Dear /pol/,
Australia is the birthplace of the highest quality posters on 4chan and this is especially true of /pol/. They always have insightful, interesting things to say on a wide variety of topics. We should all aim to emulate the quality of Australian posts.
Love, Canada
>>68862840
ty m8
>>68862840
thanks ya cunt
Fuarkin legend.
Fuck off, cunt
cheers cunt ill sink a vb in your honor
>>68862840
Cheers cunt
>>68863394
>drinking VB
why don't you drink XXXX like a real man?
>>68863455
this
only faggot southerners drink VB
>>68862840
we're fuckin' full don't even think about comin' here cunt
>>68863455
>not drinking boutique beer at an exclusive Melbourne beer garden
Kill yourself bogan.
>>68863506
I dated an Australian girl a few years ago and I came -this- close to moving. I don't think I'd move permanently otherwise. Spending 6 months in Perth or something would be heckin' sweet, m80.
>only aussies in this thread
>>68863455
>XXXX
>3.5%
You can take your bana-bending pisswater and pour it into an enema kit because that's literally the only thing it's good for
>>68862840
Thanks mate, what the Seppo's say about you cunt's can't be all true after all.
>>68863828
XXXX bitter is 5% you faggot
>>68863828
Mate I was drinking XXXX at an A-League game and was having a bloody swell time
This is actually a ruse to distract us and keep us out of other threads. Well played, Canada.
>>68863506
>tfw weedman forces me to become a boat person
>>68862840
Hey Canada you know that you're gonna need more than one containment thread to hold us back.
>>68864017
>paying to watch a bunch of second rate mixed bloods kick a ball around
No wonder you like XXXX you liberal progressive she-man.
>>68864132
well i've got news for you mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w
>>68864132
You would have to bring your own sheila, we find Canadian genitals a bit disgusting.
>>68862840
I actually love Strayans. /pol/ would have much less keks and lulz without that gloroius cunts. They are also masters of bantz
>>68864234
It's great when you're pissed on XXXX cunt
>>68864358
>Gets pissed on 3.5%
Kek
>>68864328
>we find Canadian genitals a bit disgusting.
That's a complete lie. I've never heard a chick say that she's not into Canadian guys. Nice try.
>>68864328
That's not what I heard
>>68864420
Previously I had 4 shots of black rum and 2 pints of Bavarian ale
oi cunt, ill dedicate the playing of working class man in me commodore for ya.
yous is a fucking fair dinkum legend mate
>all these aussies shitposting against each other
Well baited, Canada
>>68862840
Aussies aren't shitposters, they just recognize that this board is a joke and treat it as such. That's a great outlook to bring to life, and something strive for. I only wish more Canadians could also share this outlook.
>>68864457
No doubt you are one of those brown Canadians that force themselves on women.
Stay the fuck out of my country you degenerate moose fucking leaf!
>>68864497
Here's a little protip for your underage ass; if you can remember in detail what you had, you aren't drunk.
now GTFO.
>>68864497
>brags about drinking a whopping 6 drinks
You're a big guy
Holy fuck, not a single a American poster in this thread.
>>68862840
>Emulate
>EMU
TFW I'm actually a Canadian visiting Australia
>>68864689
Do you really think that you can tell a man who is capable of fucking a moose what to do?
>>68863506
Caarn mate, this leaf seems okay
Australia isn't even real. Anyone you know irl who claims to be Australian is actually a soviet spy
>>68864358
>two slabs in
>>68862840
This post reeks of shit.
>>68864705
That's before I went blank
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>>68863804
Perth is a shit hole, full of meth addicts and scummy aboriginals.
God this fucking cuntry sucks.
>>68862840
> A FUCKING LEAF
Please nuke us.
We hate ourselves.
Whenever I picture Canada I see a kid in full hockey gear hitting a puck against a wall, waiting, then sadly walking up to the wall picking up the puck walking back and hitting it again.
Queenlander here. Whilst QLD is indeed god's own country, XXXX is nothing more than bilious swill. The good beers are Coopers, Boags & James Squires.
Fuck yeah cunts best shitposters in the motha fuckin world
>>68863455
Foreign owned
>All these replies with less than 5 syllables
Fuckin oath cunt
>>68865561
>goes blank after some shots and a few beers
>>68862840
fuck off you poof cunt
>>68866225
fucking pooftas eh mate
>>68862840
You're still a disgusting gook m8o.
The only western asians that aren't pure filthheaps and chinkspawn and are sick as shit are Aussie asians.
Kuril islands are rightful Japanese clay
t. Pure Aryan Australian. 14/88
>>68866178
Had a few puffs on the crack pipe beforehand
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>>68866373
Those abo's sure are great aren't they guys!
>>68865561
Bet you woke up with the cum of 5 different blokes leaking out of your arse.
>>68866559
>Those abo's
You got anything harder than petrol ?
>>68866543
Which would make the alcohol seem like it's having less effect on you. Stop smoking gear, degenerate.
>>68866559
just goes to show, you dont need a long neck to be a goose.
stay off the glue you cunt
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>>68866682
Australian's are descended from the criminal underbelly of one of the worlds great degenerate empires.
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>>68866559
u stay out of this long links motherfucker
>>68866593
I donate it to my local sperm bank for cash. It's how I pay for more booze.
>>68867108
You are a top bloke after all. Good on ya!
>>68867073
MAKE ME! m8
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>>68867108
I'm so happy there is a Hemisphere between us.
>>68867312
yeah because you'd exposed as such soft cock faggots that you are
>>68867312
Stop posting and go get ready for the Bernie march.
>>68866874
>the worlds great empire
ftfy
>>68862840
Oath cunt, don't forget it cunts!
We're full though!
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>>68866682
>mfw I finally stayed up late enough to shitpost up an Aussie thread. You're all fine cunts, thanks for indulging a a sly Yank Poof!
>>68867674
We'll be here for some hours yet mate
>>68862840
>leave my gfs party so i can go home, drink xxxx and shitpost on /pol/ on a saturday night
fuckin living the life cunts
Dear Australia,
it's time for me to leave this country. It has been the most enjoyable two months and I even felt joyful to be alive. I don't think I will ever meet people as good and genuine. When I get home and see even more muslims and niggrs before I left, I will close my eyes and see the beautiful sea of the east coast.
A shitposter from Finland,
>>68867674
see you when you wake up cunt, ill still be here
>>68867674
I am paid by my government to post 17 hours out of each day. Still have 9 hours left on this shift.
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>>68867755
You're a fine people. I'm just glad you are all challenging the nations of this board to Up their banter levels, we were getting dangerously low on bantz.
>>68867788
Why not just stay?
>>68867788
Stay here illegally.
The brits and kiwis all do that.
>>68867788
later cunt
With all these Aussie flags in here I'm starting to get the feeling we have been lured into a trap. They created a containment post in /pol/ a containment board.
>Tfw you don't drink
>>68867905
too right, if we didnt let the kiwis stay their own economy would collapse
>>68867903
I must return to at least resume my visa and it's not easy to get citizenship
And I love my home country too despite it's just a shadow of what it was once
>>68868018
I am the bait, left to the lions.
I have accepted my fate
>>68868018
With our powers concentrated here we can devise a plan for a directed shit posting offensive to take down Canadians once and for all.
>>68867895
Enjoy your kip cunt, shitpost to you later
>>68868076
If you let me fuck you bareback in your boipucci I will let you stay here illegally.
>>68862840
Thanks Canada. You're alright.
>>68867905
I hate brits in Straya so much
Annoying, obnoxious, loud, terrible drinkers
>>68868081
Get your little circumcised dick out for us all to laugh out fucking yank poof
>>68868086
>Canada
I've been getting sick of their shit recently. Good call.
>>68862840
I would agree with this. Australian posters never cease to create informative threads.
Except when they make sheep jokes, then they're just being cunts.
>>68868152
Agree on this, cannot stand them, almost as bad as 'proud' Kiwis who wont fuck off home.
>>68868165
A smart American! Where abouts in Australia are you from?
>>68868194
have you seen those kiwis that put A FUCKING LEAF on their cars to show they're from NZ?
they're insufferable, I see them everywhere and I'm sick of it
>>68868174
It's just banter, mate.
PS my mate is getting deported back to NZ, kek, too many convictions.
We're finally turning back the tide.
>>68868174
Most of us are past sheep jokes these days mate, we still do it occasionally though because we know it gets under your skin
>>68864864
GET OUT.
>>68868293
Yeah I bought an XR6 last year and somehow despite seeing it twice, missed the fucking silver fern on the back window which I had to take off (with some difficulty)
Ugh.
>>68868333
When will they realize that they will not be settled here? Under no circumstances will they call Australia home.
>>68868293
this cunt I work with owns like 6 of these shirts, pretty much the only thing he wears
>>68868410
I should start a gofundme to put this on a billboard in NZ.
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>>68868454
kek, you guys in QLD too?
>>68868454
Ugh, fucking pig disgusting, have you tried reporting him to HR?
BIG
EMU
CLAWS
Rugby>American Football>Aussie Rules
Also
>spend lot of time learning about aboriginal history and Dreamtime in Australia
>visit all the mountains and natural miracles and respext the ancestor spirits
>get angry when people throw their trash in these places and don't respect them, clean up all the empy beer cans I see
>get to Cairns, the actual abbos just litter everywhere and don't give a fuck about their environment
I was so disappointed
>>68868476
Do it!
>>68868485
nah WA, next to QLD is pretty much the biggest kiwi nest in oz
>>68868485
Brisvegas, perilously close to Logan (little Auckland)
>>68868503
You had to surrender your foreskin at birth to get your gun rights.
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>>68862840
BY READING THIS SENTENCE, YOU ACCEPT AUSTRALIA AS THE #1 COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
>>68868638
Am a lawyer, can confirm this post is legally binding.
>>68868707
mint as cunt!
>>68868492
nah not yet, I did tear his warrior shorts up to use to plug drains and shitpipes though
>>68868707
Are you obligated under Australian law to take pictures with terrible contrast and lighting to reduce file size too?
>>68868352
>catch up nz
You have internet now.
You've come soon far and we're so proud to have dragged you all the way through.
>>68868293
In a way it's advertising how shit NZ is because they are all over here
>>68862840
Uniquely Australian vehicle.
>>68868707
one can only imagine what an aussie prosecutor would act/sound like while arguing his case.
>>68867895
That yank sounded like a straight up faggot
>>68868883
I wish New Zealand was nicer so they'd fuck right off
>>68868901
They're not called prosecutors here mate.
They're called cunts.
>>68868503
Gridiron is basically rugby but dumbed down, and since you have like 100 guys on each team they can all be true american fatties
>>68868856
As a lawyer, I can confirm that this is the case. I've also billed you $375 for considering your post and responding to it.
>>68868566
Why the fuck do people call it Brisvegas? It's just the shittest city in Aus (and yes I'm including Adelaide)
>>68868901
>Fuckin' oath, yer Onah! My cloyent is a fair dinkum bloke!! Ye can't gaol the cunt for hitting a dingo in his Holden.
>>68868598
>Sweet as Meme m8
I'm intact, wanna see?
>>68869024
loads of pokies.....but then again everywhere has loads of pokies now
>>68869024
Uhm no it's actually one of the best. You're probably an uncut with a long droopy foreskin.
>>68869111
Prove it with passport and timestamp, I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to view your penis objectively
You're either circumcised or not white, pick one.
>>68869154
Damn Foiled Again!
>>68869122
Which pokie is your favourite and why? Mine would be Spring Carnival or the Red Baron.
>>68869024
also Adelaide is a hole
https://youtu.be/8YwqFz14xY4
>>68869194
>>68869122
> Australians lose more money betting than citizens of any other country and slot machines are powering the problem
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/apr/11/pokies-and-the-australian-addiction-to-gambling
>>68869194
none desu....I used to work for a company that made hardware for the pokies....its a bloody rort I tell you what.
>>68863455
The only true beer is Fosters, refreshingly crisp lager.
>>68869286
Do you ever have a cheeky punt?
>>68869385
No I'd much rather spend my money on real addictions
>>68862840
they should be phased
Australia is the perfect place for testing nuclear weapons
>>68869430
I feel you, I stick to pingas usually but have done cocaine and speed recently as well.
>>68869553
fuck off ya cunt
>>68869329
Who the fuck wants to drink canned water?
>>68869589
haha yeah I used to get on the gear but nowadays it's just booze and bit of green.
much better value than pokies
>>68869628
>canned water
kek.
>>68869841
You ever visit massage parlours for a bit of the old rub n tug?
>>68862840
Nice to see some recognition from ya cunts.
>>68869194
More Chilli
Dat theme song
>>68870082
I have come to have an appreciation for your fine culture.
>>68869955
lol no....another thing I consider not worth paying for
Daily reminder that our farms and properties belongs to the CHINESE.
Feels good to be an Australia-born-Chinese
Id like to thank bob hawke for letting mummy and daddy in and i'd alao like to thank the people who did NOT vote for pauline hanson :)
>>68869194
Pelican Pete you fucking philistine
>>68866559
?I live in Tas
What is abo? We removed a lot of our native florae and fauna
>>68870231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZRih-mXJ1Y
How have I never played this before, I'm as degenerate a gambler as it gets.
>>68870399
I don't mind Pelican Pete, did alright on it in Vegas.
>>68870400
Including these majestic creatures
>>68870378
I wish you Chinks were content with merely ruining the lives of hundreds of millions of your own lower classes.
>>68870559
Shouldve told your mummy, daddy, aunts, uncles to vote for your saviour pauline hanson when they had the chance. Too bad you had bob hawke the yellow fever prime minister.
Now you have people like me. AUSTRALIAN PASSPORT
since when did bogans start using 4chan
>>68870690
must've started with uncle Kev giving out free laptops to all the school kiddies
>>68870690
Some have upgraded from dial-up
>>68870646
>bob hawke
That man is a national treasure, pic related
>>68870734
Still waiting for penny wong to run for pm so all the asians can vote for her.
ASIAN INVASION
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maple niggers jockeying for quality bantz. don't fall for it, mates.
>>68870782
Fucking champ
>>68870885
Really though, why did hawke let the gooks in. Did he have yellow fever or he just felt sorry or the gooks?
Getting a bit drunk, thinking of ubering it into the casino, thoughts?
im so lonely /pol/
no friends no gf no life nothing
G-d bless Australia, i love all you glorious shitposters
>>68871271
You in Bris/GC?
>>68870956
It was mostly Fraser before him, you gotta remember this was late 70's / early 80's and the fear of communism spreading through SE Asia was palpable.
So partly it was humanitarian, but also these were mostly anti-communist vietnamese, and the yanks had taken something in the order of 100,000 of them and we kinda had to do a bit too.
>>68871304
Not far off about a 3 hour drive NSW Coast
Whilst scrolling down the thread, to see if there was news
A tender hearted anon saw an Aussie with no (you)s
His flag was shunned and mocked, and rarely read by most
"Poor thing," Anon cried, "I'll give you a chance, and read your lonely post"
Give a (you), oh tender anon
It’ll be good for my health.
Give a (you), tender anon, or else I’ll kill myself.
Anon kept reading despite there being no logic or no facts
And he even overlooked the Aussie’s blatant spelling mistaks
The failed attempts at banter, he decided to forgive
Just peruse the post and reply one time, and the poor Aussie can live
Give a (you), oh tender anon
So much joy to me it’ll bring
Give a (you), oh tender anon, but first read the whole thing.
Anon had made it this far
"I’ll read it then," he sighed
"But if I hadn't given you a chance
by now you might have died"
He continued to the next line, to see what the Aussie may want
Instead of saying thanks, he called Anon a cunt
Give a (you), you fucking faggot
And then give me another
Give a (you), you fucking faggot, or else I’ll rape your mother.
"I read this far," cried the anon.
"You even made it rhyme
But it seems you have no fucking point; you’ve wasted both our time."
"Oh shut up, silly anon," said the Aussie with a boast.
"You knew damn well my reputation before you read this post.”
>>68871371
The big banana is shit
>>68871389
thank fuck i live 30 mins out of that shithole
>>68871371
We should hang out, and potentially have sex. Maybe being gay/bi is for you.
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>>68871449
b-but i like female bewbs
its not really sex im after its company birbro
>>68868165
>Empire Canadienne
>ienne
low effort
>>68871353
Can you word it in a way an aust born Chinese understands? We dont care about politics ( sorry we inherited that trait from our parents while under communist rule)
>>68871501
Well come to the GC and we can drink and hang out.
>>68871582
>mfw only bi/gay guys used to hit on me
Seriously considering it
Im a virgin
Seriously wtf is up with that gaybi bro can you explain why you guys are literally attracted to me but females are not?
>>68868979
*** without prejudice ***
ah yes, please send the invoice to po box 123, Cunt Parade, Cuntingvale 2061 and I'll have accounts take care of it for you.
This response is legally priviledged and highly cuntfidential
Thanks, Rod
Regards,
Steve
>>68871661
Just tell him "fuck off poof" if they approach you. I fucking hate homosexuals so much, theyre not even normal people.
>>68864357
this, truly strayans are the heart of /pol/
>>68871523
ummmm....well Malcolm Fraser was the PM just before Hawke, and he was in the Liberal party, but he was kinda left-wing. Plus we had signed up to the UN convention on refugees and the yanks probably asked us to take a few for the team I guess
I'm not a real historian btw
>>68871735
Pfft i am far from normal but not in that way.
Why are women such bitches?
Cant even get a online date
why do aussie women sound so hot?
also why is there no aussie porn aside from GirlsOutWest?
This was from a Australia's shit internet speed thread a while back
>>68871661
As a biguy (mostly been with women) I can't really answer that, but I can say that once you learn to find happiness and sex where you can, you will be much happier in life generally.
Even if you set strict limits (suck, hand only, no recip etc) like I did when I started. You learn your own limits.
>>68871797
>Why are women such bitches
wrong attitude, casanova. online dating works but in my experience you have to send heaps of messages. also make sure your profile makes you seem like a NORP who laughs and smiles a lot
>>68871839
gangers in maccas . com . a u
>>68871906
Hopefully Malcolm will be turfed out and Labor can build the NBN.
>>68871786
Ty men
>>68871797
>tfw Australia is now gay friendly so we can't lynch gays anymore.
I used to look up to Thorpey, but he's actually gay so im kind of disgusted with myself
http://youtu.be/BAAy8rVyroM
I should've seen the signs. It's all in the video
>>68871914
As i said its not even about sex but i wunna feel a real vagoo tho
>>68871925
Eww i gotta pretend to be normal?
>>68871972
Faggots gonna fag.
Actual gays and bi's that arnt bluepilled fuckheads are ok.
>>68872019
>pretend to be normal
the way you do it is set up a fake account as a chick and then go browse guys profiles to steal all their good lines and ideas
just copy off the smart kids....hard work is for chumps
>>68872019
Why not just go to a hooker if you want it that bad?
>>68872099
thx anon.
Is tindr useless which mobile applications or sites you recommend?
>>68866490
>Kuril islands are rightful Japanese clay
Sakhalin is rightful Japanese clay as well.
>>68872122
they dont do anything for me.
Their not average enough.
>>68871972
Mate, I bet if I sucked your dick you'd be cumming in my mouth before you know it.
I BET you can't not cum if I suck you off.
See how 'straight' you feel then.
>>68871951
i am concerned.
>>68872148
>tindr
my phone is too old for that haha
just use pof.com
>>68872148
I don't know how big Badoo is in Aus but I've had reasonable luck with it.
>>68872202
fuckin LOL
he's a feisty one
>>68872190
How do you know? most are average as fuck (fake pics) especially the asian birds.
>>68872202
to abstract, u wld be basically mouth fapping his peen. dont b ghey bro.
>>68872202
Fuck you faggot. Ill cut you up with my butcher knife. Dont go anywhere near my dick
>>68871972
On second thoughts, Thorpey looks fucking fabulous in that video
>>68872229
it and tindr had tonnes of fakes no replies for me at least.
>>68872297
>Asians
Nope whites only for me
>>68872301
Nope, it would be a guy sucking him off.
>>68872297
I haven't ever really had fakes, but I've had a fair few lie about age.
>>68872341
Mmm, I think you doth protest too much, pham.
Show me your little uncut willy, let me have a go :)
>>68872367
Our asian market is fucking shocking for women, almost every single one is a generic chinese 40+ heifer, all advertise as 20yo japanese/korean ofc.
>>68872345
>he doesnt want a rich Chinese girlfriend who'll buy him his very own
BMW M4
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>>68872345
My best advice is to talk to girls who have snapchat.
You got a 99% chance they're real then.
>>68872445
she has to be moderately thick tho i hate skinny women
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>>68872473
how i dont have any friends
>>68872437
I don't get the fucking point, just be yourself.
I'm like 6/10, but confidence and what you say makes up the 4/10 that's lacking.
>>68872364
yea and whyte wimin cum from fiki fiki kebab rape, ur point is? XD
>>68872520
Get talking to a girl, then when things are going swimmingly, just be like "hey can I snap you, this message system sucks". Judge them on their response. The real ones will be all too happy to.
>>68872341
Make sure you also bring your katana, sire.
*tips*
>>68872522
>but confidence
This. Exactly this.
>>68872520
m8 you're being real picky for a virgin loner with zero response rate, aye.
>>68862840
Even when the OP is trolling a shower of shitpost incoming.
>>68872573
b-but ive never gotten to that stage.
im 25 is that too old to be snapchatting?
Im not a basement dweller but close to it.
>>68872613
i just dont like spooky skellingtons rest is good m8
>>68862840
oh god.....
>"and the houses of my scorned children will unite, and bring forth the destruction of my beloved, my chosen."
were doomed.
NOTHING CAN STOP THIS
WHY DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68872664
Thanks for your input, literal gypsy
Serious point - today a guy held a door for me, I was reading something and deeply focused so I went to say thanks, then I said thank you instead but it came out as thanks you.
Now I'm worried he thinks I'm a mong
This is a senior colleague btw.
What should I do? keep saying it to pretend its 'my thing' or correct it?
They're either a bunch of sad bogans living in irrelevant towns or hipster leftists living in degenerate cities
>>68872664
OP tried to troll and it turned into Aussie discussion. I consider this a decent Aus thread desu.
>>68872684
I know people in their 30s-40s who snapchat.
25 is perfectly young, I'm 21 and I snap all the time. Stay active on it, post interesting story photos, reply to people promptly, be flirty, be natural, have fun with it.
>>68866559
Abosolutely disgusting.jpg
>>68872684
Take it from me, mate, when it comes to women and life generally: aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed.
>>68872810
ive aimed low for years.
25 old virgin
>>68866559
2% of the population, yep there much better than niggers
>>68872778
hahah rekt!
thanks you'se we ebonics now
>>68872853
>>68872810
Trick isn't to aim low, trick is to aim for what you want and be a confident motherfucker who knows what they're after.
Case in point, I cucked a guy in January.
>had been with girl 2 years
>i meet girl
>start out as friends
>within a week I had her number
>within 2 I had been around her house.
>within a month I had fucked her and he was totally unaware.
>she's now split with him and I have her
It's not that hard to be honest.
>>68872520
>thick
Did american political correctness get to you?
>>68873020
He likes him some whale for breakfast.
Should just move to Japan, plenty of whale there.
>>68873067
You're a bong with a long foreskin (over the end of the knob) your opinion is irrelevant.
>>68872978
im a massive carfag gamer movie music nerd so interests are pretty broad.
its not that hard if your a normie ive literally never even had a gf just 'friends' but that was years ago
thanks for the advice on pof now need a new profile pic
>>68873020
nope i just dont like women who look like boys ausnon
in a thread with only aussies, whom do they bant with?
>>68873088
>my opinion is irrelevant
>made plenty of good posts which have been acknowledged.
I love you dude, you're my favourite colony.
>>68873088
>>68873067
kek
bantz
>>68873155
Thanks for your question, leaf, basically we cannibalize and find the weakest Aussie to pick on and bant with,.
>>68873109
Just dont use the term thick to describe women. Youre not in PC murica
>>68873182
>mx5
top manlet
>>68872884
>>68872978
wonder if she'll suck my smegma ridden cock in 24 months if I put my big pants on.
U know thats when the chemicals die in the female brain and they want new cock.
legit.
xD
>>68873158
I have 53% more (You)'s than you, bong, go and peel your foreskin back.
Also we haven't been a colony for a few decades since we cucked Elizabeth and took all her powers away.
