>europoors will NEVER know what good AMERICAN bbq taste like.
>>68824272
They're busy eating rotted meat. They're too stupid to realize we beat them at cooking meat.
>>68824272
We won't know what a lot of food tastes like becasue our lives are short and there's only so much we can shove down our gobs before making it shorter.
>tfw will never know what real haggis tastes like because the FDA are cucks
How come when americans cook it always look like fast food even if it's not fast food?
eating pork is offensive to moslems, hate speech laws prohibit it
>>68824272
gibs me some meat ;(
>>68824272
you think you invented bbq?
you fucken retards stole all of your culinary culture from the french british spanish and germans
>>68824991
>looks like fast food
What are you on about, abdul?
>>68824991
how come when spaniards cook it's in poverty?
When I consider the intellectual capacities of European "people," I can only pity them.
>>68825178
The way you present your food with all that paper, get some class please.
>>68824991
What are famous dishes from Spain?
>>68824991
that's from a food truck, of course its fast food.
oh my fuck that looks good.
>>68824272
i was eating some ramen, but now i can't finish it
>anyone outside of the west coast has to settle for shitty over priced burgers
>>68825287
We have thousands upon thousands, our cusisine is very rich.
>>68825240
Good meme.
>>68825428
In n out has shit fries though familia
>>68825273
Probably cleaner than your dirty hands, bud
>spic talks about class
>>68824272
that beef rib is 10/10
>>68824272
>tfw i dont even know how American BBQ taste like because spic
>>68824272
>europoors will NEVER know what good AMERICAN bbq taste like
Well duh it's a ton of pork man.
>>68824272
>putting sauce on good meat
>>68824272
Looks delicious. The only problem I have is with the brisket. Why cook it in some weird plastic bag? How are you supposed to get pit juice if you don't let the juice go into the pit?
>>68825287
>never tasted paella let alone perfected a dish of it
why even live
>>68825448
>shitting on spanish food
>>68824272
Jesus christ 90% of that looks inedible.
>>68825625
Good post.
>>68825514
holy shit, THIS
everyone i know drools over them, but they're just pieces of salted cardboard
>>68824991
Nothing you cook could compare to that.
>>68825428
>tfw no in & out in based cascadia
>>68825710
i'm sure you can barbecue a kiwi bird
>>68825696
sorry
it was meant to be for the poster hamburger that was insulting your cuisine
>>68824272
what if they just, i dunno, flew to the states for a visit?
>>68825696
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68825721
Animals style make those shit fries taste better
>>68824272
>fasting
>this video
Fuck you.
>>68825788
Being on an island means that most BBQ's will feature some sea food rather than bird m80.
>>68825138
>You can has mushroom
>>68825883
This is the preisthood rising
>>68825169
That's our secret, we are the french british spanish and germans
>>68825169
WE WUZ CULINARY AND SHIEEET
>>68825789
>>68825696
>>68825840
t. Alberto barbosa
>>68825428
That's cool. At least we don't live in Cali.
>>68825904
>implying fish are meat
>>68825774
>he doesn't know about in & out in medford
>>68825877
>plastic looking cheese
>>68825939
Kill yourself
>>68824272
>shit a fast food line chef on minimum wage produced.
Would not eat/10.
>>68825840
>Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68825683
you can't make paella yourself?
>>68825696
>paella
Shits disgusting. Throw a bunch of cheap shit into a skillet and put it in front of someone.
>WOW
>>68825904
any retard can cook shrimp on the barbie fuck, it's not nearly as hard as cooking beef rib or brisket
>Eurokeks will never know what it's like to eat mofongo
>>68826034
that's def not fast food
>>68826034
That's strange, I don't recall requesting medical assistance
>>68826034
>You will never know how good ol american biscuit and gravy taste like
>>68826058
i was making fun of the burger you cheesehead
>>68824272
I havent eaten in a day and this killed me
>>68824272
now fug off back to /ck/
>>68824272
>he will NEVER eat TURBO POWERED roasted lamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm4679TXPWw
>>68825999
Kingfish steak definitely is.
Even better if you've gone spearfishing for it to give the fish a fighting chance.
>>68825696
> boasts of delicious spanish cuisine
> posts image full of inedible mussel shells and shrimp heads
paella is GROSS
>>68825287
They've got the best ham in the world and paella is fucking delicious. Other than that I'm not sure. Tapas?
>>68824272
>bbq thread
>ctrl+f "kansas city"
>no results
Kansas City is the Mecca for barbecue lovers. Every other style of barbecue in the United States is absolute shit compared to the glorious and wonderful Kansas City variety.
None of you know what real barbecue is.
>>68825138
Typical Swede begging for handouts.
>>68825428
Whataburger, Carl's Jr., and McDonald's
>>68825840
This post is why I go to /pol/
>>68825138
wow that is the quintessential badger
stereotypical even
>Americucks will NEVER taste the pinnacle of European cuisine
at :16 I came
>>68824272
Had a Smoked Turkey with Cranberry and Mayo Sandwich for lunch. The Bomb Diggity.
>>68826187
Got that right mothuhfuckuh!
>>68826419
do you eat the eyes?
>>68825619
Tip top kek
/thread
>>68825696
Half of that isn't edible...why would you want to eat around shit?
![Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge.webm](https://i.imgur.com/GVB4XLt.jpg "Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge")
AMERICAAAAAAHHH
>>68826373
Had it all. I prefer the Carolina vinegary sauces.
>>68826373
>Kansas City
I too like the co-mingled tastes of vinegar and tomatoes on all of my bbq.
Get fucked, sauce is only needed when you prove to be too retarded to bbq properly.
>>68826488
of course
>>68826308
Hahahahahaha
>>68826308
How is life in the Balkans
>>68826406
Right. It's like some 3rd reich propaganda picture of the ideal aryan badger
>>68825625
this
sauce is disgusting
>West Coasters still havent realized In n Out is the most overrated place in the fast food industry
Literally the most disappointing part of my Arizona/California trip
Wtf do you morons see in this overrated garbage? Even Chris Beastmode Jones was shocked when he got it because its so average yet its so hyped
>>68826192
That's the food I get here at the next kebab joint for 10 CHF they just won't overcook it till it looks and tastes like shit.
>>68826568
>tfw no yuka gf
>>68825169
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>68825661
I'm going to Memphis later this year. It'll feel good to be one of the privileged Euros able to try Murrican BBQ.
>>68826671
>overcook
Stop embarrassing yourself, you know nothing about barbecue
>>68826488
Eat them first, infact dont use silverware and just use your hands to hold it to your face and gnaw at it like the worthless dog that you are. nice dubs btw
>>68824272
>well done
Fuck off faggot you know nothing about barbecuing
>>68825169
bullshit, sandwiches were invented by general sandwich
barbecue is named after truman's dog
macaroni was what the settlers called indians
pretty sure edison invented the microwave for popcorn
meanwhile in canada
>put faucet in tree
>>68826671
>they serve pig at kebab joints
There's that Yuropoor education lel
>>68825840
>>68826308
Wouldn't that just fling the juices everywhere and not self baste? Is that a meme?
>>68826585
What do they taste like?
>>68825169
"American" is not an ethnicity. We're all descendants of Europeans. We didn't steal anything, we merely adapted it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso
BBQ is literally God's food.
>Eurocucks will NEVER, EVER eat real American BBQ
>>68826665
I don't suck it's dick like the others here. I only really like it because it is cheap where I am compared to other burgers, but usually isn't worth the wait in the large lines of normalfags the restaurant attracts at key dining hours
>>68825518
>spic
Okay, Australian in denial
>>68826910
>"American" is not an ethnicity.
>>68826419
actually down south pig / cow head is pretty popular
>>68826575
>Carolina vinegary sauces
Absolutely disgusting. How can you even call yourself an American?
>>68826583
I'll bet you're from Texas. Your state produced Cruz, and therefore, your opinion is invalid here.
>>68824272
Looks tasty desu
>tfw still haven't experienced real BBQ
>>68824272
Europoors don't have meat over in europe?
>>68826266
It looks like shit, it's presented like shit and I actually ate it, it tasted like shit.
Those are the things 15 year old 1st year apprentices do for shit and giggles.
>>68826766
No what is presented in the video is literally shit you can throw right into the bin. I would never serve my customers a tray of just fuck my shit up.
>>68826841
They do here Abdul.
>>68827027
>Canada produced Cruz
FTFY
>>68827027
Real Texas BBQ is nothing but salt and pepper
>>68827019
it was. but Listerine American is the appropriate word now
>>68826917
Wouldn't that be that weird marshmallow thing
it may be news over in murica but europeans have meat too!
they even have people who know how to heat it then cut it and put pieces on a plate!
the world is a crazy place I know.
>>68826568
how is she not dead
>>68827090
Gee Mr. Barbosa that looks awful
>>68824272
>eating raw meat
>>68827098
Go eat your raclette, skinny fat queer. We eat like men over here.
>>68827058
Its okay maple senpai
>want to try poutine
>still haven't
>>68826874
very chewy and fat, and somewhat tasteless
>>68826568
My stomach hurts from watching that.
Is she shitting it as she goes? She eats so goddamned slow
>>68825661
>he doesn't crutch his brisket
>>68826785
>Canadian BBQ
>steal your neighbor's grill and cook steak that you bought from some Newfie out of the back of a truck
At least you have Montreal smoked meat.
>>68827303
Jesus christ limey, why even bother with meat if you're going to cook it until it's the consistency of a sand shoe?
>>68827027
> n-no, tomatoes and vinegar makes meat taste good.
No, it hides your fuck ups because you can't cook, it doesn't make it taste good.
>>68827303
you Muslims and your parasite superstition so hilliarious
>>68827098
Really? Most europoor fast food places are quite content to serve garbage though, at least in Italy, Germany, Spain...I imagine your cultureless "country" isn't much different
>>68825428
Wisconsin has Culvers, they're better than In n Out.
>>68827090
Kek
There is literally no meat in that plate
>american bbq
You guys should learn from us on how to make a real CHURRASCO
>>68825883
>island Muslims can't even tell when Ramadan is
Can't wait till we invade you fuckers
>>68827303
Medium rare meat is juicy and has perfect texture.
>>68826019
It's called cheese sauce.
>>68827518
brb going to Sonic now, You guys want anything?
>>68827525
>Made from the white men who discovered Brazilians
>>68824272
we have bacon curated in salt for years
>>68827303
>BBQ
>throwing big meat into fire ooga booga tastes good
>>68827518
There's atleast 5 varieties of meat in there
>>68824272
>posts video from South Korea
ok.png
>>68827486
>if you're muslim you must be muslim
Nice meme.
Try cooking your meat in the future, Muhammad
>>68825428
>implying it's not in texas now
>>68827605
A fat mulatto girlfriend would be nice.
>>68826785
> god damned canadians.
BBQ is NOT meat on a grill, you retarded maple fag.
BBQ IS SLOW COOKING
what you do when you throw some briquets in the hibachi is called GRILLING.
sweet fucking mother of god, canadians are all bieber level retards arent they?
>>68826373
Haha one time I was at Gates and the owners' wife comes in and asks "why all these crackers at my restaurant?" It's owned by a black family btw.
>>68827525
>literally just tree trunks and racks of cow
I like your style.
>>68827646
meant for >>68827264
>>68826568
I'd be full after the second
Apparantly there's only 257 kcal in a big mac, which is way lower than I thought there'd be.
She's got 20 there, so that's roughly 5100kcal in one sitting.
Some turbo-obese people eat more than that per day, so it's definitely possible for a human to cope with.
>>68824272
subject closed.
>>68827525
is that what you do to losing soccer teams?
>>68827303
>smoked for 12 hours
>raw
the autism is real
>>68827605
I have a large chili cheese tots from Sonic I couldn't get to going to waste right next to me.
Why does fast food spoil so fast?
>>68824272
>dry rub
d-d-d-dropped
>>68827605
I'll have a strawberry shake
>>68827518
Damn, I love sonic. I usually just get two of the footlong coneys.
>>68827641
That's just rotted meat. Quit bullshitting yourself.
>>68827646
niggers taught us how to do it.
we gave them the shittiest cuts of meat but somehow they turned it into something delicious.
>>68827316
>poutine is in any way comparable to BBQ
Unfortunately my nations favorite Food item Is a drunken snack food at best. still love it though
>>68827525
You do realize the webm in the OP is a smoked piece of meat, right? We're just a little more scientific about it. We use machines with specific types of wood, with WiFi enabled thermometers that alert us when we're off by a degree or two.
>>68826568
what does her shit look like?
>>68825273
>>68824991
Nigga, please!
>>68827525
Those Brazilian bbq places in the States are top notch. Pay like $50 to get a seat, then it's just servers bringing around racks of meat. You point at what you want, they cut you a slab, and move on. All you can eat; it's like a heart attack factory.
>>68827662
hey, get some reading comprehension I was the one calling you a muzzy here
>>68827525
You're letting that smoke go up in the air and get wasted, hoto. protip, learn from us what a smokehouse is.
>>68824272
2:40 am here and you asshat just made me hungry. Fuck you, i hope you die from penile cancer.
>>68824272
I miss you, Texas :(
>>68827814
>niggers taught us how to do it.
Stop.
>ameritards and yurocunts will never truly experience the persian cuisine
>>68827814
/thread
>>68827646
I meant that the plate isn't full of meat. What's the point.. Unless it's a salad
>>68826022
hes not wrong
Step up your cheap shitty fast food game niggers
>>68827910
literally looks like shit
>>68827860
I don't speak Muslim, Mexicano.
>>68827910
wrong
>>68827843
>tfw I am on the opposite side of Houston for Killens
Literal fucking suffering.
>>68827910
>literally poop next to potatoes
>>68824272
Do the cucks in Europe even eat meat anymore? I figured they were all vegetarians at this point.
>>68824272
nah...german,french,italian and spanish food beat yours hands down.
you will never know continental food.
>>68827903
Who needs dumb ol' Texas anyway?
>>68827989
Is that bread of sausage?
>>68827989
What the fuck is that shit
That feel when always got invited to the American bbqs on a camp in Afghanisan but got banned from playing Poker with them because they are shit at it.
>>68826874
Squishy, not much taste really.
The eyes are given to first time eaters to freak them out. The rest of the meat is really tender.
> Americans.
> Knowing shit about barbies.
KEK i say KEK!
Is it only the southern states that have good food? New York food seems kinda meh and I don''t even know what food California has.
>>68827809
>Rotten meat
Well I must be a fucking zombie cause that shit can turn a muslim into christianity in seconds
>>68825273
thats the thing though, you dont even know where the culture of bbq lies. you do this shit outside, camping, or just hanging around with the senpai or having a relaxing adult mode party (hella kush + bbq _+ females = best party ever)
so you dont bring regular tableware to a bbq you just eat outside on paper plates or some such thing
>>68828018
you sound fluent to me, Mohammed
>>68827665
Thanks to all those useless fucking Californiggers shitting up beautiful Austin.
>>68825840
Miscer pls
>>68827605
i want a friend to go to Sonic with
>>68828104
>>68828078
>>68828098
It's a bunch of leftover meat thrown together and deep fried.
>>68825169
The fact that we do things they weren't doing begs to differ you retarded moose.
>>68828119
Well ur shit at posting gifs that move so it evens out
>>68828156
the south is the only place you'll find unique food. everywhere else has different and usually better takes on things that originated elsewhere
>>68825840
>type as sober as possible
>>68827303
kek it reminded me of this
>>68828182
>hella kush
>>68825428
>>68825514
THIS
five guys cajun fries are god tier
>>68824272
>Implying you know anything remotely worth mentioning about cuisine in general.
Please, stick to doing guns and being fat.
>>68827090
chorizo and black puddin?
>>68828152
>americuck
Probably have never thrown another shrimp on the barbie
Why is the meat still so red when the outside is blacker than a Congoid nigger?
>>68828039
I'm near it, but rarely go. It's literally like this all the time
>>68828119
>banned from playing Poker with them because they are shit at it
Stuffing aces in your sleeve isn't skillful poker playing.
>>68828236
Rather have a Febo desu lad
>>68827310
Yea you're a cool girly girl and I respect that you never ate real food and probably are on your period. Eat some chocolate sis, it might help.
>>68827501
I don't care about fast food joints as it's not my standard, but that "food" in the webm is as low quality as a fast foot joint can go to not get closed on the spot.
>>68825428
Time to step your game up familia
>>68825273
It Enriches the flavor and traps the juice.
>>68828334
Indirect heat and smoke.
>>68827723
>Some turbo-obese people eat more than that per day, so it's definitely possible for a human to cope with.
It must be sped up over several hours. I can't imagine a person of average weight eating that in less than 10 hours
I love BBQ but when you see char you know that it increases your risk of cancer. I only eat BBQ every once in awhile.
>>68827989
This is pleb shit
>>68828104
This is haute cuisine
>>68824272
>Cutting on plastic cutting board
Enjoy you BPA. Get a wood board, faggot.
>>68828317
>Mom, I posted it again!
The reason we're fat is because our food doesn't suck like yours, Mario
>>68824272
I mean they *can*.
They just have to move to the USA or pay ridiculous/sad prices for it.
>>68828317
That still has marks where the jockey was whipping it
>>68828373
what did you just say about my family esse
>>68828119
I thought they could play poker but just got drunk under the table
>Americans will never experience our raw herring
>>68825428
>in n out burger
Why is everything from the west coast inferior to Texas?
>>68825696
that looks quite nice.
>>68828373
5 guys is fucking expensive though. The whole combo is lile 12 bucks. Not worth it in my opinion
>>68828366
>>68828445
frikandel >>>> kroket, vriend
fastest fucking post limit, gonna need a cont for the pogo lovers in here
>>68828322
yes
2 types of chorizo, 2 types of morcela (black puddin) and tocinho (pig fat). It's a famous portuguese stew.
>>68828119
>gambling
sharia doesn't bloody allow it
>>68827989
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68828411
>Bloody chicken.
>This kills the human.
>>68825927
underrated bost
>>68828068
>the british palette
Bless your heart.
>>68828448
Wood is unhygienic.
Bacteria can get deep inside and stay there for weeks or even months.
>>68828525
Oklahoma fag here
Whataburger was your only achievement. Thank you for spreading it to us, senpai
>>68828521
kek'd
why do i have an erection
>this negros think they can into food
>>68828534
as if it isn't fucking god tier though, I'm willing to pay that much for a fully loaded burger and incredible fries
>>68827303
Ill go medium well and thats it, i just never have been a fan of anything less cooked than that. Ive tried medium and even some medium rare before, just cant enjoy it.
>>68828525
Wisconsin is better than Texas
We invented Culvers
>>68828293
Oh god is that CookingwithJack?
>>68828373
Five Guys exists on the West Coast...
>>68824272
I thought it was a puppy from the thumbnail
>>68826378
it is hard times, I don't even have any ham for my burger ;(
>>68828635
use bamboo, toothpaste
>>68828565
one of those is probably your yearly income, juan
>>68828720
>tfw my wife's son ate all the lettuce
>>68828068
and, in ten years, neither will we or anyone else :^)
>>68828724
use marble or glass senpai
>>68824272
I think that looks delicious
But isn't eating all that burnt/black bits terrible for you, even more so than the huge amount of red meat?
>>68826308
>you see, the faster it spins, the faster it cooks
>>68828635
>Wood is unhygienic.
>I don't know how wood works as a cutting board at all.
Good post retard.
>>68828663
>Mexico
>Picture isn't of beans and rice
Cmon lad
>>68824272
>NEVER
Shit, those niggers travel about quite well and all they do is eat.
>>68828525
>in n out
Those faggots don't even have jalapenos on their hamburgers
>>68828545
Then who do no Michelin star restaurants serve frikandellen, but many serve kroketten?
>>68828373
>This is what a 15 dollar meal looks like.
Can go to a sit down place for that much and get a much better burger.
>>68826272
>calls that a burger
Calling that a burger is like calling taco bell mexican food you american wannabe cocksleeve
>>68828809
yeah that's why southerners look like this
>>68827843
looks nice, but where is the salad?
>>68825169
advanced bantz
>>68828663
You literally just threw everything in the kitchen on the grill.
Is the wine next?
Fuck this. You guys just made me go get In-n-out.
>>68824272
That looks absolutely RIDICULOUSLY good... I'm on a cut (getting ready for summer) and I seriously would consider eating ALL OF THAT if it was in front of me...
Bravo, USA.
>>68828411
>blood coming out of chicken
tf dude why? enjoy your rooster AIDS
>eating meat
Enjoy your carcinogens.
>>68827723
>257
Nah man, it's closer to 500 calories per big mac.
>>68824272
That is so burned it hurts
>>68828650
you know, there is a reason we're so tall
>>68828631
haggis served up with turnip mash.
how can burgers even compete?
>>68828901
Don't flatter yourself, Justin
>>68824272
KEBAB fuck you all
>>68828967
It's not really burned. The outside just turned black from being smoked
>>68825625
>>68826622
obvious europoors never have had good meat COMPLEMENTED by a great sauce
>>68828445
I don't get it.
It's a croquette, what's special about it?
>>68828857
>Mexicans don't staff his local taco bell
lel
>>68828984
jesus christ
>>68828293
ugh wth, thats not safe with ground beef
>>68827534
>island muslim
>pl
Is this a new meme or is aussie being retard as usual?
>>68825696
>paella
Don't forget to secure the pans.
>>68828852
>Michelin star restaurants
enjoy your plate of tiny vegetables
>>68828967
>Britcuck doesn't understand what a good bark is on some BBQ
There is reason there is no Brit fast food or cuisine that is exported outside of its own borders.
>>68828663
I only go to mexico (tj) to eat tacos. Really good once you find the right place
>>68828293
Honest to God, I am not one of those hipsters that get riled up when people talk about rare steak, but this is making my dick hard. Imagine how gamey it tastes. Heaven
>>68824272
>when you cook the meat so tender it pulls apart like wet tissue paper
Jesus that looks good.
>>68826671
Stick to making watches and hiding Nazi gold Fritz, you don't know shit about bbq.
>>68828361
Even your attempt to insult me is feminine. Grow up and eat like a man. Raclette and fondue are for faggots and women.
>>68829073
Only "junk food" they will serve in high end restaurants.
>>68828852
>>68829152
Michelin star restaurants are top tier tbqh
>>68829110
Well you know how those polandball comics are. Poland and Indonesia are upside down.
>>68829152
is that fucking shit
>>68828335
Yeah I've gone a few times it's good shit, the line got even worse this year after jj watt and a few other Texans went there on hardknocks and it got even busier.
>>68829278
That looks like beef that fell on the floor next to a dumpster
>>68828984
watched niggers getting killed while laughing and didnt bat an eye lid on /pol
this disturbed me deeply though.
>>68828857
>retard still doesnt get it
>doesnt understand that i was making fun of the american, or burger as they are called on 4chan
>retard doesnt understand that i was specifically referring to the americans lack of exposure to great spanish dishes, paella in particular
>literally needs everything spelled out for him like a fucking retard
that american education ladies and gentlemen
>>68829286
FUCK OFF!
Into the trash it goes!
>>68829332
nah, it's good for you
>>68828909
...Hhow did you know?
>>68826022
kys yourself
>>68829286
what the fuck is this, this is the kinda shit i expect your 20 year old roommate to cook after moving outta home for the first time.
>>68829010
what does haggis taste like? i always imagined it was sort of like meatloaf with a softer texture with a lot of grain
>>68829067
Uh yeah...........in Dixie............the sauce is boss
>>68828335
>>68829324
Reminds me of the kebab lines in germany, only 1/20 of the size
Those cucks literally stay in line for 4 hours to get kebab from a shad
>>68829399
dubs wasted on an autist who struggles with communication
>>68828984
why does it always have to be us germans that do this weird shit?
The war really fucked us over.
>>68829278
Well, that is the whole point isn't it?
1 stars: worth a stop if you happen to pass.
2 stars: worth taking a detour to go there.
3 stars: worth traveling there.
>>68829423
Are those giant ants?
What the fuck am I looking at!?
>>68827518
>sonic
god damn i haven't been there in so long
>>68825428
>having to live in a commie shithole for a half decent burger
No, I'll just take Five Guys
>>68825840
amen bro
>>68827058
google texas bbq+your city
>>68829399
>implying I give a shit about spic food
I'd rather eat kebabs prepared by a muslim that wipes his ass with his hand than partake in a shitty failed culture's meals.
>>68828984
Huh
>>68826568
I'd rub her tummy afterwards.
oh and just an fyi for all the tard burgers in this thread:
>the word barbecue derives from barabicu found in the language of the TaÃno people of the Caribbean and the Timucua of Florida;[1][page needed] it has entered some European languages in the form of barbacoa.
tldr: bbq was stolen from the mexicans
...typical
>>68829497
what
is that a single state or did Dixie have way different borders than what I thought it did
I just thought it was the south with the exception of California
>>68829423
>>68829423
holy fuck, it looks like beef someone treated with cancer
Just had a 1/2 rack of ribs and some smoked chicken. Macaroni and Cheese and potato salad for the side. Pecan pie for dessert. God damn that was good.
On a /pol/ related note, niggers make the best bbq. I'm in VA and all the white places make theirs dry as shit with runny,watery sauces. I think it's a particular style , but it sucks.
>>68826403
Carls jr and mcdonalds is bottom tier burger,famiglia
>>68829490
Actually that is quite spot on lol put a bit peppery also....real haggis you can eat the sheep stomach lining..if it comes with a plastic one then it will be the cheap shit and isnt worth buying.
>>68829634
>canadian geography
>>68829558
>Under the kitchen sink pizza
Looks like it fell in a toilet and was hair-driered dry
>>68829509
the only thing i struggle with is making assumptions about your comprehension abilities
dumbed down for retard: its hard for me to speak dumb enough so that you can understand
>>68825625
Nah. Sauce is good. A decent sauce will bring out the meat flavor
>>68829168
IDK man it's barely ever sunny enough here to have BBQ so we just stick with burgers and hot dogs when it is. I thought bark was for fucking trees.
>>68829645
na dude, it's north carolina, a part of dixie
>>68829746
>e to speak dumb enough
dumb is not an adverb
>>68829152
Christ that's pretty
>>68826308
>addidas fucking everywhere
Disgusting
Why do Balkan cunts seem like such bros though?
>>68825428
why the hell doesn't in-n-out exist in australia? holy fuck that looks delicious
>>68827303
>preferring boot leather and A1 to a tender steak that produces its own juice
Brit "cuisine", everyone
Go eat some blood pudding along with your beef flipflop.
>>68827303
sous vide master race
>>68829224
That's not a BBQ, that's a disgrace to any chef around the world that is not a fast food joint line cuck.
>>68829252
So you have a female penis and are insecure about it huh sis?
>>68829426
>Unironically grilling with propane.
>>68828366
This is Dutch cuisine.
>>68829529
Kalles kaviar is swedish tho.
>>68829779
I mildly know that feel, can only cook out when it's summer time. I live in Neah Bay Washington and it's in a rain forest
>>68829877
Propane is good if you marinate your meat well, faggot
Paella literally looks like what you'd get if you emptied the food waste bin of a restaurant.
>>68828647
The only nice part of Oklahoma is inside the whataburger in OKC.
I hear burgers BBQ possums and squirrels, what do they taste like? some people here hunt non native squirrels with air rifles for food but i aint ever tried one.
If I had the money, I'd take all of /pol/ to a BBQ grill for brisket,hotlinks,ribs,etc. Tx bbq is really amazing
>>68829949
That's just an Indonesian import
They're quite close to India so what else do you expect from them
>>68829860
It is. The best part is that they employ nothing but white teenagers and pay them like $11 an hour which is really good for fast food. It's set up exactly how fast food joints operated in the good old days.
>>68829634
>doesn't understand what a melting pot is
no wonder you effeminate garbage pails and your eurocuck buddies are getting fucked so hard by abdul and jeet. You're honestly going to talk shit about america when you have zero gold reserves and voted for some asshole who didn't even do the thing you elected him to do? DUDE WEED LMAO!! was totally worth voting for that you clueless and pathetic hippie trash.
When we come to annex you to resolve security concerns about third world canada and its influx of radical muslims then you can get on your knees and suck the cocks of our soldiers for protection. That's all you're good for anyway, eh? All Hail Cucknadia! Fuck you.
>>68829877
yea it's an odd one down here desu, 90% of grilling is done with propane.
I've got both styles, firing up the wood burner is more of a stand around all afternoon and drink beer while grilling, whereas the propane is to cook meat and nothing more.
>>68830071
Spoken like a true big-city spic
>>68830134
>no wonder you effeminate garbage pails and your eurocuck buddies are getting fucked so hard by abdul and jeet. You're honestly going to talk shit about america when you have zero gold reserves and voted for some asshole who didn't even do the thing you elected him to do? DUDE WEED LMAO!! was totally worth voting for that you clueless and pathetic hippie trash.
>When we come to annex you to resolve security concerns about third world canada and its influx of radical muslims then you can get on your knees and suck the cocks of our soldiers for protection. That's all you're good for anyway, eh? All Hail Cucknadia! Fuck you.
no wonder you effeminate garbage pails and your eurocuck buddies are getting fucked so hard by abdul and jeet. You're honestly going to talk shit about america when you have zero gold reserves and voted for some asshole who didn't even do the thing you elected him to do? DUDE WEED LMAO!! was totally worth voting for that you clueless and pathetic hippie trash.
When we come to annex you to resolve security concerns about third world canada and its influx of radical muslims then you can get on your knees and suck the cocks of our soldiers for protection. That's all you're good for anyway, eh? All Hail Cucknadia! Fuck you.
>>68830077
never heard of anyone eating a possum, we do eat squirrels though, in the sticks at least
>>68828701
>midwestern food
>edible
Pick one
>>68829856
>implying you arnt the sole burger in this thread who understands this or even knows of the word "adverb"'s existence
jejs, you can zig and zag your way around the retardscale all you want fucken apsy tard
>>68825590
bro your cultures bbq is really great as well. I live near the border, it's great
>>68830239
You should hear how the pronounce jalapenos
>>68829985
It baffles me that you would bother to marinate when you intentionally use an inferior cooking method.
>>68827835
>implying robots can shit
Not only are they missing BBQ, but LEAGAL concealed carry too.
You will never know this freedom. Let Tintin cry all he wants, cucks.
>>68830147
Lived in Kansas for a while too. It's obvious to all of your neighbors that we left the shit land to the Indians and land thieves. Why is every state next to OK a better place to live?
>>68830134
says the burger who voted for a nigger twice and will soon be run by lying criminal cunt woman
>>68830396
I bet you don't know the joys of tasting not-wood, faggot
>>68830467
>Kansas AND Texas
Opinion discarded
>>68827723
>257 kcal big mac
you looked at per 100g,it's near 500
>>68830077
It's very lean and tastes rather plain. Not chicken but close enough I guess. Not many actually eat them though, they are pests and rather boney so the skins are more used.
>>68824272
half of that looks like it will give you cancer within a week.
>>68830449
>being this mad when most Brits here love America
Hows the tiny penis going Jerome?
>>68830449
To be fair Texans have mid tier laws at best, AZ blows you out the fucking water in regards to concealed carry.
>inb4 'muh open carry'
lol no
>>68829949
DELETE THIS
>>68827525
Bacon wrapped fillet mignon is pretty based
But then again so is brisket
t. Texan
>>68825840
New pasta
>>68830859
Bacon wrapped wood duck breast
It really pisses me off how difficult it is to get a BBQ license at the moment.
>>68831055
Hahahahahaha
>>68831055
I managed to get my barbecue license a couple of years back, but I don't have the knife license required to cut the meats and just have to chew on the whole chunks.
>>68829949
how much of a degenerate do you have to be to do this?
what the fuck
>>68827252
dank edits
>>68828373
They are decent but heavy. Hungry enough, 2 of these hit the spot. 1st Shake Shack for me was in Dubai.
