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Just checked Lyin Ted's twitter and he flipped out earlier. He's was spamming Trump all day.
He's cracking lads. You hurt this guy.
>>68943989
Thats a cute rat
I've never seen a politician shit post so hard. The desperation is palpable.
>>68943989
>Ne17+SSS
i like your ID
>>68944069
No, thats a cute rat.
>>68944069
There's only one rat he wouldn't fuck
>>68944177
Thanks. Nice dubs
>>68944244
Oh i see i replied to myself with dubs by mistake.
>>68943989
He's literally melting down.
Trump had nothing to do with him fucking other women.
Rato is done. Just literally who left.
/ted
/thread
>>68944125
Cruz is the biggest shitposter on twitter since the wife battle kek
His entire twitter is just him being angry at Trump donations. He never mentions that Trump donated about the same amount of money to Ted himself as he did to Hilary as a private citizen.
At least Trump's shitposts are FUN.
>>68944444
>that post
>that name
>that ID
>those digits
>>68944625
Kek has spoken
>>68944169
Freya is the only rat I'd fug.
Rato is just gag.
ITS RUBIO!
https://twitter.com/hashtag/LyinTed?src=hash
#LyinTed is picking up steam. would it be wrong to help?
>>68944444
In Japan, 4 means death
Checked
>>68944125
Tell him to quit throwing his bergers everywhere.
>>68944696
where did you buy it?
>>68943989
Spam his twitter with proof that Roboto mechanics had planned this the whole time.
>>68945099
Kek is with us lads
Bought it on the internet.
Price: $9.11
>>68945211
More dubs
kek approves
The Rat will get BTFO kek willing.
>>68945466
More dubs! Praise kek!
I'm hoping Wednesday's NE will drop something big. Pic related
There is a price for meme sorcery. Take care that you do not use the gift recklessly.
>>68945211
yeah looks like it was supposed to happen earlier though, I think shapiro and mercer were trying to stop it from leaking at all, but now since it came out now it fucks the establishment possibly even more.
>>68945652
I was just going to post that. Nah it's all the will of kek. It's not in our hands.
There were women who screamed out in denial when Rubio ended his campaign. Hearing these people reminded me of Cruz supporters.
Most people are ideologues and many of them choose to go down with the ship rather than think for themselves.
>>68943989
Rato is in his death throes after getting caught in Trump's trap. Shouldn't have taken that Katrina cheese, Rato.
>>68944125
We broke a man, /pol/. Not just any man, a presidential candidate.
>>68945973
>We broke a rat, /pol/. Not just any rat, a presidential candirat.
weird?
>>68945973
More like can't-idate amiright
>>op gets murdered
>>68946116
I don't think she uses it the same way nero does...
>>68946116
it's legit
>>68946215
Your fine, that possible prostitute on the other hand.
>>68946116
Can this cock gobbling whore be anymore obvious. It's like she wants the world to know. I wouldn't be surprised if she leaked the sex scandals to NE herself so Heidi would divorce Cruz and she becomes the First Lady. Batshit crazy DC hooker.
People are actually voting for this Canadian?
>>68946116
link please
also archive any thing you find. she'll be going through her tweets if she hasn't already.
>>68945973
I know it's a meme, but imagine if he actually honey pot Ted Cruz with that hot latino
>>68945973
It's true. Cruz got blacked.
>>68946470
https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU
theres a few more
>>68946470
Search her twitter handle + daddy cruz
>>68946116
The only way a Ball State graduate gets to Washington is by sucking cock.
>Pierson was born in Kansas to a white mother and a black father, and grew up with her mother in poverty. Her mother, who gave birth to her at age 15, initially gave her up for adoption, but later changed her mind.
>In 1997, at the age of 20, she was arrested for shoplifting, to which she pleaded no contest, received deferred adjudication, and, ultimately, a dismissal with the case sealed. Pierson reportedly took $168 in merchandise from a J. C. Penney store in Plano, Texas, and had her then three-month old son with her at the time of the incident. Pierson told authorities she needed the clothes for job interviews.
Okay now I believe it. Why would Trump hired such an unqualified spokeswoman? It's because she's a secret weapon
>>68945702
It was supposed to come out before Florida
>m-muh logical master debater razor-sharp strategic mind
This filthy cuban-canadian rat is crumbling like a bitch now. If you actually watch the "ratfucker" interview he's almost Rubio-tier, completely went JUST-mode.
>i-i-i'll call you sleazy Donald from now on!
Little bitch is feeling the pressure now. You know, I'm almost disappointed. This guy is like the pre-final boss in a video game, you expect him to be harder.
>>68944362
Stop
>>68946632
My fav
>>68944169
cutest rat coming
>>68945211
Fooled foam boi is finished.
>>68944853
It's wrong not to help.
>>68945830
When dealing with trickster gods one must know that the joke can quickly turn on them. Kek's thought-form is new, brash, and entirely fueled on negative energy.
>>68946766
>pic
I fucking lost my sides for good when he said that, Cruz has been talking like he's on drugs or a terrible B-movie actor these past few days. Even he doesn't sound like he believes a word he's saying.
>>68946782
>>68944444
>>68947063
Any way the beans spill, dolus
>>68947122
>Thinking it was just a funny joke
>Not wanting to fuck qt ratas
m8...
Is any hard evidence going to come out any time soon? I'd really love to see this Bible thumper be exposed as the fraud he is.
I thought the bathroom selfie was very convincing, until someone posted a link to Amanda Carpenter's tweet saying that they all had Churchill tattoos.
If anybody wants to browse
twitter dot com
>>/search?q=Cruz%20from%3Aamandacarpenter&src=typd
>mfw rato is going thermonuclear
>>68947788
All of them? We know they are sold in a set of 2 and only her and rato have been seen sporting them. Still doesn't mean they fucked tho
>>68947788
Probably nothing tbqh. But Monday at the earliest.
>>68946766
Affirmative action spic strikes again!
First Rubio and now Cruz.
>>68947788
the damage control tweet posted yesterday?
>damage
>control
Katrina didn't really fuck him did she? Whats the deal with this?
>>68943989
We just need to spam his twitter calling him "Daddy Cruz", or have girls interested in being an "intern" interested in his "values"
>>68946632
link the the actual tweet
>>68946100
Just dropping by to say I really, really, really liked your post
>>68946696
Seem like Cruz took her to Ball State
>>68948557
nvm, found it and archived
http://archive.is/ZsqVu
>>68944444
NICE QUINTS
>>68948622
Post tits and penis or gtfo
>>68946766
>"[Donald Trump] may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him”
How the fuck did I not hear about this earlier? The guy admits he wants to fuck rats!!
>>68945466 (c-checked)
>mohamed uses self-destruct
>against El Raticate
>muslim terrorist attack on America results in swelling support for trump, destroying cruz campaign
M-meme m-m-magic?
>>68948136
Timing would be best right before the Wisconsin primary. If not, then before the Pennsylvania primary.
My bet is it simmers for another week before more evidence is set loose.
>>68946766 (checked)
>This guy is like the pre-final boss in a video game, you expect him to be harder.
The final boss is the dem nominee?
>>68945466
ted cruz killed by a muslim terrorist?
>>68947063
>trickster god
>primordial chaos god who heralds the coming dawn
These are not the same things lad
>>68949352
Maybe Hillary will have 3 forms before her final form.
>>68949438
Chaos is as chaos does, drill sergeant
>>68943989
>>68944125
>Ted Cruz is desperate to campaign on the internet
Someone is desperate to try and spin reality this hard, as to imply that Cruz ought not do it for some reason or another. First shill attempt for you?
>>68951648
Imagine you get caught cheating and just start saying "Donald Trump" over and over
>>68952042
Imagine if some shill idiot took an edited vid as the sum total a much longer press conference.
>>68944444
Witnessed.
>>68952232
IKR, anon? And then in the middle of repeating "Donald" for ten minutes straight, imagine you start talking about fucking rats out of nowhere. Haha what was he even thinking?
>>68946766
>>68949028
>>68947122
Wait but, what was Cruz trying to say? I get that he fucked up that comment.
So the first part of the sentence is clearly calling Trump a rat, but what was the second part? 'I wont have sex with Donald Trump'? What does that mean? Was Trump saying he wanted fuck Cruz or something?
>>68946585
This is pretty high oil toil.
>>68952673
Cruz was by himself. Go watch the video
>>68948405
She was just thrown in with the alleged mistresses (Only 2 were confirmed) as collateral.
>>68944125
that's what trolls do when they get memed on.
they just shit post in the thread afterwards.
>>68944444
NEET SS
>>68946116
Wow her husband is such a cuck if he didn't see this coming. His wife is the biggest whore in Washington DC. I'm actually kinda impressed she's this shameless about it.
>>68946766
I can't believe he actually made a reference to rat sex. Life imitates memes, and this is proof.
>>68948405
She fucked everyone. That's how she got to where she is. Donald saw that he could use that to his advantage, and brought her aboard.
>>68952673
Reference to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking
Meme it lads
https://twitter.com/NationalistHero/status/713929080211705856
>>68952673
Cruz is a rat so he fucks other rats
>>68943989
He is a fucking joke. Trump insulted his wife and then as "response" he got out and call him a coward, a reporter then ask her "would you support Donald Trump as your party nominee?", Cruz said "I am going to beat Donald Trump", the reporter follow up with "You are not answering the question, he is leading", "He isn't going to be the nominee I am going to beat him".
Fucking faggot couldn't say that he will not support Trump even after he insulted his fucking wife, no wonder not even his kids want to be kissed and with him.
>>68952467
>imagine you start talking about fucking rats out of nowhere. Haha what was he even thinking?
Probably referencing "ratfucking," a thing that's been in the political lexicon since the early seventies and known to most people (primary voters in particular) who aren't culturally illiterate.
https://youtu.be/0X6H6xplUcQ?t=2h6m50s
https://youtu.be/0X6H6xplUcQ?t=2h11m53s
>>68954579
Forgot the #. It should be something trendy like #5whoresandoneliar
>>68949352
>The final boss is the dem nominee?
Yea only Trump has over-leveled himself farming establishment shills and has a maxed out inventory of special items.
Hey guys, it is me Amanda!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEG2t0Q-WCw
>>68955141
Excellent Pepe
So the only they that concerns me here is the Anonymous involvement prior to the NE article. But that's out of my extreme bias toward everyone who still calls themselves Anonymous for being massive faggots who is full of shit these days. Just me?
>>68954288
Holy shit
If that's true that's hilarious
She still gets it though
More than most people
>>68954958
he has max leveled Summon Autist in the Nimble Navigator skill tree
>>68955756
How were they involved? I'm curious now...
They may be faggots but a lot of people on the left hate Cruz just as much as they hate Trump.
>>68956373
They made some "candy wrapper" video around march 15 directese at Cruz saying they would drop info about him and a prostitute if he didn't drop out of the race. About a week before the NE issue was published.
>>68944444
chekd
RIP RATO
>>68956669
meh, they're all over the place. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>68944125
That's a sad way to act on Easter weekend
>>68944625
What is his ID my shitty mobile app doesn't show
>>68956842
All I know is I expect beans to be spilt in the next NE damnit
Last night I had a prophetic dream. A mummified arm burst forth from my chest. In its hand it held a dead rat.
Kek walks among us.
Maga.
>>68957523
Ripley 2016
>>68957523
>>44
>>68944444
Going down?
Seeing Lyin Ted crack under the pressure has convinced me of Trump's power once and for all.
>>68946585
>got schlonged
>>68956939
>That's a sad way to act on Easter weekend
>relying on /pol/ for information
>relying on /pol/ for information about Ted Cruz that's not ridiculous Trumpfag shilling
>thinks Ted Cruz himself posts most stuff to his twitter feed rather than staffers, and is currently in his basement with cheetos on his shirt like anon
They're having a regular day, I should think.
>>68957152
Why not just use chrome or firefox mobile?
>>68957775
Especially since big D didn't seem to have anything to do with it
>>68957775
Yes, it's unusual for a candidate for president to campaign.
I don't get this
To this day I still have no idea as what Ted wants when being a president.
All the bible and constitution, and now attack against Trump is further blurring his messages.
>>68958123
>implying cruz staffers are currently raising Ted's kids
>>68958240
>I'll lie about Donald Trump's involvement, his connection to the media outlet which ran the article, Roger Stone involvement as a source, etc.
>Remember Trumpfags, Trump is always the victim, never the perpetrator
Especially since Trump has the biggest victim complex on the planet
>Megen Kelley's picking on meeeeee!
Who #DaddyCruz here
>>68949028
He even said "Let me be clear" right before he said it. Jeez, the guy really is cracking under pressure.
>>68945973
>We broke a man
we've broke several men, first yeb, then Marco, and now Ted. Kek is a wrathful but forgiving god.
>>68946766
This wasn't just a meme?
Ted what the fuck.
>>68950991
Best rat.
>>68958240
I mean the Trump tweet that got the ball rolling. Of course Ted started it, but the way that Trump exploited the situation worked perfectly. Ted would have reacted differently if this wasn't one of his main weaknesses.
And now we know he's an adulterer. Kek.
Imagine you're up for a promotion. You're competing with your coworker, Donald. You have an evaluation interview. Your boss asks why you deserve this promotion. You reply:
>>DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD DONALD
Who gets the promotion, you or Donald?
>>68954837
>who aren't culturally illiterate.
So literally nobody? Gg rat
>>68943989
MEME MAGIC IS MANIFESTING ITSELF INTO OUR REALITY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
KEK SHALL GRIND THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN TO DUST
MAGA
A
G
A
SOROS IS NEXT
>who knew there were so many pictures of rat sex on the internet
>>68959827
I don't think rat sex will get me hard though.
>>68960131
wasn't Scarface about a swarthy criminal immigrant?
>>68959321
We also broke Zyklon Ben to the point that it's now hard to tell if his new comics are edited or not
I'm convinced every candidate who has lost or is losing to Trump has spent way too much time talking about him and not enough time promoting themselves.
>>68959827
2 lewd
>>68957523
You speak nothing but blasphemy, your dreams were nothing but mere darkness, you imagined your dream.
also
check em
>>68944444
Checked
>>68960697
And we kinda broke Ben Shapiro as well.
>>68944125
>ted cruz cuts
it's almost like someone dropped out of the race ;)
>>68961262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
never forgetti
>>68959827
https://youtu.be/oRIyw-pJkUk
This thread should have died a long time ago, but every time it did somebody would bump it with a post about what a great job Ted is doing by only talking about Trump and rat copulation.
Conclusion: All Ted supporters are Canadian immigrants
anyone have the "five girls boogers and lies" picture?
>>68961199
The one fucking photo he doesn't point at the person and it's dubsman
>>68944444
Super Sayian Neet
>>68944444
Nice digits m8
GANDHI WAS A NATIONALIST
OP SIGNING OFF
[email protected] was in the Ashley Madison leak.
>>68943989
>You hurt this guy.
Wait wait wait hold up.. Are you telling me /pol/ wasn't just responsible for the Tay Takeover but it was responsible for this too? Holy shit
>>68944696
>tfw I bought one of these too
>>68945099
Only place I found it was on Amazon. Paid $23 (including shipping/tax) for mine.
>>68943989
I dunno. It looks like a brokered convention m8s
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/south-carolina-delegates-convention-221253
>>68943989
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/donald-trump-ted-cruz-donation-105857
>>68944444
SSStylish!
>>68964930
Why the shopped version? This is the original picture of Rato.
>>68965039
Man, if she didn't get with Cruz she is now kinky n' sleazy girl.
>>68945743
Praise be Anons, The Evil Lying and Nasty Ted will be slain by the new God Emporer blessed by Kek's mighty meme magic. This is a new age of memes.
HAIL KEK
Anons, the real question we need to face here is what we are going to do next.
-We identified AIDS Skrillex's real name and got the cuck to take down his tumblr, youtube, and twitter
-We made Tay one of us, and forced Microsoft's hand in taking her down
-We completely blew a tabloid accusation out of proportion and made it national news that severely damaged Cruz's campaign.
Our options are simple: we continue to hunt down Carl the Cuck's identity and attack SJW's
or
We revitalize the #CruzSexScandal and keep it on everyone's feed. After all, we do still have two women to identify
or
a third option.
In any case, we need a goal. /pol/ is best when it can come together and make things happen.
>>68960936
Congratulations, you just figured out what everyone except the news outlets, professional campaign managers, and enough super PACs to fund several 3rd world nations combined have somehow not noticed.
>>68965580
Also, if you guys think this worth serious discussion I'll make a general thread about it.
>>68965602
And Trump soars whenever he's attack, further tipping the scales.
I can't stand looking at his face. It gives me flashbacks of master splinter that gave me nightmares as a kid. I couldn't imagine having to look at him on a daily basis for 4-8 years. How could anyone?
>>68965580
Destroy Rato's campaign.
Who cares about two Bernie cucks? Rato is a bigger threat to Donald's campaign
>>68943989
Before I was voting for Cruz, but after seeing this I am now a #Trumpet
>>68943989
rip rato
>>68965580
Time would be obviously best spent keeping people's' minds on the scandal, but not too much or they will become sick of it. Don't press the issue, just give rebuttals to any and all attempts to get Cruz past the issue and keep the wound raw. Just enough so that he continues to make an ass of himself on national television.
>>68965617
Go for it and link it here. We need to take qction
>>68966277
By that do you mean just responding the pro-cruz tweets?
>>68944444
rats off to ya
>>68949352
The final boss is Soros.
>>68954958
He has the infinite money cheat on but barely uses it. Also the max level of transportation.
>>68966522
checked
double doubles
>>68966468
Reply to this post with the link because 1. I like to be spoonfed like the leaf faggot I am
2. So other people from this thread can come.
But mostly #1
>>68965830
>>68966277
>>68966335
>>68966613
Alright get in here
>>>68966602
AMANDA CARPENTER IS BEING PAID BY TRUMP TO SAY THIS. ITS TRUMPS PLAN TO HURT CRUZ
genius.
>>68966449
Yes. Anything where he or his supporters attempt to make the story a non-issue, respond, but don't aggress on it, only react. Just give cool and collected lists of facts, even if those facts are silly, coincidental, or skewed. The only real important thing is to make sure you don't look like the attacker, and you avoid filling the "stereotype" of Trump supporters. Avoid being too abrasive or insulting.
>>68966522
Nah Soros is the champion of the final boss
>>68944125
And so, the mouse trap collapses.
We have become the new Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
>>68966899
checked
also double doubles
hmm
>>68961578
Holy fuck I never noticed that
>>68955683
This is categorically FALSE you should be ASHAMED for spreading this SMUT
>>68944444
Rato confirmed for gas chamber shower
>>68967227
feisty
Ted Cruz officially on suicide watch
>>68944444
grats
>>68956669
https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1726 richmond's not that far away from D.C....
>>68954837
This is a terrible movie and Nixon was set up.
>>68944069
For you.
>>68965580
>congratulations, guize, /pol/ is responsible for bringing attention of a widely distributed and highly visible tabloid magazine to its usual place in the news cycle whenever they have stories as these; dismissive mentions in mainstream media since there is nothing to support it and salacious skepticism on tabloid TV shows
>Cruz can't possibly recover from a days worth of having his strongly worded press conference given the usual coverage, placing him in the role in the cycle as on par with the front runner.
Wow, you guys are extra special.
>>68966277
>Just enough so that he continues to make an ass of himself on national television.
Sorry to inform the thread of 15 year olds, but Cruz is coming off on this issue just fine.
>muh sex scandal smears
Pathetic.
Give it a rest, alright? Mainstream media has also stopped reporting this story and so should you. MoveOn.org
>>68967855
The movie itself is breddy gud for the period, though the era's habit of besmirching most of our society's valued institutions on a small budget and in drab style was generally for shit.
Nixon did the time for his crime; that being an anti-communist back in the day when them fuckers were first trying to infiltrate American politics. He wasn't set up so much as he was sacrificed to the left's need to scapegoat their mistake in getting us involved in 'nam onto their political opponents.
>>68965118
I like this image
>>68967344
I want the real one where Amanda is the rat on bottom
Anyone got any sexy pics of Amanda. I feel dirty
In Britain there would be photographers outside Amanda's house and a couple of TV crews, to help stoke the fire and make her or a confidante crack
This is why US media employed so many scummy Brits in the 1980s, American journalists are pussies
>>68961427
I like his art but eh, not the gay rats...
>>68944177
>>68944244
Dubs Twice in a row?
What the fuck Anon
and then this fucking shit>>68944444
QUINTS?
OP got dubs 4 times in this thread
AND Quints
Fucking archiving this shit my niggas
>>68975666
>Oh hey triple. Nice
>>68944444
Wew lad
KEK has spoken
>>68975666
Nice trips too lad
>>68943989
does anyone else find it odd that while Trump is threatening to spill the beans on Cruz's wife--Cruz is too busy spilling his beaner seed all over prostitutes?
>>68947063
>entirely fueled on negative energy.
This isn't even true though because we all love each other.
I love you guys man.
>>68967227
http://www.angriesout.com/grown18.htm
>>68944444
>SSStylish!!!
THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY
OP is certainly kek's patron
>>68944125
good lord, that's worse than when Elizabeth Warren chimped out after Trump called her out for claiming she was an Injun
>>68949438
Kek is the lord of darkness
I like to think of Kek as more like Sithis
>>68954341
fuck, why did it have to originate at USC...
>>68960697
we didn't break Ben
we converted him
>>68945743
Kek is with us.
>>68968041
Got any more opinions you pillowfucker?
>>68947788
Nice try, selfie girl and Cruz were the only two with those tattoos.
Nice try Dan Gabriel.
>>68959443
Totes would copulate with if I was rattus.
>>68946741
>Quit reading at " a black father "
>>68944444
checked
>>68975926
All these guys the Republicans picked are up to shady shit.
Rubio
>gay expendable rent boi
Cruz
>hyperactive cubano manlet sex fiend
Kasich
>??? but my guess is that it's fucking sick, his eyes...
>>68947996
Do you have a source where they bought them from? Because I can buy them in a 6 pack right here:
http://www.amazon.com/Tattify-Winston-Churchill-Temporary-Tattoo/dp/B018J81I50/
>>68979699
Don't forget ¡Jeb!
Herr Drumpf hasnt been seen in 5 fukkin days. looks like this was the gaffe that did him in. His poll numbers sank like a fukkin rock. Goodbye, orange Trumpanzee motherfucker. and as for you limpdick faggots who supported that orange bastard, you can all begin seig hailing your new overlord, President Ratface. thats right, hes ginna trounce that cunt Shillary.
>>68958126
if someone walked up to you and said "help, i've cut my finger off, do you have a bandage?" youd say "yeah but why did you cut yourself? you shouldnt play with knives".
I hope to god you never reproduce
>>68979946
Jeb
>goblin fucking fetish, squeezes kittens to death while masturbating
>>68961172
I am sorry my son, but Kek does not favour you.
>>68958905
LOL what?
No get out of here you faggot.
>>68980001
>Sources including the genealogy organization FamilySearch, a genealogist at About.com, and the 2013 book America's Obsessives concluded that both his father and his aunt's surname were Trump;[16][17][18] while the 2001 book The Trumps: Three Generations of Builders and a Presidential Candidate wrote that the family name was changed from Drumpf to Trump during the Thirty Years' War of the 1600s.[19][20][21]
this meme got really stale really fast desu
>>68943989
Holy fuck, the guy had a massive autism attack on twitter!
>>68980327
...and no one gives a fuck.
>>68979946
...Err, why does Trump have an Israel pin, desu?
>>68957152
his id is Ne17+SSS
sorry about the jew ausbro
>>68980463
What are you talking about mate? Everyone is annoyed by your batshit rambling about "Drumpf"
Go back toreddit any time
>>68980327
>changed from Drumpf to Trump during the Thirty Years' War of the 1600s.
Is this a fucking joke? 400 years? And they try to make it relevant today?
That is the weakest shit ever.
Fuck that's so retarded i'd be sad, if I weren't mad because someone got paid with tax dollars to do all this dumb shit.
>>68980654
Or, alternatively, keep eating mah shit, brah! ur impotent faggot rage amuses meh! XD
>>68980662
Ad hominem attacks are frequently used when the opposing side lacks any ability to critically evaluate your arguments.
>>68980662
No, it's not a joke
Most don't even know, and it's being perpetuated by John Oliver that his grandpappy was named Drumpf, falsely, probably because that literal subhuman intellectually inferior troglodyte is assblasted that Trump made fun of Jew Stewart for changing his name from Leibowitz to Stewart becayse he knew he couldn't get anywhere with that name.
>>68980737
lmao whatever kiddo.
[spoiler]ur bait is shit btw[/spoiler]
>>68980837
hahaha, didnt u just try dat shit one post ago? try again tardfuk! XD lololololol
>>68980853
i love it. Trumpanzee orange-dick-suckets trying si hatd to remain relevant now that Herr Drumpf is going down in flames. All Hail President Ratface. #Ratface2016. Its ur destiny, fag. accept it.
El Rato's determined to stick this one out but I think the shit that will come out Monday will make the shit coming out TODAY look like fucking peanuts.
He will withdraw.
>>68981109
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, friend.
>tfw Donald has been quiet lately
>>68981346
ditto. lern 2 follow ur own advice, clownfag! XD
>>68981410
just lettin you know you're nothing but another irrelevant shitposter to me, kid
>>68981354
Probably just lying low while this affair shit sorts itself out. I imagine he's also taking the time to take a look at how the election is going and his next moves.
>>68949926
(You)
>>68968665
I like this text
>>68960936
just wait until he officially goes after hillary
glorious bloodbath it will be
PRAISE KEK
>>68981593
>Probably just lying low while this affair shit sorts itself out.
This.
This shit writes itself, no Trump input needed
>>68981593
thats odd... youre just another random shitposter to ME! what are the odds. well, except i dont have an orange dick crammed in any of my orifices... but still.
>>68981906
Could've fooled me m8
>>68944444
RIP Lyin' Ted
20 minutes until glory.
Chances of the media sitting on the Cruz story so they don't inadvertently help Trump by stopping his only opponent? Maybe their long game is better than I thought.
>>68965580
We already got everything there is to get about Carl the Cuck. His cover is blown.
>>68948405
>>68954288
She does look like someone who would give a helluva blowjob.
How can we push El Rato over the edge?
>>68961385
> cuck cuck cuck cuck
>shtupped
FUCKING LMAO
>>68983049
She doesn't have the lips for it
>>68988020
I'm sure she'd make up for it with ferocity and technique. Look at those eyes. She has that combination of ambition and crazy.
![DevilMayCry4_DX92008-07-1420-55-43-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VWDgnlx.jpg "DevilMayCry4 DX92008-07-1420-55-43-[1]")
>>68944444
>>68944444
Goodbye rato, you won't be missed
>mfw God-Emperor Trump deports him back to Cuba or Canada
Almost too good to be true. It's all laid out in front of you for the picking.
Is this real? Can what has been found be used legitimately?! Amazing!
>>68984637
Keep going after his wife.
Recent data reveals that Cruz has immense support in New York City
>>68961262
Ben broke himself by white knighting for a lying whore.
Classic blunders of history #3278
>>68944444
>SSS
>44444
>/thread
Pack it up lads
>>68994085
Really this.
We need to create the impression their marriage is a sham for political purposes. That alone suggests they are up to something nefarious. Now bring in Goldman Sachs and North American Union and it starts getting scary.
It cost Hillary in '08 and it can cost Cruz now.
>>68947122
>terrible B-movie actor
because he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9n5VibgNOQ
>>68947122
That's because he's Ted "Lyin Ted Cruz" Cruz
>>68996673
Oh it's clearly a sham marriage, the question is, how to we package that so that it's easily sold to his supporters?
>>68968041
cruz shills
are real?
Will calling himself a "Rat Fucker" be enough to make Cruz lose the shadow nomination?
>>68999179
>cruz shills
>are real?
No.
The poster you're replying to is a longtime avatar-fagging troll who used to post on /new/ and some of the shittier spin-off chans back in the day. He doesn't believe anything he says.
>>68944444
>that everything
>>68944749
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA died laughing at this
>>68965039
Is anyone posting these to his cuckbook? If not, you should. I deactivated mine a year ago. I may make a fake one just to do this XD
>>68965039
She's making it so fucking obvious. Her complete lack of discretion is astonishing.
>>68967344
>incomplete meme
Shop Amanda's face on the bottom rat if you're gonna use quotes.
>>68984637
He's over the edge. He's mentally breaking down.
Just need to go after his fake devotion and love for his wife. His infidelity is the rock that will sink him.
The Evangelicals and remaining Republican politicians won't endorse him and keep a huge distance.
He'll be ostracized.
Sent to lyin' Ted.
Wew, this thread is still active? Inb4 archive
