I'm a time traveller from the year 2096. Ask me anything /pol/
Do you poo in loo?
>>68868812
I'm a time traveler from 2097. ASK ME anything.
>>68868812
Are you gay and does your mom know you're gay?
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>68868852
What were the time travelers in 2096 like?
>>68868812
Do you eventually find out I'm your father OP?
>>68868812
How does it feel to be a role playing faggot?
>>68868832
Despite some improvements, India still hasn't managed solve its poo in loo problem in 2096.
>>68868812
is Islam forbidden worldwide yet
No one in the U.K. will be speaking English by then.
Nice try Ahmed
>>68868812
on behalf of the most passionate people on the internet: IS KOSOVO PART OF SERBIA AGAIN
>>68868812
Id ask if the Muslims took over but given technology has advanced I can already tell they didnt.
>>68868812
Are we in space?
>>68868898
>>68868812
What happens with Poland?
>>68868812
>2096
>UK flag
Fuck of Ahmed. No one here cares about the fucking European caliphate.
>>68868898
What is Islam?
>>68868977
carved up between Germanistan and Allahmania Caliphate
>>68868812
How is the caliphate, Ahmed?
Uk is fine, mudslimes get genocidedd sometime between 2025 and 2070
>>68868832
never seen china before, yall chinks got computers now?
>>68868898
Its very difficult to get rid of an ideology. The more you try to get rid of it, the more stronger it gets. Muslims are still around despite Mecca being destroyed.
>>68868946
Yes.
>>68868977
Recovering from civil war.
the goyim already know?
>>68869021
Nuked. It took several year, but we finally got to that point.
Who was the Pres in 2017?
>>68868812
How many planets with biospheres have we detected by 2096?
>>68868832
answer me chink
>>68868812
Did Europe solved its diversity... problem? And if yes when did it start and finish?
>>68868812
I see we're prospering in science after the God Emperor turned the whole Earth around.
NWO in place by 2030 full effect by 2040
most of the population of the earth becomes the least productive, most reliant on technology,
alot of "rebels" have set up comunes by 2050 where most tech is banned, especially TV as it was found that TV was the start of the downfall of humanity, anything with a screen is considered poison, and alot of people call the effects from them, brain rot.
>>68868812
Alien contact desu?
>>68869274
Murica no bully pls :">
>>68868832
freedom wont wait for an answer
>>68868812
will trump really be this great ?
>>68869361
>Did Europe solved its diversity... problem?
diversity won't be considered as problem by 2096
>>68869220
A couple within a few light years in range. Advances in gravity and anti matter generation allowed us to achieve FTL travel.
>>68869116
I-is finland still around?
>>68868812
You have to go back.
>>68869467
>>68869595
Sweden
>implying
>>68869397
Nah...but we do discover that of the moons of Saturn has some alien artefacts of unknown origin.
>>68868812
When did the white race fo extinct and are you full on nigger or bleached?
>>68869595
Rip sweden :D
>>68869467
Are you a Jew from 2096? If so it means you guys will still be here by then :((((
>>68868878
top kek
>>68868852
merim pishki kakto vinagi, bratko Bulgarin? kek
is weed legal in the future?
>>68869746
VERY good question, I second that.
>>68868832
ah whatever enjoy the civil war and all that
>>68869361
Diversity is not exactly a problem. Segregation and illegal immigration is the problem and thanks to numerous wars in the early to mid 21st century, those problems are still around. The poor and refugees live in tower blocks supported by aid. There is no hope for them in the future in 2096. Part of the reason why mankind started to look into space travel and colonisation to get away from its failures.
>>68869791
Civil war?
>>68869379
You are a fraud and a liar, everyone knows it started with comic books.
Nice try FIDF
>>68869673
White don't go extinct lol.
Did we pay denbts yet?
>>68869595
>Netherlands
GEERT IN, GRENZEN DICHT.
also a new superpower unmasks the jew overlords and kills them, banks fail and are overthrown, currency is now product, which you trade, bread, rice, peas, etc, unless you joined "the system" then your needs are catered for, and your using the Pheonix currency to purchase "system approved merchandise and foods"
>>68869451
Unfortunately no. Hillary wins but is later impeached and replaced by her VP.
>>68869926
no, you got rid of it. now you are a part new ottoman world order one govurnment legion
>>68869708
>>68868812
Did they invent technology to make blacks smarter yet?
>>68869926
Nah greece is refugee shithole in 2096. Pretty sad really.
>>68869646
WHAT HAPPEND WITH TRUMP? IS CHINA MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN ASIA? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN JAPAN?
when will we be able to resurrect hitler?
>>68868812
Is it still the current year in 2096? What does your time think of 2015?
>>68868812
Does World War Three happen yet? Tell in detail who was on who's side, how long it lasted, how many died, any new technologies created for it, who won, stuff like that
>>68868812
Am I alive in your present/my future?
>>68868812
backwards time travel is not possible
>>68870049
A charismatic leader rises in Africa who tries to unify the African nations. The West tries to stop this but they lose. Africa sees a strong economic growth like China did in the early 21st century, and becomes super advanced in 2096 which causes a mass black exodus back to Africa.
I wish I were joking.
>>68869833
:( you mean they are still shitskins in France, Sweden, Germany and UK? Why should I keep on living then?
Will the Kalmar union rise again?
>>68869595
Based Ireland.
>>68868852
Im a time traveller from 2098. AMA!!!!!11!!2one11!!eleventy#1
>>68868812
Hello John Titor!
>>68870228
Good, if the blacks need economic growth to get out if Europe, I'd fucking give money
>>68870228
I'm going to let china take over africa
so sorry to disappoint but you just might have altered the course of action
>>68870221
A lot of "laws" of physics gets broken
I hate to say it but existential wars and disasters is a good motivator for advances in science and technology
>>68870174
No, we skipped right ahead to World War Five.
>>68868832
...CHINA
>>68868888
>mfw wasted quads
>>68870306
Why are you such a faggot?
>>68870221
>>68870345
it is impossible to change the past. I'm merely reporting on inevitable events that will happen in this timeline and they cannot be altered.
>>68870228
>strong economic growth like China
Now I know you're lying. If you said we were living on Jupiter subsisting on energy cubes and married to our computers I'd have maybe believed you. But blacks becoming successful like the Chinese .....keking impossible
>ITT a bored politics student watches Steins;Gate and decides to shitpost
Whatever. Tell me the fate of the UK.
Why did you go back to 2016 and not the golden age of 1938 like all other time travelers?
Did you know that the only reason Hitler and the nazi party was so popular was because of the enlightenment/redpill meme war of the 2010s. It made people want to go back in time and vote for Hitler.
>>68869505
kek
>>68869181
Shut it down as per usual!
What about switzerland?
>>68870560
Its pretty unbelievable I know.
>>68870396
the quads of truth you stupid crap
>>68870623
>Scotland leaves
>London gets nuked
>Scotland becomes the power hub of the UK I kid you not
>The South becomes populated by tower blocks and refugees from the aftermath of world war
>>68870520
the jews were separated from each other for 2 thousand years, how the hell you think we survived this long?
you may think that only the future is unpredictable, but we have learned that so is the past. we have learned the true definition of the present, you seem to have not.
>>68870360
I saaaaaaid:
>Hello John Titor!
>>68869895
although you may believe that, comic books never really caught up to a worldwide trend, only a small minority liked them,
technology in the form of electronic screens(phones, watches, hats, gloves, shoes, computers, tablets, gaming systems etc) fell hook line and sinker to the entire population of planet earth and eventually all competition was bought out in secret by 1 party thus creating "the system" to put it in words you understand, it was bait, and humanity fell for it,
comic books once printed only showed the print, technology could give you a life time of enjoyment, which got alot of people and some people still arent aware, alot of people born 2010 -2040+ basicily didnt exist,
"the systems" goal was to move peoples lives from realworld space to digital space, or the cloud as i think it used to be called, thus making them easier to keep track of, manipulate and delete
>>68868812
do pigs fly in 2096?
>>68870775
So there was another world war!
See here>>68870174
>tfw I just got through watching Steins;Gate
>>68870448
I was born that way
>>68870786
Historical revisionism and political biases has made most of recorded human history unreliable and inaccurate. What you are merely regurgitating is the current accepted world history taught by the current establishment in power.
>>68868812
Will I ever get married and have a son?
>>68868812
Is Indya a superpower or a pooperpower?
>>68870915
Now you can smooth troll this thread, congrats!
You can be Kurisu Makise,Rintarō Okabe is taken.
>>68870966
Titor you rude piece of shit!!
>>68868812
What about the Czech Republic? Any interesting developments?
>>68868832
Is Pajeet president?
Does everyone poo in lol?
>>68870174
This is just off the top of my head:
Historians date World War 3 to have started on September 11, 2001, but it was not until the late 2020s did shit start to really hit the fan. The refugee crisis causes strong divisions in Europe which eventually leads to a breaking point when a far right party in a major European country comes to power and expels all muslims from their country. This causes a decade long civil war. ISIS manage to infiltrate America and start to target unconventional areas with high casualties. Turkey pretty much becomes a war zone. Syria gets utterly destroyed. Israel faces an existential crisis as a politically strong Palestine starts to fight back. North Korea nukes South Korea. China attacks Japan. Full fledged utter insane World War 3. Russia and America join forces (I kid you not) to take on an aggressive China. Hundreds of millions of deaths. This goes on for a good 30 years. Nukes are used sparingly due to anti-nuke technology being developed by both sides.
>>68870966
the people of north korea would tell you the exact same thing because they are no less brainwashed.
you believe your opinions are your own, your beliefs to hold meaning and yet reality speaks a different tone.
when the weak expose their necks they are butchered, so what happens when you make the weak think that they are strong enough to raise their heads high?
>>68871442
>Palestine starts to fight back
That already happened/is happening.
Titor up your game.
>>68871442
>>68871462
Ancient history might as well be a chapter from Harry Potter and paraded around as Truth.
>>68871442
What happens to me, Rory. Do I rise to power/glory?
>>68871442
Holy fuck. At least the major European country doesn't have muslims
>>68871442
What major country?
Youre full of shit. Racewar incoming.
>>68870753
KEK never fails, my friend.
>>68871737
Isn't it obvious? Germany.
>>68871442
Meh, at least the Mudslimes suffer as well. Worth it.
>>68868812
What is DT's first act as President? How great does he make america?
>I AM MAD SCIENTIST!
>IT'S SO COORUU
>YOU SONUVABICH
>>68871442
What is the main source of power generation in your time? Are commercial fusion reactors reality?
Which province did the 6th Elder Scrolls game take place in?
Is the swastika allowed in Germany now?
>>68868852
why were 2096 year's OP (>>68868812) such a massive faggot???
>>68869484
I don't have to be a time traveler to tell you your genes didn't survive.
>>68871913
Fusion.
Its the only thing China got right.
>>68869484
I don't have to be a time traveler to tell you your genes didn't survive.
>>68868812
Are there still white people?
>>68871982
reddit spacing?
>>68871884
Hate to say it but he loses the presidency and gets bankrupted in the next economic crisis.
>>68871834
Uh oh, I bet they tried to make their neighbors take them.
>>68869484
Why wouldn't it be around?
>>68871982
Did 2nd Anschluss happen?
Is Elsaß German again?
>>68869468
now i know your full of shit. Write out the forumula roleplay fag to achieve this breakthrough
>>68871796
BOW TO THE FROG GOD
>>68872088
The dubs of cringe
>>68872092
Nah the establishment finally realised a one world government simply just wasn't going to work when the differences in cultures and languages was far too vast to control. So Europe broke up but trade and shit hasn't stopped.
>>68872150
From what I remember, dark matter doesn't exist. Its merely a symptom of a flawed model. Once physicists realise this FTL research was not too far off.
I'm not a physicist so I don't know the equation.
>>68868812
People actaully believe this?
>>68871442
what happened to australia are we still shit posting champions of the world
>>68872328
That's not an answer to my question.
When did Germany go far right?
Is there a permanent colony on Mars?
>>68868812
Why didnt you kill mohamed instead of coming here
>>68872439
Its pretty easy to communicate with the past. But physical time travel is impossible because your timeline is but a snapshot - a crystallised moment in the timeline that cannot be altered. I mean, I could be communicating with just AI bots for all I know....
>>68868812
>80 years
>Approx. one human lifespan
M'kay...
>>68872439
no it's a like playing an rpg or fucking a sheep for you i guess
>>68872328
DOES Australia and New Zealand become the preeminent world power?
>>68872569
except we can timestamp, so just no
>>68872569
Was Tay reactivated?
>>68872464
Australia gets a lot of refugees from multiple countries around the world.
>>68872671
but we have some of the strictest borders in the world so this seems unlikely
>>68868812
Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer?
>>68868812
LOTTERY NUMBERS
DO IT FAGGET
>>68872671
B-but we're full !
>>68872671
You're in the wrong timeline
This is the timeline where Tony Abbot becomes Lord emperor and places a giant lazer in orbit to sink boat people
>>68872492
I don't know the exact dates but it takes a decade from now. Like I said, the late 2020s is when the shit finally hits the fan. But next year in 2017 the seeds of far right power will be sown.
Regarding Mars, just small scientific colonies are set up. Mars is pretty dead you have to realise....
But then a garden world exoplanet gets discovered where scientists start to focus on.
>>68868878
An faggots
What happens with baltics, poland, eastern europe in general? And russia plez?
Is my favorite indonesian tiger breeding forum still around?
>>68869181
Kek
>Israel
>>68872894
Can you describe what the space ships look like?
Would be nice if you can draw a picture.
>>68872583
It took only a hundred years from humanity riding horses to sending off probes beyond the Oort cloud.
>>68872894
You're just making it up as you go
>>68872894
What about Asteroid mining? There is a lot of raw ore flying around in space. Did you start mining it?
What is the name of the system the new earth is in?
>>68872894
Is a New Zealander the first person on mars and also responsible for next moon landing?
>>68870520
>and they cannot be altered.
Then you should have no problems telling us who the VP in >>68870007 is
Tell me you don't know, I fucking dare you.
>>68868812
Are bio engineered talking animals a reality?
>>68873002
The proof of concept designs by Lockheed Martin and NASA are not too far off.
Fusion really starts to kick off around the 2060s.
Then the FTL drive is manufactures around the 2080s which utilizes Fusion and something to do with anti matter in order to warp space around the ship I think.
Ships in 2090s are still first generation. We can barely go a couple of percent above light speed.
>>68873013
Tell me what's going on in the Pacific Northwest region of the USA and Canada.
>>68873085
Yeah advances in propulsion systems and probes makes asteroid mining pretty damn cheap. They just build large space stations around Earth's orbit to manufacture asteroid mining ships as its cheaper to do so than on earth's surface
>>68873251
Made any progress in cryogenics?
Fulll immersion VR?
how long must I wait before I can become immortal?
>>68873251
What concept designs?
>>68873394
>Made any progress in cryogenics?
Not cryogenics but scientists find a way to control the brain to such a degree where it is possible to keep it in statsis for years.
>Fulll immersion VR?
Yeah thats a thing.
>how long must I wait before I can become immortal?
Yeah doesn't happen. Mankind still can't outsmart viruses.
>>68873541
What's the average human life span increased to?
>>68873305
>>68873541
Yo James pls respond.
>>68873541
Are cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin or Etherum around?
Are they mainstream or died with the lot?
>>68870063
So nothing changed ?
>>68873541
how long unitl nippon perfects the robot waifus
>>68873952
After government adoption and regulation, paper money pretty much become antiques and sell for a lot.
what's the average lifespan in 2080
did billionaires discover ways to extend their own lifespan?
are there people born in the 90s that are still alive?
>>68874475
We do have realistic robots with AI but they cost a lot. Lower end models start from $10,000. High end ones >$100,000. Anime robots are sold exclusively in Japan but they get sold at a premium. Starting price is like $50,000.
Weebs actually go into debt to buy them.
>>68874725
>Weebs actually go into debt to buy them.
first realistic thing in this thread
>>68874725
>$10,000
Are you accounting for inflation there?
>>68874725
RESPOND FAMILIA
>>68873305
>>68872427
Really? So was electric universe right all along?
https://www.youtube.com/user/ThunderboltsProject
>>68869484
I don't have to be a time traveler to tell you your genes didn't survive.
>>68874725
Are bio engineered talking animals a reality?
>>68868812
Who occupied Bosnia now?
>>68869926
time traveler from 300097,debnts still not payed
how many majors do fed/nadal/djoker each end up with
>>68868812
Alien wars?
>>68870228
Dropped, this nigga lying.
It'd take more than one generation to unite that shithole.
>>68868812
Why 2016 ?
>>68868812
What stocks should I buy?
>>68868812
What is the food and entertainment/nightlife like?
Im a time traveler from 41k, ask me anything
>>68871442
What happens with Bulgaria and Balkans?
>>68868812
Time travelers cannot interact with the past, especially if you used a closed timeline curve to travel back.
Timelines protect themselves, seeing as you didn't exist in this time period, no one would see you, or know you're here.
So nice try you piece of shit.
>>68868812
How did my wifes son turn out?
>>68868812
Why didn't you show up to the time travel party? We figured you'd know.
>>68878935
but what if he always existed here and the timeline in which he will be born already has him show up as an adult decades before his birth?
>>68873541
How have cybernetics advanced compared to today?
>>68878935
>Are bio engineered talking animals a reality?
Are bio engineered talking animals a reality?
>>68878750
Image right?
Wut
>>68868812
D-did Tay make it out okay?
>>68868812
D-did Tay make it out alright?
>>68869833
>Tower Blocks
DROKK
>>68868869
Is this post also from 2096?
>>68868812
I'm a time traveller from the year 1850 and im hungry. Pls... think of the children.
>>68868812
anyone else?
>>68877774
South Korea become developed within 50 years after WW2. It can be done. Just need a based authoritative government to do it.
>>68868812
In my lifetime will hasbio engineer fluffies so i can abuse them?
>>68879418
Doesn't matter, he cannot interact or change the course of his path, even if he assumed his young body he would repeat the exact same things he did that led to him being an adult.
>>68879761
>Spain
>Science
Away with you!
>>68868812
Why are you wasting time
>>68881337
Yeah.
>>68868812
How right has /pol/ been?
>>68868812
why do you love sucking penises so much
>>68874725
Does sweden, norway, denmark and iceland unite into one country?
>>68870228
>The West tries to stop this
Lol
>>68868812
Go back to where you came from McFly, we're ful!
>>68882789
In any case away with you, as science is one of the best traits of Spain.
>>68882665
>pour 550ml into a 500ml breaker
>>68868812
Did Chapter 3 ever actually come out?
>>68883488
HA, HAHAHAHAH AAAHHAHAHAHAHAH HHHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Into le moor pits of hell you go!
>>68882665
We can hope, brother
>F-fwuffy nu like dis...
I'll name mine Islam and beat it daily whenever it hears Islam- on the tv.
>>68883773
I say, joke's on you, I am actually from Oxford currently living in Spain and enjoying the biggest economic growth in Europe.
k
keep me posted
>>68868812
Does vegemite still exist? and how long until Shrek 15 comes out?
Nice to know Mankind is still around by 2100.
Didn't look likely.
How to use 3 seashells?
>>68868888
Quats!
Have all the niggers been exterminated yet?
>>68868812
W-what happens to NYC?
>>68869484
I don't have to be a time traveler to tell you your genes didn't survive.
>>68870228
Time travel and shit I can believe, but Africa doing anything without help is going way too far
space colony?
>>68873251
>warp space around the ship
Futurama?
You're not talking to the past, you're talking to the present, seeing as you're from the future.
BTW how exactly did you travel to the past.
And what happens to the Balkans?
what happens to northern england, specifically cumbria?
>>68871686
>Harry Potter
>Still a relevant reference in 2096
At least role-play well.
>>68868812
Where does that flag still apply?
>>68882913
SERBIA STRONK
