If you could have 3 wishes, what would they be /pol/?
More wishes obviously, fuck anyone who says that's not possible, I'd just wish for it to be possible fuck you
>>68970430
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>>68970376
>more wishes
>more genies
>more lamps
>>68970430
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>>68970376
>First wish is have infinite wishes
>Second wish is have the early civilizations instead of casting out jews they genocide them all
>Third wish is have an America where hardcover liberalism Is a mental illness and if anyone is diognosed they'd be executed and grinded up into food for the homeless.
>And now I use my infinite wishes on becoming a fucking omnipotent god
>>68970376
1. Fukushima reactor fixed
2. $1 million/day for rest of my natural life
3. All radical muslims and leftists gone
To get Canadians to stop shitposting
To get us to stop shitposting
Just eliminate all leaf shitposting really.
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES
>>68970376
>you can't wish for more wishes
I wish it is possible to wish for more wishes
>Kill all white people
>one government
>just blow the planet earth already
>>68970556
Also bonus wishes for me is Europe finally rises from extreme cuckholding, the EU disbands and mass extermination on the muslims take place, I'm talking about nationalistic mobs going into those filthy camps and skinning them all alive. Also Merkel and her leftist lackies butchered and the words 'Traitor' painted all over her office in their own blood.
Wishes;
>turn sky green
>turn oceans red
>turn grass blue
100% will drive people insane
>>68970721
it is impossible to wish for it to be possible to wish for more wishes, and it is recursively impossible to wish for the above. That is, there is no number of times you could wish for it to be possible to wish for it be possible to wish for it to be possible etc. that would result in your wish being granted.
Genies are pretty smart about this shit guys, come on.
>>68970376
1. a stone that grants wishes
2. even if #1 was wasted, wish for the knowledge of how to get everything you possibly want from one wish.
3. use knowledge from number 2, or wizard's powers. always wizard's powers.
>>68970376
>Eternal Youth
>Omnicompetence
>Invulnerability
Anything else is pretty pleb tier.
>>68970376
All humans that lack over 80% of Europid DNA dissapear into nothingness.
>>68970376
If having infinite wish is not possible, probably:
1. Eternal life
2. An internationally recognized country where I am the sole citizen and ruler. I will prob get some money off by making it a tax haven
3. Nanomachine military
>>68971145
nice self sacrifice
Make me the head of the NWO
Also the ultimate shalom-kikelord
Blow the itaipu dam
>>68970376
1.) Bernie Sanders is president
2.) /pol/ stops pretending like they don't go on Reddit
3.) Peace for the world
>>68970556
>history changes without jews.
>"Liberalism" still has its original definition because no jews
>you get executed.
Well done, you fucking retard.
Alright, here's my honest answer
1. The ability to alter atoms in such a way that I can synthesize any chemical I want
2. $1 trillion in cash that doesn't have RFID chips (i've seen twilight zone)
3. I'd put the third wish on hold until I know when I need it.
1. The ability to change my form and grant myself new abilities and statuses at will
2. Access to all government information--from every government
3. If I should ever die, perhaps by not granting myself immortality abilities as a result of (1), I would wake up once more in a place that could support my life with powers (i.e. in the middle of space, for example, but I would possess the ability to exist in space)
>>68971315
how about a Ducati 1299 Penigale?
>>68971380
Eh, I'd probably just get really stoned and ask to see a showing of "The Day the Clown Cried"
>>68970376
1. Make all whites infertile
2. Destroy all historical and cultural sites and art made by whites.
3. Make all whites on earth experience burning pain while alive.
>eternal life
>eternal wife
>heaps of cash
>>68970376
1. Kill all jews
2. Kill all niggers
3. Kill all muslims
>>68971488
Edgy as fuck, my melanin enriched friend.
I wish all trans people would magically transform into their identified gender.
>>68970376
Inner peace
>>68971488
Typical nigger. If you wanted to go back to the stone age you could just use one wish instead of all 3.
>>68971568
>wasting a wish on a cumsack
heaps of cash would have yielded you the same result friendo
>>68970376
The ability to choose my own health perceived age, and looks.
The ability to choose when I am hurt and when I die.
An indestructable personal space where I can choose who can and cannot enter.
>Exterminatus on earth
dont need any more
>>68970376
qt genie gf
lodse mone
the ability to stop time idefinitely
