ITT: post American typical food
I'll start
>>68761830
Looks like something you'd get from a Mexican import shop tbqh
Lived here all me life m8 and never seen that tin of crap before.
Shenanigans
>>68761830
never seen that in my life so i doubt thats typical amerifat food
>>68761830
What the fuck, who eats that?
>>68761830
Hmmmm listen lads, that's not a delicious burger
>>68762235
Everyone in my family except for me is fat as fuck
They all consume coke zero and other "diet" products
>>68761830
But why the fuck are the bananas pink?
>>68761830
>>68762375
I know what you mean, I've never seen a non-hamplanet drinking diet anything
>>68761830
i have never seen that in my entire life
>>68762409
This is basically what every American child eats for lunch every day. Minusbthe pudding I don't remember getting any of that limey crap.
I'm eating a 3x3 from in n out right now
>>68762409
this looks bomb as fuck.
very simple. i like it
>>68762506
It's fucking retarded.
The drink it religiously and then eat as much carbs as they want.
Then they'll sometimes blame the meat they eat on their weight.
I've talked to them sometimes before on how it's all those rolls and pasta that gets them and they'll agree with me without actually thinking about it.
I can't help it, I hate most fat people mentalities.
>>68762552
you're not fooling anyone michelle
![Giordano's_Deep_Dish_Pizza[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yW700q5.jpg "Giordano's_Deep_Dish_Pizza[2].jpg")
>american pizza
>>68761830
I've never seen this before
>>68762606
>not going full 4x4
step it up senpai
>>68762720
As if you wouldn't smash that pizza.
>>68762628
Used to get that exact thing in highschool. I mean they change the burger to different shit each day but yeah its tasty.
>>68762506
I'm actually guilty of ordering Coca Cola Light when ordering at McDonalds.
And I wonder why I can't get rid of those 6-7 kilos to become a passable 6/10.
>>68762720
diamonds!
>>68762720
oh fuck now i'm hungry , this looks so delicious.
>>68762720
There are two types of pizza in america.
Chicago and New York
This is only Chicago and its good as fuck.
We have the other type too thats how fat we are.
>>68762889
that looks delicious tho desu
>>68761830
The worlds most prestigious Culinary School is in the USA. Che's from across the planet matriculate in hopes of refining their skillset. Chef of the Century Paul Bocuse sent his son Jerome to the Culinary Institute of America in New York stating: "There is no higher place of learning and honing cooking prowess than at the Culinary Institute of America. I am proud to send my son there."
Not to forget that attendance at schools lime Le Cordon Bleu have dropped dramatically in the past 30 years while there are more applications to attend the CIA than Harvard and Yale combined.
This thread really belongs on /ck/. They have an hourly circle jerk of "le merican food maymay" which ultimately gets crushed by someone like me. I suggest you go back to your containment board.
Picture related. The type of cuisine I eat on a 24/7 basis.
>>68762720
Problem is that's Giordano's. Still good, but I'm a Lou Malnati's guy myself.
>>68762720
Ive never been too big on a ton of sauce like that but its actually very good.
eat shit plebs
Not gonna lie, these things do not live up to the hype. Oreos are delicious though.
>>68761830
I don't know what that is
it looks like it comes from Mexico
>>68762954
I wish I had the drive to further my cooking skill.
I really dont like restaurant cooking though, I dont like being rushed.
>>68762375
They make you crave sugar.
>>68761830
average food I eat because I'm not completely retarded
>>68761830
Well, you're one to talk, Marmite Matt.
mmmmmmm
>>68763124
how much juice does one man need?
>>68761830
That is not something I have ever seen. Try coming to the U.S. to sample our cuisine. It's such a variety from all the cultures that have integrated here. Nothing beats a bacon cheeseburger though.
>>68763124
>Food I eat
A bunch of drinks and cheese
This fat fuck eats out every day.
Here's a good American chain
>>68763124
>juices
>powerade
jesus christ lower your fruit intake senpai. you dont need that much sugar
>>68763101
It's my career. I thrive off of stress and chaos. It's not for everyone. I enjoy it.
>>68763124
All those sugary drinks.
And you say you aren't retarded?
>>68763258
Its a shame. I actually like to cook.
The pressure makes me a worse cook. Like why are resturaunts so fast paced. Why cant people just chill out for a few hours.
>>68763124
How obese are you? Have you considered drinking pain water?
>>68761830
Here's the yelp page for pic related, there's many more photos just like that.
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/hawkins-house-of-burgers-los-angeles?select=RXAP-EO2-P2Qpy8DTnagJg
anyone have a good easter appetizer that's not boring? was thinking about doing a NY strip inside of crescent rolls with a horseradish aioli
>>68761830
How is that typical, maybe is roo land, ive never seen that before.
top kek
>>68763214
i think i'd be a fatass in burgerland
Jimmy dean sausage, home grown eggs and some Valentina hot sauce
Greetings from Illinois
>>68763124
>jagermeister
>in the fridge, not the freezer
>gtfo wannabe frat-boy
>>68762409
Hell yea
>>68763124
>apples in the fridge
>>68763105
That's same with any brains. Dude brains are mostly made of fat. Like I'll eat like a couple mouthfuls of fried sheep brains and I can't fucking eat anything for several hours afterward. Tasty as fuck though, by god, do I love fried brains.
I didnt think anyone "chose" to be a cook.
I always assumed a bunch of shitty decisions forced people to do it. Then they realize they're stuck there and get good at it.
Hence the extremely high turnover rates of EVERY kitchen and shitty attitude of every cook, ever. You show me a career cook, and I'll show you an alcoholic.
>>68763440
i mean, statistically speaking you wouldnt be wrong.
theres a reason we are fat cunts
>>68763468
Forgot muh pic
>>68763214
Yep, this is us. We love our bar b q
>>68763322
P-pain water?
>>68762506
Do you ask everyone you meet what's in their cup?
>>68763320
Do you want to wait a few hours to dine out? You're not alone in a restaurant, you're dining with dozens of other people who expect fast, precise service and high quality kitchen output. If you order a steak the grill cook is working on 6 others at the same time as yours.
Multitasking isn't hard. It's an acquired skillset.
>>68762409
I don't remember getting this much food in my public school lunches.
We got maybe a quarter of that. For example, a small square of pizza and a milk with nothing else, or if we were having burgers it would just be the burger and a milk.
>>68761830
Never seen bananas in syrup. Must be one of those little ethnic stores that carries it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>68763124
>bagels
Nice try, schlomo
>peanut butter in the refrigerator
da fuq
What i ate today so far
>>68762920
what? We got wayyy more than just two types here anon, don't lie
Chicago
New York
St. Louis
Detroit Deep Dish
Napoleon
wood-fired
those are off the top of my head, guarantee I'm missing like 4 or 5 others
>>68763565
water imported from india
it makes your stomach hurt and gives you the shits for a few days
great way to lose weight if you survive
>>68763177
>>68763200
>>68763212
>>68763315
>>68763322
sparkling water has no sugar
V8 is literally just blended veg
orange juice = natural sugars
powerade = yes, full of sugar bad for you but only have those once in a while
>>68763573
Theyre not like that in france.
>>68763105
>milk gravy
What is that even?
Also aren't you supposed to eat pork brains with eggs? That's how we make them. Granted we don't have canned pork brains so you only really get to eat them at a pig slaughter.
>shitposting australia
>american food sucks
>cannibals
>>68763645
Bagels and biali are delicious.
>>68762506
My Freshman/Junior literature teacher was addicted to drinking diet coke and he was an alpha Italian. I guess he liked the carcinogen taste better than real sugar.
>>68761830
How the fuck is canned bananas "typical". At least post canned peaches or something.
>>68763124
Here's mine.
>>68763593
what the fuck man
>>68763494
never change, Australia
>>68763676
If you stop now, you're probably only 1000 kcal over your recommended intake.
You havent lived until you've pic related in either Louisiana or Texas.
As soon as you're done eating, get the fuck out of either state.
obligatory
>>68763782
does your mom avoid shopping for groceries because of murder?
>>68763749
I know, it just had to be said, though.
Still don't understand the purpose of peanut butter in the fridge.
>>68763124
>peanut butter in the fridge
>five fucking cartons of juice
>>68761830
you all lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzdaSq6BfU
>>68763866
>country fried steak
FUCK NOW IM HUNGRY
>>68761830
Never seen this before in my life...
>>68763696
>>68763565
underrated posts
Average dinner
>>68763735
>Rosatis
My eternal nigga
The only acceptable thin crust
>>68762954
It must be putting some hurt on Le Cordon Bleu, they shut down their Scottsdale AZ location.
>>68761830
>typical American food
>I've literally never even heard of, let alone seen it or tasted it
Try again shitlord.
>>68763714
From what I've experienced yes restaurants are. Bistros in particular pride themselves on high turnover of clientele. I only lived in France for 6 months on an externship with my culinary school, I didn't have the luxury of eating in every establishment in France.
Protip: McCafe and McDonald's are the largest growing restaurant chains in France.
>mfw Americans in France do better business than the French.
>>68763479
>putting liquids in freezer
it'd explode
>>68763859
That was just my breakfast. I go for a walk after to burn calories
>>68763924
I don't understand it either.
>>68763207
Also skimpy nurse outfits
>throw a bunch of random stuff together (like meat mixed with pineapples, mushrooms, grapes, onion juice on it, other random shit)
>call it "fancy cuisine"
>sell 100g of it 50$ in a restaurant because it's "fancy"
>people pay for it
Why are people retarded? Literally mix ANYTHING together that makes no sense. People think it's fancy and will pay retarded prices for it.
A random steak, veggies on the side and rice will taste better and cost less.
>>68764053
hard liquor doesn't freeze
>>68764053
>spot the underage poster
>>68763982
Yeah looking through the images to pick one was fucking brutal I am now too but its a long way to texas from Colorado
had this yesterday. how did i do
Dutch food > USA food
>>68764030
Le Cordon Bleu lost to the CIA and Johnson/Wales universities. Pleb tier culinary school.
>>68763124
bread jew and sugar jew
TOTAL slave to zog
American food is some other country/culture's food, but just made better and less shit. Fast food not included.
>>68763214
>>68763676
dude mcdonalds coffee is so shit
normally the thought of saving money can help me stomach cheap stuff, but this is an exception. I've tried several times and only get a few sips down.
>>68761830
>>68763782
> pan in the fridge
sujo.
>>68763924
peanut butter in the fridge is if it's "natural" style, it doesn't have all the preservatives your standard JIF or Peter Pan has, so if you leave it out long enough it grows mold, and most people I know don't exactly go through PB fast enough to just leave it out
>>68764192
looks like poverty
>>68762243
niggers from the getto if i had to take a wild guess
>>68763676
This morning I ordered a sausage McMuffin with egg, two strawberry pies, and a Coke. Then when I got to the window they told me they only had one strawberry pie and the lady gave me two apple pies to make up for it. When I got home I found out the dumb fucks forgot the egg.
>>68764053
>Not knowing alcohol lowers the freezing point of a water mixture
>>68762409
Dude had to pay extras to get pudding, chocolate milk, and extra tots.
>>68763330
Honestly not gonna lie... That looked amazing aside from the pizza portion
>>68764042
my girl speaks french and Ive allways wanted to visit. maybe ill stop by
Aroy-D is a Thai brand. They make decent coconut milk
>>68764235
In blind taste tests across the planet McDonald's has the highest rated coffee.
>>68763214
A lot of animals were armed before the making of this video :)
>>68764164
>>68764172
fuck im retarded
You are obviously right.
Beer does explode tho.
My entire appartment smelled like cheap lager for a week because i forgot few on them in the freezer overnight.
>>68764093
>I go for a walk after to burn calories
It would not surprise me if you legitimately think this way.
Sounds bad. Actually fucking delicious
>>68764235
It's okay. I like Starbucks better desu
>>68764339
Go to Montréal first. Less niggers and sand niggers than Paris. It'll get you accustomed to being around French people but without the possibility of being blown up while eating lunch al fresco.
>>68762694
That mystery much was probably delicious. Highschoolers will bitch about lunch food regardless of what gets served. I personally loved school food.
>>68764379
>A lot of animals were armed before the making of this video
>>68763494
Are you kidding me you can get mad cow disisease from eating animal brains.
>>68763876
Chips in the fridge?
...I thought I was the only one.
>>68763876
where's the bag of milk?
>>68764164
It does, if your freezer is colder than it needs to be. Don't put anything less than 80 proof in there, either.
>>68761830
>>68764436
Oh shit, you do put eggs in them. Nice.
>>68764463
i feel bad for the french sometimes.
Mussies are scum.
>>68764243
>Mmm
>I'll have canned Chicken and canned Banana for dinner tonight
>maybe some aerosol cheese to go on the side
>what a great meal
Americans actually say this
>>68764529
>mad cow
i thought that was a British thing only.
>>68763876
I was about to call you super fat because of your fridge until I saw the stewarts soda... you get a pass this time .
>>68763589
did you go to school in the ghetto? might explain why
>>68764529
>you can get mad cow disisease[sic]
Do you think he is a cow?
>>68764529
These are pork brains
>>68764535
why?
what is the point?
>>68762375
yeah consuming a drink with 0 calories will definitely make you fatter than consuming 250 calories worth of sugar you shitfuck
For breakfast I had a fried bologna and egg sandwich with grilled onions, garlic, and mustard.
A coffee and smoke
Then I slammed a Michelada before work.
COSTCO PIZZA
>>68761830
Never seen that in my life, certainly not typical.
>>68764529
fucking netherlands dude.
>>68764634
>>68761830
Why is every other country obsessed with us?
BTW Ive been to Australia and ate kangaroo.
Best fish and chips ive ever had tho
>>68761830
shieeettt i am drinking that V8 Splash right now nigga.
>>68764634
>not posting the original
#TrueArizonan
>>68764594
Yup, they are.
>>68763698
>orange juice=natural sugar
>>68764691
That shit is fucking good
>>68764267
Yeah, but that is clearly a jar of JIF in the pic I was referring to.
>>68764267
>Peanutbutter grows mold
I have never seen this in my life ever and I eat a lot of peanut butter. Not even the jars that stayed behind at my mom's place (who doesn't eat it) were mouldy after almost 2 years in her cupboard, and I actually ate that when she brought it with her some time when she visited... I'm also pretty sure it doesn't contain a whole lot more than peanuts, salt and some vegetable oil..
>>68764672
diet drinks are actually worse for you than the actual ones with sugar. They trick your brain into overcompensating elsewhere plus its all chemicals.
>>68764679
dayum, with this heat i crave a michelada now, hate beign at work.
>>68762409
>ywn eat middle school cafeteria food again
>>68764735
>i could be a pastry chef too
Fuck man I cant even decide what branch of chefary I wish to indulge myself in
>>68764243
I'm throwing up
>>68764195
That's what I heard. Cost an arm and a leg and the graduates were pretty pissed they weren't getting chef tier jobs.
>>68764602
>>mad cow
>i thought that was a British thing only.
BSE was a British epedemic, yeah.. Now look up Britain on a map, and look slightly to the east.
>>68764598
its a brave new world
>>68761830
This is what a typical dinner in Montana consists of Mr.Abo. no munching on grub worms in the bush here m8.
what school kids eat in 'murrika
>>68764409
I know. I recently tried eatinf healthy but i just cant. This was my last attempt to eat healthy
>>68764724
youre a corrupt declining empire
finally the world can laugh without being jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkohxzxj74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkohxzxj74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkohxzxj74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkohxzxj74
But this might be a thing in every country actually
>>68764679
>search fried bologna on google
> this shit pops out
I really hope this isn't what you normally eat.
what serial killers eat in 'murrika
>>68764950
>that tiny salad smothered in dressing
>>68763589
>>68764335
Where the fuck did you poorfags go to school. That's actually pretty small compared to what was typically served at the schools I went to. Hell, if you wanted, if there was any left, you could get seconds for free.
>>68762409
>too many tots
>pudding
>not some inedible vegetable mush that is 75% liquid shit
Most kids have chicken sandwiches instead of burgers because when I was in school they where too dry and sometimes wouldn't let you get cheese.
>>68764691
that actually looks good
>>68765024
Why the fuck are there fucking strawberries on that fried chicken?
>>68763258
Question chef bro, what is a good set of knives? Looking at Wusthof but could use advice.
>>68765024
>what kind of last meal do you want senpai?
>just fuck my shit up
>>68763124
>Diabetes, the diet
>>68764301
>And this is done by people who think they deserve $15 an hour for working in a fast food restaurant
Never do drive through, always go in and order your food
>>68764868
Pastry Chefs= OCD control freaks who follow the rules, don't deviate from instructions or mandates. Baking is a science, everything needs to be exact.
Chefs= improvise on a moments notice without hesitation. Consistently fuck with recipes to either refine them or overhaul them.
I enjoy baking, but I'm no pastry Chef. The only time I bake is when my Pastry girl calls out sick or one of her kids gets hurt/sick.
>>68764672
fatso detected
ever tried movin your fat ass grease-man?
>>68764967
>eating healty
>that salad has more calories than a regular cheeseburger
Jesus nigga, are you for real?
Completely normal American breakfast.
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that americans dont eat healthy when they want to
>>68765120
Its a last meal
>>68764985
Says a member of the European union where someone threates to leave every day and currency is crumbling.
>>68764672
Well the problem with fatties and diet drinks is it gives them an illusion that they're on the track to losing weight. Really they should just cut soda out all together and get used to making actual "sacrifices" to their diet.
At leas this has been my experience :^)
God tier mämmi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4mmi
>>68762694
I just graduated high school last year
Michelle obama really fucked over the lunches
she set restrictions saying that you could only have like 2 ounces of protein in a meal or something
I told a government inspector that I (a 120 pound kid) didn't get enough food from the meals and had to resort to eating cookies to not starve for the rest of the day (I had a huge metabolism)
The government rep told me that I could get protein out of eating FUCKING CELERY WHAT THE FUCK
>>68765022
Newfie steak fuck yes
>>68765022
nah... thats dry as fuck.
i use butter with minced garlic and sliced onions.
fry the bologna and egg. put it on toast or english muffin with mustard. shits pretty good. kids like cheese on it but i dont.
>>68763440
could you say you're hungry?
>>68764899
It's a non diploma vocational school that awards certificates. I graduated culinary school with a bachelor's in professional science, then transferred to a medical school to get my masters in Nutritional science.
Le Cordon Bleu plebs= dog shit tier.
>>68764529
stay smart, netherlands
>>68764598
>>68765170
So what would you suggest I do to start improving myself.
>>68764881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
Americans are the most disgusting people on planet Earth
>>68765120
It's a recreation of John Wayne Gacy's last meal. For some reason they just stuck it all in one tray, but it consisted of
>bucket of KFC
>big bowl of fries
>12 fried prawns
>pound of strawberries
bretty gud meal to be honest
>>68765227
What the fuck is pre-breakfast?
>>68765191
Sadly yes,i am for real.
>>68762720
>Chicago style
>>68765236
Melania is going to make every school lunch be a hot dog/pizza/burger unlimited buffet with a free hooker bj at the end before you go back to class, the next generation is in good hands.
>>68765353
yep, unlike those plebs who ask for lobster.
>>68763214
burnt on the outside
undercook on the inside
USA confirmed for not knowing how to cook meat
Does anyone happen to have any /beautiful/ food they can show off?
>>68763124
Full of Processed shit.
>>68765407
Something fat people do
>>68765328
>>68764893
Looks seriously tasty
>>68763676
HNNNNNNNGG
>>68765255
>>68765279
Yeah, it tastes good, but it's just boiled mechanically separated meat with starch and colouring.I don't think that's good for you in the long run.
>>68765315
Go to a vocational school or CAE program with a culinary program. Or, take cooking classes to see if you'll even like it. You COULD just be someone's commis somewhere or take up an apprenticeship with an actual Chef. Most professionals I know take on multiple apprentices each year.
>>68763678
don't forget Sicilian and Neapolitan
>>68765328
>Fat people are the most disgusting people on planet Earth
Fixed it for you. This is coming from from someone who is overweight. When I see people so morbidly obese that they can't move under their own power, it makes me sick. Thank God I never got, and never will get to that point. Slowly but surely dropping the weight, ain't easy, but worth it not to be one of these disgusting fucks.
>>68765407
Looks to be about 3000Kcal
>>68765413
dude you either go for a full protein diet (all meat and nuts) or a full veggie one (no meat at all), also dressing has a lot of calories too,
>>68764053
>that education
Dumbass most liquids don't xpand when the freeze, it's mainly water that expands.
fucking hungry as fuck now but its 2am
>>68762097
Asian.
>>68764893
>italy
shows a gross bread dough peperonni pizza
>making a pot of chicken stew from scratch because I love that shit
>this thread
>>68764672
Artificial sweeteners still spark an insulin response. In fact, it is suggested that they might be more potent at doing so than sugar.
Enjoy your insulin resistance, fatso.
>>68764093
the second mcchicken is never as good baka
>>68765413
that frappe thingy alone probably has almost 700 calories m8...
>>68765591
>>Fat people are the most disgusting people on planet Earth
This, I'm officially medically obese, yet I feel nothing but hatred for other fat bastards. We all got here through being lazy and eating too much, and those that say MUH THYROID make me want to drown them in butter
>>68762979
That smoke ring <3
>>68764235
Agreed, fucking horrible burnt nonsense
you people need to stop adding HFCS and mayo in everything
its not the portions, its the added shit that take years to burn off
>>68764529
Ever since I was a kid I ate lamb brains fried. I'm not a mad cow yet.
>>68764672
Not by itself. The sweet taste causes an insulin spike which leads to low blood sugar and increased hunger.
>>68763572
I think you forget about cans.
>>68765702
what's stopping you from beign healty bro?
>>68764243
>Home-style goodness!
>>68765765
my mum used to feed me lamb brains when i was a baby, i'd never eat that shit now though, too risky.
>>68763876
who puts oreos in the fridge
>>68765593
B-but why? Does she eat yet another breakfest after this "Pre-BreakFAST" or what and WHY? She look's like she has too much calories allready.
(Pic not related)
>>68764093
That drink alone is probably the recommended calorie intake for 2 days.
>>68765328
Hol up
*heaves*
So you sayin
*heaves deeper*
We
*pants like a dog that stayed 4 hours in a closed car, in Texas, under the summer's Sun*
Has
*scopez them chicken can*
CHICKENZ?"
>>68765407
it's an American thing
>>68765407
>not eating 2 breakfasts
