Political compass thread post em
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
literally can't be beat
>>69038895
7 out of 10
Good on economics but not a honest hard working citizen.
Some of those questions really needed a "meh" button. I think the lack of it is why this put me a little more extreme than other tests normally do.
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>>69039862
Kill yourselves commies and stop voting my money away on nigger welfare.
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>>69038817
rate
True authoritarian commie coming through
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>>69040380
Ebin
>>69038895
Based, 10/10
>>69040380
>nigger welfare
>implying those who don't work receive any benefits
Lazy niggers don't receive welfare. You want a part of the collective welfare? You contribute to that shit.
Fucking communists
>>69040380
Consider it a corporate subsidy for KFC
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>>69041848
Here you guys go
Just to know where you stand and for nubs
Threadly reminder.
Red = almost there, but still have some pretty shitty beliefs (gov should mandate morality)
Green = congratulations you aren't a dumbass
purple = the general populace is too greedy/stupid for no government whatsoever
blue = shit nigger what are you doing?
>>69042192
>Feeldabern
>>69038817
this compass is bullshit
there were no questions about sending berniefags to gas chambers
>>69042330
As expected from a leaf
>>69042192
The government shouldn't mandate morality, but it should crack down on crime more and regulate the populace enough to make sure you have a united population. There's a fine line you have to draw, but I strongly recommend you reconsider authoritarianism.
>>69042330
Name one fascist government that has worked ever
Insanity is trying the same thing over and over again despite it not working
>>69038817
judge me
>>69041002
Can I get a link to some of those ones on there? Like that diamond one and the moral foundations?
Judge me /pol/
>>69038817
I have some space in the image, any other meme test I should add to it?
>>69038817
red: marxists and commies
blue: jews
purple: free market will fix it
green: well adjusted adults
>>69042936
Can't argue with that, my main concern is that law enforcement would become increasingly militarized under an authoritarian government and no longer serve the community but instead the unquestionable morality the government has imposed
>>69043387
http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php
Here's the moral foundations
https://www.theadvocates.org/quiz/quiz.php
Diamond one, it's pretty short.
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>>69043168
leaf/10
Would not fuck at campground showers.
Try and put an ideology with this, I'm the red dot
>>69043496
> if you don't agree with me you must be stupid
> well adjusted adult
>>69043444
When did they add McAfee and Petersen to I Side With?
>>69043685
Thanks man, where's everyone taking those Meyers Briggs tests at?
>>69043757
I dunno man, I would normally agree with you but if history shows us anything it's that there's been one prevalent ideology throughout the years while others have failed
>>69043594
My main thing is that I'm all for freedom of speech, but only to a certain extent. Protesting is fine, but when it becomes large enough to where it prevents the government from working efficiently, that's a HUGE problem.
Right now, EVERYTHING in the US is a controversy. The government can't do anything without people fucking whining, protesting, and raising general hell. It doesn't help that the media has to chime in and make problems out of non-issues.
I want people to be able to express their opinion, but when it becomes an obstacle, the government needs to stop it. I'm against militarization, though. Make law enforcement relative to the community it serves (and not racially, fuck affirmative action, that's another non-issue).
>>69038817
What does this mean?
Nice.
>>69043890
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Here's the personality test. It's sort of accurate, I guess, but don't take it too seriously.
>>69044257
Hello brother.
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>>69044111
The thing that stops your government from working is the politicians opposing bills purely for partisan reasons.
As long as people aren't smashing things up they should be allowed to protest as much as they want.
Judge me
I side with sanders
>>69038817
Interesting that I'm moving further left. Not sure if accurate at all..
>>69044111
To me it's an issue of accountability. Take for example the Flint Michigan crisis. A clear failure on all levels of government. There needs to be a strong system in place so that Gov. officials are held accountable for their failures.
>>69042192
>Libertarian leanings
>Govt should mandate
u wot m80
>>69038817
Haven't done this for a while, doesn't look like much has changed
Hasn't changed even though I think it should be at the lowest point to the Right.
>>69044166
also INTP-T
So I am not special snowflake apparently.
>>69044821
Well, that's another huge problem. There's general inefficiency in our government due to the influence of corporate interests. That's why I'm voting for Sanders/Trump, corporations need to be BTFO.
>>69044863
meant to say that mandating a person's beliefs was an example of something an authoritarian government would do, not my own personal belief
>>69038817
It needs The "Both" answer.
There can only be 3 things (thus 4 things):
Green/Above
Left/Blue Right/Red
Grey/Below
Blue is - 1 and Red is +1 while both Green and Grey are 0 thus the same. The funny thing here is: If you step on Blue and continue, you are going to step on Red, and viceversa.
Reporting in. Could be on either side of the conservative libertarian divide.
>>69045293
I like Trump's views on trade but ultimately I will vote for whoever slaps the 1% (mainly the 0.1%) the hardest with taxes. These people are not job creators, and they are absolutely not thinking about my best interests
Well...
Just did all 4 tests linked here. Got left-liberal for all. Apparently im farther left leaning then i expected
>>69045153
That's unfortunate. ENTP here, I'm basically a better version of you :^)
>>69046028
Eh, well, I'd prefer a Sanders presidency to tax the fuck out of the rich but the only other real alternative is Trump. Hillary may "claim" to have a higher tax rate, but she's in the back pocket of Wall Street and so is Cruz.
Even if Trump fails to deliver, I think he'd be good for the economy (in a capitalist way, which I can stomach even though I'm far left on economics). He'd be a foreign policy disaster, I think, but if he can BTFO of money in politics, then that's all anybody could ask for.
I took the test multiple times since I started browsing /pol/ and i've gotten consistently more right
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>>69044298
Alright cool.
r8 me /pol/
>>69047265
Pretty good.
Fairly neutral
>>69047265
link for the "you are most like" one?
JUDGE ME, /POL/
BTW, I am INTP-A
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>>69044428
My brothers.
>>69038817
Explain me lol.
in my view middle is the best
>>69051258
a true freedomlover
pretty much hitler youth right here
>>69049905
>in my view middle is the best
I have no positions; the concept
Shit tier photo editing
>>69043104
Name a single communist government that has worked ever
>>69040380
Bottom left quadrant doesn't do that, doofus.
i fuck more dogs than i fuck normal people
i did fuck 0 womans ):
>>69054172
Soviet Russia, China, Cuba.
>>69054879
True comrade right here.
THIS TEST IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND /pol/ FALLS FOR IT EVERY TIME
ENJOY YOUR LEFTIST PROPAGANDA
>>69055144
Calm down you fucking leaf. Yes, it drags people slightly towards libertarian. If you don't like it, just take the other test.
>>69038895
>SWEDEN YES
Kill yourself commie.
>>69055268
>Yes, it drags people slightly towards libertarian.
>durrrrrr
No it makes everyone leftist by it's manipulative questions.
>>69038817
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>69055468
>makes everyone leftist
oh that would explain how people get in the blue and purple sectors then
>>69055468
>makes everyone leftist
What is
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and
>>69055544
Please go fucking kill yourself.
>>69043685
Rate me
Why do authoritarian communists still exist?
We're you all beaten as children and now have brain damaged.
>>69055820
Impressive to see such balance, 2moral4me, though.
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>>69046003
Based
Everyone to the left of this is shit-tier, back to /reddit/.
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>>69055762
I took it like 2 years ago.
I'm a libertarian nationalist.
>should etc be used for the benefit of the people
Yes the market should take care of that.
>should the poor be helped etc etc
Yes the market should take care of that.
I put agree to all of those and it put me in the green.
Fucking retarded manipulative test.
Makes you out to be a sociopath and insane if you don't say yes to these questions.
>>69055964
>We're you all beaten as children and now have brain damaged
Sure you weren't dropped as a child, buddy? That grammar is pretty atrocious. Quit baiting and go back to /b/.
>>69056259
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Another thing, I just clicked the fucking test again.
These fucking questions holy fucking shit this is manipulative and cowardly:
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
Durr hurr
>Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment, they require regulation.
DURRRRRRR
>A genuine free market requires restrictions on the ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies.
>FGFFFFFTTTT DURRRR
>>69056259
well then stop being an autist and consider the spirit of the question, and answer accordingly
>>69038817
blue square best square
>>69056297
>I see you made a typo, tough luck pal.
It's quite clear you and all other leftists were dropped on the head.
>>69056543
you know there is a "disagree" option right? literally the whole point is that these are positions to be agreed or disagreed with
If you aren't into blues you will always fucking lose
>>69056555
>it's okay the test manipulates you and doesn't make sense, just consider the spirit and use your feelings
> :^)
>>69051739
is there a way for me to see your answers?
>>69056259
You can be about not helping people and not be a sociopath. If you're so "manipulated" by the test, that sounds like a personal problem. Plenty of people (if not the majority) here end up right in the blue and purple without any problems.
>>69056543
Do you agree or disagree with the fucking statement? It's not difficult. Holy shit, quit being such an autist.
>>69056297
What even were those questions.
>>69056684
Dumbshit, the point is that right libertarians can still agree with these viewpoints, and most of the time they do, but the test still puts you on the left when you agree with them.
>>69038817
Wherever Nazi is. Get out of here, social liberals.
I usually end up left leaning because I think that the people and the state have a mutual bond of responsibility towards each other. Though I've gone far more authoritarian since this refugee crisis so...
>>69056824
>You can be about not helping people and not be a sociopath.
We are about helping people, the market is the number one poverty eliminator on earth.
Also we support the massive growth of private charity.
>If you're so "manipulated" by the test, that sounds like a personal problem.
I just explained why it's manipulative.
You clearly have no argument.
>Do you agree or disagree with the fucking statement?
I DO agree with it, but the test will still put me in the left even though I think the market should control these things.
>>69056850
Nice meme.
Stop with these shitty forced memes.
>>69055762
>please go fucking kill yourself
after you go back to redit
I was willing to take the test again and closed the fucking tab.
What a shitty awful test.
Can someone link to those other political tests that were much more accurate?
>>69056735
how are you being manipulated? it goes from strongly disagree to strongly agree, it's all up to you fella
>>69056875
put disagree to the corporation one, it says RATHER THAN corporations so that's pretty obvious. that's what I went for, thinking "well corporations interests will further humanities interest so I can't agree with that statement"
and I'm assuming you disagree with the other two, what is you problem exactly (either because they shouldn't have regulation, or they don't need it)
you're making a meal of this when it really isn't that difficult
>>69056757
I only capped the last one and the rest aren't cached.
>>69056850
Nice meme.
>>69057163
Says the guy who tried to shut down an argument with a meme. Head back yourself.
>>69042174
Basically what I got.
>Cultures should stick to their own
>there are savage cultures
>abortion should be illegal
>still almost center
woah
>>69057268
Since you're so butthurt, here's the most common alternative.
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
>>69057336
>how are you being manipulated?
I literally just explained it.
>it goes from strongly disagree to strongly agree, it's all up to you fella
Kek are you trolling?
Come on nigga
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
I agree because allowing global free trade WOULD serve humanity's interests. It's forcing you to pick one or the other.
>>69042078
>tfw bordering hardworking aryan and enlightened monarchy
>>69057727
>get btfo about your shitty test
>call other butthurt
ya nah
Find me the other test that shows nationalist/cosmopolitan and authoritarian/anarchist and all that shit.
I'm an INFP too :^)
>>69057577
>called out a typo instead of actually arguing
>whine about memes instead of actually arguing
You.
Fear not the state.
Greetings, Imperial Citizens.
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>>69058212
Okay famalam, not going to argue with you anymore, not even that big of a deal.
Here's your test:
http://politicaltest.net/
>>69054645
Sheeeeit
Kinda crazy to see so many authoritarians here. Didn't think many existed. Then again I guess trump is pretty damn authoritarian.
>>69056987
>the people and the state have a mutual bond of responsibility towards each other
So do I and I'm on the right. Communitarianism > individualism.
>>69058852
It looks like half of this fucking thread is authoritarian intp
>>69058807
I'm INFJ
>>69058852
Used to be more libertarian back when /pol/ was behind Ron Paul, but Trump has sort of shifted the majority of people here. Kind of sad to see little Rand get BTFO this election.
>>69043757
Mutualism: workplace democracy and self-employment, free markets, labor theory of value.
>>69054967
Ok you're just trolling. Good to know. Mao was a good boy and so was stalin
>>69059211
I would've said individualist anarchism, or perhaps anarcho-syndicalism.
H-how'd I do.
Authoritarian master race
>>69038817
Believe it or not:
I actually fucking hate the white guilt leftists and SJW mobs. Also fuck Trudeau part 2. I should have voted Libertarian last election
#MAGA
>>69059164
I'm a marxist, but I know that civil liberties are the most important things to be fighting for. Why I was behind Ron Paul in 2012 and would take Rand over Hillary at least any day.
>>69059640
SJW's are more in the red. Any time you want people controlling your personal actions and opinions that's an authoritarian thing.
>>69038817
thoughts?
>>69059788
>I'm a marxist
>test is written by Jewish Polsci undergrads
>test has been shown to be inaccurate for some people, especially right-wing libertarians, because of the poor wording/loadedness of questions, and (for example) would recommend to these people >>69041848 >>69041105 >>69044943 >>69046003 that they align more with Obama than with Romney
>test puts equal weight on each question despite the obvious incorrectness of this as it relates to placing oneself politically
>/pol/ has almost daily threads of it and makes many a shitty image categorizing the inaccurate and retarded results
fuck you jews. Take http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html and post results--I'll make a new thread soon.
Feels about right
>>69059640
take http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html, you'll probably end up more in the "purple"
>>69059365
I'd say individualist anarchism is a bit further to the right, although I don't really understand it, as it seems to be more or less anarcho-capitalism. Mutualism is often called a form of individualist anarchism, though. Syndicalism is definitely farther left, though.
>>69059479
Form a parabola.
>>69038817
t. Cynical INTJ
>>69060378
...and Moral Foundations
>>69059788
>I'm a marxist
w-why
>>69060148
>http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
Well I have noticed the current political test is heavily skewed to the left
>>69059829
You would think that but they honestly believe they are preaching freedom and progressiveness. Far more are in the green I bet. They are a plague hiding in my midst that must be identified and rooted out
>>69059285
>Mao was a good boy and so was stalin
kek, nobody ever said Mao and Stalin were good boys. Yes, they were brutal. But they were efficient in getting their respective countries industrialized.
Gorbachev ruined Russia with glasnost and perestroika.
FUCK
>>69044126
mah nigga
>>69060838
a person in the green would be more about free speech, even if it's unpopular speech. I'm in the green and I think hate speech is absolutely free speech.
if you arent blue or purple, gtfo /pol/
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>>69061355
let's make /pol/ threads great again, brothers
>tfw I'm one of the only redpilled person of the thread if not the only one
>>69061582
you mean, bluepilled?
also sage and get in here >>69061355
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WI2s6hw.png "chart[1].png")
>>69061154
Same. Here is my more in depth results
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-results-alt.html
I usually call myself a classical liberal in general and a neo-conservative/hawkish liberal on foreign policy
It's been a tough ride.
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>>69062187
get in here >>69061355 bros
>>69062067
>Same. Here is my more in depth results
>http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-results-alt.html
kek, of course it's a leaf.
>>69062696
I already said I hate Trudeau part two though
>fucking stripes
>>69061708
It's not like it's much different from the other test, you know
Also INTP (ISTP on some tests) as fuck
am I ok
>>69062187
Hey Adolf, can you tell me what Hell is like?
>>69063042
it is for people who think that "government" and "society" are different, who are third position, or who have extremist/non-standard values
>>69063182
idk. why don't you post in >>69061355 with the gotoquiz one
>>69042174
I am a full 14/88 and I got this.
yo
>>69063700
the test is shitty, take the one here and bump this thread >>69061355 instead
>>69043104
Umm. NatSoc Germany you fucking idiot.
>>69063182
Lmao... that's the same as Hitler
>that feel when INFP and Center-Right Libertarian
>>69063833
Corporatism on the long run is bad for the economy, retard. The nazi economy was doomed to fail even if they won the war because of their massive debt and war-based production.
Read The Wages of Destruction and you will see the mess they would have to undo after the war.
>>69060017
i just took this and literally go on the same point on both
>>69064128
>a chart is a feeling
???
post in here >>69061355
I am /pol/ incarnate.
>>69065382
>/pol/ is one person and that person is rin
does this mean im a sanders supporter?
>>69066409
doesn't mean shit. The colored test is retarded, get in here >>69061355
