RATO IS GOING TO BE ON FOX NEWS IN A FEW MINUTES GET IN HERE
>>69014272
Can someone explain the ted cruz scandal concisely?
Been off /pol/ for a while
>>69014272
Link faggot
Cruz has a nigger level compulsion to reproduce, it looks like he's sired a few bastards - obviously, the media knew about it, and was going to use it to vaporize him later and hand the election to Hillary.
This is totally plausible and in fact completely obvious in hindsight. Here you have an intelligent but intensely unlikable and weird looking foreign sperg, who in his youth complained to his friends about his lack of popularity before exclaiming I WILL LEARN WHAT IT IS THAT POPULAR KIDS DO AND I SHALL EMULATE SUCH BEHAVIORS *beep boop* - now he's a US Senator and presidential candidate and therefore has his pick of high-priced DC hookers and homely political chicks. Of course he's going to be banging them compulsively and saying to himself as he nuts in them HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW CHAD WHOS GETTING THE HIT CHICKS NOW FOOTBALL TEAM CAPTAIN?
Link:
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
>>69014374
National enquirer ran a story saying he's had an affair with 5 women. 1 Katrina Pierson and 1 his former communication skank Amanda carpenter have come out and claimed they didn't fuck him, the other 3 are mysteries.
He then got on TV and said that while Donald trump is in fact a rat, he would not have sex with him. Make of that what you will.
Are the other 3 women rat/human hybrids? No way to know for sure, but in this reporters eyes: Probably.
>>69014272
>He watches Fox News
Disregarded
>>69014795
Also, jebs bush was really into turtles. The teenage mutant ninja turtles sensei was a rat/human hybrid.
Checkmate atheists.
>>69014747
>the media knew about it, and was going to use it to vaporize him later and hand the election to Hillary
Republicans actually working toward a Clinton victory is literally the only thing that makes sense seeing as so many of them knew about this and they allowed the Cruz campaign to survive so long.
>>69014374
> Rumors been floating around for a while
> GOPe probably holding it in reserve to see if rubio could pull ahead
> But Rubio didn't, so GOPe had to bite their tongue and go for Cruz
> But lol too late Rubio team has given out too much info
> Cruz fucked five ladies, 1 is Trump's communication person, 1 is his former communication person
> Cruz spergs out and blames the attack on Trump
> Trump: "lol what u little bitch I had nothing to do with it"
> Cruz now trying to divert attention from the story but it's not working
> Sperging out on twitter shitposting about Trump
> Slipping up and implying he'd fuck a rat
He's nervous, broken, Trump's inside his head. We saw these signs in Jeb and Rubio before they tanked in the polls and dropped out.
Cruz is finished.
>>69014795
>>69014950
Kek'd hard Canada
>>69014272
It's been 13 minutes............
>Faux news
fox stream for an outsider plZ?
>>69015519
Coming up after this commercial
>>69015607
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
>>69015627
Alright I trust you leaf cuck.
Anybody have the Robert Stone? Link where he asks Cruz to sue the National Enquirer. I can't find it.
>>69014795
>while Donald trump is in fact a rat, he would not have sex with him
????
>>69015215
Ted is a mess!
He......he.....he is acting normal..........
Recorded interview, no chance for an ambush.
>he criticizes political correctness
STOP COPYING TRUMP YOU DIRTY RAT
YOU'RE PC AS FUCK
Cruz is fukin crushin it. Man I can't wait to vote for him as the next president.
He looks like he hasn't gotten any sleep lately. Is Cruz having a mental breakdown?
Wasn't there supposed to be big news about the Cruz scandal this morning?
>>69016014
>Oooh, uhh, I didn't answer that quite right, can we cut that? Lemme try again
>>69016111
2 WALLS
>mfw Fox News torpedoes itself in perfect sync with Gawker Media's downfall
>>69016137
I think it was going to be Monday.
>>69016137
Roger Stone is a hack.
>>69015918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_x4JCKdyOs
>>69016137
/pol/'s meme magic wasn't strong enough, the story won't even make it past the weekend.
>>69015983
He's low energy.
why is he parroting trump on everything?
>>69015215
I cant find any sources to this, first time I'm hearing it links?
>>69016447
He thinks being a bad copy of the frontrunner is a good strategy to overtake the frontrunner.
>>69016229
>>69016542
Ask Little Marco if that works.
LMAO
They donated 1.5 million to him and he "doesn't know and has no involvement with any of them".
>>69016229
Thank you!
>>69016676
CLASSIC LYIN' TED
>>69016676
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>69015941
He was trying to call him a rat fucker, but couldn't say that on TV. So he sort of dropped his spaghetti with that one.
>>69016329
>Weekly world news
Nice try Rato
>blaming Trump for Brussels again
I hate this guy
>>69016001
................................yeah.........
Sue them if it's garbage
>>69016749
AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
>Ratface: I had nothing to do with it and denounced it immediately.
Then why did you retweet it?
This fucking guy.
>>69016329
It was interrupted by a suicide bomber in Pakistan, and Right wing protests in Belgium.
>>69014374
>5 GIRLS BOOGERS AND FRIES
>>69014272
Pathetic, had to click away.
This interview is a hit-piece on Trump.
- Not live.
- Give Ted all the room in the world to answer, don't interrupt him.
- Ask questions easy to answer.
- Not point out hypocrisies like saying he doesn't have anything to do with attacks on melania but trump does on that story.
Fox is so gay.
>>69016229
YEAH RATO. PROVE ROGER AND FRIENDS WRONG.
>>69014950
Top tier shitpost, made me chuckle
+1 Internets for the leaf
Fuck me, what a pandering fluff job of an interview.
RATO LITERALLY HAS THE SAME POLICIES TRUMP DOES
>>69017133
The way they had those info graphics with stone and the CEO of the Enquirer. Total bullshit. Trump hit-piece.
Friendly reminder that Chris Wallace is a registered Democrat.
>>69014272
Who?
>>69017291
he doesn't
He just says he does
>texans and mormons got fooled by this rat
>>69017291
Except his tax plan is fucking retarded and the same bullshit we've been hearing for the last 40 years that "he's going to shut down the IRS" and then when the person claiming that gets into office the entire subject is dropped and the IRS' powers expand.
>>69017133
Fox is going to look real stupid when one of those women cracks.
>>69016329
That explains Chelsea...
Look up disconfuckulated in the dictionary and there's a picture of her...
>>69017359
That Wallace kike fuck needs to be beaten to a pulp.
I've been listening to some Midwestern progressive radio stations and the way they talk about Trump now is almost like they admire him. Of course once he wins he will become their most hated enemy but this is such a strange election.
>>69017291
RATO LITERALLY COPIED ALL OF TRUMPS POLICIES AFTER REALIZING WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
a phony faggot little rat, who needs to be dealt with
Also I hope they find more on the affairs. I may die laughing if the video is released and it shows him kissing another woman.
the Washington Times tomorrow. Ted to be exposed. Front page.
Why is Cruz shitting up Easter Sunday with this tawdry nonsense?
>>69017486
I'm praying NE delivers next week. Make Rato enable maximum damage control.
>>69014795
Only two are mysteries so far the 3rd one
Has a twitter and worked on carly fionas campaign
>>69017291
If you're looking at it as a third world citizen, sure. When it comes to American politics, not really.
>muh republicans have similar ideals
>>69016770
Did this really happen?
>>69017486
It will happen until there is an affidavit.
Same as John Edwards. Cruz is a lawyer and knows he an sat what he wants until legally pressed
No lawsuit.
No affidavit.
Doesn't even say "I did not have an affair"
Its all true.
>>69016329
kek, it just started.
>>69016229
Why aren't you suing, Rato?
WTF DID SHE JUST SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"PEOPLE STILL THINK THEY VOTE FOR A CANIDATE"
>>69017728
Yes. Ratfuck is a term when one candidate tries to screw over another.
He Jeb'd real hard.
>>69015215
Every single person that has attacked Trump has paid the consequences. Jeb was only the beginning, a warning shot because he was the first one to be high enough to try and damage him. We all know what Trump did not only to Jeb's campaign, but also to him as a human being.
Then followed Randlet, Shapiro, Rubio and now Cruz will follow as well. Trump has stumped and completely destroyed the lives of anyone who has crossed him. He will do the same thing to Bernie or Hillary.
The media can't stop him. The stablishment can't stop him. The liberal-left is pissing their pants in fear, praying to their non-gender binary deity to protect them from the monster they believe Trump to be, when in reality he is just a very smart and highly skilled man. As he himself has said, he is literally Batman.
Trump has been playing 5th dimensional chess while everyone else has been gobbling down the checkers pieces like toddlers. He has been purposely wording his speech to rile up everyone.
"Mexico is beating us at the border (purposely avoiding using the term "illegal immigrant"), when Mexico sends its people they're not sending their best; they're bringing crime, they're bringing drugs. THEY ARE RAPISTS (that's a pretty straight forward sentence). And some I assume are good people, but I speak to border guards and they tell me what we are getting (again, softening the blow for future statements and implying illegal immigration)".
THAT WAS RACIST, wait was it?... YES IT WAS RACIST!!!
He's playing with their minds, with their hearts and their souls. I pity whoever stands as the last obstacle between him and his throne in the white house. Be it Hillary or Bernie, we are all in for a stumping of biblical proportions.
May God have mercy on their souls, may Satan shelter them in the safety of Hell, because Trump is out for the very existence of their soul and spirit, and he won't rest until their name is mentioned for the last and final time.
I used to be a Cruz missile, but now that I see how Trump makes baseless attacks against innocent rodents, I'm now a Kasich basic!
>>69018546
Our time is nigh.
>>69019647
> Victoriam Magnitudis Unitatem
Victory.. Magnitude.. Unity?
>>69018546
A beautiful read, Peru. Gave me the shivers.
When is rato on?
>>69019978
We didn't ask for a public reading, Hayter.
>>69019978
I don't know Latin, but I presume it would be more like great victory for unity. Basically the same kind of slogan you'd expect to find under those grain circles from the NAZI symbology.
Not sure that that's entirely the right interpretation of the message.
>>69019978
Ad victoriam
>>69017034
>Right wing protests in Belgium
Finally.
>>69018546
N I M B L E
N A V I G A T O R
