World War 3 arrives, you are obliged to join the military
Do you join or do you be a coward who jerks to anime alone?
I know what most of you would do
>>69071305
sorry mate you just can never be as good as an australian
>>69071305
I wouldn't unless it was under President Trump.
I'm not going to die for fucking Hillary Clinton, it's bad enough Id die for Israel
>>69071468
i'm serious burger
>>69071305
For my lord and Savior, the Honorable Donald Trump? I'd get back in shape and join up in a heartbeat. Come back as the new "greatest generation" and pop out 6 or 7 kids and act entitled for the next 50 years
>>69071700
i'd happily join
military would straighten everyone out and prevent nu-males for atleast 10 years
>>69071776
And hopefully women would be submissive, for at least my generation. Then the hippy shit can pop up again and I'll cheat on my submissive wife with some free love college chicks in my 40's and 50's
>>69071916
absolutely
my grandad said the conscription made it so everyone was fair and had something in common
everyone was friends it seemed great, united against an enemy
>>69072036
I hope he gets elected and wwiii happens. Even if i die in the battlefield it'll be glorious and nobody in my family worth a fuck has been to war since my grandfather in WWII. (My grandma had my mom when she was well over 40, and she was the 7th child, so I'm not old btw)
>>69071501
>dying for a rich trustfund babby who dodged the draft 4 times
Holy cuck
>>69071468
>avoiding the question
I would petition to be a soldier in defense of the homeland, not some pawn in a far away land fighting against savages who will never reach our shores
>>69072700
we won't die anon
NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
>>69072835
I hope we meet in battle against the scum communists and Muslim dogs that dare go against the might of the United Kingdom and United States. Together we will not only make America great again, we will make the west great again!
>>69071305
>you are obliged to join the military
Medical honorable discharge, I ain't doing shit. Enjoy the fun, I'll be taking the pick of the women and jobs.
>>69072957
aslong as we do a good job anon
we can all go for drinks afterwards
I would probably leave the military if he became the president lol
That rich daddys boy ain't my president ever.
>>69071305
I'd join in a heartbeat. It'd be the only thing that would bring meaning to my miserable life.
>>69071305
>joining a militia in a country that spends less than 5 percent on militia
>>69073205
Treasonous rat
I have so many different reasons that I shouldn't serve, mostly an extensive mental health history that would be extensive enough to give the Military pause, so I'd definitely opt to jerk to anime alone.
>>69073218
all use /pol/ dogs could meet someday
atleast we know we're fighting for something worthwhile
>>69071305
its like Call of Duty?
>>69073371
Come to America and fight for your right to live in the greatest country on earth when WWIII starts. Earn your place alongside the white man!
>>69071305
let the burgers fight it out
>>69073381
Faggot.
>>69073530
lol pathetic canadian
wish were up for the US annexing these cunts anytime
>>69073582
You will be hung with the rest of the draft dodging scum.
Definitely once I graduate college.
I dont know. Who are we fighting and why?
>>69073702
north korea, isis
who knows?
you should be available to fight for what you stand for
>>69073670
Whatever your anime says you pencil neck faggot ;)
>>69073702
Does it matter? It will be communist scum and Muslim dogs that decide to fight us instead of assimilate and you know it.
>>69073849
No anime here you pathetic cuck. Only pride for what my country once was and what will be when Trump makes America great again!
I'm afraid to join the military becos im a fucking 24 yr neet and i fear getting rejected from even a low level position
If WW3 broke out they'd give leeway to raise numbers and i'd be able to do something cool before i die
>>69071305
I can always hope to be more than frontline infantry. If anything, I'd like to be a base camp medic, but battlemedic works too if supply is high enough.
also don't tell command but i'm probably going to try and capture and experiment on the most savage of enemies. For the good of the future of the free world.
>>69073851
>Implying ISIS and North Korea are legitimate threats to the US
Wake me when we are marching on Moscow or the Great Wall of China
>>69073982
get fucking fit?
stop thinking you're weak you cunt
>>69073641
We're a periphery with early 80s equipment. Our subs leak. Our helicopters a ricketier than Soviet ones. They're literally the ones your country throws away. Fuck that shit I'm not dying in some tin can before I can even see the enemy with my ancient ass equipment.
>>69071305
i'd follow god emperor trump's example and dodge the draft based on flimsy medical evidence and then shitpost against the military on /pol/
>>69073916
But America is already great, men
Hillary say it
>>69073803
Probably take the 1500USD i have in the bank and jump on a plane to france and join the FFL.
all with the purpose to remove kebab.
(i was really hopping france do something after paris happening)
I'm too old but it would depend on who the enemy was. It's one thing to be patriotic. It's another to blindly follow the orders of your government.
>>69073916
Good you didn't deny being a pencil neck, too late now.
Faggot.
>>69072795
>draft-dodger
This meme has to stop. He was on the list, it's just that his number wasn't called. The reason he was that far down the list was that he had an injury that would have affected his performance on the battlefield.
>use hindsight and join before draft time
>let the cucks get drafted
>majority will dodge, but we'll get some of them
>use them as a human cuck shield
>win
>>69071305
im already in the army what now
>>69074088
i don't even know what the fuck you are
you best be supporting common sense m8
>>69071305
It depends what kind of war it is. If it's for stupid reasons, fuck no I'm not joining. If our country got attacked, I'll be on the frontlines.
>>69071305
I will never die for another. I will die to defend that.
>>69074269
you best die for what is important#
everyone dies in vain these days
>>69074200
i will be removing kebab if we have WW3 happening.
we dont have many kebabs in nicaragua. we love eating pork
>>69074172
Broken toe nail is now an injury.
If you think a rich trust fund baby like him didn't intentionally get out of the draft you clearly didnt graduate from trump university.
>>69074371
great job
we will support you
All the emperor requires of us soldiers is that we hold the line and we die fighting. Its what we do best. We die standing.
Why do you frame it bby saying that if you don't join you automatically jerk it to anime?
Can I say that if you do join you are automatically a Trumpcuck who prefers licking Trump's sweaty taint to living a long prosperous life?
Trumpshits are the saddest of the sad.
War is fucking hell, so no. Not unless we got invaded by ground troops. We only get bombed? Well bomb them back what do you need me for? Fuck off.
literal bait to start war
>>69073467
How do I quickscope?
>>69071305
Join.
My life is shit anyways. I'm about to turn 33 and I live with my mom (moved home while my dad was dying of cancer, feel bad about leaving her alone and feel trapped now), single, work as a school janitor, have no real plan, etc.
I'm too much of a pussy to join on my own, but I feel like I would really benefit from the structure if I was forced to go in.
Is 33 too old?
>>69074393
>He dodged the draft
Actually, he didn't.
>H-he faked an injury for preferential treatment
Nice moving goalposts there, buddy. Nice sauce too.
Also his fortune came not from his 'trust fund' as you suggest, but from the million dollar loan his father gave him. Which he turned into a multi-billion dollar empire.
>>69074172
Bone spurs are not an "injury" they're a deformity.
Had he really had them it'd have been crippling and pretty obvious in his gait.
Does he walk around like someone with bone spurs? No.
>>69071305
>obligated
Fuck my country. All its done post world war II is be meddlesome in the affairs of other countries and sow bloodshed and chaos whereever its boots tread.
I have no desire to die for a country that would obviously start the war in question.
>>69075194
I didnt move the goal post, he dodged the draft by faking an injury on his toe. He's a fucking pussy faggot.
You know a millions dollar loan today is not the same as a million dollar loan back in his day right? That was a pretty big fucking number.
He didn't build the empire from scratch, he was born into wealth thanks to his daddy. He's not some incredible genius, he's a fucking scam artist.
>>69071305
The military rejected me over an alleged allergy problem in my medical records. I called bullshit and asked to be seen by one of their doctors but they wouldn't have it. If they called me in to service now I would tell them to shove it.
>>69075405
>he's worth billions of dollars
>he can't afford orthopedics
ok.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/questions-linger-about-trumps-draft-deferments-during-vietnam-war/2015/07/21/257677bc-2fdd-11e5-8353-1215475949f4_story.html
>Can't even remember which foot he had a bone spur in
It stinks of bullshit so bad.
>>69075632
You must be a gigantic moron if you actually believe he had any sort of injury. Like the kind of rube he preys upon.
>>69071305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevI96XqAKc
Go to my cuckshed, of course!
>>69071305
If Israel is the enemy, then sure.
>>69071305
>implying WW3 won't be fought mostly on Navy and Airforce
>>69071305
Depends on what we're fighting against.
>>69075535
>I didnt move the goal post
>he dodged the draft by faking an injury
No, now you're just posting unsubstantiated bullshit.
>You know a millions dollar loan today is not the same as a million dollar loan back in his day right?
Yes, yes I do. I also know that whatever the conversion rate is, it's not 1 = 10,000, as you're suggesting.
>He didn't build the empire from scratch, he was born into wealth thanks to his daddy.
I don't deny that he was born into wealth.
>He's not some incredible genius
You know, something's bothering me about that statement, but I can't put my finger on it... oh yes, this entire electoral cycle, where he has consistently outplayed the entire body politic simultaneously. Seems pretty genius to me.
