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Hey guys, I've been working on a very big project for all of my friends on /trumpgen/. It'll be out real soon.
How many more states/delegates are there to go?
Do projections show Trump getting over the threshold?
Any love for based Adriana?
Was Carpenter's denial convincing?
Donald SHRIMP is calling for a COMPLETE and TOTAL SHUTDOWN on ALL CLAM AND MOLLUSC IMMIGRATION until our Ocean's representatives can figure out WHAT the HELL is going on!
>>69092201
>Do projections show Trump getting over the threshold?
CWOOOOOOZ MISSILE!
>>69092134
>>69092144
s-stupid bullies
https://youtu.be/QKGp10KGam4
AWOOO
Fight the good fight
>>69092209
I'd bang her
that birdie sanders shit is all over my jewbook, seriously all ausfags do it repost bernie memes, they see him as some sort of messiah
>>69092272
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>>69092172
Is this you?
AMERICAN BIRDS FOR TRUMP
This is a meme I didn't finish and forgot about, but here it is anyway.
>>69092391
shhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48k204OD98
Interview with the guy who was working with Sheriff Joe about the Obama birth certificate.
Is about Cruz not being natural born citizen.
After the latest disastrous poll can Trump still wiin CA?
>>69092429
i want a crusader outfit so i can dress appropriately for the trump crusade in my state
where might i find one?
>>69092482
DELETE THIS
>>69092269
I take it this is something the Anti-Trump idiots put together. Douchebags.
>>69092431
Added.
>>69092201
based on the extremely rough calcs I've just made, I can see no way that he doesn't make the threshold.
1267 delegates to win.
896 left up for grabs.
Trump currently at 755.
Assuming he wins PA, NY and CA which are the last three biggest states, which he is polling very well in. His lowest has him at +10 points. this is an extra 338 delegates, which will bring him to 1093 and the total left down to 558.
Meaning the amount left he needs would be (1237-1093) / 558 = 26%
Discounting those big three, assuming he holds and wins them he only needs 26% of all the delegates left up for grabs in those states, which given that he is beating Cruz by 10 points nationally, seems more than doable.
>>69092438
That poll is complete trash. 300 sample size. Just like the "Rubio is gaining in Florida!" one.
Trump is fine in CA.
>>69092391
>M60
>M249
I like you.
>>69092250
>>69092259
Head pats for well behaved early morning Awoos!
Would not survive first month in office.
>>69092568
source
>>69092315
>have jewbook fake account because I don't want my name associated with that place
>search for my cousins on jewbook
>two of them are supporting sanders
Kek
>>69092590
Are there other polls to confirm that?
so has anything significant occurred in the last few hours or are people just posting anime and rat pictures?
>>69092500
You can buy crusader helmets like mine easily off of amazon. Same goes for the chain mail/tabard. The tabard was actually really cheap to make.
HOW YOUR PAYCHECK WILL BE AFFECTED
>>69092578
Ta, cobber.
>>69092740
Nothing has happened recently.
>>69092601
It's airshit you dumb fuck
https://twitter.com/RWSurferGirl1/status/714382919293399040
GUYS
Bernie for an even MORE gay America
>>69092755
What gauge steel is that anyway? I'm thinking of getting one those viking spectacle ones, but I'm not sure if 16 is too thin
>>69092755
nice cuck chairs by your bed....
>>69092578
Have you taken into account that Pennsylvania has only 17 pledged delegates? The rest of them are unbound and there is no guarantee they will go to Trump.
>>69092431
>at least a quarter of cruz's support is from "constitutional conservatives"
>they ignore the part where cruz is dubiously a naturally born citizen
Are constitutional conservatives the new libertarians? Aka cucks who stand for nothing but their own highminded ideals?
>>69092928
i've assumed he wins every single delegate from PA, CA and NY which is probably unwise on my part
>>69092315
Berniefags are a problem everywhere evidently
>>69092880
You mean the Teutonic ones? Honestly I can't really tell ya. This one was REALLY easy to fine.
>>69092913
I use those for torturing saracens. Also, check my get.
>>69092391
If those weren't airsoft they would cost a fortune and judging by the pleb furniture and weeaboo swords and chinese made mail order outfit they are.
>>69092725
Aside from the fact that CA is so far away, I just can't see that poll being representational as nothing has really happened.
We had those two polls in FL that were WAAAY fucking off. One saying Rubio was 6% behind Trump, another saying like 8% when he won by 20%+. So unless there is multiple polls saying he's BTFO I tend to think they're BS.
wew lads
>>69092828
She's just an attention whore, she has nothing.
Which is sad, because she's very hot and I would like to have a valid reason to look at her twitter.
>>69092578
>>69092928
This is why /pol/ needs to research who the delegates are and to what their stances are regarding Trump
>>69092862
EW gross
Apple
>Bernie memes becoming so fresh its starting to make you want to switch sides
Few times I came across on /pol/ how during the 2008 election Hillary gave her superdelegates to Obongo after a deal they made or the other story is they simply cucked her. Can someone elaborate what happened?
>>69092928
Living in PA here
People are fed up with the same old shit and Trump is going to win
>>69092209
link plz
>>69093007
People tend to favor the guy who is winning anyway
By the time we get to California Trump will have won the vast majority of states and will be somewhere close to 1100 delegates, there isn't any way people decide to cuck out and vote for Cruz or Kasich when they can't win
>>69093077
>so fresh
They're stale and dorky as fuck.
>>69093077
They worship a bird, which probably got literally cucked by a cuckoo, we worship a frog god that could kill a bird in a heart beat.
How can Clinton recover from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mg6BGiLcmE
First, the terrorist attack in Brussels happened, then that whole Cruz sex scandal. Both events were supposed to boost Trumps numbers and bury Cruz, no? Then explain this:
Commiefornia: Trump+1
Wisconsin: Cruz+5
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/gop_pres_primary/
>>69093077
>liberal memes
>fresh
>>69092973
I've seen them use the argument about how breaking the law can become necessary to avoid a greater good. Like how a state may allow you to use a gun to defend only your house, but won't allow you to use the gun to defend your neighbor from being raped. That it's good to disobey that law.
>>69093007
Not to mention it's the fucking LA Times.
>>69093057
as it stands he currently needs to win 53% of all the delegates left. i think that is extremely doable. not sure how favourable to Rato the states that are left are. if Trump takes Wisconsin, it's basically over. Trump will swallow the North East and CA and Rato will win a buttload of flyover states with meagre delegate counts. Trump is on course to victory.
>>69093184
Chyna!
>>69092540
Nah, it's just a joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFYdWXZLpT4
>>69093219
They can't. DRUMPF BTFO!
>>69093077
I don't think I've even seen a bernie meme
>>69093095
Superdelegates do as they please. The Republican party officials (their version of superdelegates) are usually bound to support a specific candidate.
The Democratic party has virtually all of their caucuses and primaries designed to be proportional- because that's the Democratic way to do things. Except then when you throw in the superdelegates who decide who they want to vote for it stops being so Democratic.
In 2008 the superdelegates decided to back obongo, then Hillary's superdelegates also backed obongo. Overall the majority of superdelegates were not backing hillary in the beginning.
This is why she made sure to get them all to pledge to her over the past 8 years, the majority support her this time around ensuring Bernie is cucked out of the nomination either way.
>>69093077
Got to give that old jew credit, you cucks are so stoned you are donating to a dead campaign
>>69093007
For what it's worth, the AfD here overperformed in each of the three recent state level elections, up to +6% in one state.
Might be that people don't feel comfortable announcing their support for Trump, or that it's simply the location where they're polling folks. It's LA after all
>>69093219
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ca/california_republican_presidential_primary-5322.html
Trump +11
Trump +16
Trump +8
>>69093263
I need eyes on more Trump Jojo memes.
>>69093077
The only shit I ever see of Bernie is stuff under the vaporwave tag on tumblr. It usually triggers me so bad I have to come back here too my safe space™.
>>69092250
I s-still love you awooo
so lets say Cruz gets BTFO in Wisconsin and drops out and Kasich gets BTFO in NY and Pennsylvania and drops out. What happens next?
>>69093270
Illegal Immigration is against the law but nobody cares
Oh wait
ONE MAN CARES
BUILD THE WALL
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>>69093270
>conservative on the constitution
>except when we don't feel like it
Truly they are the cuckiest of cucks. That's probably why they don't see anything wrong with Cruz constantly lying.
>>69093304
Some of the Pennsylvania candidates for delegates do support Trump, we just need to find out which ones do and which ones are open to working for Trump.
>>69093304
And hopefully Cruz will chimp out and get deported to Kaneda.
>>69093404
Good job leaving out the most recent poll which has him at +1.
>>69093472
Trump wins without opposition
This was what happened for McCain and Romney and is normally what happens. This time around though all of the cucks like Romney, Ryan, Walker, Kasich etc. view the possibility of a contested convention with "b-but trump is racist and his supporters are democrats anyway" as an excuse to jump ahead and make their own bid for the presidency.
>>69092578
Hnnng, Rooney, my one weakness.
>>69093643
Why do bernie shills wake up so early? Also why do you still use german proxies when we know you use proxies?
>>69093643
>LA Times
>>69093441
This is much worse than any of the Trump vaporwace stuff. I bet Bernie doesn't even have an album named after him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4
>>69093643
>from a source that is extremely pro-illegal immigration with a 300 something person sample size
fuck off
>>69093643
you already mentioned it, we can assume everybody already saw it
>>69093694
mine too
>>69093677
The writing is on the wall
All these blind bastards
Funny all these posters that aren't even Muricans trying to tell everyone how we feel here in Burgerland.
Trump already Won ya cucks
Deal with it
I'm going to sleep. Someone else can take over making threads.
>>69093720
I think they're a genuine product of German education, senpai.
>>69093077
>Bernie
>Fresh
You wish
>>69092568
I remember a webm like this. Isn't that a guy though?
>>69093720
white nazi guilt
Bernie is finished already
>>69093758
>my youtube channel
>all the views are from /pol/ :')
And yeah, Trump is undisputedly the most vaporwave of anyone in the race.
>>69093816
sleep tight
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/03/27/kasich-trump-and-cruz-should-consolidate-behind-me/
>yfw he's serious
>>69093835
Would be funnier if it was just some random black kid. Making it look like Bernie doesn't make sense
why the hell are some republican vote for ted cruz? what's so good about him?
>>69093986
This is a reminder that your Youtube channel is shit.
>>69093184
>that look in the C-SPAN man's eyes almost as if he can see it coming but can do nothing to stop it
o I am laffin...
>>69094100
its a meme u dip
>>69094061
>I'm beating Hillary by 11 points
>General election polls in March
Why is this still a thing that is happening?
>>69094122
I'm sorry I'm not up to your quality standards Singapore. I'll try harder.
Morning Cuck in 5.
>>69094363
my body is ready
>>69092424
>>69092646
>M-making fun of someone's name like saying "Drumpf" means you're an i-idiot!!
>Hahah, Hernie Panders! So funny!
>>69094363
Are they still against him?
>>69094061
>>69094260
If that balding kike Nate Silver didn't have such a hateboner for Trump he'd be talking about how much general election polls don't matter prior to the nominees being chosen.
Can't wait for everyone on the planet to be beyond rectally ragnaroked once Trump wins.
Gonna be so sweet
>>69094363
They won't discuss the Cruz affairs. At best they'll scoff in disdain over the whole thing. This'll be an underwhelming show today.
>>69093441
>this is what passes for a dank meymey in the Saners gulag
>>69094494
Joe is a RINO and Mika is a Sanders coal burner.
>>69094471
There's a difference between making a joke about someone's name, and calling upon the nation to replace someone's name with something else.
reminder that there is only one true choice for Trump's VP
artem
Will Joe finally be on the set and talk about Ted?
>Bernie's bird
Geuss nott
Feel like watching some MJ even though there cucks. Got that ad for that nigger sharpton god.
>Never seen the Birdie Sanders vid
>Morning cuck just showed it
Jesus tap dancing Christ
>>69094061
>kasich knows the establishment won't pick him in a contested convention
>"trump cruz plz back me i am the best candidate"
can anyone give my waifu a maga hat? Also probably remove the watermark.
>Hawaii
>Alaska
>big wins
Not only is his taste in Presidential candidates bad, his taste in movies is too.
>>69092250
Did someone say bullying?
>>69094853
I've never seen the movie, is it that bad?
>>69094987
Heavy handed symbolism and suffers from Spiderman 3 levels of subplots.
MJ is done with Trump used him all up for ratings. I cant stand these cucks.
>>69094987
It's bad as fuck. Seriously, don't see it, wait until the uncut BD comes out.
>>69094987
It's getting shit on, It doesn't deserve the 30% It has on rotten tomatoes but It is definitely not good.
can you imagine the butthurt if sanders won the nomination and lost the general to trump?
>>69095056
>>69095079
>>69095082
Been waiting for it to be online before I seen it anyway, I just wasn't sure how bad it really was because I hear radio talk shows claiming it's not as bad as people say
>>69094757
Here you go friend.
>>69095118
I can't imagine the impossible.
WHERE ARE WE CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF TRUMP'S JEWISH GRANDCHILD?
Is it just me or has it been really boring this past week?
Literally nothing is happening.
Is there any live news worth watching?
Morning cuck is talking about hillary emails, too boring
Talk about the Ted want to fuck a rat
>>69094585
Yes. Oprah.
Cuck John Kerry on FOX MUH WORLD LEADERS ARE SHOCKED THAT THEY GONNA REKT AND USA GONNA BE ON TOP AGAIN.
>>69093758
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4
What is this? Why do all the songs sound like that
>147 FBI agents working on the Clinton case currently
WEW
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Hello Tumpets, anyone watching morning joe?
>>69095166
It's pretty terrible overall. It's all damage control bullshit, trying to justify how it has some small parts good but how basically everything else is bad.
I fucking hate Marvel movies and I was horribly disappointed by BvS.
>>69095218
>weeb is bored by actual news and wants them to talk about memes instead
>>69095256
They still talking about Dems?
>>69094585
What's the story with webm related?
>>69095256
you know it
So what zingers will Trump come up with besides 'socialist' and 'hag'?
>>69095176
thanks friend :)
>>69094853
Come on m8 it wasn't bad at all. A few examples of shit writing were balanced by Wonder Woman.
You're just being contrarian.
>>69095256
Trump will be on fox and 7 year old girl died in freak bouncy house accident. God damn
>>69095287
Yeah. Clinton e-mails...
>>69095256
only for mika
>>69095287
They're tearing apart Shillary right now
Do you guys think that Trump will ever say something about the GOP establishment rather having Hillary win than him because of all the dirty backdoor dealings between the parties? Would this be a wise move? I feel like it could potentially attract some Dem voters since they LOVE hearing about 'muh corruption' in Washington
>>69095202
>Trump is gone for awhile to see the birth of his grandson
>it's boring for basically the entire time he's away
>the major event that happened was on Twitter and in a tabloid magazine
I dunno though, with Tay, the Bruxxel bombing and the whole Cruz scandal, it's not been completely boring.
>>69093441
Bernie cucks need to die.
They have nothing to do with Vaporwave.
TRUMP is vaporwave incarnate.
>>69095320
So far he's played a bit with "low stamina".
If he really wants to go full madman he should call her "criminal Clinton".
>>69095296
Alt-right guy punched out a Lib who was advocating mudslime invasion
>you need more evidence to indict Presidential candidates than normal people
Who the fuck is this shill?
>>69095341
>>69095370
Not really interested in that really
I want to see Trump news, I'll keep up with the email things when Trump is debating Hillary
>>69095220
Good choice poland. Oprah would be the best VP choice. Getting the black and women vote in a single swoop.
>>69095238
That's a lot of paid workers for doing basically nothing all day long. Tax money at work I guess.
Can Trump defeat Sanders in primaries?
>>69095395
I suppose with regard to all news, no it certainly hasn't. I was thinking more about the election. What you said seems pretty accurate though- Trump is away seeing Ivanka so it makes sense that there's less going on.
>>69095376
I'd save that attack for when he's fighting against her.
>look, the establishment wants her to win, don't vote for her
Attacking her right now is foolish and Trump knows that.
>>69095518
They're in different primaries the only place they can compete is in the General in November.
>>69095518
I assume you mean the general and there is no way a socialist could win.
>>69095530
I know what you mean. I think it's because of how disappointing the Cruz scandal got. Everyone got hyped and then nothing happened. I still think it's because Trump was away. It's funny, he's gone for a bit and you can feel things are cooling off a bit.
>>69095586
>>69095623
Yeah that's what I meant, the general.
Your election system fucking confuses me.
>SLEAZY DONALD
What does this mean?
>>69095518
If it comes down to the general, Trump can beat Hillary. But sadly I think he would lose to Bernie.
>>69092068
to be honest this should be in the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_2AOso2yCk&feature=youtu.be
KEk on fox do you think America being first is right thing for our foreign policy. Fuck its brilliant how can you say no.
M and J finally bring the bantz
Ordered a couple of beautiful hats to a p.o box south of the border. How long did it take for you guys until they shipped? It's been just over a week since I ordered them.
>>69095677
Trump only calls Cruz "Lyin Ted" or "Lyin Ted Cruz", so Cruz is trying to fight back by calling him "Sleazy Donald"
TED CRUZ BTFO IN MORNING JEW
SLEAZY DONALD
SLEAZY
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>>69095677
Confirms Canadians has no banter
who put the redpills in morning jew's coffees
IT AINT EAZY BEIN SLEAZY
>>69095118
sanders would be easier to beat than shillary but theres no way hes getting the nomi
>>69095677
Cruz's trying to meme.
>>69095785
I just want to hear
>Sanders, you're fired
and see the liberal butthurt all over the interner
>>69095235
>Why do all the songs sound like that
Because it gives you those late 80's/early 1990's feels.This one is more businessy feels though obviously for Trump.
https://soundcloud.com/robertparkerofficial/robert-parker-money-talks?in=robertparkerofficial/sets/robert-parker-money-talks
You ain't feelin' it my man?
>Trump has to win Wisconsin
kek
>tfw I'll be ordering my Poison Dart Frogs soon
I'm going to name one of them Donald Trump.
Or maybe one "Donald" and the other "Trump"
I'm getting two to put in my Vivarium. Any other name ideas?
will they mention it?
>>69092068
Waiting on everyone to wake up lol. Gonna have some mad comments I think
>Response to the Bernie Bird, Hitler bird pic also thrown on in comments
>>69095842
nope I wanna hear Obongo youre fired
the chimpout would be amazing
>DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A REAL CONSERVATIVE
>GUYS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT HILLARY DESPITE MOST AMERICANS BEING TO THE CENTER
>>69095768
Is he actually not being a cuck today?
Literally sickening the extent to which Rato steals shit from Trump desu
I can understand why everybody hates him now.
>>69095842
I forgot to say that sanders does not even have a job
he never worked a day of honest work in his life, living with his parents until he was almost 40 or something
Trump will be on Fox at 7:30 am.
>>69095890
It wouldn't make sense since Obama isn't running.
If Trump had won in 2012, it would have been a great thing to say. But Obama is retiring.
>>69095881
Dont make them cry and run off to their safe space.
>>69095939
link pls
Pretty disgusting that Theodore is only just born and they're already assigning the baby a gender??? Just because of xer genitals?
You guys don't actually think Trump has a chance of becoming president?
![Dendrobates%20azureus,%20blue%20poison%20dart%20frog,%20captive[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yC2OTjz.jpg "Dendrobates%20azureus,%20blue%20poison%20dart%20frog,%20captive[1]")
>>69095857
Two of these.
>>69095939
Which timezone
>>69093139
People are fed up, yes; but don't forget we also have Philly and Pittsburgh
>>69095730
It's not even that, it's just boring. Sleazy isn't a good word to describe Trump. And unlike other nicknames Trump has given his opponents like Marco Bot, Sleepy Carson, and Lyin' Ted, it doesn't roll off the tongue well. Slee zee easy. It doesn't meme well and doesn't stick.
Lyin' Ted rolls off well, is a linguistic killshot and perfectly describes Cruz.
It's like Cruz just noticed that Trump has been giving names to his opponents and is trying to do the same as Trump. Which is pathetic since Cruz is just really doing the same thing as Trump for awhile now.
>>69095658
Sanders has a better chance than hillary because he's getting all the college kids excited and also has some of the working class (the ones who didn't go to trump) on his side
Also he wins most of the blue states, while hillary wins red states
The result of all this is that in the general Hillary will face a strong green party challenge across the board as well as new voters who were brought in by sanders mostly not voting while others who are in it just to see the establishment fall will vote Trump
The net result of bernie's support being mostly in blue states means that Democrats will see their support decline or stagnate in blue states like New Hampshire and Maine and the second district of Maine will vote Trump giving him a delegate there
To win the Democrats just need to keep the Republicans contained as they need everything Romney won plus Ohio and Virginia and Florida and one more state which has at least 5 electoral votes to win. With Sanders in the race he can head Trump off in Ohio. At the same time the Democrats overall are weak and Trump will tear Sanders a new asshole on various issues like trade and why he never tried to rally anti-free trade forces and so on.
If Hillary is the nominee she will lose most likely, with a higher margin of loss than Bernie.
>>69095966
But... so fun
>>69095956
you know very well that this powerhungry idiot would love to have a 3rd term
>>69095658
No
Sanders crush's Trump in polls now because no one really knows anything about Sanders and there has been anti-Trump shit on the media for the past 8 months
If Sanders were to get the nomination Trump could just go full red scare and show everyone his tax plans and he'd get blown out as hard as Mondale
>>69095988
>osomatsu-san
>talking about gender
Are you from Tumblr?
>>69096003
Obv. one Trump the other after his VP
>>69095989
high energy kot
>>69095974
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
EST
>>69096028
Oh definitely.
GIVE US DEM PROTECTION MONEY BOYZ
>>69095870
The scandal? Not until some evidence drops out of the sky or Cruz sues the magazine. Neither are likely to happen any time soon.
>>69095988
>because of xer genitals?
No, it's because his 23rd chromosome pair in his DNA. XY = MALE.
>>69096055
I was thinking about doing this as well.
I probably will.
>>69095856
>Trump HAS to do X
>Trump does X
>X didn't really count, he really needed to do Y!
Cruz is going to get fucked over the next week
Dumb spic money handler for El Chapo called King Midas got caught. Kek do they know what happened to King Midas.
>would you use nukes to defeat ISIS?
What kind of retarded question is that?
>>69092243
>putting a RAT hat on Momiji
DE-GEN-ER-ATE!
>>69096054
Can't you discern satire?
Fox talking about uni keks gettin triggered at Trump.
morning joe shilling against trump
>>69096030
Red Scare lmfao
It's a shame we wont be able to see what it would be like with Trump facing both scenarios. Though if I had to pick one it would be watching him drop kick shillary.
TRUMP IS MUH VOLDERMORT
>>69095988
>Theodore
The short form of Theodore is Ted.
JEWISH TRICKS
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TRICKS
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE READ THE ART OF THE DEAL
Anybody watching Morning Joe? They're talking about Trump.
They've been hitting him on foreign police lately. It looks like the establishment is trying to push a new issue all the time and foreign policy is the new one.
>have to rely on Saudia Arabia for oil
fuck em, they can pay for it or fuck the fuck off
>>69096165
The chalk story?
>>69096185
I've read that he might make her cry or have a break down on stage and that got me excited
>>69096155
I honest to god have never seen anyone who knew what it was who wasn't. But I don't use any other boards so.
Morning Cuck
>>69096230
w-what's wrong with our weed oils?
OMFG BUILD A WALL WAS WRITTEN IN CHALK
>>69096220
Theo.
>>69095856
>Trump has to win Commifornia
topkek
>>69095459
Adding a cunt as VP has never worked.
>>69096225
What's the idea behind these 'editorial board' meetings? They're recorded and released for discussion? I don't get it.
>>69096274
Triggered
>Many of my liberal friends are sissies
>I'm a sissy
You can't make this shit up
Watching Joe now.
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
In a shocking turn of events, pundits and establishment surprised that Trump's 'fuck you, pay me' position on foreign policy hits home with average americans
Can someone post that retard in the drumpf hat, lost the pic.
>>69096168
They go with the highest bidder.
>>69096165
It 100% makes me want to buy some chalk.
>>69096013
+1
Cruz is diet Trump for cucks and idiots unwilling to accept we need a full revolution to uncuck America
>>69096312
Got that Timpf bitch I want to puncher her in face but everyone is like there retarded.
Have we given up on the cruz sex scandal?
Who is the skinny little blondelet sitting next to that dude on fox?
Will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Lisa Lyon MAGA today
oy vey how dare trump put america first
>>69096370
It will all come out soon, don't worry.
>>69096313
She is a women eh at least its not a guy acting like a faggot.
Most fucked story was 7 year old who died in freak bouncy house accident.
>>69096128
But you don't understand! Trump has hit his ceiling of a mere 52%! This is the beginning of the end for the Trump campaign.
>>69096260
When in doubt, assume satire.
Or just don't care.
>>69096346
You mean every man with trump hat? There are plenty.
>>69096346
you mean based Gordon the Drumpf poster?
>>69096222
I'm reading it now. Thinking of doing a /pol/ reading group, Better With Trump daily.
>>69096370
Sooner or later its cumming.
Amanda cant hide her condoms much longer.
>>69096426
>Using based Ukraine as a proxy
>>69096222
Trips guess it's time to read
Currently reading
>>you are not so smart
>>you are now less dumb
I see the Shills are still buttBlasted
>Obama, Merkel and HRC all want to allow at least 1 Million Syrian refugees into their country and become another burden on the taxpayers.
This shit fucking scares me. Can Obama be charged with anything after his presidency for this blatant disregard for the safety of the US?
He seems to be actively working against the wellbeing of the country.
>>69092366
He looks like a man.
>>69092201
55 Delegates needed even if he wins all the predicted polls was my recent calculation some days ago. He'd be able to get these aacross 8 states I think
>>69096388
Great kek do it for the 88s lads?
>>69096470
Based Ukraine supports Cruz. Trump is a joke who loses to Hillary.
>>69096370
8163299187552-75043902647
>>69094061
>general election polls in March
>when the other side is basically already the fucking nominee
>>69096370
A lot of people spent a lot of time digging up evidence for the past several months, they aren't just going to be cucks about it now
>>69096414
They keep telling me it's 37.1% because that's how many people have voted for him, and that the polls don't count because those people haven't voted for him yet.
>>69096577
Based Ukraine can't speak American, back to plebbit you go.
>>69096577
Can't make this stupid shit up. Ukraine couldn't give a RATS ass about Cruz while they're getting buttblasted by Putin.
Any America First gear?
>>69092068
>filed bakruptcy
>says the death of america is in part from offshoring and outsourcing jobs
>outsources jobs
>"but he has to do it to stay competitive"
>oh so since everyone else is unpatriotic and non-protectionist, it's okay for him to be the same and not care about domestic jobs
>"did you know he cares about domestic jobs?"
>de facto cares about his own interests over the sovereignty of a nation (as evidenced by the wind mill/Casino fiasco with the Scottish government)
>this very fact is blatantly glossed over
>puts tons of people out of their jobs in the 80s from straight up not paying contractors for construction jobs
>is a globalist and says he'll do things only a protectionist would do
I'm not concluded yet whether or not the trump threads are made by shills, or by people that are of the same level of intellect of college students that are simply contrarion and don't want to vote liberal like all of their frat friends.
>>69096521
For the past several years it's become very clear obongo hates white people
Funny considering niggers never did anything for him, but I guess he's just a cunt like that
>>69096577
Literally second Australia
>>69096657
Дypeнь.
Okay. Keep being delusional.
>Trump isn't """nuanced""" enough
>Implying anyone cares just like when they bitch about wanting more "policy"
>>69096714
Here's your (You)
>>69096716
niggers got him elected.
>>69096714
Morning shill....
Trump stole Ameroca First from libertarians. They going to be so buttmad.
We gunna need a new thread soon. OP went to bed.
>>69094515
Nate Silver is such a little bitch this election, he literally ignores all pro-Trump data. He makes meme predictions like Georgia going blue.
WOT?
What was the last part?
Trump staging a NWO?
NEW
WORLD
ORDER
Nubread?
>there's no anime spamming in these threads right now because at this time in America only the people who have jobs are awake
my sides
>>69096674
Trump got endorsement from Pootin, wtf are you talking about. Fuck these braindead authoritarians.
Bush did 9/11
>>69096346
Here, pal. Have fun.
>>69096893
Or maybe I just don't feel like dealing with you fuckers right now.
>>69096902
Good I hope Putin takes one half of Ukraine and Trump takes the other. We can split it like Poland in '39.
>>69094853
I swear it has become a meme at this point to just shit all over Batman v. Superman
>>69096954
>avafag
>>>/trash/
Anyone been paying attention to this girl's twitter? She seems out of her mind but also seems like she might know stuff about the Cruz scandal. She was talking about Cruz's hookers way before the NE leal and even before @tothextothey posted that original #opcruz video. From what I can gather the little bit of info he had came from her. Also somehow this guy @madscape is involved and supposedly who she is messaging in the screen caps she posted. Reading through it hurts my head, but there's a 1% chance something is there.
https://twitter.com/RWSurferGirl1?s=09
>>69096902
So you're triggered cause Trump won't go to war over country when you can't defend yourself against a third rate military power? Not my problem Pietro
>>69096791
America first was a group opposed to America's entry to WW2, nothing to do with libertarians.
>>69096893
Feels good man
>>69096801
>At least his taste in music has gotten better
>>69096834
Is there anyone who says this?
>>69097008
I'm glad I never shopped that 35 frame long gif for you.
>>69096834
Just go read all his articles before voting began and you'll see that a Trump nomination is backed up nearly 100% by the data.
He just doesn't talk about it because he knows Trump will BTFO his fag party in November.
>>69096981
Trump is a loser and so are you. Sorry, not happening. Putin and ISIS will get EPIC BTFO by based Cruzader.
>>69097023
She's either a psycho attention whore or based political operative.
>>69096893
No way. NEETs don't have the concept of "sleeping in" and therefore can adjust their schedule however they like.
I usually woke up around 4:00 a.m. after no more than six hours of sleep before my schedule was determined.
>>69097032
I hate russia like the other guy, but boy cockhols are butthurt retards.
>>69097023
I'll believe her when she shows actually evidence and not twitter screencaps.
>>69092068
>>69092068
>>69092068
hello, i applied for a spot on the rolling OP yesterday. is this video good enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHi6A52GiY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHi6A52GiY0
>>69097066
what gif
Can somebody do one of Trump sneaking up behind Bernie sitting on a chair with an Icepick raised above his head?
>>69097061
Georgia going blue? Memesters like Nate Bronze do.
Not even any poll shows that. It's impossible. It's like them saying Utah going blue, it's literally impossible.
>>69096714
projection: the post
>>69097151
Make the new trump general thread and post it there. It shouldn't be a problem.
>>69097032
Who said about war with Russia? All we need is destroying Russia economy and creating pro-european government, not mongolian puppets of China.
>>69097023
she's full of shit
>>69097085
Absolutely mate.
>BOB BTFO
>>69097214
>When I rejuvenate our military Mexico wont go to war
kek'd
>>69097023
She's obviously an anonyfag and it's probably you posting here for attention.
>>69097023
I personally don't care until goods are delivered. All talk and no results is just boring.
Just because she ''seems'' to have something doesn't mean she does.
>I SWEAR THAT I HAVE EVIDENCE, 90% OF IT EVEN, I JUST HAD TO LEAVE FOR A FAMILY EMERGENCY AND NO LONGER HAVE IT
Uh huh, yeah, no.
>>69097282
I still don't care. It's your country, you unfuck it. Trump is going to unfuck America. Maybe someday you'll be strong enough to get Crimea,Donetsk,and Luhansk back.
>>69097333
I don't recall asking for a photoshop of any gif.
You're mistaking me for another Singaporean.
>Callum Borchers
this is a being from another planet
>>69096755
Crimea river, faggot.
>>69097217
Womxyz?
>>69097023
Also
>caring about your reputation on twitter
lel
>>69097465
I'm tired of people trying to get us to continue pushing this subject.
If there is something there, it'll come out, if not just let sleeping dogs lie.
We can't keep pushing possible lies in the name of Trump without risking damaging him
>out of the blue
haha this clueless fucker
>>69097496
then you're obviously a proxyfag
>>69096791
Beutity of it is being against it is beaing against America.
>>69097449
Definitely not me. I am just intrigued by what the fuck is going on. Going through her twitter she gets so many weird replies warning of consequences and shit. I guess they could all be the same person trying to fuck with our heads.
>>69097487
We are joining NATO and you will have another ally. Russia can't do shit to NATO so stop being pussy.
TRUMP CAN'T WIN AGAINST KILLARY.
Cruz or lose 2016.
>>69097023
I'll bet you a million bucks she and the other dipshit are the people who made that Anonymous video threatening Cruz on March 15th. I'd bet another million it was Rick Wilson (or at least other Rubio shills) who paid them to do it, and planned to have them leak it.
Now that dude is getting cold feet because they're being threatened by the GOPe.
>>69097214
I bet Utah does. They did in 1996, largely over Dole's support for Gingrich's plan to use the NG to finish the border wall. Utah is cucked on immigration.
>>69097835
@tothextothey is the guy who originally posted it. Today he's saying that it was to subvert and end #optrump after they made their video. The whole thing is weird and whatever coalition there was seems to be falling apart.
>>69097151
this is fucking great m8. Could even be a bit longer, but honestly I love short. Shorter is better.
>>69096370
Anyone with solid interviews/evidence is holding out for the right $ price at this point
