Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
>>68741698
You have no evidence. Coward.
Fox just stated that Donald Trump will be responding to Cruz's "leave my wife the hell alone" video.
>Fox just stated that Donald Trump will be responding to Cruz's "leave my wife the hell alone" video.
Fox just stated that Donald Trump will be responding to Cruz's "leave my wife the hell alone" video.
>Fox just stated that Donald Trump will be responding to Cruz's "leave my wife the hell alone" video.
>>68741747
This.
The Trump campaign just keeps reaching new lows. Well done to Cruz for being above the mud slinging. He really is a class act.
>looking for teachers
>find this
what the fuck am i lookin at here m8s
SCOUR THIS. HE WAS TEACHING HERE IN 2005. INTERESTING DATE: Wifes breakdown was day after classes started.
https://registrar.utexas.edu/schedules/archive
>>68741747
lol that flag man
>>68741747
>>68741747
Checks flag.
yep...
https://checkout.infopay.com/checkout/?merc_id=5530024bc601d5cd4fabb8b8&items=5654da2d9cf5c58decfc06aa&_ga=1.161421181.1198847187.1458896416&reportfname=Robyn&reportlname=Katz&nameSearch=true&reportage=34&reportcity=Austin&reportstate=TX
NIGGERS DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ACCOUNT HERE WE CAN USE A LOT OF THIS INFO
>>68741747
NOT AN ARGUMENT
I WANT TO TAKE THE BLUE PILL.
MEME MAGIC HAS GONE TOO FAR. WE'VE ENTERED A RABBIT HOLE TOO DEEP.
/POL/ RED PILLED MICROSOFT AI AND NOW WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF DECIDING THE REPUBLICAN ELECTION.
>>68741809
a great nation that will appreciate diversity
>>68741747
>>68741808
clever samefag
>>68741747
>>68741808
F L A G
L
A
G
>>68741808
>He really is a class act.
In bed.
>>68741698
bump
>>68741814
>>68741816
>>68741822
Okay, go on, show us some conclusive proof.
GEEZ OH MAN
>someone fuck Ted's shit up
>>68741808
cruz is a saint he holds the bible high
>>68741747
>>68741808
Advanced shitposting.
jeb lund has 50k followers
>>68741698
any summaries of the story?
I'll post this again about Robyn Katz, apparently she is following someone named Dr. Paul Cruz!!
Does anyone know if Rato has a lost brother?
Here's the link, make sure to ctrl + F:
>https://twitter.com/RobynFKatz/following
bus-TED!!!
>>68741747
>>68741808
Never change Australia
>>68741747
>>68741808
How does it feel to know you're the laughing stock of /pol/?
THREAD THEME:
22. The Rat
AS often as he let himself be seen
We pitied him, or scorned him, or deplored
The inscrutable profusion of the Lord
Who shaped as one of us a thing so mean—
Who made him human when he might have been 5
A rat, and so been wholly in accord
With any other creature we abhorred
As always useless and not always clean.
Now he is hiding all alone somewhere,
And in a final hole not ready then; 10
For now he is among those over there
Who are not coming back to us again.
And we who do the fiction of our share
Say less of rats and rather more of men.
REMINDER THAT THIS IS A PATHETIC SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT BY DRUMPF TO STEAL VOTERS
REMEMBER TO KEEP SHILLING ON TWITTER
>>68741808
goddamn australians and canadians are such shitposters. i wish they were banned.
>>68741747
>>68741808
australia reaching new level of shitposting
>>68741951
Flag matches shitposting
So they all fucked Tes while he was married to Heidi? How many years back does this go?
>>68741872
>>68741747
>>68741808
>>68741853
WE'RE COLLECTING INFORMATION
WE KNOW YOU SLEEP AROUND AUSTRALIAN TED
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING EUCALYPTUS
>>68741853
BUCK UP OR FUCK UP
>>68741956
its #1 on ny
HELP LOOK AT POTENTIAL COWORKERS FOR CRUZ AT UT AUSTIN LAW
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
D E L I V E R I N G
I SMELL EM WERE GETTING CLOSE!!!!
http://www.utexas.edu/student/registrar/schedules/059/pdfs/offerings/law.pdf
>>68741747
>>68741808
I love you Australia.
>Just finished Silence of the Lambs
>See this thread
Hannibal is Trump, leading us on with cryptic hints
Natl Enquirer & Media are the chrysalis
Heidi is the captured Senator's Daughter
Ted! is Buffalo Bill
Bill's House is Texas, his basement is Utah
We are Clarice
WHEN DOES THE LION USUALLY STIR?
now this I can hop on
>Ted Cruzified on the same day as his Lord
>>68741951
>The apex of the cucks' memefu was slapping the letter f onto Trump's name
>Meanwhile /pol/ crashes Cruz's campaign with no survivors
>>68741698
will the GOP try to nominate paul ryan if ted cruz gets stumped beyond recognition?
>>68742021
>http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
sign me in buddy
>AIDs Skrillex doxxed in a day
>Carl doxxed in a week
>unblurred faces of three out of the five women in the Cruz sex scandal found
Remind me never to cross the anime masturbators.
>>68741798
cruz leaves his wife the hell alone more than anyone by the sounds of it
this is the most fun i've ever had in my life. I used to be jealous of some of my friends who were there and blocked the pool, but i know that they would be jealous to know that we helped reshape reality overnight
>>68742061
Jeb comeback confirmed.
>>68742051
>tfw I live in buffalo bills basement...
These are three intelligent and successful women. Even putting aside what you think Cruz would do... I highly doubt these women would let a personal affair get in the way of their professional careers.
This is a political hit piece. Hopefully, there will not be any collateral damage to the careers and personal lives of these women.
Can someone update me on where this story is going all of a sudden? I saw the first thread on this yesterday just before I went to sleep. Just woke up.
Weren't there rumors about Cruz and Pierson having an affair already? I remember reading about it on here last week or the week before iirc.
>>68742058
>>68742054
>>68742073
Oh my kekkles this is magnificent.
I'm giddy.
>>68742051
Yo man, watch the first 2 seasons of Hannibal and the last few episodes of season 3.
Enjoy.
>>68742021
Cool find but it says I need to sign up
>>68742058
Pottery is reaching biblical proportions
>>68742073
found the Rick
>>68742099
Im not dead guys, can I be president yet?
>>68741747
>>68741808
>if nobody else wants my bait I'll take it
>>68741813
>>68742035
I've already finished checking everyone with a photo who currently part of the UTLaw school faculty. No dice. Could be past faculty, or the photo came from elsewhere.
None of the current staff were good matches either.
>>68741872
Did a roo kick you in the head?
>>68741747
>>68741808
feckin streya.
>>68742021
Any clues on which year we should be focused on?
>>68742073
I like to kick ass and masturbate to Chinese cartoons, and I'm all out of lotion.
THIS IS A LIST OF ALL THE TEACHERS HE WORKED WITH AT THE TEXAS AT AUSTIN SCHOOL OF LAW.
I REPEAT
SKYKING SKYKING THIS IS POLTARD
THIS IS A LIST OF ALL THE TEACHERS HE WORKED WITH IN 2005 AT U OF T SCHOOL OF LAW.
http://www.utexas.edu/student/registrar/schedules/059/pdfs/offerings/law.pdf
>>68742009
It's #1 here in L.A.
its 5;37 am and im still waiting for the teacher
I've been here since the very beginning. Time for bed though, need at least four hours of sleep. It's 5:40 AM already.
Good night /pol/, keep making America great again!
>>68742073
Was carl doxxed? How and when? I havent been paying much attention lately.
MSM won't touch this unless Trump retweets.
Ball is in Trump's court.
>>68742096
"nomination's closed due to infidelity"
>>68741698
>some tabloid rag reported he had an affair
alright is there anything concrete or any leads that have been found?
It's 2:30am in the west coast and I'm not even sleepy.
/pol/ meme magic does it again.
Trump will become emperor and save us from the Cuckening.
>>68742058
>implying Ted is a Christian
THIS IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING
>>68741747
First post worst post, you should be ashamed.
Katrina pierson liked a tweet about the scandal
>>68742187
I'm on the case
Official throwback thread theme.
https://youtu.be/C070_4ya98Y
>KEEP THOSE (search) ENGINE'S CHUGGING LADS!
>Heidi Cruz has suicide attempt on August 22, 2005
>Hurricane Katrina strikes very next day
M E M E
E
M
E
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
I'm assuming you folks have already trolled through archived pages of backpages escort listings in the areas in and around Austin and Dallas?
>>68742183
2004. You need an account, so I'm working on that. I'll share it once I'm sure none of you cucks can steal my credit card info
>>68741698
>>68742187
she may have been a student then and a teacher now, article doesn't really make clear
do you faggots actually believe there is a a scandal here or do you just want to ruin cruz?
>>68742214
Trump doesn't have to say a single thing. The story is juicy enough as is.
>>68742135
Havent looked at it at all
Are the Hannibal sequel movies good? Are they as good as SotL? I feel like it will be very hard to get the same goosebumps. They have Anthony Hopkins in them so I'm sure they're fine.
Is the show just as spoopy? Does Hannibal come off just as much of a genius?
>>68742252
OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>we redpilled an AI
>we sleuthed a sex scandal
>we uncovered potential bribery and collusion
All of this done in only the past 24 hours
>yfw /pol/ is one of the most powerful sites on the internet without ever intending to be
KATRINA PIERSON HAS BLOCKED HER INSTAGRAM
https://www.instagram.com/katrinapierson/?hl=en
WHAT IS GOING ON? WERE THERE DAMAGING PHOTOS BURIED DEEP IN HER HISTORY?
Guys the second photo may not be a digital one, it may be one that the National Inquirer scanned from a physical photo when they were investigating the story.
Please drop Atty. Katz. Dont make this a witch hunt like during the Boston bombing. If the image doesn't come up within the first two pages of Google searches, the tabloid wouldn't bother.
>>68742233
National Enquirer and this reporter won a Pulitzer for their reporting on John Edwards sex scandal while he was running for Demcratic nomination in 2008.
>>68742252
>instructions
>>68742278
article said escort was DC, teacher was Austin
grindina magie meme
emem eigam anidinirg
grindina magie meme
emem eigam anidinirg
>>68742208
Yeah he's a latino.
Thomas Escobar or some Ecuadorian family name like that.
Has 2 sisters.
Possibly gay.
>>68742208
Yep. His real name is Tommas. It was about last sunday. Sleep tight!
>>68742300
John Edwards story was juicy and did not get touched by MSM for over a year.
>>68742252
That doesn't make sense, why would she?
>>68742252
cheeky
>>68742208
Yeah, his name was Thomas or something.
I don't even fucking know how they found him. Some turkroach just posted a fucking San Diego address on google maps and said that's where he lived and he's dorming at a uni in Missouri
>>68742307
All for the lulz
>>68742278
I live in Dallas and can tell you no hooker matching that profile has lived here in the last year
t. Childless single man who only occasionally masturbates to anime
>>68742302
Trust me, watch season 1. The sequels aren't very good but the show is extremely well done and Hannibal is a mastermind throughout.
>>68742298
why not both?
>>68742308
you want trolls on your account calling you a slut? she did the right thing
>>68742298
Both
>>68742298
yes
>>68741808
>>68741747
This, I used to be a Trump supporter, I voted him in Texas and Iowa, I even watched ALL seasons of The apprentice, bought the Trump talking figure, all MAGA hats and ordered Trump steaks. But this is too low, as a conservative evangelical I stand with a consistent anti-establishment constitionalist like Cruz, for he is TrusTED™ and I'm now a #CruzMissile of the #CruzCrew #Cruzin' to the White House.
>>68741813
Site is now offline! Holy shit it's happening
>>68742241
>successfully defended 'The constitutionality of the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance;' while solicitor general
>>68742359
USE YOUR BRAIN MAN, WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
Trump 100% knew about this, probably for months. Katrina is his spokeperson, there's no way she wouldn't have told him. He's just letting other people break the story so it doesn't look like he's just shit-flinging.
Think it's a coincidence that Trump made Heidi into a big issue, and goaded Cruz into talking about how much he loves her literally the day before this sex scandal breaks?
>>68742124
the real victim here is cruz's wife you fucking aussie fag
she almost kills herself after cruz is disloyal to her the first time, they have kids and he cheats on her with 4 more women
he's a snake
>>68742278
I thought she was supposed to be a Washington DC area escort
>>68742359
disgruntled ex lover. he probably promised her he would leave his wife for her and then changed his mind
>>68741808
>El Rato calls out Melania Trump on a television commerical
>The Don hears about it before the commercial airs
>Trump threatens to do the same if the commercial airs
>???
>MAGAman is the only bad guy in the story
You can't make this shit up, the media hates Trump so much that they'll ignore the whole story just for a faulty narrative at best.
>>68742350
But election season makes it even juicier.
heres the whore
>>68742359
Isn't it obvious?
She wants Ted's head on a plate.
>>68742350
with the state of social media they cant really ignore it
>>68742359
To let everyone know she acknowledged it.
>>68742275
>>68742458
Are we sure that isn't the teacher?
Guys, the NE specifically says woman #4 is a "schoolteacher." This implies she teaches K-12, not at a law school.
pls find the teacher so i can sleep in peace
>>68742386
Noice. I love shows with evil/chaotic/genius protagonists
Hopefully its as good as True Detective S1
![maxresdefault[1] copy.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zKsaE3w.jpg "maxresdefault[1] copy.jpg")
trying to make random shit right now
>>68742441
The based mad man. Can you literally even?
FAGGOTS
CARPENTER AND CRUZ HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS
https://twitter.com/AlanaBowker/status/713264810763243520
>>68742380
That's what's so fucking beautiful about it. We aren't doing it for any reason other than to share reaction images when something hilarious happens. No matter how game changing it actually is, it's all just a game for us meant for our amusement and nothing more
Guys...we are the sole reason for this getting out. You should all be proud. Cruz might actually fall apart because of this. Another job well done.
Lets hope the news blames ebaumsworld or anonymous™
wait so is this shit real or are you guys doing meme magic dark arts shit?
>>68742399
now I'm diamonds.
s-sauce?
>>68741872
>TFW you will never shitpost as good as straya
>>68742073
I've seen too many "I RECOGNIZE THAT COCK" moments here to doubt the power.
>>68742275
>>68742588
WE KNOW
KEEP
TWEETING FAGGOTS
>>68742058
HES NOT EVEN CHRISTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.
HES DORK SIDED!
>>68742443
>CFR members
>people
She's a lizardperson
>>68742449
>>68742382
Thanks boys, late to the party. Will start checking DC escort archives.
Does this photo strike you of two people who are "more than colleagues"?
>>68742568
i lold
Morning Joe in 15
Was Gamergate in preparation for this?
>>68742096
hahahahaha thats so fucking sad, and worse yet, this is true for most people here
>>68742307
>Survived being deleted as /n/
>Survived being deleted as /new/
>Disgraced the site's founder, and not even his month long spam carpet bombing could stop the board. Compare this to /x/, which was permanently crippled by just a few tripfags.
Truly, /pol/ is blessed as one of Kek's prophets.
>>68742214
He better let this play out on it's own before he gets the blame dumped on him.
>>68742588
there is no way that Cruz tattoo is real
>>68742601
reddit already getting credit
>>68742441
>Think it's a coincidence that Trump made Heidi into a big issue, and goaded Cruz into talking about how much he loves her literally the day before this sex scandal breaks?
>>>
That's... brilliant.
> the master Persuader strikes again
>>68742145
Sorry this position is reserved for the Don.
But the Emperor is benevolent.
You can either go back and live with your family that gives a shit about you, or you convert to kek and become the gardener of the white house, where you are allowed to tend to your own turtle-populated garden.
>>68742307
The Donald earned the loyalty of the /pol/ack army by just tweeting a rare Pepe.
>>68742458
Pro-tip: $1k/night means she's either been groomed from a young age or a porn star,probably the latter. Or she has a damn good pimp.
On the other hand, if her clientele are politicians then the high fee is hush money, meaning she has very little online.
>>68742588
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS RABBIT HOLE JUST CAVED IN FOLKS
>>68742539
I wish I went to your school.
TED IS A MESS
>>68742648
>that black goddess fucked a rat
>>68742673
Is Trump on it today? I'm west coast so it's almost 3 am..
>>68742553
Link to the actual wording of the article? If it does that changes everything and we've been digging in the wrong place
>>68742073
yeah, as soon as I realized that shit I scrubbed every fucking account I had and now use random usernames for each site with one sanitized public username
Ted Cruz has a tattoo? What is it? That's ridiculous
>>68742588
It's an April Fools joke you fucking retard
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/april-fools-ted-cruz-reveals-tattoo-105240
Now the real question, is why did THEY BOTH GET THE SAME FAKE TATTOO FOR APRIL FOOLS?
try searching Robin Fae Katz as well
https://www.texasbar.com/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Find_A_Lawyer&template=/Customsource/MemberDirectory/MemberDirectoryDetail.cfm&ContactID=299266
When 4chan and anonymouse worked on the same thing, you know Ted is finished.
>>68742458
For those looking for the whore, keep an eye out for the earrings.
>>68742723
it slipped to 5th worldwide but this is literally the lowest volume time for US tweets
I really need someone to write me some hot Cruz rule 34
>>68742307
What about bribery?
IF YOU HAVEN'T YET:
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/713290155206000640
RETWEET THAT FOR NORMIES
When I wake up in a few hours I expect you guys to have located the missing to mistresses and the God Emperor destroying Cruz with twitter.
See you on the battlefield in a couple hours.
>>68742648
Yes. Gaze and posture give it away.
https://youtu.be/Mr_uHJPUlO8
>>68741698
The next centipede video is gonna be flame.
don't think it's the robyn chick
whoever it is I think once we have the name we will find the picture pretty quickly. The Enquirer didn't go find some picture hidden on the internet from 11 years ago.
>>68742553
They aren't numbered per se, they didn't say picture #1, had sex in broom closet, 2 is teacher, 3 is d.c. hooked he screwed while solicitor general in Texas, four was high powered d.c. lawyer, and fifth was coworker. Nobody defiantly knows of 2 or 3 which is the teacher, but it's safe to look at their cleavage.
5 girls, no wonder the mormons love him so much.
>>68742621
Its fucking crazy.
All you need is a distinqtive shirt collar and a specific hairline and you've got a name.
I mean there's thousands of women on the news, and they all wear different shit every day, the fact that we found the EXACT picture of Sarah blows my mind. I mean it could've been told it was Sarah but we had to find a picture of her hair falling/parted THIS EXACT WAY and god only knows how many times this woman has been on TV, who the fuck is archiving all of that shit?
>Ted Cruz
>Having an affair
>With women
Bitch he has so many gay tendencies I'm surprised no one has called him out on it.
>>68742460
But on March 15 she was tweeting that the scandal was 'implausible'.
I don't think she wanted this.
>mfw I made my first ever top tweet that I know of and it was one of my laziest
https://twitter.com/JFGUNC23/status/713298673661321216
>>68741698
>EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
HOLY SHIT.
I though that Breitbart was a decent news outlet...
>>68741698
Somewhere right now Ted is sitting in a room with his head in his hands. The phone keeps ringing but he doesn't pick it up. His wife stares into the abyss as staffers run back and forth dropping papers on the ground. A few rooms away his daughters are sleeping soundly in their beds, not knowing that when they wake up tomorrow everything will have changed. "Why does mommy hate daddy now? Why does she keep screaming about Lollipops? Who are all of these sweaty old fat men who telling daddy it's all over? I wish everything could just go back to the way it used to be..."
>>68742719
That's a good thing faggot.
>>68742748
n-n-not the bento...
>>68742853
underrated post m8
>>68742700
>>68742727
God damn we're witnessing the rebirth of the /pol/ golden age
>born just in time to meme the downfall of the world's political establishment and then masturbate to anime once the revolution is over
>Katrina fucked Ted
If she were white I would be dissapointed
>>68742867
lel, what I'm surprised by so far is that none of the lovers are trannies.
>>68742878
ayyyyyy
WHY HASN'T BREITBART POSTED A STORY ON THIS.
THEY CAN'T KEEP BEING SILENT
>>68742807
>anonymous
>>68742867
there's rumors of a tranny prostitute named lollipop
>>68742857
When will normals learn?
>>68742706
>EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
EVERYONE TWEET AT JOE AND MIKA TO TALK ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68742812
Hadn't even realized I was set to American Trends.
>>68742727
I always wonder if he knew what that was
>>68742878
>https://twitter.com/JFGUNC23/status/713298673661321216
That's pretty good kek
>>68742252
To this point I thought the whole thing was a phony baloney. Now I'm interested.
>>68742811
Yeah but searching for ONE particular whore in DC is like searching for one needle in a VERY large bunch of needles. Basically, they are all whores.
>>68742807
>even mentioning the SJW fuckfest that is anonamolous
>>68742857
There were hundreds of people looking for it, all it took was for one of them to get lucky.
>>68742920
Keep in mind, Trump has known about this from the beginning. This has always been his stump card against Cruz.
>>68742719
Don't worry, they will get themselves caught.
>>68742051
>Soon there will be quite a revelation about the past of Ted Cruz.
>First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this presidential candidate you seek?
He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet?
>>68742965
is that John Wayne... or?
>>68742898
I KNOW
>>68742807
yeah taking credit and pussing out when we start attacking them. fuck them
>>68742965
>getting a real tattoo that looks photoshopped
Rato does it again
>>68742930
>>68742957
You're right he does seem like someone who would fuck trannies.
Spread around that Ted Cruz fucks trannies.
>>68742969
>https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/713290155206000640
>>68742969
>>68742969
THIS
GO.
this might one of the hardest internet searches ever, I've tried all night to no avail and done my best, but I implore you young lads, if you can, find them, for the good of the republic, I pray you hear me now, find them so that we can hasten the end of this primary, heal this republican party and push forward Mr. Trump to the White House to make this country great again, hallelujah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R1dtIf8LQM
>>68742916
>implying we weren't masturbating before, during, and after the revolution
Absolutely disgraceful.
>>68742957
Lollie Pop was the way it was written
>>68743004
scapegoats
>>68742441
He's planned literally everything in advance. He's like bismarck and the presidency is his united Germany
>>68742896
>mfw she took in the snake
As people are waking up we are losing serious ground on twitter.
>tfw we literally shaped the future by shitposting
meme magic is unbelievable
>>68742896
his head in his hands
This is the same way Heidi is described in her police report
Are Rafael and Heidi dullahans?
BY THE WAY
im too tired but anyways keep up the good fight
see ya
>>68742725
>Being the gardener of the Emperor's palace, where you are allowed to express your own tastes in the image that will be known to all in the nation and worldwide. The image that is considered part of the Emperor's and America's very pride.
It's really a great deal tbdesu. Certainly better than being a puppet "president" who everyone, even your own family, mocks.
>>68743034
Holy fuck these Sex scandal threads are generating insane amounts of great memes.
They might not be able to contain this much sooner.
>>68742214
Trump has taken a week off for ""reasons"" aka so his wife doesn't get her image attacked and Ted has nobody to hide behind
>>68742648
look, nasty rato is playing pocket pool
ted is a nasty guy!
>>68743111
Chekt
Good point..
>>68742458
finding her will be god damn impossible since escorts don't use their real names or even their real pictures
>>68743123
M E M E M A G I C
>>68743049
I consider this an invocation of the ANZUS treaty. Rest assured, this Australian ally is doing his part.
>>68742945
didnt ben shapiro block all breitbart reporting on this because Ben Sharpiro said he wont post negative stories about conservatives since he wants to stop Trump?
>>68742969
Why aren't the big news names hopping all over this?
OH SHIT GUYS. I KNOW THE SECOND GIRL. SHE WAS A TEACHER AT THE SAME SCHOOL I WORK AT.
I'm trying to find my 2005 yearbook right now, will scan the picture if I can find it. Holy shit, I'm glad I check /pol/ before work.
>>68743123
>>68743197
HOLY SHIT
>>68742073
This is why I'm a shut-in anon with no social media accounts.
>>68743118
mfw
>>68743193
it's still not even 6 AM here
also there's only an "anonymous source" for the NE report
nobody is going to run on that alone. They need to verify.
>>68743197
GODSPEED ANON
>>68743197
OH FUCK ANON D E L I V E R
>>68743197
What school?
I expect you autists to find the other two ladies within the next 8 hours
>>68743197
quick tell us the school
>>68742350
dude twitter is more powerful than CNN, why are you still living in 1970's
Trump gets more attention on his twitter than if he did a full CNN show,
>>68743197
I love you and I'm so glad I didn't go to sleep.
>>68743197
>>68743197
god i love you fuckers
