Ted Cruz official statement on the scandal
>>68779672
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUZ!
lmao
>Trump is behind this
>>68779672
Lol he addressed it? 5 mistresses confirmed.
He's putting that Bible down
What a fucking tard.
>"I bet the Trumpeters did this"
This is the greatest election
>>68779838
and LYING! LYIN' TED!
>>68779672
Hmm
Maybe a mistake since now the media will report the denial
This means CNN etc will cover it properly, if only briefly for today
I dunno the next step
Without proof or a woman coming forward
Or one of the women's husbands storming off
>muh trump
LYIN' TED!
>>68779672
>denying it
>blaming Trump without any hard evidence
WHAT A BLUNDER
>He plays right into Trump's trap
"Look at this liar! He says I have something to do with some worthless tabloid? What in the world is wrong with this Ted guy -- HE'S A MESS!"
In reality, it was Rubio staffers that were sitting on the story in the event that the election became Rubio vs Cruz. But because Rubio dropped out, they didn't want to release the story and help Trump.
>>68779672
Ted is a MESS
>>68780406
This, the proper response to a national enquirer smear article is to go "lol, the National Enquirer?"
What an idiot. He gains nothing from acknowledging it at this point. If there's evidence then he's fucked either way, but if there's none then the obvious strategy is to ignore it.
>I am not responsible for the actions of a SuperPAC.
>TRUMP IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU REEEEEEEEEEE
So not only does he make himself look like a massive hypocrite, he also gives Trump the moral high ground AND gives the media free reign to begin reporting the story. What a dumb fuck.
>>68779672
What movie is that from?
>>68779672
Why is it that it's okay for him not to disavow these allegations, but when trump disavows within 10 seconds he didn't "officially" disavow David Duke?
>>68780406
Trump's connection to the National Enquirer is well documented you fucking dumbass. They wouldn't release a scandal of this magnitude without consulting Trump first.
>>68780699
NO EVIDENCE
>>68779672
So should we make Mark Levine wear crocs now? Shoelaces can be dangerous to men with nothing left. I'm sure Ted will rebound into another staffer
>>68779672
*Heidi and I*
faggot.
I hope this doesn't detonate the Cruz missile. I don't want to see the /pol/ neckbeards win another battle.
It hurts my dignity.
>>68780406
More like you guys are just cementing the election for Hillary
>T-T-T-T-T-TRUMP DID THIS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>68780596
Exactly! We peddle this and do the dirty work and Don can just be like "What are you fucking talking about? This shit?? Where is the proof?"
>>68780867
>Cruzfags
>dignity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8
>>68779672
Cruz will blame Trump for everything. The guy is ridiculous.
>>68780596
What the fuck are you talking about? National Enquirer broke the John Edwards story? It's not that terrible.
>>68779957
I must admit, it's bretty fun to watch.
>Cruz blames Trump for Belgium bombings and his own infidelity
>>68779672
I like how he smears Trump in every speech but when it happens to him he cries.
>>68780847
Absolutely incorrect. Use your noggin.
>>68780847
Nah, "Heidi and me" is correct. Remove "Heidi and" and the sentence still makes sense.
Ted is a moron. The story isn't even carried by Drudge or anyone else, and he's already denying it. He's just bringing attention to it.
>>68781060
True, but you fight can only fight a smear with another smear or an insult.
If you engage it, you lose like Cruz.
>>68779672
>trumps friend at the National Enquirer
kiek
He holds the Bible high, puts it down, then he LIES.
cruz blames trump for brussels bombings and now this
how fucking quaint
This is how they killed Herman "Sugar" Cain campaign.
Press F to pay respects to the CruzRuse
>>68780867
Seems to me that the Cruzmissile has seen too much action already.
The Cruz iz bruzd.
>>68780699
>a single tweet from a prominent business man with many fleeting connections
>well documented
>>68779672
Ah *sips brandy* Another epic btfo thread. *smirks* I love watching drumpfers squirm. *relaxes muscles* It brings me new life. Ahah~ I suggest you drumpfbabies get some new diapers.
#CubanMistressCrisis
>>68779672
> Such tactics are beneath him
> misrepresents Trumps policy positions every chance he gets
Lying . Hypocritical. Crybaby.
>>68781199
This really was a bad move. Seriously, it's been picked up by:
Meet the Press
MSNBC
POLITICO
They wouldn't have touched it with a ten foot pole otherwise. Fuuuuck.
SAVE YOURSELF, CRUZ MISSILE.
TAKE MY ENERGYYYYYYYY.
>>68780031
John Edwards denied it and said zero percent of it was true until the real gumshoes showed irrefutable evidence. Then he cried like a bitch and asked God and America for forgiveness.
We have to hasten that cycle to end...before Wisconsin. Put that rat's political career down once and for all
>>68781456
*tips fedora*
>>68779672
he should know that denying something makes you look guilty
Wait did /pol/ just make this whole thing up?
>>68781060
The problem with NE is that it's needle in a haystack. The fact that Breitbart and Washington Times had heard this story (for at least some of them ) months ago and others have been saying the mill has been churning for a long period of time on this one makes it worth listening to.
Particularly with them missing the John edwards story (Enquirer: October 10, 2007, denied immediately by Edwards; other publications did not really report on it until July 2008, and it was admitted to in August 2008), media is more likely to look in this sooner.
DAILY MAIL ARTICLE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509366/Trump-aide-s-fury-100-false-claim-one-five-women-affair-Ted-Cruz.html
>>68779672
He should've kept quiet. The only reason Cameron survived the pig fiasco was because he was smart enough to just completely ignore the issue ( fairly sure it was true too ) If he had graced it with a response the damage would've been pretty bad.
TLDR : Cruz fucked up, should've stayed quiet, now the fire will spread.
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>68781520
He had a bastard child though. There's nothing preventing Cruz from just denying this story. The named girls aren't going to commit professional and social suicide by coming clean
>>68780899
He had nothing to do with it anyway
His warning was more than likely the police report on his wife
We are doing this for the emperor so he doesn't have to
>>68781664
HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68779672
>Trump would want to frame his campaign spokesperson as sleeping with Cruz
Are Cruz and his supporters this delusional?
>>68781607
He'll take any opportunity to look tough on Trump in public. Amanda Carpenter did the exact same thing and she's on CNN all the time tooting Cruz's horn
>>68779672
KEEP SWEATY AND BLAME TRUMP
>HIS DAUGHTERS
How did that conversation go? "No, sweetie, I didn't fuck 5 women in an extramarital sex scandal." ???
>>68779672
There's no evidence that Trump is behind any of this, though
>the magazine made a claim with no evidence!
>it's Trump's fault!
[has no evidence that Trump did it]
>>68781549
Ahah~ hook line and sinker. Drumpfers are way too easy to trigger. Don't like having the blanket pulled off your head? Don't like seeing reality? Ah yes of course not. You folk are on the wrong side of history after all
>>68780847
"Me" instead of "I" is grammatically correct when used as the subject of a verb.
Right: "That post gave me cancer."
Wrong: "That post gave I cancer."
Right: "Trudeau gave my wife and me AIDS."
Wrong: Trudeau gave my wife and I AIDS."
No bruising the Cruz on this one anon.
>STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
>STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
>STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
>STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
STREISAND EFFECT INTO HIGH GEAR
Cuck be praised!
>>68781592
No, it's the story Breitbart claimed to have that was suppressed. Popular theory is that Shapiro didn't want to hurt Cruz's chances and held it up.
/pol/ is merely leaping on it since it getting any traction hurts Cruz and several of his supporters, increasing the likelihood that Trump will win outright instead of the brokered convention route.
I can't get this turd to come out. My ass is throbbing.
If there really is no proof you're all a bunch of retards for bringing this up. The public dislikes how "mean" Trump is. They want him to act more presidential. And now you guys are shit flinging without any substance.
>H-He said Trump did this when he didn't!
Doesn't fucking matter. Think of the pic that the Cruz super-pac tweeted; wasn't Cruz himself but it didn't matter. All you idiots did was push the narrative of Trump being a low-brow bully with no substance to back it up.
>>68779672
what scandal?
>>68779672
>I'm offended
suck a fart out of my asshole like a bong rip, Ted.
>>68779672
The fact he has even acknowledged it is a big mistake.
When it was discovered that our Prime Minister fucked a dead pig he didn't diddnt respond to any questions or calls for answers and just carried on talking about other shit. It was great to watch actually. Our PM basically got away with fucking a dead pig.
>>68781882
Especially when Trump threatened to spill the beans of Heidi, not Cruz. I think Trump was merely going to say something about Heidi's involvement with Goldman Sachs.
>Trump hasn't tweeted in almost 24 hours
WHY
>>68781754
AND THEN HE STARTS LYIN'
>>68780847
you would not say "that was offensive to I"? would you? retard
That's it. I'm a Cruz Missile now.
It's too bad his daughters are going to be affected by this. But there's much bigger things at stake here. The future of the white race is at stake, the future of western civilization is at stake.
>>68782023
He would be in big trouble if he piled on this before it was confirmed beyond doubt. Although now that Cruz has attacked him, he'll probably retaliate.
>>68781104
lel
>>68779672
DROP DEAD, TED. YOU'RE busTED
>>68781986
Did he actually do it? The absolute madman.
>>68781691
The prostitute has nothing to lose since people will be offering thousands of dollars to tell her side of the story.
>>68779672
>TRUMP DID IT!
Did he, /pol/? Or is Lyin' Cruz doing his usual routine?
>>68782112
it's amazing how many people don't know that simple rule.
>>68779672
>>68782014
The ultimate masterstroke would be for him to spill the beans on goldman sachs, and then say the national enquirer story is tabloid nonsense not worth listening to and that the "beans" about heidi were always the goldman beansachs.
>Cruz blames botched nose job on Trump medical henchmen
>>68781691
That dc whore probably has nothing to lose
>>68782023
Best thing Trump can do is ignore it for a bit while the story takes off on its own.. It makes it look like he isn't involved (as Cruz has already claimed he's behind it and looks dumb for it right now.)
Instead, Cruz looks desperate and making Trump out to be a boogieman -ironic, right?- and the mere fact that Cruz commented on it and immediately blamed Trump will likely lead to further scrutiny and exposure of the accusation.
>>68779672
So what was this "secret" Trump revealed about Heidi?
It can't just be than meme image can it?
> a superPAC allied with Cruz bashes Trump's wife
> "I had nothing to do with it!"
> A newspaper prints a story of a sex scandal on Cruz then endorses Trump
> "Trump needs to reign his people in!"
>>68782281
What are you on about?
>>68782023
He knows what he's doing senpai. Its like a chess game for him. When you think he is stumped/embarrassed that is when he is already three moves ahead of everyone.
>>68781962
>he's mean
>he's a bully
Sounds like Trump's a boss and you got picked on in highschool
>>68781592
Of course not. /pol/ is a board of peace.
>>68781986
>This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson’s early campaigns in Texas. The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows.
>“Christ, we can’t get a way calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”
>“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”
David Cameron knows his political pig fucking history.
>>68781931
What a nigger you are. "Me" is the object of the sentence, not the subject. We are speaking English, not ebonics.
Is this Ted Cruzes way of saying i didnt have sex with theses women ?
>>68779672
Where is the proof Trump is behind it?
He's mentioned Stone. As if he's only worked with Trump
>the Cruise missiles inevitably crash
Like poetry.
>>68781986
what? he fucked a pig?
He still hasn't said that he didn't sleep with them tho
>>68780869
Oh boy, wait till Trump gets started on her.
>>68781592
Sup, Sifo?
>Ted Cruz's super PAC attacks Trump's wife
>Cruz: it's not my fault, I didn't say it
>Trump's friend publishes a story that Breitbart and other journalists were already fully aware of
>Cruz: this is Trump's fault, he caused it
Do christfags really not see the hypocrisy here?
>>68779672
Trump hasn't even talked about it
Cruz is already deflecting blame
>>68779672
I missed this.
Can someone tell me what exactly happened?
what happened ? I don't know
>>68779957
>>68781085
IT. HASN'T. EVEN. STARTED.
>>68782519
Trump is clearly aware of it, by link of Stone. But that doesn't matter.
What matters is that the affair is probably true, based on the $500k Super PAC donation.
>>68779672
Shouldn't have started then teddy boy! Mess with the bull you will get the horns.
>>68781456
RAFAEL "THE RAT" CRUZ BTFO !!!!!
CRUZKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!!!
MY FUCKING SIDES !!!!!
>>68779672
for him to insist Trump has something to do with NE is that same for Trump to insist Cruz has something to do with his pacs. lmao
>>68779672
Audios rato
>>68782595
National enquirer is owned by trump you retarted fag
>>68781504
Your energy is too low, The Don will prevail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc
anyone feel like he was doing this
>>68782525
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html
>>68779672
You should of ignored it, now you're on Trump's wild ride Cruz.
>>68782620
Ted Cruz had an affair with 5 women and is now denying it
>>68782525
>he's never fucked a dead pig for a fraternity
Americans lol, theyll shit their pants on a whim and then call others disgusting
>>68782693
>$500k Super PAC donation
Any MSM brought that up? Any journalist asked him about it?
>>68782620
The National Enquirer is a tabloid that appears in stores in the US. They report a lot of outlandish shit, and nobody believes it. Trump has said (in prior years) that the owner of the Enquirer is a friend.
In October 2007 the enquirer published a story that politician John Edwards had an extramarital affair. Mainstream media ignored it for 9 months, eventually following up, discovering it was true, and admitting that the Enquirer was correct.
Now yesterday the enquirer hits stands in US stores with an article saying Ted Cruz had sexual relations with at least five women while married to his current wife. All while he runs on a religious family values platform.
>>68782216
He very well may have. The editor of the mag is his good friend. Doesn't mean its not true.
That's why they call him LYIN TED.
His whole career will be over, just like Rubio's. Shoulda thought twice before you went up against a lion.
>>68779672
Washington Times just let Drew Johnson go.
https://mobile.twitter.com/WashTimes/tweets
>>68782608
>Trump hires spokeswomen knowing she fucked Cruz
>Cruz-affiliated PAC releases ad smearing Trump's wife because she modeled nude for some magazine to get them there Christcuck votes
>Trump makes vague threats to 'expose' Cruz via Twitter
>Some time later the NE (Tabloid that feeds off rumors, but sometimes is correct) publishes an article saying Cruz may have had 5 secret lovers
>Cruz blames Trump for the article
all according to kawaii
>>68779672
>So, about me fucking some people years ago
>Dunald Tromp
>DOnald Trump
>Donald Trump
>I'm completely above attacking him BTW
>>68779672
>donald trump's political henchmen
lolwut, the guy has no political cronies thats why all media and both political establishments hate him
>the rat fell for the bait
>>68782023
to build up our anticipation, that son of a bitch
>>68782536
but he did..?
>>68782608
Cruz doinked a few broads and it's all just now coming to light. Started out on a shitty tabloid but it's getting bigger, more news sources are reporting it.
>>68780847
Ha fucking tard
>>68782888
sauce on that
>>68782023
also
>I took good friday off
pandering to evangelicals who will ditch ted
>>68781504
Why would you give anything to this no strategy having loser?
>>68781952
eat some beans, drink a lot of water, and go for a brisk walk. you will poop soon.
memetic warfare
M E M E T I C
Learn from the masters of sex scandals, the British parliament.
"Don't believe anything until it's been officially denied"
>>68782179
not a bad meme
Was trump the one leading with allegations or something?
>>68783147
He didn't formally disavow you nigger.
We can't have double standards.
>>68783078
Ah, but he didn't threaten to expose Cruz. He only mentioned his wife. Plausible deniability!
>>68783115
he needed his cheese
The rat bit the cheese
>>68781504
>Cruz missle
>Take my energy
What is there to take?
>it-t's all T-Trump guys... I swear...
>>68782307
>It can't just be than meme image can it?
No, that's an image somebody made in response to trump's threat.
>>68783038
>CRACKING DOWN ON IT
KEEP MEMING IT.
Has anyone checked the Ashley Madison email database?
>I'm on my phone.
>>68783038
They're trying to draw a distinguishment from him contributing to "Columns" on his official site and just being a "Citizen journalist"... who now won't contribute. Lel.
>>68779672
Yeah Trump is going be behind a fake story that includes Katrina Pierson. Cruz is a real idiot. lol
CRUZ SAYS IT'S TRUMPS FAULT. WHY IS CRUZ THE MAN WHO WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT SUCH A VICTIM? HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND IS ALWAYS HAVING HIS JIMMIES RUFFLED.
MAN UP CRUZ THIS ISN'T KINDERGARDEN.
Wew I'm glad we could put all this behind us now and I can pay my rent for the month, thanks based ted for BTFO trump shills
#cruzmissile
>>68782307
He's not going to release any secret because there was none. The scandal is probably fake, but facts don't matter in politics. His tweet caused people to investigate and it led to this becoming the #2 twitter hashtag and surfacing to the news. He planted the bomb right before he began his 10 day vacation and Cruz will plummet while Trump is relaxing.
>>68781592
no, it was posted by the national inquirer. so /pol/ got behind it and memed it into mainstream exposure
Lol if you guys don't think that Donald set this up you're being naive. Don't get me wrong i'm a Trumper but this is pretty obvious
>>68782659
Fugg
>>68783147
>everything trump said is garbage
>it's smear
>wahh wahh
all he has to say is "No, I did not have an affair with 5 women"
plain and simple
>>68783367
Excellent
He says trump is behind anything that happens
>>68782307
>>68783592
I'd say her working at Goldman Sachs. I really haven't heard about it except on /pol/
>>68779672
This is probably bullshit. Think this through.
Katrina Pierson is a trump supporter. Donald has enough money that he could have easily paid her off to tell the truth. By bringing her onto his campaign, she has no credibility if she says it happened. Since we know Katrina is probably a no go, it weakens every other claim by the "source".
Literally the worst thing trump could have done to was bring her on his campaign.
>>68779672
Looks familiar.
Deja vu anyone?
>>68783740
No, he shouldn't have responded in the first place.
"I did not have an affair with 5 women." would easily be twisted.
>LYIN' TED, HOLDS UP THE BIBLE AND HE LIES.
>HE SLEPT WITH MORE THAN 5
> HE SLEPT WITH LESS THAN 5
>>68783626
I think he did too but most people wouldn't know that, so Cruz blaming him for it just makes him look like a little bitch.
>>68783078
Anyone else remember the time Ted used a porn actress in one of his ads?
>>68782438
Right. I was misreading http://www.learnersdictionary.com/qa/when-to-use-i-and-when-to-use-me
as a source.
>In sentence a), Jenny and me/I are the subjects of the verb joined.
Object is right.
Now I'll hide this thread like this never happened.
>>68779830
>reading comprehension is a meme
>>68783830
Cruz is master chess player. He sent Katrina to work for Trump's campaign knowing that Trump would pay David Pecker for this article. Katrina loves Cruz and she would never betray him. When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story its going to kill his campaign.Pretty soon the rest of the women will denounce this and BTFO this story. If you don't believe me, just wait to see Katrina fired from her job soon for not complying with Trump's plan
Good night Trump!
>>68783626
Everyone believes Trump knew already. Implicated own campaign employee in order to deflect suspicion
>>68783476
I think people already looked and found cruz.senate.gov but it was a public email [email protected] and I believe unconfirmed.
I don't know Anons this does not seem like something Trump would do.Trump gets pretty vicious but this doesn't seem his style, especially seeing he has lived a pretty debaucherous life himself through his wealth and power.
>>68781473
Kek
>>68783897
Yeah, but it is actually fairly common for softcare porn actresses to appear in all kinds of shit; they take what work they can get.
>>68783897
It was a pro-Cruz PAC, he had nothing to do with it ;-)
>>68779672
Wait, what's happening? I've been out of the loop for the past day.
>>68783992
>Trump would pay David Pecker for this article
>When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story
And the proof is where?
>>68784039
Go home, Marco.
>>68782303
Well, aside from admitting to being a prostitute which is illegal
>>68779672
Heidi and I****
>>68784039
How the fuck did you get the same ID between multiple threads?
>>68783740
>>68783337
i fucking hate ted but how is he not saying it's false. he literally said "These smears are false"
false FALSE
look i'm not saying he's telling the truth, but lets not get retarded with this.
>>68783992
>When it comes out that Trump paid for this fake story
why would trump pay for a story when the national enquirer could source one or make one up without paying him? even if you believe Trump invented the story, there'd be zero incentive for him to pay the paper, it'd just create a money trail. the publication that published the story makes money when perople buy their shit.
>>68784131
You'll see ;)
>>68783992
Cruz is a retard for even acknowledging it before next week.
While Trump has a nice family vacation during a Christian holiday, the story is dominating the news cycle and Cruz is shoveling shit looking like a douche.
Bonus: The next bit of news Trump can release is that he has a beautiful newborn grandson.
Trump won again with PERFECT timing.
>>68783626
Of course, but actually publically accusing Trump of something that has no tangible connection beyond "I'm friends with the NE people" is absolutely silly and stupid.
Okay guys, i aint a regular here so I know i'm a faggot, but was this whole story started by /pol/ ????
This is a great, well tempered response from a great candidate
>>68784318
>;)
>>68780031
I think it would be better to just ignore it. This will give it exposure, and when the truth comes out he is toast. But maybe he doesn't have much choice
>>68784289
Mate, you're on 4Chan
Getting retarded is literally a requirement.
>>68781962
>public dislikes how "mean" Trump is.
No, you dislike it because you're such a huge faggot.
Considering that you think everyone hold your views, you are probably a highly effeminate faggot
>>68784387
>>68784226
>Heidi and I****
What about?
>>68784387
No, it was started by National Enquirer.
/pol/ and /r/The_Donald spread it.
>>68784066
National Enquirer has a story that Cruz had affair with 5 women. Twitter blew up. #CubanMistressCrisis
>>68781604
>He accuses Donald Trump and his 'henchmen' of spreading 'garbage'
I am honored to be considered a' henchman' of the big Don..
>>68784387
that's exactly something a redditor would say
>I BET TRUMP IS BEHIND THIS
>COME ON DONALD WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT ME 1 V 1?
t. Rafael Edwardo Cruz
>>68784039
Let me be clear lets dispel the fiction that Ted Cruz didn't stick his diction into five ladies who weren't his wife. Ted Cruz is clearly trying to fundamentally change marriage to polygamy which is why he won the Mormon vote so strong in Utah. Ted Cruz may deny all he likes but he knew what he was doing when he screwing those five women and it wasn't making America great again
>>68782659
But wtf are we going to do when it's over? It's going to be sad to no longer have the memes and KEKS that have sustained us.
Oh that's right, Trump will be president.
"Leverage: don't makes deals without it." Trump Art of the Deal
>>68784039
None of the woman are going to come clean. They'll deny it and play victim. Trump supporters will look bad for attacking innocent woman. Applied Memetics at work
>>68784003
If the email is there the screenshot can be used
>>68784226
You're a disgrace. "Heidi and me" is correct.
GOD DAMNIT TRUMP HASN'T TWEETED IN 20 HOURS!!!!
IS HIS PLAN TO JUST NOT TWEET ALL DAY AND MAKE RATO THE FOOL?!!?
>>68784846
It's good Friday and he's a real Christian. He's just spending Easter weekend with his family.
>>68784558
LELEL LELELE TOP KEKE WELL MEMED ZOZI ZOZZLE MCZOZZLE KEK LELELELE MEME MEME MEME KEK FEDORA MLADY CATS LE KEK ZOZZLE
Is pic another Cruz mistress not yet revealed, lets all praise Kek for it to be. REEEEEE
Praise Kek
Cruz story made it to AOL
L O L
>>68784846
isn't good friday a holiday in the US?
>Trump did this I swear
Hence, Lyin' Ted!
>>68784846
Of course.
>>68785002
Is it not in Germany?
Oh right it's probably not in the Muslim calendar
>>68779672
Donald Trump is burning every single bridge in the Republican party.
Is he really going to move left once he reaches the general?
Because I can't see how he's going to go right
>>68779672
with Obama lowering the bar, nothing is beneath the office. Ted should know this already.
>>68784829
1) It showed up in the database link.
2) Anybody could put any email in the registration form and it would add the email to the DB and send a verification link to that email. There was a separate flag on whether or not the user confirmed their email address as valid. The [email protected] email was in the "Email sent, but unconfirmed" state IIRC.
>>68784933
Protestants don't do that shit
He's not even very religious.
He might play ti that way though.
Would be a really good move.
>>68784219
Nothing would come of it.
No different than saying you did meth 5 years ago. Nobody would give a shit.
>>68785069
but srsly why is this not a holiday in germany
I fucked Ted
>>68779672
It's a vast Trumpwing conspiracy!
>>68785069
but it is, pajeet
i thought my post was clear
>>68785103
Trump & Co are having a lovely fish dinner right now whole the Rat Pack are in full damage control mode.
This Easter, people will be talking about the candidates and somebody will say "Well I think Cruz is more of a Christian than Trump, so I can respect his values more," or something along those lines and then "You know there's rumors that he had multiple affairs right?"
>>68785090
Less useful
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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http://www.thewrap.com/watch-ted-cruz-call-donald-trump-a-rat-he-doesnt-want-to-have-sex-with-video/
>“He’s a man for whom a term was coined for copulating with a rodent,” Cruz said. “Well let me be clear, Mr. Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him. And this garbage does not belong in politics.”
>rato calls trump a rat in response to all of this
AYYY
>>68785075
Donald has nothing to do with this despite what the media jew tells you. Was most likely Rubio from months ago.
Bro, do you even read
>>68785103
He did say Easter and Christmas everytime.
>>68785260
oh I thought when you said
"isn't it a holiday in the US?"
you meant like that's an unusual thing like
"don't people get shot for going to school in the US?"
but you actually meant more like a usual thing like
"don't you get free healthcare in the states?"
>>68779672
>Ted Cruz
>huge Christard
>chosen by god to be president
>slept with a bunch of women
Donald leave my mistresses the hell alone!!
>>68781926
What's a drumpfr? Is this a new lbqtaxyz gender I'm not aware of?
Another nail in the coffin for the Republicans, and another step closer for Hillary.
>>68781986
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>>68782931
>being an ashcroftdrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0b-S1MRv_s
>>68779672
>Notorious dogfucker denies dogfucker status
>>68784788
You don't think four years of this presidency won't have keks you're wrong.
>>68780869
So you Berniebots have finally accepted that he has no chance?
trump just made a statement as well
>>68779672
>THIS IS ALL TRUMPS FAULT!!! TRUMP IS SO TERRIBLE!
hmmm...
>>68779672
>someone from a pro-Cruz newspaper get information on a sex scandal involving Cruz
>ends up getting leaked on some trashy gossip magazine
>people start tweeting about it
>other media starts repotting on it
>this is Trump's fault
Literally what
>>68785075
You think Republicans aren't do anything to take out Trump?
HOL UP
Isn't one of the women ted supposedly fucked now working for trump? Wether or not the story is true he can just ask her to say that the allegations are true. If he does Cruz is sunk
>>68785802
You can always tell when the kikes write it for him because of the proper sentence structure.
>>68785802
It's real!
>>68785802
THE MADMAN CAN'T BE STOPPED
