How many states can /pol/ actually name?
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3003
>>68842596
can't stump the trump
All of them you tard
>>68842596
Gas the bikes
>>68843069
So how many french regions or german Bundesländer can you name? Faggot
>>68842596
Name? All of them. Point to on a map? Most of them.
>>68843368
Most of the german ones and none of the French ones.
I know Texas and that's it.
All states.
>>68843368
Off the top of my head
Thuringia
Bavaria
Berlin
Mecklenburg Vorpommern
Saar
Saxony
Nord Rhine Westphalia
Where I live
>>68843526
Get the fuck out of my country
>>68843526
Bait?
>>68843756
You should at least learn Idaho for the next famine.
>not being able to name 190 countries
>>68842596
States? All of them. And most of the capitals, too.
You aren't even trying, Germany.
>>68843368
Saxony, Lower Saxony, Saxony-Anhalt, Bavaria, Baden-Wurttemburg, Mecklenburg, Brandenburg, Hamburg, Thuringia, Rhineland Palatinate, Berlin, Bremen, Saarland, Schlieswig Holstein
Well done! Your score: 65% 4:05
I'm getting better thanks to the primary
who /suboneminute/ here? also here's another game: http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/states_experiment_drag-drop_Intermed_State15s_500.html
>>68844047
>not being able to name 190 capital Cities
>>68843903
>>68843929
I haven't looked at a map of the united states in years. Why would I? It's irrelevant for my day-to-day activities. Yellow = one misclick. I had a brain fart on Maryland (I think.)
Confused Alabama & Mississippi, Delaware & NJ, and Connecticut and Massachusetts.
I'm only slightly retarded.
hi and where is south dakota
>>68842596
I hadn't heard of Wyoming, desu senpai.
>>68844209
I will try again but my reflexes are shit
>>68843368
Neu Ankara
Neu Kabul
Neu Anbar province
Neu Tikrit
Neu Mogadishu
>>68844209
Apparently you have to line it up perfectly. Fuck that.
if you're an american and you can't solve this, you are retarded
easy
>>68842916
lol seeing as how you posted nearly 4 minutes after this thread began, i sincerely doubt you got 100% on your 1st try
>>68842596
All of them, including their capitals.
>>68844512
Do you think libcucks can solve it 100%?
>>68844224
Slightly retarded is still retarded.
Pretty tired, so probably slower than usual.
made it though
>>68844800
I got a shitload better thanks to the primaries
>>68844209
damn I'm good. hardest one was guessing Montana though with no other state nearby filled in
>>68844659
im conservative, i think they have a better chance of solving it than gop supporters desu senpai
>>68843368
brittany, normandy, ile-de-france, burgundy, alsace, auvergne
bavaria, berlin, saxony, saxony-anhalt, hamburg, bremen, saarland
>>68844674
I can get them all after practicing once or twice which is probably what everyone else is doing.
BAYYYYUUUUMMMMMMM
>>68844659
Yes, 2 ez
![mqZBlDq[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNa1zwH.png "mqZBlDq[1].png")
I guess I wont be accepted as a migrant once Germany is renamed into Germanistan
>>68845150
No, you really need to know where all the states are
>>68844659
socialist american here
>>68845283
How do you even get the different shades of red
>>68842596
>most important country on earth
>can't even name all the states
Come on, it's 2016
>>68845150
Glad you got there anon but seriously I think most Americans with a 3-digit IQ will get this on the first try.
Eh
>>68845370
>socialist
>american
choose one
>>68845380
Might check your screen or eyes, I only see one shade of red and different shades of yellow
>>68845417
What? There are already like 10 americans that got it right in this thread, so your statement has to be wrong.
>>68845514
Edgy
>>68845484
Canadians always seem to have the worst problem with this.
>>68845578
Anything not white is the same
>39% in 3:45
>>68845660
true
there's still only one shade of red though :^)
>>68842596
2ez
>>68845402
>Sucking our cock this hard.
Disgusting.
Get some patriotism for your own country you drunk.
>>68845721
M8 how did you fuck up this bad
please nuke this
>11%
How am I supposed to know this shit?
>>68846044
This one >>68845283 is betterwhat the average german could do to be honest (or maybe its on par)
>>68846138
argentina can't even get its correct answers to be white
>>68842596
only two states that matter, new york and california
not even gonna bother
>>68842596
Not too bad, I'd say.
>>68845370
>>68846392
so which kind of jew are you then
>>68846250
I just did
Fuck Iowa, Utah, Wisconsin, Oregon, Nebraska, Idaho though
Those fucking names, they mean nothing
![xR77RFh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k3zG5Of.png "xR77RFh[1].png")
>>68846044
Bad education and never bothered with geography since it doesn't really interest me
Pic is how most Germans view America to be fair
>>68842596
I seriously doubt any americans will miss any, and any europoor fag should at least be able to name the 50 not shitting places that make up the only non 100% rapefugee infested USA.
This one took a few tries.
>>68846641
>and yuropoors call Americans stupid
>>68846641
that's p much correct tbqh
>>68846775
Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, Vermont and New Hampshire
>>68846399
if only this random trivia knowledge came in handy for jobs
>tfw know more countries in Europe than I know states in United States
>>68846755
this can't be real
>>68846755
>getting Texas, the most important state, wrong
Quit trolling.
>>68846896
They made up countries for that quiz.
>>68846883
>texan/joo yorker/califag detected
>>68846866
Lithuania, Moldova, Kosovo, Slovenia, San Marino, Andorra
>>68846755
fuck amerika
>tfw you know pretty much every state except Wisconsin
>tfw you know pretty much every country except Africa
>>68846917
>>68846948
i misclicked at times but other than that i went full retard
>>68846641
No, you got it right there, fritz.
Texas is a little pointier on the left side though.
>>68842596
100%
Vermont and New Hampshire took me a second.
Nightmare mode
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3034
>>68846641
Illinois which you put in random stuff is equal to 1/6 of your entire countries GDP.
step it up to hard mode, kiddos
>>68847275
>1/6
>>68843368
Bavaria
Rudolf HessLand
HeinrichHimmlerBurg
Skozerny Village
Fuhrer Town
Prussiaville
Africa or Asia next?
>>68844209
a teacher in high school challenged me to a yurabia version of this. the first country it gave me was fucking san marino. I still beat his score though. I was my middle school's geobee champ for like 4 years in a row.
>>68844220
>be a fucking leaf
>look at map more than burger
Anyone gonna beat me on this one?
>>68847401
that's just... not even human
>>68847383
I would be on America's dick as well if I was in the nation of tumblr.
>>68847401
thanks for showing us where your daily dose of Neger Penis comes from, Hans
>>68847460
Its basically forgetting nice childhood memories to remember capital cities of shit tier countries...
50/50
>>68842596
Hit em up
>>68847401
A look a nigger with a hans proxyy
Mixed up Vermont and New Hampshire, but other than that got em all.
>>68847401
>ooga booga is a capital city
Hahahahaha no way. Fucking Dindus.
>>68847401
I can't even do the one about cities in california without fucking up twice
>>68847460
kek
>>68842596
>Know Rhode Island, Massachusetts and all those other chickenshits
>Don't know Nebraska or Arkansas
Man, is the middle of the US irrelevant or what?
>>68844477
Having a fucking huge coast wasn't enough?
![Ouagadougou-road[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OZA2EIg.jpg "Ouagadougou-road[1].jpg")
>>68847591
shiiiet
>>68847275
He put downstate Illinois. Not the same
For some reason it seems to think Iowa,Ohio,Oklahoma,Texas,Maine,Wyoming,Idaho, Minnesota, and that shit hole Kansas are not part of Mexico.
>>68842596
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3003
Did I do good for a Canacuck, Ameribros?
>>68847270
fucking all those tiny west african countries
>>68847270
fucking western africa
>>68844800
too bad your black
>can't name the fucking states
The only objective states you can mess up are
>MS/AL/GA order
>VT/NH order
>sometimes WY/CO
There's no excuse for missing any others.
>>68847401
Nice. I can only do countries.
I can name all 50 on another test I did, but actually knowing which ones are which killed me. Only got 50%
>>68847401
I'm pretty sure at least half of those are different then when I learned them all in 7th grade
>>68842596
>there is more to USA than NYC and California
wtf
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3128
dante must die difficulty
>>68847811
other than muh Massachusetts, yeah
Damn guys, almost 1/sec
>>68842596
I'll have you know I fully intend to immigrate illegally to Boston, MA by the end of this decade and I fully intend to assimilate. This is the least I can do. You want to have something challenging try your hand at this one:
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/USA_Geography/USA_G8_1024.html
It's absolutely merciless.
>>68842596
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>>68844207
Blimey m8. Now memorize all the capital cities
>>68847952
Nobody cares about the widwest though.
>>68847952
There's no excuse for americans to miss any.
>>68844290
Below North Dakota
>>68844822
Just always remember that Wyoming is north of Colorado.
>>68847999
>>68846866
>>68846775
>>68846755
>>68846399
>>68845745
>>68845402
>>68845370
>>68845283
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>>68843903
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>>68842596
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3006
Post results Ameribros
I'm a legal immigrant, so give me a break
>>68848161
Obviously, but I can at least understand someone who hasn't looked at a map in ages messing up those.
Only a true retarded burger would fuck up something like Jew York or Cali or Texas
>>68842596
first try beotch
meh. Not that bad for not cheating. Obviously nobody is going to know the location of the useless states in the mid usa. Also it's retarded that it gives you Red after 3 misses, shoud be 5 misses is red. 2-4 orange/yellow.
don't do this drunk
>>68843791
Missing a few
>sleiswig
>holstein
>jylland
>sjaeland
>>68848204
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3006
>>68848325
>missing hawaii
please be trolling
>>68848204
only knew 4 of them desu
did i do good yuros
>>68848204
always have a slight hesitation between manitoba and saksakkakakaatrechan
>>68848204
Fuck you ey
I want to visit Canada one day and fuck a local. It's a dream of mine to go to every Western country and fuck a lass.
>>68848355
>>68848204
ez mode
also got US in under 1 min
try to beat my time
>>68843368
Baden-Wurttemburg
Bavaria
Mecklenburg-Pommern (? might've messed up the second bit)
Brandenburg
Thuringia
Saxony
Schleswig-Holstein
Rhineland-Palatinate
Saarland
I know I'm forgetting a few
>>68848366
lol. I didn't scroll down and saw the landmass of a different map. So I clicked it and it turned out to be Alaska instead.
>>68848204
guys help I think I'm secretly ted cruz
thank god those shitty islands were last though, all guesses
someone explain why saxons are from thuringia and saxony is a different place? is it like how romagna is no where near rome?
>>68848333
Don't do it wasted, I'm only kinda buzzed.
>>68848475
Beast mode, Euros should be proud.
>>68848204
Fucking east Canada
>>68845283
>Still does better than me
Not bad, election season helps
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING:
California, Florida, Texas, Hawaii, Alaska
IT'S OKAY AT LEAST YOU TRIED:
Iowa, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Idaho, Nebraska
>>68842596
I had to think for a bit for a bit when it came to the Balkans. Not all Americans suck at geography.
>>68848628
>>>/mexico/
>>68848645
Your time is utter shit
>>68847270
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>>68848044
you guys should start collecting rare flags
that german fag that memorized all the capitals is too much though
>>68848504
I got under 1 min no cheating
Try out central america
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3015
>>68848204
:)
So darn close
>>68848204
GET REKT, SCRUB!
(your country is irrelevant)
>>68842596
Who fucking cares? We have maps,you guys can read, right?
trash
>>68848707
I'm trying not to hit the wrong shit on a touch screen while panning and zooming. So fuck off
>>68842596
I'm drinking heavily, but I didn't do bad.
>>68848912
Not bad for a goy
>>68848648
Tfw I live in Nebraska
>>68848204
Holy shit, those island. I never would find.
>>68842596
not bad for Africa.
>>68849053
>being 2 states at minimum away from another country / the sea
you did this to yourselves
I hope you're proud of me Eurobros, not all us Americans are ignorant in geography.
Hard mode
Abbreviations only no state names
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3002
>>68849053
who?
![c9def8e769[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b7438cA.png "c9def8e769[1].png")
>>68848204
Shiiiiiet
>>68849172
Woops, forgot pic
These are fun. Any of you into sporcle?
>>68849183
There are no confusing abbreviations
Only thing I messed up was Latvia/Lithuania
>>68842596
>>68849053
You should be happy.
Once your relevant, in pours the Califaggots
CANT WAKE UP
>>68849239
MO MD LA bretty weird
>>68848204
I'd never let you down, Canada senpai.
>>68843368
All 16. I'm Fischkopff family.
>>68842596
Just messed up on Delaware. Fuck Delaware.
>>68849337
I don't even recognize that land mass tbqh
more of a challenge
derp
>>68849248
Estonia = closest to finland because tries into nordics
Lithuania = closest to poland because Lithuania-Poland Commonwealth
Latvia = the remaining on inbetween no one cares about
>>68849057
I honestly knew 0 going in.
>>68848204
I'm actually surprised I got above 50%.
The only geographical information I have on Canada comes from invading it with Norwegians in EU4 and from /pol/ and /int/ Canadian shitposts.
>>68842596
Are yuros retarded?
>>68849493
thailand obviously
>>68849560
This fucking city one
San jose and SF top kick
>>68848204
What kind of retards do you take us for, syrup nigger?
>>68842596
All of them, obviously.
>>68849315
I hate the fucking 'Stans. They're the worst countries and they all have these retarded borders.
>Click on western australia
Ok, I suppose.
>>68849628
The one I hesitated on was Austin vs San Antonio
>>68842596
>>68849183
AK AR and MO MT got me
>>68847270
The fucking island countries don't even fucking work.
>>68849633
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>>68848531
>>68848498
>>68848495
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>>68848355
oh yeah you think you're cool huh, try this on for size
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3125
>>68842596
...Well
>>68842596
100% 1:40
>>68848333
i misclicked cali
completely whiffed on slovenia
other than that, gg ez
>>68849971
>Click on Yellowknife
yeah nah
>>68849971
Canada has cities?
>>68842596
>Well done! Your score: 36% 4:08
There is Kansas and Arkansas, like fuck the US
>>68842596
Sorry, I'm a dirty immigrant
>early 90's
>had a dad that would quiz my brother and I on the names of the States as we would travel
>feels great growing up part Jewish
this is probably as niche as i can go confidently
TEST YOUR MIGHT
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3133
>>68849971
Fucking Sherbrooke
Yeah, I just kind of gave up whenever it was one of those middle states
No Bahrain?
>>68850157
They are not pronounced totally different btw
>>68842596
100% 1:07
EZ PZ
>>68850157
Lmao
>>68849493
yea mane it was thailand
this one is romania
>>68843368
You underestimate the skills Paradox games have taught me.
>>68849333
trips of truth
us, iowa, kansas, and dakotabros are just gonna sit here and hoard food, oil, nukes, and manufacturing and no one will ever notice because we're boooooorrrrrrrrriiiiinnnnnngggg and coastalfags can't go five seconds without a dopamine fix
>>68848204
>>68850288
64% 0:52
>>68849599
At least you tried.
I am good kid,
You are bad kid
Geography hard mode:
Norway - Bodies of Water
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3137
GL /pol/
>>68843526
>american intellectuals
That this bullshit btw, this is the real deal
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3082
>>68848325
Holy shit you're retarded.
>>68844209
Embarrassing. I must improve.
>>68850288
tbhfam ive clocked 600 hours on ck2 and it's not helping at all
>>68842596
>>68850157
Kansas is pronounced can-zus
Arkansas is pronounced are-can-saw
>>68849183
Nebraska (NE) and Alaska (AK) got me. The others I drew a blank on where they were.
If you wanted actual hard mode, you'd go capitals.
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3063
>>68842596
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>>68850589
holy fuck why are there so many
>>68849716
This is how I memorized them in the map:
KKTUT
Kazakhstan is the biggest on the map.
Turkmenistan is the closest to Turkey.
Now we have to figure out the 3 least relevant.
Notice the anagram: KKTUT
1. The U is separating the 2 T's: it goes automatically to the side of Turkmenistan.
2. The K's are paired together: Kazakhstan shares a border with Kyrgyzstan.
3. The T's are separated: Tajikistan doesn't share a border with Turkmenistan.
It all falls into place.
KKTUT
Also if you go by the countries in a clockwise fashion starting by Kazakhstan you'll have KKTUT.
If you're American and can't get this perfect you deserve to die. I even think I went a bit slow desu.
>>68850589
>thailand
That's not even a real country. Fuck off.
>>68850184
>Mixed up the location of Yangtze with the Yellow River
>What on earth is the Murray River?
