>britcucks will defend this
no one cares :( Brit cucks sleepin
ban de naivs! ban d naivs before durr is a mass slicing at our shools!!!
If you keep making fun of my country, I might do something we'll BOTH regret...
>5:04am
try again earlier next time
how do they expect to carve pumpkins without something sharp?
>>68845893
you got a license for being up this early son
>>68845692
God save the police
You will never know this freedom, bongs.
Ownership...
>>68845658
That's not knoife....
>>68845982
its sitting right next to my TV license
but considering you just reminded me that I've gone past being up really late to being up really early i think it's time I go to bed
good night (morning?)
>be britbong
>get attacked and raped
>sound my rape alarm
>more rapists come because they know I'm being raped
>>68845658
does anybody have that webm of some dude with a knife chasing around like 10 british police
>>68846185
sleep tight cunt
>>68845658
This triggers the Europoor.
inb4 Britain doesn't have the balls to leave the EU.
I gave my 7 year old this for his birthday
And no He hasn't tried to stab his mother
Only white people kill their parents
(spic family)
>>68845658
Are people really that terrified of each-other that that their first thought upon seeing a knife is that it will immediately be used against them?
>>68845658
TURN IN A KNIFE
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>>68846185
don't sit too close to the tv anon you'll get sick
>>68845658
I am disappoint in Brit
I owned 12 knifes by the time I was 15
And a machete I bought for 20$
At harbor freight
Never killed anyone
>>68846255
Kek'd hard
>>68846395
What is this fake? He said thank you to a someone dying from a tire?
>>68846618
Did you also wear clothes with flames and dragons on them?
Faget.
>>68846447
Good job Pedro.
Just promise us you'll never give your daughter a sharpie.
>>68846255
Remember, do not injure the person raping you with your anti-rape dye or the police in Britain will come and get you.
>>68846700
You can look it up, it's real. Welcome to Britbongistan
>>68846700
https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/562993045759856640
>>68846761
>Just promise us you'll never give your daughter a sharpie.
hahaha
Jesus, I may be a spic
But even I can not stand this
Thank god my grandparents were from spain.
Pinche Chilangas pendejas
>>68846618
When I was 7 I had a cool bigass survival knife with a hollow handle that held a snakebite kit and a compass built into the pommel. Also had a machete and a hatchet, and made weapons like blowguns, javelins, bow and arrow. My mother understood that it was part of natural development for young boys to run around the woods, build forts and clubhouses, make weapons, and play war. What the FUCK is wrong with you, Britain?
>>68845658
>a fucking piece of metal. Basically.
>>68845692
>a series of baseball bats.
>baseball bats
>>68845727
>Amazon delivers knife without age check oh no! Fuck me wtf what if a fucking serial, rapist nazi got one omfgsmhfam.
>>68846255
>get a rape alarm, we can't afford people thinking they can defend themselves. That's our job, to decide how valuable you are. Ok. What if you murdered a holy muslim? What then? Muslims are allowed to rape us to death because we're cucks.
>>68846395
>bicycle tires
Thank the power of black skull they found the bicycle tires. Could you imagine what kind of nazi would do to a poor little Muslim trying to rape his queen? Omfgsmhfam
Wow Britain. Pretty sad.
What's up with Australia acting like they aren't complete cucks? Lol implying you guys can even own a 9mm hangun lmfaosmhfamomfglol.
>>68846395
>Bike tire
>Inner tube for tire
>green gas can
>car stereo
>plastic knife
>rusted skrewdriver
>two pipes
>folding handsaw
>rusty hammer
>meme
>>68846395
They have to get some kind of overtime pay or some kind of monetary kickback for each weapon they find.
>>68847618
>They have to get some kind of overtime pay or some kind of monetary kickback for each "weapon" they find.
FTFY
>>68847710
>Look, this pebble can be used to murder an entire family.
>20 bongs have been deposited into your account
>>68847618
They're just well indoctrinated and pussified m8
>>68847861
Holy fuck. What chemical was dumped into the water to make Europe to placid and pussified?
>country has laws against selling bladed objects to minors
>sell bladed objects to minors
She overreacted, but Tesco fucked up.
>>68845658
No we won't.
>>68846255
>any products bought from abroad have a greater chance of being illegal
AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN
>>68847861
These are the first responders when your family is in danger.
my 4th grade teacher gave the classroom x-acto knives for paper cutting art.
>>68848041
All the good men died in the World Wars or left for this continent after realizing the levels of cuckdom that existed there
>>68846255
>>68848041
Communism.
I don't get it. So are there no sharp blades at all in Britain? no steak knives or schissors?
>>68848063
No, she overreacted, Tesco violated the law, but Britain fucked up.
OI M8 YOU WERENT DRINKY DRIVEY NOW WERE YE?
>mfw the people of Oceania go without shoes
HOW THE CAN BE SO KEKED? EURASIA BEST SUPERPOWER
>>68848259
How does the 2nd responders behave ?
>>68845692
And...they're proud of this...?
d-did /pol/ infiltrate bong police? theyre on the lookout for a goddamn meme-in-progress
>>68845692
>series
I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not. Help?
>>68846255
How any self-respecting woman let's herself get caught stuck in a country or state where you can't even protect your basic dignity is beyond me. Guns are the great equalizer, is that why the left hates them? Because everyone knows they secretly hate women, look at how quickly and gleefully they eat their own.
>>68846447
Irk, my dad gave me a swiss army knife when I was 6. I never got hurt. I always got a new knife for my birthday, the older I got the more epic my knives became.
Thank Jefferson I am American. The Queen's country is so fucking idiotic.
I'm going to go clean my CC guns, sharpen my EDC pocket knife with a liner lock and Emerson wave, and watch unrestricted porn of the greatest depravity while whistling The Star Spangled Banner.
>>68845658
>buy pumpkin carving kit
>be mad it has carving tools
Fuck my country
Top fucking kek
You brits are so fucking cucked I cant even
>>68846618
Right next to me I have this really cool Taser Club. It's a club, that electrocutes people while you club them to death. Cool huh? It's 9,000,000 volts. God bless Amurica.
>>68848941
Liberals are usually too dumb to realize that being anti-gun disenfranchises the poor more than anyone else.
>britcucks
>>68848942
>Irk, my dad gave me a swiss army knife when I was 6. I never got hurt.
I did, because I was being a dumbass. Taught me how to properly use knifes, and to date I don't blame anyone but myself.
>>68848941
>Guns are the great equalizer, is that why the left hates them?
This should make the left love them. They're pretty big on the whole "equalizing" thing, and Marx said that the workers must be armed.
They don't like guns because they're authoritans who want to hog all power at the top, and how far to the left or right they are isn't relevant to this.
from conquering the world to not being able to carve pumnpkins
elsewhere in the universe, ayylmaos are scratching their heads
>>68847861
"Man with knife conquers Britain"
>>68849397
Hahahaha
>>68846255
>get raped by muslim
>sound rape alarm
>whole sharia zone starts running after me to rape me
What a horrible existence it must be to live on such a miserable insignificant little island
>>68849247
Surely that cannot be real.
>>68845658
>tfw I had a local sheriff help me build a 25acp pistol when I was 10 years old
>Meanwhile british kids are getting in trouble for buying a piece of sharp aluminum and 2 plastic cast parts
>>68849247
holy shit it's real
>>68846761
eww.. that was .. disturbing
>>68848308
That's true. My brother has a good friend who is British and lives in the US, and he loves guns. Has tons of them.
>>68848941
Liberals hate everyone except themselves. The do like to use other for personal benefit though, this includes women and minorities.
>>68848254
I didn't get a flag holder with my fan.. what a rip off
>>68846395
That guy spent some much money on guns and ammo that he is reduced to watching the same tv since 1988.
>>68849247
Islam is doing the world a favor by wiping out western Europeans
>>68849776
No its not, I just checked their twitter.
>>68850152
That hairdo gives me anxiety
>go to britian
>pick up rock off the ground
>surrounded by police
>start demanding to see my rock license
>don't have one
>get arrested for possession of assault rock
>sentenced to 30 minutes of time out
This is orwellian shit going on in Britannia
>>68845893
Oi you cheeky wanker! Is that a knife?
>>68846618
(that you know of)
>>68847325
What exactly do they put in a snakebite kit?
Is it only good for one type of snake?
>>68846472
Liberals subconsciously understand that they are too mentally unstable to be trusted with any kind of tool that can be used to harm others or themselves. Unfortunately they project that weakness on to the rest of us.
>>68850319
>godzirra give ah me ptsd ah
>>68845658
>gun/knife crimes
>BAN THEM NOW THIS IS A CIVILIZED COUNTRY
>muslim rape crimes
>#refugeeswelcome
>>68847861
I like the one where the two guys with maille gloves just rush the guy and grab the knife.
They must have been immigrants.
>>68845658
Fucking Christ, I hope the Bongs get blown up by ISIS soon.
Maybe that'll help reverse the pussification of Britcuckistan.
>>68845658
Brit humor thread?
>>68848709
how could the police be so racist? Shouldn't that man be arrested for painting black people in a bad light?
>>68846447
Lol, this reminds me of when I was in like first grade and me and like 5-10 other boys would bring our pocket knives to school several times a week and talk about which would be more useful if we got stranded in the woods or something.
I can't imagine the teacher never realizing it, since we pulled them out sometimes in class before going to recess. I guess she just didn't care.
>>68847861
hahahahahahahahahahaahahaa
England deserves to be overrun by niggers.
>>68845727
>>68850381
>be Muslim in Britain
>bash white slag
>sentenced to enduring white slag's apology for being born white
>>68847861
>68847861
>>68847861
9 dudes. I fucking counted. 9 fucking dudes are scared of one scrawy nignog with a bat. Holy fuck. Just tackle his ass. Jesus fuck. Can you imagine if he had a gun? These cops would be dead as shit.
Isnt London part of poland already?
>>68849247
>>68851615
They aren't nearly that lucky. Why don't you Lithuanians and the Polish go halves on London? Fuck, with the testosterone between you two, you should be able to conquer the British Isles by 2020.
>>68851570
One of them is a fat lady. She's the best part of the video.
I thot i'd seen it all with Great Cuckain.
>>68851700
Dunno, but East Europe Will reign supreme soon
>>68851894
You guys deserve it, what with defending Europe for centuries and remaining uncucked in modern times. Just remember; all glory is fleeting.
>>68847861
Why are they just pointing at him?
Couldn't they just beat his ass with the little minibats their carrying?
>>68845658
What exactly did she expect a pumpkin CARVING kit to contain?
>>68845658
>i went bersek
so she took it from him and killed him with it while screaming?
>>68846761
Just promise us you'll give your daughter a sharpie in the pooper.
>>68848835
Britfags entire existence is satire.
>>68852333
anyone just know their daughter probably already did this
i don't care if she keeps her face out of the shot though
>>68846447
only white people have parents to kill
>>68852359
Your country literally shouldn't exist, Myanigger.
>>68846255
fucking lol
>>68849153
Sweet.
>>68847861
>>68845893
>>68850530
That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!
>>68845658
Those things aren't even sharp, they're like butter knives. Fuck the England for what they've allowed themselves to become.
>>68847861
kek. Did anyone notice the perp was black? Coincidence? Not at all.
Jesus fucking christ
TV licenses are real
they are truly cucked beyond belief
>>68845658
>Pumpkin carving kit
>carving
Yeah, can't think why that would contain a blade of some sort.
>>68850381
>30 minutes of time out
imagine i posted a picture of a man laughing really hard
>>68852832
got u senpai
>>68852561
lol
The way britcucks go apeshit because of knives feels so fucking unreal to me, I had several puukkos when I was fucking 7-8 and woodworking was fun as hell.
>>68853097
To be fair, don't you mongols stab each other on the regular? Isn't stabbing the official greeting in Finland?
>>68845658
lol they're cultivating faggots over there
>>68853167
All in good sport.
>>68845893
Heh I could get you put in jail for this post under your laws.
Bless you UK
*clapclapclapclap*
>>68845658
>Self-defense in English Law
>In R v Lindsay,[3] the defendant, who picked up a sword in self-defence when attacked in his home by three masked intruders armed with loaded handguns, killed one of them by slashing him repeatedly. The prosecution case was that, although he had initially acted in self-defence, he had then lost his self-control and demonstrated a clear intent to kill the armed intruder. The Court of Appeal confirmed an eight-year term of imprisonment.
>>68845727
that smug little fuck
>>68855147
>lost control in the heat of combat
>clear intent
Here's what I don't get. In britcuckibongistanland, knives are regulated up the ass. But surely you could go to a hardware store or the local farm supplier or some shit and buy like bulk metal bars and an angle grinder, right?
It's so fucking trivially easy to produce knives because they're literally just sharp pieces of metal that I don't understand at all why they're regulated. Do you have to get a license to get basic metalworking tools? Do you need to register bulk metal supplies with the government and submit to random searches to make sure you aren't running a knife factory?
I mean, if you have some knowledge and a few more more complex metalworking tools you can churn out submachine guns. Is basic machining illegal in England or something?
Do you guys just live in some sort of all-knowing hivemind cluster where you can't do whatever you want in a garage? Is it because of the population density? I don't understand, and yes, I have visited England and it was jolly all right.
>>68855604
He obviously premeditated it.
I bet the sick fuck fantasized about having his home broken into by some poor unfortunates in a worse position than him so he could brutally kill him.
Hope he gets murdered in prison, it's what he deserves.
I propose UK shall now be called cUKistan
>>68855744
nobody is going to bother
The knife argument is absolutely retarded.
There are NO guns in poland. Almost unheard of for a civilian to have a gun. And knife crime hasn't increased at all, criminals are reduced to bare hands mostly.
It takes an infinitely greater amount of balls to stab someone than it takes to just point a gun at them and shoot. Which is why NOBODY having guns is a great idea, UK just takes it too far with that knife shit.
>>68847861
Would the army have joined the cops if there were 2 niggers?
>>68855986
>>68856103
>>68855147
Just sad.... people really life in such slavery?
>>68856179
No, they'd send in a tactical drone to assess the situation and possible call for the aid of a partner nation.
nothing more comfy than a britbong thread, lads
What the fuck is next for the UK? A federal spoon registry?
>>68852304
Her behelit activated.
>>68845658
Why do brits all look like they have Down's syndrome?
>>68856366
Gotta keep up with all those cereal killers out there.
You won't think it's funny when you enter your kitchen one day and see muhammed eating away at your precious Cap'N Crunch
>>68855744
>Here's what I don't get. In britcuckibongistanland, knives are regulated up the ass. But surely you could go to a hardware store or the local farm supplier or some shit and buy like bulk metal bars and an angle grinder, right?
This tbqh. They could even disguise it as some inconspicuous like a hobby making "art" Just happens to have an unsafe point end on one side.
>>68856515
Inbreeding. Does something to em
>>68856851
>>68846255
Somebody please put this embarrassment of a country out of its misery.
>>68846255
>rape alarm hurts Muhammad's ears
>get sent to prison for violent hate crimes
>>68845982
Lol'd
What do britbongs cut their food with when cooking? Blunted spoons?
>>68857526
The aussie is right for once.
Youre fucked.
>no matter how cucked you are you'll never be as cucked as having another countrys flag in yours
feels good man
>>68857645
Your flag is literally 3 different one's of 3 different people's combined together.
>>68857645
>tfw living in hawaii
I'll never understand why we don't change our flag
When I was growing up my dad slept with a bowie knife under his pillow in case he needed to defend himself from my brothers and I
>>68857597
The aussie is a hypocrite too, as we're as cucked and our police as pussified as in the UK. In my state police aren't even allowed to pursue criminals in a vehicle as it may cause the criminal to crash and injure themselves.
>>68857800
Those are the flags of the home nations though, not another nation.
>>68857857
More likely the other way around, as your drunken aussie father sodomised you and your brother often.
>a literal desert Island filled with convicts still flying the British flag
lmao
>>68858191
That's some hot projection
post yfw you're not in britbongistan right now
Lol this is funny.
Even 6 year old can carry or buy knife here finland, and this place aint fucking russia where people/muslims stab each other because its forbitten weapon.
Ban guns and knives and you got shit load of problems..crimes wont stop.
>>68850150
Are you saying it's not totally worth it?
>>68858191
>>68847861
I see nothing wrong with this. PROVE me wrong.
American cops are such pussys they need to be strapped with at least a shotgun and m-16 in the boot. Americans are the biggest race of cop worshiping boot lickers.
>>68857515
Sporks.
>>68858495
That flag is a bit too white for Britain.
>>68848254
Holy shit that's fucking murican.
> buys toolkit usb based device
> uses entirety of device for murican
> feelsgoodman
>>68851570
You can actually see 11 cops when the camera zooms out, which makes it even more pathetic.
>>68858646
>62%
>>68846255
I bet you'd have to register the rape alarm and pay the rape alarm tax. If not the police will come knocking and arrest you.
>>68848709
Does that nig have jaundice or something? Why are his eyes so yellow??
>>68857515
The fuck is the cookie monster doing on that logo?
>>68858943
Yellowing eyes are a sign of a sexual emergency
>>68848421
Only under lock and key
Weapons of mass destruction
crumpetcucks are pathetic
>>68846320
>>68859436
>Sweden
just
>>68845658
Can anyone recognize yellow journalism anymore?
If this even happened, not even the author gives two shits about it, the only reason he wrote about it was to generate outrage clicks from the 99% of the British who are so enlightened moderates.
>>68859490
Hahah the end was worth the watch
>>68859490
None of them were actual police officers, you stupid nigger. In Britain we have "Community support officers" that do not have actual police powers or defensive weapons. the only cop was the one at the end. keep trying tho senpai
>>68859740
>>68845658
Downs kids....
>>68859888
No, those are just Anglo genes
>>68859436
that guy was murdered by a refugee he let stay in has apartment
I'll try and find the article I saw
The reason people do this though is because Brits love murdering people with knives. Just like that assimilated Muslim in Glasgow who assimilated to the culture and started stabbing shopkeepers.
>>68848459
Drink driving is degenerate and should be punished as attempted murder with no way of getting the license back.
>>68858570
>be britbong
>get beheaded by a muslim
>be american
>utilize your god given right to own and carry high powered firearmes and perforate all the darkies
dont forget to prep your wife's bull, charles.
>>68846447
Caucasian here.
I was given one of those at age 7, too.
Managed to cut myself in the finger because I was carving a piece of wood at school and our teacher came.
Panicked because "omg i has a knief! im gun get #rekt", so I sped up the cut and sliced up my finger.
Anywho, where do white people bury their parents when they've murdered them?
>>68858570
We've said it before and we've said it again. Take our population of niggers. We'll see how many guns your cops need then.
>>68860044
Don't forget you have a higher murder rate than us x100, and a higher shootings caused by police x1000. You faggot. Cx
>>68859863
They have pretend cops ? They just roll around and flop about. Wow.
>>68860207
Yeah pretty much. 50% of people think they're useless, im not even sure what their even suppose to do.
>>68860179
at least we have the freedom to murder each other
if you sneeze too aggressively you'll get your front door busted down
>>68845658
DONT BE A GIT BIN THAT KIT
>>68860358
>implying they won't just walk in
>>68859863
ex-gf was police sgt, they call em CHIMPS
Cannot Help In Most Police Situations.
>>68860332
Damn. They seem pretty useless. If they are getting paid, they need to be fired. If they are volunteering, they need to be committed.
>>68859926
that would be too good to be true lol
>>68858570
I'm agree
>>68858570
>no guns
>1 guy
>11 cops
>cops running in fear for their lives
The proof is right there, you dumb cuck.
>>68860179
> 0.00004466771% of the US population was murdered last year
Damn...
>>68858943
hepatitis, or his kidneys are failing
>>68860332
>im not even sure what their even suppose to do.
Waste your taxes
>>68846255
>new zealand just voted to keep this country's flag on their flag
>>68860531
They were introduced by the last government, not the conservatives. I think they are supposed to fulfill the role of the friendly local bobby of the past; engaging in the community and becoming a figure to trust. But from what ive seen of them they just get chatty with the locals to learn the latest local gossip, then inform the real police if they hear anything illegal going on.
oj jej look what I found who is sponsoring them
>>68845658
No fucking way
>>68845658
Britbonistan shall henceforth be know as "Formerly Great Britain"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1l69v4wcw
>>68858943
You can't trust a man with yellow eyes
>>68845658
>censors cartoon violence
yeah, because an offended busy body running to the paper and being mocked by her fellow countrymen is far more embarrassing.
>>68846731
Kek
>not even 9am GMT on a weekend
well we can see how the rest of the world tries to make themselves feel better about their own embarrassing shithole countries can't we.
Stay jelly scrabbling around for sensationalist news articles.
>>68860928
That actually blows my mind a bit. I can understand how they would gossip and pass on information to the real police. I find it crazy there is these people roaming around with no power, bellies from sweets, and no arresting power. They are like neutered watch dogs?
>>68849133
>You brits are so-
YOUR A WHITE FUCKING MALE.
Exactly.
>>68853335
Holly shit, more proof the UK is cucked to the max. You cracker cunts make me sick.
Soon crumpetcucks will have to surrender their balls to the state, because these might be fueling aggressive behavior
>>68853167
Kekking so hard atm
>>68860624
Could be this one?
http://www.infowars.com/sweden-muslim-migrants-batter-gay-man-to-death-wrap-snake-around-his-neck/
Guy was a fag that fits to pic in here >>68859436, though it happened in sweden.
>>68861605
*you're, fucking, a white male
>>68861090
Sikhs are amazing. I like Sikhs now.
>>68861576
>neutered watchdogs
Yeah pretty much. They have very limited police powers. Thats literally all they do.
>>68853335
Can't make this shit up. Some next level cuckery going on over there in limeystan
>>68845893
Reported to MI6
>>68859436
That guy is Swedish
>>68861771
They are not taken seriously then. I'm sure after some revisions in the government they will be phased out. I would hope so. I'm sure they are just an annoyance.
>>68861859
No, he isn't. The sign say . co.uk
>>68846761
They look like Klingons
>>68859434
>lost my mother to a bike wheel
>>68861937
here is his blog, you'll see he is english: https://smashinggenderchange.wordpress.com/
>>68860044
Yet for all your gun owners you never prevent ill deeds succeeding and if you do, its a very small number in comparison.
>>68855147
The most cucked country on Earth
>>68855883
(you)
>>68845982
kek
>>68862094
If not for good guys with a gun there'd be 200 school shootings PER HOUR in the US.
>>68855147
That's just pathetic.
>>68862094
Americans are superior to you English in every single way. Guns, free speech etc. It's hard to believe you guys are genetically related somehow.
>bans knives
>wants surveillance cameras in every home
>London minority white
>>68861924
The Conservatives have already started doing exactly that. Talking about this has reminded me of my last encounter with one cardboard cops. There was a petty crime down the street, one of them knocked on the door and asked if i seen anything. I think they do take on some of the minor grunt work of the Police sometimes. thats all i can think of, that and just their physical presence deterring crime.
>>68862473
all three of those things are wrong you meme spouting retard
London is 62% white, America is, uh, 63% white
how retarded are you that you base your knowledge of other countries on /pol/?
>>68861090
Jesus Christ Christians are massive pussies. Too bad Britain doesn't have enough Sikhs to save them from becoming a Caliphate.
>>68860207
>sharia-police
>>68858570
What? I don't have a webm handy to refute you, but a Philadelphia PA cop would have tackled him to the ground and probably put him in a choke hold
>>68845982
5 years for carrying a knife without good reason (work etc).
The threat they bring comes mostly from drug dealing kids.
>>68846447
I have one of those, what are the back tools for?
obv one is a corkscrew.
>>68845658
Womens should be forbidden from raising a child. Doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl.
>>68863046
Leather punch, for your belt if you get too skinny/fat and are also too poor to buy a new belt. The hole is for thread for sewing.
>>68861010
>>68846447
My grandpa gave me one of those when I was little kid, still got it :) I used to make bows, crossbows, sling shots, firecrackers all kinds of stuff just like in fallout 4, good times with weapons !!
That kid could have cut his eye out this should not be allowed in my country ban ALL knives especially around children like this.
>>68863046
ARREST THIS MAN, HE IS IN POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL ASSAULT KNIVES
>>68861924
That's one of Horsey's better ones.
Being a chef must be tough in Britain these days.
>>68863117
excellent, thanks.
I've wondered for ages what it was for.
