If you couldn't be white, what race would you be?
(Persians are white, for the purpose of this discussion.)
>>69061995
Those Asian guys don't look very happy.
>>69061995
Japanese, I like their culture (not the anime really but the politeness and hard working culture appeals to me)
>>69061995
Finnish
White people on 4chan worship Japs so they're pretty much niggers already.
White pls.
Australian.
>>69061995
Slav
>>69062261
Stop learning everything you know about Japanese culture from anime and games(which they create literally to escape from their shitty culture). There's a reason they have such a high suicide rate over there
>>69061995
Centari
>>69061995
I'd be a fucking insect.
>>69061995
Slavic, I would rather be drinking vodka than some shit tier nigger.
>>69061995
Italian
>>69061995
Khajit
>>69061995
Japanese, so I'd have an excuse to kill myself.
>>69062728
Molari will make Centari Prime great again
Borg
>>69061995
Probably Australian
No aussies you aren't white
Asian, so I could wear pointed straw hats and sport a bitchin' set of buck teeth.
>>69061995
Native American of one of the rich casino owning tribes.
>lots of free Money
>free college to best universities in US
>likely to be tall
>high ground in any argument about race in US
>potentially awesome last names
>reservation has its own separate laws
Though, if I rolled a poor as fuck tribe, life would be pretty shit.
Aside from greater substance abuse chance, there is literally no downside to being Native American.
>>69062210
no one likes LARPers
>>69061995
>Persians are white
>>69061995
Japanese. There are certain aspects of their culture I am not very fond of... but that is the case with Western culture as well.
It's the best choice really. Whites and Asians are the only good races. All the others are terrible. I suppose being a Jew wouldn't be too bad but getting my foreskin cut off just doesn't appeal to me. Even if being one means I would get rich by exploiting dumb goyim.
>>69062604
Though it is a movie and thus like all other forms of entertainment is showing only a slice of a culture, Enter The Void shows the grittier side of Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRxDP--e-Y
>>69061995
If I couldn't be white, I would rather to have never been born.
>being white is really that fucking good
>waking up white is like getting blown by a unicorn with big, full lips every. single. day.
>>69061995
Asian.
Nippon would be best though.
>>69061995
>If you couldn't be white, what race would you be?
Slav
What's going on in that picture? Is that some kind of pride parade in San Francisco?
>>69061995
Persian
>>69061995
Japanese
>>69061995
Korean. Easy.
I'd rather be dead
I'd be slavic. Doesn't seem so bad.
>>69061995
Carthaginian,
I bet Carthage was a crazy town
>>69061995
Jewish
>>69061995
Plz don't walk around pretending to be Leonidas if you've been skipping leg day forever
>>69062739
This guy gets it
I suppose being Asian would be the best choice at that point
>>69062878
Sex with a telepath would be amazing.
>>69061995
English
>>69061995
5 mile
>>69063513
was white
id say native american since geographically it would be fitting.
>>69062956
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
>>69061995
A Breton , with expert level alteration , destruction and conjuration
I suppose I'd be a slav.
>>69062560
So we're pretending Persians are white and slavs aren't
Nigerian, so i could be ooga booga niggerish with a 2nd world economy
a jap i guess
Spanish
>>69064006
Abo
>>69061995
99.9% white .1% japanese
>>69061995
Finngolian.
>>69063596
This. Hava Nagila tribesman.
>>69062604
and that reason is that their cops are lazy as shit
East Asian master race
>>69063170
white sex slaves being used to advertise a new gyro joint in china.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/06/29/china.rent.white.people/
yes, in china, they rent white people to make things seem glamorous
Argentinian
>>69063811
Wut? He is talking about the Punic country in North Africa.
>>69061995
Probably jew to unlock easy mode for life
>>69063898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12NZrYEVno
Pure blooded Cherokee. So at least I'm American.
I imagine being an Argonian version of Pablo Escobar would be pretty sweet.
You couldn't pay me to be an actual spic tho
>>69065109
>American
You're Cherokee and belong to Cherokee nation.
>>69062210
>"fucking westaboos"
Probably some sort of East Asian, only race that's been able to make a civilization that lasts and isn't shit.
>>69062739
But I thought jews were white :^)
>>69065207
How can they be westaboos if they're white?
>>69063596
This
people would still think I'm white, but this time I'd actually have the privilege they think white people have.
>>69062739
Fuck off Turkroach.
>>69062739
What's so great about being Turkish?
http://www.chinasmack.com/2014/pictures/chinese-restaurant-has-topless-foreign-male-model-waiters.html
in case you guys didn't know, yes there is a an active market in white dude sex slaves, in china
>>69061995
Southern French
>WE WUZ TROUBADOURS 'N' TEMPLARS 'N' SHEEIT
>>69065207
>Double quoting.
Mon- Finnish :-)
The only answer.
