http://youtu.be/9KijuDhqaLs
>>68811603
What? He actually said that?
>>68811603
What the hell was he thinking when he said this?
Even though he's a rat i dont want to have sex with him? What did he mean by this?
>>68811603
>He may be a rat
>But I don't want to fuck him
He admits his heritage
>>68811603
It's hard for him not to copulate with every rat he finds.
>>68811603
>Meanwhile in Telegraph Disqus comment section
"Wait guys..Donald doesn't look like a rat, Ted does!"
>>68811603
He just admitted to wanting to have sex with rats
>>68811603
I thought it was just /pol/ bullshtting
Why did he even say that?
The memes are too real
>loud dubstep at the end
could you be any more of a faggot
why is meme magic real?
It's real.
>>68811603
EXCUSE me?
>>68811603
Pot meet kettle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking
Reference to Roger Stone's days with Nixon.
Why does Trump hate women, he has a 79% disapproval rating from registered women voters
TRUMP BTF....wait....what?
>>68811603
>Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him
>>68813031
Nobody is going to get that. People will think he copulates with rats.
Well done, Rato.
>Cruz’s dubiously phrased remarks were an allusion to Stone’s reputation for being a “ratfucker.”
>When the definitive history of postwar American politics is written, there will be a chapter exclusively devoted to “ratfucking,” which was the delicate term of art that members of Richard Nixon’s goon squad would use to describe the countless (and frequently illegal) acts of subterfuge and sabotage they engaged in on their president’s behalf.
TOP PIP
GLORY TO KEK
>>68813235
i had to find out my autism was flaring up. this still makes no sense and
>>68813224
is right.
>>68811603
Which one of you memeseers did this? That's some very powerful meme magic.
>>68811603
>Ted "ratto" Cruz calling someone else a rat
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>>68813328
moste potente
>>68811603
MEME MAGIC
>>68811603
What did he mean by this, /pol/?
>>68811603
what did he mean by this?
>>68813032
Why does women hate Trump, you mean?
Because he's a white male
>>68812576
You call anything with bass dubstep huh?
>>68811603
what
>>68813497
>>68813603
see here
>>68813235
that is the most stupid uncreative retort
Cruz meltdown
>>68813032
women fuck people they outwardly disapprove of all the time
>>68813032
Women are emotion based voters. Very few follow politics because they do not pay as many taxes/serve in the state's military and as a result they use their rights given to them from women's suffrage to show that they are a big girl and vote for whoever says what she hears most other people agree with.
That said, women aren't any more or less intelligent, it's just that their social prerogatives are different.
>>68813497
I have no idea he seemed to imply he wants to have sex with people who look like rats.
>>68813605
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Nothing to add except Lying Ted is proud that he sharted himself.
>>68811603
What the fuck? So he usually does desire to copulate with rats?
>>68811603
"How does Cruz always look both happy and sad? 'I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered', his face says."
— Marie Le Conte, @youngvulgarian
>>68814215
Lel
>>68811603
What the fuck Ted...
>>68811603
I'M DYING SQUIRTLE
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH
>>68811603
>>68811603
>>68813328
It was all of us and none of us but individually it was all of the fault of one laughing God.
>>68811603
>make a farfetched reference even political analysts had to re-research before 'getting it'
>to the rest of the populace it looks like EVEN THOUGH WE'RE BOTH RATS I DONT WANT TO FUCK DONALD TRUMP
what an idiot
>>68811603
>Donald Trump may be a rat
Is he trying to shift our meme magic onto Donald?
BAKANA!!!!!
Did he actually say that? I'm extremely sensitive to cringe and I'm unable to watch this.
>>68811603
Well... meme'd... friend?
ITT: /pol/ exposes itself for the politically illiterate board it is once again.
Trump is a legend when it comes to getting under someones skin. They get flustered and thrown off their game. This has happened to every candidate Trump has targeted
>>68814775
Yeah exactly.in those words
>>68811603
MEME MAGIC IS DANGEROUS WE HAVE TO STOP
>>68814873
To be fair, it's US slang. So non-Americans wouldn't know what it meant because they never use the term and Americans wouldn't know what it meant because Americans are stupid.
HOLA RATÓN
>>68811603
This whole election is like an acid trip.
>>68813235
But literally no one outside of the wonks and history nerds is going to know that
Why on earth would you say it?
>>68815176
>americans are stupid
more like it was worded so fucking terribly that nobody actually caught the reference
itd be like referencing scarface by saying "i may be a little friend but i will not ask donald trump to say hello to me"
nobody would fucking get the reference, doubly so in this case because ratfucking isnt exactly a day-to-day term
>>68814873
The point is that Cruz has been joked to look ugly & like a rat, and then went and referred to the term "ratfucking" in an extremely roundabout way that was confusing and sounded stupid. He tried to sound clever but instead just confused/baffled people when he started about not wanting to copulate with Trump.
>>68811603
Rato confirming his rat nature.
>I am a rat. Donald may also be a rat
>It's natural for members of the same species to copulate
>I will not copulate with him
>I won't fuck Trump
>>68815457
>it's his fault that I'm too stupid to get a reference
Is there a way this can be exploited?
>>68815563
He sure is picky.
Holy shit this is pure gold
RATO IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE ATM!
>>68813726
What is it, moombaton? Is this knife party?
Maybe shitposting is power source of meme magic. If that's true /pol/ can be very powerful source of power.
>>68815176
>To be fair, it's US slang. So non-Americans wouldn't know what it meant because they never use the term and Americans wouldn't know what it meant because Americans are stupid.
Have never heard the term save for in the military in relation to going through old MREs for left overs.
For someone this board has named "Rato" to actually talk about having sex with a rat is pretty fucking amazing.
>>68814873
>using a meme joke thread to be pompous
kill yourself retard
>>68811603
TODAY /POL/ MADE RATO REALIZE HE'S A RAT
>>68813032
>registered women voters
>registered
most of trumps support is new........not registered
that's why all the polls are null and void
>>68815671
Look whos P(P(V))=P(V)'ing
>>68815759
What you call "shitposting" is the pure essence of memetic influence. Irresistible urge to reproduce meaningless ideas.
>>68811603
>Maybe if he was a female rat
VOCAL CORD PARASITES
WOLBACHIA
METALLIC ARCHEA
MALE TO FEMALE
COPULATION
MALE 2 FEMALE
>>68811603
is he trying to lose?
>>68811603
ted cruz campaign song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWR1h-5EzUo
>>68813032
He doesn't need to win the women, he just needs to win over enough to reduce the gap.
Also, men need to stop being cucks and none of this would be a problem. Any man voting for Hillary should be summarily castrated.
>>68811603
Did he mean capitulate? Even that would sound weird. Maybe "capitulate to him"?
There's so many levels of wrong on this that I cannot express it in words.
I'd better make some content instead.
>>68815095
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE AWAKEN
>>68815721
Holy shit you fags are literally retarded.
Trump should respond with "sorry lyin ted i dont do guys" that would be hilarous
>>68816301
>Did he mean capitulate
No, he 100% meant "fuck" thinking he was associating Trump with Nixon.
What he doesn't get is that Trump's supporters would have been Nixon's biggest fan's and don't know the term anyway and to hear a pompous, crypto-Jew saying that will be a sound byte that lives on forever.
>>68811603
Memes made this happen guys. He is a self admitted rat.
>>68811603
The rat fuck even talked about projecting during the same speech.
P R O J E C T I N G
#RATSFORCRUZ #CRUZMRJINGLES2016
I've read the reference but I still think it's weird.
>>68815671
No, Cruz wanted to use a term that showed how aware and cool he was without saying the word fuck. So he tried to play Mr. Thesaurus, like eighth graders do on English papers, and sounded like an idiot for an extremely overly verbose statement on how he doesn't want to copulate with Donald Trump.
Rather than trying to be edgy in a polite fashion, he could have just said that he doesn't want to stoop to his level, or he holds himself to a moral higher ground, or something that people would generally get, he did this back asswards reference to a term most people don't get.
Most newspapers and politicans average to a sixth grade reading level so most of their constituency can understand them (Trump actually speaks a little bit more plain, at a fifth grade reading level). Now I can respect a politican for using a word that appropriately describes thing. Going around in a way where saying "ratfucking" affirms your desire to not copulate with another candidate is fucking dumb as shit, as was Cruz's decision to deny the National Enquirer's story - which got mainstream media publications that were entirely ignoring the story to report on both the allegations and his hasty denial.
>>68811603
Fox News just played this clip (totally straight-faced, mind you) and I laughed my ass off.
What the fuck was he thinking? What was he even trying to say?!
>>68811603
Meme magic is real
>>68817077
https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aratfucking
>Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President's Men.
A niche term that 99% of people wouldn't get, but he didn't want to say the word "fucking" in public so he did an extremely weird way to refer to the term that is a goldmine for everyone to mock him.
>>68814626
I can't even handle this, too much kek
>>68811603
god damn i hate this guy but is he seriously trying to lose? what the hell was he thinking?
>>68817262
His use of the word "but" though implies that he's sexually attracted to rats.
"I am sexually attracted to rats, but I wouldn't ratfuck Donald."
>>68816331
Gave me an idea.
>>68811603
this just proves that this board channels the memetic essence of the omnipotent entity known as Kek
we are sitting on the most dangerous weapon in the history of mankind
>>68813032
My sister doesnt like Trump because "he hates mexicans and woman." When I told her his stance is against illegal immigration and saying he hates woman is a baseless accusation. My neice then backed me up about the illegal immigration thing, actually restored my faith in humanity a little bit.
>He may be the same species as i am, and a very attractive specimen, but i have no desire to have sexual intercourse with him
Totally TsundeRato
I'm fucking dying
>>68811603
creepy cruz does it again
>>68815361
Meme magic anon, meme magic.
>>68817542
My meme mana is high today. Gimme a sec.
I would be grateful if some skilled twitterfags uses them, it's part of the magic.
>>68816087
>yfw all the other candidates were bought by trump and played one by one to generate the most attention for him
>>68817262
Ah, I see...
Here's a slightly longer cut of the clip, his words are a little more "in context".
But it's still totally ridiculous that he set himself up for perpetual ridicule with this soundbite:
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM
>>68817859
>>68817662
my fucking sides
>>68817932
why not use the real quote tho
>>68817662
>>68817859
These are gold
This has got to be the mother of all freudian slips
>>68816508
Your guy is fucked. Trump is going to be president.
Its obviously a chopped up video you idiots you can see the frame skips
>>68811603
What the fuck Rato
>>68816461
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE AWAKEN
>>68811603
>MFW Meme Magic is becoming more powerful everyday
Holy shit im dying. Meme magic
>>68818431
Dumb fucking leaf, just google the fucking quote, there are already several news articles about it
So he basically just said he usually likes to copulate with rats???
>>68817560
I've noticed that very, very young kids (5-10 year olds) tend to be more redpilled than people my age.
t. 19 year old
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/25/more-convincing-ted-cruz-sex-scandals-than-the-one-in-the-national-enquirer/
TED IS DED
http://strawpoll.me/7185606
http://strawpoll.me/7185606
http://strawpoll.me/7185606
this is like the worst schoolyard retort that he got flustered and fucked up in the middle and made it gay.
Fuck you man I'll suck your dick
El Rato the Rat Impregnato
>>68818113
Damn.
>>68818650
Except when the rat is Trump.
Ted really didn't think this statement through
"Ratfucking" is not exactly a term that gets thrown around in the average person's vocabulary, particularly in their political vocabulary
Out of context, 99% of Cruz voters aren't going to get what the fuck el Rato is referencing, and think "He's not willing to fuck Trump, but he'd fuck other rats? wtf". He's destroying his campaign every time he opens his lying mouth.
And the best part? TRUMP DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
HE RE-TWEETED A PICTURE FROM A FAN, AND THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER PRINTED THE STORY THAT'S GOT RATO ON HIS GRUBBY HIND LEGS
TRUMP'S LITERALLY UNSTUMPABLE HERE
>>68818067
>But it's still totally ridiculous that he set himself up for perpetual ridicule with this soundbite:
Only by those whose opinions should thereafter be rejected. But I'm sure Trump's support base will revel in it, side by side with the worst of the left's media hit men.
>>68818431
>>68818431
HERE'S A LONGER UNCUT VERSION, YOU FUCKING LEAF:
TED CRUZ TALKS ABOUT FUCKING RATS AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T DONALD TRUMP:
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM [Embed] [Embed]
https://youtu.be/3YSCzik5uPM [Embed] [Embed]
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
LYIN' TED OFFICIALLY LOSING HIS SHIT
PRAISE KEK! THE MEMEOSPHERE IS OUT OF CONTROL!
>>68819171
Keep on shilling, you cuckservative fuck.
>>68819445
>taking on the left's tactics and trying to do the left's job of destroying all their opponents one at a time
Might be a little mistaken on who here is the cuck in this complicated political relationship.
Feel free to use it on Twitter and everywhere.
hallo ratto
>>68818067
Did...did he really just say that?
>>68819318
Does anybody else notice how hard he tries to copy obamas charisma? Dude sounds exactly like him. He even pauses every other word and does the signature stare off into nowhere
Just spread -How can he be true to the citizen as a president when he even cant be true to his wife?
>>68819761
>$0.05 cents have been deposited into your paypal account, thank you for shilling on behalf of Applied Memecucks
>>68819907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
>>68811603
This is simply Ted Cruz's way of saying: "I'm not fucking around with Donald."
It's very autistic.
>>68812272
Meme magic is real.
>>68813224
Literally intelligence without wisdom: the person
>>68818650
He's trying to be clever but coming off weird as usual.
>>68811603
He's literally melting down. Trump's confirmed to be next president of the US. This is going to be a fun ride boys.
>>68813031
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking
>Reference to Roger Stone's days with Nixon.
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
>>68820003
Why isn't he the pol candidate? He's cheating on his wife, beating every loved one in sight, and he's mildly autistic. Seems like a match made in heaven.
>>68820455
>mildly
>>68820455
That's more appropriate for /b/, tbqh fampai.
>>68820003
He was referring to ratfucking, an extremely rare word that no one uses.
See: >>68817262
>>68811603
I think I know this but forgot the name for it,someone at school had this where they could not recognize their own face but we only found out when we all did self portraits.
The guy looked like John Oliver but painted ( very well I might add ) himself as a blonde square jawed brad pitt type.
everyone laughed but that is how he actually saw himself in the mirror.
>>68812936
>Not knowing what copulate means
How's middle school kiddo?
>>68820860
>emptier
says it all
If he said
>Let me be clear: Donald Trump is a rat, and I have no desire to copulate with him.
This would have been a fair reference.
But he instead said "but," which logically suggests he normally enjoys copulating with rats.
>>68818377
he means you're retarded because you had to look up the definition of copulate
>>68811603
>el rato just admitted hes a zoophile
>>68811603
>he actually said it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
The worst thing of all this is that I'm not sure if there is still going to be something to topple that.
Oh god I'm dying.
>>68818978
>"Ratfucking" is not exactly a term that gets thrown around in the average person's vocabulary, particularly in their political vocabulary
It is actually, specifically, a political term. If you don't know what "ratfucking" is, you're undereducated or underaged.
You're still right about Trump, though, this was some master judo shit. He let Cruz destroy himself.
>>68819784
cute rato
>>68817262
It still doesn't make any sense.
>>68821411
>tfw managed to get through a political science minor in the 90s without knowing what rat fucking is.
>>68818978
>GRUBBY HIND LEGS
motherucker that got me good.
>>68821411
Yeah we get that it's a reference to ratfucking. But Cruz's statement still makes no sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpk0OGkbrZA
Katrina spilling the beans.
*Soros funded femen tits too
>>68821411
Every beltway insider known what ratfucking means, it's been around since Nixon.
>>68821411
Ratfucking is actually a military term for someone who opens all the MREs in the crate and takes out the good stuff.
Source: retired marine and have been hearing this term for decades
what an odd thing to say. who the fuck cares if he's referencing something. I can't wait until Rato goes away
>>68821987
I was just being pedantic about "particularly in their political vocabulary" aka autistically nitpicking bullshit that absolutely doesn't matter aka being on 4chan
>Jeb endorses Cruz
>like fucking two days later we get the Cuban Mistress Crisis
>Big Don doesn't even say anything and Rato rushes to deny everything and blame Trump in a way that makes it fucking obvious the allegations are true
>next he goes ahead and uses a niche term very akwardly which is basically going to make his voters and everyone else think "so he would fuck rats as long as they were not Trump? What the fuck?"
Jeb is such a mess he destroys everything he touches, thank god he didn't endorse Trump.
>>68822109
Chili and Macaroni mastserrace here
>>68811603
Jesus Christ Ted is a mess. Give up brother, salvage what little credibility you have left and your senate seat.
>>68819917
You know you are right
>>68821411
someone do one of the search graphs for "ratfucking" because I have never heard it in any chat here ever before in 5 years I bet it the same for the rest of the internet.
>>68819917
He's not copying Obama, he's speaking like an televangelist. I was a christfag for way too long and the way he speaks gives me flashbacks.
>>68812272
That's what I was thinking
>he knows
>>68822674
*a televangelist.
>>68822159
Even if (and that's a big if) the story is false, the damage has been done, that sound bit is going to be in ads from now until Cruz is out.
Remember, John Kerry's swift boats were proved false, but it worked. People questioned whether or not a decorated war hero was brave. This puts into question Cruz's evangelical base. And it didn't happen all at once, swift boats took weeks to get going.
>>68822577
I've never seen it on /pol/ either, but /pol/ doesn't talk about Nixon much. I mostly remember it from college, and political forums during the Bush administration comparing their actions to that of Nixon, when it was fashionable among liberals to criticize the illegal shit the government was doing.
>>68811603
>>68811603
HOLY FUCK ITS REAL TOP KEK
>>68822044
You did good Manolo, congratulations on your digits.
funny how cruz uses the exact same cadence as Amanda Carpenter when denying. listen to the faux outrage
https://youtu.be/unxhVVBuQ-M?t=54s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg2sC37QWfM
Out of the options between Trump, Heidi and a rat, I wonder which Ted would choose to fuck, marry, kill.
>>68823371
He would obviously fuck the rat, marry Heidi and kill Trump. How is this even a question?
>>68822674
He's not copying a televangelist, he's speaking like an Obama. I was a obamfag for way too long and the way he speaks gives me flashbacks.
Trumps people are lurking waiting for us to make a perfect response to this obvious bait or is Ted Cruz oblivious to the way he looks?
>>68816975
>>68811603
"Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President's Men."
>Cruz confirmed for ineffective, baffling and borderline autistic behavior and wordplay.
>>68823367
>tfw your PR guy can't make anything sound credible
>>68817859
kek
He said "cooperate," sillies
Anyone else feel sorry for Teds daughters?
Trump should adopted them from Ted
>>68813398
>that pic
laughed hard
>>68824713
That would make Trump a cuck.
>>68811603
the facade fell
Cruz admits he's a rat
>>68811603
MAN YOUR DANK SHIT POSTING STATIONS
Trend this shit on Twitter
#RatCruzCopulate
>>68821411
Yeah but he worded it to where he sounded like he would not have sex with a rat if it was donald trump
>>68815671
The problem is that if someone doesn't get the reference, they infer that you fuck rats. In trying to be smart, Cruz made himself look like a dumbass to his base and gave easy ammo to his opponents. He's finished.
best part is the media can't even explain it was a ratfucking reference because censorship
>>68825444
>#RatCruzCopulate
no
>>68825815
Dem trips though. At least a trend on the subject or something. Got a better proposal?
>>68825444
CHECK IT
>>68825815
#CruzUsuallyFucksRats?
>>68820979
That was mine.
>>68826061
I think the previous #CruzUsuallyFucksRats is good
>>68811603
So did he mess up "co-operate" was it a Freudian slip?
>>68826061
I will admit that your trips are very impressive, and that a trending hashtag would be good.
>>68826627
Having a good lunch, Nederfriend?
>>68826960
Of course not it's 02:33 am for P*te's sake!
>Literally admitting he's a rat
Praise Kek, meme magic proving itself everyday.
If Cruz wanted to make a statement that made any amount of sense, he'd have said
"Trump may want to engage in rat copulation, but I won't."
>>68822201
JEB IS A MESS.
JEB IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>68826627
>>68827103
is that k-ketchup on your b-bananas??
>>68826627
I love that pic so much
Fuck you OP i really thought this was real the first 3 times i watched it.
Its an edit though. Its not happening
>>68814873
You should lurk more or simply go back
>>68828483
>2011
>Putting ketchup on bananas
shiggydiggy
>>68829162
it's real, but it's out of context. even with context it's extremely painful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUU_pEyUoB4
>>68829909
>>68815361
>>68817714
Meme magic and autism
(Are they one and the same???)
>>68829162
>its an edit
nope. i saw it on cnn today on the treadmill. i was pretty blown away by it
>>68811603
MALE TO MALE.............COPULATION
>>68816461
Hmm making yellowstone erupt huh...That pic sure is scary, I don't think I can get behind this meme
>>68815721
>terrible shop
>no way that's what that really means
>>68830329
What I would give to see that slimey limey beaten senseless.
HOLY SHIT ! MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68812165
HE IS SAYING HE IS A RAT!!!1
>>68811603
"I would fuck a rat."
Ted Cruz, 2016
>>68813032
>women don't like him
>clearly that means Trump hates women
It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that women vote with their vaginas while Trump attracts people who vote with their brains
>>68811603
THE MEMES KEEP GETTING REALER
WHAT WILL THE NEW WORLD LOOK LIKE WHEN TRUMP ANNOUNCES BERNIE AS HIS VP?
>I fuck rats but I wouldn't fuck Trump even if he's a rat
Is this what he meant?
>>68815671
You do realize that the average person isn't a political science/political history major and didn't study "Nixon era political terminology 101" yes?
>>68815450
This. I've heard of the term "ratfucking" before but for Christ's sake, if you're going to use a term that's little known outside of the political spectrum, at least use the actual term!
And why, when PEOPLE CALL YOU A RAT, would you EVER compare someone else to a rat? That's just inviting criticism even if he HAD used the term itself. Fuck, what a retard.
>>68817859
>>68815721
>needing to google the definition of copulate
JUST
>>68811603
w-what the fuck
>>68817859
holy fuck grand
>>68820455
More like /fit/
>>68822201
Oh fuck you're right. This is all Jeb's fault. Poor guy.
What the fuck was going through his head when he said that shit.
>>68811603
hahahahaha what the fuck
Best part is the media can barely try to cover for him because they can't say ratfucking out loud.
Donald Trump's comments about him looking like he's having a mental breakdown look even more accurate.
Ted Cruz is done. Can't wait to see the polls in a week.
Is this real? It's almost like someone chopped up the audio or something. But it's seamless...
How the fuck? What did he mean?
>>68813937
Look at what your picture says, look at what you wrote. Fucking fix it.
>>68812127
Roger Stone's trademark political attack strategy has been dubbed 'ratfucking' in the past.
El Rato just doesn't know he the rat.
>>68817859
This is it guys. memes are becoming alive before our eyes at a alarming rate.Just wait until that moon man pasta breaks into our realm. Remember when they found planet X a few months ago?
https://www.caltech.edu/news/caltech-researchers-find-evidence-real-ninth-planet-49523
Mess with the Trump, you gonna get STUMPED
Someone compile Jeb Rubio Cruz and soon kasich together looking like this
