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Can we please have a rational discussion about Kek?
How probable is it that we have actually awoken an ancient egyptian god through the use of a certain symbol(meme) correlating to him?
the evidence obviously being the amount of anomalous activity and extraordinary coincidences happening symbiotically with the growth of the meme
is the evidence too much to be ignored?
is this egyptian religion believable at all?
bumpu~
>>69026886
>praise kek
The god's real name was Kuk.
Kek is love. Kek is life.
>>69026886
Lord Kek is the great Deceiver in disguise. The one with the Thousand Faces. He is the portal to madness and ultimately leads to the loss of your soul in the Maw of Madness. His praise is heresy. The only truth is the God-Emperor the Father of Mankind.
you need to go back to el reddo
>>69027371
Who is Nicolae Guta
>>69026886
The seeds have been sown, the pieces are in place, the eyes and hands of Kek are everywhere. The great game begins.
>>69027437
you need to go back, actually
>>69026886
meme magic is clearly real we just need to understand its workings. my theory is that if three groups fight for control over it the power dampens. like last weeks voting
you had the cruz and the trump threads, sure the trump ones had more energy but the fact is they were fighting for it. i dont think kek likes fighting thats not the point of meme magic.
we need the board to unite and pick a direction, whether its trump or cruz is irrelavent. if we all started meming cruz he would win. if we all start meming trump he will win. its all about unity.
>>69028884
we are going to need to carefully practice this magic as we will become the new jews. controlling society from the shadows.
the main goal is to find a way to invoke it in large quanitities like the bane plane. if we can all focus on trump until November meme magic will reach a new state and we will probably lose control. this is a good thing for it was never meant to be controlled, only used when need. we might never be able to use this power again after trump but i think it will be worth it dont you?
if so start convincing cruz missiles and bern fags to shill for trump, even if they dont want him to win we need the entire boards energy for a conclusion or Hillary will win. mark my words this is out last chance.
>>69028884
>i dont think kek likes fighting
Yes he does
>>69026886
My devotion to KeK will praise me with a meme ID, Praise KeK Bringer of Light!
>>69029395
not conventional fighting, kek probably loves terrorism and mass shootings and flame wars. but stupid fucking internet squabbles have no meaning because either side clearly loses affinity with kek.
Last night I had a prophetic dream. A mummified arm burst forth from my chest. In its hand it held a dead rat.
Kek walks among us.
Maga.
>>69027526
There is no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt. How heretic are you today?
>>69029520
let me correct something
flame wars on a huge scale and united goal
not cruz fags dicking around with trump fags.
PRAISE KEK
>>69029622
Maga only through the grace of the Lord God-Emperor.
>>69029671
if meme magic is using thought to tear through reality we need to get as many psychedelics as possible and stare at monitors filled with trump memes.
the drugs should open a doorway to kek and then we can really change things.
>>69026886
This is NOT a church (Place of public teaching and worship)
This is NOT an occult (kept secret)
This is a place for serious multimedia study and broadcasting application.
If you need to be spoon fed anything LEAVE.
If you have to ask questions LEAVE.
If you have to answer questions LEAVE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPjcWUSkjwY
i can tell that you guys aren't paying attention but look through my posts and think about what i have shown you.
>>69030019
If you NEED attention and acceptance such as this loser here LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69029847
Alternatively we could just get physical Kek symbols such as frog swastikas.
>>69030137
i dont just trying to explain things
>>69030175
already have my kek statue and my MAGA hat. gonna 3d print a kek swastika soon. ive got an altar for kek at home but im with family. hope they arent reading this as i type. that would be bad.
>>69029480
Leave, non-believer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anDN5MdcmP4
I was walking home from work last night and met a stranger by the stop sign. He nodded his head at me and told me that I could proceed. I then woke up and felt incredibly peaceful. What do you think happened to me?
>>69026886
My Kek statue is on it's way. Can't wait to start turning my extensive meme knowledge into some meaningful meme magic.
Heresy.
>>69030605
i find this to be VERY aesthetically pleasing
Literally chaos God heretic tier
And I do believe we are keku's chosen people.
>>69028884
this is the most important thing to recognize, as Kek's favor is hard to earn but very worthwhile. We must make our goal clear for Him to support us
>>69030344
I didn't even scroll up.
KNOW THAT THIS IS THE NATURE OF THE BEAST YOU WOULD RIDE
THERE IS NO TAMING THIS BEAST
JUST YOUR WAKE UP CALL OR YOUR FALL TO BE FEASTED ON
LEAVE NOW IF POETRY IS NOT YOUR NATURAL STATE OF COMMUNICATION
LEAVE NOW IF SONGS ARE NOT HOW YOU STUDIED HISTORY
LEAVE NOW IF THE ENTIRE RAINBOW OF HUMAN EMOTIONS CANNOT BE SIMILAED TO A RAINBOW
Leave now if all of this that you are typing right now did not happen already in a dream that you are just now recalling.
I, for one, am a believer senpai
>>69029983
The Order of Kek has always been on 4chan and has always been an occult community that no one really was aware of
That is the whole point
The gods are real even outside this image board
>>69028884
Fighting is an essential component in high power memes. No fight, no urgency. No agenda, no point.
>>69031248
i know that but it has to be high energy fighting. not calling someone a faggot. or an indian a poo in loo
>>69029767
I wonder if you put that thing on a pencil and make it spin, will your meme become supercharged?
>>69031387
we need to test.
what happened before was appalling
and yet i heard a calling
>>69031120
I told you to leave if you HAD TO answer questions.
What happened in my dream was complete and total chaos
but having lived it this day to this day I saw order and whole oneness.
In my dream there was explosions and death in the background landscape
but today to this day I have upheld peace and prosperity and from me it flows to where ever I go.
I remember typing all of that before in a dream that shocked me awake drenched in sweat with my mind entrenched in regret. For at the time I thought there was a great mistake I made that brought that pain, but in life walking plain there was nothing to fear, just sunshine or rain.
I told you all before to leave if you needed any of this to be explained.
>>69026886
I made a pepe wax stamp I use to seal letters..... but I do believe if enough people focus on one specific idea or thought, it can be willed into existing.
I can kind of write hieroglyphic and am a calligrapher, ask me to write anything having to do with KEK and/or Trump
>>69031973
You asked a question.
LEAVE.
Kek is Not real ;)
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