Disprove the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pro-tip: You can't
I can't, so you believe in him if you want to, and I'll believe in my guy, sound good?
>>69070670
Yeah, sounds good. Pastafarianism is about respecting other beliefs and rejecting dogma, but if you're interested in the church I can tell you more about it.
>>69070286
He was invented by Richard Dawkins a few years ago, who explained that he was inventing the concept.
>>69070286
arg, matey. these bilge-sucking landlubbers'd feed the fish afore given ye even a single shot across the bow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSRNmQpgSi4
Check my 6
>>69070787
>be tripfag
>Bring logic onto a /pol/ thread about a flying wad of carbs
Really?
>>69070286
fsm smiles upon me. spy thee me dubs, m80!
>>69071038
Arg, ye be a good lad. I await seeing ye on our grand ol ship in the sky, with wenches and grog aplenty!
>>69070954
>Really?
I mean, like wow, like WOW. I can't even believe you just, like..WOW, oh my god.
Are you fucking kidding me?
LIKE WOW.
>>69070286
But do you have any evidence to support it at all?
Jesus was a real person and his miracles are documented outside of the Bible.
>>69071200
>>69071376
1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has every perfection
2. Existence is a perfection
3. Therefore, the FSM exists
QED bitches
>>69071448
>1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has every perfection
>no vitamin A or C
>very little protein
false god. At least when Hindus worship cows, they're getting a decent source of calcium, faggot.
>>69071641
>not including the many sauces available
>not including His meatballs
>not including potential vegetables
You're a special kind of retarded.
>>69071448
But how do you know the FSM has every perfection?
>>69071728
>sauces
>potential vegetables
Enjoy your watered-down God and his hundred necessary side dishes.
>>69071750
Because He says so.
Need more proof?
1. You don't need a reason to like spaghetti
2. A lack of reason for something can be the lack of a cause for something
3. The universe is a chain of causal events, starting with the first cause
4. The first cause had no cause
5. Spaghetti is the only thing not needing a cause
6. Therefore, spaghetti caused the first cause
QED LANDLUBBERS
>>69071928
>conveniently ignoring the meatballs
>>69070787
I'll have you know as a firm believer in Last Thursdayism that statement is false.
"A few years ago" is preposterous, as the universe wasn't even around back then.
>>69072016
The meatballs are apocryphal, as you well know.
He's a flying spaghetti monster, not hover-bolognese.
>>69071928
accessories for every occasion. what does your pathetic god even have!?
>>69072148
Last Thursdayism, however, accepts that he DID say it Last Thursday.
>>69072159
well said, shark bait. made me shiver me timbers!
>>69072170
He can turn into a truck and fights the evil forces of THE DECEPTICONS
And he died to preserve my Energon.
>>69072247
>>69071928
>>69071641
>>69071200
>>69070787
RARERARERARERARERARERARE
>>69072401
Is this what America gets up to on /pol/ while all the intelligent people are asleep?
>>69072159
>apocryphal
Then explain how his noodliness himself spoke of his glorious meatballs, as chronicled in the holy noodle?
Also, since the Flying Spaghetti monster has been proven to exist, some aspects of him must be left up to faith
>>69070286
>Not understanding burden of proof.
Are people really this retarded.
>>69072719
I gave a shit ton of proof
>>69071641
>RARE
FSM is not that bad. I eat it at least once a month, with different sauces or just toss it with parmesan, olive oil, either lemon or vinaigrette, anchovies, and minced garlic and basil. Good side with a grilled filet of bass or something.
I often give thanks to FSM ironically, of course ("rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub"), then pray to the real/only God unironically. I often give thanks to being given the nourishment I need that keeps me ready for that time when Christendom calls for every Christian to purge all the heretics, including FSM adherents.
>>69072508
yes. gotta beat the ozzies to it.
>>69070779
So it's like Mormonism?
>>69073796
We actually have a rigid program for converting mormons to pastafarianism, including brining orange soda and arriving at their door early in the morning just as they like to do for evangelical work. Anyone can show up at someone's house at noon, but it takes real dedication to show up at 5 AM. The orange soda is because that shit is like crack to mormons
>>69070787
>Fedora BTFO by rare
>>69070779
>but if you're interested in the church I can tell you more about it.
He responded to the bait, everyone in this thread is asking for more knowledge about pastafarianism
>>69074055
To start of with, our church stands for all that is good. We do not stand for all that is bad.
>>69074194
Are colandars mandatory?
>>69070286
Go back to /lgbt/ and suck muslime cock you degenerate fedorafag.
>>69074462
No, colanders are actually a relatively new thing and were mostly there to get normies interested in the religion. The traditional religious garb is full pirate regalia.
>>69074462
Autism
>>69074613
>>69074462
It's always a fat kikess with le fonny atheist memes.
Good girls are Catholic
>>69070286
The bible does not say anthing about a flying spaghetti monster, so it cant be real.
>>69070286
1. We know it was invented several years ago.
2 a. It's a description of God, with changed attributes.
2 b. God could very well exist logically but we have no reason to attribute a "flying spaghetti monster" appearance to him other than the autism of modern atheists.
>>69075234
>Black Beauty
>>69075207
>Overused meme not even burn anymore
>Tips Fedora while sucking Ahmed's cock
>inb4 muh Islamaphobia and muh Christian = flying spaghetti monster cuz Fuck you Christian dad I want to be a degenerate fedora piece of shit
Your still a degenerate buttfucking shitdick atheofag whether you like it or not.
>>69075464
3. There is no reason to believe a FSM exists, there is reason to believe God exists (cause of the universe).
>>69075568
OP here, that wasn't even me. Pastafarianism is abot mutual respect for everyone, and rejection of dogma is important. That's not to say we don't think we're right, but to be dogmatic about it and be justified we'd need to be omniscient. It's fine to be christian, hindu, etc., but we'll still try to get you to see the light of his noodliness.
We'll try not to be dicks about it.
>>69075720
>Pastafarianism is abot mutual respect for everyone, and rejection of dogma is important
Mutual respect is dogmatic, yo.
>>69075234
Hard to believe she's 26. Looks much younger.
>>69075851
>Britfag can't let a good thing lie
I should clarify I meant dogma concerning the validity of the church
>>69070787
if flying spaghetti monster isn't real, then who invented spaghetti
>>69076007
Allah.
sUCC
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>>69070286
>disprove
>literally an example of non-falsifiability made up to show how stupid religion is
pasta cant fly
>duh
