Congratulations anon, its a boy!
Now what do you name him?
We all know our names affect our upbringing and legacy. What are some /pol/-approved birth names?
Bonus points for Surname suggestions.
>>69098483
Carl
Barron.
Donald.
Star Scream.
>>69098483
Marcus
Oh little Shlomo Drumpf
>>69098681
>Star Scream
>not Stars Cream
Anybody have thoughts on changing one's own given surname? Is that something a cvck would do?
What if I have a common last name and want to begin my own legacy?
Any tips on how to build a name that demands respect?
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>>69098844
>Is that something a cvck would do?
Only cucks would even ask that question
>>69098483
>Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
My future son's name
>>69098483
moe
>>69098483
Luis, like his father, his grandfather and his great grandfather
>>69098693
>Marcus Fenix
Dominic Santiago
Augustus Cole
Damon Baird
Gears Of War characters have awesome names.
Adolf
>>69098483
Jeb
>>69099393
or joe
>>69098483
pajeet
gaylord
>>69099161
Just saying - removing one's own last name from your line is akin to erasing your family's legacy in some perspectives...
>>69098483
Chaim.
>>69098844
It's not a big deal, go ahead. I don't really think surnames affect your social status ,it's in the personality. Unless your surname is "Mohammed bin laden taqiya kafir" or something. Then change it you fucking sandnigger
>>69099503
my son
king schlong, destroyer of hymen
>>69099716
Recommend some high-status spanish names?
I'm curious to know
>>69098483
pajeet
Henry
Gustav or Karl
/pol/ what do you think about
Chloe Sophie
Amy Alexandra
???
>>69099866
Mandy Chantalle Jacquline Sandy is goat desu
>>69098483
AIDS
I really like Ulysses for a boy name.
Nickname him either Lyses or Yule
>>69098483
Adolf Reich
Justinian, like the greatest emperor that has ever lived
>>69099798
Some King names like Fernando, Carlos, Felipe, Juan Carlos are pretty good.
>>69098483
Bilal
Axmed
>>69098483
>born with microcephaly
Pepper, then it's off to the circus.
>>69099935
fuck off with your hartz4 unterschicht names
Robert
>>69098483
Kek
>>69098483
Name your children after your parents or grandparents.
>>69098483
Something traditional.
Vilho and Ensio are both names that have been running in family
>>69098483
Um, just because xe has a penis does not mean that it identifies as a boy, shitlord. Girls can have penises too, yanno.
Here's a revolutionary idea, why don't we wait and ask xir what xe idenitifes, hm?
>>69099798
And some names like Luis or Alfonso are pretty based too. If you have a daughter names like Isabel, Juana, María, Cristina, Leonor are great too.
Thunor
Wōden
Tiw
Vyse
Conan
>>69098483
Shlomo
Schlomo
>>69098483
Jose Cohen
Atlas
>>69098483
Aleksey, Yuriy or Oleg.
Short, easy to pronounce for foreigners, no similarities to inappropriate words.
mohammad ackbar pajeet vishnakareen
Baby McBabyface obviously.
>>69100328
>not Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
>>69098483
Vlad Drăculești
TANK
But it's got to be allcaps all the time, and when you say it you have to shout it
TANK Ymous
>Son to a Jew and Jewess
Schmuley Goldensteinblat
>>69098483
Ted
Jeb
Bernie
Marco
>>69098483
Something traditional for your country - no retarded """""trendy"""" names - but not something overused. I personally like Jaromír, Rostislav or Svatopluk.
>>69098483
Ted
>>69098727
>Shlomo Drumpf
kek
>>69100515
Honzík is pretty good
Levi Goldstein - we've all been conditioned automatically assume every Jew is an Einstein so I think
It would easier for my son to get employed in a bank or a law firm if he had a Jewish name
Sebastian.
>>69098483
Joakim. It's a pretty rare name, but not too rare and he won't have to spell it to people, because everyone knows how it's spelled. Plus, at the moment there is no Joakim with my last name in my country, so I think it would be the ultimate choice because of these reasons.
Sorry for derailing the thread for a bit, but I'd like to ask you something, /pol/acks. Has your attitude and perception of children changed as you have gotten older? What I mean by this, is that have you disliked children when you were younger, but started liking them when you got older? I think it is a duty and a part of the process of growing as a man to have children, but the problem is that I can't stand them. I find them annoying, disgusting and repugnant. I'm 19 now, so have any of you somehow naturally changed how you view children when you've gotten older? I'd want to have a wife and children, but I can't really do that when I find kids so foul.
>>69098483
Kazimierz
Władysław
Stanisław
>>69098483
>Now what do you name him?
Muad'Dib
>>69099935
Why would you give a boy that name?
>>69098483
he's a jew kid
>>69100673
>boy
He can decide about his gender,fucking poolord
Rand
Jeb
Carl
Ron
Chris
Bern
Benito
>>69100576
Honzík isn't bad, but it doesn't really sound... strong to me, you know? Not even as Jan. All those names I have listed have the benefit of sounding strong, but they can all be shortened to something more casual without them sounding retarded. They're more versatile.
>>69098483
owen
>tfw she actually named her son after Lyin' Ted Cruz
>>69100771
Too bad this doesn't work in German and everyone is going for Sören/Leni/Alba and other obscure foreign names
>>69100636
Hell yea, when I was blue-pilled and young I fervently did not want anything to do with kids. I hated the idea of having my own kids.
Now as I got older I realized kids are an important facet of growing up and leaving your foothold on this earth after you pass.
When I get married to a catholic woman I will have atleast 3 kids all on short notice. I think I will have the potential to have a very happy and productive family. with high IQ children.
Named my son James, my middle name. It's also my father's middle name, his father's first name and his father's first name.
>>69098483
His first name will be Ingio.
His Middle name, Montoya
>>69098483
Orange Droppings
>>69098483
Niggertoaster
or
LazyLorentz
>>69100747
Use proper gender pronouns, xir
>Xe can decide about xis gender
fixed
>>69100379
Or any monosyllabic name, really. Bonus points for suffix of -rn, -on, -ck, or other consonant sounds.
>>69100887
Yes, but my intellectual understanding of the importance of children doesn't change how I see them, and that's the problem.
Axmed Maadeeq
Other somali names
Barni
Raabi
Doog
Deeqo
Luul
>>69101091
Popular Swede names
>>69100995
fuck, I shitposted incorrectly
Moshe
Schlomo
>>69101091
>Doog
>>69100515
>Something traditional for your country
Hmmm... that got me wondering...
Taking a president's last name for example,
>Marcus Roosevelt
Sounds pretty bad ass but still sounds weird, say in a classroom.
We don't often don other president's last names over here unless you're black
e.g. Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, all nigger-tier last names.
What else are traditional American names?
>>69098844
Pick a well-known but uncommon name from history that doesn't sound fedora-tier and that you can pronounce. Don't pick something from a country you aren't descended from.
Also, sometimes having a normal name can be beneficial in that it means nobody makes assumptions about you before meeting (i.e., see a guy's resume, his name is Mbuntu - he's probably illiterate, dumb, and can't speak discernibly, or, if you've ever seen only a last name and for some reason assumed it to be a man then discovered it was a woman, etc.
I have a strange, but very feminine last lame that gets mispronounced often and want to be a politician so it makes sense to change it, but I'm the only male of breeding age who can pass it on so I'm not sure.
The anti-christ has been born! HEIL SATAN!
>>69098483
Mohammed, obviously. Easy integration to the European culture.
>>69101539
Salam Doog
Cornelius
>Why should i name my wifes son?
>>69098483
Mohamed al Jihadi
>>69098483
Lionheart Rommel
>>69098483
Adolph Anders
>>69101628
On the flip side, most of the anglo-saxon names I hear turn out to be black people e.g. Johnson, Jackson, Smith, Moore etc
>>69101615
Douglas, Burr, Hamilton, Adams, Forrest, Davis, Lee, Custer. Coolidge is best presfu and not a nigger name, nor autistic (so long as the rest of the name goes with it).
>>69098483
Lamarcious
>>69098483
Octavian
Schlomo Shekelsteinowitzenberg
>>69101827
>>69101727
>>69101683
>>69101091
Have you ever encountered anyone named Adolf?
>>69101889
Just the common ones, ex-slaves weren't familiar with a lot of those names, and they only adopted their master's name in the South.
>>69101628
That is very sound input.
I too want something to do with politics - I have a very common hispanic last name.
Got any suggestions for an honorary American surname?
>>69098483
I name him Nikolai, after my grandfather
Richard
Richard, James, John, Edward, Daniel (everyone I know named Dan has been a cool guy) or William. Gotta remember that we wuz kingz n shiet.
>>69100636
Having your own kids are a completely different deal, you'll realize what you hated all along were other people's undisciplined cunts.
>>69098483
Dubs means that baby has down syndrome
>>69099936
Skrillex
>>69102246
>Daniel
dj Andy scott
>>69098483
Well I plan to name my first daughter after my dead sister, but I haven't thought of what I should name my son. I guess I could name him after my dad? I will think about this more before then.
Abraham
Benjamin
Chaim
David
Ephraim
>>69098483
PUTIMIR
>>69099306
How about Bjorn instead?
>>69102115
Trump
>>69102115
If you do anything at state level or higher in politics your name from birth will be very publicized so I'd suggest the Anglicized version of whatever your name is. And beyond that, you get diversity points without most passing negative judgement, so you might want to keep it even if you don't like it.
For myself, my name is Jeremy so a lot of beaners who can't pronounce it call me Jaime, and I was therefore thinking James thanks to the similarity. My grandmother's maiden name is English and sounds fine, is mostly or completely dead, and is actually in my family so it's not too objectionable that I'm changing it strictly for branding purposes.
trump 3
>>69102365
After my old friends rather than my ancestry. idgaf m8
>>69101628
>and want to be a politician
>on /pol/
Starting off strong I see.
>>69102115
>Got any suggestions for an honorary American surname
al-Muhammad Dix Nood
>>69098483
Fucking a white male
>>69098483
Donald
>>69102053
Yeah some old dude I know
He was born during ww2
>>69102683
There is nowhere online with better discussion on politics than /pol/ and I don't advertise it so it's fine
>>69098483
Something Jewish.
U remember reading somewhere the the most attractive boy names all tend to have the start of the word formed in the front of the mouth like ones beginning with M or S.
>>69102053
I know people in Spain that their name is Adolfo (Spanish version of Adolf) and nobody lost their mind.
>>69102515
Israel
Joseph
Jacob
Judah
Josiah
Amos
Ezra
Daniel
Michael
Saul
Solomon
Micah
Elijah
Cain
Abel
Adam
Aaron
Jonah
Isaac
Dan
Reuben
Simeon
Levi
Omri
Onan
Noah
Nathan
>>69102053
Yes
German Airforce Captain in his 60's
>>69102851
I don't think the general public would take facts about the holocaust well.
>>69098483
Just don't let the jews get to him
>>69102115
Jamal Tyroneson
>>69098693
Like a fucking jamacian bus boy?
Michael or Freddy
I had a dream once that I was having a baby with some girl and I named him Freddy.
Had never even considered that as a name before but there you go
>>69103006
>Tyroneson
Underrated.
>>69098483
pablo or paco
to prove Mexicans that he ain't racist
>>69102918
Do you have common names which have Iberian origin instead of Germanic or Latin?
>>69103128
Laquishanay Muhammed Biggumz
>Gotta hit those progressive marks.
Christian just to piss off sjws
Moshe Kikenberg Jr.
>>69103099
Freddy needs a nanny
>>69103006
Jamal "MyWife's" Blackson
Someone plz photoshop a Pepe face, or the comfy guy in Ivanka's arms
>>69103213
RARE!
>Laquishanay
It's a boy, I think. Laquisha or any mutations of that pseudo African name is often given to women.
>>69100135
this, grandparents.
>>69102980
The holocaust did happen though, it's only that the number of those killed was greatly exaggerated. I don't see too much difference between genocide of 1-4 million and 6 million and am not autistic enough to go on about it and the accuracy of the official numbers or whether or not it was justified even in private when I will not convince anyone anyway.
Note that a guy like Teddy Roosevelt would have reaked havoc on the Jewish hegemony in media and financial institutions, what with how opposed he was to monopolies. Settling Arab refugees in rich (Jewish) neighborhoods would also be fun.
There are a lot of things you can do without making everyone call you Hitler
>>69098483
Jefferson, Joshua, Adam, Joel, Daniel, David in that order
>>69098823
It's transformers, kid
>>69103560
>Settling Arab refugees in rich (Jewish) neighborhoods
Oy vey it's another holocoaster!!!!
>>69098483
Gerd or Einar.
The names in my family go after our grandparents.
>>69100012
Ugh.
All the Mexicans that fix our lawn and clean up my works office space all literally have those names.
>>69100668
>not calling him Leto
>>69099866
RTL2 tier desu
>>69098483
Charles Martel
>>69103560
Holocaust means something along the lines of offering burnt bodies to god. Without the impossible mass crematoriums + intent to genocide there is no "Holocaust" by definition, only by name.
>There are a lot of things you can do without making everyone call you Hitler
There really isn't, look at Trump.
>>69098483
Gavrilo, Gvozden, Milorad etc
something Serbian or slavic (even though Gavrilo is hebrew (Gabriel))
Tyrone
'I dont give him a name so that when he will grow up and choose his true gender he will not be frustrated and can choose his real name'
Ronald Mcdonald Trump a true American name.
>>69100135
If you do that you just get a couple of names that get rotated around from generation to generation like mine have been (My name and 2 middle names are just a reshuffle of my Great Grandpa's name, and the names on my fathers side going back 6 generations contain only four names: William, Henry, Robert and Samuel)
>>69098483
Leonardo
>>69104032
kek
i would name him Dirk Hardkick, or perhaps PowerPunch Fuck.
Tess Osterone?
oh a good one, Naruto XD
Vladimir
>>69103993
What will you call it till then?
Edvin
Karl
Erik
Gustaf
Henrik
Fredrik
Hans
Filip
>>69104113
Imagine how many burgers he could eat. I would make him train to be a professional burger eater.
My son is named Arthur. My daughter is named Josephine.
>>69098693
You know what's good. And you know it fast.
>>69103669
you're not being islamophobic, are you?
The thing is, leftists say they want them until they're in their neighborhoods. Find the biggest grouping of leftist thinkers, use eminent domain to turn one of their Jewish mansions into a refugee center and drop their property value to half, then watch as the pro-Muslim propaganda comes to an end
Use leftists as weapons against each other and you can look like the most progressive in the pack while subtly encouraging genocide of jews.
>>69103918
Not as a Republican, and because he wasn't a political heavyweight and couldn't garner attention without saying outlandish things. He had to become literally Hitler in order to come this far. Hillary could have the exact same policies as Trump for all we know. You only get called Hitler no matter what you do in Germany.
ctrl+f
>no Thomas
wtf are you guys doing?
Also: David, Marshall, Wilson
>>69099798
Rodrigo is top shit
>>69104375
t. Rodrigo Barbossa
I'm not a fan of my middle name, should I change it?
>>69104498
Who's gonna see your middle name, senpai
>>69098483
I'd pick a name for my kid from vidya or animu, and I'm not even ironic.
That's precisely why I'll never reproduce.
Darius
Cyrus
Alexander
>>69098483
My son is named Roark
My daughter will be named Lucy
My son will be named something; my husband has yet to pick a damn name since it's his turn to figure out a boy name.
>>69104136
I hesitate between ahmed or jamal !
Wilhelm
Friedrich
Adam
Any combination of them
Or
Albrecht
Heinrich
Adolf
>>69102993
We shall name him...
Theodore (herzel)
>>69104358
>He had to become literally Hitler in order to come this far.
He said deny muslims visa's until they can be properly vetted and build the wall, neither of which are outlandish or comparable to hitler.
>>69104052
I intend on giving my son the same name as my great-great-grandfather.
>>69103360
Dont misgender xir you bigot.
>>69100012
>>69103727
THEY WUZ KANGZ N SHIEET
>>69104597
What about Johann-Wolfgang Hans Albrecht von Friedrich?
>>69104702
But in the states they are both
>>69104846
What about John?
>>69104939
Cor blimey, guvna
>>69098483
He shall be named...
Nigger-jew!
>>69098844
I've considered changing my name to my mother's family name, because there are no other boys in my generation and the name will die off. I don't want to offend my dad's family, though.
Commodus
>>69099988
Adolf reichman
>>69102053
Yeah my polish englisch teachers name was Adolf
>>69098483
John
Michael
>>69098483
I'd name him Joseph after my dad who died in a car accident. he was a good man
>>69104916
But they objectively aren't, it's people crying about nothing.
>>69100636
I'm a parent.
I didn't want kids growing up. I don't regret having them at all, my kids are pretty cool.
I tend to hate other people's kids, though.
>>69105246
Yeah, that's the left.
What aren't you getting?
>>69101091
>Somali
>Not Abdi
Abdi is the most Somali name there is.
>>69104540
As long as it's subtle it's fine, assuming you're Japanese. If you give your kid a pure Japanese name and you're white though you're a cuck.
I'm going with names that work in both cultures. Kenneth "Ken," Joseph "Jo," etc.
Girls' names are easier than boys'. Anyway these would be my picks:
>Andrew
>Maurice
I also really like Tiberius but that's just a little too abnormal isn't it.
Belisarius
>Naming your kid after some character from your favorite fantasy movie or video game.
Fucking nu-parents piss me off.
>>69105780
This
>>69102591
>If you do anything at state level or higher in politics your name from birth will be very publicized so I'd suggest the Anglicized version of whatever your name is.
That is so true, you made me really think about it.
The anglicized version of my last name is Ferdinandson - or just Ferdinand. I think it goes with me and is not too pretentious.
I was thinking some-other fedora tier last name that is in no way related to me "Von Dorne", only because it sounds pretty bad ass next to a title.
You have solid reasoning. I may go with Ferdinand soon...
Alexander Siegfried
>>69105383
My point is no, you can't do shit without being called hitler.
>>69098483
Calvisius Romulus
Odin
>>69098483
Brage (pronounced bra-geh).
>>69105780
As long as it's not a weird name it's alright. My mother was named for favorite poem of her father and she never complained.
Jesus
>>69099798
Adrián name of all years
>>69106057
Would the hellenised form be like this?- calvisos romulos
>>69106349
yes pretty much
romulopoulos would add in extra points
>>69098483
inb4 /pol/ realizes that this is a Jewish boy
btw, they're gonna cut half his dick off
>>69102053
Yes, not very popular name since WWII though.
>>69098483
Augustus
Titus
>>69106550
Almost all american boys are circumcised anyway.
>>69106060
CHECKED
The gods have spoken
>>69098844
I have a fairly rare surname, but it's the Americanized spelling. Been thinking of changing it back to its roots.
>>69098483
It's quite a shame that most of traditional polish names are seen today as ridiculous. Bożydar (God's gift) has a nice ring to it.
Kevin
Cewin
Ronny
Sonny
Conny
Jonny
Kenny
Lenny
Neo
>>69106642
>>69105153
>>69102974
>>69102803
I'm surprised that the name still survives, especially in Central Europe considering the stigma it carries.
>>69106754
A proper Jewish circumcision is different.
Fuck off with these ancient greek and roman names, this isn't 12 A.D. and you're not a centurion in a roman legion.
>>69106982
Well said. Ahmed or Mohammed?
Alberto
>>69106982
just name him Israel Moshe
Israel Moshe Kushner - the new king of /pol/
>>69106686
Biggus Dickus
Elliot is the only correct choice
>>69099798
Matamoros
>>69106982
Haha yea dude who would even think of naming a kid after a stupid Greek or Roman name? Just call your kid Alexander or something
Alexander.
>>69103094
Nice flag, where is that from? Sounds middle eastern
>>69098483
Paul or Derek. They're both dying out.
>>69107183
>Matamoros
Clever.
>Kills moors
>>69103094
RARE FLAG
>>69107303
Sri Lanka
>>69107252
Alexander the Great wasn't white
next
>>69098483
I really like the name Isaac.
>>69107389
t. Kang of the Wewuz tribe
>>69098483
http://www.aish.com/jl/l/b/48967016.html
>>69107389
Yup. European civilisation was built exclusively by non-whites.
>>69107360
>doesn't recognise former brit colony
>>69107444
Do you plan to kill your kid or just to scare him straight?
>>69098483
Dwight
>>69107502
Shut up Ireland
>>69107340
Clever? It's a common name.
I had a professor named Adolfo Matamoros
You can also use Matajudíos
>>69107573
>India
>Ireland
Are you pretending to be retarded?
