>2016
>not voting for mother natures candidate
Shame on you, trumpfags
>>69053568
Trumpists hate God.
The bird's size is representative of their cock size.
>>69053568
LOLOLOL XD
Wow you sure showed me, I love Weed man now.
>>69053568
>Left wingers let a bird tell them who to vote for
Lmao you cant make this shit up
>>69053933
Trumps dick so big he can't even control it himself.
Scary
How about you go fuck yourself, cuck.
So birds mean that nature wants that candidate to win? So nature likes Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, and hates the rest?
Such a beautiful moment. Bernie sanders is what America needs right now
>>69053568
Mother nature is a cunt tho. Tornados, earthquakes, etc.
>can't even beat a war criminal with the worst campaign in history
Kek. Bernie is a faggot kike.
DUDE FREE LMAO
>>69053568
Shame Gaia doesn't vote, the people do, and the people aren't voting for Gutman.
Deal with it.
>bernie is so pathetic not even birds get scared
>>69054377
God the look on his face constantly reeks of "senile old man"
Get a real job, fucking welfare queen.
>>69053568
WEW LAD!
stfu
>>69054377
look how frightened he is of such a small bird, at least trump was afraid of a bird that could peck your fucking eyes out
>>69053568
>A bird told me that giving a quarter of Mexico's population citizenship, and driving away as many job creators as possible was a good idea!
Russia, just nuke us now. You're our last hope.
>>69054381
>nature loves Trump
>>69053916
bernie aint religious..republicans are....
Seriously tho why would that birds decide to go in the middle of the huge noisy place full of humans? What was he thinking? Is he a brave little explorer like the penguin who walked miles towards the mountains? Suicidal? An ambassador? What could it be thinking seriously going in like that?
>>69053568
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THAT BIRD IS A FUCKING ENGLISH SPARROW.
A FUCKING INVADING SPECIES
INVADING SPECIES.
Ihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_sparrow
WHICH IS LITERALLY "THE BIRD OF PEACE".
FUCKS UP THE NATIVE BIRDS.
LITERALLY BEHEADS THEM.
AND PUTS HIS EGGS ON THE SLAUGHTER.
INDEED A MESSAGE FROM GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apx_Z6ba7xw (A bird of peace fucking up some nestlings)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWLCa-PM9rY (Hunting English sparrows with a tacticool airsoft rifle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKxibCAN-Es (English Sparrow fucking up some eggs, praise be upon allah)
RECOGNIZING A HOSP ATTACK
Head injuries are typical. House sparrow attack. nestlings attacked by HOSP usually (but not always) have visible evidence of pecking/hematomas on the top of the head (sometimes leaving a featherless crown or back) and in the eyes. Victims of an attack may be found dead inside the box.
Eggs may be pecked in the nestbox (but usually not a pinhole like a House Wren piercing); or removed from the box, and found nearby or underneath it - usually within about 23 feet (Weisheit 1989), with contents (unless they are later eaten by something else like ants.) Eggs may disappear one by one, during daytime.
Small nestlings may be removed from the box and found nearby, dead or dying (note that predators will generally pick them up if on the ground for any length of time so they no corpses may be found). The young may have a broken neck only, or pecked heads/eyes.
HOSP may harass parents so they are unable to feed young, which then starve. They will be seen driving the parents from the box.
Afterwards, if the HOSP elect to use the box (which does not always happen), they may be seen perching on top of it, or going in and out. However, sometimes they do not use a box after an attack.
>>69054906
It just got a bit spooked by the starfish thing
>>69053568
It's so funny watching people try to ridicule or diminish this occurrence.
It was a beautiful moment, and highly symbolic.
>>69054906
Fucking irrational leftists trying to insert symbolism into everything.
>being this desperate
>the communist jew losing to the shrill wench
XD oh man this is too epic. Have this Upkek my friend!
>>69054975
>bernie aint religious..
Except for the part where he a FUCKING JEW.
>something cool happens at a bernie rally
>anti-bernie people try their best to make it seem like it wasn't a cool thing
>>69055096
Starfish and Bald Eagles are mortal enemies
So who or what is going to take over Sander's podium next?
>>69055214
>woah a bird landed on something that isn't a tree
I got some car keys I can jingle in your face too
>mother natures candidate
Humanity's rise from being cave dwelling apes was based off us telling her to shove it.
>>69055214
I dunno about your country, but birds land on things all the time here. Usually because they've lost a fear of people and just want to eat shit we leave around.
>go to beach
>seagull lands beside you
>OMG THE INTERNET NEEDS TO KNOW THAT MOTHER GAIA HAS BLESSED ME
>seagull just wants a potato chip and not to deal with your narcissism
I just watched Volcano on TV.
Fuck nature. Nature doesn't care about us. Some guy sacrificed himself throwing an unconscious victim to safety knowing he'd melt in lava. That guy is Donald Trump.
>>69053568
>>69054835
>>69055130
check out this crazy idiot redneck Donald Trump supporter that wants TO KILL ALL THE MUSLIMS. here is a link to the video:
https://youtu.be/yaFNxV-OJK0
>yfw there is someone out there RIGHT NOW training a bald eagle to land on a podium for Hillary
>>69055530
Reddit please, why would that shock or even interest us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwDY2rO9lWM
>that example republican at 1:53
Why is the left in the US so bigoted and partisan?
It doesn't make sense to me.
>>69053568
>Voting for hippies
>>69055214
did you honestly expect any better from /pol/?
They are the same guys who still love Trump, even after he said who much he loves to suck Israel's dick and how happy he is for having Jewish grandchildren.
>>69055476
lost it at the mystery zyklon man
>>69055777
You support the tax-raising semite when you won't even pay the taxes you have?
Fuck off, Arab Lite.
>>69053568
So what does this mean anon?
>>69055913
>b-but what about you
how about you answer me first: why does /pol/ who can't stop yelling "muh jews" keeps supporting Trump who loves Israel and is a grandparent to jewish kids?
>>69056010
Flies have poor eyesight?
>>69053568
>a tiny sparrow outside
>a full grown eagle inside an office
>>69056128
Ah, I forgot about that anti-Israel candidate we had.
>>69056215
>a trained eagle
>a wild sparrow
>>69053568
>Bird
This remind me of someone but i dont remember
>>69056010
Simple, really..
bird is just trying to shit harder on america
>>69056571
Yeah well eagles are aggresive pray birds. Hernie wouldnt even have the guts to sit in the same room with one.
Keep shilling, cuck.
>implying other species don't want the human species to destroy itself
Why the fuck would you ever want to trust Whore Nature's shills?
>>69053568
>Animals want free shit from Bernie
>Now birds do too
>>69053568
A bird usual means a sign of imminent death actually. RIP Bernie Gutman :(
>>69055036
Ho....ly....shit....
>this is not satire
WEEE WOOOO bidr alert big bidr smal bird smal birt land nere barny sanders bidr alert senete senters nex presiden now brid aletr weeeee woooooo weeee woooo
Wow. Imminent death confirmed by the dubbers.
>>69053568
Sure. I remember the last time you faggots voted for a mother nature candidate.
Die in a grease fire.
>Trump has a grandson on Easter Sunday
>bird lands on podium looking for a free lunch
which one is the sign from God?
>>69057476
So not only is this a non-scientific theory.... but you even formulated a subjective outcome for the tea party/gop..... this literally might be the worst post I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>69053568
Don't you see that Trump is holding a gun? He's afraid of killing it
>>69054835
>birds like Hitler AND Bernie
>not proving our point
Birds did nothing wrong.
>>69053568
Sanders is for the birds
>>69053568
Birds are traditionally associated with plagues.
>>69053568
>bernie attracting literal bird brains
>bern victims are proud of this
Can't kek any harder
>>69054377
>Nationwide, millions of millennials have mistaken the bird for 800 delegates
I hope you're ok with having blood on your hands, because that killed me.