My Bernie-supporting hippie cousins are coming over today.
How to I prevent them from ruining Easter with their non-stop Sanders bullcrap?
>>69001737
tell them that Easter is a time to get together with your family in reverence of Christ, and not to discuss politics
>>69001737
Just don't be a cunt and remember the #1 rule of family gatherings.
"Don't bring up religion or politics."
Rule #2 is "Don't fuck anyone."
>>69001737
Just laugh at their face and say Sanders and no chance. Then mock them and say to fall in line with Democrats and support a real candidate like Hillary. See saying that has more of a chance to get them to jump to Trump than flat out telling them to go Trump. Liberals are children driven by emotion and logic remember that.
>>69001737
Put a bullet in each of their heads.
>>69001892
Shit if that were a hard and fast rule I wouldn't have any reason to go to family reunions
>>69001737
Remind them that he's one of the Jews that killed Jesus
>>69002409
>>69002040
Do not do this.
>>69002409
Do this
>>69002040
Do this.
>>69001889
>>69001892
>Don't discuss politics at family gatherings
Considered mentioning this when they start up, but I honestly don't think it'll do much good. They eat, sleep, and breathe Sanders.
>>69001737
Admit that you support a loser and be ridiculed.
>>69001737
show them this, redpill your cousins man. it is your blood, it is your duty to try to educate them. show them how much bern they are going to feel in their pockets if bernie is elected.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/3/25/11293258/tax-plan-calculator-2016
>>69001737
Jesus was not white
>>69001737
Just print out the Dem delegates intermediate standings on the napkins
>>69002802
They know about this and don't seem to care, even the one that makes decent money and would be taxed out the ass, like me. They think it's worth it.
Justin Trudeau fags are thumbs downing this video, please thumbs up!!!!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPABZDEc3I
>>69001737
Put them in the oven!
>>69001737
Jeremy?
>>69001737
Tell them Hilary only needs 45% of the delegates BEFORE California to win and that Bernie is ded in places in the south and in NY
>>69001892
Rule #2 goes right into the trash
>>69001892
Rule #2 only applies to cousins < 1st
>>69003189
>$12,000~ extra in federal taxes is worth it so leQuonshanequanesha can take ethnic studies at community college and get a $4,000 pell grant every quarter for attending and maintaining a D-
I know people in the same boat too, it's depressing. But I still try to educate nonetheless.
>>69002409
Do this
>>69003709
I would pay $7200 MORE under Sanders.
Fuck that guy
>>69003655
>cousins < 1st
Cousins < 2nd
Lol, it's so funny how republitards keep posting anyi sanders threads when he starts to win. Just lay back and except the fact that socialism is the only choice.
>>69001737
serve then a couple of Drano Coladas with their easter meal and continuously ask them how their Womyns Studies classes at Emory Colege are going ...offer to pay off their student loans then call immigration on them
>>69003988
Not today anon. Not on the day of our lord
>>69001892
Fuck you I'm gonna be the angry little Trump supporter in the family sea of hippie been fanatics.
>>69002707
Would revealing your power level cause family members that matter to disown you? If the answer is no then I'd let the bern victims have it.
>>69001737
Ask them what they think of Islamic State.
>>69003981
I'm dating my 2nd cousin.
>>69004257
Love is blind anon
>>69003988
>starts to win
Bernie is the front runner now?
>>69001737
Tell them to shut the fuck up about politics or you'll beat the shit out of them
They're Bern victims so they'll listen
>>69004226
Our grandfather, who is a Trump supporter, is completely against Sanders, but is even more against arguing with family, especially on holidays.
Most of his family is a disappointment to him (our relatives are complete degenerates), but he does his best to keep everyone together.
>>69001737
Talk to them about how Hillary must be cheating to get her high numbers and then ask them if they'll still vote democrat if hillary wins the primary? Then say you dont like Trump but you'd vote for him over Hillary any day
>>69001737
just be satisfied that they aren't Hillary supporters.
>>69004711
Might be best to just let them act like retards and see how much the old man can take. Wouldn't be worth disrespecting him, given the context.
>>69001737
Sanders has zero chance of winning the nomination. Yet you retards spend all your time attacking him and ignoring Hillary, pretty much ensuring she will crush the Republican nominee. If you had a lick of sense you would endorse Bernie every chance you get and attack Clinton, which would leave his supporters totally alienated when he inevitably loses and less like to go to the polls to vote Hillary in the general.
Politely pull them aside and explain to them that holidays should be apolitical family gatherings. If they refuse to acquiesce tell mom and maybe she'll make them stay in their rooms.
>>69001737
Encourage them. The more people drink the Bernie kool-aid, the angrier they'll be when he loses, especially if he only loses on superdelegates. Then you feed that anger, redpill them as hard as you can on how the DNC works. Paint Hillary as the slimeball who screwed them out of their free college. Make them hate her until it blinds them to all else, until they'll vote Trump just to spite her.
You can't sway a communist, but you can use their votes if you find the right angle.
Put a "Swear" jar on the table.
Anytime someone mentions a candidate by name, they have to put a dollar into it.
(Sanders supporters will want to take a dollar from you to put in the jar. Don't fall for it.)
>>69005914
Funny /pol/ has been attacking Hilary, but it seems but I don't understand why Bernie supporters attack Trump. Shouldn't they be attacking Hilary of all people? I mean she is their MAIN competition, so why even attack Trump who isn't even in the Democratic party?
>>69001892
>Don't bring up religion or politics.
>Don't fuck anyone.
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>69001737
Why the fuck is the Serbian flag behind the Bern?
>>69006556
Hillary is doing a fine job torpedoing her own election. Best we just leave her alone and enjoy the show.
>>69006666
remove kebab
>>69001737
Tell them you don't want to discuss politics on holiday, like an adult.
Oh wait.
>>69002802
>Yuuuge tax cuts, without explicit offsetting spending cuts.
I thought cutting programs would be Trump's MO.
>>69007106
We can actually leave all programs intact by just cutting the foreign aid and overseas military.
>>69005672
Agreed. Absolutely.
Apparently my sister already said something to them last night about bringing up politics, and they were hostile.
"You're being condescending, don't tell me what to do, you can't tell me what I can and can't talk about" etc.
Just going to let them be fools and keep my mouth shut.
>>69003900
How much do you pay a year for health care? How much does your employer pay a year for health care that they take out of what they can offer you?
How much did you pay for college to get to that point?
How much are you gonna pay for your kids to go to college?
Don't be stupid, business is about looking at the whole picture, and that include personal finance.
>>69006699
How? Last I checked she's still winning and the FBI isn't doing shit about her emails
Reminder under any plan but sanders, america continues to subsidise the rest of the world's health care.
The only reason CA, Britain, etc, can get the drugs and medical machines that WE researched for the prices they pay, is because research and drug companies charge america hospitals and medical facilities more to make up what they can't get in CA for those drugs and machines
>>69008650
If Hillary didn't have the superdelegates in her pocket, it would be all over.
>>69001737
Some members of my family are willing to have an honest open conversation about politics without getting angry or crazy, but I'm with my brother for Easter who is a leftist and thinks opinion is the correct one always. It's best to just keep your mouth shut and don't bring it up.
>>69008492
For a family of 4, I pay 230 a month for damn good coverage from my job. I didn't go to college, started working at an oil refinery right of high school. I make about 62k a year.
>>69008492
The amount taxed increases exponentially as you make higher annual income. Meanwhile, those costs you mentioned currently stay the same regardless of income.
That means that the only people seeing actual benefits there are people who make very little money to begin with. You are penalized for financial success under Sanders' tax plan.
People who can afford college and healthcare would be paying out significantly more than they are now in order to support a system that only benefits the poor.
I'm no millioniare, but I want to be driven to succeed, not stay where I am and expect the rich to pay my expenses.
>>69009245
>You are penalized for financial success under Sanders' tax plan.
Everybody already is.
Since the beginning of taxes, the rich have always had to pay more, and the poor have always had to pay less. That's just the fact of life.
Get used to it.
>>69004711
Just go full trump, and pray for trump's presidency and shit like that. act holy as fuck.
>>69003709
Pell grant is fucking sweet, I made money by going to college. Double majored in Chem E and Applied Math, though, so not too degenerate.
>>69007678
You should be able to talk to them about politics without getting hostile. I get bernouts don't have much substance and need to resort to yelling but if you keep your cool and don't push it too much, you should be fine. Just don't be the first one to start it - wait for them to annoy people a little first.
>>69010190
Basically push your agenda and act innocent, eventually make them flip out
>>69010078
So your attitude is just "stay bent over and enjoy it", except it's your guy this time, so that makes it better.
>>69008779
She still has more raw delegates than Bernstein, even without the supers.
>>69010078
You're missing the point. Sanders' tax plan increases the penalty for financial success exponentially. It pushes it way higher than it is now.
Just because you succeed, does not mean you should be obligated by the government to pay everyone else's bills.
Wealthy people understand this, and we would see a lot of wealth leave this country under this plan. It's already happening. Can you imagine how much worse it would be? The money leaves, jobs leave, the poor stay poor. That's why this doesn't work.
>>69011022
>>69011109
The system doesn't work any other way.
You can play survival of the fittest, turn a blind eye to suffering, so that you can buy that bigger boat, but I won't.
>>69011109
>>69011022
Say it with me, loud and clear:
"I don't care if people die from being underinsured, I want to buy a bigger boat"
"I don't care if trump's plan causes children to go hungry, I want to buy a bigger boat"
>>69010950
This is basically what I did around my friends, just stay calm the entire time. Don't let ad hominems and curse words get to you, hate to say this, but it's kinda easier for me to back up my reasoning on supporting Trump due to me being black. They can say Trump is raciat, but when they have people like me and other non whites annoucing their support the narrative dies. Then I turn around the conversation and make THEM look racist by telling them that you think I have to vote Democrat because I'm non white. As for the Hitler right arm thing, just show them pictures of Hilary and/or Bernie doing it. Showes them Latinos for Trump videos and showed them my personal favorite which I really recommend is the pastor at the Trump rally in Cleveland Ohio. Damn good video, I'm not even religious but that video really did speak to me. Also OP tell them that media is bias as hell and it's best to research and form their own opinion rather than watching highlights
>>69001737
Tell them liberals are too stupid to vote Him in
>>69011172
>>69011394
>turn a blind eye to suffering
Nothing is stopping people from helping the poor voluntarily. But people who succeed should not be forced to hand over what they earned so that others can benefit.
I run my own small business and am currently uninsured. My family is not a rich family. But I know what I earn and what I don't earn. I don't want to take by force from others who worked for it.
>>69001737
They will never understand that he is Jimmy Carter 2: The Meme Candidate. Just make sure they don't steal anything.
>>69011394
i know you're from reddit but you don't need to be a tripfag
no one gives a shit about your name
>>69011661
oh, but you don't understand, its not about that, its about framing, thats how framing works.
Everybody in this thread makes jokes about sanders supporters wanting free stuff, well I can play that game too, sander's opponents just want to buy a bigger boat.
Both have just as much truth in them.
>>69011832
Actually I'm from /tg/
>>69011394
Say it with me, loud and clear:
"I'm only charitable when it comes to spending other people's money."
hide in your basement, the classic way of hiding from facts and reason
>>69011878
you should phonebank more for your jewish master
maybe bernieforpresident will put you on their top 10 list or something
>>69011878
Sanders wants everyone to have a big boat.
But to do that, he wants to take all the boats away from people that already have one.
>>69011394
Okay.
I don't care if people die from being underinsured, I want to buy a bigger boat.
I don't care if Trump's plan causes children to go hungry, I want to buy a bigger boat.
I don't care if people can't afford college, I want to buy a bigger boat.
I don't care if people are starving in the streets, I want to buy a bigger boat.
I don't care if millions are deprived of their livelihoods, I want to buy a bigger boat.
etc.
A bigger boat would certainly be nice to have and I would be more able to afford if I didn't have to be paying more taxes so that it can be given to those who don't deserve it. What's your point?
>>69011878
Well you got me. I am going to go pay for that bum on the street to go to college instead of buying the bigger boat. Thanks man.
>>69012115
I tried to phone book, but they didn't even have a character sheet.
How can I RP without a sheet?
>>69011878
Bullshit. I would remember that trip if it came from /tg/ since that's my homeboard you massive faggot.
>>69001737
You could play "Weekend at Bernies" and "Weekend at Bernies 2" as a not-so-subtle jab.
>>69011878
>sanders supporters just want to buy a bigger boat
With their money, that's the difference. Not someone else's money.
>>69012322
it is extremely obvious that he is from that cesspit reddit
>>69012322
>>69012533
oh, no, not this /tg/.
this /tg/: singulo.io/tg/
>>69011394
Why should that be his problem? The anon wants the bigger boat and it seems like you're an obstacle in his way.
>>69002040
>Sanders has no chance
>supporting Trump
yeah because Trump has a real shot right?
I hate to break it to you but /pol/ is a pretty bad representation of the American electorate. Most voters are not white supremacists, and aren't dumb enough to vote for a guy just because he has dank memes
>>69012800
it's time you left
>>69012907
You don't think people who support Trump want the bigger boat?
>>69001737
Actually debate them and don't back down. Every time they mention something liberal tell them why they are wrong and why we will make america great again.
>>69001737
Good question I'll be going to dinner with my family that believes Trump is Hitler. The only thing I will mention if it comes up will be how Bernie claims to be against the banks but killed the audit the fed bill. A peaceful red-pill if you will.
Bernie is also a warmonger but I doubt that will be met with anything but personally incredulity.
>>69013229
Remember... Global warming is the reason for terrorism and white people don't know what it's like to be poor.
>>69013456
This is true. A little bird told him...
>>69013534
And women fantasize about getting raped by 2 guys
>>69001737
They're leftists?
Kill them.
>>69001737
Politics and religion are off limits in family events. Shut them down of they try to bring it up. Don't get sucked in like a faggot.
>>69013456
Oh yeah, they are WAY into the global warming politics.
When they bring it up I usually try to steer the conversation towards actual pollution. They are convinced that CO2 is pure evil though.
>>69013890
Haven't you heard? CO2 kills trees. Evil stiff.
>>69001737
My family is mostly Sanders and Clinton supporters. I'm skipping out on their gathering for Easter, I was never religious to begin with or do I like celebrating holidays and other things (even my own birthday) anyways.
>>69014198
Sanders and Clinton supporters.
Do they have any idea how far apart these two actually are?
They're just koolaid democrats. That's not making a choice. That's just blind obedience to the team colors.
>>69012322
Well, with Virt (thank God almighty he's been permab&), carnac, ND etc. you have to admit that our homeboard, while arguably one of the best boards on 4chan, produces some of the vilest and worst namefags and tripfags
>>69012879
who has won the most states in the primary?
jeb bush?
>>69012879
You have to go back.
Tell them social democracy is the left wing of fascism.
>>69001737
Hahahaha everyone in the right wing... Just do what you always do
Scream and call them pussies grab your gun and shoot at a dirt mound in the back of your trailer.
You only want to prevent the argument because you know you are a bitch and a pussy and you don't have logic to rebuttal any Sanders logic.
Youre white trash. Get off the welfare and tell youre mom to get off the meth pipe. And head to that free education
#Sanders2016
>>69017047
>Youre white trash.
Here's some free education. It's "you're."
>>69017047
>>69014140
I've seen evidence that because the earths volcanic activity is constantly declining without human made CO2 we would eventually slip into an ice age.
>>69017327
"Hey bird, that's dandruff, not bread crumbs..."
>>69017327
The early bird finds the worm...
>>69004257
Cletus you can only date them if they are third cousins or more
>>69001892
This is the answer.
>>69001737
With objective critiques of his stances.
