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RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68788681
CNN REPORTING CRUZ LOOSES HIS COOL
Cruz & alleged mistress Carpenter had matching Churchill tattoos on the same day, Only sold in sets of 2 on Etsy/Amazon.
Links:
Cruz's tattoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04lJlDP3wxI
Carpenter's tattoo: https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/451063265108312065 / http://archive.is/tGjXD
Etsy listing: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:jmLkvo37f2IJ:https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/164731384/winston-churchill-temporary-tattoo-set+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk
Amazon listing: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tattify-Winston-Churchill-Temporary-Tattoo/dp/B00PZ2YO9Q
Awoovement
The Cruz is Loose
>HE PUTS HIS PENIS IN THE HOOKER
>HE TAKES IT OUT
>THEN HE STARTS TO LIE
The rat calling Donald a rat. top pip
>mfw MAGA hat hasn't arrived yet
>>68795687
Wait a minute.. that photo..
Just how old is Trump?
>>68795687
topkek: https://teespring.
com/donald-trump-2016-ted-cruz-s
THEY READ IT ALL
>IN EVENTS STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THE POLITICAL MELTDOWN OF PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL JOHN EDWARDS IN THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL RACE, NOW REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FAVORITE SENATOR TED CRUZ (TX) FINDS HIMSELF IN A WEB OF SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE.
>ON MARCH 23, U.S TABLOID NEWSPAPER "THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER", RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ORIGINAL PUBLICATION OF THE JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR, FOR WHICH THEY SUBSEQUENTLY RECEIVED A PULITZER PRIZE FOR EXCELLENT JOURNALISM, THE HIGHEST AWARD WITHIN THE FIELD, PUBLISHED THE SHOCKING STORY OF SENATOR CRUZ'S ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH 5 WOMEN FROM HIS PAST.
>IN LIGHT OF THE RECENTLY SURFACED POLICE REPORT OF CRUZ'S WIFE HEIDI'S PURPORTED "BREAKDOWN" AND SUICIDAL DEPRESSION, THE ALLEGATIONS ARE GAINING TRACTION IN WORLD NEWS.
>EVEN MORE SHOCKING IS THE NEWLY PUBLISHED FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION REPORT SHOWING A SURPRISING AND SEEMINGLY UNEXPLAINABLE TRANSACTION OF $500,000 FROM A TED CRUZ SUPER-PAC, TO THE CAMPAIGN OF HIS COMPETITOR -- CARLY FIORINA.
>ONE OF THE ALLEGED MISTRESSES IN CRUZ'S AFFAIRS, SARAH ISGUR FLOREZ, IS CARLY FIORINA'S OWN CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
>THE INTERNET AND BLOGOSPHERE IS CURRENTLY BUBBLING WITH ALLEGATIONS THAT CRUZ PAYED THE FIORINA CAMPAIGN HALF A MILLION U.S DOLLARS TO KEEP THE STORY BURIED - EVENTS SCARILY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF FORMER SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS.
>THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR PUBLISHING THE AFFAIRS OF O.J SIMPSON, JESSE JACKSON AND TIGER WOODS.
>WE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW WHAT MIGHT ARGUABLY BECOME ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING MELTDOWNS IN U.S POLITICAL HISTORY.
where were you when el rato died?
I can vote but I've never voted before. When can I vote for Trump?
Why didn't Rato just play nice?
Notice how Trump completely leaves Kasich alone?
>you better not attack....
RUBIO CAMP KNEW ABOUT CRUZ SCANDAL PRIOR TO MARCH 15th
>>68794069
What is the Telegraph, Guardian, Times etc? Get real, your versions of tabloids are what our women have as chat magazines.
>>68795920
Only a little bit younger than bernie.
He's pretty damn healthy for his age.
>>68795813
I missed you guys and your awoovement.
Thank you for making /pol/ great again.
>>68795790
holy shit
now the story has legs
and people will be scouring her twitter
where does the tattoo story come from?
>>68795883
Better than not even being able to order a real one :(
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
Would Trump beneficiates from Cruz dropping out the race?
>>68795969
Here since the beginning on /pol/ at 12 midnight.
I'm proud to serve my country.
When are the next voting states and how are we looking in them?
>CNN
This fucking bullshit spin
>>68796160
AND RAPES THE KIDS
>>68795983
kek
>>68794922
>>68794922
>>68794922
>>68794922
>>68794922
MILO IS TELLING US SOMETHING....
>MUH WOMYN
Can you fucking not
>>68795790
Why would they do this? Is this some stupid free-mason thing?
>>68795790
retarded woman had to be an attention whore
Can we take a moment to appreciate Trump's handling of the situation?
typical fashion
>I'm not sayin it's true
>but they've been right about these things in the past :^)
>>68796363
do what? put on some fake tattoos after fucking? doesnt need a reason pham
>>68796337
In b4 one of the 2 remaining girls is Milo in a wig
>>68796337
>>68796337
>links to the DC Madam
>who """"""suicide"""""" in 2008
Do we want to go down this rabbit hole?
>>68796444
>that smug shiteating grin
>>68796221
>Trump vs Kasich
Yeah he definitely would benefit. There's probably more people in the Cruz camp that would support Trump than Kasich.
Also, Kasich would inevitably attack Trump more, and Trump would knock him flat. He's already said lots of damaging things about him, things that I think some have not taken to heart yet.
Please based god all I want in life is for this story to be real and for that rat faced fuck to get absolutely eviscerated for being the rat faced, unfaithful, hypocritical, buck-toothed, cross-eyed, pellet-eating, piece of shit he is.
please please be real that's all i want.
>>68796337
Anyone find it really odd that Trump is staying quiet and hasn't scheduled any rallies? You'd think with such a close race coming up in Wisconsin he'd be out doing public events.
Then suddenly this is all coming out into light.
>>68796587
Best part is that it doesn't just take him down, it also takes down every establishment figure who's backed Cruz, plus the "courageous constitutional conservative" ideological wankers
>>68796240
Thank you for your service
To see Cruz crash and burn fills me with joy.
>>68795969
Beautiful. I want to see Cruz ruined for his bastardousness.
>LOL I DIDN'T KNOW: THE CANDIDATE
>>68796472
Well to me it seems like it'd be easier for people to find out. They had to have people protecting the story and sworn not to let it go unless he broke some other kind of deal, then they could use the tattoos against him. It just seems weird.
>>68796623
>mfw this is all happening over Easter weekend
TRUMP HAS ORCHESTRATED THIS
HE IS TRULY A MASTER OF THE MEDIA
>>68796756
This gif needs a trump hat.
>MSNBC and CNN pivoting to how Trump has a 'woman problem'
THEY'RE SCARED
Lads you have to get the Churchill tattoo thing circulating
It's proof
>>68796160
AND THEN HE SUMMONS THE HOLY GRAIL
>CNN guests just delivering scripted bullshit
How can you watch this America?
Post wallpapers faggots!
Why would a serial adulterer think he'd get away with running for President in this day and age?
>>68796827
they were probably just careless. its not like it erupted into a scandal at the time
>>68797105
Did they get the original picture from /pol/?
>>68795687
>>68796738
deny deny deny
WHICH HAT IS THE MORE DELUXE
CALLING TRUE CAPITALISTS
EMERGENCY BROADCAST IN EFFECT
GHOST IS LIVE IN 10 MINUTES
>>68796637
GHOST IS LIVE IN 10 MINUTES
>>68796637
GHOST IS LIVE IN 10 MINUTES
>>68796637
GHOST IS LIVE IN 10 MINUTES
>>68796637
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Wait
Is Carpenter in a hotel room in that photo?
Is she based in DC? I guess it wouldn't be unusual then
>>68796949
everybody knows his history with women. It's been talked about so much, it should be considered cultural heritage at this point.
Ted Cruz however...
>>68797307
Nobody cares
>>68796016
So healthy he couldn't pass a physical at 22
This sex scandal bullcrap is a waste of meme magic. It just makes Trump and his supporters look desperate.
>>68796798
>blames Trump for Brussels
>blames Trump for Chicago Riots
>blames Trump for National Enquirer Scandal
What else am I missing?
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A SEX SCANDAL
https://youtu.be/w6zV0hYKqy4
Eric Trump reporting in.
>>68795964
>Ted Cruz’s problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone, and while they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz.
>right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
SHILLARY IS SO FUCKED.
>>68797380
He's still 22?
>>68796949
Women hate strong male figures
>Muh feminism
>>68797424
Excellent
>>68797442
REALLYYYYYYY WOW WOULD YOU GO WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL CAP OR CLASSIC RED?
So guys....
Ted cruz is calling us names and CNN is shilling that women hate trump.
Are we fucked?
>>68797413
what should we be focusing on for this news day?
>>68797296
Presidential.
>>68797634
Dude totally yeah XDDDxDd :^)))
Burnee twenty 16 XXDXfD
>>68797105
>>68797244
was this the picture they showed on air? Because that's literally from /pol/, but they probably got it from retweets off of twitter. Still hilarious if they seriously showed /pol/ sourced imaged on national television.
So did that sex scandal thing end up being true or was that just nonsense because it was the Enquiror?
>>68797471
I was joking, he faked being unhealthy to dodge the draft
>>68797634
Are you asking, in March, if Trump can be stumped?
>Insulting individual women is insulting all women
Why? Why are they always grouped together?
https://youtu.be/J7T2CsobJi8?t=47s
WOULD YOU FIND IT SO ALARMING THAT HE STARTED GLOBAL WARMING
CAUSE TRUMP DID IT
HE REALLY HATES TO BRAG, BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ON THE RAG
BECAUSE TRUMP DID IT
THE ENQUIRER WAS HIS CREATION
TO ERADICATE THE NATION OF THE YIDDISH
(That's Ted Cruz)
IT WAS TRUMP THAT DID IT
WHEN YOUR INBOX IS CRAMMED WITH "INCREASE YOUR PENIS" SCAM
IT WAS TRUMP THAT DID IT
WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND YOU FEEL A HEAVY LOAD
DIARRHEA
>>68797742
you act like you are asking about it in hindsight
>>68795969
>FOR WHICH THEY SUBSEQUENTLY RECEIVED A PULITZER PRIZE FOR EXCELLENT JOURNALISM,
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/apr/13/shock-horror-national-enquirer-pulitzer
False.
>>68797742
We don't know yet.
The Enquirer likes to wait for people to deny things before releasing the rest of the evidence.
So far Cruz has denied it and blamed Trump for it.
>>68797902
>The Enquirer likes to wait for people to deny things before releasing the rest of the evidence.
WEW IS THAT RITE? WEW A STORM IS A-BREWIN
>>68797742
its only just beginning. blowout soon fellow stalker
>>68797820
it's the new meme, in France when you criticize a law made by a woman, she'll always blame muh soggy knee. Or racism, if black as well.
>>68797724
It was the one printed in the National Enquirer
>>68797820
It's a power move and it works.
fucking nothing on Drudge except some garbage Area 51 alexjones tier story
>>68797417
You forgot when Cruz dropped his toast and it landed butter side down, and he blamed Trump.
>>68797204
Same reason he's running for President. Hubris.
MTP Daily Lads
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
TED CRUZ HAS RELEASED HIS OFFICIAL COURSE OF ACTION OF WHAT HE WOULD OD AS PRESIDENT.
Senpai
They are blamming it on FOAM BOY now!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
>trump already working to collect the 300 unbound delegates
>already got a few this week
He already has his back up plan in place for the conventions. It's over
Here is the link for Drudge news tip
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
I suggest we all put proof of the scandal in here
>>68798349
>everyone blames foam boi
>Trump gets out of this completely unscathed
Oh my sweet Lord
>>68797902
Actually the Enquirer buys this kind of information for a scoop so its probably true.
>>68795687
>tell furry you support trump
>get blocked
what did I do wrong.
Guys my girlfriend just left me saying she has found the person who gratifies her sexually.
She left with only a small bag full of a couple days worth of clothes and some underwear.
She had this picture open on her computer.
I've been cucked by the king.
>>68798202
He also lost his keys
>>68796499
Zodiac confirmed
>>68798283
>The Syrians have invaded Greece?
Blame Donald Trump.
>Mexico sends drugs over the border?
Blame Donald Trump.
>Couldn't find his left shoe in the morning?
Blame Donald Trump.
>>68798485
K.. KEEP ME POSTED.
>>68798400
Wait, how did Trump get any unbound delegates? I assumed they would all vote for cruz
>>68797417
to the people of America and my family, I'm sorry. In a few moments of weakness, I had several affairs. But to the people of this great nation, I offer this as explanation. Donald Trump made me have sex with those women. Every time I think about Donald Trump, I get stumped, and we all know that the only way to unstump yourself is to stump somebody else, and so I stumped the nearest lady I could find. My apologies to everybody hurt with this scandal. This is exactly why Donald Trump must be stopped. People are uniting behind me. Jeb Bush endorsed me as the only true conservative, and I recently won in Utah. We are going to stop Donald Trump from making me have extramarital relations with women!
>>68795687
>that picture
>somehow news that women are attracted to money only
?
>>68798475
He called Trump a millionaire.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Spicy
>>68798475
>associating with a furry
>>68798494
>>68798202
>Year 2018
>Thanks Trump becomes a meme
>>68798674
TOP BANTZ
>>68798349
>>68798435
They were gonna use it on Cruz after they beat Trump. This was Rick Wilson's #TheThing. They miscalculated. They thought Trump would be out after the second round of primaries.
>>68795977
Where do you live?
CRAZY TED
>>68798674
RATO MELTDOWN COMING SOON.
Good day to everyone on /Trump/, I haven't exactly been able to follow the latest bantz due to some adventures I've had lately. Anything worthwhile to know about besides the flame war with Rato?
>>68798674
I'm getting tired of winning
I feel sorry for Katrina.
I hope she really didn't sleep with El Rato.
I can't take another loss of a waifu.
>>68795964
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE
TED CRUZ BTFO
>>68798902
WE'RE WINNING
>>68795687
#TedDidIt
I hope Big Don is right.
>Chuck Todd dumbfounded that this story's gaining so much traction with so little evidence
WE'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE /POL/!
>>68798777
>yfw "thanks obama..." becomes "thanks trump!"
>>68798760
Nyaruko is very cute.
>>68795983
Kasich's a goof but I'll give him credit that he's smart enough to know not to start shit he knows he can't finish.
>>68795848
kek
>>68798964
REALLY? ARE WE GOING TO BE GOING TO THE BIG LEAGUES SOON???
>500k+ searches for Ted Cruz Sex Scandal
https://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?stt=Ted+Cruz+Sex+Scandal&std=20160325&pn=p1#a=20160325-Ted+Cruz+Sex+Scandal
>>68798843
/pol/, did you know that you broke Ted Cruz?
Did you know that you broke the last hope of the GOP?
I said it before, pic related is the exact moment that Donald Trump won the nom, and possibly the presidency.
>>68799009
I would totally cum
>TFW No reaction images on this computer
>>68799016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOI4sLPeL8
He learned his lesson
>>68795964
I TOOK A 3 HOUR NAP AND I MISSED IT FUCKKKK
is it up on youtube yet?
>>68798984
Everyone smelled blood right when this began.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS THREAD
Shills have nothing to go on, they are calibrating their next posts to what happens today.
Enjoy your celebrations, /pol/. You meme'd it. Stay fucking nimble.
>>68799158
KEEP PUSHING IT, ESPECIALLY IN WISCONSIN.
>>68799009
sauce on hentai?
>>68797155
Sauce pls
>>68793378
Ghost hamming it up for Trump
Can anybody find the interview with Don Jr. on Hannity? I can't find it.
woops posted this in wrong thread, anyway here:
REAL TALK
what are your thoughts about this rato scandal? is it true? will it damage rato and if yes how much?
I am not sure if trump really knew about it. I dont see any evidence for it. if he knew, why wouldn't he have used it earlier, as soon as cruz went hostile or at least immediately after ruboto dropped out
I also am still not convinced whether the scandal is true. obviously I hope it is because that lying scum deserves the worst
but really I am just sick and tired of virtually everyone once again blaming trump and if scandal turns out to be true they would all be btfo
>>68798984
Jesus christ the MSM's plan was to ignore the scandal. They were going to sweep it under the rug but we stopped them
This is just low even for Trump...
Now I'm #cruzmissile
TAKE OVER THE COMMENTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxAjrnOd-4
>>68799663
It was Cruz, not us. Fucking dipshit he is.
>>68799663
It was Ted's fault, he responded to it
It wouldn't have gone anywhere if he didn't put out that gay fucking facebook post
Is the NE even a legit source? It seems it's usually just speculation.
Good job though gents. It's the top trend on twitter.
>>68799713
you aren't even trying
shitpost harder
>>68799759
total fucking moron
doesn't he have advisors? how could this possibly have worked out in his favor. the stupidity here is baffling
trump is a genius is his own right, but damn
>>68795687
Hey, I'm an up and coming mememaker, with hand-crafter fresh new memes. How do I get them in the rolling OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BngO4h3LwVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BngO4h3LwVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BngO4h3LwVU
Ratings would be welcome :D
>>68799545
They're trying to make #LeaveHimHeidi trend on Twitter.
He said something like (paraphrase): "Heidi if you're listening: Why are you with this lying, sniveling coward of a man who doesn't respect you? He's taking lessons from Bill Clinton!"
LET'S DO IT GUYS
#LeaveHimHeidi
>>68799759
Link to post? I missed it.
>>68798583
He hired some insiders that are talking to them. They said they'll make an announcement this week. It was on MSNBC so I don't have a source
>>68799496
http://exhentai.org/g/826878/7be28560f9/
Sure thing
#LeaveHimHeidi
GHOST SUPPORTING IT
HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>68799877
>trump is a genius
That's all you had to say. His IQ is probably higher than anyone currently in US politics.
GHOST LIVE NOW
>>68783590
>>68783590
>>68783590
>>68783590
>>68783590
#LeaveHimHeidi
Went down to Washington square park today to interview Bernie supporters getting dem registrations. Will edit and upload asap
>>68799882
If the video is recent and of high quality, I will add it.
>>68799842
They were right about Gary Hart, John Edwards, and Tiger Woods.
>>68799898
https://www.kekbook.com/tedcruzpage/posts/10153999687717464
>>68800051
Btw. It wasn't a troll video. Just honest questions.
>>68799545
>>68799890
>>68799994
>>68800043
>#LeaveHimHeidi
#LeaveHimHeidi
>#LeaveHimHeidi
#LeaveHimHeidi
>#LeaveHimHeidi
#LeaveHimHeidi
>#LeaveHimHeidi
#LeaveHimHeidi
>#LeaveHimHeidi
#LeaveHimHeidi
>>68795687
A sex scandal? Rato? Fuck me this shit doesn't feel right. I would've sooner expected him to be collecting and eating fetuses than being a womanizer
So i heard little marco is behind the outing of the cruz story?
>>68800364
Why do you think they call him Lyin' Ted?
Isn't rato too ugly to be in a sex scandal?
>>68800150
I'm interested.
Heres a low energy meme.
>>68798674
Don't get nervous, Ted.
>>68800505
Isn't 4chan too irrelevant to ignite overnight momentum in a presidential election?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
JOIN THE GUNDAMN MAP FAGGOTS
strawpoll.me/7182547
reminder to vote
>>68800638
Being serious though, who the Fuck would sleep with that man?
I want the story to be true
>Jeb! endorses you
>suddenly start getting stumped left and right
I swear those turtles are voodoo or some shit
our threads are doing iron man numbers
Rato is finished
>>68800638
Don't underestimate the power of meme magic
>>68798902
Why do you have to tripfag? Do you need more attention?
>>68800946
nice tabs fambo
Erm...gentlemen, I think we ought to be discussing this..
.
http://abcnews.com.co/donald-trump-protester-speaks-out-i-was-paid-to-protest/
>>68800940
Its more related to one of Cruz's goons shit talking Melania
>>68800638
I got invited by a hot girl I met about a week ago in Europe to visit her in the UAE
Is this a trap?
>>68799611
Not sure if its true yet. The Enquirer's past and current behavior lends some credibility to it, but it's still pretty iffy.
I HOPE it's true. I want Cruz to go down like the lying, hypocrite he is.
>>68799990
not what i expected, but saved anyway, thanks senpai
>>68801077
That site is fake, apparently.
>>68801111
she will convert your dick to Islam
>>68800946
>starbucks
Hipsters for MAGA confirmed!
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
>>68801111
Kek Vult!
>>68801033
Why do you feel the need to worry about it?
>>68798920
Who's to say she didn't get a rim job from El rato?
>New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
>New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
>New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
>New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
New Hashtag #CubanMistressCrisis
>>68800946
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>68801204
what can I say
I supported Trump before it was cool
>>68800146
Thanks. Fuck Ratpussy. If it was anyone else I'd say sex scandals shouldn't be broadcast, but for the good of the country and the world Cruz needs to go away, and if this is what it takes so be it. He doesn't have what it takes to stop ISIS, let alone beat Hillary.
>>68801111
Nice quads, but don't lose your head over this girl.
>>68801181
shame. sort of makes sense though
>>68801281
No! The current hashtag is still trending.
>>68800797
Women fuck ugly dudes for money and power far more often than for their aesthetics.
Sad but true fami.
>>68800528
will edit and post. Could be later tonight
>>68801461
I mean I don´t lose anything by going to the UAE anyways
Is it safe or will I get blown up?
She seems wealthy DESU
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/713472091031347200
Donald Trump Protester Speaks Out: “I Was Paid $3,500 To Protest Trump’s Rally”
IT NEVER ENDS
>>68801535
We already know it's true anyway, they're just attempting to mock it to deflect, it's typical of them
>>68796127
April 1st joke from last year
>>68801077
God Damn it. His guys are posting the story. HOW CAN THESE FUCKING "FAKE NEWS" SITES EXIST? THEY ARE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS
>>68801716
Can I get in on this shit?
>>68795964
It's astounding at how much these career politicians are playing into his hands.
I have a question, lads.
D-does Ivanka have fake tits?
>>68801716
thats a fake abc news though
>>68801798
the joke is it isn't a real tattoo, it's a stick on temp tattoo
>Tuesday on CNN
>Presidential Town Hall with Republican runners
>moderated by Anderson Cooper
Will Cruz bring up the afairs?
>>68798475
Furfags are usually retarded about politics and super liberal
>>68801716
KEK that site was a fake abc site - somebody tell her
>>68801696
There's honestly zero threat of terrorism. Have fun and see the sights before it gets too hot around here. (May thru sept)
>>68795790
>Winston Churchill
I'm fucking triggered.
Trump is despicable and not a ladies man
>>68801716
>Do you have a problem with self-rape? Are you looking to get off the Devil's playground? Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin can help! Praise Fappy!
Goddamn it Coulter you stupid fucker
>>68801888
I thought there would be no more debates. Yeah yeah town hall, it's still a debate.
>>68801993
DELETE THIS NOW
>>68802024
It's basically an interview with an audience. NBD
https://twitter.com/vernsilva18/status/713474213730992128
Girl on twitter stole and vandalising Trump sign
>>68802224
>protected
>>68800946
Fuck reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
>>68802429
I was thinking the same thing.
>>68801917
Thank you my arab friend
Panama-Dubai direct flight is scheduled to open this year
Youre welcome as well
>>68798973
#nutTed
Post rare Trumps.
>>68802723
I save those for OPs.
>>68802572
I appreciate the offer.
>>68795942
this shit is happening so fast
>>68801716
FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM
FAKE .CO SITE
THE OLD LADY HAS FALLEN FOR AN ELABORATE RUSE FOR THE TECHNOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED
ANN CONFIRMED RETARDO
grah a friend came down from pretty far so I've been missing the happenings for a week
he goes back soon though then I can join you again brothers
keep it strong I do not even have time for the news but looking around threads right now
we're doing it remember we are his internet people
Was the #CruzSexScandal deleted?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
BEN SHAPIRO COVERED UP #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68803025
>BEN SHAPIRO COVERED IT UP
>>68803025
>BEN SHAPIRO COVERED IT UP
>>68803025
https://youtu.be/dZ5R0R7BmtU?t=367
Do you guys think Cruz knew the media had a juicy story on him? He said they had an expose on Trump they were holding onto for the summer but I guess they really had one on him.
Reminder that /pol/ is satire.
Reminder that no-one here actually support Donald Drumpf and if you take this thread seriously you are probably retarded.
>>68795977
Depends on where you live.
A lot of places have either already voted or have looming dates before voter registration ends.
half hour Piers Morgan interview with Trump on ITV in 25 minutes, for anyone with access to English TV
>>68803562
Stream?
Trump master strategist is playing the media and rato like a fiddle
>>68803498
(You)
>>68803498
Fuck off, faggot
Shapiro coverup exposed
Shapiro coverup exposed
Shapiro coverup exposed
>>68803025
>>68803025
>>68803025
>>68803025
>>68803025
>>68795969
>You better not attack
>>68803498
Check my digits. Kek wills you off this realm.
>talking to Indonesian girl
>says the HAARP Machine is responsible for Indonesia being poor
>says America rigged the election there because the real winner scared them
kek
Wouldn't Lyin' Ted try to file a libel lawsuit if it were wrong?
TED CRUZ BTFO BY TRUMP SUPPORTER ON CNN
>>68803562
Any stream?
>>68803866
>TED CRUZ BTFO BY TRUMP SUPPORTER ON CNN
Quotes please
>>68803437
I wonder what they could say negative about Trump. His scandal's been known for 25 years. People don't care. If anything it just boosts his image as an alpha.
>>68803624
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/itv-1-live-stream
>>68803835
unless all girls agree I mean this is what happens with rape cases when whores come out of the woodwork looking for easy media attention and money
when a news source claims a guy as this any girl can come out and say she also had sex with him
>>68795687
2500 signs under 48 hours guys, great work and thanks to everyone so far. wish we could get it to top of reddit. perhaps another time. Off to thank the donors and boost facebook ads with this petition now. I'll be updating website functionality during the weekend and will open a thread here if anyone's interested in suggesting anything. See you soon!
Who /comfy/ here?
Now that El Rato is dead in the water, Trump's nomination is all but in the bag, we've got the general election ahead later this year. This year is gonna be a magical one.
>>68804077
Thanks for your efforts!
>>68803562
If anyone can find a stream, I'll temporarily put it in the OP.
>>68803951
Felt for the bait
Same anti trump superpacs who are now supporting him were smearing him weeks ago
Delegates havent even pledged to him
Basically saying he is the new GOP cuck cuz they wont support him in the convention
>>68804132
Donald Drumpf will not be the Republican nominee.
>>68803199
still #1 for me
>>68797155
Muh nig
>>68804077
Signed. Fuck Cruz, fuck Kasich. If either of them are picked this system is too fucked to be fixed, I'm out.
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!
As for the rest of you,
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
I REPEAT:
Ted will destroy you! You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and you are actively being monitored on twitter by agents.
We are using your IP to contact your ISP. This will lead us to your personal information.
If you want to save massive fines and imprisonment, stop now.
>>68804399
My settings must be fucked or something, this newfangled twitter thing is confusing.
>>68804077
got a link to this?
>>68804632
It's in the OP.
>>68804132
>Slick Willie's sexcapades
>her defense of the guy who raped that girl
>her disastrous tenure as Secretary of State
>her ties with the establishment
>the e-mails
>the fact that Trump himself has bought her in the past
This is easy mode for Trump.
>>68804598
tasty new pasta
>>68804366
>a fucking leaf
(You)
>>68804598
Rato, you're a cheating bastard and leave Melania the hell alone!
As for the rest of you, these threads must be stepped up immediately!
Trump will destroy Cruz! His shills will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
I REPEAT:
Trump will destroy Cruz! His shills will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
I REPEAT:
Trump will destroy Cruz! His shills will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if you continue. We know who began this, and they are actively being monitored on
twitter by agents.
We are using Cruz shill IP addresses to contact their ISP. This will lead us to their personal information.
If you want to see Cruz shills face massive fines and imprisonment, step it up now.
>>68804399
>Has more than twice the number of retweets than Batman v Superman
>it just came out less than 24 hours ago
God DAMN this is exploding
Rato is finished.
>>68804607
Pretty much what mine looks like too, only without the numbers listed.
>>68804598
Come here and fite me u fgt
>>68798674
I've never wanted to vote for anyone so badly.
BREITBART KNEW
>BREITBART KNEW
BREITBART KNEW
>BREITBART KNEW
>>68803025
>>68803025
>>68803025
>BREITBART KNEW
>>68804202
No problem, America. Expect a new website from me when Trump wins the general election. It's going to be Yuge.
>>68795964
>I hope hes a good man - even if hes a complete tosser
>>68797155
PLEASE GIVE ORIGINAL IMAGE
RELEASE THE TAPES CRUZ
RELEASE THE ARTICLE BREITBART
RELEASE THE TAPES CRUZ
RELEASE THE ARTICLE BREITBART
I AM NO LONGER A #CruzMistress
>>68804703
signed
>>68797444
>>68798944
>>68799444
>all three replying to the same post
>>68795964
its very obviously blessed by kek
Get ready for a Mark Levin meltdown over all this
He's on now
Why are these threads so fucking slow?
>>68805533
Holy fuck
NEW THREAD
>>68805604
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>>68805604
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>>68805589
we have like a dozen Cruz sex scandal threads we're all posting in
>>68805589
everyone is in the sex scandal threads famalam
>>68805589
the whole thing's on standby right no
>>68805569
Where?
>>68805589
no rallies, people have moved temporarily to the scandal machine threads
>>68805589
Everyone is listening to Ghost right now
>>68805589
The Cuban Mistress Crisis is so hot, it's getting its own threads.
gonna miss this thread because my ID has 'lel' in it
>>68798674
STOP IT DONALD
I DONT WANNA WIN ANYMORE
NEW THREAD
>>68805604
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>>68805604
genuinely cannot find the new thread
>>68805919
Not a chance, anon, we're gonna win til it's the norm
>>68805131
http://www.hon-haka.org/archives/927
here is the site where they get posted along with some explanations.
>>68798908
I DON'T CARE
>>68795997
>#thething >?
wtf am i missing here? whats this nd y they call it that?
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