Pic related
>>68746995
Super Jesus!
Rather Ray to be truthful my family.
Get some history interesting lessons on the way.
Breivik, obviously
>hfw when we go for the high score
DT
>>68746995
Nigga u lame.
Anyway i pick red hulk
calling Captain America
>>68747066
>not posting Republican Jesus
![treacheries_of_the_space_marines_review[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2MW6zwy.jpg "treacheries_of_the_space_marines_review[1].jpg")
I would choose Doom Pepe, Herald of Unrelenting Destruction
>>68747150
How is he different from green hulk
is he a turk
James May.
It would be a blast .
>>68746995
Im teaming up with the winning side.
:^)
>>68747317
The fuck is up with his eyebrows?
Based finnish goddess.
It's a team package.
Although I'd skip the trench coat.
brick laznor desu
>>68747200
The only right answer
Will need zealot for what is to come
>>68747205
Damn, that's one rare Pepe. Can I save it?
Our Greatest Ally
>>68746995
>>68746995
She is one of them, so she can give me insider tips.
>>68746995
D. Afonso Henriques.
He has won many battles versus the shitskins, he shall guide my path.
>>68746995
Any of you really, would make good teammates against mudslimes.
>>68747125
Is it Photoshop?
>>68747548
Literally the only choice
Aryan waifu with mp5.
The guy on the left.
Too fast target for mudslimes.
>>68747200
Nigga please. He wouldn't take it seriously enough and they'd kill you before he started trying to save you
did I heard heresy?
>>68746995
There can be only one choice. The forever choice.
>>68748058
Congratulations, your post is the dumbest post I've seen all week.
>He's cocky therefore he will let you die.
>>68746995
>>68747864
Look how rusty he has allowed his armour to become.
This guy would not be able to look after himself on a protracted campaign/happening
He's little, but he packs a punch.
i win
>>68748224
THANKS BROTHER
>P H O S P H E X
>H
>O
>S
>P
>H
>E
>X
The only man who gave our future president a stone cold stunner
One Speznaz operator.
>>68747386
Why we lost the emu war
Tbh
fuck bitches kill mudslime witches
Raph
![MainPhoto[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8hMmeOO.jpg "MainPhoto[1].jpg")
Based Rommel
>>68747283
>not picking based Clarkson
You one of them homos son?
only answer
>>68746995
>>68746995
>>68747681
Good on ya, this warms my heart.
take your pick
>>68748833
Putin looks weird
>>68746995
>>68746995
Arkan
>>68747066
Jesus is obviously on Muslim side.
also pic related
>>68746995
>>68747686
No, Trump is a fellow /pol/ack
Whatever side intends to jail all the dirt bag reporters such as oliver who mocks everyone who disagrees.
>>68746995
A clone of myself.
Prepare for the barage
>>68746995
Prepare for a lot of long pork dinners.
>>68746995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
The Peshmerga women's legion ofcourse.
They already got months of experience of fighting muslims and turning them into proper westerners shouldn't be too hard. They're already halfway there.
Also I'll be surrounded by good pussy so that's a +
>>68748604
>anime girl
fag
With Prince Eugene of Savoy the turk basher.
Hope no one picked this yet
>>68746995
>not Les Straud
Survivorman would run circles around Bear and probably eat him once gryls realized there wasn't a ramada inn out in the woods.
>>68746995
what does drinking your own piss where there a freshwater pond just 200 meters away have do with doing battle whit us ??? has some of the shitposting pills fell into your beer ?
>>68747072
>you will never navigate the forests and marshes of post race war britain with an aged ray mears, trading stories of your battles against the moors in exchange for stoic jedi-esque life and bushcraft lessons
>>68747107
when you send 10000 chechens to fight your war in ukraine ??
>>68748196
jeff pls go
If the Peshmerga women don't work out I'm going with Jitse Akse though
>>68750032
>be lost in woods
>make clock using only branches and a grenade
>accuse deer of racially profiling you
>catch ride out on Microsoft helicopter as it delivers your free swag for being opressed
>>68749199
Are those supposed to be men in your country?
Skinny arms and soft faces.
We would conquer Turkey in a weekend given the chance.
Otto, es geht wieder los!
Based Keanu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
>>68749199
>Jesus on Muslim side
>>68746995
I would camp a mountain with a sniper rifle, camo and a huge amount of ammo. If i was serious enough i would dig 3 small tunnels incase they found my position or i needed to escape.
>taking more people with you to give away your position
>>68748742
James May is twice the man Clarkson is.
>>68748062
i wanna see the original picture of this. Where is it?
>>68746995
You guys complain of the Pope kissing muslim feet while this guy tap-drinks their piss for nutrients, m8.
>>68746995
>>68749199
The next panel in this photo slide is them bare-backing each other's asses.
>>68748769
This
The entirety of the Imperial Japanese Army
>>68750086
>
You fuckin druggo
>>68750572
Google "emperor of mankind" or "godemperor"
have fun
dis
>>68750471
shame on you boy , waging war against you rape-grandpa like that , shame
>>68746995
>Already known for kebab removal
>hindu nationalist
>commands the Sikh regiments
>commands the over all shittingstreet army
>has nukes
>has vested interest in staving off the pisslamic invasion
>>68746995
Tay the /pol/ Skynet
I'm genuinely curious, how does /pol/ feel about the Muslims that are actually normal people?
I mean 99% of the extremists and weird ones are Sunnis, but out of all the Muslims I know the Shias tend to be pretty modern and normal people.
>>68750086
You're gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna get punched in the face, by the long dick of cancer
>>68751480
>ctrl f
>Genetically superior descendant of daco romans Romanian
>0 results
WTF is wrong with you anons???!
THIS IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER
>>68751500
I know a woman who believes in allah but doesn't identify with islam at all besides that and she's pretty chill
eats pork and drinks alcohol and doesn't look bad at all
I pick halo he kills the aliens and eh doesn't afraid of anything
>>68751690
>believes in Allah
That's literally just the Arabic word for God. its the same God that Christians and Jews believe in.
>>68751686
>Romanians
Not whites tbqh
>>68751500
They're pretty cool. One of the nicest women I ever met was like that. A Muslim, but not a shit cunt
>>68748196
You leave fruity Rudy out of this he is to beautiful to me maimed in a shitskin war.
>nobody wants to tram up with battle Grandpa for shame pol.
>>68751789
>t. Alberto Barbosa
Little trans boy that I could fuck in the ass between killing muslims.
>>68748769
This
This is Dante from the Devil May Cry series who recently defeated Bayonetta in the Death Battle in case you didn't do know.
He is basically invisible at least he is against anyways earth Muslims put up against him. Even if the Deific manifestation of Allah appeared Dante from the Devil May Cry series would be able to hold his own and possibly even defeat him. Although I've come to think that I should replace my hero now that I've realized Deities may be involved. Please disregard the above passage. I've changed my choice. Attached is "Hitoshura" AKA the Demi Fiend who is a proven deity slayer. He should have better a chance then even Dante himself at defeating any deities involved in this battle. He has also canonically defeated Dante from the Devil May Cry series although it's up for debate if Dante was fighting him seriously.
>>68751920
Hol up mah nigga
So you be saying
We wuz romans n' shit?
>>68748062
>>68746995
BURN THE HERETICS
Let them be purged
>>68748194
Almost half way though the thread before someone posted that.
Get it together /pol/. Mad Dog would be right there with you, every step of the way.
>>68751967
but can he even hope to defeat Madara Uchiha?
>>68751999
Claimed.
>>68752125
/thread
>pic related
Together with all the Slavs picked by other anons we can cook up some delicious blinis with Smetana to keep the morale high and remember why we keep on fighting the good fight.
>>68752084
I have not watched Naruto unfortunately so I can not comment on that match-up.
>>68746995
>>68751967
>can't even beat a faggy skeleton in a dumb costume
>good teammate
>>68747049
underrated post.
>>68752084
Beat me to it. And no, he can't.
>>68750693
bottom left shoots dildos?
>>68747107
Good one
>>68747389
This because she acts as apropriate distraction for the attacking mudshit and while they are mass raping her, you get a chance to run away like a fucking coward?
Mike fucking Haggar
>>68746995
There is a certain kind of white people that don't fuck around. They are my picks like pic related, see also vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
>>68750926
>2 nukes
>>68752196
Well that's not really fair to say since obviously this would be the post TDE Demifiend rather than the just awoken Demifiend that faced Matador. The post TDE demifiend could defeat Matador with a single Freikugel.
>>68752102
>>68746995
Chris Kyle (RIP M8!)
>>68750094
:'(
>>68752288
>2 nukes
>Still wanted to fight
This guy.
>yo xi-qianbei, push le buton :DD
>aiya mongor friend aiya
>do it faget :DD
>china no faget china push buton rararra
[nuclear fire intensifies]
>>68750926
I admit, it would be nice to have those fucking psychopaths on our side. They would have 0 reservations about doing to IS what they've been doing to innocent people for years.
>>68752282
this guy would probably be cool to hang around with
still gotta go with the superior swordsman though
>>68749199
>>68752102
The gypsum is strong with this one
>>68752556
Exactly, it would be so much fun. They dont care how many of their own die, as long as the enemy is dead also.
>>68747098
>>68747548
>>68747696
>>68751672
>>68752111
mine brodre
I want it to be bloody
>>68746995
https://youtu.be/bDlT3XQI30c
>>68747049
Excellent choice!
>>68752614
He will refine his skills and his weapon choice on the road chopping bodies of the unholy. If you put him off the leash he certainly will go full berserk.
>>68746995
Who else other than the almighty Moonman?
>>68752614
>Britain picking the blacked swordsman
not surprised in the slightest
>>68747107
Noice
>>68752705
I want to be between his strong manly arms
>>68747049
First post best post
>>68748769
this
>>68752670
They certainly had a unique way of looking at the value of human life, be it their own or their enemies. An outlook like that made them about as empathetic as a robot. Perfect for removing many sand monkeys.
>>68746995
>>68753066
>>68752705
post real orks ya umie!
for the WHAAA!
>>68752917
horde faggot detected
I pick Lauri Törni. Pic related.
Making kebab explode every day!
>>68747049
One strategically dropped Tsar Bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6BspF9Ie9M&ab_channel=CanadianForcesArmor
>>68748334
under-rated
>>68753252
>>68750094
Why do you have to be so hurtful?
It was my last dream..
