war on russian soil and they likely never will
>>69099529
You need 24 kills for the nuke, retard.
>>69099452
kek
>>69099452
>tfw Russians created roboroaches
>>69099452
The Turks don't actually think this right?
Right?
>>69100075POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POOPOO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POOPOO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO
>>69100207
Bigger in what way? Cuz it's in population, Russia has higher GDP, higher HDI, it has more active personnel in its army and it has a higher military budget
>>69100345
they got rcked by CP in WW1.
I doubt the grease army could reach Moscow in 7 days even if Putin official invited them.
>>69100075
POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO
>>69100345
do they have oil to run all these tanks?
>>69100386
Now that's smart. It'll blend right in... the perfect spy.
>>69100075
Pajeet,my son.
>>69100400
They believe they are european and white, at this point i'm not even surprised that they would make stupid statements like this.
>>69099529
>has hacked their nukes
lowest quality b8 I've seen all day
>>69100418
MUSSOURI GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69100555
They are white
Turkic people are white
Also they mixed with anatolians wish makes them even more white
But not white as much as uk poland or finnland
This is the collective reaction of the rest of the world
>All these Americans saying they've destroyed Russia internally
You're aware the liberal movement in the US was funded and organized by the KGB propaganda division up until the 90's right?
You're 60% white and falling, people are unironically voting Bernie sanders
>>69100499
>russia
>not enough oil.
>>69100499
Yes.
>>69100450
By who?
>>69099529
first post funniest post
>>69100696
tbqh family, they are practically muslim greeks that mixed with arabs.Turks came from asia yet look more arab/mediterranean depending on whcih aprt of turkey they live.
>>69099529
>hacked their nukes
>implying exterminatus systems are connected to the internet.
>>69100345
Mongols raped them
Anyway russia can rape the shit of any country even usa nowdays.
>>69099452
>Turkey more powerful than Napoleon and Hitler together
TOP FUCKING KEK
JUST
>>69100707
You know, it's funny. They're giving the americans a taste of Communism and the populace seems to welcome it after half a decade of demonizing it for a good reason.
Turkey is the 99%
>>69100839
no fucking way is that a real thought. Russia would curb stomp Turkey.
quint?
trying for quints!
>>69100781
desu in turkey there are no real turks. its just mix of turks, kurds, greeks, armenian and lil bit arabians. anatolia must have most mixed genes in the world.
>>69100823
Russia didn't exist during Mongol invasion. In some terms, Russia was founded in the war for independence from Mongol Empire.
Haha. Turkey is there for OUR benefit.
69100000
fuck it let's try again
Russia is a multicultural shit hole. Half their population would turn on them.
69100000
get
>>69100999
fucking off by one
>>69100309
My brother is a Challenger 2 tank commander and told me he'd love to go up against shit like that, it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.
>>69099633
trump is taking us out of nato dipdickler
we're gonna maga and leave europe to rot
>>69100999
Fuck you trips
>>69100999
>>69101000
Off by one frendo.
>>69099452
>>69099530
second post pretty good post
>>69099452
Activate the sleeper cells General Hassan!
Yes my Führoach!
>Turks swarm out of every household sink and occupy Russias kitchens
Achim of what is this?! We can not eat this!
>Squadron of Turkroaches try to get inside can of Borscht
Achmed we are starving Its cold! My 6 feet hurt! Why are we even here!
>Tukeys occupation fails.
>>69099452
Would be funny if they invaded them just before winter.
>>69099529
We always joke around about retards on the internet, but I didn't know we had legitimate mentally challenged people here.
>>69100999
I thought that Asians are good in numbers.
I'd like to see them try
>>69101025
Britain is part of Turkey now?
>>69100112
Is that guy on the pic a caricature or what
>>69099452
we need kebab removal to be in effect more.
>>69099890
Usa hijacked NATO for the Afghanistan campaign. Since then it is the North Atlantic Terror Organisation
>>69099529
im in ur base hackin ur nukes
>>69101032
When did Trump say that? I only him say that other NATO countries will pay their fair share
Beside if he wants to be buddy buddy with Israel they will get pissed if he let a large multi national army go.
>>69101017
>can't count
>>69101025
Did I mention most of their army consists of conscripts all from different cultures?
The best tanks they have are M60Ts and Leopards. F16's in their air force.
Their equipment has been outdated since the 90's while Russia has been massively modernising its own forces.
We'll see a repeat of the gulf war if Turkey wars Russia
>>69100075
POO
>>69099948
>anybody won at gallipoli
no just a bunch of people died before god blessed america with the nuclear bomb
and america shared its blessing with the world
we're gonna leave you to rot in europe when trump leaves the UN, but you're just going to get nuked
>>69101531
We were attacked you know
>>69100116
they invaded more than Russia
>>69100082
You have 0logistics faggots how are you gonna move equipment,men,food to conquer the world kek
>>69101618
I'd say the F16's could still do pretty well. The tanks however won't.
>>69100987
You can look who was fighting georgians in 2008.
>>69099948
Turkey is as it's name states. A fat bird ready to be plucked and eaten at whatever point we choose. Your kid fucking allah can suck the white man's balls bitch!
>>69101025
challenger 2 is good tank famalam
ill give it second to burger brigader
>mfw putin takes Constantinople
>Turkey falls into history as another country that thought they can successfully invade Russia
>>69101230
He's armenian
>>69099452
>>69101754
>2k16
>What are nukes
wew lad
>>69099530
Under rated post.
>>69099529
LOL
>Russia
>largest country on earth
>can be conquered in 7days
NOW THIS IS SHITPOSTING
To quote a mexican from another thread:
>Russian army turns on the kitchen lights
>Turkish army scatters for safety
>>69099529
I have actually heard from people in the Navy that Russia actually has the edge with their naval tech, which is surprising to me.
>>69101764
I don't think F16's will stand much of a chance against SU-35's
The ruskies have some pretty high-tech toys, just not a lot of them right now.
>>69099796
I'm assuming you mean Hitler,
in which case don't undermine based Napoleon. He was a genius. He rose from being a simple farmer, to being the leader of aristocracy, to invading all of Europe. He made many stupid mistakes- primarily attacking Russia instead of becoming allied with it, and fighting Turks and etc together - but for a man who has went such a distance, that is forgiven.
>>69099948
Germans saved the day in gallipoli though, turks just carried their equipment
>>69099452
Country with no nukes threatens Russia KEK
>>69101032
Yeah NATO is for fags now. MAGA is all that matters. Fuck Eurocucks. You wanna get ass plundered by Jamal Muhammed do it on your own dime.
>>69101754
>move equipment,men,food
That's not how Russians work.
The main goal is to get the personnel there. Local food and equipment is just as fine.
Why would you take any food with you in the first place? That's counter-productive. When soldiers are hungry just tell them that food and vodka are in the next city and they will eat when they capture it. Works every time.
>>69101857
>dem runes
>tfw commies raped your language
>picrelated, Russianrunes
>>69101783
>Turkey invades russia
>Pushes about 10 miles in, if that
>Turkey gets fisted and shoved out of Russia
>Vladimir Putin takes constantinople
>Calls a holy war
>Deus Vult
>Christian nations defend brothers of faith in Arabic nations
>Pic related
>Religious ecstasy all around
ITT: Turko-Russian LARPing general
>>69099948
>Can't beat the Kurds
>Thinks he can take on Russia
I know that cockroaches are resistant to nuclear radiation, but still, you people are not very bright.
>>69102119
>>69100698
I know m8 why pick a side right? Just shit stir and let these two have at it. And if one destroys the other well nothing of value was lost
>>69100730
Germans wiped the floor with you in WW1, but to be fair they never entered Russia proper
>>69100894
No with modern tech the USA going total war could annihilated Russia
>>69100176
No. That would be nuclear fallout old boy.
The explosion would kill them.
>>69099529
NICE TRY ERDOGAN
>>69101863
>nuke
Nigger please u would just release nukes at you
>>69102106
You need communication radar,anti-aircraft weapons,anti-tank.
>>69099890
What is libya 2011
>>69099890
nato bombed serbia
>>69100128
Global warming.
> If only Hitler has waited for the Spring of 2020
>>69102109
>dem runes
You guys have some batshit insane culture of rune worshiping. It's like a mix of Kabbalah and hermetic teachings combined with modern physics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSQfAbVyKA
>>69100082
>implying you could invade america where an army of 300,000,000 is waiting
>>69100082
>Did i mention enough carriers to sink eurasia
>>69099981
> Butthurt German mistaking having incompetent enemies for luck
Not his fault if Napo was worth 100 times any piece of crap he ever encountered on the battlefield
>>69102822
> implying half you chucklefucks wouldn't join Russia
>>69102874
>a fucking surrender
>>69099452
ITT:
Everyone forgets Sekrit Soviet superweapon: highest population of krokodil users in the world.
>>69102932
the only communist in america who dont hate russia are the people without guns
>>69102618
Russian AA, radars and anti-tank and even nukes are mobile trucks.
They carry everything with them.
>>69102119
Die for orthodox catholics?
Why don't they pray to their saints for help?
>>69100987
Their muslims outside of chechnya love Putin and the chechens are tightly controled
ofcourse this has to be a greece thread
>Turkey acting tuff because they're a member of NATO
>>69102994
Russia today is pretty far from communism. You even have a communist presidential candidate that's pulling millions of votes
>>69103124
the bern is supported by noguns faggots and is the weakest candidate of the fantastic four, the most supported candidates are a god emperor and a witch
>>69102994
How you notice how Slavshit today I mean RT news is really pushing the leftist agenda in the US and over here?
They are pandering to idiots both on the far left and right to cause trouble here and it really pisses me off
>>69103064
>>69100257
(You)
Let them try! It would, be the happening pol always waits for
>>69099529
>tfw I actually believe that
>>69101732
*vapes fedora*
>>69099529
Tell me your PayPal, we still have some trees in Siberia Germans didn't get to cut
This actually true. Russia has no significant natural barriers only depth. It has one broken aircraft carrier. It's military is declining.
>>69099633
It'd take them about two seconds to become best mates with Russia if they ever got kicked out of NATO.
>>69104211
>aircraft carrier as a metric
Not much use when you have thousands of ballistic missles.
>>69104211
well that is working fine. Before trans-siberian railway it was faster to get from Petersburg to Wladivostok through New York and transcontinental railway then trying to beat the depth
>>69101764
russians have S-400, F-16 would get insta glassed from the skiesef
>>69099529
Lol no one can occupy Russia, hitler and Napoleon both got slaughtered there and Russia is relatively much more powerful now that it was then
>>69099529
>ur in trobl, me dad words 4 microsoft
>>69102285
>implying Russia was ever a legitimate threat in WWI
A kitten with a grenade could have wiped the floor with the Czar's army.
>>69099452
delusion doesn't even begin to describe it.. what are they thinking this has to be fake
>>69104827
Except they shot down that pilot,and Russians will never ever forget it,from Putin to low serf.Thats how slavic mentality works.
Meh, it would take them more 7 days just to get through traffic jams in Moscow.
>>69107305
Nah, they'd perform some little gesture and Putin would forgive them. That shit really doesn't matter much to the Russian government if they can gain a significant regional ally.
>>69099529
Here is your >you
>>69099452
>Occupy a large country in today's economy when ground wars are infinitely more expensive than alternatives. Fighting Russia today would be even more of a bitch than all past attempts.
>>69100082
You cannot. America controls the oceans. Russia can harass its neighbors, but it will never dominate the world. Your sphere of influence isn't large enough.
>>69099452
>ignoring the first rule of war
Turkey could actually win a non nuclear war with russia, they have solid western equipment
Russian war gear is S H I T, they couldn't even win a war with ukraine ffs
>>69108763
just no, russkies will hold them off until winter and then the roaches are fucked
don't even bother invading russia m8
>>69108830
hitler only lost by running out of gas.
>>69108531
meanwhile Russia just intervened in a country that is not it's neighbor
Didnt they learn anything from history?
>>69108763
>Russian war gear is S H I T
When will this meme end
>>69099452
If Nazi Germany can't at the height of it's strength, the kebab can't
>>69108763
The Russians only took what they wanted in Ukraine, they won
>>69102010
This. Napoleon's life was literally anime. It was insane.
>>69099796
Of the three major invasions of Turkey (France 1812, Germany 1914, Germany 1941) people always seem to forget that Germans did beat the Russians through three winters and three summers in World War One, while staving off the British and the French on the Western Front. And that's with significantly shittier equipment than in 1941 and with relatively better prepared (though not better led) Russia.
I would give almost anything to see them try.
>>69099796
But..but the mongels did it
>>69109224
*three major invasions of Russia
pls try
>>69099529
Are you an aussie using a proxy?
>>69108763
Russia secured its access to the black see. they already won
But they really can.
The bonus is that most Russians would greet them as liberators, too.
>>69110107
Murican at it's finest.
i hope bannerlord gets released before russia nukes it into oblivion
The bantz in this thread are legendary.
Also
>>69110015
RARE
A
R
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>>69100071
The only part of turkey that puts them into Europe is the parts they took from Armenia, sandniggers trying to steal my peoples "European" backround
>>69100075
Your my friend India in fact I'll need them troops soon
>>69099452
Im fucking stupid, why are turks called roaches?
>>69099529
Is everyone missing the top humor?
>"However, if necessary, I assure you , we can can occupy Russia in less than seven days with NATO and our regional allies,” he warned.
>with NATO
>>69099948
lol this is better shit than the India stronk meme
>>69099452
Nukes don't work against cockroaches
>>69100232
Turkey is kill confirmed
>>69100075
>>69112359
I love this myth couse roaches are fragile as fuck to radiation
>>69102459
...And itself in the process
MAD is a bitch
>>69099452
FUCK THOSE ROACHES
>>69100071
Kek
>>69103985
I raffed
Brace yourselves!
>>69113020
is that the pansy division?
>>69111974
bump
Reminder
>>69103985
Damn, beat me to it.
>>69113020
>>69107475
Underrated
>>69099948
Napoleon couldn't take Russia.
Hitler couldn't take Russia.
Are you genuinely deluded enough to think your toilet of a country could?
>>69099452
>land war in Russia
>>69099452
oh god please erdogan-kun please for the love of good put your money where your moth is
please attack russia i want to remove kebab so bad
>>69107475
>7475▶>>69113171
>Meh, it would take them more 7 days just to get through traffic jam
Based bantz Rusbro.
REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES
>>69108763
Nice meme
>>69110015
What country is this? On mobile rn
>>69113095
Turkey couldn't beat Isis in a ground offensive today if they tried
>>69110015
Do you know how to poo in loo?
>>69099529
I think you might have too muc tinfoil on your head. It doesn't work like that.
>>69113268
>>69113306
>land war in Russia
>going well for Arabs
>going well for anyone
Oh god I hope this happens.
Please happen.
>>69113241
Napolean couldn't, Hitler couldn't
Mongols did in a matter of months
>>69099948
>you won gallipoli
Yeah nah cunt get fucked you poof.
>>69113570
>>69113570
>you didnt win gallipoli
Mfw australoid niggers are so butthurt that their schools teach them that they won the war or something :-DD
Come over, we'll shove Gallipoli up your ass again.
>>69113538
Mongols raped everyone though
>>69113538
Back in the 13th century you moron.
This actually is starting to make sense to me because that's about how outdated turkey is
Reminder Britain, France, and Italy will help their longtime allies again :^)
>>69113784
rip sardine
usa wouldnt back turkey, the public likes russia more anyway
>>69113654
Nah, show us the ottoman "empire" first
>>69113654
>implying that isn't your school
Oh wait, you're muslim, you don't believe in education.
Go fuck your sister now roachboy, Tyrone's filled her up and she wants a good laugh.
I love these threads, both on /pol/ and on /k/. It's truly astonishing how you faggots underestimate Russia and Putin literally every single time. It's really quite something.
>>69113704
turkey are not mongols
but our mod is
>>69101684
Gallipoli was WW1, dipshit.
What the fuck does the invention of Nukes have to do with it?
>>69099452
link you russian cock sucking faggot
there's none
die broke ass country
>>69113978
>France
>insulting other countries
Kek
>>69113784
sad we can crush ottoman empire
>>69099452
The turks are pretty good at bantz, I'll give them that.
>>69099529
