Can whites even compete?
Zheng He's ship that was the first to discover America
That's pretty rad that the chinese ship's sails are rigged akin to fish fins.
Way more coolers that faggy smooth blanket shit that tiny ship has going on
>implying that ship ever left the harbour
Such a big ship for small cocks.
>>69060161
Leif Eriksson arrived earlier than that gook. Zheng He arrived to the Americas 72 years earlier than Columbus while Eriksson 400 years.
Go back to eat dogs, Mr. Wong
>>69060660
this honestly,
but Chinese actually believe there was a treasure ship that big
and actually Chinese scholars believe it
>>69060161
>america tries to invade vietnam with massive failure
Tell me something else that is new
>>69060161
China was so advance that they stop caring. All around them were just barbarians. Just like Europe now. And now Europe will fall, just like China then.
yeah, here's a modern comparison for a sense of scale
it's a really amazing story and supported by volumes of archaeological evidence
>>69060161
They stopped before they found America because God hates the court Eunuchs
>hit a wave in that thing
>ship breaks in half
HO HO
>>69060847
Does Agent Orange actually taste/smell like oranges?
>>69060832
>chinese ""intellectuals""
>>69060913
no, non-chink engineers did the calculations and determined that such a ship would break in half or tip over before it even left port
>>69060847
Does napalm actually stick to kids?
>>69060161
This is some we wuz kangz tier shieeet right here.
>>69060847
Destroyed your country just for shits and giggles.
>>69061122
>>69060161
he wan't going anywhere with bamboo sails
>>69061122
They were emperors.
>>69060161
The indians got the first, mate.
>>69061122
they also belive that they were the ones to invent pizza and spaghetti
saying that marco polo coppied it from chink noodles or whatever
>>69060161
>>69060688
>Tfw when Zheng He was a Muslim eunuch.
>Literally an Asian cuck
Beeruuutifullll
>>69060847
>paddy farmer 50 years later
>still knee deep in pig-shit farming
Tell me how communism has helped you.
>>69061333
WUZ
>>69060161
very nice.
too bad his emperor ordered the fleet to return home and be burned.
>>69061279
>he wan't going anywhere with bamboo sails
This, side from the that, where the fuck did the gooks find giant Redwoods for the masts that tall? and how the hell could you keep them from being ripped out by high winds?
>>69060688
>muh dick
wow... it's funny how when whites are confronted with Asian superiority they resort to the same arguments as blacks.
>>69061241
WUZ
>>69060161
looks pretty small.
>>69060161
Shut up nigger. The vikings were the first to discover this land
>>69061743
CHINGS?
>>69060913
The USS Nimitz is literally 2 1/2 times the size of the treasure ship.
>>69061732
>implying hes white
Good one Wang Chang Chung.
>>69060913
Pretty legit
>>69060543
Because propelling an object through the water is the same as propelling it with wind right?
>>69061333
WUZ
N trips checked
>>69060161
How comes those kids are all as big as the ship?
Checkmate.
>>69061846
>the treasure ship.
you mean imagination ship, no way it could leave the harbour using wood construction, it's as bad as the Spruce Moose
>>69060913
The scale in the actual picture kind of ruins the joke here.
>>69062051
>Spruce Moose
kek *Goose,
>>69060161
>Please everyone knows the ancient Egyptians were the first to discover America in their flying pyramids. Shiet we wuz explorers n shiet.
>>69061698
EXPLORA
>>69060161
>the Vikings
>Mansa Musa
BIG YELLOW BOATS
LITTLE WHITE SHIPS
A muslim discovering America? No.
>>69060161
I thought the supposed largest ships of Zheng He's treasure fleet never actually existed. I thought that was proven already that they were a myth.
>>69061471
That's true though.
>>69062051
>Spruce Moose
Which actually flew at least once. But hey, those chinks ammirite! I'm on your side goyi... I mean fellow arayan.
>>69062167
>>69062051
Sproose goose flew, nigga
also chinks think this guy was the first astronaut
>>69062051
>no way it could leave the harbour using wood construction
what?
>>69062370
>chinks think this guy was the first astronaut
All accounts I've ever seen say he blew himself up. Source?
>>69062143
dude literally sits on a keg of dynamite, get blown the fuck out
and chinks say "HE WAS FIRST MAN IN SPACE"
>>69060161
The Chinese could have become the uncontested rulers of the Earth if they hadn't burned their fucking treasure fleet because they were too high on the smell of their own farts to care about the world beyond the middle kingdom. There's also a pretty obvious joke about tiny dicks to be made in that picture.
>>69062480
Yeah, I was asking where people claim he was the first man in space. Your first post used "astronaut" in quotes.
>>69061070
those engineers don't know about supperior bamboo hull that's been folded a thousand times
>>69060847
Not bad.
But you should thank us for making your country just the slightest bit relevant
>>69062370
Bullshit. Poles were first in space. Just read something about master Twardowski and his giant cock.
>>69062377
China didn't have actual deep harbors which supported deep keels. It's why dhows and junks were so important in the South China Sea and Indian Ocean. It's also why the British were forced to use Ironclads in the wars against the Chinese.
>>69062452
there is no source, only legends that he blew himself up
>>69060161
Isn't that the homo with Claws in Dynasty Warriors?
>>69060161
WE WAZ KANGS
>>69062584
just google Wan Hu
>>69061732
you probably posted that yourself desu
>>69062377
>what?
One is a streamlined hull design refined over centuries, the other is a flat bottom scaled-up junk
that ship was a piece of shit. it didnt go anywhere and it broke under its own weight once it set sail. the giant ships werent flexible enough to last on the ocean
>>69062673
Yah casue he was some dumbfuck who sat above a shit ton of gunpowder. And say that he is going to space. Only for him spectacularly and Hilariously blow himself up. Of course its gonna become a legend.
>>69060970
>>69061120
>>69061237
Fucking Anglos.
>>69062584
>>69062899
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/30/china.wanhu/
>>69063001
Stay ass hurt turktoach
Say what you want about the questionable quality of chink products, but back then they were master shipbuilders.
>>69063018
Big fucking woop they did something that we have been doing since the 60's.
>>69063195
>but back then they were master shipbuilders
Not really. By the time they gained the ability to exit the South China Sea and enter the Indian Ocean, Arabs and Niggers had been crossing it with dhows. This is also the same period as the caravel, which was capable of transatlantic travel which is far more impressive compared to transpacific or crossing the Straits of Malacca. This doesn't even take into account that Zheng He's largest supposed ships didn't actually exist and if they did they never left port.
I've never heard this shit about Zheng He finding the americas, only him getting to africa and back
>>69063341
is it a big woop when it's a first for someone from your country silly insescure amurifat
>>69063563
That's because there are only accounts of expeditions to East Africa and people made shit up in the past decade or so.
"Discovering the Americas" means that the "new continent" was the last news in every civilized corner in the world, and everyone was eager to adventure, travel or settle in this new place.
No that a random fuck step for a couple days/weeks in the continent and then leave without anybody around the world even noticed it at the time.
(sorry for my English...)
everytime someone mentions this chink his accomplishment list gets bigger and bigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjtN0IV_lJc
AN INDIAN WAS THE FIRST MAN IN SPACE
>>69063563
when Mao came into power, he pushed the china nationalism into bullshit
probably north Koreans have similar stories
Being first means little if you don't do shit with it. And the emperor burned all the boats because of a fucking nightmare he had. That much consolidated power with that much lack of oversight doomed them. Our merchants were able to work on the ground without retarded oversight, and that's how we conquered the country. It'd be like if the Soviets built a moonbase and we were buttmad because WE WUR THAR FIRST well you didn't do anything with it.
Being first is like being first on a youtube comment. It's just a commendation it means absolutely nothing.
>>69063627
Not really except oh wait we have been putting probes on mars and taking pictures of Pluto. Getting people up is easy.
>>69060161
Apparently they can since they colonized the world and China collapsed into the "sick man" of Asia.
>>69060161
That is a very aesthetically pleasing ship but Zheng He's actual ships were never that big, that ship never left harbour because it isn't seaworthy. They just kept it in the harbour for people to look at.
>>69063762
why the fuck are you in america then?
you need to go back
say what you want, but at least Macs didn't sell out to:
1. the NSA
2. teh FBI
3. Twitter
4. The government
5. Facebook
>>69064065
I thought the vikings reached there first.
Speaking of white people and ships, I watched this yesterday day after /pol/ recommended it.
It was great.
>>69061241
>Implying that nordics aren't europeans
>>69060812
leifsbuða, I want to go there one day.
Hope I can
>>69060161
>chinese
>>69060161
>posting the top link of /r/pics
You have to go back
>>69061837
N LITTLE DICK SHIP BUILDERS.
>>69060161
This was a long time ago and I believe it happened. They have found many Chinese type sea anchors off the coast of Cali and the Toltecs and Olmecs and following cultures seem really Asian-y. My theory is that the chinks set up camp and their writing morphed. This can also explain many things about this part of the world and their culture at the time.
>>69064600
this photo is about 5 years old
im sure it gets circlejerked around reddit all the time
anyways, how do you it is on reddit? do you go there?
YOU have to go back
>>69060161
i played age of empires 3 too
>>69060847
>Your tet offensive fails
>You lose every important military engagement
>On the verge of losing the war military
>We leave when the whiny liberals who saw war on tv for the first time beg us to stop kicking your ass and come home
>You use our absence to conquer Saigon and assimilate the North
>WE KICK YOUR ASS AMERICA HEE-HOO CHING-CHONG
>>69060832
Remains of ships of that size h and age have been found in China. Also an account of a visit by such a ship to Iceland circa 1420 in the Vatican archives.
One of the reasons Christopher Columbus believed he was going to China in 1492 was his visit to Iceland where he read this account.
>>69061122
Except for Chinese "we wuz" claims are actually believable. They existed as an Empire for 3000 continuous years.
>>69061813
Human beings crossed over from Asia probably 12,000 years ago.
>>69064696
Chinese junkers were common off the west coast in the late 1800's and early 1900's. This is how those stone anchors got there.
>>69062364
The Spruce Goose never rose above ground effect and so was/is not an airplane.
>>69064510
Go while you still can, before every archaeological site will be destroyed to build blocks for rapefugees.
Some sources say Phoenicians discovered the Americans even earlier than any of those civilisations mentioned above.
>>69065161
Until they were BTFO by Mongolians.
>>69065086
WE
>>69060161
Hinga Dinga Durgen bitch.
<3 the vikings 300 years earlier
>>69061471
Except Pizza was invented in New York City
>>69060161
> Dat width
> Dose tiny sales
> Dat excessive aft quarters
Why is it that the giant empire of what we now call China didn't do shit when "whites" (or Europeans as i like to call them) completely dominated the area
> Oh yeah they were a colony due to Naval superiority.
>>69065591
WUZ
>>69065161
Bull-Fucking shit. Anyone who knows anything about it can tell you that the land has split into hundreds of thousands of kingdoms and into different dynasties multiple times. At best you can go as far back as the Qin for the first empire. The Zhou and Shan were little more than kingdoms akin to european counterparts. Nevermind the warring state periods or the revolutions.
>>69060161
So how'd the Vikings steal it?
>>69062596
Kek.
Also heresy to make a Japanese meme about Chinese engineering.
>>69064696
I'm not so into this one, other than just read some articles a long time ago. It's obvious that there has been far more traveling in the ancient world than we believe today, not only to america but in general. Hasn't there even been found tobacco in egypt?
When it comes to the norks, we do know there were many people going to america, in particular the region we named markland. We know the greenlanders went there to get lumber. There are many references all over the sagas from the time after greenland was settled. "Snorre fell fighting skrælings in markland" etc. When climate got harsher on Greenland people started to dissapear, then came the black death and com was cut off to the western islands. We do not know what happened, the last we got from the greenlanders, traces there are a couple marrying, noted in the churchbooks found by the danes later. It's however stated that many moved from greenland to markland, due to the climate and obviously that it was better there.
This with lumber is important, people actually killed each other over drift wood in iceland even. It was valuable as fook. The little spots of forests that was on all these western islands was chopped down in 1-2-3.
>>69060161
Vikings before chinks nigger
>>69065897
NAVAL
>>69064413
yep, very good
FUCK YOU STUPID WHITE BOY
CHINA WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH, WE ARE RETURNING TO OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! BOW DOWN
YOU SEE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OF THE LAST 200 YEARS CHINA WAS MOST SUPERIOR, MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED AND RICHEST CIVILIZATION TO EVER THE GRACE THE EARTH FOR 1000000 LONG YEARS
500 YEARS AGO EUROPEANS WERE LIVING IN CAVES WELL CHINESE WERE INVENTING SCIENCE AND EXPLORING SPACE AND SHIT
WE ARE THE MOST PEACEFUL CIVILIZATION EVER TOO!!!!! WE HAVEN'T HAD A WAR OF CONQUEST FOR OVER 5000 YEARS!!!! WAR IS FOR BARBARIANS AND THAT IS THE REASON WE COULDN'T DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST STUPID WHITE BARBARIAN
Chinese will accept any bullshit that argues they were first at X. I'm from Nova Scotia, and this retarded architect from Cape Breton found some rock formations there and believed they were foundations from Chinese buildings and that China somehow discovered the Americas from the East coast before the Vikings.
There was a documentary and book on it and all the Chinese experts and historians thought it was legit despite the obvious bullshit.
>>69066920
Chink
You come from a soulless people who never developed monotheism.
Your barbarian country will collapse within the next 15 years.
Enjoy your dead baby soup while you can
>#1 for 5000 years
>let you get ahead because we like a challenge
>you give us all your factories and modern technologies and jobs for jew gold
checkmate whitey
>>69066920
You lost to flowers dude.
>>69060161
Fuck this thread. Asians and whites should be united.
>>69067637
half-bred mongrol detected
>>69067195
>European discovers America
>Major event in European history
>Chinaman discovers America
>Forgot to mention it to anyone until now
Yeah this is horseshit
>>69067637
nah they should be rivals
competition is gud
>>69060161
>first to discover
>never conquered shit
>never even built a goddamn fort
What's the point of discovering anything if you just turn around and let somebody else take it?
America™
>Made in China
>>69067788
Yup, half Turkish half White.
>>69067839
Competition IS good, but allies can be united still compete.
>>69060161
and he was muslim
/pol/ utterly btfo
>>69060161
>current era
>not having flying phramid technology
>>69071078
Vikings discovered americas way before that guy was even born.
Please stop using BTFO about everything you stupid redditfag.
>>69071078
>>69071511
this guy beat me to it. BTFO is as dumb as YOLO. Why the hell is this a thing and when can it stop being a thing.
>>69067332
>you didn't worship the right kind of sky fairy!
lolk
>>69066463
CHANGZ N SHIEEET!
>>69071511
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N SHIET
>>69060161
Bitch please ,
call that a ship?
>>69063975
Say what you want, but the Indians are pretty adept at movies. I didn't understand a word of it, but I watched through it.
Chinks < DUTCH V.O.C
>>69063975
Indians are so advanced, that's why more of them have the internet than indoor shitters.
>>69060161
>not knowing who leif eriksson is
10/10 made me reply
>>69073053
I would watch them if they didn't all start dancing a quarter of the way through
>>69063975
>>69060660
There have been multiple accounts of Zheng He's ships in Indonesia, India, Arabia, and East Africa.
They even bought a giraffe, and the chink king thought it was a unicorn.
Also, Zheng He was a Muslim who had his balls chopped off.
>>69066920
nigga you chings thought the earth was flat til the 19th century
there's a reason you got BTFO by the civilized world, because despite inventing gunpowder you believed kung fu moves could stop european (and jap) bullets
>>69060161
pretty sick, is making me want to get into model ship building tbqh fampai
>>69062237
No wonder niggers make little rafts.
>>69073310
fake, indians don't believe in toilets
>>69073591
using that particular ship?
I doubt it
>>69060847
Yeah im sure that communism was great, as opposed to becoming another south korea that isnt run on shit tier russian jew ideology.
I doubt the chinks were the first to discover the americas. I honestly think it was the scandinavians, however I wouldnt be surprised if the romans or greeks made their way over here to some extent. They were some of the best seafarers of the time, and a fuckton of information got destroyed when the library of alexandria burnt down. A few explorers also found some roman coins and gladius's on oak island, so who knows.
>>69061120
>sticks like glue
>burns up women and children too
>>69060847
Rained tons of munitions, killed millions of your people, Dropped chemical/defoliation agents that still have lasting effects to this day, erected a Mcdonalds and is now a place that makes my shirts. Yeah. You guys sure showed us.
