Did anyone go to Church today?
>>69012638
not me
>>69012638
No, why would anyone do that?
I only go to church out of respect for people I'm related to.
I never been to Sunday Church since late 90s.
No. I have a three digit IQ.
Usually do the vigil, so it was something different to go today instead.
>>69012905
Because it serves as a bridge to God's grace
>>69012638
Why would I go listen to someone telling me to pray for muh refugees.
I will
>attending the Christian Jew
Not religious anyway, and I stayed up late last night
I did, family's pretty christian. The pastor mentioned Tay, kek
>>69012638
My religion doesn't have churches.
>>69013008
What is this supposed to mean?
>>69012638
Yes.
Me
>>69012638
7:00 a.m. here
Catholic Tridentine mass
>>69012961
Can you tell me what goes on during Sunday Church? This girl I've been talking to asked me to go, but I didn't and never have in my life. I just want to know why happens so that when she asks I can tell her
>>69012638
hesus kristo mi amor does anyone even go to church except for jews
Vigil mass last night lol
Yes. I go once or twice a year to make my family happy and I felt I really needed to attone for the drunken, degenerate threesome I had last night.
lol no
No, but I went to pray to Allah. :^)
>>69012638
No, I did not go to worship an Abrahamic Hebrew g-d today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-q_6SlJJec
>>69013174
Depends on the denomination.
Usually you'll sing a couple hymns or something and then listen to the pastor's sermon / lesson on whatever area of the Bible they're studying that week / month.
Never been to church myself but have friends and family that go.
>>69013075
lel
Mine gave quite an interesting homily on the nature of the Easter services, why going to church should actually be interesting instead of boring, what the fuck might this Jesus guy all about anyway, and things like why going outside is better than watching TV. Pretty interesting and entertaining way to focus in on something nice to say for the folks who only come once a year.
>>69013205
Should i attend the Stations of Light?
>>69012638
was too busy getting drunk with refugees friends
>>69012638
I went to the mosque on Friday
>>69012638
Yes
>>69012972
So do I
>>69013174
Sing, listen to some guy talk about current events and relation to the bible, eat some crackers or bread, sing more.
>>69012972
Are we being raided by reddit?
>i go to church almost every sunday
I just got done lifting, now I'm at work.
Planned to go to church but then I saw pictures of the pope sucking on black people's toes. Stayed at home being depressed instead. It was ok
>>69013174
you pray to God to give Hitler and his m8s a place in the heavens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2qwRP6Y2PM
atleast thats what we do here on the 28th of december
>>69012638
>falling for the religion meme
Reminder that religion is the ultimate blue pill
No, I'm not an atheist edgelord and I value the Christian tradition but I don't go to church much anymore at all. I guess I feel guilty about not going, but I find it hard to be especially religious these days.
I certainly support Christians and Christianity though and would never do anything to disparage the religion that has proved to be the foundation of Western civilization.
>>69012638
Waste of time.
>>69013075
>The pastor mentioned Tay, kek
What did he say?
Yes. I was in Lourdes all week doing a pilgrimage to our holy mother. Remember Jesus sacrificed his life and rose in 3 days. All sacrifices pay off eventually, anon. That's the more secular lesson of Easter.
>>69012638
No. I am Jewish.
>church
Nice meme, anon.
>>69012638
No. KeK is one true religion.
>>69012638
>still believing in false deities
>not being euphoric
>>69013419
Papists m8, absolute Cucktholicism
whats with all these edgy fedoras on my fucking christian board?
I'm in church right now
Join me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoym4xzIBp0
>>69013599
It's only logical.
>>69013599
>tfw just orded a Kek statue
Praise Kek
Yes
Our priest said during his sermon and I quote "we don't need Clintons and Trumps to save our country, God has already saved us" something to that degree
I respectfully disagree. We need Trump
>>69013679
>/pol/ is a Christian board
Ever considered the fact that 4chan isn't just Christians?
I'm not even religious, but I'm seriously considering going to Catholic services for a bit.
I've been to a lot of different churches growing up, since I had friends that were religious as well as family members.
Most of the Christian churches I went to, they seemed a little closed off and it was hard to get to know anyone, because they almost all seem to form their tight cliques.
I went to Jehovah Witness service because my best friend's family was one. Those are just weird. And sometimes they last for 6 hours.
The people just interact with each other oddly. Almost seemed like a cult.
I'm very interested in religion, even though I don't practice.
Catholicism just seems very interesting to me.
Same with Buddhism.
I'd like to attend more services.
>>69013679
*kisses foot*
![f-pope-a-20160326[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mVb5YT3.jpg "f-pope-a-20160326[1].jpg")
>>69012638
>he fell for the Christianity meme
Top cuck.
>>69012638
I Hailed Satan
>really
>>69012638
Yes
>being a religioncuck
>>69013174
Is she a hot baby ?
>>69012638
>>69013174
>>69013419
>>69013492
>>69013848
This is what you all need
Im sorry i thought I was on politically incorrect not godproductions. Can someone please point to me where /pol/ subforum is?
>>69013907
See
>>69013174
Can you add to what thoses other anons have told me?
>>69013700
>auditorium
>chairs
>guitar
>some guy making jokes every 2nd line
is this whole thing just a joke?
I went to Church a few months ago and couldn't stand the liturgical music. It made me uncomfortable and embarrassed that such low quality 60s-influenced poppy bullshit was played in a house of worship which I thought would be more solemn and thoughtful. I felt incredibly self-conscious and will probably never go to a novus ordo church again. When I get a car I may begin going to an Eastern Orthodox or Traditional Latin Mass church. I don't care what Catholics say, I felt nothing but embarrassment and discontent listening to low quality hymns and a half-baked sermon by a Philippine with a weird accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyp7C-tJ79k
>mfw no high church anglican parish near me
I tried to go get a haircut, but all the barber shops were closed.
>>69013908
>being cucked by a religion
Why would a Jew like myself go to Church?
>>69012638
>waste entire half day
>not accomplish anything rather than listening to some bullshits
>gibs me money!!!
>sing retarded boring song
>be adult
>listen to fairy tales and stories
>the boss of chrisitans is licking Muslims feet
>be in 2016 with IQ > 90
I kinda pity religious people. It's like they can choose freedom or being locked in a cage and not allowed to use their brain. Then they choose later with nobody forcing them to do so
>>69012638
Noy-vey
aunt called me and say why i havent come over to spend time with relatives for easter. how do you guys deal with family members who care about you?
>>69012638
Yes. I went to burn it but failed.
>>69013963
All I can think of is
DINGUS
>>69013002
Are you me?
>>69014029
The guy is based. He calls Obama a Muslim and has a video debunking the Holocaust
>>69013679
Edgy fedorafaggots are always in alert for Christian threads.
>>69013837
Ever considered the fact that you're on the politically incorrect board?
>>69014066
To seek redemption.
> For he is not a Jew who is one outwardly, nor is circumcision that which is outward in the flesh. But he is a Jew who is one inwardly; and circumcision is that which is of the heart, by the Spirit, not by the letter; and his praise is not from men, but from God.
>>69013174
You sing a few songs, sit there and listen to a couple readings and a Gospel verse. Then there's a homily, you get communion, sing one more time, and go home.
Today's Gospel was from John, about the Resurrection obviously. All I could focus on though was how he mentioned how Peter got outrun by some no name apostle when they were both racing to Jesus' tomb.
I mean it's just there. "Both of them were running together, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first."-John 20:4
Why the fuck is that mentioned? It's a perfectly good gospel but he's always fucking putting these stupid fucking little details in, most likely just to fuck with us. He was probably sitting there all divinely inspired and God was all like "hey try and be a bit different than the other evangelists" and John decided to roll with it so his entire fucking Gospel is littered with the most random shit. Fucking John, why focus on the velocities of the apostles on their way to the tomb? Fuck him. He's a fucking dick and he knew what he was doing when he wrote that. He fucking KNEW. John is basically the special snowflake of the 4 evangelists.
>>69012638
>Boohoo people finally got tired of my favourite shitskun fairytale
>m-muh promised garden of eden
Typical goy behaviour
>>69014128
You're very lucky / blessed. I'm only 24 and the only family I have alive is my mom and my leech son of a bitch brother
>>69012638
Ya senpai
Serving bunch to the old folks
*kisses foot*
>>69014261
Christianity is politically correct.
>>69012638
I did, I go every Christmas and Easter. It's tradition and I actually like Christianity even though I don't really believe in it. But it has nice ideas and stuff.
Saw a guy in church I never saw before. He was a young adult, white, black t-shirt tucked into his jeans, boots on, and for some reason I thought of /pol/ and how us /pol/ church-goers should have a secret sign or symbol to identify other /pol/-ites in church service. yea?
>>69013492
I might be in the minority here but I enjoy going to mass to just listen to the readings and hymns and think. The rest of my week is pretty busy so I go to the 9:30PM mass at my local college campus. Its a nice way to get ready for the start of the week for me.
*kisses foot*
>>69012638
No.
I'm a french reformed, and there are no serious reformed chruch in my town.
I only go to Church on Christmas because I'm in town for the holidays and my Mom wants me to. I would never go just on my own though, top keke why would you?
church is for boomers
the old kind or the brown explosive
>>69013118
Religious mumbo jumbo
>>69012638
>falling for the cult of Jesus
>not praising Kek at His temple
>>69012638
no im not retarded and i have a brain
*kisses foot*
>>69014503
Thanks
>>69013848
As a catholic, can confirm it's always a tight clique. Often worse and more judgemental than in highschool.
>>69014034
>implying Tridentine (Traditional Latin Mass) isn't Catholic
also
I've talked to many american Catholics who go to your standard mass and they can confirm you play this pop stuff
I am yet to see a Catholic Jesuit church in mainland Europe to do this
Is it even allowed or is the American Catholic Church commiting heresy?
I did.
>>69014567
>As a catholic
*kisses foot*
>>69014636
fuck off
>>69014389
>Christianity is politically correct
I don't think you understand what political correctness means.
>>69014562
kek
>>69013402
wow you get news with your cruton o christ? what denomination are you from we just go over the gospel and talk about feels.
Nope, been at work all day
Yeah, went to the local methodist church. not bad
I ate easter brunch with my jewish neighbors now I'm picking up my Jewish friend from the airport
I'm uncircumcised
There isn't a chapel in my town and I can't drive and the buses don't run on a Sunday
>>69012638
Yes.
>>69014636
my bad
former catholic
fuck that kike communist
>>69014683
>>69014686
*kisses foot*
>>69014606
It really depends on on which service. Even within a single church, you'll maybe get one service with the pop, another with the choir, another with just the organ. So you pick what you like.
Kind of like if you don't like a particular congregation or a particular priest, then you can try somewhere else.
>>69012638
I wanted to but I didn't get up until later.
Happy Easter, my brothers.
And to the euphoric: happy... another day you're still alive, I guess.
>>69014716
Roman Catholic
>>69013848
Try out a Catholic mass, you can go in and sit anywhere you want and just listen. Nobody will bother you or say anything, you don't have to donate any money when they pass the collection if you don't want to.
The only things to be careful for is during the sign of the peace people shake hands and say "peace be with you" this really freaked my girlfriend out when she first went with me because she wasn't expecting it. Also to be respectful don't go up for the eucharist or wine because that's only for practicing Catholics.
A Catholic mass is typically about an hour, sometimes as short as 45 minutes sometimes a bit longer if there are a lot of people or there are announcements or some additional ceremony like a baptism.
No. I'm not going anymore because the pope is a cuck faggot spic.
>>69014869
>>69014886
*kisses foot*
>>69014312
The best part is that apostle is called "The one that Jesus loved" in one of the previous verses, as if he didn't love all of them lol. Then they both fuck off after reaching the tomb and Mary M. is just sitting there weeping, then mistakes the risen Jesus for the gardener until he calls her by name.
>>69014430
We do, it's just autistic as hell to go around flashing it. What's the endgame? I'd love to find a cool /pol/ brother but more likely than not you're going to get some kind of weirdo.
>>69013858
This right here is the typical Christian and why Christians aren't our allies in this fight. They're if anything traitors that for hundreds of years have weakened Europe and destabilized it.
Some of the foremost drivers of compassion and more mass migration are Christians and Christian authorities. They're on a suicide mission and we're all along for the ride.
>>69014901
>Try out a Catholic mass
*kisses foot*
>>69014459
Literally following Jesus's example by the letter, m8.
>>69012638
yeah i went to my neighborhoods dead jew on a stick meme house and they were cooking little jewish children on sticks and serving them all around and then the rabbi stood up and began raping little boys under his robe at the podium telling the sheeple goyim to give money to israel
>>69014901
>> A Catholic mass is typically about an hour
>> My mormon Sunday Service lasts three hours
Are you sure catholics are Christians?
>>69014886
Same here :( your church sounds more fun.
>>69015057
*kisses foot*
>>69014939
>Hating Catholics because of one Pope
That's as bad as every single libtard hating the Church because of Benedict or John Paul.
Sure Francis is too progressive in many respects but he'll be gone within 3 years. Why throw the baby out with the bathwater? Why would I stop being Catholic because of one man?
>>69014969
He doesn't even give him a name! This Usain Bolt ancestry that's so loved isn't even given a name even though he's clearly better than Peter in many ways. Just shows how much of an unbearable asshole John probably was.
Birth, eggs, new life , re-birth of the year (Spring) All stolen from the Pagans, even the goddess of this time Eostre (Sounds awfully like Easter doesn't it..?) who's symbol was a rabbit or hare. The middle-eastern Jews wiped out our ethnic identity and replaced it with their own. Twisting the truth and warping what means to be a European. It breaks my heart to see fellow Europeans worship a foreign religion which has persecuted European pagans (the true Europeans) for centuries.
So no i didn't go and worship a kike in a kike temple.
>>69015179
t. vote bnp
>>69015156
*kisses foot*
>>69015143
Verily, ye are the holiest of us all.
Yes, but I go every week, even though I don't really believe in much, if any of the doctrine. If I wasn't married and didn't have kids I probably wouldn't bother, but I guess it gives some structure and ritual to life. The music is pretty good ( today the choir did Handel's Messiah), the building is beautiful, and the people are alright. And I enjoyed looking at all the hot moms and college girls in their clingy spring/Easter dresses.
I went yesterday. You all know that Sabbath is the true seventh day to worship God don't you?
>>69015179
You realize Easter is only called Easter in English... right anon?
>>69012638
I'll go later.
Also, I'm really suprised and disappointed at the amount of fedorafags here in /pol/. Sure, it's not Reddit tier "god not real" faggotry, but it's still disheartening.
Another proof that Lucifer is the prince of this world and the Jews are winning you over.
>Yes, goy, Jesus is one of our tricks to dominate you, yes... No gods but man, goy, yes...
It's easier to decieve someone than to convince someone that they were decieved, it seems.
>>69015244
*kisses foot*
>>69015241
*bins knife*
>>69014068
You're a broken Cucknadian soul.
I pity those fallen to Jewish tricks like you.
>>69015324
*bins knife*
>>69015352
*kisses foot*
>>69015324
>>69012638
Good luck finding a real Christian church in Toronto
>>69015399
*bins knife*
no
the belief in god is idiotic
>>69015387
>>69015420
>>69015453
*kisses foot*
Take your Christian cuckoldry back to /r/Christianity. Jesus was a faggot leftist and the application of Christian ethics is a death sentence for Western civilisation.
>>69015399
>beheads wife
>gets raped by paki
>allows fag "marriage"
>allows abortion
>somehow catholics are still the cucked ones
Fuck off, Abdul.
>belong to greek-orthodox church in sweden
to i need to say more?
Let's go to church /pol/
http://livestream.com/gracesd/onlinecampus
>>69015165
Well, maybe it has something to do with Peter's denial of Christ? Like, he just couldn't muster up the energy to beat Mr. Jesus loves me this I know to the tomb after that. Fuck I bet it was Bartholomew. That nigga was always two steps ahead of the other disciples.
>>69015179
Did you know Easter comes from Proto-Germanic *austraz for "eastern"? And that it referred to a whole month? Easter was basically pleb shorthand for [the holy days in the month of] Easter.
Now you do.
Also
>being this Germano-centric
uneducated.
>>69015294
Of course he doesn't. Ignore its name in other languages.
>>69013848
They have cool rituals and art and stuff. Also Catholicism tells you exactly what to believe in the catechism
>>69014939
The Pope is clearly getting a hard on at that very moment.
>>69012638
I will go to the evening mass.
>>69013679
dude 4chan is honestly a place christians shouldn't be. Idk what I'm doing on here, it's prolly a really bad influence but it just so happens that everyone at my church loves Israel to the death. Not much I can do about that so here (an atheist paradise) is the only place where I get some agreement.
>>69012972
>...but I'm not smart enough to remember from gradeschool that compound adjectives which come before nouns should be hyphenated
k
>>69012638
Yes, went to methodist church down the street. Just moved here 6 mo ago and first time I have gone to church here.
I am looking for a church community to join, even though I am not religious I want it because it is important for our culture and community.
>>69015057
Yeah, that's kind of a problem.
>>69015294
Yeah in other places it is called pask or something similar.
This is due to paschal month ot paschal season being the time where Eostre was celebrated.
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic* church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.
>>69012638
I have like 3 near my house and heard singing all day. And not shitskin singing!
What was that?
>>69015374
This.
The pertinent question: Who, more than anyone else, really hates Jesus?
Who, more than anyone else, relishes you scorning his house of worship?
*kisses foot*
>>69015566
Being in Britain does not mean I approve of the British government. I have no real control over living here.
On the flip side you can leave the Catholic church whenever you like so you do have control over that.
>>69015634
Christianity is founded on the cuckoldry of Joseph so it would not surprise me.
>>69012638
Yep. It was like it is every easter and christmas.
Even at the fucking 7:00 a.m. Mass:
creasters. creasters everywhere.
>>69015563
>/r/christianity
>uses /r/atheism tier arguments
Last time I checked, the countries with the largest amounts of Muslims (UK, France, Germany, Sweden,etc) are the ones with the largest amounts of atheists, too.
>>69012638
https://youtu.be/htshvId51UE
>>69015837
You are incorrect.
>>69015563
aight
let me atleast just get my battalion and our grenade launchers blessed
>>69015785
Ya know, that's always unsettled me how Jesus isn't Joseph's son, yet Jesus is a descendant of David through Joseph? Wth m8?
>>69015603
>Germano-centric
Funny how you Christ cucks become so SJW when your called out for being middle-eastern kike worshipers.
Yes I am Germano-centeric. I am of Nordic and Germanic stock. I do not spit on the memory of my ancestors as you do. Kike worshiper.
>>69015095
Yes, can't say I'm sure about Mormons though. Also why is there a need for a service to be 3 hours long? This has been a discussion point since services were first started but in Catholicism they agreed on two points
>A mass should be long enough that is remains reverent and respectful to God
>A mass should not be drawn out and long just for the sake of being drawn out and long
An hour is sufficient for both.
>>69015919
It is just Christians not getting their story straight.
>>69014458
This.
Church always gives me time to think things over during the sermon, even though I hardly listen to it, my mind wanders and I come to realizations naturally. Also my family and I always get along better after church, it does something good to people, even the non-religious like me.
>>69013848
Just go to mass every sunday for a few months and eventually people will ask you who you are.
Cliques are tight, yes, but that doesn't mean you can't get in. If you're middle/high class, have a job, and play it low key (a.k.a. paying the admission fee) there's no reason they shouldn't take you in.
Slowly, humbly and quietly is the Christian way. If you go in like a faggot with guns blazing expect to get kicked out soon. Hang in the back for a while and after a few months casually approach someone and start some conversation?
>>69012638
I gave up on Christianity. There isn't a single denomination that isn't cucked. Even the Orthodox are saying we must let in refugees. Fuck them. I don't want Muslims here and it's insanity to believe being nice to them and showing them love is going to stop them from being Muslims.
>>69015905
christianity is at this rate going to be the think that undoes the chinese communist party
>>69013848
Just head on over. Attend a few times and people will warm up to you.
Stay and have a drink if they have them. Have a chat. You'll enjoy it.
JWs are a weird bunch. They're cultish.
Buddhism is okay, but depending on the branch, can be a little eh in terms of service.
There were three somalian refugees there...
The pastor wanted us all to kiss their feet
WTF? I just turned 360 degrees and walked away
I'm never going to church again. I've had enough of Christianity
>>69013429
This
>>69012638
Yeah went to a high church Episcopal service this morning. It was really nice.
>>69016036
Not likely. Christianity also got big in China in the 19th century, eventually the Qing dynasty simply unleashed the mob and massacred them. China will do the same and they already are taking steps toward this, executions of clergy, banning of churches, taking children away from Christians etc.
>>69015735
Its the Latinization of Pesah, which is Passover...
>>69016031
Odinism is the only non-cucked western religion. Based Brevik was an odinist. A true defender of Mother Europa.
>>69014312
IIRC, the disiples jesus loved is supposed to be John, and seeing as the gospel of john was written by members of a sect that had it's orgins in john's letters, missions, teachings about christ, etc. (Can't remember the name of the sect for the life of me, freshman theology was a long time ago), and because of this, the author likes to insert john wherever he can. Also, john was the youngest of the twelve, in his late teens I believe, so it isn't that much of a stretch to think he out ran the much older peter.
My girlfriend went to Church this morning, I stayed my hungover Hindu ass at home
>>69015919
a general rule of thumb is not to think about it too hard. it stops making sense, so just keep believing, good goy
>>69015749
That was the actual religion of peace you heard
Come join in the joy of worship!
>>69015563
hahah, what a total faggot. this must be demoralizing as fuck for white christians. but yeah, acording to their own holy book niggers are their equals. Really a leftist cuck religion, a death cult.
>>69016155
So in either interpretation Christ cucks are Jewish cult members who follow a middle-eastern religion.
Cool.
>>69016025
I mean I'm Catholic and I do it for both reasons but I certainly would keep going if I wasn't for the same reasons and would recommend people try it because its relaxing. I also like how nobody has to talk to you or anything and anybody can go to any Catholic church without being local or even Christian.
>>69015944
You're ignoring the fact it's related to Pascha in many other languages.
>kike worshipper
*tips*
>>>/r/atheism is that way.
>spit on the memory of my ancestors
Oh but you do. Until Christianity, Germanic people weren't doing much. After Christianity, we achieved great things. It stopped petty disputes and let us grow.
I feel sorry for you. Clearly, you're angry that you had to attend church once for a school trip.
I'll pray for you.
>>69016008
Ah, kind of like how American Christians Jew their kids out of a functional penis because "dude, bro, it's what God wants us to do" while ignoring the blatantly anti-circumcision New Testament verses lol.
>>69013429
Saint Hitler?
>>69016389
I don't think they think that hard about it. The hospital more or less does it automatically and tacks it on the bill.
>>69016386
*kisses foot passive aggressively*
>>69016322
The Easter celebration takes a lot from Passover since that's the celebration that Jesus was condemned to die during and celebrated the Last Supper with his Apostles during. Jesus was a practicing Jew so I don't see how taking words and customs from our own religion's founder is "cucked" but whatever floats your boat Ahmed.
>>69012638
I did.
>>69012638
I've gone to church every Sunday of my life
>>69016275
I wanna
But what was this specifically?
Also how do I join?
are there any warrior religions? I was a catholic until the pope brought to light his cuck fetish.
>leaving home
>>69016559
Its Easter today, the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ three days after his crucifixion.
Kinda funny to see the same people who push for tolerance among the Islamic faith telling all Christians, "fuck you, Jesus isn't real" today
>>69016228
Sorry, bro, I already over thought it too much to believe like a good goy should. It all started when I read a bit past the Sunday school lesson on Sodom and Gamorrah to find out Lot's daughters date-rape him.
>>69016559
Find out which curch(es) it was coming from. If it was a Catholic one, you can stop in any time you want. And then if you decide you want to join up for real, they'll have some sort of outreach program where you can learn more about what it all means and go through the process if you so chose.
I don't know what other denominations do.
i never go outside on Sundays.
>I have no problem with my white daughter marrying a very nice black Christian man.
>>69016705
because if they say ''fuck you allah isn't real'' they get beheaded
>>69015749
if they were Catholic you heard our hymn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mijh7zSVE4I
preparations for the Kingdom of Jerusalem :^)
>>69016394
not saint but we pray that God forgives him for what (if) he has done so that he may go to heaven
the mass is primarily for our fascist leader and our generals and soldiers from ww2 to be forgiven and enter Gods Kingdom
Yea I did. Only out of respect for my parents and grandparents. Catholic church services are fucking horrible.
>>69016705
I dislike both Islam and Christianity and Muslims and Christians. Christians are Muslim enablers overwhelmingly. For instance the Archbishop of Canterbury has stated that Sharia law would be good for the UK.
>>69016150
So yeah, a total social upheaval. Except in modern times, with cameras, foreign media, internet etc...
>>69016087
>Pastor
That's the problem. Protestantism is cucked like fuck.
My Catholic priest always said that Islam wants to end Christianity and that we have to fight back their attacks, not sit and do nothing.
He also gave the best explanation for the "turn the other cheek" verse.
Christ was insulted, spat on and slapped by Pilate. He did not attack him, but instead he remained calm, showing everyone that he would not go down to the level of Pilate and the Pharisees.
The same should be when we are insulted for being Christians. We don't have to flip out and yell back at them, because when you loose your composture, you loose all arguments. You must remain calm.
But, Jesus also flipped out and attacked merchants at the temple. Why? Because they were profaning the temple. Now, the Bible says that human body is a temple to God. Thus, if you see a temple being attacked, or you are attacked and/or see another person being attacked and having its life in danger, you are in your full right of kicking the attacker's teeth in.
Of course, many fedoras don't want to understand this.
And no, we don't have to agree on everything the Pope says. Only things of dogmatic nature (ie, removing celibacy), and Francis hasn't done any of those things yet.
>inb4 *kisses foot*
>>69016386
I adressed the Pascha. Two interpratations
1. Paschal Season, another term for Spring and the Spring equinox.
2. A translation of Passover.
Either way, you worship kikes who twisted and corrupted what it is to be European.
Pagans, also were subjugated by Romans and Christians and had climate change to deal with ( The great migration)
Our White genetics are what make us superior, not a kike on a stick.
>>69016768
>tfw can't purchase oranges on sundays
>>69016559
Just walk into a church on any Sunday! Keep doing this and when you are comfortable and meet some people there talk to people, join a bible study session, and if you decide you are a believer go and get confirmed into the church!
>>69016570
national socialism
or traditional catholicism if you still want to go on with that jebus shiz, it's pretty based; jew wise, pro fascist, etc. Check out SSPX.
>>69012638
I invite you to visit Church on 1st May on Orthodox easter.
It`s either some commie shitfest, or Church, or you stay passive cuck at home.
Cast your vote with your legs.
>>69012638
No, I had a great barbecue.
Jesus can fuck off with the meat shit. I already ate chocolate eggs, isnt he happy already?
>>69016815
Do you know anything about China other than Christian memes?
National Socialism seriously needs to be turned into a political religion.
>>69016508
Not in the act, but in the defense of the act. The only arguments are that it's cleaner, it's healthier, and it's a religious rite. All of which are retarded but I'm not going to throw this off-topic into another one of those shit-fests so I'm done with that.
Don't speak to me or my wife's son again!
>>69016517
>Prays to a Jew
>Isn't a cuck
Pick one.
>>69013332
You mean stations of the cross. It got over on Friday
>>69012638
I would if i was christian but i always go on Friday for the prayer :3
Stop being lazy and go on sunday.
>>69016979
Yes I lived there for 3 years and my wife is chinese.
你有问题吗?
>>69012638
My Easter is later.
>>69016833
Oh boy...
>>69017035
>tfw my family is pissed at me because I missed Easter brunch this morning
Think I might just drive back to college before they get back later senpai
>>69017111
Orthodox?
>>69017093
>and my wife is chinese.
Hahaha, racemixing cuck. Thanks for revealing yourself. Kill yourself Christian swine.
Yup just got back. :^)
>>69017120
Muslims also consider Jesus holy you retard. In Islam Jesus is the messiah and a prophet.
>>69016833
>1. Paschal Season, another term for Spring and the Spring equinox.
So nothing to do with Eostre. Well done.
>2. A translation of Passover.
Ding ding ding. Because death passed over Christ, and He defeated it.
>Either way, you worship kikes who twisted and corrupted what it is to be European.
If this was true, they would love Christianity. They don't.
>Pagans, also were subjugated by Romans and Christians and had climate change to deal with ( The great migration)
And?
>Our White genetics are what make us superior,
>WE WUZ SUPERIOR 'N SHIET
So what have you done that's superior besides shitposting on a Bengali pottery forum about how enlightened you are?
>kike on a stick.
That just makes you sound stupid... well, more stupid than you currently do.
>>69017182
Chinese IQ is the same as ours.
btw you just got BTFO by me so badly you hastily changed the argument kek
she was an atheist and I converted her btw :^)
>>69012638
Listen homeboy, I go to church on Saturday because I'm not a heathen, ok?
>>69015288
BROTHA
E.G. White is best waifu
>>69016831
Thats not the interpretation retard. Slapping you with the outside of the hand into your right cheek was like being called a bitch. The inside of the hand reserved for your family members and people who you love but still need discipline.
Jesus was just saying dont let him call you a faggot, put the other cheek cmon!
Its literally nigger speak from that age that was accommodated later into a meme tale about how you must not lose yourself against the attacker.
>And no, we don't have to agree on everything the Pope says
And yes, you have. He is infallible after all.
I don't participate with weak religions.
>>69017241
They certainly don't worship him.
It's hard to go to church anymore. Most Sundays it feels like the pastor is trying to guilt-trip everyone into donating their money to the church. There's also too much music.
>>69017499
Jesus is our savior, everyone love him. :3
He is gonna save us from the anti christ.
>>69017249
Eostre was worshipped during the Spring Equinox, retard.
Jews love Christianity, fool. Kiss the feet of the non-whites. Jesus loved ALL people for all people are the children of God. Open your borders Goyim.
Whites are genetically superior to all other races, Paganism is the only white religion.
You literally worship a kike on a stick, I'm not the idiot here.
>>69012638
Not yet, I'll go later today though. I like the cultural aspect of it, I'm an atheist btw. My parents (who are believers) will go to the movies instead.
>>69017301
>btw you just got BTFO by me so badly you hastily changed the argument kek
The argument was not the point. I guessed you were a racemixing cuck when you brought up China and just wanted you to admit it.
>Chinese IQ is the same as ours.
Literally irrelevant to whether mixing is fine and not even true because that only counts Shanghai and does not take into account the vast majority of Chinese who are poor and retarded peasants.
>she was an atheist and I converted her btw :^)
And my wife was a Christian and I got her to abandon it. Also irrelevant.
>>69017499
Doesn't matter, the point is that Christians are far closer to Muslims than for example Atheists or Pagans are.
>>69017543
this. I am a protestant and all the music bothers me
>now here is a a band
>smile smile everyone smile clap jesus smile clap
STOP IT
>>69013156
4 hours of kneeling later......
>>69017646
>The argument was not the point. I guessed you were a racemixing cuck when you brought up China and just wanted you to admit it.
>Ah, don't you see? It was my INTENTION for you to reveal you are in a happy loving relationship... you were just a pawn in my game... fool!
You Fedoras sure are a lonely weird bunch
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>>69016814
The archbishop in this case, is not a christian. He is an islamist infiltrator.
>>69017756
The true test is that one where you have to pray for all the saints and stand up and sit down for each one.
Better get gud with your squats faggot
>>69017174
Aye
>>69017777
noice
>>69016730
>>69016891
Awesome, I think I'll go by it next sunday.
Another question, a bit more loaded - which denomination?
Pretty sure I have the orthodox vs catholic choice.
>>69012638
Im the church now
>>69017772
Whatever you say traitor. I'm just glad yet another Christian admits that they hate Europe and the West. I honestly cannot wait for your death cult to go extinct in Europe.
>>69017830
He is hardly an exception, Christians across Europe are the same. The only exception has really been the Orthodox.
>>69013295
Masterful music. Truly masterful.
>>69017777
أمين for those quads
xd
>>69017946
I don't hate Europe or the west, sorry.
I am sorry me and my Chinese Christian wife live in happiness.
Looks like you've got some growing up to do.
