Is Reddit satire?
>>68844629
And I thought the donation posts were bad
>>68844629
Animals can see auras so the fact it wasnt scared of him means he's trustworthy
I hope it is
>>68845042
>he's trustworthy
No, /x/, this is not how it works
>>68845111
LMAOOOoooooo
2016 and apparently /pol/ doesn't even know pets are psychic
>Senor Sativa
He's a pot smoking hippie. I bet the majority of his posts are between 8 and 5 monday - friday.
>>68845465
Who is she?
>>68845465
>>68844629
Someone should point out to this man that Hitler was one of the greatest animal lovers of all time, that he had an unnatural affinity with them, and that he loved his dog Blondie so much that he went into extreme depression not when it was obvious that Germany was losing, but instead when the dog died.
I sure hope nobody tells him about Hitler.
>>68845465
Why is she doing that shes upsetting conan
>>68845465
What is happening here
>>68846313
>>68846933
>>68846940
Have no idea who she is or what she is doing, but I'm intrigued
>>68845111
>>68844629
This person is mentally ill.
>>68845465
what
>>68847256
A lot of redditors appear that way
>>68845111
>she enjoyed being a prostitute until she realized she was a prostitute
>>68846910
The guy really did love animals.
>>68845465
Wh-what is going on here anon?
>>68844629
lol ive never met a dog that liked black people
>>68844629
>mfw the bird was a house sparrow, an invasive species from Europe/Asia that drives native birds out of their nests and murders their chicks
A true patriot would have smashed the fucking thing.
>>68844629
>lol DAE think that believing in sky fairies is REDICULUOUOUS
>but animals can TOTALLY judge people's character
>>68847199
god damn assholes driving up prices
>>68847199
>have sex for money cause I'm broke
>spend it on essentials such as textbooks and food
>waste it on a cab, tip, and homeless people
Why are people so fucking dumb. If you don't have money, don't spend any when you finally get some
>>68848177
it would explain why she's broke
>>68848177
>If you don't have money, don't spend any when you finally get some
This is precisely why they don't have money in the first place. You'd be surprised how many "poor" people make $100k+/year.
>>68848264
I don't get why this is posted, it's just two people who have different views on money. She want's a house/kids, he want's to just take life easy. neither person is wrong.
>>68848432
That and the new electronics that come out every year. I live in a predominately poor town (30-40k population) and I always see tweakers and laquanda with the latest iPhone/ Samsung Galaxy with fancy cases while they use food stamps.
>>68848633
>claims she isn't a gold digger
>breaks up with dude specifically because she thinks he has no money
>cries when she finds out the man is loaded but doesn't tell anybody to weed out the gold diggers
>>68848633
Women are self entitled cunts. She's upset that she wasn't getting treated like a princess when he could have afforded to.
>>68848916
>>68848977
Wow these women are terrible. Seriously, what happened to women to make them like this?
>>68849066
she breaks up with him because she wan'ts a different lifestyle. And she was right when she says he has no ambition, dude didn't do anything and just lived off royalty checks. Obviously he didn't give a shit about her and didn't try to stop her leaving. you don't waste 10 months on someone you think is broke if you're a gold digger.
>>68849227
she saw all her friends getting nice things by golddigging. before that she was content with it
>>68849501
>married couples buying property
>must be gold diggers
most woman work nowadays you know. Can't really buy much property on a single income.
>>68848264
BASED WILL.
F
>>68845111
Kekkest of keks i wasnt expecting that
>>68849066
>marrying someone who is penniless while you are also penniless and no careers what so ever.
>being a dead weight on society.
Everyone should be this worried about their monetary future. It's this type of thinking that has put Bernie in power. People following their hearts instead of their brain.
Why the fuck are you on /pol/? This isn't the board for emotions over logic.
>>68849597
if fucking around on facebook can be called working... she only has that job because the government forces employers to hire women
>>68844629
>extrapolating all this because a bird flew near a half dead communist jew's head
lol
>>68844629
Leddit can be bad but /r/tumblrinaction is actually pretty good.
>>68849227
Because it wasn't this;
>Hey, I want to get married. I want to start a family. Are you interested in these things?
It was;
>You're lazy and aren't obsessed with material goods and I need somebody who can treat me right by buying me lots of shit.
I mean, look at the bottom paragraph.
>If a man with disposable income meets a woman he likes, doesn't he want to treat her?
>>68847034
Its Evangelion Lily and she does it too calm herself down
>>68849757
ok buddy, whatever you say
>>68849811
more like
>we clearly have two different views on what the future looks like, we should go our separate ways
Wanting a normal house and kids isn't a sign of something wrong, I would think here of anywhere would support traditional families.
And if my girlfriend pretended to be poor while I was spending money on her for 10 months I'd be pretty fucking pissed as well.
>>68848264
lol
>>68849952
The guy wasnt pretending to be poor. He was really frugal and didnt see the need to spend money on shit he didnt need when what he had on hand was perfectly serviceable for him.
>>68849802
r/coontown was a personal favourite.
>>68850061
Omitting the truth is the same thing as lying. I know it might seem 'cool' to virgins, but a relationship is built on communication and trust. And as I said, neither person was wrong was wrong they just had different views on what they wanted out of life.
>>68849597
No woman WANTS to work, they have to because of the man-child phenomenon.
If youre a man and can't figure out how to support a family on a single income, DONT.
If you're a man and can't figure out how to land a woman and make her a devoted housewife, DONT.
>>68845111
Based.
>>68849952
she said it herself all she does is fuck on facebook during work
>>68846313
>>68847034
it's the chick from Lost
>>68848264
this one isn't really funny at all
>>68849952
>Wanting a normal house and kids isn't a sign of something wrong
Rule #1 is never to believe anything about what a woman says she wants.
She's tried to cover her tracks, but has ineptly given away the whole story - she doesn't want 'a nice house and kids', she wants to be able to brag about her high-status life to her facebook friends.
She doesn't break up with the guy because she doesn't think he wants a nice house and kids, she breaks up with him because she isn't 'making significant gains'.
Notice she doesn't decide to break up with him after having a long talk about how they feel about their relationship - she breaks up after seeing her friend buy a 3rd house and thinking 'this guy can't even buy me ONE house!'
>>68850255
>they have to because of the man-child phenomenon.
???
Woman have to work because society is configured for dual income families unless you're super rich.
>>68849199
dude women have ALWAYS been worthless whores. why do you think every civilization put them in their fucking place(the successful ones that is).
If you give women rights the whole damn place goes to shit, because they are shit. We are heading there friend, just hope you die before it really gets bad
>>68849811
>If a man has income, I am entitled to some of it
That is the 100% bare bones of that post. Everything else just sounds nice, but she reveals her true colors at the end. She focuses on how he doesn't spoil her with nice dinners and dates, not on his career
>>68850228
She said she had been dating him for not even a year. Sorry but im not disclosing my finances to some bitch ive known for almost a year when its unnecessary.
>virgins
Dont project straya
>>68850228
>she's entitled to know my networth and how much she can divorce rape me for
nope, you're just a cuck
>>68850255
>they have to because of the man-child phenomenon.
I'm pretty sure they have to because, having doubled the labor pool by allowing women to work, wages decreased by such magnitude that women now have to work, which is also one of the causes of the 'man-child' phenomenon, not caused by it
>>68848977
>>68850367
>Notice she doesn't decide to break up with him after having a long talk about how they feel about their relationship
she clearly explains why she is breaking up and the dude doesn't say shit and just shows her the door. If you're a young woman who wants kids you think you're going to be happy dating some guitar player with no future? it's like you people want the white race to die out.
Why can't you people admit you're biased because you hate most woman? Noone is in the wrong here except possibly the guy for being a dick.
>>68849614
the farmers are fucked up but I fucking love that site
>>68850378
Get the fuck off /pol/, learn yourself a decent trade and stop jacking off to chun li in Street fighter, you'll find yourself making something of yourself.
>>68850626
if you try to support a family on a single tradie income then I hope you enjoy being poor.
>>68850531
>Why can't you people admit you're biased because you hate most woman?
I must give you some credit; I believed you were wholly earnest in your responses prior to this, but even the finest shitposter slips up eventually.
>>68849802
The_Donald
their shit is on the front page of reddit daily now, and it pisses the rest of the users off to the nth degree, to the point that people complain about it in other subreddits
just a ridiculous amount of butthurt generated by shitposting and Trump memes
>>68850378
society configured for dual income because women don't contribute in their jobs.
when men did all the work 2 incomes wasn't needed because corporations weren't overloaded with feminist equalist bullshit bureaucracy.
>>68850531
How is he a dick? She dumps him and he says okay get out. Her butthurt is over the fact that he did not elect to become part of her wheelhouse of fuck buddies and reserve men to cheat with. He just ignored her like she was no big deal.
She ended the relationship, remember.
>>68844629
It ain't even rare
It's a case of "I don't understand it so it must be magical" how some trust animal's judgment this much.
>>68844629
So they admit Hitler was a good person then?
>>68850696
There is no other explanation, neither party was in the wrong but still this stupid image is posted for people to laugh and go "bitches amirite"
>>68844629
No, most of it is actually the honest ramblings of man-children, naive teenagers, and other products of the 21st century schooling and media.
>>68850708
hahah awsome. am i the only person that doesn't actually support trump but wears a MAGA hat around because it's hilarious how much butthurt it causes? There is an actual Nazi that lives near me and people get far more triggered by my MAGA hat then they do by his nazi shit. Fucking crazy
>>68850683
Family of four on a single income doing just fine here. Two teenage kids, a house in the woods and a nice job with a corner office in downtown Seattle.
I don't even have a bachelors degree but I'm working 40hrs/week making 175k/yr playing with Excel, what's your problem?
>>68850708
That place is pretty damn legit.. Lot of very logical posters there. Some Bernie faggots feel the need to shitpost once in awhile but its pretty good. Prob some /pol/acks there
>>68850729
>when men did all the work 2 incomes wasn't needed because corporations weren't overloaded with feminist equalist bullshit bureaucracy.
you are a retard, go away and research the real reason woman were forced into the workplace. hint: it involves the jews
>>68850855
I'm not a trump supporter but it's hilarious seeing people's reactions when I act like I am.
>>68850764
Probably because she felt that he would have a more emotional response to being dumped. It would make you wonder why they were even dating you if they didn't give a shit if you ended it, why didn't they end it earlier.
>>68850983
nice non-rebuttal faggot.
>>68844629
Hitler was good with animals too
>>68850380
I'm 23, and was hoping to find a nice Christian girl (since I'm a Christian with traditional values). I'm probably screwed though.
>>68850940
>Prob some /pol/acks there
for a long time I just assumed it was 90% /pol/ with a few reddit natives, until I straight up asked them in a comment
>>68844629
> I truly believe animals are the best judges of true character.
Stopped reading there.
>>68850708
Our colony on reddit. Makes me happy to hear that it is progressing nicely.
>>68851061
>why aren't you emotionally impacted by my decision to cut you out of my life!!! (not really though, stop ignoring me!)
Maybe he was just enjoying his life without sacrificing his self-worth.
>>68851202
>Got a US passport and returned to America
Absolutely Based. I can't believe the French take this shit. Oh wait
>Yuros
>>68851061
>Probably because she felt that he would have a more emotional response to being dumped.
Which would be pretty stupid. They weren't even married for one thing. And don't you see how obviously manipulative that was intended on being? You have to read between the lines a little here to see how entitled she is acting. How do you know it wasn't mutual?
>>68848977
The average millennial female has now had sex with 120 partners by age 23 so 150 or even 200 isn't abnormal anymore. You need to realize that in the social media age a girl can post a picture on Instagram and get hundreds of local inquiries for sex within minutes. There's no way to not be a slut in current year when it's made so easy.
>>68844629
>cringe fest
couldn't get past the second paragraph desu senpai
>>68845111
Llllloooooooollllll
>>68849852
>Evangelion Lily
>>68844629
>reddit will shit talk this
It's true tbqh, you can immediately judge someone based of their interaction with animals
>>68851566
Wait, she was worried to never marry or have kids and then kindly told her boyfriend to fuck off? Well, that's just logical.
>>68852062
Read that before. Legit funny that people get bothered by this.
Those same cunts would applaud a non-white or a tranny doing the exact same thing.
>>68844629
>/u/SenorSativa
how did i not see this the first time
>>68850255
Nice memes, roastie.
Women pushed so hard to be like men, so now this is the world we live in. you can work just like men have for centuries and go home to your cats.
>>68845111
HahahahAHAHAHAHA
>>68849066
Nah she broke up with him because their lifestyles weren't compatible
She's a young girl who wants to be taken out and shown thrill by her man
Will wants to chill and live out his days with zero stress
How can you say one is wrong?
>>68848916
>I'm worried if we had a a child my husband would pass on Alzheimers
Okay, pretty valid concern
>So I didn't talk at all with my husband about adopting or other options and just fucked a friend of mine, totally a one time thing though~
Give a woman any excuse and she'll go full blown cunt and cheat
>>68852062
Christine is mai waifu
>>68850255
>No woman WANTS to work, they have to because of the man-child phenomenon.
you stupid cunt, i don't even know where to start with you
>>68848264
On one hand, kek cuz she seems like a high-school cheerleader who went through her first break up that she wasn't in control of.
On the other she makes a point on being pragmatic and worried about the future
/pol/ why can't everything be as black and white as blacks and whites?
>>68848633
Quit your cuckening, she failed to pass his test, thats all.
>>68848916
>totes not a slut, I just fucked Chad because... Uh.. Genetics mean nothing and .. Uh.... I wanted the best genetics...
>and uh.... I don't wanna tell him. But like I'm totally not the bad guy in this
Please let it be fake
Shit like this is why I have trust issues and want to live alone in a cabin in the woods.
>>68850520
>give gold
>ITS ANOTHER LE REDDIT THREAD
>LE HOW LE ORIGINAL
you faggots realize reddit and 4chan are the EXACT SAME user base, right?
>>68845465
sauce?
I like animals and I hate socialism
>>68845111
I don't know if that makes him a huge cuck or a pimp
>>68844629
>>68844629
Reddit is stinking shit.
>>68848977
173.. hoho lit.
damn poor guy. it happens something to women when they get past a certain number. they will prolly never stick, she's been with too many.
>>68853298
>this is why I am socially isolated
its definitely not a psy-ops then bro, must be real and you should operate as if this is going on everywhere you are.
>>68847471
He really did, honestly.
>>68852914
>problematic
why the likes of them always use that term?
>>68853584
I enjoyed seeing this again
>>68853584
No, Anons are ashamed of their behavior (except for the name and tripfags, I guess.) Redditors hinge their identity on being pants-on-head retarded. You have to be a massive fucking egotist to attach a name to shitposting, and 4chan could be described as "Ego Death: The Website."
>>68845465
She is imitating all the ways toddlers sometime develop to relax themselves... or something like that.
>>68850855
People would rather save a beanie baby than me..
>>68853584
no one claimed the otherwise, most of us enjoy here, at least we condemn cuckoldery as reddit praises it.
Most of these posts are /pol/ members going to reddit and posting it to make them look more dumb, so yes.
>>68848264
Will sounds fucking based. gold-digging whore BTFO.
>>68851061
Not gonna bother quoting all relevant posts, but I agree with ozzy on this.
If he had disclosed his wealth, and then she got mad at him for not spending it immediately on her, I would consider her a gold digger. But its perfectly acceptable for a woman to want to know where a relationship will lead, both emotionally and financially.
>>68854940
>mfw women deserve to know what the future will hold
>as if men can dictate this to them
The roles reversed becomes indicative of 'emotional abuse'.
>>68855106
>implying this isnt roleplay
>>68846910
>>68847471
>>68854085
>vegetarian
>>68855106
>actually enacting fetishes
Dun goofed
>>68853067
Except she never talked to him about it until she was breaking up with him. Didn't even hint with something like "I really love you but want to have a higher level lifestyle, so I'm going to get off my lazy ass and work to earn some more money."
If she had dropped a single fucking hint, she would have mentioned it - if only to make herself look better.
>>68853067
Everything happened as it should have.
He reacted with almost 0 emotion when she told him, and she broke up with him because of fucking facebook insecurity. Clearly there wasn't much going on.
>>68853584
The difference between us and Reddit is that they don't know when to stop being retarded.
>>68853383
>Bawww where's my free shit?
>>68856841
They put on this front as being incredibly morally superior, yet more racist than any of us..
>>68853694
>just meme her in the pussy
>>68849199
>these women
I have some bad news anon.
#YESALLWOMEN
>>68856973
I hope he killed himself
>>68854476
typical victim mentality from a Jew
>>68844629
>animals are the best judge of character
Stopped reading there.
I hope he gets cucked his entire life, realizes it all the time, and does nothing about it.
>>68845111
this always makes me smile
>>68855106
>this isn't just some asshole typing out his fantasy
>>68853807
Reddit can best be described as a group of idealistic, pseudo-intellectual fedora-tippers who write self-congratulatory blogs on whatever they're thinking, who then have their opinions validated and upvoted by this same group of people. The fact that an entire wall of text can be BTFO by a single picture speaks to their lack of even basic knowledge, and their over-reliance on feel-good horseshit.
>>68844629
No it's not, it is however naive in the manners of the interwebs.
>>68844629
Reddit makes the same threads about us.
>>68848633
>neither person is wrong.
White pee-ople, everyone. I bet your penis can be measured in mm only.
>>68859092
they're pretty pissed off at us for Trumpposting
>>68858478
I love people that spout the "animals are the best judge of character" shit, when any dog will fucking love you if you give him a big ass piece of meat or bone
>>68859147
Mexican """""bantz""""""" everyone
>>68859431
I'd fuck you up IRL, bitch-ass whiteboi.
>>68859260
More and more of them are joining everyday. We've gone up like 50,000 subscribers in the past month IIRC.
The people who use rhetoric to insult Trump will never join, but will always be the loudest.
The way to assert dominance is just to keep at it. Keep upvoting everything. When Bernie inevitably loses to Hillary all the Berniebots will come to us, like they have been on the super tuesdays.
>>68859486
>being this insecure
>>68859636
FUCK I recognize that pathway but I can't remember what it is
>>68855106
theres a fucking subreddit for getting cucked on reddit? what the fuck?
shit makes me sick to my stomach, literally. these guys are sad
What the fuck is it with redditors and posting long winded posts about the most inane shit?
>>68860020
How else are they supposed to get reddit gold?
>>68852239
I think that's the point of him posting the picture, with that certain part circled on it.
>>68860078
while we're at it, how is 4chan staying up? does moot just throw his own money at the domain holder, or is there some way of helpin' out like with reddit gold?
They're voting for the candidate they find most adorable. What the fuck, /pol/, what the fuck.
>>68860153
moot doesn't own and operate 4chan anymore
>>68860153
Advertisements and 4chan passes
>>68860153
Donald Trump funds 4chan.
>>68860348
And Reddit propels Donald Trump
>>68860153
4chan Passes.
>>68844629
Just post an album full of the pictures of Uncle Adolf feeding deer or hugging Blondi.
>>68860317
what ads? all the ads I've seen on this site are literally about 4chan.
>>68853584
At least many people on 4chan are aware that they are faggots.
>>68860538
>being this desperate to differentiate yourself from people on reddit
Good grief. Maybe you'd know that people on reddit are aware that they are part of a circlejerk if your knowledge of it wasn't just limited to 4chan.
pic related sums it up
>>68853383
>Bernie was my career plan
>>68844629
BIRD LIVES MATTER
>>68856841
I take you have not seen memespouting little shits that come from 4chan have you? no, they don't just belong to /b/, the /pol/ memes like cuck (i warned you about that one) are pretty much universally used by /b/ whenever something funny catches on
>>68851426
This sounds fake but made me curious about the actual numbers, anyone got them?
>>68845111
So, she was obviously enjoying the sex and he was getting money, seems like a win-win, although it's probably bullshit
>>68853383
That sounds like a wise, responsible fellow. I can't believe life isn't going better for him.
Some of these have to be straight up trolls. Over there and on imgur people just make shit up all the time for Karma.
>>68848916
>>68850096
voat co/v/niggers
the new home
Tell me this is a joke. Please.
>>68848264
the best part of this is the widespread censorship on reddit afterwards:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/2kg4c5/someone_please_help_make_sense_of_my_exboyfriends/
the "community" on reddit is fucking annoying, but the censorship is the more insidious problem.
>>68858815
Upboaded friendo!
>>68847471
Then why did he gas six million of them?
>>68866276
fuck i wanted to read this xD WHY MODS WHYYYYY
>>68853694
this person seems confused as to whether they want you to have sex with this dude or not
>>68868112
>>68845111
>>68866276
What the fuck??
>>68847775
LOL pls tell me this is true. Nothing could be more fitting
>>68866276
>Virtually every post that isn't "OP is right for dumping him" was deleted
I can't even believe what I'm seeing right now, how is this acceptable moderation
>>68844629
>Animals are the best judges of character
>>68849802
r/iamverysmart, r/niceguys, r/tumblrinaction and r/cringepics are my go-to
>>68853584
A whole lot of reddit completely lacks self awarness.
