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>>69031508
Tempest kek, Britfriend keep them coming please, make Omegle great Again
>>69031920
Ha!
>>69031814
Kek.
>>69032887
>>>>>>>>>BRITAIN
>>69032887
>what leftists actually believe
GTK
RWN
>>69034048
thanks senpai we need more people I am answering questions there is not enough /pol/ yet
I did the thing.
I did it
Yeah
>yfw black people only useful as slaves
>>69034385
>>69034470
kekekek
the effects are starting to show
>>69034922
holy shit its happening
>>69035415
Black Limes Platter
the bantz
>>69036152
>whats a shiksa
jesus what happened to 3D girls....
>>69036359
>goats
pahahaha
>>69036834
kek
>>69031048
>OMEGLE THREAD SHOW EVERYONE YOU'RE 15
>>69037003
>Not indoctrinating World Youth towards the goals of the Universal Redpill
Fuck off, Ahmed
What even happened here?
>>69037141
Lewd stuff.
>>69037164
Kek.
>>69037141
Its a pretty boring conversation, nothing out of the ordinary.
they ended up sharing kiks because both knew spanish.
trumps plans arent economically feasible... vote for bernie guys
>>69037003
أنا لا أتØدث العربية
>>69031048
bumparoo
>All these faggots that auto disconnect the instant i get to a /pol/ 'question'
Why the fuck do you faggots do this to me
>>69037447
lel
>>69037634
Yeah, it sucks. I will try asking /pol/ questions now
>>69037634
I get the same thing most times,
Begin the question with "You will get Cancer if you disconnect" or "You will die if you don't reply"
etc
man i just got btfo hard
kek
>Muh current year
>>69038027
Were you born of a chimp or of an orangutan
kekkedy kek kek
>>69038019
nice
Someone should make a thread on /b/.
Kek, Bernfags
Also
>Not making up fake polls
Literally propaganda 101
i got you /pol/bro
>>69031920
FUCKING GOLD. and true.
>>69032606
good shit muslim shitskin britfag
Literally trans faggot disconnected the instant i asked the last question
>>69037810
you are a genius
i have these two dumbasses who refuse to disconnect because i said the mother of the first person who disconnects will die in their sleep tonight
>>69033223
Simply ebin
Make Omegle great again!
FUCKING MILLENNIALS
>Damn aussie.
>>69038854
>Transgender a mental illness
>ITS NOT
>it is though
>disconnected
KEK
Start spreading this
>>69036469
filth. gas them both.
Success
Hey guys
>>69036660
he got destroyed and ran like a cuck loool
>>69038870
here it is one of them finally disconnected
This shit is fucking hilarious. It's like running your own media empire.
>>69039426
lol
>>69039426
Go on...
tfw couldn't redpill this minority on tupac
:(
Nice.
>>69039500
That's all I got, my templar.
We need more people, someone please make a thread on /b/
>>69039655
My crusada, why you gotta do me like that?
Fucking normies.
WHO HERE IS WITH THE MUSLIM VOTING TRUMP ONE?
Post it
it's hysterical
>>69039989
SOMEONE FIND THIS
A little bit of backtracking by stranger 2
>>69038854
it killed itself
Never change.
wifes daughter
>68946865
> THATS A NO NO
OMFG I PISSED MESELF
Wew lads
>>69031048
this is such a bullshit, what are you going to do?
redpill a bunch of MTV watching hipster idiots?
>>69039099
>16
>Wants to reserve opinion until he's done more research and gotten facts
Kid must have seen some shit to be that wise at that age. I sure as hell wasn't.
>>69040715
>RIP its a slang nvm
They are horrible at hiding what they are arin't they
>>69036469
>all white girls
>I'm a white female
Sounds like a landwhale
WE TAKING OVER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M/F?
You: Get outa here you Bernie loving shitskin.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>69041170
lell
Did black people really invent the internet and cell phones?
GREAT SUCCESS
Good People.
>>69041271
Yes, they invented pretty much everything in the western world. Damn whitey just stole all the inventions and claimed them as their own.
Good Peopl3333
>>69041373
>internet
>cellphones
Where did this meme came from?
>>69041502
I got a warning for posting this
RED vs. BLUE
I fucking pissed myself.
>muh food
like clockwork
>>69041551
It says >>69028292
Not >>69041502
>>69041500
that was me anon
>>69041551
>>69028292
kek
Stranger2 gets it.
GET
>>69031048
Who was this?
>>69041810
strange how I got it then ;_;
>>69038336
>PURE BREAD
trolling around on the webcam thing
these females never explain themselves
>women
>having relevant opinions
repeal the 19th amendment
>>69041704
Literally a Canadian sport.
>>69042080
You have an impressive jaw.
"Why isn't islam a mental illness" really makes them squirm. try it
>stranger 1 is typing
>stranger 2 disconnected
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69041966
me.
im the autist spamming
behead those who insult /pol/
if anyone wants to know.
>>69042080
Flirt with her damn it.
>>69041887
WE WUZ VOLTAIRE N SHIEET?
How do i counter the hole >LE MEN IS EBIIL argument?
>>69042080
cute
both of you
This is what happens when liberals try to insult people.
kek
its happening
Please stop being Sheeple guys, Jeez!
>>69042407
say that bernie is racist against muslims because he's a jew and watch them explode
>>69042465
#cucked
>>69042080
Careful she looks entitled and pretentious she might know good lawyers
>flirt with her damnit
>>69042080
Don't go to much on the attack or they will shut down.
Make them slightly doubt the bullshit the liberal media has told them
Btfo im gonna vote bernie now
>>69042516
that was quick
>>69042080
still goin
bout to hang up on this one, she types too slowly
>>69042516
post more
>>69042080
>blond hair
>blue eyes
nice
Thank you for trying, Stranger 2.
>>69042525
You can't win with these people.
>>69042080
Your jawline is glorious. Follow up to her Bernie-ism?
>>69042250
ey I met you
>>69042621
I got that guy too, i said "POO IN LOO"
I'll take that as a no
>>69040498
kek, as if transgender surgery doesn't make you sterile
or is that the joke?
>>69031048
>this looks like fun
>I´m to afraid of getting doxxed or somehow black mailed to actually shitpost /pol/ style
>>69042080
>>69042727
this one refuses to answer my Trump-related questions
>>69042888
Bullshit. The actual reason is your social anxiety.
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>69042843
:/ damn
>>69042984
That should not have made me laugh so much. God damn.
>>69042680
Kek, fuggin commies. He probably is only in grade 9.
I agree
Stop Joshin' around guys.
>>69042680
DUDE LMAO THAT WAS ME
hung up
>>69031048
SHUT IT DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AmyRTBdXI
>>69042916
cute, get nudes
>>69043427
>I'm so fat
>yeah lol
10/10
I'm shocked at the answers I'm getting a lot of no.
>>69042916
Is your hair gray?
Good answer
Well?
>>69043427
Shit man, you make me jealous.
Complete handsome, alpha motherfucker.
Fucking cucks
>>69043427
> I'm So fat
> Yeah Lol
>>69031048
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
Post this and see their reactions.
>>69043427
how did she respond to the ending?
You triggered me good, faggot. But I know you're here.
this faggot
>>69043427
>yeah lol
>>69043427
Sheet live stream this stuff bro it will be awesome
>>69043731
she started showing me pics of her on her phone kek
>TFW acting like a dumb-cunt female feminist on the feminist tag right now
>TFW i've got a beta submitting to me right now and wants me to give him commands
Fucking Beta's.
>>69043792
Fucking lel.
This guy..
>>69043892
Don't leave us hanging bro
any nudes?
>You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
>Stranger _ has disconnected
>>69043544
This was a separate set I'm gonna keep going
Here's the video ink btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
>>69043506
agree (if she is LEGAL)
>>69043895
I'm not fucking lying right now /pol/ this guy will do anything i say, just told him to praise me, he did it, told him to jerk off, he fucking called me a goddess
This will be the guy who gets ultra cucked
>>69043427
What are you doing in that dark room? You should be out getting poon
[triggered]
>MFW IM BANNED FROM OMEGLE
>>69044281
tell him to drink his piss
>>69044470
How the
>FUCK
Did you get banned from omegle?
>>69043427
You look pretty handsome.
Holy shit omegle is depressing. Anybody have tips on how to stem a debilitating fear of approaching women? Fuck, I'm even good looking.
>>69044514
Too many "fucking kikes" comments maybe
>>69044281
>>69043895
Lewd.
>>69044472
HE FUCKING AGREED
The singular form is kaffir you illiterate kuffar!
>fedoras originally came from atheism
>hurr fedoras are conservative
Does this nigger suffer from oxygen deprivation?
Thoughts?
>>69044470
Just use a VPN or Proxy
>>69044064
>pieceful
Well, he's right. They do tend to consist of many pieces.
>>69044547
You gotta treat 'em like shit.
>>69044729
Now the cuck wants me to piss on him
Fuck my shit up senpai don't know how long i should keep this up for
>>69044828
I know, it's just the fact that I'm banned that gets me
Wow best convo ever
>>69042047
>an englishman
>made entirely from bread
>>69044547
I had a friend who was a girl and she basically weaned me into be comfortable around her and that transfered into other women.
Sounds beta but it worked.
>>69044941
Stop, just stop.
At this point you're causing more psychological damage to yourself than that fucking beta cuck.
>>69044732
Thats amazing
KILLLL MEEEe
Are you proud?
>>69044941
Type donald trump 2016
>>69045024
>not using ublock
what a cuck.
ayy lmao
gave this gent a chuckle
Lel
>these chats
>>69045116
>>69045156
BROTHER
>>69045116
>>69045156
>mfw that cuck said Islam wasn't misogynistic
>>69045077
>>69045127
Too late, just left, got bored of it so i told him to go fap to some degenerate porn and left
>>69044189
ah shit nigga red is me!!
BROTHERS UNITE
>>69045074
I am talking about propositioning them. I won't lie, i am no wizard. But every time i get laid, its cuz she has fallen into my lap or climbed into my bed.
>>69045361
Ayyyyy!!!
Cheers
>>69045297
BROOOOOOTHER
The dutch are based desu
>>69041871
fifty shades of kek
>>69045098
haha wtf
We coming together
>>69045361
Didn't realize this thread was still alive
>oy
found a pair of redpilled british birds
Ooga booga
>>69045630
Nigga you handsome af.
no homo
> mfw for the first time of my life I feel part of a community
>>69045024
Red is me my dude
>>69045630
>tfw not handsome enough to woo ladies with racist humour.
Jelly.
>>69045215
your facial expression is priceless
I fucking knew it
Which one of you's was this?
>>69045874
fucking kek
KEK
>>69044941
I tried. Show me your ways, Senpai.
>>69038480
>honry?
Just fuck my culture up, pham
>>69046182
Literally every horny idiot ignoring the question is, unsurprisingly, an Indian.
I saw this posted in an earlier thread but lost it. Can someone tell me the best program to use as a virtual webcam which will work with Omegle? Preferably to allow me to show movie clips, interviews on youtube, etc.
>>69046210
AHahahaaha start a jewtube
>>69046210
Holy shit senpai she recognized it right away she's a keeper.
contributing
>>69046360
that was me lol got you good
>>69046106
The problem is you're going full radical feminist, i didn't even go general feminist, just a degenerate feminist
Here's what i started out with (Wouldn't recommend copying since i'm doing it): "I drink male tears<3<3", imo best way to do it is to use a lot of <3's, a TON of ..........'s, and use "like" and "totally" every so often, guys won't even tell the difference
And you'd be amazed how many guys bought that
>>69046360
DELETE THIS
shit i couldnt snap the pic in time
it was a female poo in loo
>>69046210
God damn hero.
:v)
>>69046210
>qt3.14 recognized the jew
Marry her now.
>Confront someone who hates trump
>Why hate
>HES EVILLLLLLL
Never any real reasons.
>>69039328
Kek
>>69046091
Pajeet showed up.
>>69046246
Disgusting.
I love how /pol/ doesn't need to be a sekrit club because it's already repulsive enough to keep most people out.
I swear, it's mostly satirical (in tone, not content) in order to keep PC people away. It's great.
>>69046210
The fact that you have a framed picture of a jew is fucking hilarious
Black people only contributed to society by being slaves.
wtf I got banned? I only posted my nationalist manifesto because someone asked "why are people racist?"
>>69046210
Holy shit mein sides
>>69046596
holy shit he got that he probably goes on /pol/
: ^ )
thread gonna 404 soon
>>69046596
kekkity
SHUT IT DOWN
>>69046596
topkek
>>69045630
Holy shit are you Martin Freeman?
>>69041449
You got pretty triggered mate
Here's a screencap I made way back when after that World Cup match.
>>69046596
HAHAHAHAHA
>>69046813
yeah
>>69046825
They don't call me Terry "Trigger-Happy" Taintlicker for nothing.
>>69046797
kek
>>69046210
>A qt3.14 can recongnize the jew
Wife her.
>>69046906
>implying the qt3.14 actually likes /pol/ memes
>Implying she'd even marry someone on /pol/
New thread?
>>69046826
KEK
I feel like stranger 1 was about to say some good stuff.
2 left immediately after last comment.
>>69047027
S-shit man. Don't remind me.
>>69047103
that guy wants to suck your dick
>this little black kid started being nice to me after I typed all that shit
:(
Question to discuss:
why don't indians poo in loo?
Stranger 2: You too can poo in the loo, yes it's true.
Stranger 1: because they don't have the loo
Stranger 2: Horse can poo in the loo!
Stranger 2: Pig can too!
Stranger 1: mouse can poo in loo
Stranger 2: All animals, yes it's true!
Stranger 1: mouse don't worship the loo
Stranger 2: All of them can poo in the loo!
Stranger 2: Except fucking Indians.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
hmmmmmm
>>69047305
>I know it's not your father
HOLY KEKS
>>69045372
This guy just kept listening, I think this is my favorite one I've ever done so far. Very much in keeping with Aussie Tradition.
Which one of (You) was this?
>>69047162
Stranger 1 was me. Was going to state what a mental illness means, and that there is strong scientific evidence saying that transgenderism is indeed a mental illness
>>69046596
dyel faggot
maek new thread
fucking casuals
>>69047775
post it bro and link it here asap
I'm impressed that everyone around the world knows who the US presidential candidates are.
>>69046522
>>69046906
>qt
Can you guys not see the hilariously crooked eye behind her hair?
>>69047305
Bantz master?
If you put Politics as your interests on the camera section there is some kid on it who looks about 14 with a load of guns and he gets offended when he is called a Yank. Also wearing a cowboy hat.
>>69047887
lol i ran across you
JUST DO IT XDDDD
Had a German Cuck try to convince me that Trump is bad.
I tried to tell him that he needs to save his country
>>69048002
>gets offended when he is called a Yank.
kek
new thread when?
>>69047887
Holy shit lol
>Yes
>do it
>dont let your dreams be dreams
>>69048011
new threat
>>69048059
>>69047890
>>69047775
new thread:
>>69048011
