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Like many of you, I've been very excited about the sex scandal witch hunt, but this is going to go nowhere fast if we don't have solid evidence.

How do we get the "victims" to confess?
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>>68808961
>mfw 21 cm master race
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>>68808961
>"small" 95% of all males are around this size
>"average" rare but optimal size

women...
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>>68808961

Yeah ok, you show me a dick as thick as a fully grown squash. I've seen a lot of shit on 4chan but never something like that
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Breitbart had the story. Let's ask their reporter who his sources were.

>>68808961
>>68808961
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>>68809280
you dont know how to read
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>>68809236
>tfw just under 4 inches erect
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>>68809280
>caring about what women thing
>being this cucked
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>will satisfy any girl

Image confirmed for satire.
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>>68809280
I made the same mistake we were reading it wrong try again.
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>>68809280
you read the text next to the image you huge faggot, now the below one.
rare but optimal is large
average reads "very common size"
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>>68808961
>average is "small"
>large is "average"
>ridiculously monstrous and arguably too big is "optimal"
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>>68809943
This. There are women who prefer smaller sizes than Godzilla, but generally speaking, women prefer larger.
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>>68810356

Seriously, that is like 17 inches of girth

What the actual fuck
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>>68810356
>large is average
lol...
Scandicucks
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>>68809280
nice reading Sven
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>>68809280
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>>68808961
Dicklets btfo
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>>68808961
>6.5 is average thickness
That's just plain fucking wrong
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>>68810356
The worst part is having a huge dick just rips their vaginas to shreds unless they have taken 10,000 dicks before. Being born with a huge dick means having to get STDs or settle for only getting the tip in.
That said there are many retarded women who overestimate how much they can take so if you don't mind a bit of blood it's not hard to get laid.
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>>68808961
>troll image more interesting than thread
OP you dun goofed.

Cruz already had to deny it once. The more he has to deny the accusation the more he will lose.
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>>68810721
The 'questionnaire' is specifically referring to length, not girth.

That said, the whole thing doesn't even correlate accurately with actual scientific studies. So either it's a bullshit 'questionnaire', or women can estimate size worth a shit.
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>>68810907
Women have no sense of spacial reasoning. Hence why every stereotype about them is true.
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>>68808961
that's bs
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>>68809701
I must be misreading it too. What are you guys talking about??
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>>68811021

this, my gf thinks my dick is 7", but it's not even close
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>>68808961
How would women know anything about penis size?

Everything feels bigger in your mouth.
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8 inches is a monstrosity
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>>68811288
LOL
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>Chinese, Indian and American dick average is less that 5.5 inch
>still somehow 6.5 inch is average

Okay then, I claim cup size D to be average and anything less is unsatisfying.
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>>68808961
>tfw exactly between tiny and small
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>>68809701
He's commenting on how retarded women are when it comes to measuring or knowing anything at all.

They think the world average is "small"

Women
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>>68808961
FACT:
Women don't know how to measure sizes and most of female sexuality is psychologically induced.

Shave your penis so it looks bigger and take a quarter of those "helpful pills" in secret 15 minutes before and you will rock her world.

Average 17 cm dick here speaking.

(If you have a micropenis you are fucked though)
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>>68811595
More like size 0-1 waist size is average, and anything more is unsatisfying.
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>>68811021
>or women can estimate size worth a shit
Women on average do have considerably worse visual spacial intelligence than men.
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>>68811694
So if my penis is 4 inches erect, I'm fucked, right?
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>>68811986

Jesus Christ man.

Are you asian?
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>tfw 5.5 inches
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>>68811595
AA cup size is still to big tbhfam.
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>>68811021
Exactly. Women don't really know what the fuck they're talking about. They have no spacial judgement, they think that 6.5 inches is an 8 inch cock because they're not really using a tape measure, and if they are they're not measuring from the pubic bone like they should.

The actual average penis size is about 5.5 inches. 6.5/is going towards the larger size.
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>>68812045
No, 100% white, just got fucked over somehow.
I don't know if getting circumcised at birth (not Jewish, though) would have affected that.
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>>68811694
i think the firmness of the erection matters a lot, anecdotal evidence but this is something i "firmly" believe to be true. rock hard seems to get women off easier/faster
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>>68811184
>"ideal" size is 6.5 inch girth
Enjoy sewing her torn vagina back together after you're done tearing it apart
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>>68811986
To be honest, not entirely. Consider the fact that lesbians do not have penises, yet often manage to give their partners multiple orgasms. Focus on foreplay, and then just hammer in when you're near ready to call it quits.
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I've been with 3 girls and all estimated me to be 8 inches when I'm actually just under 6.5 inches. Women don't know measurements for shit.
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>>68809701
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>>68810614
>>68810687
5.5 is the world average, but is classified as small.
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>>68812263
If they really screwed up your surgery then it can lead to microdick. You're lucky it didn't stunt you to a single inch.
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>>68812267
You're one smart guy, bud.
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>>68812263
4 inches and cut? holy shit 7 1/2 uncut here sorry bro you got fucked.
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>>68812335
Huh, fair enough.
I am pretty good with my hands.

>>68812390
Well, my circumcision scar is near the base of my penis, so I think they fucked up royally.
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>>68811595
>>still somehow 6.5 inch is average
6.5" is average for french, slavs, germans, scandis, and black people. anglos and asians really severely reduce the average penis size, mostly because there are soooo many asians and their dicks are all pathetic (50% smaller).
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>>68812463
Post pics, Im a doctor like everyone on /pol/
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>implying women know anything
They'll believe pretty much whatever you tell them.
My cock is 6.9" long and 5.5" around. I told my ex that I was only 4" and I was really self conscious about it. Just for the fact that it would destroy her sense of size for any future guy she was with.
I still joke about it with all my buddies.
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> tfw a little over 6.5 inches ("average" by this)
> tfw girls always tell me how big my dick
> tfw when im absolutely rock hard I have to be careful not to fuck too hard too deep because it will hurt them
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>>68812262
How the fuck do you measure your dick?

I never done it but I think it's small
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>>68811385

8 is big, but I wouldn't give it the description monstrosity. That is reserved for 10+"
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>>68812267
Can confirm, one hobo screamed that to me when i was 15.
Never had a better advice
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>tfw 6.5" (above average)
>tfw virgin

what's the point
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>>68811184
>tfw 7.5

Son of a bitch. According to these charts, I'm either too big or just 'meh'. FFFFFFUUUUGGG
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>thought dick was 6'' for the longest time
>finally break out a ruler one night
>just under 5''

whoah.......
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>>68812467
Even if that would be true, which isn't, the average would still be way less than 6 inch.
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>>68812617
Sorry, not posting pics. I know it's hard to just take someone's word, but believe it, it's near the base, so I can only assume they raped my dick in a bad way.
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>>68812463
>Circumcision scar.
>Near the base of my penis.
Alright then, you are lucky the Jews didn't accidentally cut your dick off. I remember this one guy who had his dick burned off in a 'freak accident' then some pedo Jewish psychologist made sure he was brought up as a girl to test the effects of sex changes in the early stages of development. That could have been you.
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>>68812803
Atleast your duck isn't bent like Chris
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>>68808961
>EL RETO

The challenge? what?
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>>68808961
Great fucking thread OP. Really kept it on topic!
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>>68812800
I got a solution! You have to walk without trousers, so everyone sees your penis! Oh wait...
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>>68811184
in decent unit of measure?
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>>68812656
I just use a ruler for length, never measured girth so I dunno there
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>>68812861
Well it was done by a doctor, actually.
My parents didn't know the negative effects of circumcision, as a a result, they had me circed.

It could be related to be having a grower instead of a shower, though, not sure.

Like, my penis is one inch when flaccid, but four when erect, so it's possible that they didn't fuck up but my dick is weird.
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>>68808961
>>68809280
>>68809701
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>>68812361
>>68810356
This is THICKNESS, the circumfrance, not length
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>just over 5 inches
>6'4 so it looks 3 inches
should i just end it?
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>post bait pic
>disguise thread with "interesting topic"

And the topic is ignored
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Do we actually believe this?
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>>68812858
Umm, so you don't have much skin then or what? Do they take out whole frenulum, or is that still intact?
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>>68808961

>100 women
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>>68813156
Try my situation, I'm fucking 6'2 but have a four-incher.
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your average woman doesn't want to have an eggplant inserted into her vagina
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>>68812656
Get boner. Wrap string around it. Measure where the string touches itself for girth. I think you can figure out length on your own
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>>68811021
>referring to length, not girth.

Since when is thickness synonymous with length?
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>>68812802
This is the 'troll' version. Move everything down and to the right, and you're closer to the original image, brah
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>>68813106
The guy I was on about also had it fucked up by a (Jewish) doctor.
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>>68812656
Measure your hand width.
How many hands do you need to cover your erect cock?

Or just use a tape measure, what do I know? I'm big enough girls actually denied me sex.
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>>68809280
>>68810696
>>68811021
>>68810907
>>68811184
>>68811690
These penis "studies" are always bullshit. There's almost always a company you can directly link to them trying to sell products. It's also well-known that porn sites lie and exaggerate size with wide angle lenses. Did you know you can buy the most popular porn dicks as dildos? You might think they're huge but james deen is 6.5" and julian rios(who looks huge on screen) is 7". These guys are .5-1" longer than the average man, not much to write home about, yet everyone is told they're all 8"+. Porn sites and product sellers have an incentive to make average men feel insecure and give the appearance of huge dicks railing women. Don't believe the hype...
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>>68809280
...you managed to read it in TWO directions, not just one.
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>>68813227
The frenulum isn't very pronounced, like, at all.

>>68813342
I doubt he was Jewish, since he apparently asked my mother "are you positive" like six times.
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>>68813156
Why? Girls can see how tall you are, but manlets can't show their little big bigger penises.
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>>68813249
i've got a scar too and was circumcised. we're gonna make it bro, just believe
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>>68813428
True a Jew would just nod and snip before the idiot had a chance to change her mind.
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>slightly above 6.5
>actually have a sph fetish

Life is truly suffering
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>>68812728
my statement still stands. would never get anywhere near an 8 inch monstrosity
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>>68808961

>Bananas are only 16.5 cm in the US

How can a country be this cucked?
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>>68808961
>me
>7 inches
>white
Feels good
>realizes I'm an autist who will never bang
I am making both myself and women suffer by not being in the game.
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>>68813146
>We asked over a hundred different women on what they think is the most pleasurable penis LENGTH

America in charge of reading
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>>68813521
At least I have good hands. Large slender and strong, so I've still got some sort of chance.
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>>68813346
So you measure it wrong. I knew it. It should be measured from the belly. It seems that everyone measures it from their assholes.
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>>68813471
yeah but women expect you to have a huge dick. i've gotten comments like "so is it true what they say about tall guys?"
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>>68809280
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>>68813538
I'm pretty sure there are drugs you can take to keep your dick flaccid if you really want a bitch to laugh at it.
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>>68808961
>tfw i have a 9 cm penis

I honestly don't care. Caring about dick size is caring about woman's opinion.
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>>68813718
Well its too late to say no when you are both naked. Just play your bad hand with a poker face.
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>>68813824
Anon...
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>>68808961

>be woman
>go from normal to bowling pin in the puss ASAP
>wonder why need mandingo dick to feel anything

ROASTIES GTFO RREEEEEEE
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>have 8" penis errect
>have pedo tendencies
>mfw when i ever get a chance to get in bed with a [legal] loli
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Did rato really fuck these bitches or did pol just make all this shit up? Whatever, sink this rat cunt.
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>>68813610
Don't get hung up on sex, m8. It's the most overhyped thing on this planet.

t. would-be-wizard saved by an ill-fated relationship
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The vagina is physically not that long and most women have sex for status not pleasure.
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>>68812656

Just get one of those tape measures that seamstresses and Taylors use, that can flex and bend.

For length: measure from pubic bone to tip

For girth: wrap it around at the thickest point and see where it meets zero

If your around 5" ×5" your fine. Even if yourba little smaller you should still be able to get them off.
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>>68813944
Where do you even find a legal loli? Shit's rare, man.
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>>68808961
Lmfao that picture is bullshit. You only need 2 inches to get to the g spot.

Jewish porn shill detected. Btw 5 inches is world average.
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>>68808961
>have 7.8 inch penis
>have sex with girl
>constantly is pushing my hips away so I can't go deep
>most girls scrape dick with teeth during blowjobs
Girls don't know what a real 8 inch dick looks like they are less than 1% of all dicks, and sometimes are too big. That being said I wouldn't trade it for anything smaller.
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>>68808961
The average is 6.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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>>68813673
see
>>68813293

Unless thickness was suddenly changed to length
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>>68813428
Go show it to a doctor, but I don't think anything is to be done anymore. Circumision shouln't be done if there is nothing wrong.
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>>68813814
That's not the point m8
I like fucking, I'm just aroused by the idea she ain't feeling it
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>>68808961
>Average length reporting in (16 cm)

But erect circumference of 17 cm, so really fucking thick, almost like a deodorant bottle or some shit.
Can't complain, even though a few cm more lenght would be nice, just for that swim trunks bulge :^)
Gf is 150 cm tall only, so that would be a problem (but not for me, so whatever)
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>>68813570
Girth, not length
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>>68814278
Don't worry too much. You can always get in your BMW and cap some hot blonde college chicks to prove your worth.
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>>68814278
Don't worry too much. You can always get in your BMW and cap some hot blonde college chicks to prove your worth.
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>>68814227
Yeah, they're rare. Finding one involves pure luck.
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>>68814430
I've actually become a slight intactivist as of late when I learned about all the negatives.
Sucks, but nothing can be done I guess, oh well.
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>>68814278
Don't worry too much. You can always get in your BMW and cap some hot blonde college chicks to prove your worth.
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>>68813293
>...most pleasurable penis length.

It's not, they're two completely different measurements of size.
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>>68814432
You can fuck while flaccid mate. Alternatively find a frigid bitch or a bitch with a barn door instead of a dickhole.
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>>68812850
>the average would still be way less than 6 inch.
including asians, yes, but who cares about asians? why would you be content with mediocrity compared to other white people?
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Want legal loli? Just search up nudist families. Done it once, never again.
>>68814227
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>>68812636
Are you black?
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>>68814268
I'm a bit over 7" as well and I wouldn't care at all if my dick were an inch shorter. Then I wouldn't have to worry about bottoming out.
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Why do women worshiping fags get so bent out of shape about dick size?

I have a 5.3 incher on a good day lol and shitty girth. If the bitch complains just say her ass is too big/small. Women are extremely insecure, even the hot ones.
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>>68814268
I'd trade 2" in length for 2" in girth or 2" in body height, tbqh
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Experience and skill matters more than size.

A little guy that can't do shit is worthless as a big guy that doesn't know what he's doing.

Small means less time adjusting, and large means more time to adjust unless you're dealing with whores.

There's also the possibility of hitting the cervix or going past the prostate. In both cases large dicks are pretty worthless.

Don't hit the cervix, and be able to rub the clit from time to time and you're golden. Stimulate the prostate and cause anal orgasm.

Take it from me, a total degenerate, with an "average" dick that has cucked huge guys boyfriends, and girlfriends and had them all slobbing my knob at every chance that nobody was looking, just worshiping my normal as fuck dick.

Just know what you're doing. That's what matters. Everything else is psychological, and/or complete bullshit.

Also; I'm a manlet. It's never stopped me from doing shit. Polls and surveys are horseshit. Think about it; they're asking for your 'perfect match.' Not 'would you if you could' or 'would you if you had nothing better to choose from' or just 'would you?'

Think about it. We all know we're not getting that 10/10, but if asked what we really want, it's what we will say we want. What we're willing to take is a whole other ballgame entirely.

Stay further in than the tip, my friends.
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>>68808961
Wow so wrong.
>Implies more foreplay is needed for smaller size.
>Thinks the 'erogenous zone of the vagina' is deep inside.

WTF?
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>>68808961
How am i doing?
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>>68808961
tfw gf like my pickledick
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>>68808961
Good job, OP!

It's rare to find a thread that started derailed from the beginning.

But you did it!
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>>68814919
Postin your dick online/10
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>>68814999
checked
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>>68814919
Methinks you've got maybe another 2 inches of dick hidden under that gut....
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>>68815081
My eye steroids made me fat :(
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>>68812344
This. I say mine is 7.5 when it's 6.5. One said "are you sure it's not 8 because I KNOW my ex's was 7.5 and yours looks bigger" kek. They get all scatter brained when turned on
>inb4 a Virgin or bad in bed beta fugly beta responds
Heh
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>>68814919
Stop posting your cock for a bunch of straight men on /pol/. Please. If there were such a thing as being ''beta'', this would be it.
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>>68814919
why
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>>68814834
>mfw I hit a girl's cervix
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>mfw long dick but 3 inch girth
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>>68814834
I'm not sure, but I think only men have prostate.
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>>68812328
that's circumference, not diameter
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>>68813249
>>68813156
>>68813676
>>68811986
its time to go back Chang
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>>68813883
Thanks for the advice finnbro
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>>68814834
>stimulate the prostate

10/10

>>>/fit/
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>>68814278
6.5-8

depends on how you measure it

i for one have a barely above normal sized penis of 8.5 but i have 6.5 girth to make up for it so it's still alright for many if not most girls. half an inch less and i would have killed myself.

hope this helps
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>>68808961
>8 inches
>very fun to play with and suck

I guarantee a woman did not write that. Eight inches is about the upper limit of what I can put in my mouth, and I wouldn't say it's fun. You're looking at sore throat, sore jaw, sore everything by the time you're done.
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Isn't the brain the largest sexual organ?
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> dick is 6" x 6" chode
> 98th percentile by thickness
> ex kept trying to suck it and could only get the head in
> she came a dozen times our first time
> wanted to birth my children, had names for them
> got to a point where the only thing she wanted to do was fuck
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Has anyone ever considered that their weeping canyons might be the problem.
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>>68815784
Are you woman or gay?
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>>68815784
milo pls go
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>>68815985
delete this
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>we asked over a hundred different women

that settles it then
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>>68813894
What? The size of a woman's vagina doesn't really change with sex. It's mostly based on her genetics. Some women just have naturally wide-set vaginas; this has been known since antiquity. If a guy's dick is too big, a vagina won't magically grow to acommodate it, it'll just hurt like hell (see: Kama Sutra).
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>>68815848
Are you black? What's the race of your Ex?
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How the fuck do you measure a curved dick, I'm struggling trying to straighten it and measure it. It curves upwards . why the fuck is it curved?
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tfw 5'2" and 5.5 incher
its not that bad i guess
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>>68816084
>a vagina won't magically grow to acommodate it
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>>68815909
What difference does that make?

I'm a woman, for what it's worth. I don't hate sucking dick, but I don't fetishize it like fags do.
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>>68808961
>common size
>therefore dull
Holy shit the Jews have been working overtime!
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How large is Rato's penis?
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>>68815985
My greatest fetish.

Too bad most doujin artists are complete fucking trash at getting this, every fucking loli doujin gets the proportions wrong, or the guy has a fucking pencil dick, its fucking trash. Nothing gets me off more than a huge dick in a small girl.
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>>68808961
im confused im 14 cm but im 4 inches am i retarded, or is my girth making it that way.
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>>68816216
I don't know what difference did it make. I was just curious.
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Ive had a 7.75 inch penis since I was 13 years old, I was also 5'2. Now im 6' and its still the same
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>>68808961
>EL RETO
... The challenge?
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>>68816325
kill_urself
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>>68816268
He's Canadian so It would be completely grotesque and huge, it's disgusting that he was using his BCRC on human women.
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>>68812263

damn I was circumsized at birth too but im 7 inches. If that thing is true im gonna cry now.
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>>68815848

Average length but thick is great. You feel big to the girl but you still get to bottom out for the most part. I'm more like 6.5x5.5, but I'm completely content with it. I'd only want a monster dong for bragging purposes.
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>>68816091

I'm aryan, German/Dutch, we're both part-Ashkenazim. She's German/Russian/Iraqi/Armenian. 8/10 looks, but she's also beyond /pol/-tier nazi.
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>>68811184
>tfw 8" x 6.5"
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>>68816325
Yes, you understand!
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>>68816084
>The size of a woman's vagina doesn't really change with sex.

uh...
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This is now a loli thread.
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>>68816216
Femposting but trying to make it seem like you aren't an attention whore femposter
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>>68816858
>>68817005
yep.
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>tfw chode
5.8" length, 6.3" circumference
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>>68816216
LONDON
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>>68813146
Just stop, we're already a laughing stock in measurements as is. Now you have to fail at fucking reading too?
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>>68808961
Fellow /pol brethren, remember to always consider the source.

How many good girls do you know that would even respond to a survey like this?

Exactly.
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>>68812263
>implying cut means anything
21-23 cm and cut
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>>68816084

bitch u dumb as fuq tbhfamily
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>>68816084
You do understand that the vagina isn't some magic hole that rigidly holds it's shape no matter what is inserted right?
Its made of flesh like everything else. Flesh can stretch over time as is seen clearly in pregnant women who not only have their bellies expand but also the width of their vagina to allow an entire human head to pass.

Seriously man. Sluts regularly over exert their vaginal muscles which leads to stretching (especially if they are the lay back and take it type). Unlike most muscles the vaginal muscles are designed to open up more space rather than become tighter, larger and more dense.
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>>68817121
>more girth than length

I know this feel mongol bro, about same stats as you. Do girls more girth?
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>7 inches rock hard
>hurt some girls
>have to 'work it out' or they start complaining about pain
>some can get on top say it feels like being punched in the gut
>muh big dick memes
I can't really imagine what a guy with an 8 incher has to go through, taller girls have deeper vaginas tho
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>>68817761
You are supposed to only put half your dick in so that they can enjoy the girth without having to put up with the length.
Nobody but feminists would ever do that though.
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it all depends on the size of the girls too

I have deduced girls with big hips have wider vaginas
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>tfw Asian gf
>literally could not get it in first time we tried
>ended up blue balled and having to get KY Jelly


Feels bad man, but yeah if you get an Asian gf you suddenly become big dick master race by default
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>>68817761
Sure I can't fit my entire dick in without hitting the back, and yeah some girls tell me to stop if I fuck them to hard, but I've never failed to make a gril cum so there's that.
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>>68818345
But then you end up with the next Elliot Rodger.
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>>68818091
Idk man I like to go deep inside until I feel something on the bottom of the vag, feels like some kind of round squishy thing, don't really know what that is but feels good on the head.
>>68818470
I don't really care about making girls cum tb h
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>>68813348
It's not so much an agenda as it is people like that. Dudes for whatever reason think it's hotter when there's a fisheye lens and an extreme closeup making it look like a python trying to squeeze between two beach balls
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>>68815848
>>68817121
>>68817555

Chodefags unite.

5.9'' x 6.3'' reporting in.
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>>68813348
tiny penis loser running MAJOR damage control spotted

holy shit you're insecure about that small little member huh
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>>68808961
>How do we get the "victims" to confess?

they'll do it when they are told to, just enjoy the show
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>>68814784
Damn, I fucking love that kind of attitude, assuming it's what you really think, not some internet tough guy talk.

It's just so self-assured, so secure and uncaring. I've got one that's absolutely fine and average, but struggle so much to let it go and forget what women *may* think or other guys that have bigger ones.
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>>68815784
who says she's going to deep throat ?

You will never know the feel of having a massive cock being grabbed by two hands with the thumbs not touching the index fingers while getting blowed.
You will never feel like a bull fucking a rabbit
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>5" when flaccid
>8" when hard

since i dont get laid a whole lot, it's more of an inconvenience than anything
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>all the MUH DICK ITT

niggerish
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>>68808961
>5.5"
>cannot reach the most sensual part of the vagina
The G spot is only 2.5-3" deep. Image is retarded

>prominent veins
Do girls like that?
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>>68819941
Jealous tiny dick manlet detected.
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>>68814133
Where the hell is this pubic bone at? If it is what I'm thinking, do you press the ruler hard against it? This would add some length to my previous measurement.
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>>68811184
8 inch dick with 6'5 inch girth is "perfect" fuck outta here. Women are retarded
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I have a cute thin dick, its like a little toe.

Never had any complaints.
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>>68809804
>tfw 5 1/2 inches flaccid
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>>68808961
>this is how women choose mates
no wonders niggers are mixing
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I miss the good ole days when you could just take your wife.
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>>68820085
The G spot is mainly for making women who didn't piss before sex piss during sex. It qualifies as 'weird' rather than 'pleasurable'.
Of course there are exceptions. Some women like the feeling of being forced to wet themselves.
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>tiny:lowers variety of sexual positions

;; this is painfully true, can only fuck on misonary position : (
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>>68808961
Test
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>be brazilian
>be small penis
Kill me.
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>>68818665
that's the cervix; you're not supposed to hit it generally, but you should be hitting above and beneath it (fornices)
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>>68818484
Kind of boring reading this same shit reply.

There is more white male white female nutjob children out there than white male asian female nutjob children
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>>68820356
cute cute cute
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>>68820868
Seriously ? I reach that shit with my fingers
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>>68811184
Yeah right bro?

My 11x9 inch cock is an E?

I call bullshit.
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>>68811694
>helpful pills"

By helpful pills you mean viagra right
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>>68812728
Do you have any concept of how fucking rare a 10 inch penis is.

It's so big it's basically useless anything over 8 is essentially a deformity and useless
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Not even /r9k/ gets this worked up over that image
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I realized my dick is too small a long time ago, which is why I ruled out sex already at 16, the legal age in my country (I'm 25 now).

Still, I don't get how males can't just go to to the store and buy the biggest, blackest, spikiest, driest, most vile, hateful 50cm dildo for their significant other, if that's really what they want, and pleasure them with that.
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>7 inches
>virgin
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>>68808961
This picture perfectly showcases why America is the most cucked country. Whites on average don't even have 16 (especially not Americans, stop being delusional).

Now, while Americans have niggers literally everywhere and white girls there on average fucking at least one black guy in their lives, Europe barely has any niggers, Europe has Muslims. And Muslims have small dicks.

15 cm is the fucking end-game here.

Feels goodman.

I'm deeply sorry for Americucks.
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>>68820848
lighten up man - you hues can always go the shemale route, get a pair of silicone volley balls on your chest and fuck Christian on the camera
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>>68808961
>missrepresentation.org
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>>68808961
Why is dick shaming acceptable exactly ?
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>>68821751

> Thinks any white woman would actually be in a relationship with a nigger

> European women getting raped by sandniggers everyday

> German tries to twist it into a positive thing

mfw
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>>68822330

Because it targets white males, and that is fine for everyone, because we're the lowest scum on earth.
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>>68821619

most people don't want that though
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>>68808961
This seems like it was written over a hundred different men, with self esteem issues.
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>>68821619
Out of interest, how small?
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>>68822531
dick shaming affects everyone
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>>68821445
Yeah, or any similar analogue.

Remember to take just a quarter if you don't have any actual problems, you don't want to end up in an ER unit.

>>68821751
Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQ of any ethnic group, I'm happy my country has them.
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>>68808961
massive self esteem boost
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>>68822723

Well, ain't no black dickwoman around here, is there?
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PATERNITY TEST PATERNITY TEST NOWWWWW
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>>68821129

>11 inches
>enjoyable
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>>68808961
>tfw 5.5
the jews did this with their xenoestrogens
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>>68808961

> official turbovirgin dick measuring central

ayooo cucks, most pleasure nerve endings are literally on the outside of the vag.

get laid asap, bahahahaha :^)
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>tfw the average penis size according to women is completely thrown out because guys with bigger dicks are far more likely to be promiscuous than guys with small dicks

Yeah, there might be a bunch of guys out there with 3" and 4" dicks, but girls have never seen them because they only save that shit for a LTR or prostitutes. The LOWEST penis size of sexually active guys is probably just below average. A girl is far, far more likely to have seen a large penis than a small one.
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If you can't make a girl cum with a finger, then you're probably not gonna make her cum unless she's just really easy.

There are so many things so much more important than just size.. there are plenty of lesbians that are more satisfied than any guy's gf here.

>>68816084
You're a virgin. Same pussy that doesn't seem able to handle 2 fingers easily can take your whole fist if you stretch it. Her body size affects it but not that much at all.
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>>68809236
It's a curse isn't it? The OP's image and the jewish propaganda about having a large penis is far removed from the reality of uncomfortable sex and occasional tears. I wish mine was smaller, I honestly do. I would like to enjoy sex one of these days. It's kind of hard to with the uncomfortable look of pain on their face
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>>68808961
tfw 6 and 4.5

tfw when e tier
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>>68808961
>tfw 3" micropenis
I think about killing myself every day
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>>68821135
I feel there are 3, at least that's what I got from experimenting with my GF a lot. G-spot which is really up-close, some other erogenous spot a bit deeper in, and then the cervix at the end. I am 7.5 inches but not very thick and usually I'd have problems if she was on her back, couldn't pound her too deep or it would hurt, but missionary and stuff I could pound her cervix and she would enjoy it.
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>>68813824
t. Alberto
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>be ~4" deep
>only seen husband's D
>he's really close to average

I just don't understand this. Being "punched" in the cervix hurts so fucking bad, what do they even do with all that extra length?
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