>europoors will NEVER know what good AMERICAN bbq taste like.
>>68824272
They're busy eating rotted meat. They're too stupid to realize we beat them at cooking meat.
>>68824272
We won't know what a lot of food tastes like becasue our lives are short and there's only so much we can shove down our gobs before making it shorter.
>tfw will never know what real haggis tastes like because the FDA are cucks
How come when americans cook it always look like fast food even if it's not fast food?
eating pork is offensive to moslems, hate speech laws prohibit it
>>68824272
gibs me some meat ;(
>>68824272
you think you invented bbq?
you fucken retards stole all of your culinary culture from the french british spanish and germans
>>68824991
>looks like fast food
What are you on about, abdul?
>>68824991
how come when spaniards cook it's in poverty?
When I consider the intellectual capacities of European "people," I can only pity them.
>>68825178
The way you present your food with all that paper, get some class please.
>>68824991
What are famous dishes from Spain?
>>68824991
that's from a food truck, of course its fast food.
oh my fuck that looks good.
>>68824272
i was eating some ramen, but now i can't finish it
>anyone outside of the west coast has to settle for shitty over priced burgers
>>68825287
We have thousands upon thousands, our cusisine is very rich.
>>68825240
Good meme.
>>68825428
In n out has shit fries though familia
>>68825273
Probably cleaner than your dirty hands, bud
>spic talks about class
>>68824272
that beef rib is 10/10
>>68824272
>tfw i dont even know how American BBQ taste like because spic
>>68824272
>europoors will NEVER know what good AMERICAN bbq taste like
Well duh it's a ton of pork man.
>>68824272
>putting sauce on good meat
>>68824272
Looks delicious. The only problem I have is with the brisket. Why cook it in some weird plastic bag? How are you supposed to get pit juice if you don't let the juice go into the pit?
>>68825287
>never tasted paella let alone perfected a dish of it
why even live
>>68825448
>shitting on spanish food
>>68824272
Jesus christ 90% of that looks inedible.
>>68825625
Good post.
>>68825514
holy shit, THIS
everyone i know drools over them, but they're just pieces of salted cardboard
>>68824991
Nothing you cook could compare to that.
>>68825428
>tfw no in & out in based cascadia
>>68825710
i'm sure you can barbecue a kiwi bird
>>68825696
sorry
it was meant to be for the poster hamburger that was insulting your cuisine
>>68824272
what if they just, i dunno, flew to the states for a visit?
>>68825696
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68825721
Animals style make those shit fries taste better
>>68824272
>fasting
>this video
Fuck you.
>>68825788
Being on an island means that most BBQ's will feature some sea food rather than bird m80.
>>68825138
>You can has mushroom
>>68825883
This is the preisthood rising
>>68825169
That's our secret, we are the french british spanish and germans
>>68825169
WE WUZ CULINARY AND SHIEEET
>>68825789
>>68825696
>>68825840
t. Alberto barbosa
>>68825428
That's cool. At least we don't live in Cali.
>>68825904
>implying fish are meat
>>68825774
>he doesn't know about in & out in medford
>>68825877
>plastic looking cheese
>>68825939
Kill yourself
>>68824272
>shit a fast food line chef on minimum wage produced.
Would not eat/10.
>>68825840
>Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68825683
you can't make paella yourself?
>>68825696
>paella
Shits disgusting. Throw a bunch of cheap shit into a skillet and put it in front of someone.
>WOW
>>68825904
any retard can cook shrimp on the barbie fuck, it's not nearly as hard as cooking beef rib or brisket
>Eurokeks will never know what it's like to eat mofongo
>>68826034
that's def not fast food
>>68826034
That's strange, I don't recall requesting medical assistance
>>68826034
>You will never know how good ol american biscuit and gravy taste like
>>68826058
i was making fun of the burger you cheesehead
>>68824272
I havent eaten in a day and this killed me
>>68824272
now fug off back to /ck/
>>68824272
>he will NEVER eat TURBO POWERED roasted lamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm4679TXPWw
>>68825999
Kingfish steak definitely is.
Even better if you've gone spearfishing for it to give the fish a fighting chance.
>>68825696
> boasts of delicious spanish cuisine
> posts image full of inedible mussel shells and shrimp heads
paella is GROSS
>>68825287
They've got the best ham in the world and paella is fucking delicious. Other than that I'm not sure. Tapas?
>>68824272
>bbq thread
>ctrl+f "kansas city"
>no results
Kansas City is the Mecca for barbecue lovers. Every other style of barbecue in the United States is absolute shit compared to the glorious and wonderful Kansas City variety.
None of you know what real barbecue is.
>>68825138
Typical Swede begging for handouts.
>>68825428
Whataburger, Carl's Jr., and McDonald's
>>68825840
This post is why I go to /pol/
>>68825138
wow that is the quintessential badger
stereotypical even
>Americucks will NEVER taste the pinnacle of European cuisine
at :16 I came
>>68824272
Had a Smoked Turkey with Cranberry and Mayo Sandwich for lunch. The Bomb Diggity.
>>68826187
Got that right mothuhfuckuh!
>>68826419
do you eat the eyes?
>>68825619
Tip top kek
/thread
>>68825696
Half of that isn't edible...why would you want to eat around shit?
![Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge.webm](https://i.imgur.com/GVB4XLt.jpg "Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge.webm")
AMERICAAAAAAHHH
>>68826373
Had it all. I prefer the Carolina vinegary sauces.
>>68826373
>Kansas City
I too like the co-mingled tastes of vinegar and tomatoes on all of my bbq.
Get fucked, sauce is only needed when you prove to be too retarded to bbq properly.
>>68826488
of course
>>68826308
Hahahahahaha
>>68826308
How is life in the Balkans
>>68826406
Right. It's like some 3rd reich propaganda picture of the ideal aryan badger
>>68825625
this
sauce is disgusting
>West Coasters still havent realized In n Out is the most overrated place in the fast food industry
Literally the most disappointing part of my Arizona/California trip
Wtf do you morons see in this overrated garbage? Even Chris Beastmode Jones was shocked when he got it because its so average yet its so hyped
>>68826192
That's the food I get here at the next kebab joint for 10 CHF they just won't overcook it till it looks and tastes like shit.
>>68826568
>tfw no yuka gf
>>68825169
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>68825661
I'm going to Memphis later this year. It'll feel good to be one of the privileged Euros able to try Murrican BBQ.
>>68826671
>overcook
Stop embarrassing yourself, you know nothing about barbecue
>>68826488
Eat them first, infact dont use silverware and just use your hands to hold it to your face and gnaw at it like the worthless dog that you are. nice dubs btw
>>68824272
>well done
Fuck off faggot you know nothing about barbecuing
>>68825169
bullshit, sandwiches were invented by general sandwich
barbecue is named after truman's dog
macaroni was what the settlers called indians
pretty sure edison invented the microwave for popcorn
meanwhile in canada
>put faucet in tree
>>68826671
>they serve pig at kebab joints
There's that Yuropoor education lel
>>68825840
>>68826308
Wouldn't that just fling the juices everywhere and not self baste? Is that a meme?
>>68826585
What do they taste like?
>>68825169
"American" is not an ethnicity. We're all descendants of Europeans. We didn't steal anything, we merely adapted it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso
BBQ is literally God's food.
>Eurocucks will NEVER, EVER eat real American BBQ
>>68826665
I don't suck it's dick like the others here. I only really like it because it is cheap where I am compared to other burgers, but usually isn't worth the wait in the large lines of normalfags the restaurant attracts at key dining hours
>>68825518
>spic
Okay, Australian in denial
>>68826910
>"American" is not an ethnicity.
>>68826419
actually down south pig / cow head is pretty popular
>>68826575
>Carolina vinegary sauces
Absolutely disgusting. How can you even call yourself an American?
>>68826583
I'll bet you're from Texas. Your state produced Cruz, and therefore, your opinion is invalid here.
>>68824272
Looks tasty desu
>tfw still haven't experienced real BBQ
>>68824272
Europoors don't have meat over in europe?
t.
>>68826266
It looks like shit, it's presented like shit and I actually ate it, it tasted like shit.
Those are the things 15 year old 1st year apprentices do for shit and giggles.
>>68826766
No what is presented in the video is literally shit you can throw right into the bin. I would never serve my customers a tray of just fuck my shit up.
>>68826841
They do here Abdul.
>>68827027
>Canada produced Cruz
FTFY
>>68827027
Real Texas BBQ is nothing but salt and pepper
>>68827019
it was. but Listerine American is the appropriate word now
>>68826917
Wouldn't that be that weird marshmallow thing
it may be news over in murica but europeans have meat too!
they even have people who know how to heat it then cut it and put pieces on a plate!
the world is a crazy place I know.
>>68826568
how is she not dead
>>68827090
Gee Mr. Barbosa that looks awful
>>68824272
>eating raw meat
>>68827098
Go eat your raclette, skinny fat queer. We eat like men over here.
>>68827058
Its okay maple senpai
>want to try poutine
>still haven't
>>68826874
very chewy and fat, and somewhat tasteless
>>68826568
My stomach hurts from watching that.
Is she shitting it as she goes? She eats so goddamned slow
>>68825661
>he doesn't crutch his brisket
>>68826785
>Canadian BBQ
>steal your neighbor's grill and cook steak that you bought from some Newfie out of the back of a truck
At least you have Montreal smoked meat.
>>68827303
Jesus christ limey, why even bother with meat if you're going to cook it until it's the consistency of a sand shoe?
>>68827027
> n-no, tomatoes and vinegar makes meat taste good.
No, it hides your fuck ups because you can't cook, it doesn't make it taste good.
>>68827303
you Muslims and your parasite superstition so hilliarious
>>68827098
Really? Most europoor fast food places are quite content to serve garbage though, at least in Italy, Germany, Spain...I imagine your cultureless "country" isn't much different
>>68825428
Wisconsin has Culvers, they're better than In n Out.
>>68827090
Kek
There is literally no meat in that plate
>american bbq
You guys should learn from us on how to make a real CHURRASCO
>>68825883
>island Muslims can't even tell when Ramadan is
Can't wait till we invade you fuckers
>>68827303
Medium rare meat is juicy and has perfect texture.
>>68826019
It's called cheese sauce.
>>68827518
brb going to Sonic now, You guys want anything?
>>68827525
>Made from the white men who discovered Brazilians
>>68824272
we have bacon curated in salt for years
>>68827303
>BBQ
>throwing big meat into fire ooga booga tastes good
>>68827518
There's atleast 5 varieties of meat in there
>>68824272
>posts video from South Korea
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>>68827486
>if you're muslim you must be muslim
Nice meme.
Try cooking your meat in the future, Muhammad
>>68825428
>implying it's not in texas now
>>68827605
A fat mulatto girlfriend would be nice.
>>68826785
> god damned canadians.
BBQ is NOT meat on a grill, you retarded maple fag.
BBQ IS SLOW COOKING
what you do when you throw some briquets in the hibachi is called GRILLING.
sweet fucking mother of god, canadians are all bieber level retards arent they?
>>68826373
Haha one time I was at Gates and the owners' wife comes in and asks "why all these crackers at my restaurant?" It's owned by a black family btw.
>>68827525
>literally just tree trunks and racks of cow
I like your style.
>>68827646
meant for >>68827264
>>68826568
I'd be full after the second
Apparantly there's only 257 kcal in a big mac, which is way lower than I thought there'd be.
She's got 20 there, so that's roughly 5100kcal in one sitting.
Some turbo-obese people eat more than that per day, so it's definitely possible for a human to cope with.
>>68824272
subject closed.
>>68827525
is that what you do to losing soccer teams?
>>68827303
>smoked for 12 hours
>raw
the autism is real
>>68827605
I have a large chili cheese tots from Sonic I couldn't get to going to waste right next to me.
Why does fast food spoil so fast?
>>68824272
>dry rub
d-d-d-dropped
>>68827605
I'll have a strawberry shake
>>68827518
Damn, I love sonic. I usually just get two of the footlong coneys.
>>68827641
That's just rotted meat. Quit bullshitting yourself.
>>68827646
niggers taught us how to do it.
we gave them the shittiest cuts of meat but somehow they turned it into something delicious.
>>68827316
>poutine is in any way comparable to BBQ
Unfortunately my nations favorite Food item Is a drunken snack food at best. still love it though
>>68827525
You do realize the webm in the OP is a smoked piece of meat, right? We're just a little more scientific about it. We use machines with specific types of wood, with WiFi enabled thermometers that alert us when we're off by a degree or two.
>>68826568
what does her shit look like?
>>68825273
>>68824991
Nigga, please!
>>68827525
Those Brazilian bbq places in the States are top notch. Pay like $50 to get a seat, then it's just servers bringing around racks of meat. You point at what you want, they cut you a slab, and move on. All you can eat; it's like a heart attack factory.
>>68827662
hey, get some reading comprehension I was the one calling you a muzzy here
>>68827525
You're letting that smoke go up in the air and get wasted, hoto. protip, learn from us what a smokehouse is.
>>68824272
2:40 am here and you asshat just made me hungry. Fuck you, i hope you die from penile cancer.
>>68824272
I miss you, Texas :(
>>68827814
>niggers taught us how to do it.
Stop.
>ameritards and yurocunts will never truly experience the persian cuisine
>>68827814
/thread
>>68827646
I meant that the plate isn't full of meat. What's the point.. Unless it's a salad
>>68826022
hes not wrong
Step up your cheap shitty fast food game niggers
>>68827910
literally looks like shit
>>68827860
I don't speak Muslim, Mexicano.
>>68827910
wrong
>>68827843
>tfw I am on the opposite side of Houston for Killens
Literal fucking suffering.
>>68827910
>literally poop next to potatoes
>>68824272
Do the cucks in Europe even eat meat anymore? I figured they were all vegetarians at this point.
>>68824272
nah...german,french,italian and spanish food beat yours hands down.
you will never know continental food.
>>68827903
Who needs dumb ol' Texas anyway?
>>68827989
Is that bread of sausage?
>>68827989
What the fuck is that shit
That feel when always got invited to the American bbqs on a camp in Afghanisan but got banned from playing Poker with them because they are shit at it.
>>68826874
Squishy, not much taste really.
The eyes are given to first time eaters to freak them out. The rest of the meat is really tender.
> Americans.
> Knowing shit about barbies.
KEK i say KEK!
Is it only the southern states that have good food? New York food seems kinda meh and I don''t even know what food California has.
>>68827809
>Rotten meat
Well I must be a fucking zombie cause that shit can turn a muslim into christianity in seconds
>>68825273
thats the thing though, you dont even know where the culture of bbq lies. you do this shit outside, camping, or just hanging around with the senpai or having a relaxing adult mode party (hella kush + bbq _+ females = best party ever)
so you dont bring regular tableware to a bbq you just eat outside on paper plates or some such thing
>>68828018
you sound fluent to me, Mohammed
>>68827665
Thanks to all those useless fucking Californiggers shitting up beautiful Austin.
>>68825840
Miscer pls
>>68827605
i want a friend to go to Sonic with
>>68828104
>>68828078
>>68828098
It's a bunch of leftover meat thrown together and deep fried.
>>68825169
The fact that we do things they weren't doing begs to differ you retarded moose.
>>68828119
Well ur shit at posting gifs that move so it evens out
>>68828156
the south is the only place you'll find unique food. everywhere else has different and usually better takes on things that originated elsewhere
>>68825840
>type as sober as possible
>>68827303
kek it reminded me of this
>>68828182
>hella kush
>>68825428
>>68825514
THIS
five guys cajun fries are god tier
>>68824272
>Implying you know anything remotely worth mentioning about cuisine in general.
Please, stick to doing guns and being fat.
>>68827090
chorizo and black puddin?
>>68828152
>americuck
Probably have never thrown another shrimp on the barbie
Why is the meat still so red when the outside is blacker than a Congoid nigger?
>>68828039
I'm near it, but rarely go. It's literally like this all the time
>>68828119
>banned from playing Poker with them because they are shit at it
Stuffing aces in your sleeve isn't skillful poker playing.
>>68828236
Rather have a Febo desu lad
>>68827310
Yea you're a cool girly girl and I respect that you never ate real food and probably are on your period. Eat some chocolate sis, it might help.
>>68827501
I don't care about fast food joints as it's not my standard, but that "food" in the webm is as low quality as a fast foot joint can go to not get closed on the spot.
>>68828236
>>68825428
Time to step your game up familia
>>68825273
It Enriches the flavor and traps the juice.
>>68828334
Indirect heat and smoke.
>>68828293
>>68827723
>Some turbo-obese people eat more than that per day, so it's definitely possible for a human to cope with.
It must be sped up over several hours. I can't imagine a person of average weight eating that in less than 10 hours
I love BBQ but when you see char you know that it increases your risk of cancer. I only eat BBQ every once in awhile.
>>68827989
This is pleb shit
>>68828104
This is haute cuisine
>>68824272
>Cutting on plastic cutting board
Enjoy you BPA. Get a wood board, faggot.
>>68828317
>Mom, I posted it again!
The reason we're fat is because our food doesn't suck like yours, Mario
>>68824272
I mean they *can*.
They just have to move to the USA or pay ridiculous/sad prices for it.
>>68828317
That still has marks where the jockey was whipping it
>>68828373
what did you just say about my family esse
>>68828119
I thought they could play poker but just got drunk under the table
>Americans will never experience our raw herring
>>68825428
>in n out burger
Why is everything from the west coast inferior to Texas?
>>68825696
that looks quite nice.
>>68828373
5 guys is fucking expensive though. The whole combo is lile 12 bucks. Not worth it in my opinion
>>68828366
>>68828445
frikandel >>>> kroket, vriend
fastest fucking post limit, gonna need a cont for the pogo lovers in here
>>68828322
yes
2 types of chorizo, 2 types of morcela (black puddin) and tocinho (pig fat). It's a famous portuguese stew.
>>68828119
>gambling
sharia doesn't bloody allow it
>>68827989
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *faggot.
>>68828411
>Bloody chicken.
>This kills the human.
>>68825927
underrated bost
>>68828068
>the british palette
Bless your heart.
>>68828448
Wood is unhygienic.
Bacteria can get deep inside and stay there for weeks or even months.
>>68828525
Oklahoma fag here
Whataburger was your only achievement. Thank you for spreading it to us, senpai
>>68828521
kek'd
why do i have an erection
>this negros think they can into food
>>68828534
as if it isn't fucking god tier though, I'm willing to pay that much for a fully loaded burger and incredible fries
>>68827303
Ill go medium well and thats it, i just never have been a fan of anything less cooked than that. Ive tried medium and even some medium rare before, just cant enjoy it.
>>68828525
Wisconsin is better than Texas
We invented Culvers
>>68828293
Oh god is that CookingwithJack?
>>68828373
Five Guys exists on the West Coast...
>>68824272
I thought it was a puppy from the thumbnail
>>68826378
it is hard times, I don't even have any ham for my burger ;(
>>68828635
use bamboo, toothpaste
>>68828565
one of those is probably your yearly income, juan
>>68828720
>tfw my wife's son ate all the lettuce
>>68828068
and, in ten years, neither will we or anyone else :^)
>>68828724
use marble or glass senpai
>>68824272
I think that looks delicious
But isn't eating all that burnt/black bits terrible for you, even more so than the huge amount of red meat?
>>68826308
>you see, the faster it spins, the faster it cooks
>>68828635
>Wood is unhygienic.
>I don't know how wood works as a cutting board at all.
Good post retard.
>>68828663
>Mexico
>Picture isn't of beans and rice
Cmon lad
>>68824272
>NEVER
Shit, those niggers travel about quite well and all they do is eat.
>>68828525
>in n out
Those faggots don't even have jalapenos on their hamburgers
>>68828545
Then who do no Michelin star restaurants serve frikandellen, but many serve kroketten?
>>68828373
>This is what a 15 dollar meal looks like.
Can go to a sit down place for that much and get a much better burger.
>>68826272
>calls that a burger
Calling that a burger is like calling taco bell mexican food you american wannabe cocksleeve
