Are you guys excited? It's Cruz Sex Scandal day!
After all, you guys said it was going to come out on Monday after the weekend. Because news doesn't break over weekends of course! Hard proof should be all over the morning papers today, right?
... Right?
... Right?
>>69094672
... Right?
>>69094733
... Right?
... Rat?
... Le ebin dramatic end of Cruz campaign is coming today, right you guys?
>>69094788
... Scat?
One hour bro, 7:05am est
Probably not, his campaign is already over. If he lost just 3% of the vote he's completely fucked, and it's probably higher already.
>>69094909
> What did he mean by this?
>>69094414
>>69094788
>>69094892
>hasn't already filed a lawsuit
He's fucked. Just let the rat fester in his scat for a while.
hahaha, what do you expect from a christian republican and probably a sociopath.
the perfect candidate for the righteous
imagine what this degenerate could have done to the country
and the right will go on forever picking psychos for president
>>69095041
Okay, I'll take your word for it Mr. Lawyer.
This week decides whether I keep giving a shit about Trump.
>>69094922
Does the average joe know about "Cruz's affairs"
I get the impression the media are reluctant to go with it
All we have in the Enquirer story and Drudge didn't touch it at all
>>69094414
It's coming out as we speak.
The Enquirer is publishing a whole new story and Kikebart's going to run with theirs too soon.
It's all over for ratto.
>>69094414
Oh wow. Reporters took Easter weekend to be with their families.
I'm sure that makes Rato innocent. The 500k to Carly was just a thank you for being such a swell gal.
>>69094414
wrong.
/pol/ is full of autists who put faith in the National Enquirer. What else is new.
>>69098250
>/pol/ is full of autists
This is why you're here shilling ratto.
>>69098374
I'm all for Trump, which is why I'm against this flimsy attempt to expose a scandal that probably doesn't even exist.
It just makes Trump look like a fool.
>>69098865
>It just makes Trump look like a fool.
No because Trump has nothing to do with any of it at all.
It's just another desperate attempt to blame Trump for something. Cruz is well and truly fucked though.
We never said shit you faggot. It's what some nigger on twitter said.
It's probably nothing.
>>69097654
The local tv news channels mentioned it just by saying that "The National Enquirer claims that Ted Cruz had 5 affairs but Ted blames it on Donald Trump." They don't really delve into it other than reporting that one sentence.
Do Americans not get Easter Monday off?
>>69100485
to be honest family, what is Easter Monday?
>>69100806
To be honest family, what is Google?
>>69100485
We don't get any holidays days off.
>>69100485
Americans literally work the most days of the year. Eurocrats get months of vacation regardless of position. Americans slave away. I've never had a Christmas off
>>69100956
Not even the 4th of July? Or Christmas?
>>69100485
>>69100956
Work Work
>>69100933
The most popular website I refuse to use? Is it just because you're on the wrong side of the clock and the calendar?
>>69101112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Monday#Official_holiday
>>69101994
Good job not answering my question. Have fun with your day off and your sheep or whatever.
>>69102137
I'm just surprised you've never heard of it, considering most white countries celebrate it.
>>69102363
R e k t
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AC tape dropping at noon
>>69102363
Celebrate what?
>oi remember when Jesus rose from the dead yesterday m8?
>u fukken woke me up for wot I fukken glass you
>noi m8 we got off today
>I'll fukken glass you tomorrow
>>69100485
I had to work Easter Sunday. I actually had to work more hours than I was scheduled, because everyone else kept calling in "sick" yesterday.
Holidays don't mean shit here.
>>69102403
Anyone have the pic showing what brand they are?
>>69102403
>AC tape dropping at noon
>source: my ass
FTFY
Seriously are Americans working today or is it a troll
Americans don't have any paid days off until the end of May
Meanwhile Europe just had a 4 day weekend
>>69102772
Clearly Kyng
>>69102772
The you go, old sport
>>69102772
They're skyn condoms
>>69103174
What kind of autistic question is that?
What?
>>69103722
I don't know why we wouldn't be
>>69098865
>I'm all for trump
Obvious shill tactic. Fuck off rato.
>>69103174
Yes u cunt, I'm personally working as we speak. Not even the government gets "Easter Monday" (whatever the fuck that is) off.
>>69103515
Why would she be sat near a pack of condoms
It looks like she's about to go out for a meal or show or whatever
It's probably a napkin or TV remote or something
>>69104218
haha
On this 4 day weekend I worked two shifts for double money
I earned £325 / $500 and still had two days off
>>69097654
Drudge didn't cover the Pakistani Easter bombing either. He's stuck on Hillary bashing
>>69104224
>a remote that bends in the middle
>A napkin that's folded by an origami pro resulting in sharp corners
>Or two join rubbers.
Choose one
>>69095723
>t. Michael Savage
>>69104224
>Why would she be sat near a pack of condoms
exactly. it's the same as the clowns the other day who thought she got completely dressed and then threw Ted's jacket on top of her dress and then posted a pic of it on the internet.
basically, we're dealing with virgins who have hyper-active imaginations about what actually goes on between adults, and don't realize that people in the public eye don't post silly teenager level crap on the internet.
>>69104224
I am 95% sure it's a wallet of some sort
Anyone see Jesse James telling that cunt Dana Loesch on Twitter "it's gonna get worse, just wait"?
He knows cause he's had tabloids expose shit about him before. Spoopy.
>>69101111
Underrated. Loved that game.
>>69104479
Why are you using a trip you collosal faggot?
>>69105136
Pisses people off:)
