ITT: post typical American food
I'll start
>>68849270
You know nothing.
>>68849270
Please mate, the front can had language printed on it other than English.
You want some real, Vegemite free, freedom food?
Pic related.
>>68849377
shit my friend got pulled over for eating a quesolupa today
>>68849270
> typical american food
> pilipino tinned bananas
> literally crap no american has ever seen
> australian shitposting skills are truely legendary.
>>68849270
>>68849270
>>68849422
>that entire webm
>>68849270
WTF is that I've never seen it in my life
>>68849422
I need a fresh pair of pants
>>68849450
How fat are you?
>>68849756
>>68849756
>>68849850
You are just asking to get e coli or someshit.
>>68849756
>>68849850
IT'S RAW
>>68849450
You know, when I first saw the boondocks episode on this, I thought they were making a joke and that no one would even try a hamburger between two donuts
Now I'm not sure what to believe, but I'm starving.
>>68849422
>0:25 mark
>mfw
>>68849850
>madcow.webm
>>68849756
>>68849850
>>68849850
Breakfast in America
>>68849270
>>68849270
>>68850087
>>68849422
my face when
>>68849756
holy fuck this is horrifying
>>68849850
and the way he touches this is really gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=146GSBzn5HA
>>68849422
>Well-done, burned meat
>carcinogenic, chared surface
>slices of bread between hamburger buns = "sandwich"
>merrica's finest high fructose corn syrup drizzed over everything
>still eating pork, the animal that feasts on and lives in its own shit
>random slices of pepper to delude claps into thinking this is a healthy meal
lol. the idea that you posted this thinking "this will show OP" is sad. it was funny for a second, then I realized there are millions of you walking around and it just became depressing.
>>68849850
>thinking this looks bad
fucking pussies
>b-but muh diseases!
don't be weak
enjoy your hockey pucks
>>68849850
>>68849756
The whole no gloves thing is triggering me hard as fuck.
>>68849422
that meat looks horrible
>>68850308
ok ahmed
>>68850409
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68850308
That's a lot of criticism from a country that can't even afford to feed itself
>>68850427
leaf eater get out.
![Tatar-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mKswoth.jpg "Tatar-1[1].jpg")
>>68850191
yeah, chicken with the bone uncooked is sooo scary. right, germany? better eat some raw egg and raw ground beef to recover from the disgust. >>68850313
>>68849825
I weigh about 220 lbs. Could stand to lose a few, but then I wouldn't be able to enjoy deliciousness like pic related.
>>68849930
Tis of the Gods. I always recommend trying it with pulled pork instead of burger, so much more satisfying.
>>68850067
Serious question: Is that how yanks cook their bacon? Over here you don't crisp it till it is pork crackling. I keep seeing pictures of bacon cooked like this and don't understand it.
>>68849270
>>68850488
It's pretty good crispy, you should try it
>>68850488
America isn't one person, but my mom used to make it like that.
>>68850313
>if you don't like eating garbage food prepared with 0 culinary, sanitary and nutritional knowledge, you're a pussy!
lol, what a weakling projection. enjoy dying of cancer and worms. that is, if the obesity doesn't kill you first
>>68850488
They fill the pan with oil.
>>68850573
It's really not, it's retarded.
>>68850488
>>68850661
American bacon is completely different from aussie bacon. We call that shit ham.
>>68850469
good joke, but actually millions of US americans live below the international poverty line and literally starve to death. not the case in canada. you should feel lucky you were able to afford your cheeseburger for the day :-)
>>68850488
Floppy Bacon is where it's at!
>>68850619
>A FUCKING LEAF
No wonder
Sorry, let me get out my cookbook and measuring cup to cook my burger. While I'm at it, why don't I buy a pink apron and build a cuck shed? Blue rare is good as well
Anyway, how's horse? Honest question.
>>68850308
>still eating pork
Goat fucker detected.
>>68850488
Just savages.
Chewy, thick cut master race reporting.
>>68849422
i love how this webm triggers non-americans
then again I also feel bad that they've never eaten decent BBQ in their life
>>68850744
YOU FUCKING DIE! IF YOU EAT FLOPPY BACON GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU GOD DAMN COMMUNIST!!
>>68850313
Jack get off pol you need to be prepping your wife's bull.
>>68849270
>banana in syrup
I barfed
>elect a substitute teacher
>inflation drives through the roof
>get flooded with muslims
>"but at least we have le weed amirite? those fat ameritubs don't know real food when they see it!"
>>68850067
the gun is for the day's school shooting spree/suicide, right? do you have a schedule that tells you it's finally your turn?
>>68850802
that's how I cook mine!
>>68850476
>Could stand to lose a few
>a few
>>68849270
I've literally never seen that. No doubt it came from the ethnic foods else though.
Hispanics love banans mutilated in all kinds of ways.
>>68850313
the guy who made that video has gotten salmonella a couple times
you should never eat red beef or chicken that raw
i'm all for a medium rare steak but come on m8
>>68850476
anon how tall are you
if you're under 6'6 you have no reason to weigh so goddamn much. lose weight, you piece of shit. self control will improve your life as a whole.
>>68850744
NUKED
WHEN
>>68849422
I came
>>68851064
>>68850853
>never had a decent bbq in their life
Mate, mateee Mateeeeeee. Australian BBQs are better than your shitty Americuck BBQs
>>68850780
what's the joke? you are supposed to cook with measuring cups and spoons... how do you measure your ingredients? and you are supposed to wear an apron. you make it out to be something shocking yet that's how actual cooks make food
>tfw I always see these threads when I'm about to go to bed
>>68850619
Actually the less cooked it is the less carcinogenic. Char = cancer desu famalam
>>68851200
Nope. Not even close.
>>68851200
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>68851226
Well fuck man, you've got me good. You won an internet argument over cooking a burger, making zero impact on either life
>>68850476
Do they only sell those in Auschwitz?
>>68851050
5'11. Used to weigh a lot more dude. 330 was the most I ever weighed. All I changed was moving out of my parents house when I was 18 and lost 100 lbs over the course of a year or two. Really, just drinking tea and cutting back on soda has helped me lose 20 lbs just recently, so no worries. Probably cutting back on DUDE WEED would discourage eating as much as well.
Still love some good grub though man.
Not to be one note, but here's another good one.
It's a cake that is also a pizza.
>>68851238
>there's a zaxby's up the street
>the line is always around the building at all hours of the day until closing
I JUST WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND ZAX SAUCE DAMNIT
>>68851238
Don't go to bed at 2, 1, 12, or 11 then
>>68849422
GIVE IT TO ME SENPAI
>>68851325
>>68851390
nice damage control retards
>>>autism
>>68849270
That's not American. Nice try though.
Still, I'd probably eat that over sprinkle toast/fairy bread.
>>68850021
What the fuck?
Why do fat people always come up with the most disgusting shit?
>>68851423
Just drinking water and no soda hasn't done shit for me, how long have you been without either?
>>68849422
Is this a you fap you lose thread?
I lost
>>68851200
Come to Texas, Kansas, Memphis, or South Carolina, then faggot
>>68849270
Pretty sure that's a Filipino or Southeast Asian product
>>68849422
Damn
>>68849450
Dirty
>>68850021
Hawaiian food?
>>68850067
This
>>68851499
There's an episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay and he went to the heart of American BBQ (he lost of course) but what I saw there, there is NO WAY anybody in the WORLD is beating that. Hell no.
>>68850308
That is not burned! It is a crust of spices. Been there, ate it, was absolutely impressed.
Also, what the fugggg? Fuggin muslim get out of fucking pol. Stop believing the muslim propaganda...
>>68851499
>the sky is green!
>>no it's blue
>nice damage control, retard!
Ahmed, step down. Your country doesn't even have a single nationally recognized dish.
>>68850853
You might not know this but american beef is low quality compared to most other places. We make up for it with technique/sauces, but its still shite ingredients we use. Make that same BBQ with Brazilian/Argentinian/Spanish cow and its 10x better.
>mods delete my burger thread
>allow aussie to shitpost
>>68851200
No Australia having an abo drunkenly make BBQ is not God tier food.
>>68849270
>>68851408
Nah, it just takes an entire pizza oven and constant rotation to cook evenly.
Gotta make sure to shave off all the hair before you toss them in though, that stuff burning smells horrible .
>>68850963
It's for defending yourself against the criminals who would do a shooting. But you leafcucks wouldn't understand anything about being in control of your own life.
>>68849270
I don'the think I would refer to this as typical.
>>68851628
There are good places to get good meats in the US. It's not cheap, but you can. Stop getting your meats and dairy from Walmart, retard.
>>68850473
Raw ground Beef is awesome... You didn't try it. It seems disgusting, you're right... But it isn't. I don't understand why people eat raw egg though.
>>68851664
>be belgian
>get bombed
>>68850308
>still eating pork, the animal that feasts on and lives in its own shit
You need to go.
>>68849270
I have never seen bananas in a can in my life.
>>68849756
>>68849850
I fucking knew Jack would end up in this thread
sup /ck/
>>68850308
>Muslims
>Ontario-based Fagnadians
>>68850308
>Well-done, burned meat
Do you even know what smoking meat is? It's not like they threw that shit on a fire retard.
>carcinogenic, chared surface
It's charred, also, that's the same as the previous point. Again, do you know what smoked meat is? It's not "chared", that's literally the smoke.
>slices of bread between hamburger buns = "sandwich"
When does he put slices of bread between hamburger buns?
>merrica's finest high fructose corn syrup drizzled over everything
What?
>still eating pork, the animal that feasts on and lives in it's own shit
Ah, leaves. Prepping that Islamic bull for your wife are we?
>random slices of pepper to delude claps into thinking this is a healthy meal
I never thought it was. It's called garnish, and actually, peppers are nice to eat.
>>68851747
>being a literal muslim
>>68850087
fuck off you fucking fucker? thats not right
>>68850308
>eating pork
wtf is wrong with you, a pig is above a muslim in most places in America, sorry cucknadian.
>>68849756
>>68849850
Please tell me this from Cooking with Jack. He is the only one who should do this fuckin shit.
the food of my people
>>68851581
No. That is not Hawaiian food.
>>68849270
>>68850693
So this is ham in America?
>>68850308
Shut up, hat!
>>68851948
It is from Jack, look at the ring
>>68851729
Unless you're lucky enough to have a decent farmers market around its going to be crap, and even if you got a hook up its barely gonna be average quality. Quality of food here sucks.
>>68851526
Not drinking soda doesn't mean you can still eat like a pig. I've lost ~ten pounds (I've been working out, so I probably have lost more fat than that due to some muscle growth) by cutting out powerade and not eating like a complete cuck.
>>68851729
even if it's from your faggy hipster "butcher shop", it's still comes from the same cows, raised on the same senpaitachi, fed the same industrial slop made from old dead cows. how can you be this retarded?
Philly Cheesesteak
>>68852090
the best.
>>68852051
>living in a shit city
>not knowing local produce, dairy, and livestock farmers on a first name basis
lmaoing @ ur health, kid
>>68852086
>hipster butcher shop
>butcher shop
Try again, leafcuck. Not even butcher shops have good cuts.
>>68851644
>Tommys
>>68852021
This is ham. Get on our level.
>>68851680
funny, you never hear about heroic merricans protecting themselves/others with their guns. you only hear of tyrone killing a working class family for their SUV, or autismal merriclap retard children shooting up their classmates. delusional.
>>68849270
>>68850067
>hurr I'm so manly
>look at my bacon xD
>bacon is love xD
>look at my gun brah
>bacon is a good group!
>bacon!!!111!!1#1
>coffee full of cream and sugar
You have to go back
>>68852217
>About to make a joke about India
>See filename
Hmm.
>>68851581
The dirtiest
>>68851526
I dunno, a week on just water? I was sick at the time and wasn't really feeling anything carbonated. Probably doesn't help that I also have access to grenadine. Like I said, I know the steps that need to be taken. Try naturally sweetened tea (honey, agave, stevia), that has to be better than soda, and is also naturally caffeinated and has anti-oxidants.
Right now, I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet, eating greens, apples, but most importantly, RAISIN BRAN. HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
I EAT TWO BOWLS AND TAKE GLORIOUS, TOILET WRECKING SHITS.
Like the kind you're proud of as well as afraid that they aren't going to flush.
>>68850409
Did he die?
>>68850693
You're an idiot.
>>68852280
Here you go, chink.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/03/us/mohammed-drawing-contest-shooting/
>>68852181
who cares. you're not raising cows in your back yard. you're eating the same cows that are sold in clapcuckmart. but pay the premium so you can feel like a special snowflake :-)
>>68852240
>Citrus with meat
Your level is below the floor
>>68852303
I remember when the big mac had a cardboard ring around it. Cause the fucker was so thick with ingredients that it would tip over without assistance.
I long for those days.
>>68849270
Been in america 32 years, have never seen that
>>68852021
HONEYBAKED KANGANIGGER.
reminder
>>68849422
ayy ca-rumba
>>68852394
No I'm not. The Walmart shitmeat (that you eat too btw, Canadian beef is just as bad if not worse than low-class beef here) comes from cows stuffed in cages miles away rolling in their own shit unable to move. The only beef and chicken I buy are from grassfed, open range livestock farms that properly raise cattle. I actually get to meet them sometimes months before I eat a portion of their thigh.
>>68852392
>the one story pol spent a month jerking off over
>meanwhile, hundreds have been killed in shootings since
keep clinging to that one if it keeps you from offing yourself with your "colt glock 45 caliber"
>>68851644
>>68852217
I ate there once because I was curious how a Tommyburger tasted
that was enough for a lifetime.
it wasn't bad, I just do not picture myself ever eating there again.
>tfw accidently bought artificial orange juice
Yes, this is something you can do in America. No wonder it was $1.49
>>68851952
I love crustaceans but I hate seeing the poor things' faces. Have some fucking decency and chop that shit off before you put it on the plate.
If you're going to post an American burger, at least go with the best.
< Shake Shack
>>68849270
i thought those were sausages for ages
>>68849850
>>68852447
damn shes cute id fuck her real hard
>>68850744
>Floppy Bacon is where it's at!
bernie voter detected
>>68850488
Everyone I know cooks it like that and it ruins the bacon. Fucking bullshit man. And then people rant about how much they love bacon, right after they burn it into inedible pebbles.
>>68849586
>RICH WEST COUNTRY sauce
>>68852543
Do this, Ahmed.
Go to Google News and search "home invasion self defense"
Spend a few hours reading.
Then proceed to kill yourself for being a dumb reddit nigger.
>>68849422
"Cruelty free!"
>>68850308
>still eating pork, the animal that feasts on and lives in its own shit
Literally all animals do this you retarded kebab.
>>68852021
No, it's bacon.
>>68852601
Start the Van
>>68852601
Dude she's IQ 70 and stuffing her face with pizza, you need to get out of my country.
>>68852672
>>68852411
You don't actually eat that. and here in America, you can just get the ham with honey glaze on it's own. Like i said, our level, get on it.
>>68852330
>Fully cooked
>>68852656
she is just a pre teen eating a gimmick stupid huge pizza she is not a spazz
>>68852280
Are non-Americans always this willing to eat up things through the mainstream media's lens? Wow, the massive entities pushing for gun control don't blare the many stories such as pic related - that must mean they don't happen! Dumb gook.
>>68852598
You think that's moist?
>>68852571
That burger looks great, but how does that make it the best burger in America? Basic af tbqhfam
>trump wants to ban this
>>68852563
>>68852785
explain please
>>68852638
and you'll spend some time doing some research of all the times guns were used in victimizing innocents instead of defense?
of course you won't. your inbred, double digit IQ mind is too stubborn. the lard has long since cut off the oxygen to your brain. you have no argument other than "please search google for anecdotal evidence that I'm sure exists".
>>68852731
https://youtu.be/gP74xUyYaoo?t=1m48s
>>68852785
>>68852656
don't worry mate it was just a bit of banter
>>68852280
Happens all the time. That shit never makes the news for long though because the kike media doesn't want people to see it.
Get off your moral high horse you faggot leaf. Gun control only disarms law abiding citizens.
>>68852840
shut up, hat!
>>68852849
>mfw I remember Retsupurae shitting on this fat NEET years and years ago
>>68852860
Based Aussie's use constant shitposts in an effort to increase our american bantz levels to new heights
>>68849270
Typical Australian food.
>>68852563
i mean it depends on how the lobster is served but most people can accept that what they're eating was alive at some point and cutting off its head will just mess with the meal for a number of serving methods
>>68852563
i dumped 10 crawdads into my crockpot here it felt spooky breaking open their rips and ripping off the head to eat them
>>68852792
Shake Shack uses a special blend of beef. Pretty expensive, top quality stuff.
>>68852507
I've seen plenty of Aussies with balls around here. Canadians are the new kingpins of cuckposting.
>>68852986
>not posting fairy bread
You had one job.
>>68852840
Just give up your pork munching muslim.
You're literally defending your lack of rights to own a weapon to defend yourself. Pathetic.
>>68850535
Goldfish Mac and Cheese is SO disgusting
got it on sale once for 30¢ a box, threw most of it away.
>>68850087
gordon m8
>>68851628
>Brazilian/Argentinian/Spanish cow
omg
get out you filthy shitskin
stop coming here and LARPing white man
>>68852978
What a puss cake
Speaking of which, COOKIE PUSS
NIGGERS
>>68852849
Jesus H. Christ I got hungry reading this thread but this took it away. How can someone get that fat and disgusting?
The way he huffs and puffs when opening a fucking can makes me want to kill myself.
>>68850744
>CGI blood
>>68853136
That looks like a depressing snack.
>>68849450
Was it you that jizzed on that burger?
>>68853140
and you're still wrong, posting desperately because it's hard to face the fact that you're a retarded faggot. you tried, but you failed.
>>68851952
I miss eating lobster au gratin.
>>68852090
Thursday was national cheese steak day. Went out of my way to find a shop in Jersey that does decent steaks and is was the first time I got one with marinated shaved steak. Redefined my whole view on the sandwich.
2nd best one I had was 4 years ago from a stand outside of the philly zoo. Either I was really hungry or there was coke in the whiz. Maybe both.
>>68851888
Those aren't peppers, they're pickled Okra
which is fucking delicious.
>>68850476
After my last soccer game of the season my parents took me to a pizza place and bought this meme pizza for the entire team. thanks for reminding me of this anon it took 12 13 year olds and our parents to kill that pizza
>>68849270
Where the fuck do people can bananas?
>>68850488
Some people like it that way. Personally, I prefer mine thick and chewier. I'd probably eat it raw if it weren't for the bacteria risk.
thank you for making this thread again australia
>>68851455
fuck off bribong
>>68850488
America is a country of over 300m people all of which have preferred cuts and cooks of bacon that they prefer.
My dad burns it to shit but I cook mine to where the edges are crispy and the middle is chewy.
>>68853270
No, generally you can only get that at Cinnabon.
As much as a cuck as CK is, he did get that right, eating a Cinnabon is a horrible experience and you might as well be drizzling hot cum over a warm cinnamon roll.
>>68853361
they make canned versions of fucking everything.
I can only imagine buying them if you are a happening prepper or a forgetful faggot who always has bananas rot before they eat them
>>68852986
>Russian letters on the side
>>68852827
He doesn't know how to cook, or pretends that he doesn't.
>>68850021
>>68851581
Reminds me of Iowan food, although I haven't seen anything quite that bizarre
>>68853560
>Tiger beefs
>Deli Sweepin's
>Vinegar Husbands
I forget all the best ones but this belongs here.
Carne Asada Fries
>>68852738
I'm pretty sure she's like 10
>>68850661
>cooking bacon in oil
What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you?
More traditional Australian food.
>>68852849
This guy is so fat his speech is slurred and it sounds like someone has their arm around his throat.
>>68853238
I hear they normally eat it instead of birthday cake? or on birthdays? or something like that.
>>68850740
ignore this North Korean and his poor America meme
>>68853881
>new york
Nice try jew
>>68852849
>the wheezing
>>68853778
>mfw i realized my local dog shops pastrami chili cheese fries are 1500 calories a pop
>>68852715
God, with mashed potatoes, green beans, rolls, corn, stuffing, gravy etc. it's literally ecstasy. Makes me want to become morbidly obese desu senpai.
>>68852280
here ya go. did what you french bastards could never do. http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/22/europe/france-train-shooting-heroes/
>>68850067
Mug handle should be a pistol grip
>>68850999
Didn't even notice this till now.
Nice one, Sven. Have solace in this small victory.
>>68853359
We have a few places that sell this around here. One time, my friend, who was very high and drunk on absinthe, made the mistake of calling an establishment that sold these and nondescript asked for the biggest pizza they made, price be damned. He was slightly confused and angered when the pizza guy asked him to help him get it out of his trunk until he saw what he had ordered.
BTW, anyone else ever hit up the McDougals and get the McDank? Shit is so cash, but it will make you hate yourself over time.
>>68852840
>google search for anecdotal evidence
Statistics are anecdotal evidence when they prove you wrong now. Ladies and gentlemen, the common Liberal.
>>68852849
>American intellectuals
>>68852978
Top kek, it sounds like a shitposter haven. If it weren't for the banning of guns, I would like to live there.
>>68849725
>blueberry
never
>>68854052
is that like a reverse McGangbang (2 mcdoubles and a mchicken in between them)
also fug the Mcdonalds close by is not 24/7 anymore I would have to try and make a Mcdank at jack in the box.
#2 Australian beverage (Foster's Beer is #1, of course)
Does anyone have that video of "popular australian snack" where he takes a slice of a cheese, drowns it in ketchup and mustard, then eats it?
Need to save that one, always triggered some kangs on /int/.
>>68853961
I have a yearly rum-ham party with a fellow fat burger. It's pretty amazing
>>68849270
This post is why I hate australians. Americans eat unhealthy food, but what the fuck is in that picture? Kill yourself you vegamite eating faggot.
>>68854229
who hurt you bro? were the bants too much?
did you get cucked by BHC?
>>68853147
That is the worst case of an umbilical prolapse I've ever seen. My synopsis is that it's fake. I refuse to believe that's real.
>>68852827
it's ja/ck/
>>68853084
if its not a Belgian blue cow its not the best.
>>68852656
Or maybe she is just a kid. Doing what kids do.Eating something like that once in a while wont hurt you
>>68852715
YOU just get the ham. In that pic the idea is to squeeze the orange juice over the ham which is seriously pleb tier, you've revealed what level you're on. You're an idiot.
>>68854307
>Make AnatoIia Greek Again
lel
>>68849422
cuts a little thick on the brisket though.
>>68853773
What is this a Tim and Eric sketch?
That sounds like shit you'd find at Meyer's Super Foods.
>>68854290
The problem is, how can you not eat food that's really not that great for you when we have so much of it? We've literally reached a point in society where people have to go to a place to not be fat. If you proposed that anywhere pre-1900 you'd be a laughing stock.
>>68854210
Yes, you are correct sir.
Sheeeeeit, we don't even have a Jack in the Box. We have a ton of those faggoty chicken joints popping up like Caines or Zaxbys. Really, McDonalds has hit an all time low as of recent. Sure, they put out horrible, cheap food, but that whole breakfast all day shit is nonsense. Once 10pm rolls around, it's like they kill 2/3 of the menu and you are left with the most basic shit. Bad enough the food is subpar, but now you're limiting which bullshit I can eat?
Btw, to all of the non-Americans in this thread, just to let you know, we are leagues ahead of you in regards to decadence. You really can't compete. We deep fried soup for fucks sake.
>>68854402
You see any lemons? idiot.
